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Why is she allowed to discharge herself?

I don't get why she can't just stay there.

I'm not a psychiatrist, but your mom isn't forced to be here.

She can't be kept there if she doesn't want to be.

We could stay at Uncle Jo's.

It's fucked up being with Mom when she's like this.

I wanna go home to Mom.

You can call us if there is anything.

Mom calls Dad every night.

Madjid. Two tunacado sandwiches.

Fredrikke, can you take them?

Okay.

Just tell Fredrikke that Mom is a lunatic,

calling Dad and his wife every night because she's fucked in the head.

Your Mom's here now.

Should we go? Take those.

- You got it? - I got it.

- Want me to take one of the bags? - No, no.

Why did I have to pick them up here?

- Who gave consent to do that? - You did.

The kids wanted to go to Joe & the Juice, and you said it was okay.

I hope Fredrikke didn't ingest milk proteins,

because she's allergic.

Shit. I forgot to check any allergies.

She isn't. She's been tested for everything.

Nothing here.

Can't find anything about allergies.

- Not a word. - How many times do I have to tell you?

She's not allergic.

Her mom thinks she's intolerant to milk proteins

and eggs and avocado and meat and wool and dust and

Edam cheese and English Setters, but she isn't.

We've tested her for everything. She can eat a tunacado.

I don't want to be responsible for any mistakes.

Where is this insane anxiety about making mistakes coming from?

It's deeply, deeply anchored in

me being the only sibling left alive

who can make my dad proud.

- Is your dad saying that? - No, no.

My ex, Marianne. She's a therapist, you know.

She was so annoyed at my fear of making mistakes.

You're a complicated guy. Maybe you should in fact see a therapist.

No, I don't have the energy.

But I'm actually dating a therapist.

- That should be enough, right? - Yeah.

You're 100% sure she doesn't have any allergies?

PERNILLE

How's studying going?

Fine. It just feels like it's the third exam in half a week,

but that's okay.

We'll clean this up.

Don't worry about it. I'll do it.

What's with you, Hanna? You look pale.

We've read about the digestive system, and it can make you a bit sick.

- But we're done now. - It's okay. I'm just a little tired.

See you at the Sauna Association tonight if you feel better.

- See you. - Bye. Thanks for having us.

- Bye, bye. - Bye!

Are you getting enough sleep?

I worry about you.

You're young and should have lots of energy.

You don't have a fever.

I just get this fatigue, like…

I don't know what it is, but it comes washing over me.

It's not like when I passed out on the metro.

But I think it could be hemochromatosis

or my metabolism or… In the worst case, it's cancer.

Honey, listen to me…

You don't have cancer. Okay?

It's very common to be tired. It's one of the most common symptoms.

What if I have cancer though! In my colon. Colon cancer.

Or breast cancer, like your mom.

It's super genetic.

Honey, I've been tested.

I don't have the gene,

so it's very likely that you don't either. Okay?

Okay. What's for dinner?

Cusk with kale and mashed potatoes.

Lots of zinc and vitamins and…

What's hemochromaostosis anyways?

A surplus of iron.

I won't make it to dinner. I'm having a few beers with the others.

Is that a good idea? You get really tired from drinking beer.

Beer doesn't make you tired.

Beer contains magnesium and selenium and potassium and

phosphorus and biotin and antioxidants.

You could even say it's a supplement.

- Hanna… - I'm not gonna drink.

- I'm not. - Okay.

It is summer It's warm at night

Liv is wearing the white hat

It's 20 degrees in the water at Katten

Surely, it's more than 18

Eat brittle ice cream or chocolate

Go for a swim at Frognerbadet

Okay, that's good. That's good.

I don't know what to do with that phrasing,

so I think we should…

We'll take 15. I'll think about it over half a lefse.

- Yes. - See you in 15.

Yes.

Cig?

Not to be rude but he is singing really off-key,

that colleague of yours.

My ear canals are itching.

You're no Barbra Streisand yourself.

No, but I thought I'd talk to him about it.

You can learn to sing in tune.

Don't. It's the last thing he needs.

He's fragile these days. Don't tell him he sings off-key too.

Okay.

Lars played squash with Kenneth yesterday, by the way.

- Oh? - He's feeling pretty down.

- Is he? - Yeah.

He picked up his toothbrush at my place.

He didn't seem down.

No, not Kenneth. He's totally fine.

Lars. He's upset that you broke up.

He likes Kenneth and worries they can't see each other.

