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-We'll make crazy money. -Where did you find this?

-In the cave near the lake. -We have to hide them. Far from the camp.

Toni Valentini.

We throw him in the lake, and no one will find him.

Toni betrayed us. He stole a batch of diamonds from me

that I was supposed to sell in Antwerp this week.

Regarding the diamonds, Mrs. Kartash is growing insistent.

You know what the consequences are for disappointing her.

You know the guy from the cave?

I'm sorry, I can't.

He's Marie's ex.

I'll help you. But in that case, you have to stay.

Don't touch that!

Fuck, I'm not going to repeat it 100 times.

I told you I found them in the woods.

We don't believe you, Kev.

Mong?

Mong?

Hey, Mongoose!

Are you sure they are real?

-Fuck… -Mong, I just explained it.

I checked everything.

They're real, period. Can we move on to something else?

With pleasure, Ferret.

The fact that you knew and didn't tell us. Can we talk about that?

I asked him not to say anything, and he didn't.

Now give them back. They're mine!

They might be yours, but if you keep them, we're all involved.

Yeah. And they were stolen, weren't they? That has to come from a jewelry store.

Stolen or not, who cares, guys? It's money.

You just don't want to understand. If it's not cops, it'll be fucking mobsters,

but we're all in danger. Are you serious?

Leader, what do you think?

We have to hand them over to the cops. Or to Impala, at least.

Oh yeah, where do you get off?

Finders keepers. Losers weepers. These don't belong to anyone.

-We're keeping them. -What?

What do you mean we're keeping them?

We keep them, hide them, and bring them home.

We'll decide what to do with them later. Or else we'll give them to the leaders.

Wait, I found them. I'm the one who needs the money, okay?

And you don't think Moose needs it? And Panda?

Not to mention me, if I'm going to study in Paris next year.

-Apart from maybe Ferret, we all need it. -Coyotes!

Again, great job winning the zombie game.

And for real, special mention to you, Kevin. You really impressed us.

You made a killing! Okay, come on, get ready. Hit the showers!

Last cleanup for two days.

Why two days?

Because you're going on a hike tomorrow morning!

Okay, great, don't look too happy.

Okay, guys, look.

You have 24 hours to reach the first checkpoint,

with, of course, one cell phone per team

that has the leaders' and Father Julek's numbers in it.

No, that's great.

I'll see you at the showers. I have to deal with something.

Why did you tell Marc about Brazil?

Because I really didn't want to look like a liar.

-Is that okay with you? -He's not for you.

Hey, I haven't jumped into bed with him yet.

And I don't understand why you'd say that. He's charming, isn't he?

You're so naive.

-Time is ticking for me, Marie. -You say that all the time.

I don't need a lecture from my daughter.

If you're talking about your father, this conversation ends now.

What more do you want to know? You already know everything.

I know you banged my father at a dance hall, and he dumped you after.

-I guess that's all I'll ever know. -Marie, it's not that simple.

-Where are you going? -I've got things to do.

Marie?

-I'm sorry about yesterday. -This isn't a good time, Kevin.

I don't know what came over me. It was so stupid.

I'm sick of jealous guys.

-I'm not jealous. That's not it. -I don't feel like talking.

I'm going on a hike tomorrow morning, for two days.

Can we talk about it when I get back?

Maybe. Can you leave me alone right now?

Who did this?

-Don't get involved with this, please. -It's those three psychos, isn't it?

-I don't want anything to happen to you. -Why don't we just leave?

-Seriously, what are we waiting for? -And do what?

I have a plan. I just need you to give me some time and to trust me.

Please.

Here's my number.

You better come back.

I promise you.

Pack your bags.

You're going to Europe.

And… change your clothes!

You stink!

Go on!

Scroll down.

Wait, look at this one. 18,000 euros each. It's the same, right?

No, wait.

No, it's more like this one.

Oh fuck! Did you see this one?

-48,000 euros each! -Fuck, all you think about is the money.

We're talking business, Panda. You wouldn't get it.

What are you going to do with all that money?

Mongoose, we know about you, but what about you, Moose?

I don't know yet. Maybe a little trip to Morocco with Panda.

I can hear you, Moose.

