Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:24,000
Yes yes yes yes yes.
2
00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000
All right this may be my last chance.
3
00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,000
I need to sit.
4
00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000
Yes yes there we go.
5
00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000
OK.
6
00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:46,000
Oh.
7
00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000
Yes?
8
00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:53,000
The court awaits Mr. Pepys.
9
00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000
Two minutes.
10
00:00:54,000 --> 00:01:00,000
Oh thank you very much.
11
00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000
You'll come with us sir?
12
00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:10,000
Unhand me.
13
00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000
I am a gentleman.
14
00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:16,000
You are a false rotten-hearted rogue Mr. Pepys
15
00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,000
And everyone knows it.
16
00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,000
Admit your guilt and I'll see you escape with your life.
17
00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000
I know this town.
18
00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000
Kill my reputation.
19
00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000
And I die too.
20
00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,000
Reputation is just the stench a corpse leaves behind.
21
00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:37,000
Hung drawn and quartered Mr. Pepys.
22
00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,000
Watch while I dangle those overactive private parts
23
00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000
of yours in front of your nose.
24
00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000
And when you're finally dead the devil
25
00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000
will take over where I left off.
26
00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,000
Samuel Pepys you are charged with committing
27
00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:57,000
the most heinous of crimes against your king and country.
28
00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,000
You are called here today to answer charges of corruption.
29
00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000
And what do they charge me with?
30
00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000
That I spied for the French.
31
00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000
That I accepted bribes.
32
00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000
I never spied for the French.
33
00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000
State secrets thereby willfully aiding
34
00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000
and abetting the enemy.
35
00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,000
I call that treason.
36
00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:27,000
Treason.
37
00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:44,000
Hooray!
38
00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:52,000
Eh eh eh.
39
00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000
Good night Waltie.
40
00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,000
Samuel now that we are joined together
41
00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:03,000
we wish never to be a stain on your family.
42
00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000
Excellent.
43
00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000
I'm sure you won't.
44
00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:07,000
Good night.
45
00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000
Yet good brother.
46
00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000
In law.
47
00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,000
Situation of financial situation
48
00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,000
is such that I fear we cannot maintain the exotic standards.
49
00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000
My god.
50
00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000
You want money now?
51
00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:30,000
I...
52
00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000
Good night.
53
00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000
We are in a very...
54
00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000
Death and damnation.
55
00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000
Good night.
56
00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,000
If you stay any longer it will be our first anniversary.
57
00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000
Ah Samuel.
58
00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000
May I call you son?
59
00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000
No fuck off.
60
00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:56,000
Is it just you or is your mother in there?
61
00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000
I came here.
62
00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000
I know no one but my family.
63
00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000
And now you're terrible to them.
64
00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000
And they are gone.
65
00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,000
And I know no one at all.
66
00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000
Do you know me?
67
00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000
I don't.
68
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000
I don't know you.
69
00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,000
I'm ever so alone.
70
00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000
What do you want?
71
00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000
A dog.
72
00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,000
I want a dog.
73
00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000
Now?
74
00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000
Now.
75
00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000
Now we do the married thing.
76
00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000
My mother told me what to expect.
77
00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000
A little pain the first time.
78
00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000
But after that I won't feel a thing.
79
00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000
A little pain the first time.
80
00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:42,000
But after that I won't feel a thing.
81
00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,000
Mr. Pepys.
82
00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,000
Mr. Pepys you're married now.
83
00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000
No.
84
00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000
I'm a man now.
85
00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000
She's just a child.
86
00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,000
You're not.
87
00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000
No one who works as hard as me can be a child.
88
00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000
You were right all of you.
89
00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000
I shouldn't have married a French woman.
90
00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000
I don't understand her.
91
00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000
It's not the French bit you don't understand.
92
00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:14,000
It's the woman.
93
00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:18,000
Show her a little kindness.
94
00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:28,000
Buy her a present.
95
00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000
I have a surprise for you.
96
00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000
Is it a dress?
97
00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000
A hat?
98
00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:40,000
A dog?
99
00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000
It's a turkey.
100
00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000
It's for Sunday lunch.
101
00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000
Why this do you give to me?
102
00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,000
Take it into the yard and kill it.
103
00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,000
Samuel I have a surprise for you.
104
00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000
I do not kill turkeys.
105
00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000
Call Jane.
106
00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000
She's at Deptford.
107
00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000
In France I tell the maid.
108
00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000
And your family don't have an undermaid.
And the maid tells the undermaid.
109
00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000
And the undermaid tells the cook.
And your family don't have an undermaid.
110
00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000
And the cook tells the boy.
And your family don't have an undermaid.
111
00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000
Yes but you're not in France are you?
And your family don't have an undermaid.
112
00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:01,000
You're in England.
And your family don't have an undermaid.
113
00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:13,000
And your family don't have an undermaid.
114
00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000
Or an under-undermaid.
115
00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000
They have nothing.
116
00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000
The clothes on your back are mine.
117
00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000
Paid for by my money.
118
00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000
Take them off.
119
00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:30,000
There.
120
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,000
I believe this smock is mine too.
121
00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000
Could you see me naked?
122
00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000
Your own wife?
123
00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000
Where is it?
124
00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000
Fool you have lost a turkey.
125
00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000
You cannot go into the street dressed like that.
126
00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000
Elizabeth?
127
00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000
Witches.
128
00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:52,000
Never mind.
129
00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000
Now must I assassinate two turkeys?
130
00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000
I thought you couldn't.
131
00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000
The boy was useless.
132
00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000
I always had to do it in the end.
