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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:01,180 Omar, what's the status on the general? 2 00:01:05,659 --> 00:01:07,835 No? 3 00:01:17,755 --> 00:01:18,747 Hamza. 4 00:02:34,547 --> 00:02:37,299 Where is General Fezzan? 5 00:02:38,355 --> 00:02:39,474 Tell me. 6 00:02:47,408 --> 00:02:50,961 ♪ Hold the line, hey ♪ 7 00:02:51,856 --> 00:02:55,472 ♪ Do you fight for pride Or glory? ♪ 8 00:02:55,600 --> 00:03:00,495 ♪ Do you hold your scars Close to your heart? ♪ 9 00:03:01,902 --> 00:03:05,583 ♪ Fall behind, yeah ♪ 10 00:03:06,511 --> 00:03:10,223 ♪ Who will live To tell your story? ♪ 11 00:03:10,350 --> 00:03:13,934 ♪ You were taught To leave no man behind ♪ 12 00:03:17,773 --> 00:03:21,709 ♪ I don't know Where you have gone ♪ 13 00:03:23,501 --> 00:03:28,236 ♪ You've got your back Against the wall ♪ 14 00:03:29,356 --> 00:03:33,068 ♪ Where's your backbone Brother? ♪ 15 00:03:33,196 --> 00:03:35,820 ♪ Where's your backbone Brother? ♪ 16 00:03:36,748 --> 00:03:40,298 ♪ Where's your backbone Brother? ♪ 17 00:03:40,427 --> 00:03:45,258 ♪ Where's your backbone Brother? ♪ 18 00:03:46,474 --> 00:03:49,610 ♪♪ You've got your back Against the wall ♪ 19 00:03:49,738 --> 00:03:53,130 ♪ Say, where's your backbone Brother? ♪ 20 00:03:53,258 --> 00:03:55,593 I might be complicated, but I ain't fucking hopeless. 21 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,576 Is that what we call it? Complicated? 22 00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:00,424 Well, whatever it's called, it's not working, is it? 23 00:04:00,552 --> 00:04:03,465 Come on, Gina, you're not looking at the big picture. 24 00:04:03,592 --> 00:04:04,680 What's the big picture? 25 00:04:04,808 --> 00:04:07,047 Is it you? Are you my big picture? 26 00:04:07,175 --> 00:04:08,328 Oh, my God, thank you. 27 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:09,896 You should get the fuck over yourself. 28 00:04:10,023 --> 00:04:10,727 'Cause you know what you actually are? 29 00:04:10,856 --> 00:04:11,878 A caveman. 30 00:04:12,838 --> 00:04:14,567 - You do resemble a caveman. - You know what it is? 31 00:04:14,696 --> 00:04:16,391 - And you don't? - You don't want competition. 32 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:18,791 Gina, please, calm down. That's what your problem is. 33 00:04:18,919 --> 00:04:20,581 Me calm down? Did you just tell me— 34 00:04:20,711 --> 00:04:22,823 Don't tell me to fucking calm down! I'm calm! 35 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:25,702 I've never been more fucking calm in my life. 36 00:04:26,150 --> 00:04:27,845 "Oh, look at me. 37 00:04:27,974 --> 00:04:30,949 I'm English. I'm avoidant. I don't like to argue." 38 00:04:31,076 --> 00:04:32,453 Well, guess what? 39 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:34,853 I just want a little peace in my life. Right? 40 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:36,453 - It'd be nice. - I'm from America, bitch. We're gonna fight about it. 41 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,629 Go. Just go. Go. So what does that make me? 42 00:04:38,755 --> 00:04:40,005 Does that make me stressful? 43 00:04:40,132 --> 00:04:41,699 No, no, no. 44 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:44,164 A little violent perhaps. 45 00:04:45,539 --> 00:04:46,820 I'm a professional. 46 00:04:46,947 --> 00:04:48,707 Yeah. And a little violent. 47 00:04:48,835 --> 00:04:49,571 A little bit. 48 00:04:49,699 --> 00:04:51,076 Teeny bit. 49 00:04:51,202 --> 00:04:52,355 You know what it is? 50 00:04:52,483 --> 00:04:54,082 I've got your skills and then some. 51 00:04:54,209 --> 00:04:57,154 And neither of you like it because you're both cavemen. 52 00:04:57,986 --> 00:04:59,394 She's talking to you. 53 00:04:59,522 --> 00:05:01,090 Actually, she's looking in your direction. 54 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,138 - I'm talking to you. - Mm-hmm. 55 00:05:03,265 --> 00:05:04,354 But about you. 56 00:05:04,481 --> 00:05:06,209 You might be my boss, 57 00:05:06,337 --> 00:05:08,737 but I can tell that you're also from this planet called "hopeless" 58 00:05:08,865 --> 00:05:11,073 where intimate relationships and feelings 59 00:05:11,201 --> 00:05:13,089 don't fucking exist! 60 00:05:13,216 --> 00:05:16,064 Fucking baby. I've wasted so much of my life on you. 61 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,207 You are a loser. But I like you. 62 00:05:18,336 --> 00:05:21,407 Thanks. Why are you here? 63 00:05:21,536 --> 00:05:24,926 I lost my ring at this bar, and I need you to— 64 00:05:25,055 --> 00:05:28,223 I'm sorry. Is that it? Are we done talking? 65 00:05:28,351 --> 00:05:30,367 Are you done with this conversation? 66 00:05:30,783 --> 00:05:31,870 Conversation? 67 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,429 It's more like angry chatter. 68 00:05:34,558 --> 00:05:35,710 Fuck you. 69 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,494 She's talking to you again. 70 00:05:39,324 --> 00:05:42,333 It's depressing. No. It's okay. 71 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:51,739 I liked her, Barney. 72 00:05:52,988 --> 00:05:55,260 She's an Expendable, Christmas. 73 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:59,354 Look, I got great respect for your uncanny abilities. I really do. 74 00:06:00,123 --> 00:06:02,203 But you are a selfish prick. 75 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:03,611 Really? We all are. 76 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:05,883 We have to be to choose this life 77 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:07,578 over friends, over family. 78 00:06:07,707 --> 00:06:09,338 We do this for money. 79 00:06:10,298 --> 00:06:12,730 That's the definition of prickism. 80 00:06:12,857 --> 00:06:14,426 What do you think of my analysis? 81 00:06:14,553 --> 00:06:15,482 Pretty good? 82 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,489 I think you're a moron. 83 00:06:18,616 --> 00:06:19,737 You don't believe that. 84 00:06:19,865 --> 00:06:22,168 With every cell in my body. 85 00:06:22,553 --> 00:06:24,343 Why are we here? 86 00:06:24,473 --> 00:06:28,088 I lost my ring last night in a bet, and I'm here to try to buy it back. 87 00:06:28,215 --> 00:06:29,111 Seriously? 88 00:06:29,239 --> 00:06:30,135 Yeah, seriously. 89 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:31,671 A silly little trinket. 90 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,096 I'm superstitious about it, and I like it. 91 00:06:35,223 --> 00:06:37,143 Feel like I'm missing a finger. 92 00:06:39,479 --> 00:06:42,486 I tried getting it back, but this half-ass won't negotiate. 93 00:06:42,614 --> 00:06:44,469 Who? Jumbo Shrimp. 94 00:06:44,598 --> 00:06:45,942 Who's he? You'll see. 95 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,566 - What's up, Barney? - Hey, Billy. 96 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:54,485 So how'd you lose your most prized possession? 97 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,269 Thumb wrestling. 98 00:06:57,973 --> 00:06:59,445 You mean arm wrestling? No. 99 00:06:59,572 --> 00:07:00,692 I mean thumb wrestling. 100 00:07:00,819 --> 00:07:02,676 Like that. Give me your hand. 101 00:07:02,804 --> 00:07:04,372 No. Thumb wrestling? 102 00:07:05,108 --> 00:07:06,578 You used to be strong. What happened? 103 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:09,267 And you used to be hairy. What happened? 104 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:10,899 Things change. 105 00:07:11,027 --> 00:07:12,306 What's up, Barney? Hey, how you doing? 106 00:07:12,435 --> 00:07:13,779 Jumbo Shrimp around? 107 00:07:13,906 --> 00:07:15,443 Is there a problem? 108 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:18,291 - My friend wants his ring back. —Mm-hmm. 109 00:07:19,859 --> 00:07:21,202 Bet's a bet, man. 110 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:23,153 You know, no offense, but I'm missing my ring. 111 00:07:23,282 --> 00:07:24,785 It stays where it is. 112 00:07:28,721 --> 00:07:29,905 That's unacceptable. 113 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:31,857 Striking resemblance. 114 00:07:34,097 --> 00:07:35,376 That's brutal. 115 00:07:37,648 --> 00:07:39,728 - These the guys, Barney? - Yeah. 116 00:07:39,856 --> 00:07:41,680 Now I see why they call him Jumbo. 117 00:07:41,808 --> 00:07:44,879 - No, the other guy, second guy. - Oh. 118 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:48,015 You lost to Santa's helper? 119 00:07:48,143 --> 00:07:50,415 That's embarrassing. 120 00:07:50,542 --> 00:07:51,598 I was drunk. 121 00:07:51,727 --> 00:07:53,614 Well, you're not drunk now. 122 00:07:53,742 --> 00:07:55,054 Why the fuck am I here? 123 00:07:57,197 --> 00:07:58,382 I hurt my back. 124 00:07:58,830 --> 00:07:59,918 Since when? 125 00:08:00,045 --> 00:08:01,997 A few weeks ago. I can't even lift a fork. 126 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,789 I would do it for you. But if you don't want to do it, I understand. 127 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:04,973 If you're intimidated... 128 00:08:05,101 --> 00:08:06,285 Intimidated? 129 00:08:06,637 --> 00:08:07,725 Hey, Lee. 130 00:08:07,853 --> 00:08:09,613 Make it easy on yourself. 131 00:08:10,669 --> 00:08:11,980 The classics. 132 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,932 I got this, Thumbo. 133 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,108 Beer, please. 134 00:08:17,611 --> 00:08:19,212 How you doing this nice day? 135 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:25,579 What do you prefer to be called, "Jumbo" or "Shrimp"? 136 00:08:30,922 --> 00:08:32,362 Call me that again. 137 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:34,827 Cut your fucking head off. 138 00:08:34,953 --> 00:08:38,377 That's a little harsh, bite-size. 139 00:08:38,505 --> 00:08:40,265 Barney wants his ring back. 140 00:08:40,393 --> 00:08:41,577 What did you call me? 141 00:08:42,281 --> 00:08:43,849 How much for it back, Yoda? 142 00:08:43,977 --> 00:08:45,256 Hey! 143 00:08:45,386 --> 00:08:47,112 It stays here, asshole. 