But they can just hang out.

It shouldn't affect Lars that Kenneth and I broke up.

Okay? I'll tell him that, then. Good.

It's hard to find a good squash partner.

It's so much fun to see the progress in the tenor group, Madjid!

- You think so? - Yeah.

I just said to Henrik that I'm singing out of tune.

Out of tune? No way.

All the tenors are completely on the money.

Could set the town hall clock by you.

- Cool. - Yeah.

Thanks.

Shit!

Mom…

Oh my God! Are you okay, Hanna? Did you hurt yourself?

What's going on?

The hallway is fucking full of shoes. It's dangerous.

- Are you wasted or what? - No. I'm just a little nauseous.

For fuck's sake. That's not okay.

Sigrid is sleeping, and it's a school night.

What are you doing? This is not okay.

Just a bit nauseous.

Goodness me. Hey…

There, there. It's okay. There you go. Get it out.

Seriously, I haven't been drinking.

I tried to take a sip, but my body refused.

- I just couldn't. - Okay.

Stay home tomorrow, and I'll book an appointment with our GP.

This isn't normal.

At least you don't have a fever.

No fever, though?

No, no fever, but she looked awful this morning.

She says she didn't drink anything.

I'll come by later. Don't burden the public health system with this.

- Maybe it was something she ate or… - Dad, I have to go.

Sorry, I need to borrow Madjid.

An emergency with a suicidal mother.

Yeah, go. We're done here, so…

The ambulance picked up the mom, and psych is there,

and then we're taking the kids to their uncle.

- There. I think I've got everything. - Good.

Is Mom still in the bathroom?

No. She was picked up in an ambulance. Remember?

She's being taken care of at the hospital.

Did you call Dad?

Is he coming home, or is he staying with his new kids?

He can't leave Leipzig until tomorrow, so we're taking you to Uncle Jo.

A crisis team will come around to talk to you there.

I have to pee.

No, no! You can't… You can't go in there now, okay?

You need to hold it in a bit.

Maybe you can go to Baker Hansen with Madjid

and pee there.

Okay. Fine. You'll go with him, okay?

I'll clean up here. You can buy me a sweet bun, okay?

Can't you… See you in the car?

Come on.

I'm wondering if we should just buy toiletries and toothbrushes on the way.

Don't you think I know what it looks like in there?

No, don't go in there.

- Don't you think I've seen it before? - Peder, please.

I can't leave it like this.

I'll deal with it right now.

Peder…

You… You don't need to do that. Okay?

Yes, but… If you'd want to help me with something,

tell my sister how it really is.

Stop fucking lying all the time.

It didn't help me at all when I was little.

Why can't you just say it how it is?

"Your mom is crazy, and your dad works abroad

with his new kids. Sort yourself out."

Okay. We can be clearer with your sister. I promise.

But can't we take you to Uncle Jo now?

This isn't going to come out at all.

I don't work at a dry cleaner's.

Yeah, but… We can throw that one away and get a new one.

No.

Don't throw it away. It… It has sentimental value for me.

Okay.

Irony. I'm joking.

Just throw it away, for fuck's sake.

Okay.

- See you. - Yes. Bye.

Couldn't you squeeze her in between other patients…

If it's an emergency, call the ER.

Yes, I know. We will take that appointment, okay? Bye.

Are we looking at foster home placement if the dad doesn't move home?

Are you okay? You're so quiet.

I got a complaint from a client.

Apparently I use too many foreign words in my reports.

Huh? From whom?

The super racist from the Harry Potter case, of course.

But we get complaints all the time.

Yeah, but I don't like that my boss is complaining about my language.

However, Bjørnar B. Hansen has decided that we're going to have transparency

and be translucent and get clear feedback.

Does that upset you?

I got top grades in Norwegian, so yes,

I feel a little insulted that my own boss is saying

that my written language is too advanced.

It's a bit backwards,

but you know there are limits to what some of our clients can take in.

Hence the "clear language" act.

Or it's harassment. Remember the Harry Potter dude?

He kept calling me Erdoğan.

Yes, I remember he was playing Quidditch with his kids.

But you were exemplary in that case.

You knew all the Harry Potter references.

You know I was on a Quidditch team when I was younger?

I couldn't score, so I quit.

It's not the top scorers who keep the world together.

It's keepers and defenders.

What are the rules of Quidditch?

Don't ask. Just keep Sigrid far away from Katta High School.

They're the only ones who do that.

Were you Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff?