133
00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000
Ah!
134
00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000
Sam.
135
00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000
Sam are you all right?
136
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:12,000
I'm fine.
137
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000
Sam are you ill?
138
00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000
Sam.
139
00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:24,000
You must never leave me.
140
00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000
Merch.
141
00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:36,000
Your eminence.
142
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000
It's all right.
143
00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,000
This is not my usual attire.
144
00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000
You see the navy discovered
145
00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000
a paper spot
146
00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000
and we confiscated
147
00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:53,000
their vestments.
148
00:07:53,000 --> 00:08:05,000
More communion wine Jane.
149
00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000
I know it's not that funny.
150
00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000
But this is
151
00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000
my patron
152
00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000
Lord Edward Montagu
153
00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000
Cromwell's general at sea.
154
00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000
When he's sober
155
00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000
I'm his clerk.
156
00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000
Drunk he treats me as an equal
157
00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000
as long as I laugh.
158
00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:31,000
As long as I laugh when he does.
159
00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000
What's that?
160
00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,000
Your kidney stone
161
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000
or love.
162
00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000
Your face looks the same
163
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000
with either affliction.
164
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000
I don't spend your money.
165
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000
I never spend your money.
166
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000
You're not what you is other women.
167
00:08:48,000 --> 00:09:06,000
I'm talking in French!
168
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:14,000
Pretend sinners!
169
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000
Pretend for damn your gatherings!
170
00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000
For damn your gatherings!
171
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000
The Bible says women should be
172
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000
not only in the flesh
173
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000
but also in the blood.
174
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:34,000
In the blood.
175
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000
The Bible says women should be meek
176
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,000
and obedient.
177
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,000
Perhaps they don't have that bit in France.
178
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000
I think in truth it is all women
179
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000
who are slaves to passion.
180
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000
Men must learn to ride out these storms.
181
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000
For women do not bear grudges
182
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000
as men do.
183
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000
A kind word a gift
184
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000
and they are quite restored to happiness.
185
00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000
Now I understand this
186
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000
I feel my affection for Elizabeth
187
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000
She's gone.
188
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000
Where?
189
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000
Back to her family.
190
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:14,000
No I've never heard such a thing.
191
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000
No no no she'll be back.
192
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000
You must heard
193
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:22,000
she's probably gone on an errand.
194
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000
She's taken all her clothes.
195
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000
She said you were always looking
196
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000
at other women.
197
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000
Oh Mr. Peakes!
198
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000
Other men marry for money and are happy.
199
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:39,000
I marry for love and she leaves me!
200
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000
I break the hearts
201
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000
of half the world
202
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000
and she
203
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000
breaks mine.
204
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000
I
205
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000
break the hearts
206
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:55,000
of half the world.
207
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000
I fought a master at Moor.
208
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000
I fought at Naseby.
209
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000
To put yourself
210
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000
in the hands
211
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000
of a surgeon
212
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000
well that takes
213
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000
courage.
214
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000
To Sam!
215
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000
To Sam and his stone
216
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000
may they soon be parted.
217
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000
Let us make music tonight
218
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000
for tomorrow we die.
219
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000
We must find
220
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,000
you a post in the diplomatic service.
221
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,000
How is
222
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:32,000
La Belle Elizabeth?
223
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000
We never quarrel now.
224
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,000
Yes I heard she'd left you.
225
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000
This
226
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000
is Betty Bagwell.
227
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000
Her husband's a carpenter on the Gazelle.
228
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000
You might have heard of it.
229
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000
Yes a fourth-rater 18 guns
230
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000
captured from the Spanish off Dunkirk in 53.
231
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000
And given the state of her
232
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000
we should probably hand her back.
233
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000
That's odd. Someone from the Navy board
234
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000
who knows something about the Navy.
235
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000
Gentlemen find facts beneath them.
236
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000
Sam loves them.
237
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000
Put your
238
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
heart into your work Sam
239
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:12,000
and we'll rise together.
240
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000
My husband says
241
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000
it's only the rats holding hands
242
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000
what keeps the Gazelle from sinking.
243
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000
He'd like
244
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000
a commission on a good ship
245
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000
a vessel where a little prize money
246
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,000
might come his way.
247
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000
Here's a little something to help you remember
248
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,000
my petition.
249
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000
Oh I can't see.
250
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000
You do have something down there don't you?
251
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000
I'm um
252
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000
I'm stitched in for the winter.
253
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,000
Oh.
254
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000
All right.
255
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000
So
256
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:54,000
what do you fancy on your last night on Earth?
257
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,000
Oh.
258
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:06,000
You've never seen a woman naked?
259
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Just like in the paintings.
260
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
But without one of them
261
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000
cherubs in just the wrong place.
262
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000
Can I?
263
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:25,000
My William Bagwell. You'll get him on the Naismay.
264
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000
I shall think of this tomorrow
265
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000
when they cut me.
266
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000
Oh!
267
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000
I do believe
268
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000
he could do the operation himself.
269
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:40,000
He knows everything about medicine.
270
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000
What is this?
271
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000
That's the itinerarium.
272
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000
And what do I do with it?
273
00:13:46,000 --> 00:14:01,000
I don't know.
274
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000
What do I do with it?
275
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000
You insert it
276
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000
in the end of the penis
277
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000
and push it
278
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
into the bladder to feel for the stone.
279
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000
Excellent.
280
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000
What do I do with this
281
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000
and these?
282
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000
Um
283
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
you make a three-inch incision
284
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000
one finger's breadth
285
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000
from the line between the testicles
286
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
and the anus
287
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
and then reach into my bladder
288
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000
Behold the young scientist.