144 00:08:51,911 --> 00:08:53,256 My back. 145 00:08:55,975 --> 00:08:57,799 You see, 146 00:08:57,927 --> 00:09:00,775 what we have here is a matter of humiliation and human kindness. 147 00:09:00,902 --> 00:09:04,742 My friend here loves his ring for all of his stupid reasons. 148 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:06,374 And it would be very nice and civilized 149 00:09:06,503 --> 00:09:08,806 if you gents would understand that principle. 150 00:09:08,934 --> 00:09:10,886 But since you choose to be— 151 00:09:12,358 --> 00:09:13,734 Barney, what's the word? Obstinate. 152 00:09:13,861 --> 00:09:14,853 Too long. 153 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:16,581 Dumbbells. 154 00:09:17,253 --> 00:09:18,501 Dumbbells. 155 00:09:19,204 --> 00:09:22,084 You leave me no other choice, dinky. 156 00:09:32,995 --> 00:09:34,947 - You're welcome. - You're slowing down. 157 00:09:37,123 --> 00:09:38,435 My turn, bitch. 158 00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:45,121 Come on, chuck. Come on, cowboy. Bring it. 159 00:09:52,865 --> 00:09:54,689 Get him a beer when he wakes up. 160 00:09:59,072 --> 00:10:00,480 You almost killed me. 161 00:10:01,408 --> 00:10:03,424 I thought you had a bad back. 162 00:10:03,551 --> 00:10:05,760 You know, it's a miracle. It just went away. 163 00:10:05,887 --> 00:10:09,119 You know, I really didn't need this lovefest. 164 00:10:09,247 --> 00:10:11,646 I like spending time with you. 165 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:17,086 Next time, take me on a pony ride, okay? 166 00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:22,526 Okay. 167 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:40,316 Overwatch, what is the status? 168 00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:45,276 Sir, there are three soldiers guarding the general. 169 00:10:45,403 --> 00:10:46,459 You're gonna need backup. 170 00:10:46,587 --> 00:10:48,666 I repeat, wait for backup. 171 00:10:53,947 --> 00:10:55,354 What the fuck is he doing? 172 00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:57,529 No, no, no. No, no, please. Please, don't. 173 00:11:23,863 --> 00:11:25,846 What's up, General? 174 00:11:35,317 --> 00:11:36,885 Are my eyes deceiving me? Why? 175 00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:39,990 What's that thing on Gunner's head? 176 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,813 It looks like a sick cat. 177 00:11:42,613 --> 00:11:44,148 Cats are cute. 178 00:11:44,276 --> 00:11:46,452 That looks like tumbleweed. 179 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,364 Hey, good evening, big man. 180 00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:51,923 Let's talk. What's that thing on your head? 181 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,779 Oh, the wig? 182 00:11:53,907 --> 00:11:55,955 Yeah, the wig. Question is, why? 183 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,938 Well, I was chatting with this girl on the Internet 184 00:11:58,067 --> 00:12:00,115 and she likes that '70s look, you know. 185 00:12:00,244 --> 00:12:01,234 The Farrah Fawcett thing. 186 00:12:01,362 --> 00:12:03,314 Got it. You met her yet? 187 00:12:03,442 --> 00:12:06,290 Why— Why would I do that? I like the mystery. 188 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:08,081 - Understand? - Yeah, that makes sense. 189 00:12:08,209 --> 00:12:09,490 Sounds special. It does. 190 00:12:09,618 --> 00:12:11,281 I liked him better when he was a drunk. 191 00:12:11,409 --> 00:12:12,690 I know what you mean. Me too. 192 00:12:12,817 --> 00:12:14,193 I'm happy for you. 193 00:12:18,257 --> 00:12:19,856 Hey, is this the new guy? 194 00:12:20,688 --> 00:12:22,479 Hey, it's Easy Day. 195 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,336 Good man. Ex-special forces. 196 00:12:24,463 --> 00:12:26,639 - Hey, Barney. - Hey, Easy. 197 00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:28,912 This our sniper? 198 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:32,494 Don't worry about it. I got a prescription scope. 199 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,126 What? 200 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,854 Well, Hawkeyes, remember this face. 201 00:12:35,982 --> 00:12:37,358 Don't shoot it by accident. 202 00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:40,303 You don't have to worry about me. 203 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:41,390 Who's this guy? 204 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:42,861 You're slipping, pal. 205 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:44,781 You hired him. That's Galgo's son. 206 00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:47,917 I have the eyesight, the heart and the sex drive of my father. 207 00:12:48,045 --> 00:12:49,837 Tell me he doesn't talk as much as his father. 208 00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:51,148 He's worse. No. 209 00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:52,300 Twice as bad. 210 00:12:52,429 --> 00:12:54,124 It's gonna be a long trip. 211 00:12:54,797 --> 00:12:56,492 I am Galan. 212 00:12:57,388 --> 00:12:58,668 That suppose to mean something? 213 00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:02,731 It's supposed to mean a little something. 214 00:13:02,859 --> 00:13:05,292 All right, cut the bullshit. All eyes on me. 215 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:06,316 Who's the suit? 216 00:13:06,443 --> 00:13:08,203 His name is Marsh. 217 00:13:08,332 --> 00:13:09,930 I did a few things with him before I met you. 218 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,810 He's CIA. Hey, Barney, how you doing? 219 00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:14,027 How you doing, Marsh? 220 00:13:14,155 --> 00:13:15,337 How they hanging? 221 00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:17,226 Gravity's setting in. 222 00:13:18,025 --> 00:13:19,626 Welcome to the club. 223 00:13:19,754 --> 00:13:21,610 As much as I would like to exchange pleasantries with you guys, 224 00:13:21,738 --> 00:13:23,594 there's a pressing matter at hand. 225 00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:25,961 Meet Suharato Rahmat. 226 00:13:26,088 --> 00:13:28,201 Former British national turned arms dealer. 227 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,928 He has his own private army and he's been hired 228 00:13:30,056 --> 00:13:32,393 to steal some detonators for nuclear missiles 229 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,088 for a very dangerous client. 230 00:13:34,217 --> 00:13:37,000 Word on the street is the client's name is Ocelot. 231 00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:38,599 Hmm. 232 00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:40,808 Now, those detonators get in the hands of Ocelot, 233 00:13:40,936 --> 00:13:43,687 he's planning on using them to create an international incident. 234 00:13:43,816 --> 00:13:45,639 We can't let that happen. 235 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:48,806 So that's where you guys come in. 236 00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:52,134 Your landing zone is Qaddafi's old chemical war plant in Libya, 237 00:13:52,262 --> 00:13:54,342 which I hear is very nice this time of year. 238 00:13:54,471 --> 00:13:57,990 Your mission is to make sure the detonators stay there. 239 00:13:58,117 --> 00:13:59,301 All right? 240 00:13:59,428 --> 00:14:00,997 That's all I got. Good luck. 241 00:14:01,126 --> 00:14:02,757 Barney, keep 'em tucked. 242 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,260 I'll do my best. 243 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,995 Operation Ocelot. Mm-hmm. 244 00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:10,756 When were you gonna tell me? 245 00:14:10,915 --> 00:14:12,995 When you stopped playing footsies with your girlfriend. 246 00:14:18,372 --> 00:14:20,866 Hey, why's Christmas so pissed about this Ocelot mission? 247 00:14:20,996 --> 00:14:23,875 He's just being Christmas. 248 00:14:24,003 --> 00:14:26,561 - Copy that. - He knows Barney very well. 249 00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:30,017 He knows exactly how far he's willing to go to end Ocelot. 250 00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:32,257 Who the hell names himself Ocelot? 251 00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:34,562 Years ago, the CIA hired Barney 252 00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:37,888 to find out who code name "Ocelot" actually is. 253 00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:41,345 He was close when somebody walked him into an ambush 254 00:14:41,473 --> 00:14:43,616 and nearly killed his entire team. 255 00:14:44,096 --> 00:14:45,312 Damn. 256 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,169 Yeah, some would say Ocelot's a ghost 257 00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:50,655 that Barney created to cover his own ass for a mistake. 258 00:14:50,784 --> 00:14:52,064 No fucking way. 259 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,486 Ocelot exists and Barney will bury him someday. 260 00:14:56,575 --> 00:14:58,623 What the fuck happened to your ear, man? 261 00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:00,639 I'm glad you asked me that. 262 00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:04,798 I wrestled in college. Common affliction in that sport is contusions to the ear. 263 00:15:04,925 --> 00:15:08,126 Small pocket of blood that separates the skin from the cartilage. 264 00:15:17,757 --> 00:15:19,516 Come on, big bird. 265 00:15:25,818 --> 00:15:27,356 Get up there, you deathtrap. 266 00:15:27,484 --> 00:15:28,987 Don't insult it. 267 00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:38,457 We have a successful liftoff. 268 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,225 Maybe it was my first ménage à trois. 269 00:15:47,353 --> 00:15:50,872 You know. You know, Toll Road, what I'm talking about, right? 270 00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:53,880 Hey. 271 00:15:54,552 --> 00:15:56,152 You know what is a golden shower? 