And you, Panda, what will you do with it? Are you going to give it to charity,

something like that, in order to boost your rating with Jesus?

Where the hell is that guy?

Don't worry, he'll come back. He wouldn't leave without his diamonds.

Look.

All we can do is hope he doesn't tell anyone.

Okay, guys. Be nice to him, be cool.

Guys, I have a plan.

Seriously, what have you come up with now?

We're going on a hike tomorrow morning. We have two days.

We go to Antwerp, we sell the diamonds, we bring back the money, and it's settled.

No, it's not a bad plan.

If we no longer have the diamonds, no one can pin anything on us.

Sure. And if you come back with tidy stacks of bills,

you think no one will ask you any questions?

We'll each have one hell of a share though.

I looked online.

If they're top quality, it could go up to three million.

There are five of us. That's 600,000 each!

Fuck, you guys are a pain.

I really need that money.

Don't worry, guys. We just give each other big hugs in my family.

You're back already?

What's wrong, Marie?

My baby girl!

Marc dropped by unexpectedly to show me how to make spritzers.

It's a great idea for guests. Right, Marie?

I took these two glasses. They'll be perfect for spritzers.

Yes, you did well.

I'll set up the ingredients and wait in the living room.

Anne-Françoise?

Let's not be so formal. All right?

Yes, of course.

What did you do to my cat?

I'm sorry, Marie.

But I told you to be careful.

You just need to talk to me

and this ends now.

Marc?

Should I slice the oranges very thinly?

You'll have to excuse me.

I'm being called upon.

I'm coming, Anne-Françoise. I'm coming.

Can someone grab the canteens, please?

Kev, while you're up, can you go fill up the bottles, please?

Has anyone seen my shoes?

Fuck, let go of me!

Come on!

Where am I?

Kevin, the time has come to find out

if you really have what it takes to become a Coyote.

Leader, is that you? Why did you hit me? I don't understand.

If you really want to be one of us,

trust us.

Which do you choose?

Being part of a group,

or individual solitude?

Forget it. I'm not playing your games.

So you're renouncing the group? You know what that means, Kevin?

It means you will never be a Coyote.

And that you won't be able to rely on us anymore.

Meaning bye-bye, Antwerp.

Well?

I'll do it.

Okay.

Three,

two, one…

Fuck, you guys are seriously morons!

I was really scared!

Welcome to the gang.

And now… let's get down to business.

On my honor, I am and will remain a Coyote.

No conditions!

I will share with others.

No conditions!

On my honor, I will protect the Coyotes.

No conditions!

On my honor, I will keep the Coyotes' secrets.

No conditions!

On my honor, if I run, I die.

No conditions!

To seal this oath and be forever united.

You guys really are insane.

There.

From now on, if you've got a problem, we're here for you.

And you have to be there for us.

So we're going to Antwerp with you.

Coyotes!

Oh fuck.

This isn't for kids.

Come on, pass it on.

No, Moose, you're too young.

But if you want to be a big boy, I have something.

Go on, I'm listening.

It's a delicate mission that requires a great sense of responsibility.

Come on, enough with the suspense!

Okay.

You'll take care of every stage of the hike for the leaders,

while we go to Antwerp to sell the diamonds.

No joint, no Antwerp. Talk about a double sentence!

No, it's time to prove you deserve your orientation badge.

No, sure, make fun of me.

No, I'm serious, Moose.

This is super important. We'll all be counting on you.

All right.

I knew you'd come through for us.

Panda, how about a puff?

Not even in your dreams.

However, I have a question for you, Power Rangers.

How will you manage in Antwerp, with security cameras on every corner?

-First of all, it's how will we manage. -What?

Hey, I'm not going with you.

Oh yes, you are! Girl, you're incapable of lying.

I'm not taking that risk.

She's right though.

What are you going to show the buyer if they ask for ID?

Are you going to show them yours?

I might have an idea.

I found this when I was getting off the bus.

Don't you think this picture totally looks like Kevin?

-Yeah, there's a resemblance. -Wait, let me see.

Toni Valentini. The eyes,

the mouth,

the shape of the face…

Okay, perfect.

All right. The plan is super simple.

As soon as we get to Antwerp, we find a diamond dealer.

Kevin goes in alone.