289
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000
It is most excellent
290
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000
to find a patient
291
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:40,000
who has no irrational fear
292
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,000
no irrational fears.
293
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Jane I want you to say a word to Elizabeth.
294
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
I did yesterday.
295
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000
Then we must wait.
296
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
We must wait until she comes.
297
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000
This often happens.
298
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Jane
299
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000
some money for the pork.
300
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000
A shilling.
301
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Five shillings.
302
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Take it from my person.
303
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Tell her.
304
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000
The itinerarium.
305
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000
If fortune smiles on us
306
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000
you will faint from the pain.
307
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000
Oh God forgive me.
308
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Oh oh oh oh.
309
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,000
To the Lord my Admiral
310
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000
Charles II
311
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
and Clerk of the Acts to the Navy Board
312
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000
to receive bribes
313
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
and divers' inducements.
314
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Corruption!
315
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000
Says Lord Shaftsworth.
316
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:43,000
There's a rotting intestine stink out the court.
317
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000
Corruption!
318
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000
And is this because he hates corruption?
319
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000
No.
320
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
He hates me.
321
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000
That a tailor's son has become more powerful than a lord.
322
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000
When I was in his employ
323
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000
I haven't seen him for a while.
324
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000
I see him passing naval secrets
325
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000
to the French ambassador.
326
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Tall fella French accent.
327
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
His wife organises...
328
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
My wife was a creature of spotless reputation.
329
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
You should read his diary.
330
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000
How dare you insult her...
331
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Read his what?
332
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
A diary.
333
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
I've seen him scribble scribble scribble
334
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
every night.
335
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
He puts it all in.
336
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000
Bribes and the women.
337
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Why didn't you mention this before?
338
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
You will produce
339
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:34,000
this diary Mr Peebs.
340
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:40,000
I can't.
341
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
I've lost it.
342
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:54,000
What more proof do we need of his guilt?
343
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
You'd better pay for this damage.
344
00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Sir! Sir!
345
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Cudenda!
346
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:12,000
Filth!
347
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Where's this damn diary?
348
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
They say that at Heaven's Gate
349
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
St Peter has a book
350
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:30,000
for all our sins writ large.
351
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:36,000
I think I have done his work for him.
352
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000
When I die
353
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
to what shall I awake?
354
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
There.
355
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
Quite the biggers this year.
356
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Sam.
357
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000
I came when I heard.
358
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:54,000
I married for love.
359
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,000
I thought it would be easier.
360
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Yeah I think now.
361
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Perhaps.
362
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,000
I thought it would be easier.
363
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Yeah I think now.
364
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Perhaps this is harder.
365
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Sam.
366
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:27,000
I married for love too.
367
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000
God has given me life a second time
368
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
and I intend to use it to the full
369
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
for the rest of my days.
370
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
And this?
371
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Cromwell's dead
372
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
and there's talk of them bringing back Charles Sandler's king.
373
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
So the army have marched into town
374
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
and when there's soldiers in town
375
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
you bury your cheese
376
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,000
your wine and your money.
377
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Unfortunately
378
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
you can't bury your wife.
379
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
My beautiful wife.
380
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Will!
381
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Have you seen my kidney stone?
382
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000
I swear he sleeps with it beneath his pillow.
383
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
And I can afford it
384
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
so I'll have it mounted in silver.
385
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Sam.
386
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
We live in a time when history is busy.
387
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
You've heard Charles Stuart wishes to return his king?
388
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Fear not sir.
389
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
I am constant.
390
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
I saw the old king's execution and with good fortune
391
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
I'll see them chop the head off his son.
392
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Sam.
393
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
No! If he dare come our navy will capture him.
394
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
I would take the axe myself.
395
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Our navy will bring him here
396
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
under my command.
397
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
I shall become his Lord High Admiral
398
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
and you shall become
399
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:42,000
his Lord High Admiral's secretary.
400
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Charles Stuart.
401
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:52,000
There are those who speak well of him.
402
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
He'll make a rotten king
403
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
but that's the way
404
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
the wind blows.
405
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
My other clerks I shall dismiss.
406
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
We don't wish to employ
407
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
those who follow the round head cause
408
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:10,000
too stiffly.
409
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
You favour me because I am pliable.
410
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Sam you are a man of
411
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
strong principles
412
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
but different ones
413
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
for different occasions.
414
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
I like that in a man.
415
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Now fetch me some more ale.
416
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Hmm.
417
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Who's this little fellow?
418
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Goldie Mulliver. After you Sam.
419
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Yes.
420
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Well we may have to change
421
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:39,000
both their names.
422
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Fetch!
423
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Ah!
424
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
What a remarkable boy.
425
00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Even has the voice of a woman.
426
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
There's the breast of a woman.
427
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Fool it is a woman.
428
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Oh!
429
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
A woman playing
430
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
a woman in the theatre?
431
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
What will they think of next?
432
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Stead look at that.
433
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
At least we can
434
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:25,000
thank King Charles for something.
435
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Very beautiful.
436
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
This theatre is wrong!
437
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Wrong! It is sacrilege!
438
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
It is blasphemy!
439
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
It is blasphemous sacrilege!
440
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
And you a woman pretending to be a woman!
441
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Why did you and Mr. Hewer go to see Bane
442
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
executed?
443
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Did you know the round head Treddon?
444
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
He was a good man.
445
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
We all knew him.
446
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
Sam didn't.
447
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Yes it's strange. There's not a man
448
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
in England who fought with Cromwell.
449
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
It is mighty odd
450
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
how he won the war.