272 00:15:58,359 --> 00:15:59,832 It's when the woman, she— 273 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,840 she squats down on top of you and releases her bladder. 274 00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:04,118 It's very liberating. 275 00:16:04,247 --> 00:16:06,038 Wow, a world-class pervert. 276 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,511 You know what is a golden shower? 277 00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:09,815 You look like the type who has had one before. 278 00:16:09,942 --> 00:16:11,542 I'm cutting these losers. 279 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:15,254 I heard too much of that. It's tune time. Time for music. 280 00:16:17,749 --> 00:16:18,933 It's ancient. 281 00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:20,245 It's soothing. 282 00:16:20,374 --> 00:16:21,781 Soothing? Yeah. 283 00:16:21,909 --> 00:16:23,476 Yeah, maybe. 284 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,484 You know I had a panic attack last night. 285 00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:28,980 Did you really? Are you sure? Yeah. 286 00:16:29,108 --> 00:16:30,387 Like your skin starts to crawl? 287 00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:32,339 Your heart is beating? You know it. 288 00:16:32,468 --> 00:16:34,835 Just take some Xanax and pretend you're happy with your life. 289 00:16:34,963 --> 00:16:36,340 I am happy. 290 00:16:37,139 --> 00:16:39,539 By the way, you're the worst doctor, ever. 291 00:16:40,372 --> 00:16:42,674 Maybe it's Gina who's making you anxious. 292 00:16:43,442 --> 00:16:44,722 She actually relaxes me. 293 00:16:44,851 --> 00:16:46,995 It's this— this— The job. 294 00:16:47,122 --> 00:16:48,529 No. 295 00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:50,417 Some guys are just not meant for companionship. 296 00:16:50,545 --> 00:16:52,401 Face the facts. Wrong. 297 00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:55,152 Maybe you want to die a bitter old sod, but not me. 298 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,329 I want to be cheerful, happy. 299 00:16:58,065 --> 00:17:01,072 But I will come visit you in the home. 300 00:17:01,201 --> 00:17:03,313 - Promise? - Scout's honor. 301 00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:07,120 Let's see what's going on. 302 00:17:07,248 --> 00:17:08,399 One of them was covering me in hot candle wax. 303 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,647 Forget it. 304 00:17:15,663 --> 00:17:17,070 Where are the detonators? 305 00:17:17,198 --> 00:17:18,415 Never! 306 00:17:18,831 --> 00:17:19,918 Your wife. 307 00:17:20,045 --> 00:17:22,158 Not my wife. No, Allahu Akbar. 308 00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:24,717 Your son is next. 309 00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:27,278 P-Please, not my son. Please. 310 00:17:27,406 --> 00:17:29,326 Give me the detonators, and I'll make it quick. 311 00:17:29,453 --> 00:17:30,637 My son, Adam... 312 00:17:30,764 --> 00:17:32,428 This is a fact you cannot change. 313 00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:34,380 Give me the detonators or... 314 00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:35,596 Not my son. 315 00:17:35,725 --> 00:17:36,749 Your choice. 316 00:17:36,877 --> 00:17:38,061 Okay. Okay. 317 00:17:38,669 --> 00:17:40,140 They are in control room. 318 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,155 The code to the safe is... 319 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:44,844 eight, 320 00:17:45,003 --> 00:17:46,059 one, 321 00:17:46,187 --> 00:17:47,115 four, 322 00:17:47,244 --> 00:17:48,236 two... 323 00:17:48,842 --> 00:17:50,059 seven. 324 00:17:50,187 --> 00:17:51,850 Wise choice. 325 00:17:53,995 --> 00:17:55,721 Let's wake up the kids. 326 00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,706 Ready? Yep. 327 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,514 ♪ East side ♪ 328 00:18:05,642 --> 00:18:07,370 ♪ West ♪ ♪ Side ♪ 329 00:18:16,776 --> 00:18:17,928 Where'd that come from? 330 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,136 Ah, this is gonna be fun. 331 00:18:20,264 --> 00:18:22,664 - LZ's hot. - Here we go. 332 00:18:24,518 --> 00:18:26,406 - Incoming! - Flak! 333 00:18:31,846 --> 00:18:32,743 Intel was off. 334 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,085 Get creative! 335 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,334 Got it. 336 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,797 Touch and go. 337 00:18:37,925 --> 00:18:39,334 Okay, rally up. Rally up. 338 00:18:39,462 --> 00:18:40,740 Am I driving lead? Nah. 339 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,596 Take Gunner to overwatch and fall in. 340 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,172 Touch! 341 00:18:58,436 --> 00:18:59,427 Happy hunting. 342 00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:06,658 Check it out. There's something happening at the weapons plant. 343 00:19:06,787 --> 00:19:07,874 We're on it. 344 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,978 I count four vehicles and a lot of ops. 345 00:19:15,105 --> 00:19:16,801 Well, let's make less of them. 346 00:19:24,193 --> 00:19:25,985 Sir, I have a new transport. 347 00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:27,105 Excellent. 348 00:19:27,839 --> 00:19:29,248 Tell Ocelot we have them. 349 00:19:30,048 --> 00:19:31,040 Let's go. 350 00:19:34,847 --> 00:19:35,999 In position. 351 00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:38,206 Load up! 352 00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:39,487 Rahmat's got the detonators. 353 00:19:39,615 --> 00:19:40,959 Gunner, you got eyes on them? 354 00:19:41,086 --> 00:19:43,326 Like crystal in headlights. 355 00:19:49,214 --> 00:19:50,974 Gunner, you're way off target. 356 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:52,446 What do you need, a seeing-eye dog? 357 00:19:52,572 --> 00:19:54,460 Damn spots. 358 00:19:57,117 --> 00:20:00,220 Hey, Stevie Wonder, you might want to get that prescription checked. 359 00:20:03,548 --> 00:20:05,147 Heads up. Lee, where are you? 360 00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:07,035 Looks like we're making our entrance. 361 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,668 Hold on to your huevos. 362 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:11,131 Let's fly, baby! 363 00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:20,569 Whoo-hoo! 364 00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:26,201 Who the fuck is this now? 365 00:20:26,328 --> 00:20:28,313 What do we do, boss? 366 00:20:29,498 --> 00:20:30,458 Kill them. 367 00:20:30,936 --> 00:20:32,121 Open fire! 368 00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:43,992 Gunner, we could use some help! 369 00:20:48,183 --> 00:20:49,431 Six months sober. 370 00:20:57,366 --> 00:20:59,382 Now that's what I'm talking about, Gunner. 371 00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:03,094 Can you lose them? 372 00:21:12,756 --> 00:21:14,388 - We're inside! - Copy. 373 00:21:16,756 --> 00:21:18,002 Split up. 374 00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:20,116 Galan, we'll take point. 375 00:21:20,243 --> 00:21:22,866 - You go after that squirter. - Copy. 376 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,098 Ooh. 377 00:21:35,313 --> 00:21:36,786 We lost the.50 cal. 378 00:21:50,607 --> 00:21:51,792 Pull up alongside him. 379 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,247 Time to improvise. 380 00:21:55,376 --> 00:21:56,655 I can improvise. 381 00:22:09,966 --> 00:22:11,789 Gut shot. You'll live. 382 00:22:18,189 --> 00:22:19,213 Whoa. 383 00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,556 Maybe not. 384 00:22:29,484 --> 00:22:31,244 Galan, what the fuck are you doing? 385 00:22:31,692 --> 00:22:32,812 I'm improvising. 386 00:22:44,393 --> 00:22:46,921 What's going on in there? I need a status report now! 387 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,080 One more and we're on Rahmat. 388 00:23:04,615 --> 00:23:05,960 What the fuck, Easy? 389 00:23:09,127 --> 00:23:10,727 Only easy day was yesterday. 390 00:23:10,855 --> 00:23:11,783 Yep. 391 00:23:15,718 --> 00:23:18,406 Initial success or total failure? 392 00:23:26,693 --> 00:23:28,453 Initial success. 393 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:31,109 I'm out of ammo. I'm coming in. 394 00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:39,684 You mean total failure. 395 00:23:45,731 --> 00:23:48,483 Christmas, where are you? The detonators are compromised. 396 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:50,754 They're on the west side heading north. 397 00:23:53,218 --> 00:23:55,010 Don't let Rahmat leave with those detonators 398 00:23:55,138 --> 00:23:57,474 or there's gonna be a lot of dead people. 399 00:24:01,217 --> 00:24:02,721 Get in, losers! We're going shopping! 400 00:24:02,849 --> 00:24:04,737 You might want to watch your six! 401 00:24:07,681 --> 00:24:09,024 Fire in the hole, fellas! 402 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,264 Moving! 403 00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:15,104 Cover me! 404 00:24:15,647 --> 00:24:16,863 Incoming! 405 00:24:18,463 --> 00:24:21,311 Don't worry, my friend. I would never leave you behind. 406 00:24:54,107 --> 00:24:55,483 I can't get the angle! 407 00:25:03,354 --> 00:25:05,786 I'm out of flares. Damn it, Barney! 408 00:25:07,450 --> 00:25:09,242 Stay on mission, Christmas. 409 00:25:09,370 --> 00:25:10,681 You're toast up there. 410 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:12,665 Listen to him, man. Get the detonators. 411 00:25:12,793 --> 00:25:14,937 Get the detonators, Lee! 412 00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:16,441 That's an order! 413 00:25:18,521 --> 00:25:20,952 Fuck no. I'm saving your dumb ass! 414 00:25:40,054 --> 00:25:41,365 You're welcome! 415 00:25:41,494 --> 00:25:44,309 Nice work, man, but who's on Rahmat? 