Slytherin.

Hi, honey. Did you go to bed early?

Yeah, I… I just feel a bit sick.

Okay. Did Grandpa come by today?

Yeah, but he told me to mash a banana and sleep it off, as he usually does.

I booked an appointment with the GP for you on Tuesday.

You can take a blood test tomorrow if you take a cab.

You should stay at home. You don't have a fever.

- Okay. Are you going to bed? - No, I'll sit here until you fall asleep.

HANNA DOESN'T HAVE A FEVER.

WOULD YOU GO TO THE ER ANYWAY?

AS LONG AS NO FEVER AND SHE'S RESPONSIVE, NO WORRIES.

DON'T BURDEN THE HEALTH SYSTEM WILLY-NILLY!

Mom.

Mom. Mom!

Hi. Did we oversleep?

No, it's just six. Where are my running shoes?

Six? Do you have gym class today?

- Why are you up so early? - Grandpa is picking me up quarter past.

We're doing four by four interval training so I can get better stamina.

Okay. Why?

Did you start a whole 5:00 a.m. morning routine or what?

- It's dangerous. - No.

I could only squeeze in extra training now.

- I need time for Amund and homework. - You don't need extra training.

- Grandpa is no Jürgen Klopp. - Where are those shoes?

Where you put them last.

- Please. - Okay.

So you don't think I'm a Lev Yashin?

No, there's just no point training this much

if you're quitting soccer.

I'm not quitting. I'm gonna be the world's best female goalkeeper.

- Okay. - I know I'm no Salah.

But I think I can become a female Jan Oblak.

I think I can fulfill my full potential as keeper.

Are those Grandpa's words?

"Full potential"?

I have a good vocabulary.

If you'd seen my homework, you'd know that.

You didn't want me to be involved when you started high school.

Maybe I said that before Christmas, but it's okay to change your mind.

Where are those shoes?

In the box with "sneakers" on it.

- Enjoy your practice. - What's the time, Mom?

Go to bed. It's only six.

Stay home today. Grandpa said you might be low on iron,

so I'll get some iron supplements for you.

Sit up. Toes and hands together. Flex your feet.

Arms above your head. Breathe in.

And sit up! Breathe out twice.

Look up and kick.

Roll forwards. Kick backwards.

The harder you kick, the more bent backwards you are.

Opening up chest.

Opening up shoulders. And kick. And kick.

And kick. And change.

Turn around. Into shavasana.

Dad. Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm just relaxing.

Resting a little.

Focus on yourself.

You have your yoga and your journey. Your neighbor has their own journey.

You can't complain about a dad who is so dedicated

that he gets up at five to help his grandkid

getting a regular spot on the first team.

I'm just wondering if I should draw the line at HIIT before 6:00 a.m.

That's what's wrong with your generation and child-rearing.

Kids are not made of porcelain.

And Sigrid wants this herself.

It's Hanna I'm worried about.

What if it's something? What if it's cancer?

We have it in the family.

Hey…

Breast cancer treatment today is very different

than when your mom had it, okay?

And unfortunately, we discovered it way too late back then.

I don't think it's that this time.

But if you or Hanna are even slightly worried, she will get a mammogram.

- Are you in that program, by the way? - Of course. They bring me in every year.

Good. Hey, look at what I've got.

Are you joking?

I'm not a pretend coach.

It helps having a uniform. It elicits respect.

Don't be scared of pushing gifted kids.

Look at Martin Ødegaard and his father.

Erling Braut Haaland and his dad.

I hear a lot about dads, but are there any grandpas?

Oh yeah? What about Klæbo's grandpa?

There wouldn't be a Klæbo stride without him.

No, that's true.

By the way, have I told you…

We're having a truck full of older people in the Pride parade this year.

Yes, you've said that many times.

Is it scary having all those frail people on the back of a truck?

Of course. That's why I've volunteered as health and safety officer.

It being dangerous shouldn't stop us from doing it.

If there is one generation that deserves to get

their own truck in the Pride parade, it's this generation right here.

I'm pretty proud of you.

Becoming an activist after turning 75.

- It's pretty touching. - No.

It's not touching.

I should have come out before so I could help

the generations after us.

I didn't, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't do it now.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Not everyone is made to be activists and withstand a storm.

No, but I am.

But I didn't, and I'm sorry.

I'm very proud of you, at least.

Hey, are you done crying over Kenneth?

Yeah, it's a bit weird, but I'm not so sad about it.