451
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
You will burn! Burn in fire!
452
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
You will take no more executions
453
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
of old comrades than what is like Hawke's Sand.
454
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
And as for your man Will Hewer
455
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
he reeks too much of Cromwell.
456
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Dismiss him and find yourself a royalist clerk.
457
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Just just do it.
458
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Why do they shriek from me?
459
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
My lord it is your sneezing
460
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
that I think you have to plead.
461
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Oh is that it?
462
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000
I'll teach you! I'll teach you!
463
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Fall down!
464
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Do you have any swelling?
465
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Oh be not a weird Sam.
466
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Your patron
467
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
and your job
468
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
are quite safe.
469
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Anyhow there'll be no plague this year.
470
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
That's the first sign of it.
471
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
All the doctors are leaving London.
472
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
You should be witty more often.
473
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
We'll yet mistake you for a gentleman.
474
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Oh
475
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
and beware your dancing master.
476
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
He may look like he farts frankincense
477
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
but too many wives
478
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
give birth to a baby that dances
479
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:14,000
a fine jig in its crib.
480
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
Mr. Pembleton?
481
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
We've been working on the Caranto Venizio.
482
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Your delightful wife
483
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
comes from France
484
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
and it comes from Italy.
485
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Like the clap then?
486
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Charles!
487
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Charlie! Charlie come here!
488
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Stay out Charles!
489
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Out!
490
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
You weren't dancing.
491
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
You were sitting.
492
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
I couldn't dance.
493
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,000
My monthlies.
494
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Her monthlies have started.
495
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
I want a son.
496
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
A child.
497
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Elizabeth fears
498
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
the operation for the stone has gelded me.
499
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
I fear she was right
500
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
and I am a pen without ink.
501
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Samuel
502
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
the doctor's list.
503
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
I do it! Every damn thing I do it.
504
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
I drink sage and marmintent.
505
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
I wear cool Holland drawers.
506
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
I treat my testes
507
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
like they were princes.
508
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
And that is not how a wife should dress in company!
509
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
You don't think you have the plague already?
510
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Sam
511
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
if you're jealous of Mr. Purbelton
512
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
replace him with a lady's companion.
513
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
That's what I truly want.
514
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
I am not jealous.
515
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
And besides not having children
516
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
why must the font lie with me?
517
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Perhaps childlessness runs in your family.
518
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Brother Samuel!
519
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,000
How much?
520
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000
When do you call me brother you want money?
521
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
I have come to offer you money.
522
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Ha.
523
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
You are about to be made clerk
524
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
to the arts of the Navy Board.
525
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
How do you know that?
526
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
I barely know it myself.
527
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
What in holy God's name is that?
528
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
It was a plague.
529
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
I have come
530
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
to offer you
531
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
500 pounds per annum
532
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
for the employee.
533
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
You want to buy
534
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
my job off me?
535
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
And you would give me
536
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
500 pounds a year
537
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
for a postage pay of 350?
538
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Exactement.
539
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
Mr. Peeps
540
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
there's two men to see you.
541
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Compler the sailmaker and that tall timber merchant.
542
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
And do they have any
543
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
packages envelopes
544
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
small bags with them?
545
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Yeah.
546
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
Someone sent a haunch of venison
547
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
and some silk and some sherry.
548
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Mmm.
549
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,000
It seems word is out I'm in charge of naval contracts.
550
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Balty 1200 guineas and the job's yours.
551
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
You have grown a mighty proud
552
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
for one of Cromwell's clerks.
553
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
It helps if you know something
554
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,000
about the Navy.
555
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Wind fucker.
556
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
I remember
557
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
such merry milkmaids
558
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
from when I was a boy.
559
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Don't remember that.
560
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
It's the plague.
561
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Makes the whole world mad.
562
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
The plague is a cruel creature indeed.
563
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:40,000
100 000 dead and it's missed Balty.
564
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
So uh
565
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
shall we have our
566
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000
picnic here?
567
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Picnic here?
568
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Come on.
569
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
I know what it means
570
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
when you come to me with a fresh lobster
571
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
and a bottle of wine.
572
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Uh. Uh.
573
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Uh.
574
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Don't worry.
575
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Everyone does it up here in Eslington.
576
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Sam. Yes?
577
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
Use your finger.
578
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Uh where?
579
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Where do you think?
580
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Are you sure?
581
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Yes I'm sure.
582
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
Just like you're using
583
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
your abacus.
584
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
Um.
585
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
The lobster's getting away.
586
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
It's a long way to the sea.
587
00:27:41,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Uh.
588
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Of what do you write?
589
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Um.
590
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Last Sunday's sermon.
591
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Very interesting.
592
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
About the uh
593
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:25,000
about the sacred nature of marriage.
594
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
I gave her a lobster
595
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
and
596
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Nula
597
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
put it in a gut.
598
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Took her some mamel
599
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
came with her
600
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
placoza
601
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,000
with great pleasure.
602
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
You know how I like to drift into Latin
603
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,000
when I speak of religious matters?
604
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:55,000
And Spanish?
605
00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Are there many lobsters in the Bible?
606
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
If you were ever to break commandment
607
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
against adultery
608
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,000
I'm not like other wives Sam.
609
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
I won't look the other way.
610
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Elizabeth I...
611
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
I love the irregularities in the way you run your office
612
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
and I wouldn't hesitate to tell the world.
613
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:32,000
I won't share you Sam.
614
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
I think she says these things
615
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
because she loves me.
616
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Besides I have resolved now
617
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,000
to be utterly faithful.