416 00:26:50,286 --> 00:26:51,470 Holy shit. 417 00:27:16,491 --> 00:27:17,995 I miss him, man. 418 00:27:20,906 --> 00:27:23,818 ♪ All our times have come... ♪ 419 00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:26,986 We miss you, Barney! 420 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:30,857 ♪ Here, but now they're gone ♪ 421 00:27:33,289 --> 00:27:36,042 ♪ Seasons don't fear The Reaper ♪ 422 00:27:36,169 --> 00:27:38,953 ♪ Nor do the wind The sun or the rain ♪ 423 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,873 ♪ We can be like they are... ♪ 424 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,761 Everybody listen up. 425 00:27:42,888 --> 00:27:44,808 There's an old expression. 426 00:27:45,673 --> 00:27:47,015 Beware an old man 427 00:27:47,144 --> 00:27:49,191 in a profession where good men die young. 428 00:27:49,319 --> 00:27:51,368 I'm sure Barney Ross has had a seat reserved 429 00:27:51,496 --> 00:27:54,151 at the big table up there for some time now. 430 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,006 And he earned that seat. 431 00:27:56,136 --> 00:27:58,055 He never stopped earning it. 432 00:27:58,183 --> 00:28:02,213 He brought the best out in each and every one of us because he was the best of us. 433 00:28:04,839 --> 00:28:06,085 To Barney. 434 00:28:06,213 --> 00:28:07,590 To Barney. 435 00:28:17,253 --> 00:28:18,596 How are you? 436 00:28:19,237 --> 00:28:20,676 Great. 437 00:28:22,787 --> 00:28:24,644 You don't gotta pretend, Lee. 438 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:28,130 You know Barney wouldn't want to watch you sulking like this. 439 00:28:28,899 --> 00:28:30,083 It's true. 440 00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:32,323 Can I help? 441 00:28:35,778 --> 00:28:38,018 Well, since you're asking... 442 00:28:39,235 --> 00:28:40,226 I'd like— 443 00:28:43,041 --> 00:28:44,994 So when are we going after the guys that did this? 444 00:28:45,122 --> 00:28:47,713 You ain't going nowhere. You're done. 445 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,737 What's that mean? You're off it. 446 00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:54,944 - You're done. You're out. - Bullshit, Marsh. 447 00:28:55,072 --> 00:28:56,864 Who's gonna run Barney's team? 448 00:29:01,247 --> 00:29:02,239 Gina? 449 00:29:05,663 --> 00:29:07,295 What is this, a bad joke? 450 00:29:07,423 --> 00:29:09,215 Well, you disobeyed a direct order from your superior 451 00:29:09,342 --> 00:29:11,550 and that cost us the mission, so you're out. 452 00:29:11,678 --> 00:29:13,758 - I was trying to save him. - Well, you didn't. 453 00:29:13,887 --> 00:29:16,414 It's our play, it's our call. You're out. 454 00:29:17,662 --> 00:29:20,285 It was Barney's sacrifice to make, brother. 455 00:29:20,413 --> 00:29:23,068 Good death for the mission, it would count. 456 00:29:23,197 --> 00:29:24,861 And you just took it from him. 457 00:29:24,988 --> 00:29:27,548 Made his sacrifice worthless. 458 00:29:33,852 --> 00:29:34,940 Christmas. 459 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,202 Yeah. 460 00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,458 Thanks for the support. 461 00:29:45,467 --> 00:29:47,961 You certainly picked your moment, pal. 462 00:30:02,488 --> 00:30:03,480 Oh. 463 00:30:04,088 --> 00:30:06,136 Barney hated cover bands. 464 00:30:07,032 --> 00:30:08,536 I'll be in touch. 465 00:30:09,528 --> 00:30:10,488 Hey. 466 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,360 Nothing Barney did was worthless. 467 00:30:14,487 --> 00:30:16,662 - You understand? Nothing! - Hey. Easy, cowboy. 468 00:30:16,791 --> 00:30:18,135 Fuck you, talking about Barney in my face. 469 00:30:18,264 --> 00:30:20,055 This ain't the place or time. 470 00:30:20,215 --> 00:30:23,477 Por favor. Please, please. Tranquilo. 471 00:30:41,397 --> 00:30:43,092 Pantry cook. 472 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,283 Hospitality director. 473 00:30:47,988 --> 00:30:50,067 Can be "hospitable-ish." 474 00:30:52,595 --> 00:30:56,978 Private security detail for a social media influencer. 475 00:31:06,512 --> 00:31:08,721 I'm gonna go get a drink. 476 00:31:08,849 --> 00:31:10,289 We're about to go live. 477 00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:12,049 We're about to stream this shit, 478 00:31:12,176 --> 00:31:15,184 and you girls look like shit. 479 00:31:15,311 --> 00:31:17,617 Uh, no. No. 480 00:31:17,744 --> 00:31:19,472 Buh-bye. 481 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,895 - Hey, muscles. - Get over here. 482 00:31:28,271 --> 00:31:30,414 Here, dude. Hold my sign. 483 00:31:31,758 --> 00:31:33,358 Whoo! 484 00:31:33,486 --> 00:31:36,397 I'm your private security detail. 485 00:31:36,525 --> 00:31:38,157 I'm here to protect you. 486 00:31:38,734 --> 00:31:39,758 Not hold your sign. 487 00:31:40,846 --> 00:31:43,948 You see anybody looking to do me harm? 488 00:31:44,077 --> 00:31:45,996 Potentially. 489 00:31:46,124 --> 00:31:48,684 Whatever. Just hold the sign. 490 00:31:49,356 --> 00:31:51,627 "Potentially." Double-O douchebag. 491 00:31:55,884 --> 00:31:58,060 What's up, motherfuckers? 492 00:31:58,188 --> 00:32:00,139 I'm here at my NOLA pad 493 00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:02,123 live streaming to you at home. 494 00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:03,627 Bringing a little something-something 495 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,058 into your pathetic little lives. 496 00:32:06,186 --> 00:32:08,170 Look at these NOLA bitches. 497 00:32:08,299 --> 00:32:13,162 Which one— No, which two am I gonna fuck after? 498 00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:16,137 Oi. Have some respect for the ladies. 499 00:32:16,266 --> 00:32:18,057 I am live streaming here. 500 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:20,424 You guys believe this shit? Look at this guy. 501 00:32:20,552 --> 00:32:22,793 Who does this motherfucker think he is? 502 00:32:22,921 --> 00:32:25,065 "Oi, respect the ladies." 503 00:32:25,192 --> 00:32:26,952 I'll respect them all right. 504 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,031 Respect them enough to let them lick the sweat off my balls. 505 00:32:31,528 --> 00:32:33,063 Fuck, dude, my nose. 506 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:37,895 Do you know how much money I make off this face, asshole? 507 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,371 Fuck it. 508 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:11,389 Welcome home, love. 509 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:13,755 You're lucky I didn't shoot you. 510 00:34:13,884 --> 00:34:17,116 Probably. 511 00:34:17,244 --> 00:34:18,972 Hey, do you read now? 512 00:34:19,387 --> 00:34:20,764 What is this? 513 00:34:22,202 --> 00:34:23,644 Going somewhere, are we? 514 00:34:23,771 --> 00:34:26,202 We're going after the guy that got Barney. 515 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:32,186 The only good thing that came out of Barney's death was the unsealing of that file. 516 00:34:32,314 --> 00:34:34,809 What the fuck does that mean? What's in here? 517 00:34:35,386 --> 00:34:36,889 Well, 518 00:34:37,018 --> 00:34:38,938 Barney was part of a classified operation 519 00:34:39,065 --> 00:34:41,081 in between international agencies. 520 00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:45,177 And when it went south, all the parties involved decided to seal the file 521 00:34:45,304 --> 00:34:47,929 until everyone associated with it was dead. 522 00:34:48,056 --> 00:34:51,191 So once Barney passed, that file was declassified. 523 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,232 It gave us a vital clue on Ocelot's identity. 524 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,479 I want in. I'm coming with you. 525 00:34:59,608 --> 00:35:00,951 Oh, I'm sorry. 526 00:35:01,846 --> 00:35:03,670 You weren't invited. 527 00:35:03,799 --> 00:35:04,951 Oh. 528 00:35:05,078 --> 00:35:07,317 Well, won't you be lonely without me? 529 00:35:08,118 --> 00:35:09,397 No. 530 00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:11,478 There's lots of other boys on the mission. 531 00:35:11,606 --> 00:35:12,598 Oh. 532 00:35:14,870 --> 00:35:16,405 I'm not in the mood. 533 00:35:16,534 --> 00:35:18,805 I'm gonna play a little Hendrix. 534 00:35:18,932 --> 00:35:21,044 Usually does the trick. Don't start. 535 00:35:21,173 --> 00:35:23,093 Oh, I'm starting. 536 00:35:26,196 --> 00:35:28,627 Oh, I always liked this tattoo. 537 00:35:28,756 --> 00:35:30,579 So did your brother. 538 00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:40,275 This was always my favorite seat in the house. 539 00:35:40,402 --> 00:35:42,961 Well, these and the cheap seats. 540 00:35:50,001 --> 00:35:52,241 You really need to be more careful. Mmm. 541 00:35:52,369 --> 00:35:53,616 Make me. 542 00:35:59,985 --> 00:36:02,191 Do an old soldier a favor. 543 00:36:04,175 --> 00:36:05,902 First things first. 544 00:36:24,493 --> 00:36:26,446 When I first met Barney... 545 00:36:28,237 --> 00:36:29,995 I was straight out of the SAS. 546 00:36:32,076 --> 00:36:34,221 Nothing to my name, down on my luck. 547 00:36:39,243 --> 00:36:42,091 He took a chance on me when no one else would. 548 00:36:46,507 --> 00:36:49,226 We're gonna get the guy that did this to Barney. 549 00:36:51,659 --> 00:36:53,065 I promise. 550 00:36:58,026 --> 00:37:00,138 I know I can't go with you. 551 00:37:02,953 --> 00:37:04,681 But I want you to take this. 552 00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:13,480 Well, 553 00:37:14,472 --> 00:37:16,998 I'll make sure to give Rahmat your regards. 554 00:37:58,242 --> 00:37:59,555 You catch any of that? 555 00:37:59,682 --> 00:38:01,602 I don't know what she's saying. 556 00:38:01,731 --> 00:38:04,419 - But why do you think they call her Lash? - I have no idea. 557 00:38:04,546 --> 00:38:07,522 But I'd love to find out. She can lash me anytime. 558 00:38:08,610 --> 00:38:10,721 Oh, it's way bigger than that, darling. 559 00:38:10,849 --> 00:38:12,450 No, no. That's the Chinese bird. 560 00:38:12,576 --> 00:38:14,849 - We use the middle finger, they use the pinky. - Oh. 561 00:38:14,977 --> 00:38:17,760 But if the shoe fits... 562 00:38:18,528 --> 00:38:20,096 I was saying what's up with your ears? 563 00:38:20,225 --> 00:38:21,568 - My ear? - Oh, shit. 564 00:38:21,697 --> 00:38:23,808 Well, everybody knows I wrestled in college. 