He sells the diamonds. We get back here and basta.

Just one thing.

I think we should have, like, two phones.

So we can call each other if there's a problem.

You got it.

So how about a howl?

Coyotes!

TRACK 4

ANTWERP

Well, is it fixed?

All good?

-Perfecto. -So I'll call Moose and we'll get going?

Fuck!

What is this rat hole?

-Yeah, Mong. -Yeah, Moose.

How's it going?

Like a hot knife through butter.

-Aren't you sick of making lewd jokes? -What?

Would you rather I be wallowing in misery?

Okay, where are you?

Well, I…

I'm coming up to the first checkpoint.

-Wait, only now? -What?

It's hard getting by all alone with this map.

Yeah, but hurry up, man!

-You remember what to tell the leaders? -Wait, do you actually think I'm stupid?

Okay, I have to go. I've got a hike to win.

Oh! I would like to have Panda as an offering.

You really are a giant sicko!

So should we wish him luck?

Good luck!

Okay, ciao.

-You have your earpiece? -Yeah.

Do you have any idea how much these are worth?

No, they belonged to my grandmother.

I have no idea about the price.

First of all, these are natural diamonds.

And if you have the certificates and everything…

But… I presume you don't have them?

I would say

three million euros.

Shit! Three fucking million!

Three million?

Store pricing.

Minus brokerage fees,

the certificates, the seals,

my commission.

Of course,

I'll need your identification card.

And your account number.

Kev, we need cash. Forget it. Come on, man, we'll find someone else.

Fuck.

GOLD PURCHASED AT THE BEST PRICE

No, sir.

I'll take them all.

All of them?

And I'll pay in cash.

Three million? Would that suit you?

Yes, that's…

Do you need my ID card?

No need, young man. Here, one handshake,

and our business is sealed.

Fuck! Awesome. Go for it, man.

Perfect.

I hope you have a little time to spare? Yes, just wait a minute.

I have to call my treasurer.

Okay. No worries.

Fuck!

Yeah, nice going, Kev!

We're rich!

Mr. Marc.

It's on its way.

Could you come to the back of the store?

The cash will be here in an hour.

Can't I wait outside and come back in an hour?

You know, we have our traditions.

A trade like this

doesn't happen every day.

Perhaps you would like some tea, Mr. Toni?

How does he know Toni?

Get out, Kev! Get out!

Kevin!

Let's move!

Hey, Dob! Show some enthusiasm, please! Stand up!

-Hi. -Where are the others?

They wanted to help a farmer back there. There's a big cow giving birth over there.

But with me, the sight of blood and everything…

Oh! It's not my idea of a good time.

If you're not all at the campsite tomorrow, you'll be disqualified. Got it?

No, don't worry. They're just making a small detour. Chill.

Here. This is the clue for the next stage.

Anyway, we're the ones who'll be getting the reward!

Yeah. Come on, get going.

You can already tell the others they shouldn't bother.

Up yours, Dob!

I'll be in Antwerp in two hours.

What was he wearing?

He was wearing a yellow hoodie, very vulgar.

You have to find him.

I have a store to run, Mr. Marc.

And high-speed chases are not my area.

Fine.

What do you want?

Nothing. Handle it yourself.

And don't forget, Mrs. Kartash is growing impatient.

WERNER VAN EYKEN DIAMOND DEALER

Go on!

-Come on, knock. -Go on.

We'll hide.

All right.

I'll take them.

But for 1.5 million.

You won't find a better offer for this type of merchandise.

No. I mean, yes. Can we get this done quickly?

Calm down, kid.

Anyway,

the transaction can't take place here.

-I don't understand. -There's nothing to understand.

None of this… is very official.

So I'm asking you to be at the Stormkop in two hours,

near Droogdokkenstraat. Are you familiar with it?

No, but I'll find it.

Don't worry.

The buyer will be there.

There's no danger.

Guys, we said we'd wait for each other.

Nope. We were too thirsty.

I did it.

-But I only got half. -No, that's better than nothing.

-You really came through, Kev. -Totally. You got the job done.

-Shut up, he'll ask for more money. -Can you order me a beer? I'll be back.

Hey, let's order some food, okay?

Oh yeah. It'll be a nice change from the old ravioli and hot dogs at camp.

"Within my entrails, you will find the next clue."

Honestly…

Gross!

-Hello? -Yeah, Moose? It's me.

So how's it going?

Oh, great.

Okay.

Right now, for example, I'm getting my hand eaten off by bugs.

But tell me I'm not doing this for nothing, and that we're rich.

I don't know.

Normally, we'd have the dough in, what,

an hour, give or take.

Shit, awesome!

Hey, but wait! So does that mean you guys won't be here tonight?

No. You'll have to get by without me for a little longer.

Yeah, right! Don't start thinking too highly of yourself!

You okay? Are we disturbing you?

Hey, we're winners, Panda. Never forget that.

Stay safe!

See you tomorrow. Kisses.

He sends big hugs and kisses.

Excuse me, could we order something to eat?

Eten? Can we just have a menu?

Thank you.

You know what I'm dreaming about?

-A huge spaghettis Bolognese. -It's "spaghetti."

No. It's "spaghettis."

No, it's one plate of spaghetti.

But there are multiple spaghettis.

Excuse me.

Shit.

Fuck, ever hear of politeness?

This is crazy!

Well, guys, no chips for us.

He's still looking at you.

Let him look. I don't give a crap.

No, seriously.

Mr. Banshali. How are you?

The guy just stared at me!

Listen, Mr. Marc, this is none of my business.

But I am accountable to Mrs. Kartash.

Okay. How much to keep this to yourself?

I can't cover for you. It's too dangerous.

Fine. 50,000?

100,000?

Why are you making me do this?

I only asked you to help me!

I have something for you.

And you have something for me.

You can count it, young man.

These are real, right?

These are real, right?

See you around.

Bye.

-Oh, Ferret! -Let her go, asshole!

Ferret, stop!

Stop hitting him!

-He's not moving! -Fuck, Ferret! Stop!

We have to call an ambulance.

Let's get out of here. Now.

-But we can't leave him like that! -He's alive, isn't he? Take this!

-Hello? -Dona, it's me.

Toni was in Antwerp.

Marie totally played us,

so you guys grab her and keep her for me.

I have something to do, then I'm on my way.

Fuck, everything is closed!

Guys, this place is open!

Hello.

Good evening.

Good evening. The tea, please?

Right.

Anyone have any cash?

Keep the change.

Two hundred? That's not enough.

-No worries, sir. -Thank you!

Come on.

To the Coyotes.

To the Coyotes.

Can I have the hike phone, please?

Here.

Hello?

How are you?

I need you.

My plan worked, okay?

I'll be there soon. The two of us will be able to leave.

I'll be back tomorrow, all right?

-Okay. -Marie?

I miss you.

Panda?

Shall we?

Come on. Let's go.

Give me!

Okay!

Panda!

One more.

Coyotes!

Oh fuck.

I'm wiped out.

Did you see Panda? She's a maniac.

Yeah.

The real Panda is back.

What's wrong?

Nothing. It's…

it's just that guy. The guy from the pier.

Man, you have to stop torturing yourself with that.

That son of a bitch deserved it. And you did it to save Panda.

Look, I don't understand. What's the problem? Tell me.

Sorry.

I… I don't know what came over me.

It's no big deal. We're wasted.

It's not a matter of being wasted.

Now you know.

I'm with Marie.

Listen, let's forget about it. Let's go back upstairs, okay?

Just don't tell anyone, okay?

Don't Coyotes tell each other everything?

I'm kidding.

It's fine, relax.

Come on.

Move it!

Girl, you are such an idiot.

Oh no!

Hello?

Hello?

Yes, Father.

-Panda? -Yes.

I've sinned, Father. I need to confess.

Yes.

Okay, listen. It can't be all that bad.

There were these diamonds and… and this guy that…

that we left covered in his own blood. I didn't know what to do, Father.

Yes, hello? This is Mongoose, Panda's… leader.

Don't worry, she's…

she's so drunk, but… we're taking good care of her.

Good night, Father.

What was all that about?

Who was it?

Professional confidentiality.

I've completely forgotten where we were.

-I think I know. -Oh yeah?

Oh, Father, I'm embarrassed, really.

What did you say to him?

Fuck, you're such an idiot.