618
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
No more moles madams
619
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
nor mother midnights.
620
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
No more clingfasts
621
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
nor golden-locked
622
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,000
insatiates.
623
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
No more buttered buns
624
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000
nor blousabellas.
625
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
No more
626
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000
punks chilts
627
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
drabs
628
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
smuts
629
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
cracks
630
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
tom-tods
631
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,000
nor spigot-sucking Venus nuns.
632
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Farewell false fireship
633
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,000
and lewd frigatrix.
634
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
No more
635
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,000
sleepy-eyed slattons for me.
636
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
I shall not stray
637
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:35,000
to Bettyland again.
638
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
And if I do
639
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
I shall put a full crown
640
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:45,000
in the parish poor box.
641
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
So will there be a war with the Dutch?
642
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
A naval war.
643
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
My lieutenant Bagwell's a good tarpaulin.
644
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
Knows the ropes.
645
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Not like all these gentlemen captains.
646
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Half of them I've never seen.
647
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
See before.
648
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
He deserves promotion.
649
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
At this rate
650
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000
he'll be an admiral.
651
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:13,000
No don't stop!
652
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Oh.
653
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
You all right Mrs Bagwell?
654
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
I'm...
655
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
What is it? A doctor?
656
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Is it the plague?
657
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
It's the female climactic.
658
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Does that mean you're pregnant?
659
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Oh I see.
660
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Your wife goes away from the bed empty-handed.
661
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
What?
662
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Your finger Sam.
663
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Use it on Elizabeth.
664
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Do not speak her name!
665
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
You're shirking your duties sir.
666
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
These sheets need changing.
667
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
I'll take no action this time.
668
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
There is one other thing Jane.
669
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Money for the poor box?
670
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
I saw you leave with the lobster and port wine.
671
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
I'll give them five shillings.
672
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
A guinea.
673
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
A guinea?
674
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
A guinea and get a receipt.
675
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
A guinea Mr Pepys?
676
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
A guinea?
677
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Stop repeating everything I say Jane.
678
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Thrash the rope-maker
679
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
has sent me a letter about his contract
680
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
with three Spanish gold pieces inside.
681
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
And uh
682
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
is Thrash a good rope-maker?
683
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Will his ropes hold fast in a storm?
684
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Well yes.
685
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Then you can accept with good conscience
686
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
the two gold coins.
687
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:56,000
I'm afraid not.
688
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Two gold coins.
689
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Two?
690
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
This is how your office works.
691
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
We take but a quarter
692
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
of what those before us took.
693
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Though I...
694
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
I do believe it is not to be
695
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
my office for much longer.
696
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Lord Montague...
697
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
I don't... Will
698
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
tell me is all well
699
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
with my wife?
700
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Your work brings you here
701
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
when I'm away and
702
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Pembleton is here.
703
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Ah.
704
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
And Mrs. Peep?
705
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,000
You stutter.
706
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
No sir.
707
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
Mrs. Peep's in Pembleton?
708
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Absolutely not.
709
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
What are you doing?
710
00:33:51,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Of whatever it is don't stop.
711
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
I shouldn't have done that.
712
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,000
I shouldn't have taken Betty's advice.
713
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Elizabeth's sure to ask me where I learnt it.
714
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Why hasn't she asked me where I learnt it?
715
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Is it not the first time a man has done that to her?
716
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Still whatever else I do
717
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,000
I must make it up.
718
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Why did you not ask me where I learnt that?
719
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,000
I don't care.
720
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:48,000
It's just that you didn't seem very surprised.
721
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
As if it wasn't the first time.
722
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
I have fingers too.
723
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:56,000
You mean you...
724
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Suppose that you're being French and everything.
725
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
You're not just saying that.
726
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Very well if it'll please you.
727
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Sam why did you learn that?
728
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Damn.
729
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
I should have thought of an answer shouldn't I?
730
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Um from Lord Montague.
731
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
In conversation obviously.
732
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Not in practice.
733
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Sam
734
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,000
I swear to you you've got nothing to fear.
735
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Especially if you get Lord Montague to teach you more.
736
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Yes.
737
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Listen.
738
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Sam?
739
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
The guns.
740
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
We've found the Dutch fleet.
741
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Jane!
742
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Well he was in line for the royal touch.
743
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Oh what is your affliction I ask?
744
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
The rogue replies
745
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,000
I have the pox Your Majesty.
746
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
And you should damn well keep it
747
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
I say for I'm not touching that thing.
748
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:17,000
And you should damn well keep it I say for I'm not touching that thing.
749
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
A battle off Lowestoft
750
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:27,000
and we hear it in London.
751
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Um it is the east wind Your Majesty.
752
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,000
It will bring the Dutch fireships to our fleet.
753
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:41,000
But we will be victorious will we not Mr. Pepys?
754
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:45,000
We shall certainly overcome them Your Majesty.
755
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Mr. Pepys?
756
00:36:51,000 --> 00:37:01,000
The navy is cruelly underfunded Your Majesty.
757
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Obviously we will be victorious.
758
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,000
So bring me the good news when it comes.
759
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Your Majesty.
760
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Never tell them the truth.
761
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Our navy sits to sea with rotten gunpowder
762
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,000
and our navy sits to sea with rotten gunpowder
763
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
and our navy sits to sea with rotten gunpowder.
764
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
And why don't we...
765
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
No!
766
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
if we do nothing and something goes wrong
767
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
then we can blame the antiquated system.
768
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
But if we reform the system...
769
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
If we reform the system and something goes wrong
770
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
then the blame falls on us.
771
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
And why haven't you dismissed Will Huwert?