565 00:38:23,936 --> 00:38:27,392 And a common affliction in that sport is that you get a contusion in the ear 566 00:38:27,519 --> 00:38:30,784 that separates the cartilage from the skin and creates a little pocket. 567 00:38:30,911 --> 00:38:32,543 I've had this one drained nine times. 568 00:38:32,671 --> 00:38:34,271 I've never seen him so quiet. 569 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,254 In essence, God gave me armor. 570 00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:39,006 He hasn't said anything since Barney died. 571 00:38:39,134 --> 00:38:42,014 Now, I caught my roommate talking shit about it one time. 572 00:38:42,142 --> 00:38:45,309 And I had to smack him upside his head and give him his own cauliflower ear. 573 00:38:45,438 --> 00:38:46,621 That's just the way it goes. 574 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:49,213 You want to feel it? No? 575 00:38:49,341 --> 00:38:51,069 It's not contagious. I promise. 576 00:39:00,188 --> 00:39:02,587 ♪ Big city Big city boi ♪ 577 00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:04,859 ♪ Big city Big city boi ♪ 578 00:39:04,988 --> 00:39:06,971 ♪ Big city Big city ♪ 579 00:39:07,099 --> 00:39:09,915 ♪ Spacespeakers in the house Make some motherfucking noise ♪ 580 00:39:30,137 --> 00:39:31,416 How you doing, friend? 581 00:39:32,312 --> 00:39:34,328 I'm looking for Decha. 582 00:39:38,615 --> 00:39:39,448 Who? 583 00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:42,487 Ex-Task Force 90. Thailand Special Forces. 584 00:39:42,615 --> 00:39:44,983 Supposedly owns a boat that docks around here. 585 00:39:46,871 --> 00:39:48,758 Don't know anyone around here like that. 586 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,998 But if he have boat, 587 00:39:51,766 --> 00:39:54,934 boat down there, not up here. 588 00:39:57,333 --> 00:39:58,677 Thanks for your help. 589 00:40:35,537 --> 00:40:37,329 Hey, excuse me, friend. 590 00:40:38,001 --> 00:40:39,888 You know the owner of this boat? 591 00:40:41,330 --> 00:40:43,472 I'm looking for a man named Decha. 592 00:40:45,296 --> 00:40:47,792 I'm sorry. Decha has long gone. 593 00:40:47,919 --> 00:40:49,712 Oh, yeah? Where? 594 00:40:50,639 --> 00:40:53,935 To a place of peace. 595 00:40:54,511 --> 00:40:55,503 Dead? 596 00:40:56,302 --> 00:40:57,295 Ah. 597 00:40:58,159 --> 00:41:01,262 Yeah, well, there's a lot of that going around. 598 00:41:04,589 --> 00:41:05,934 Excuse me. 599 00:41:06,061 --> 00:41:08,781 I can't let you steal this boat, sir. 600 00:41:09,869 --> 00:41:11,213 What's it to you? 601 00:41:13,517 --> 00:41:14,956 Just a boat. 602 00:41:15,533 --> 00:41:17,132 It's not yours. 603 00:41:19,628 --> 00:41:23,595 Hey, listen, I'm taking this boat with or without your permission. 604 00:41:28,715 --> 00:41:30,731 Why do you have Barney's ring? 605 00:41:32,074 --> 00:41:33,419 Barney's dead. 606 00:41:34,858 --> 00:41:37,866 And I need this boat to get to the people who killed him. 607 00:41:37,994 --> 00:41:39,786 I was looking for Decha. 608 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:42,858 From what Barney said about the man, I could use him for what's ahead. 609 00:41:42,985 --> 00:41:44,425 Barney's dead. 610 00:41:48,169 --> 00:41:50,537 I was once Decha, the man you seek. 611 00:41:51,145 --> 00:41:53,032 But I put that man behind me. 612 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,241 If what you say is true, 613 00:41:55,368 --> 00:41:57,831 Barney should have his revenge. 614 00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,624 Damn right, he should. 615 00:42:08,775 --> 00:42:09,958 Hey. 616 00:42:17,381 --> 00:42:18,949 Okay, listen up. 617 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,661 The Thai cargo ship Jintara was hijacked 618 00:42:22,788 --> 00:42:25,093 in the Andaman Sea by our mutual friend Rahmat. 619 00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:26,918 The Jintara has changed course 620 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:30,404 and is tracking en route to the Russian coast of Vladivostok. 621 00:42:30,532 --> 00:42:33,316 Now, due to that royal clusterfuck that was Libya, 622 00:42:33,443 --> 00:42:36,195 Rahmat has taken possession of the nuclear detonators. 623 00:42:36,323 --> 00:42:38,308 The ship itself is gonna be hosting an exchange 624 00:42:38,436 --> 00:42:41,347 where they'll be taking possession of the remaining nuclear materials 625 00:42:41,474 --> 00:42:43,778 needed to construct a viable bomb, nuclear type. 626 00:42:43,906 --> 00:42:46,402 And we cannot let that happen. Understood? 627 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:48,578 Now, we also have valuable intel that says 628 00:42:48,705 --> 00:42:50,915 that Ocelot will be on the Jintara. 629 00:42:51,073 --> 00:42:54,881 So this might be our one and only chance to learn of his true identity. 630 00:42:55,010 --> 00:42:56,897 - Or her. - What's that? 631 00:42:57,634 --> 00:42:58,881 Could be a her. 632 00:43:00,418 --> 00:43:01,696 Or her identity, yes. 633 00:43:01,825 --> 00:43:03,265 And bring him or her in. 634 00:43:03,393 --> 00:43:05,696 As you know, Barney's death opened up a file 635 00:43:05,824 --> 00:43:08,193 that reveals the name of a man who worked with Ocelot. 636 00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:10,175 A witness in witness protection. 637 00:43:10,304 --> 00:43:12,095 More on him from Russo. 638 00:43:12,864 --> 00:43:14,687 Name's Phen Lyong Bai. 639 00:43:14,816 --> 00:43:17,854 Ocelot's former partner who'd love to rat Ocelot out. 640 00:43:17,983 --> 00:43:19,294 Snitches get stitches. Right, Gunner? 641 00:43:19,422 --> 00:43:21,214 That's right. Snitches get stitches. 642 00:43:21,342 --> 00:43:23,902 I don't have to tell you how sensitive this mission is. 643 00:43:24,030 --> 00:43:28,541 If the Russians get wind that the US forces are not only near 644 00:43:28,669 --> 00:43:30,270 but inside Russian territory, 645 00:43:30,397 --> 00:43:32,094 it's a World War III shit show. 646 00:43:32,221 --> 00:43:34,077 Understood? 647 00:43:34,205 --> 00:43:36,092 So that's why this mission carries no US signature whatsoever. 648 00:43:36,221 --> 00:43:37,789 Full deniability. 649 00:43:37,917 --> 00:43:40,124 If this goes bad, it's on you. And one last thing. 650 00:43:40,252 --> 00:43:43,740 Since you Neanderthals dicked up that last mission in Libya without me, 651 00:43:43,867 --> 00:43:47,067 I'm gonna be coming along to babysit you this time. 652 00:43:47,196 --> 00:43:49,882 Now, won't that be fun? Gina. 653 00:43:50,842 --> 00:43:53,338 All right, so the mission's gonna go down like this. 654 00:43:53,466 --> 00:43:56,922 We're gonna run this assault as a split team with two separate objectives. 655 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:58,265 We're gonna HALO in. 656 00:43:58,394 --> 00:43:59,610 Team Alpha's gonna secure the bridge 657 00:43:59,737 --> 00:44:01,530 while Bravo searches and sweeps the boat. 658 00:44:01,657 --> 00:44:04,153 We're gonna identify, kill-capture both Ocelot and Rahmat, 659 00:44:04,281 --> 00:44:08,120 secure the detonators and the nuclear components, helo extract. 660 00:44:08,249 --> 00:44:09,721 Any questions? 661 00:44:12,601 --> 00:44:15,225 Is my delivery a little different than Barney's? 662 00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:17,816 He probably would have just said, "Let's go." 663 00:44:17,944 --> 00:44:19,000 Yeah. 664 00:44:19,129 --> 00:44:20,343 Well... 665 00:44:20,952 --> 00:44:22,199 let's go. 666 00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:30,838 Is that an axe? 667 00:44:31,734 --> 00:44:33,302 No, it's a snow shovel. 668 00:44:34,423 --> 00:44:37,685 That makes sense. Not for humanity, but for you it makes sense. 669 00:44:43,509 --> 00:44:45,589 Hey. So what's your story? 670 00:44:46,613 --> 00:44:49,620 Barney told me you were ex-Task Force 90. 671 00:44:49,749 --> 00:44:51,412 Ultimate killer type. 672 00:44:51,540 --> 00:44:53,972 Never seen anyone faster or better. 673 00:44:55,572 --> 00:44:59,763 There's only so many times you can kill a man, Christmas. 674 00:45:00,307 --> 00:45:02,067 Each time, 675 00:45:02,196 --> 00:45:04,018 it gets easier. 676 00:45:04,147 --> 00:45:09,426 You become numb to pain, to joy, and to love. 677 00:45:11,217 --> 00:45:13,330 With every person you kill, 678 00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:16,849 you lose a little more of yourself. 679 00:45:18,065 --> 00:45:21,393 I had to stop before there was nothing left. 680 00:46:38,023 --> 00:46:40,391 Figured I'd be using my axe by now. 681 00:46:45,351 --> 00:46:47,206 This is too quiet. Something ain't right. 682 00:46:47,335 --> 00:46:51,239 Easy Day, Lash, you're with me. The rest of you, swing around port quarter. 683 00:46:51,366 --> 00:46:53,383 Where's port quarter again? 684 00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:56,902 I was Army. We said left and right, not port and starship shit. 685 00:46:57,030 --> 00:46:58,693 Starboard is right. 686 00:46:59,653 --> 00:47:01,509 Port, left. Quarter, back. 687 00:47:01,637 --> 00:47:03,142 Got it. Let's move. 688 00:47:34,787 --> 00:47:36,834 Got a bad feeling about this. 689 00:47:36,962 --> 00:47:39,137 Yeah, where the hell is everybody? 690 00:47:39,265 --> 00:47:41,441 The nuke is definitely on board. 691 00:47:43,968 --> 00:47:45,601 All right, listen up. Bad news. 692 00:47:45,728 --> 00:47:48,096 They already have uranium with the detonators. 693 00:47:48,225 --> 00:47:51,839 There is now an active nuclear bomb on the ship. 694 00:47:53,248 --> 00:47:54,880 We're about to take the bridge. 695 00:48:05,821 --> 00:48:07,390 It's a ghost town in here. 696 00:48:08,061 --> 00:48:10,045 Go! Put your weapons down now! 697 00:48:15,325 --> 00:48:17,725 What a fucking mess this turned out to be. 698 00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:19,676 First Libya, now this. 699 00:48:19,805 --> 00:48:21,884 Somebody knew we were coming. Both times. 700 00:48:22,013 --> 00:48:23,324 My intel was solid. 