Stephen can help you set up a profile

if you enroll for Tinder or something.

You don't "enroll" for Tinder. It's not an association.

You're splitting hairs.

Very good, Hanna. Get in touch if there's anything else.

- I will. - See you. Bye.

Bye.

It wasn't ileus.

I'm so relieved. Good blood work too.

It's a defeat for me to get referred to a psychologist.

Why? Isn't it totally normal for your generation to go to a psychologist?

It's not a taboo.

I'm not a typical representative of my generation.

I'm robust.

I'm not one to lie down on the couch full of eating disorders and anxiety.

Don't be patronizing towards your generation.

It's good to talk openly about mental health.

Are you gonna call people who are in on that program?

Call the one Sigrid was so happy about when you two went.

Private. You'll get an appointment faster.

Yeah, but she's quite expensive.

My life and my health can't be measured in money.

No.

- Awesome, Anita. - You have to work it home!

- Come on, offense! - Yes.

No! Watch out, watch out!

Good, Lotte!

- Sigrid, watch out. - Come on.

Watch it!

Yes!

She's become really good.

Yeah, you know, more training does help.

Referee! Substitution.

Why is she being substituted? She made a save.

Just let me be the coach.

Let the coach be the coach now.

- Åge, can't you… - You too, Ole Johan.

We've talked about this. I decide.

Yes. I'm only supporting you.

Hey… Really good contact with the defense the first 20 minutes.

And you read the game so well. Fantastic.

BEST ON THE FIELD!

We should have extra training tomorrow

and do some speed training. You can take it, right?

You can recover when you're dead, right?

FROM FIND-5-FLAWS - GOOD - WRITING WELL AT THE MOMENT PLEASE DON'T DISTURB

- Dad says congratulations. - Oh, come on.

We're in the middle of feedback.

- I'll go get a hot dog. - Yeah. Get one for me too.

Your daughter has been progressing nicely.

I know, right? Defense will win you the championship.

Hi. Two hot dogs.

It's one of the things that can be improved.

Another priority is more frequent performance reviews.

- Do you need… - Be nicer to Madjid.

He's very good, so I don't wanna lose him.

What do you mean?

The last thing he needs is to get these

half-racist accusations from unhappy clients about language.

No. He asked me

if there was anything he could improve on,

and I said he could use simpler language.

I'm just saying. He has low self-esteem,

so he needs to be built up, not torn down.

- Yes, but you need trust… - I have plenty of trust.

We need to watch out for Madjid.

Sorry, I have to go. We have a meeting

with the dad in the suicidal mother case. Sorry.

Per… Pernille.

I take this job seriously. You have to trust that I have a plan.

Okay.

I need to talk to my wife, of course, and the foreign ministry.

This can't be happening.

What I'm most worried about is Peder.

He's cleaning as if the Devil himself was after him.

Yes, it's crazy.

It's not normal for a 15-year-old. They're supposed to be slobs.

Yeah, it's possible that he's developed some compulsive tendencies.

I'm no psychologist, but he has cleaned up a lot after his mom.

And he needs help with that.

Margrethe called a lot at night.

It just seems to me like…

It's more revenge than psychiatry.

Are you joining us for dinner or going back to Leipzig?

I'm not going to Leipzig anytime soon, son.

- Okay. - I promise.

Oh yeah? You've said that many times. I'm starting to get really…

Let's go and get some soda. Wasn't that what Fredrikke wanted?

Yeah. Uh…

I just have some of what you call "building of trust"…

and mending to catch up on.

So, I'll hear from…

From the family team in the next few days?

- They'll be in touch tomorrow. - Yeah.

- Goodbye. - Thanks.

- You can't park here. - Sorry. We're leaving now.

Learn the rules if you're gonna live here.

What did you say?

- Hey! - Don't worry about it.

It's not gonna do anything.

- Did you hear him? - Yes. Forget it. Okay?

A hundred thousand people went to see Karpe,

and a lot of people didn't.

You know what I think when that happens?

I smile patronizingly and think that I was the best kid in my class.

- Does that help? - Yeah, a little.

No one's gonna bust me for spelling errors or mistakes at my job.

It's important to me.

Sounds goddamn exhausting.

We don't have time to go home before choir. Should we go together?

- I just need to call Hanna. - Kebab on the way?

- Yes. Kebabs. - Let's go.

Hi, honey. Just wondering how you're doing?

Yeah. But you shouldn't Google. All right?

I've told you. It's dangerous to start Googling.