772
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
He is as I was to you my lord
773
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
He too has a mouth that opens
774
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
when it should be shut.
775
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,000
And eyes that wander to your wife.
776
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
You would never...
777
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:10,000
He's more jealous of that dancing master than you.
778
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Um Mrs. Peat?
779
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Can you stutter?
780
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
So it's an Italian dance you practice is it?
781
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
I have heard of these Italian dances.
782
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000
You're too full. He has never even touched me.
783
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
You're lying! You're lying!
784
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
He doesn't even like women.
785
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
So it is Will?
786
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
What? It's no one.
787
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Then who gave you this?
788
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
You don't want to give the likes of this.
789
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
It was a gift from your lord
790
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:53,000
from Montague.
791
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000
He'd make me his mistress.
792
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
I said no sir.
793
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
You were not rude to him.
794
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Oh you stupid stupid man!
795
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,000
No I was not rude to him.
796
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000
The King Charles taken.
797
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000
And another
798
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,000
15 ships.
799
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,000
I think the devil shits Dutchmen.
800
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,000
The Navy Board sent us to sea in ships that rot.
801
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,000
While they line their own pockets.
802
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
But you will bring us a victory
803
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
won't you?
804
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Well the fleet sets out
805
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:39,000
this morning your majesty.
806
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Your majesty.
807
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
The Dutch are winning.
808
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Perhaps you should change sides.
809
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Again.
810
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
I should piss
811
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
into his damn tube.
812
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Don't you say anything.
813
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
You spent your time
814
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
spying on your wife
815
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
and her damn dancing master
816
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
while he should be looking after our interests.
817
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
That is not fair.
818
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Why haven't you dismissed Huwer?
819
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Charles brings a bunch of butted-ass
820
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
liquors grows stronger by the minute.
821
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
And employ one of them
822
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
by some goodwill.
823
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
I work
824
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
from four in the morning
825
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
to ten at night.
826
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
When my lord
827
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,000
I might have good cause to watch my wife.
828
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
God.
829
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
There's something to be said
830
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,000
for an unfaithful wife Sam.
831
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Never bother a husband
832
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
about his excursions.
833
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
My wife is faithful
834
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
and will always be so.
835
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000
You may not have encountered women like her at court.
836
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
And I shall be keeping Wilk Huwer.
837
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
I need him to implement the reforms.
838
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Why suddenly so bold Sam?
839
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Are you now a politician too?
840
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
I know more than him.
841
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Work harder than him
842
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
do my job better than him.
843
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Yet if Shakespeare were to write a play of our lives
844
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:30,000
he would be the king and I the fool.
845
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Brought me some broth.
846
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Have you Sam?
847
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Why are you kind to one you hate?
848
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,000
To one the love letters with whom you burn?
849
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Kept the first letter you sent me.
850
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Why do we quarrel so?
851
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
That is why you must have a companion
852
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
so you quarrel with her
853
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:04,000
and not with me.
854
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Sam
855
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
I don't believe we'll be blissful as children.
856
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
No no I...
857
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
No it's all right.
858
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:18,000
We'll just have to learn to get along with each other.
859
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
I swear to God
860
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
I shall be faithful to this woman.
861
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Though the poor box
862
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
and catchers of lobsters
863
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
suffer terribly.
864
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
I shall work hard
865
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
and stay at home.
866
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
If we do not have children
867
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
then we shall at least die
868
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
from trying so hard and so often.
869
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
I shall work hard
870
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
and stay at home.
871
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
If we do not have children
872
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
then we shall at least die
873
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Let these sinners repent!
874
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Fire and pestilence
875
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
be upon ye!
876
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Repent or ye shall burn!
877
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
And tell Hayter to cross-check the
878
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
manifests before he inspects them
879
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:05,000
and snugs the work.
880
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Sam?
881
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
This is my lady companion
882
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Miss Deborah Willetts.
883
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Sam?
884
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Sam!
885
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Why don't you give them the diary Sam?
886
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
It'll save you.
887
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Because I wrote the truth Will.
888
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000
The whole truth.
889
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
No man in England could escape ignominy
890
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
if the world knew what he truly thought.
891
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Yes but without it
892
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
you seem guilty.
893
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
The best odds I can get
894
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
is six to four on
895
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,000
that you're lying.
896
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Is it better to lose your reputation
897
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
or your life?
898
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Sharpe's reason.
899
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
A very clever man.
900
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
A clever man at ten a penny.
901
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
But it's only one in a thousand
902
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
who can master the facts.
903
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Get me information.
904
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Will and Under Newbalty and Paris.
905
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Find me the facts
906
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
and I'll disprove their charges.
907
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000
That's how we'll defeat them.
908
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Will you Sam?
909
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Where's your damn diary?
910
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,000
You're too vain to have burnt it.
911
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Six big heavy volumes
912
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Jones tells me.
913
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
We'll put them in your pockets
914
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
when we hang you.
915
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
I was horrified
916
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
to see Mr Peep's friend
917
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Will Hewer
918
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
in Versailles handing the package
919
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,000
to none other than Monsieur Le Pellisserie.
920
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
The late treasurer-general
921
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
of the French navy.
922
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Slap my vitals sir.
923
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
The very same.
924
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Passing information to the French peeps.
925
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
I call that
926
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
treason.
927
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
So would I.
928
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
This was in
929
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
August Captain Scott two years ago.
930
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Yes that's right.
931
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
In Versailles.
932
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Yes.
933
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
You weren't arrested in Amsterdam for fraud
934
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
whilst trying to escape dressed in women's clothing.