701 00:48:23,451 --> 00:48:25,179 - Your intel was shit. - Ah, shit on this. 702 00:48:25,308 --> 00:48:26,652 The intel could have been leaked. 703 00:48:26,781 --> 00:48:29,051 - We don't know you. - He was verified. 704 00:48:29,179 --> 00:48:31,130 Well, then maybe it was your new girlfriend. 705 00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:32,667 Fuck you, Gunner. 706 00:48:32,794 --> 00:48:35,356 You sold us out in Vilena on that mission. 707 00:48:35,483 --> 00:48:37,211 Think I'd forget about that? 708 00:48:37,340 --> 00:48:39,386 Somebody did sell us out. 709 00:48:40,026 --> 00:48:41,211 How about your man? 710 00:48:41,337 --> 00:48:43,353 You sold him out so you could be on top. 711 00:48:43,482 --> 00:48:45,115 Back off. She wouldn't do that. 712 00:48:45,241 --> 00:48:47,034 What? Fuck him on top? 713 00:48:47,161 --> 00:48:48,408 Fuck you. 714 00:48:48,538 --> 00:48:50,105 Maybe it's the mute over in the corner. 715 00:48:50,232 --> 00:48:52,729 What's up, Galan? Cat got your tongue, cowboy? 716 00:48:52,856 --> 00:48:55,161 - Yeah, he's hiding something. - Yeah. 717 00:48:55,289 --> 00:48:57,848 I never trusted this fucking guy. 718 00:49:08,887 --> 00:49:11,287 - Who's the leader? - I'm the leader. 719 00:49:30,069 --> 00:49:31,220 Take him. 720 00:49:48,562 --> 00:49:49,810 Fuck. 721 00:49:51,123 --> 00:49:52,562 There she is. 722 00:49:54,994 --> 00:49:56,497 Go time. 723 00:50:00,882 --> 00:50:02,577 I'll go first. 724 00:50:02,706 --> 00:50:04,434 Send down a signal when it's clear for you to follow. 725 00:50:04,561 --> 00:50:06,257 This is as far as I go. 726 00:50:07,345 --> 00:50:09,936 - I could use you. - I can't. 727 00:50:10,576 --> 00:50:12,848 If I let the old me out, 728 00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:16,527 I don't know if I could ever get him back in. 729 00:50:21,935 --> 00:50:23,150 I understand. 730 00:51:19,593 --> 00:51:21,352 Should be carnage up here. 731 00:51:22,344 --> 00:51:23,752 Where are you guys? 732 00:51:25,703 --> 00:51:27,688 My shift's done. Going downstairs. 733 00:51:43,654 --> 00:51:45,669 Don't move and turn around. 734 00:51:46,118 --> 00:51:46,949 Slowly. 735 00:51:47,078 --> 00:51:48,612 Well, which one is it, friend? 736 00:51:48,741 --> 00:51:51,588 Don't move or turn around slowly? 737 00:51:52,293 --> 00:51:53,701 Turn around. 738 00:51:53,829 --> 00:51:54,821 Very slowly. 739 00:51:59,748 --> 00:52:01,572 Ah! Jesus Christ! 740 00:52:01,699 --> 00:52:04,483 Colin, you scared the shit out of me, you bellend. 741 00:52:04,612 --> 00:52:06,403 Colin? Who the fuck is Colin? 742 00:52:06,531 --> 00:52:09,698 Don't give me that. Hey, you need to be careful with that. 743 00:52:09,827 --> 00:52:11,939 That could go off in your hand. 744 00:52:25,088 --> 00:52:26,657 Perfect timing, Mr. Marsh. 745 00:52:30,593 --> 00:52:31,456 Marsh? 746 00:52:31,585 --> 00:52:33,248 This mission was a trap. 747 00:52:33,376 --> 00:52:35,136 Somebody leaked our intel. 748 00:52:39,616 --> 00:52:41,278 My demands are simple. 749 00:52:42,015 --> 00:52:43,519 Prisoner exchange. 750 00:52:43,647 --> 00:52:46,366 I want your prisoner, Phen Lyong Bai. 751 00:52:46,495 --> 00:52:48,607 A dear friend of a friend. 752 00:52:48,734 --> 00:52:49,727 If not, 753 00:52:50,718 --> 00:52:53,853 Mr. Marsh will be the example of how deadly serious I am. 754 00:52:53,982 --> 00:52:57,021 So, what's it going to be, Russo? 755 00:52:57,150 --> 00:52:59,548 I don't have the authority. 756 00:52:59,676 --> 00:53:01,117 I know you don't! 757 00:53:01,821 --> 00:53:04,925 But I know someone who does. 758 00:53:16,539 --> 00:53:19,067 Let's get the last of the fake planes up. 759 00:53:20,603 --> 00:53:23,835 ♪ And the rocket's Red glare ♪ 760 00:53:23,962 --> 00:53:27,353 ♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪ 761 00:53:38,457 --> 00:53:39,608 Rahmat, 762 00:53:40,216 --> 00:53:42,200 you sneaky little sausage. 763 00:53:47,799 --> 00:53:49,111 I can get you the authority. 764 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,382 Phen Lyong Bai is in your lockup. 765 00:53:51,512 --> 00:53:57,591 Your contact is Donald Allman, authorization 2-2-5-7-9. 766 00:53:58,647 --> 00:53:59,607 Good. 767 00:53:59,734 --> 00:54:00,981 And no funny business. 768 00:54:01,110 --> 00:54:02,550 It's your call whether the Expendables 769 00:54:02,678 --> 00:54:05,270 need to live up to their namesake or not. 770 00:54:53,232 --> 00:54:54,960 Bringing a little something-something 771 00:54:55,088 --> 00:54:57,232 into your pathetic little lives. 772 00:54:57,359 --> 00:54:59,472 Look at these bitches. 773 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:04,302 Which one— No, which two am I gonna fuck after? 774 00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:06,927 Oi. Have some respect for the ladies. 775 00:55:07,055 --> 00:55:09,038 I am live streaming here. 776 00:55:09,167 --> 00:55:11,278 You guys believe this shit? Look at this guy. 777 00:55:15,470 --> 00:55:16,494 "... the ladies." 778 00:55:16,622 --> 00:55:17,966 I'll respect them all right. 779 00:55:18,093 --> 00:55:19,022 Respect them enough to let them lick 780 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:20,205 the sweat off my balls. 781 00:55:43,946 --> 00:55:47,497 Huh. This doesn't belong to you. 782 00:55:50,442 --> 00:55:51,754 Where are my friends? 783 00:55:54,794 --> 00:55:57,033 Where are my friends? Mm-mmm. 784 00:55:57,161 --> 00:55:58,921 Sir, we might have a problem. 785 00:55:59,048 --> 00:56:01,353 Paithoon and Takk have gone dark. 786 00:56:03,848 --> 00:56:05,928 Room 657, B-deck. 787 00:56:06,056 --> 00:56:07,687 Much appreciated. 788 00:56:09,128 --> 00:56:10,119 Ah. 789 00:56:12,455 --> 00:56:14,023 Gunner. 790 00:56:14,151 --> 00:56:16,615 Takk? Don't mind if I do. 791 00:56:16,743 --> 00:56:20,134 Report back, Takk. We may have a rat on board. 792 00:56:20,262 --> 00:56:22,342 Check everyone's status. 793 00:56:23,270 --> 00:56:24,486 Takk? 794 00:56:24,614 --> 00:56:26,566 Takk can't come to the phone right now. 795 00:56:27,845 --> 00:56:29,190 He's a little limp. 796 00:56:31,845 --> 00:56:33,765 Who is this? 797 00:56:33,893 --> 00:56:36,580 A man who made a mistake letting you live. 798 00:56:36,709 --> 00:56:39,492 - But I'm here to remedy that. - Ah. 799 00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:42,212 Look who's still trying to be a hero. 800 00:56:42,339 --> 00:56:44,484 How nice of you to come aboard. 801 00:56:44,612 --> 00:56:47,971 If you're hoping for a redo of the mess in Libya, you're too late, I'm afraid. 802 00:56:48,099 --> 00:56:49,955 My men are on their way to hunt you down. 803 00:56:50,083 --> 00:56:54,018 So I guess it's up to me to put you in an early grave. 804 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:57,570 Just like I did your friend in Libya. 805 00:56:58,914 --> 00:57:01,154 Correction. He wasn't my friend. 806 00:57:01,697 --> 00:57:03,105 He was my brother. 807 00:57:03,234 --> 00:57:04,673 So you can bring your army. 808 00:57:04,801 --> 00:57:06,657 Bring all the fucking men you want 809 00:57:06,786 --> 00:57:08,321 and I'll work through every last one of them. 810 00:57:08,449 --> 00:57:10,145 When I get to you, 811 00:57:10,273 --> 00:57:12,225 I'll make sure that the only way you leave this ship 812 00:57:12,352 --> 00:57:15,136 is in a wonderful variety of pieces. 813 00:57:56,029 --> 00:57:57,756 Don't shoot by the bomb! 814 00:59:01,620 --> 00:59:04,051 Pavel, you have eyes on the rat? 815 00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:06,516 Yes, sir. Location? 816 00:59:06,643 --> 00:59:08,307 Corridor, deck one. 817 00:59:14,002 --> 00:59:15,507 Deck two. What? 818 00:59:30,705 --> 00:59:33,104 Officers' dining area, deck three. 819 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,558 Rubber side down, mate. 820 01:01:21,157 --> 01:01:24,133 He's on the stern. 821 01:02:13,311 --> 01:02:14,590 What are you doing? 822 01:02:14,718 --> 01:02:16,574 Thought you were done with this life. 823 01:02:16,766 --> 01:02:20,510 It would be disrespectful to Barney's memory to let his friend die. 824 01:02:21,822 --> 01:02:22,910 I like the look. 825 01:02:23,037 --> 01:02:24,221 Thank you. 826 01:02:24,349 --> 01:02:26,877 - Then let's get to it. - Okay. 827 01:02:50,362 --> 01:02:52,122 Everything's sealed tight down here. 828 01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:53,850 Yeah, these are welded up solid too. 829 01:02:53,977 --> 01:02:55,130 Okay, so what's next? 830 01:02:55,258 --> 01:02:56,665 Bilge system. 831 01:02:56,794 --> 01:02:58,585 What? Bilge system. 832 01:02:58,713 --> 01:03:02,074 In emergencies, it clears water from the ship's dry areas. 833 01:03:02,202 --> 01:03:04,058 If you get it open, it should let us out of here. 834 01:03:04,185 --> 01:03:06,680 Come on, man. Let's get this fucking thing open. 835 01:03:06,809 --> 01:03:08,665 Damn it. 836 01:03:10,937 --> 01:03:13,688 - Well, that ain't budging. - No shit. It's got to get wet. 837 01:03:13,817 --> 01:03:15,063 What? 838 01:03:15,191 --> 01:03:17,047 Wet. If it gets wet, it'll open. 839 01:03:18,135 --> 01:03:20,983 - Well, anybody gotta pee? - I gotta go. 840 01:03:21,111 --> 01:03:24,119 I've had to piss since we HALO'd in here. 841 01:03:32,533 --> 01:03:34,389 A little privacy, please? 842 01:03:43,668 --> 01:03:45,204 The hyoid bone. 843 01:03:46,644 --> 01:03:50,197 It's the only bone in the human body not connected to any others. 844 01:03:51,283 --> 01:03:54,579 It's right here in the throat. Without it, we cannot speak. 845 01:03:55,667 --> 01:03:57,620 With these hands, I will claw the hyoid bone 846 01:03:57,747 --> 01:03:59,539 from the throat of that fucker Rahmat, 847 01:03:59,667 --> 01:04:01,234 stick it up his boyfriend's culo, 848 01:04:01,363 --> 01:04:03,058 then make both of their asses apologize 849 01:04:03,185 --> 01:04:05,362 while they drown in their own blood. 850 01:04:05,491 --> 01:04:07,506 Barney was my hero. 851 01:04:07,633 --> 01:04:09,394 I do not speak, I cannot speak, 852 01:04:09,521 --> 01:04:13,681 because my mind is full of these brutal, visceral fantasies, 853 01:04:13,808 --> 01:04:17,616 fantasies that will now become a hellish reality. 854 01:04:20,496 --> 01:04:22,640 You should go back to not talking. 855 01:04:31,694 --> 01:04:33,488 - Done. - Any takers? 856 01:04:33,614 --> 01:04:36,750 This will lead us to the men who killed Barney? 857 01:04:37,263 --> 01:04:38,958 Uh, yes. 858 01:04:39,087 --> 01:04:40,429 I will avenge him. 859 01:04:46,606 --> 01:04:49,004 Guess he does like golden showers. 860 01:04:49,133 --> 01:04:52,397 Lyong Bai is en route to you as we speak. 861 01:04:52,525 --> 01:04:56,365 I expect to have my team returned alive. 862 01:04:56,492 --> 01:04:59,053 Of course. For what is a man without his word? 863 01:04:59,180 --> 01:05:01,772 Prepare for exchange. 864 01:05:02,156 --> 01:05:03,339 Moving out! 865 01:05:04,522 --> 01:05:06,603 - This way. - Okay. 866 01:05:06,732 --> 01:05:09,034 Your friends will be really happy to see you, right? 867 01:05:09,162 --> 01:05:10,443 Probably not. 868 01:05:10,571 --> 01:05:12,650 Gina will have to admit she needs me. 869 01:05:12,779 --> 01:05:13,739 On three. Yeah. 870 01:05:13,865 --> 01:05:15,050 Three. 871 01:05:17,418 --> 01:05:18,378 Nobody here. 872 01:05:18,507 --> 01:05:19,753 No shit. 873 01:05:19,881 --> 01:05:21,066 Where did they go? 874 01:05:23,497 --> 01:05:24,906 You smell piss? 875 01:05:25,033 --> 01:05:26,696 Yeah. 876 01:05:26,825 --> 01:05:31,432 We're gonna stay quiet until it's time to get loud. 877 01:05:32,072 --> 01:05:33,352 Okay, okay. Yeah. 878 01:05:37,768 --> 01:05:38,918 Get on the ground! 879 01:05:39,975 --> 01:05:41,351 Time to get loud? 880 01:05:44,550 --> 01:05:47,111 It's you who needs to get down on the ground, pal. 881 01:05:47,814 --> 01:05:48,967 Or what? 882 01:05:52,838 --> 01:05:55,173 Or get wasted by an Expendable. 883 01:05:56,421 --> 01:05:58,725 Don't tell me. You're happy to see me. 884 01:05:58,854 --> 01:06:01,924 Technically, you're not an Expendable anymore, Christmas. 885 01:06:02,053 --> 01:06:03,461 Especially you. 886 01:06:03,589 --> 01:06:05,605 Such a pleasure. Likewise. 887 01:06:05,732 --> 01:06:07,205 Great timing. Easy Day. 888 01:06:07,333 --> 01:06:08,708 Feliz Navidad. 889 01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:12,164 Is that my Traumahawk? 890 01:06:12,292 --> 01:06:13,764 Yeah. How do you like it? 891 01:06:13,892 --> 01:06:15,748 - Growing on me. - What took you so long? 892 01:06:15,876 --> 01:06:18,307 Did you think that I was gonna believe 893 01:06:18,434 --> 01:06:20,579 you were actually just gifting me your knife? 894 01:06:20,707 --> 01:06:22,691 You gifted her your knife? 895 01:06:22,819 --> 01:06:24,323 And they say romance is dead. 896 01:06:24,450 --> 01:06:27,298 He put a tracker in it. It was all part of the plan. 897 01:06:27,426 --> 01:06:29,857 Sorry. 898 01:06:30,689 --> 01:06:32,321 I feel a little used. 899 01:06:38,977 --> 01:06:40,577 Okay, let's go. 900 01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:42,688 Hey, Gunner, watch our six. 901 01:06:43,168 --> 01:06:44,288 I like your hair. 902 01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:45,983 - Who's your new friend? - Decha. 903 01:06:46,111 --> 01:06:48,768 Old friend of Barney's. Kicks ass with the best of them. 904 01:06:48,895 --> 01:06:50,783 Any friend of Barney's is all right by me. 905 01:06:50,910 --> 01:06:53,758 Rahmat took Marsh. Huh. I'm devastated. 906 01:06:53,887 --> 01:06:58,207 First things first. Toll Road, I need you to take a look at something. 907 01:07:00,382 --> 01:07:02,526 It's a big fucking bomb. 908 01:07:02,654 --> 01:07:04,703 With the detonators that we didn't get. 909 01:07:05,309 --> 01:07:06,622 We're fucked. 910 01:07:06,750 --> 01:07:08,125 Can you elaborate? 911 01:07:08,252 --> 01:07:10,076 This thing's wired to go in 27 minutes. 912 01:07:10,205 --> 01:07:12,349 It's tamperproof. Got mercury switches. 913 01:07:12,478 --> 01:07:15,709 The only way we're shutting this bad boy down is to find the remote kill switch. 914 01:07:15,836 --> 01:07:16,892 That's the last line of defense. 915 01:07:17,021 --> 01:07:18,589 Now, it's short range, 916 01:07:18,715 --> 01:07:21,117 so whoever has that on their person is on this fucking boat. 917 01:07:21,244 --> 01:07:22,491 - Rahmat. - Rahmat. 918 01:07:23,483 --> 01:07:24,539 Who's Rahmat? 919 01:07:24,667 --> 01:07:26,172 Guy who killed Barney. 920 01:07:26,299 --> 01:07:28,636 We probably just entered Russian waters. 921 01:07:28,763 --> 01:07:30,907 Dressing this ship to look like a US aircraft carrier 922 01:07:31,035 --> 01:07:33,563 with a primed nuke about to blow off the coast of Russia. 923 01:07:33,691 --> 01:07:35,322 It's going to start World War III. 924 01:07:36,122 --> 01:07:37,849 Clock is ticking. Let's lock and load. 925 01:07:37,977 --> 01:07:39,961 New location, deckside. 926 01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:42,458 It's all about this kill switch now. 927 01:07:42,586 --> 01:07:44,858 Switch off Rahmat permanently. 928 01:07:44,985 --> 01:07:47,833 Well, can you make us something loud and messy? 929 01:07:47,961 --> 01:07:50,009 Does the pope shit in the woods? 930 01:07:50,137 --> 01:07:51,992 No, the pope don't shit in the woods. 931 01:07:52,121 --> 01:07:54,680 Or next to a bear. Why you gotta say shit like that? 932 01:07:56,633 --> 01:07:58,711 ♪ I don't know What you heard about me ♪ 933 01:08:01,046 --> 01:08:02,232 What is that? 934 01:08:04,152 --> 01:08:06,678 ♪ That I'm A motherfucking P-I-M-P ♪ 935 01:08:06,806 --> 01:08:09,399 ♪ I don't know What you heard about me ♪ 936 01:08:09,525 --> 01:08:12,214 ♪ But a bitch can't get A dollar out of me ♪ 937 01:08:12,343 --> 01:08:17,014 ♪ No Cadillac, no perms You can't see that I'm A motherfucking P-I-M-P ♪ 938 01:08:17,142 --> 01:08:19,702 ♪ Now, shorty, she in the club She dancing for dollars ♪ 939 01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:22,517 ♪ She got a thing For that Gucci That Fendi, that Prada ♪ 940 01:08:22,645 --> 01:08:24,980 ♪ That BCBG— ♪ 941 01:08:36,402 --> 01:08:37,395 Oh, shit! Bomb! 942 01:09:13,487 --> 01:09:14,959 Shit! 943 01:09:40,108 --> 01:09:41,196 Fuck it! 944 01:09:49,163 --> 01:09:50,443 You're welcome. Huh. 945 01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:54,443 Don't mention it. 946 01:10:04,234 --> 01:10:05,225 Good to be back. 947 01:10:09,289 --> 01:10:10,440 I got you. 948 01:10:11,496 --> 01:10:12,648 Thanks. 949 01:10:31,463 --> 01:10:32,679 Hey, puta. 950 01:10:48,964 --> 01:10:50,148 I got him. 951 01:11:06,947 --> 01:11:08,099 Toll Road! 952 01:11:08,226 --> 01:11:11,042 Easy! Man down! Man down! 953 01:11:16,513 --> 01:11:18,049 Can you kiss that and make it better? 954 01:11:18,177 --> 01:11:20,833 Maybe later. I'm a little busy right now. 955 01:11:21,248 --> 01:11:22,625 I got him. 956 01:11:28,448 --> 01:11:30,847 Hey! 957 01:12:04,252 --> 01:12:06,044 Ready for prisoner exchange. 958 01:12:06,172 --> 01:12:07,900 Three minutes until we touch down. 959 01:12:08,028 --> 01:12:09,659 Standing by for the exchange. 960 01:12:09,788 --> 01:12:11,579 Proceed as planned. 961 01:12:32,536 --> 01:12:34,073 How you doing, Rahmat? 962 01:12:35,257 --> 01:12:38,137 I see you like to play with knives. Well, I ain't playing no more. 963 01:12:38,264 --> 01:12:41,208 You're gonna give me the kill switch, and we're gonna end all this. 964 01:12:41,336 --> 01:12:43,159 Come and get it, hero. 965 01:13:52,336 --> 01:13:54,543 Is that the biggest one you've got? 966 01:14:20,812 --> 01:14:21,806 Nah. 967 01:14:22,444 --> 01:14:23,757 That's the biggest one I got. 968 01:14:30,476 --> 01:14:31,563 Lee, you good? 969 01:14:31,691 --> 01:14:32,875 Yeah. 970 01:14:38,124 --> 01:14:39,627 Where's the kill switch? 971 01:14:39,754 --> 01:14:43,082 You fucking idiot. I don't have the kill switch. 972 01:14:44,202 --> 01:14:45,770 My boss has it. 973 01:14:47,370 --> 01:14:49,801 Ocelot. 974 01:15:06,791 --> 01:15:08,231 Phen Lyong Bai is here. 975 01:15:08,359 --> 01:15:11,047 He's our witness that can identify Ocelot. 976 01:15:19,782 --> 01:15:21,286 - Hello, Bai. - Oh, my God, no. 977 01:15:21,415 --> 01:15:22,949 No! Bye-bye, Bai. 978 01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:31,909 Marsh is Ocelot. 979 01:15:32,036 --> 01:15:33,541 He's had the kill switch this whole— 980 01:15:35,844 --> 01:15:37,924 That's for Barney. 981 01:15:45,539 --> 01:15:47,042 How long until detonation? 982 01:15:47,619 --> 01:15:48,547 Twelve minutes. 983 01:15:48,674 --> 01:15:50,306 All right, we got 12 minutes 984 01:15:50,434 --> 01:15:52,450 before this ship blows up like a Roman candl— 985 01:16:02,690 --> 01:16:05,665 Hey, Marsh. I guess you won't be needing that anymore. 986 01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:07,520 All right, Christmas! 987 01:16:07,648 --> 01:16:09,377 You're like genital warts! 988 01:16:09,504 --> 01:16:13,280 Always showing up where you're not wanted and refusing to go away! 989 01:16:13,407 --> 01:16:15,551 You got something I need, Marsh. 990 01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:17,952 I'm coming down to get it. 991 01:16:18,079 --> 01:16:21,279 I guess you figured out that this device right here 992 01:16:21,407 --> 01:16:23,615 is the only thing preventing World War III, 993 01:16:23,743 --> 01:16:26,846 a conflict that, while devastating for many, 994 01:16:27,487 --> 01:16:28,479 it'll be insanely, 995 01:16:28,607 --> 01:16:29,822 insanely, 996 01:16:29,950 --> 01:16:32,383 insanely profitable for somebody. 997 01:16:32,509 --> 01:16:34,557 And that somebody is gonna be me. 998 01:16:34,685 --> 01:16:37,949 And the Expendables will take all the blame! 999 01:16:38,078 --> 01:16:39,870 So, enjoy the show! 1000 01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:44,701 Kill them all! 1001 01:16:44,829 --> 01:16:45,948 Take cover! 1002 01:16:48,701 --> 01:16:49,947 Everybody get down! 1003 01:16:53,468 --> 01:16:55,771 We need to get clear of this boat or we're all gonna get fried! 1004 01:16:55,898 --> 01:16:57,978 Jumping overboard is seeming like a decent plan right now. 1005 01:16:58,108 --> 01:17:01,499 We'll never make it out of the blast zone. We'll never make it in time. 1006 01:17:04,827 --> 01:17:07,707 Hey, man, you're not going down on my watch. 1007 01:17:09,113 --> 01:17:11,225 We gotta move. He's bleeding out. 1008 01:17:12,057 --> 01:17:13,273 I got an idea. 1009 01:17:13,401 --> 01:17:16,409 We can take my boat. It's being towed. 1010 01:17:16,537 --> 01:17:17,784 That's a great idea. 1011 01:17:17,913 --> 01:17:19,257 Next time, let's start with that! 1012 01:17:19,386 --> 01:17:20,920 Yeah! 1013 01:17:21,048 --> 01:17:22,456 Gunner, give us cover fire. We're on the way out. 1014 01:17:22,584 --> 01:17:24,695 Copy that. Cover fire. 1015 01:17:29,752 --> 01:17:32,664 Meet at the stern. Repeat, meet at the stern. 1016 01:17:38,486 --> 01:17:40,854 We gotta move! 1017 01:17:42,519 --> 01:17:44,597 I saw them go to the other side. 1018 01:18:00,692 --> 01:18:03,476 There's no one on the bridge. Start searching the ship. 1019 01:18:13,458 --> 01:18:14,962 Toll Road, you're next. 1020 01:18:24,625 --> 01:18:26,288 Galan, you're up. 1021 01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:43,632 What? 1022 01:18:46,511 --> 01:18:47,503 Never mind. 1023 01:18:48,046 --> 01:18:50,222 Let's go. 1024 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:08,492 Mission first! 1025 01:19:14,731 --> 01:19:16,746 I gotta turn this ship around. 1026 01:19:20,363 --> 01:19:22,698 Make my sacrifice count! 1027 01:19:24,586 --> 01:19:26,601 It's his decision to make. 1028 01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:36,008 Decha, we need to move or Toll Road's not gonna make it. 1029 01:19:46,727 --> 01:19:48,872 Check in block-D then go around. 1030 01:21:28,668 --> 01:21:31,452 Get the rest of the inflatable boats up here. 1031 01:21:31,581 --> 01:21:33,405 Sir, we're headed back out to sea. 1032 01:21:33,532 --> 01:21:35,963 Move it, move it, move it, people! 1033 01:21:41,211 --> 01:21:42,874 Genital fucking warts. 1034 01:21:43,004 --> 01:21:44,091 Take him out! 1035 01:21:44,794 --> 01:21:46,906 Get that RIB inflated! 1036 01:21:49,593 --> 01:21:50,810 We need to get the ship back on course. 1037 01:21:50,938 --> 01:21:52,570 Get up to the bridge and fix this. 1038 01:21:52,698 --> 01:21:53,658 But, sir... 1039 01:21:54,554 --> 01:21:55,641 But, sir, what? 1040 01:21:55,770 --> 01:21:57,434 The nuke is gonna blow. We can't go up— 1041 01:22:00,792 --> 01:22:02,744 How do you feel about a promotion? 1042 01:22:03,481 --> 01:22:04,791 All to the bridge! 1043 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:08,184 Take him down! All to the bridge! Go, go! 1044 01:23:05,554 --> 01:23:08,337 Looks like I'll be seeing you soon, Barney. 1045 01:23:31,981 --> 01:23:33,166 Christmas! 1046 01:23:42,093 --> 01:23:43,245 Right here, Marsh. 1047 01:23:43,373 --> 01:23:46,733 Ho ho ho! I see you called in the cavalry! 1048 01:23:47,404 --> 01:23:49,133 Well, you can't get rid of me. 1049 01:23:49,741 --> 01:23:51,372 Well, the fun's in trying. 1050 01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:53,772 Why don't you come down face-to-face? 1051 01:23:53,901 --> 01:23:55,660 Man-to-man. 1052 01:23:56,812 --> 01:23:57,963 Huh. 1053 01:23:58,091 --> 01:23:59,627 Old school. 1054 01:23:59,756 --> 01:24:01,035 Don't mind if I do. 1055 01:24:01,802 --> 01:24:03,179 Can't wait. 1056 01:24:03,307 --> 01:24:05,642 Don't you fucking move! I'll be right down. 1057 01:24:07,466 --> 01:24:11,818 Barney tried to expose me 25 years ago, and he failed. 1058 01:24:11,946 --> 01:24:14,794 But you, you're a good soldier. 1059 01:24:15,402 --> 01:24:16,778 You're a very good soldier. 1060 01:24:16,905 --> 01:24:19,914 But this, I mean, this is above and beyond. 1061 01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,569 This— This is next level. 1062 01:24:24,009 --> 01:24:26,056 Barney would be proud of you. 1063 01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:29,352 Well, you can tell him yourself. 1064 01:24:29,992 --> 01:24:31,590 Because you're about to join him. 1065 01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:33,831 So very nice. 1066 01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:35,784 Look what Santa brought me. 1067 01:24:47,430 --> 01:24:48,773 The fuck? 1068 01:24:48,901 --> 01:24:49,958 Barney? 1069 01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:52,550 Hey, I had him with the classics! 1070 01:24:52,676 --> 01:24:55,109 You almost fucking killed me! 1071 01:24:55,237 --> 01:24:56,741 You're welcome. 1072 01:24:59,940 --> 01:25:00,933 Come on! 1073 01:25:02,436 --> 01:25:03,780 The fuck is happening? 1074 01:25:03,908 --> 01:25:05,091 Hold on! 1075 01:25:10,372 --> 01:25:12,323 Where are the nukes? In the stern. 1076 01:25:14,371 --> 01:25:16,483 Hey, you were dead! 1077 01:25:16,609 --> 01:25:18,882 - The hell's going on? - I'm a little busy. 1078 01:25:47,071 --> 01:25:48,511 So what's the story? 1079 01:25:48,639 --> 01:25:50,495 Twenty-five years ago, we were doing a covert op, 1080 01:25:50,623 --> 01:25:52,382 and eight of my team got wiped out. 1081 01:25:52,511 --> 01:25:55,774 I had to fake my own death to open up a classified file, 1082 01:25:55,903 --> 01:25:59,582 driving Marsh out of hiding so I could prove he's Ocelot. 1083 01:25:59,710 --> 01:26:01,277 Why'd you keep it from us? 1084 01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:03,230 If I didn't take that job, they'd all be alive. 1085 01:26:03,357 --> 01:26:05,661 So, it was personal. 1086 01:26:06,333 --> 01:26:08,188 You understand. 1087 01:26:39,546 --> 01:26:40,537 Whew. 1088 01:26:41,145 --> 01:26:42,649 I need a drink. 1089 01:26:43,353 --> 01:26:44,345 Me too. 1090 01:26:45,817 --> 01:26:47,385 - You're buying. - I'm broke. 1091 01:26:47,512 --> 01:26:50,169 You were funnier when you were dead. 1092 01:26:52,343 --> 01:26:54,615 Great spending time with you again. 1093 01:26:54,744 --> 01:26:56,503 But you could use a shower. 1094 01:27:11,030 --> 01:27:12,213 Toll Road, you owe me 20 bucks. 1095 01:27:12,342 --> 01:27:13,558 Guess you won't be needing glasses. 1096 01:27:13,684 --> 01:27:14,901 Not bad. 1097 01:27:15,029 --> 01:27:16,086 Hey. 1098 01:27:16,213 --> 01:27:20,565 Salute to my friends who never quit. 1099 01:27:20,692 --> 01:27:22,004 Cheers to you all. 1100 01:27:22,133 --> 01:27:22,964 Salud. Salute. 1101 01:27:23,093 --> 01:27:24,916 To you guys. 1102 01:27:25,044 --> 01:27:27,251 What about that corny quote on the ship, Christmas? 1103 01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:31,315 - You don't need to repeat that, Toll Road. - "Make my sacrifice count!" 1104 01:27:31,827 --> 01:27:32,915 Yeah, fuck you. 1105 01:27:33,043 --> 01:27:34,643 Stop giving him such a hard time. 1106 01:27:34,771 --> 01:27:36,371 I think it's sweet. 1107 01:27:36,498 --> 01:27:38,226 Aw. That's sweet. 1108 01:27:38,355 --> 01:27:41,235 They're all just jealous because you're the most handsome one. 1109 01:27:41,362 --> 01:27:42,322 I know. 1110 01:27:42,451 --> 01:27:43,954 Ain't love beautiful? 1111 01:27:44,082 --> 01:27:46,097 Hey, Toll Road. 1112 01:27:47,090 --> 01:27:48,273 Really? 1113 01:27:49,041 --> 01:27:50,226 Ah. 1114 01:27:50,353 --> 01:27:52,305 Barney Ross, back from the dead. 1115 01:27:52,433 --> 01:27:56,208 Only you could walk away from a blazing inferno with not a scratch on you. 1116 01:27:56,337 --> 01:27:59,184 You are like a mythical bird raising up from the ashes. 1117 01:27:59,312 --> 01:28:01,104 I don't know how you do it. Just a moment. 1118 01:28:01,232 --> 01:28:03,023 I am relaxed. I'm trying to talk to my hero over here. 1119 01:28:03,152 --> 01:28:04,816 Would you give me some space please, Easy Day? 1120 01:28:04,943 --> 01:28:07,599 Hey, lame brain, you got a minute? 1121 01:28:07,727 --> 01:28:09,391 Of course. A minor question. 1122 01:28:09,519 --> 01:28:10,703 Step right in. 1123 01:28:10,831 --> 01:28:12,911 - There it is. Piece of junk. - Ah. 1124 01:28:13,039 --> 01:28:13,967 I missed this. 1125 01:28:14,094 --> 01:28:15,726 Thanks, my friend. Yeah. 1126 01:28:16,655 --> 01:28:19,278 I need to know. Who the corpse is? 1127 01:28:19,406 --> 01:28:20,558 Exactly. 1128 01:28:20,686 --> 01:28:23,470 You ever wonder what happened to Jumbo Shrimp? 1129 01:28:27,309 --> 01:28:30,573 Warning. Terrain ahead. Too low. 1130 01:28:31,853 --> 01:28:35,724 Warning. No landing gear. Pull up. 1131 01:28:42,220 --> 01:28:43,403 You didn't. 1132 01:28:45,995 --> 01:28:47,947 Oh, yes, I did. 1133 01:28:50,058 --> 01:28:51,530 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1134 01:28:51,659 --> 01:28:53,610 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1135 01:28:55,274 --> 01:28:58,601 ♪ I said The boys are back in town ♪ 1136 01:28:58,730 --> 01:29:00,649 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1137 01:29:01,513 --> 01:29:03,273 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1138 01:29:03,401 --> 01:29:04,681 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1139 01:29:04,808 --> 01:29:06,153 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1140 01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:07,433 ♪ The boys are back ♪ 1141 01:29:19,048 --> 01:29:21,447 ♪ You know that chick That used to dance a lot? ♪ 1142 01:29:21,575 --> 01:29:24,103 ♪ Every night she'd be On the floor Shakin' what she's got ♪ 1143 01:29:24,231 --> 01:29:27,110 ♪ Man When I tell ya she was cool She was red hot ♪ 1144 01:29:27,238 --> 01:29:29,862 ♪ I mean, steamin' like that ♪ 1145 01:29:29,990 --> 01:29:32,742 ♪ And that time over At Johnny's place ♪ 1146 01:29:32,870 --> 01:29:36,070 ♪ Well, this chick got up And she slapped Johnny's face ♪ 1147 01:29:36,197 --> 01:29:38,437 ♪ Man, we fell about the place ♪ 1148 01:29:38,566 --> 01:29:41,061 ♪ If that chick Don't wanna know, forget her ♪ 1149 01:29:41,188 --> 01:29:42,660 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1150 01:29:42,789 --> 01:29:44,740 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1151 01:29:46,404 --> 01:29:49,475 ♪ I said The boys are back in town ♪ 1152 01:29:49,604 --> 01:29:51,843 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1153 01:29:52,579 --> 01:29:54,275 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1154 01:29:54,403 --> 01:29:55,876 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1155 01:29:56,003 --> 01:29:57,155 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 1156 01:29:57,283 --> 01:29:58,435 ♪ The boys are back ♪ 111406

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