935
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000
You can't sir.
936
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
On what do you base these vile
937
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
allegations?
938
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
Dutch court records.
939
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Yes but
940
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
my records show that he was released
941
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
two weeks later.
942
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
At which point he could indeed
943
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
have gone directly to Versailles.
944
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
But Will Hewer could not.
945
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
On that night he was attending
946
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
a small private performance
947
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,000
by one of our leading actresses
948
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
entitled Beneath the Seventh Veil
949
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
with
950
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
a number of people including I believe
951
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:46,000
yourself Lord Chalfsbury.
952
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,000
I think you have reached the end of your tether.
953
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
This is all very well Mr. Pepys
954
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
but if you are innocent
955
00:45:54,000 --> 00:46:04,000
why will you not let the court read your diary?
956
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Aye.
957
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
I can beat down
958
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
every false claim they raise against me
959
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
but the jury of my peers are all
960
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Chalfsbury's cronies.
961
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Innocent or guilty
962
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
it really is very hard to say.
963
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Let's go.
964
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
I think of her when I wake
965
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:38,000
and I dream of her when I sleep.
966
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
I could break so many
967
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,000
commandments with her.
968
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
I think
969
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
if I can see her naked
970
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
just one more time
971
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
it will purge
972
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
my mind of lust
973
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:58,000
and I will return to virtue.
974
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Don't you ever knock?
975
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
I'll brush your hair tonight Mr. Pepys.
976
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
There's no need.
977
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,000
It's best for all of us.
978
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:12,000
How is Elizabeth?
979
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
She's refusing to wash
980
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:24,000
and the fever's getting worse.
981
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Sir
982
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
you must have the most brushed hair
983
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:34,000
in England.
984
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
So this too?
985
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
This is also
986
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
a way of showing respect
987
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
in a refined household.
988
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:53,000
I'm sure you'll like it.
989
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Respect in a refined household?
990
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Yes they
991
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
do it at court.
992
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
It comes from Italy.
993
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
I must tell Mrs. Pepys.
994
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
She's...
995
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000
No no no.
996
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Mrs. Pepys doesn't like the Italians.
997
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,000
I don't think I believe you anymore Mr. Pepys.
998
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
I'm sorry.
999
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
I didn't say you had to stop.
1000
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
I haven't the money to marry
1001
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,000
but I don't see why poverty should make a nun of me.
1002
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Well if this is what men and women do
1003
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,000
I'd much prefer it to housework.
1004
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
But
1005
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Mr. Pepys
1006
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
no further south
1007
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
than Italy.
1008
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
It's such a short voyage
1009
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
to Sicily.
1010
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Mr. Pepys
1011
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
you've reached North Africa and you must retire.
1012
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,000
I love you.
1013
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
I love you like I love nothing else.
1014
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
When I lie with my wife
1015
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
I see your face.
1016
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Well then Jane must brush your hair.
1017
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Oh please I live for this.
1018
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
I love you.
1019
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:12,000
I love you like I love no one else on earth.
1020
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
I'll find you lodgings.
1021
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
I'll send you money.
1022
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
I'll still see you.
1023
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
I do I do.
1024
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Elizabeth!
1025
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Don't touch me!
1026
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Don't come near me!
1027
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:34,000
I don't I don't!
1028
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Jane?
1029
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Your Lordship
1030
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
you are too valuable
1031
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
to lead the fleet at sea.
1032
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
You'll be a target
1033
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
for the Dutch.
1034
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
It seems you're the target
1035
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
for the French Sam.
1036
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Oh
1037
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
this cursed court.
1038
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
All their bobbing
1039
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
and curtsying
1040
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
flattery and flummery.
1041
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,000
I'm choking on it.
1042
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
I'm a soldier Sam
1043
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
and I want to die a soldier's death
1044
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
before all my blood
1045
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
turns to perfume.
1046
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
I could come to sea with you.
1047
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Oh Sam
1048
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
you were born to die
1049
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
in your bed
1050
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
or someone else's.
1051
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Me
1052
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
I should have died with Cromwell
1053
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
a long time ago.
1054
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000
lord must you speak of death so?
1055
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000
You're Elizabeth.
1056
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
I tried my darndest but for some reason
1057
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
the woman wouldn't have me.
1058
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Sam
1059
00:50:53,000 --> 00:51:01,000
it's you she wants.
1060
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Polish it so it
1061
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
shines like the sun.
1062
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000
I want those Dutch
1063
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
bastards to know who I am!
1064
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Hey there!
1065
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:39,000
French flagship!
1066
00:51:39,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Ah!
1067
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
So you love her
1068
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,000
and not me do you?
1069
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Ah!
1070
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
The condom
1071
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
is a foul contrivance.
1072
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
It's a cobweb against disease
1073
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
and yet a fortress against pleasure.
1074
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
See?
1075
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Ah now Mr. Peeps.
1076
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
I suppose following upon such a victory
1077
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:39,000
we should give you poor dead Montague's office.
1078
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
The Dutch aren't beaten yet
1079
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Your Majesty.
1080
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000
The navy must reform.
1081
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
When we fight the Dutch English voices cry out
1082
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000
from their ships saying
1083
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000
we're paid in money not tokens.
1084
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
And their officers Your Majesty
1085
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
are sailors not gentlemen.
1086
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
They are trained.
1087
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
They have a naval academy.
1088
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000
For God's sake our ships have
1089
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000
fireplaces on them.
1090
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
It's not surprising they burn.
1091
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Until we match the Dutch
1092
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
we will not master them.
1093
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Ah.
1094
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
I always feared you had opinions Mr. Peeps.
1095
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
This is what comes of promoting
1096
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
tailors Your Majesty.
1097
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Ha ha ha.
1098
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Let me tell you something
1099
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Mr. Peeps.
1100
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
The damn navy bores me half
1101
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
to death.
1102
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
I am God's anointed king
1103
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
and yet I cannot escape sitting in a room
1104
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
where men talk of bilge and barnacles
1105
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:44,000
and biscuits for hours on end.
1106
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Do what you like with the damn navy.
1107
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Paint it pink and man it with monkeys
1108
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
so long as it costs me no more money.
1109
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
And you describe it
1110
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
briefly.
1111
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Very very briefly
1112
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Mr. Peeps.
1113
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
There's a fire in the city.
1114
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
I've seen it Your Majesty.
1115
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
A woman could piss it out.
1116
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Ha ha ha.
1117
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
The wind's changed.
1118
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
It's coming towards us.
1119
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
I've got the whole of London's burning.
1120
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:24,000
You'll just have to take my word for it.
1121
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
I'll denounce you.
1122
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:30,000
See if you get your promotion back.
1123
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Murderer! Murderer!
1124
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
All London will know you for what you are.
1125
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
A crooked sterile womanizer.
1126
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Mr. Peeps we must leave now.
1127
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Load the carts.
1128
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
The cart's loaded.
1129
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Writer saying you will never see her again.
1130
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Saying you despise and detest her
1131
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
and that she's a common whore.
1132
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
I cannot do that.
1133
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
Do it or we'll all burn.
1134
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
For God's sake other men bond and their wives did nothing of it.
1135
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Other men's wives do not love them.
1136
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Will you write it or no?
1137
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Write it Mr. Peeps.
1138
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Find her lodgings and I will take it to her.
1139
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Mr. Peeps!
1140
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,000
I will take it to her.
1141
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Very well.
1142
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:16,000
I will write it.
1143
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Beauty retired.
1144
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:22,000
How does my pity move?
1145
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Believe my pity
1146
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:30,000
and then trust my love.
1147
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm.
1148
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Mm my love.
1149
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,000
My love.
1150
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
The new and painful ones
1151
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,000
have studied war.
1152
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
I break the hearts
1153
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
of half the world
1154
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
and she
1155
00:55:52,000 --> 00:56:00,000
breaks mine.
1156
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Will took the note I wrote
1157
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
but delivered another one
1158
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
to Debs with some money.
1159
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
I never saw her again.
1160
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
And I will say this.
1161
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
I never saw another woman
1162
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
as long as Elizabeth lived.
1163
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
I'll say it.
1164
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:24,000
I only wish it were true.
1165
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
I try the doctor's
1166
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
damn fool cures.
1167
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Spiders wrapped in their own silk.
1168
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Darvish are tough eat.
1169
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
They do no good.
1170
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
And as I sit here
1171
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
alone
1172
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
in the middle of the night
1173
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,000
the new science fades away
1174
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
and I would slaughter
1175
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
newborn infants
1176
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,000
if I thought it would save her.
1177
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Now she cannot talk
1178
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:00,000
and she cannot hear me.
1179
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:06,000
I know it's her I always want.
1180
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
I miss her laughter
1181
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,000
and I miss her rages
1182
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,000
and I miss her body
1183
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,000
and I miss hating her.
1184
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
The sun
1185
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
is about to rise
1186
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
the sun is about to rise
1187
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
on the 10th of November
1188
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
1669
1189
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
and today my wife
1190
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Elizabeth Heaps will die.
1191
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:44,000
Forgive me.
1192
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Judge me as you will.
1193
00:57:54,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Mr. Peeps.
1194
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
To the charges of treason
1195
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
and corruption
1196
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
you have been found
1197
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
innocent.
1198
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
This court
1199
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
finds that Mr. Peeps has no
1200
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
charges to answer.
1201
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:46,000
Sir you are free to go.
1202
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Sam.
1203
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:54,000
Sam you should be celebrating.
1204
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Well
1205
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,000
did you love my wife?
1206
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Sam you know that I never
1207
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
I know you never
1208
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:12,000
but did you love her?
1209
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:18,000
I esteemed her above all other.
1210
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Me well
1211
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:28,000
did I esteem her so?
1212
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Sam
1213
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
you will never be safe
1214
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:36,000
until you've destroyed your diary.
1215
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:48,000
I'll build a bonfire in the yard.
1216
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Money for the poor box.
1217
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
I wonder if you can grease
1218
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:00,000
the palm of the almighty.
1219
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
And
1220
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
fetch me a lobster
1221
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:08,000
and a bottle of port wine.
1222
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
How is Mrs. Bagwar?
1223
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Fine.
1224
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
And her husband?
1225
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
Commodore Sir William.
1226
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Commodore Sir William Bagwar?
1227
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,000
He's fine too.
1228
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:30,000
Now shoo before the shop closes.
1229
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,000
You never really burn your diary will you?
1230
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
To write a diary they say is to
1231
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
live life three times.
1232
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Once when it happens
1233
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
once when you write it and
1234
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
once when you read it again.
1235
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
I should like mine to be
1236
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:50,000
lived one more time
1237
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,000
after I'm gone.
1238
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Who knows perhaps
1239
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:00,000
posterity will judge me kindly.
1240
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:04,000
I shouldn't think so Mr. Peeps.
1241
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Fetch a lobster and port wine.
1242
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Don't think too long about it now.
1243
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,000
I've got a shoulder of mutton in the oven
78514
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Uighur
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof