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- WA-CHA!
HA!
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- AND NOW DREAMWORKS'
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KUNG FU PANDA:
LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.
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[gong sounds]
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- * HEAR THE LEGENDS
OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *
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[scatting]
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* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP
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* NEVER SEEKING
GLORY OR FAME *
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* HE CLIMBED
THE MOUNTAINTOP *
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* AND EARNED
THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *
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OOH! AHH! YAH!
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* KUNG FU PANDA
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[scatting]
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* MASTER SHIFU SAW
THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *
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* AND MASTER THE SKILLS
OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME *
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* KUNG FU PANDA
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[scatting]
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* HE LIVES, AND HE TRAINS,
AND HE FIGHTS *
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* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE
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* PROTECT THE VALLEY
SOMETHING, SOMETHING *
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* SOMETHING,
SOMETHING ALIVE *
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* KUNG FU PANDA
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* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS
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SWEET!
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[traditional Asian music]
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*
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- [whistling]
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[metal jingles]
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- NOT A BAD DAY.
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- OKAY, GROCERY GUY,
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HAND OVER YOUR CASH BOX.
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- UNLESS THIS IS A BAD TIME.
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- GARY, SHUT UP!
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WHY WOULD WE WORK
AROUND HIS SCHEDULE?
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WE'RE COMING HERE TO ROB HIM.
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- I'M JUST SAYING
WE'RE FLEXIBLE.
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- YOU WILL NEVER
GET MY CASH BOX!
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AAH!
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[all scream]
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- OW!
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- OKAY, GROCERY GUY,
I WARNED YOU.
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NOW I BRING OUT THE BIG GUN.
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LIDONG!
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[ground shaking]
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- WHO DOES I HURT?
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- [gulps]
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- [swallows]
MMM.
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MAN, PATROL DUTY IS AWESOME.
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- THAT'S 'CAUSE THE SHOP OWNERS
KEEP GIVING YOU FREE SAMPLES.
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- SO?
I'M A PUBLIC SERVANT.
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- HELP! HELP!
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- SOUNDS LIKE YING THE GROCER.
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- OOH, HE HAS THOSE
DOUBLE-STUFFED LYCHEE NUTS
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I LIKE.
- OW!
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- COME ON!
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- HELP! OH, HELP!
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[yelps]
OH.
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- NICE GOING, LIDONG.
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KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
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WELL, I DIDN'T, LIKE, LITERALLY
MEAN KEEP AN EYE ON--
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CAN YOU--WELL...
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OKAY.
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- WE GOT TO HELP YING.
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- YEAH. WHOA, LIDONG'S
EVEN BIGGER THAN I REMEMBER!
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BETTER LET ME HANDLE THIS,
MANTIS.
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- WHY?
BECAUSE I'M SMALL?
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SIZE AIN'T EVERYTHING, BUDDY,
NOT IF YOU USE STRATEGY.
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I'LL CREATE A DIVERSION
WHILE YOU FREE YING.
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ONCE HE'S SAFE,
WE CAN KICK SOME BOOTY.
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- [grunts]
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GAH.
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GAH!
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- HEY!
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[softly]
GREAT WALL OF DOOFUS.
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DOWN HERE!
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I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
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[screams]
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- THE DIVERSION!
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SHH.
WE'RE USING STRATEGY.
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- AAH!
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- [laughs]
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HEY THERE, LIDONG.
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- HEY.
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- IT'S THE DRAGON WARRIOR MAN!
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- ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M--PO!
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- YOU HAVE SOFT HANDS.
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- I MOISTURIZE.
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[grunts]
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- [growls]
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- OW!
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- HANG ON, PO!
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- CUTE LITTLE BUG.
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- [laughs]
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THANKS, LITTLE FELLA.
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LET'S BLOW!
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- [laughs]
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- [groans]
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PO!
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PO, SPEAK TO ME.
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PO. PO!
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- [groans]
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- HE'LL BE OKAY.
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NOTHING HURT BUT HIS "BRAIN."
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- [groans]
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DID WE SAVE THE LYCHEE NUTS?
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- YOU'RE LUCKY
TO BE ALIVE, PANDA.
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- [sighs]
IT'S MY FAULT.
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LIDONG WAS TOO BIG.
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- YOU DID WHAT YOU COULD,
CONSIDERING YOU'RE SO...
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UH, GREEN?
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- I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE
TO TAKE THAT GUY.
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- HOW? LIDONG ONCE FOUGHT
TIGRESS TO A STAND STILL.
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- HIS SIZE IS FORMIDABLE.
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YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
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- YEAH, BECAUSE
I'M COMICALLY TINY.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING,
ISN'T IT?
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- A TRUE MASTER
REALIZES HIS LIMITS.
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ONLY THEN
CAN HE PUSH PAST THEM.
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- WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME
I PUSHED MY LIMITS.
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I'M NOT GONNA BE THE WEAK LINK
ON THIS TEAM.
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NO WAY!
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- TINY PEOPLE CAN BE
SO SENSITIVE.
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- MANTIS, WAIT.
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YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY.
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THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE
THE WEAK LINK ON THIS TEAM.
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- YES, I AM, PO.
WE SAW THAT TODAY.
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BUT I'M GONNA DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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- HOW?
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IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN JUST SKIP
DOWN TO MOSHU MARKET
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AND BUY SOME KIND OF NUTTY
MAGIC GROWTH POTION.
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
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MOSHU MARKET
DEALS IN BLACK MAGIC.
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- I DON'T CARE, PO.
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I'M TIRED OF MY SIZE
HOLDING ME BACK.
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I'VE ALWAYS FELT THAT
INSIDE THIS TINY BODY,
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THERE'S A PLUS-SIZE SUPER MANTIS
YEARNING TO BREAK FREE!
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I WANT TO BE
THAT MANTIS, PO.
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AND I'LL DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES.
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- [sighs]
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
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I-I GUESS IT COULDN'T HURT
TO WINDOW-SHOP.
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- OR COULD IT?
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- AAH!
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- I HAVE WHAT YOU SEEK.
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- UH, HEART MEDICATION?
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- YOU ARE UNHAPPY
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WITH YOUR SIZE.
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YOU WISH TO BE...
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BIG.
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- DIDN'T I BUY
SOME EVIL SHOES FROM YOU?
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- THAT WAS MY SISTER, WUPO.
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I AM LUPO.
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EVERYONE SAYS
I'M THE PRETTY ONE.
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BEHOLD!
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A GONG TAU POTION
OF POWER.
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- GONG TAU?
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WOW. THAT'S
MEGA, MEGA-DARK MAGIC.
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- I TOTALLY DON'T LIKE THE SOUND
OF THAT SECOND "MEGA."
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- SORRY, SPOOKY LADY.
WE'LL PASS.
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- SO BE IT.
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THANKS FOR SHOPPING.
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- HUH!
WHAT A RELIEF.
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DARK MAGIC IS TOO RISKY.
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EVEN IF YOU ARE
THE WEAK LINK ON THE TEAM--
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I MEANT--
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- OUCH, PO.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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[chuckles nervously]
WHAT I MEANT WAS--
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- KNOW WHAT?
YOU GO ON AHEAD, PO.
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I'M GONNA TAKE
A LITTLE WALK.
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- SURE, BUDDY.
SORRY.
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[snoring]
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DANCE, SHIFU.
DANCE.
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- PO.
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- [mumbling]
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- PO!
WAKE UP!
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- HUH?
MANTIS?
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AAH!
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- AAH!
- PO, PO, CALM DOWN!
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IT'S JUST ME.
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- MANTIS?
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- HUH? HUH?
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- BUT--
WHAT? WHO? WHEN?
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- I WENT BACK
TO THE MOSHU MARKET
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AND GOT
THAT CRAZY GONG TAU POTION.
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- BUT YOU SAID IT WAS MEGA,
MEGA-DARK MAGIC.
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I DISTINCTLY HEARD YOU USE
TWO "MEGAS."
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- I KNOW, BUT THE MORE
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
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THE MORE I REALIZED
IT WAS WORTH THE RISK.
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- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?
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AND BE HONEST.
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- THEN I THINK...
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IT'S AWESOME!
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- YEAH!
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- GUYS, GATHER ROUND
FOR AN AMAZING SURPRISE.
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- WHAT IS IT, PO?
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- YOU'LL SEE.
IT'S AMAZING!
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OKAY.
FIRST, COVER YOUR EYES.
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NOW OPEN THEM!
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- HERE'S MANTIS!
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- AAH!
- IT'S OKAY.
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HE USED A MAGIC POTION TO,
YOU KNOW,
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"BIGGEN" HIMSELF.
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- SO?
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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- IS "BIGGEN" A WORD?
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- CHECK IT OUT--NEW MANTIS
CAN DO AMAZING THINGS
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THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MINDS!
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- SUCH AS?
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- MANTIS, HAND ME
THAT THROWING STAR
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THAT I LEFT
ON TOP OF THAT AWNING.
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- DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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- RIGHT? AWESOME?
GIVE IT UP!
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- LOOK, IT'S NOT
A BIG DEAL.
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I JUST DRANK A FEW TINY SIPS
OF THIS GONG TAU POTION.
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- BUT ARE YOU PREPARED
TO ACCEPT
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THE CONSEQUENCES
OF YOUR DECISION?
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- CONSEQUENCES--
MY OLD NEMESIS.
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- [sniffing]
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WHEN BLACK MAGIC
GIVES YOU SOMETHING,
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IT ALWAYS TAKES SOMETHING ELSE
IN PAYMENT.
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- AW, COME ON, MASTER SHIFU--
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[weapons rack crashing]
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STILL GETTING USED
TO THE BIG ARMS AND STUFF.
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- ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?
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- I AM.
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- WELL, IF YOU'RE HAPPY, PAL,
THEN WE'RE ALL HAPPY FOR YOU,
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RIGHT, GUYS?
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- THANKS, EVERYONE.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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THERE'S A WHOLE BIG WORLD
OUT THERE.
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AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET
MY GIANT CLAW DEALIES ON IT.
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[rock music]
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- * LIVIN' LARGE,
LIVIN' LONG *
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* DOIN' ALL THE THINGS
YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO *
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* LIVIN' LARGE,
HITTIN' THE BIG TIME *
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* YOU USED TO BE TINY,
NOW YOU'RE LIVIN' LARGE *
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[scatting]
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* LIVIN' LARGE,
HITTIN' THE BIG TIME *
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* YOU USED TO BE--
NOW YOU'RE LIVIN' LARGE! *
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[all cheering]
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- THE NEW YOU IS A BIG HIT.
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SEE WHAT I DID THERE--
"BIG" HIT?
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- VERY CLEVER.
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- HUH?
CHECK IT OUT.
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THAT GRASSHOPPER GUY
GOT HUGE.
244
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,847
- IT'S ACTUALLY
VERY SLIMMING.
245
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,150
- UH, MASTER MANTIS,
HOW HIGH CAN YOU JUMP NOW?
246
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,853
- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
LET'S TRY IT OUT.
247
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:56,089
YAHOO!
248
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,925
- YEP. DRINKING
THAT GONG TAU POTION
249
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,827
WAS THE BEST THING
HE EVER DID.
250
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,729
- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
251
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,897
[laughs excitedly]
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
252
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,733
- I KNOW,
NEGATIVE BODY IMAGE--
253
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:06,734
UNNECESSARY.
254
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,035
- WHAT?
NO!
255
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:11,739
IF WE STOLE HIS GROWTH POTION,
WE'D BE HUGE,
256
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,040
BIGGER THAN LIDONG.
257
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,008
NO ONE COULD STOP US.
258
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,376
- DO YOU QUESTION
YOUR BODY IMAGE?
259
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,012
- GARY!
[stammering]
260
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:22,149
- 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
261
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,351
- COME ON, GUYS,
LET'S GO GET HUGE!
262
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:30,257
- [growling]
263
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,293
[scream approaching]
264
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:36,897
- [grunting, coughing]
265
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,298
OW.
[grunts]
266
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,834
NEW ME'S GONNA
TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO.
267
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,870
BETTER WALK BACK.
268
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,976
[breathing heavily]
269
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,043
[groans]
270
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,913
A GUY REALLY GETS TIRED
LUGGING THIS BULK AROUND.
271
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,181
[underbrush rustling]
272
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,383
- BUG.
273
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,318
- LIDONG!
274
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,087
KUNG FU LIGHTNING JAB!
275
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:08,061
- PRETTY SLOW
LIGHTNING JAB.
276
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,797
- YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED, FELLA.
277
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:12,065
HAND OVER
YOUR GROWTH POTION, NOW!
278
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,433
- [chuckling]
279
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,269
YOU CREEPS
WILL NEVER GET THAT POTION.
280
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,042
- WOW. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU, FELLA?
281
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,411
YOUR KUNG FU
TOTALLY STINKS NOW.
282
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,546
- MASTER SHIFU WAS RIGHT.
283
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,281
I'VE LOST MY MOVES!
284
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,820
[grunting]
285
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,826
- GOOD WORK, LIDONG.
286
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,963
- NOW WHAT?
287
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,098
- THE REST OF US
WILL TAKE A SIP,
288
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,934
AND WE'LL ALL GET
BIG AS YOU, MAYBE BIGGER.
289
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,936
HA HA!
WELL, DOWN THE HATCH.
290
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,104
[grunts]
291
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,572
WHOA, HEY!
292
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,974
LIDONG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
293
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:58,078
- NO ONE GET BIGGER THAN ME.
294
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,580
- WHY, LIDONG?
WHY?
295
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,116
- WHEN LITTLE,
296
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,853
I SMALL...
297
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,087
TINY...
298
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,023
DESPISED.
299
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,861
[laughter]
300
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,929
THEN...
301
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,098
GROWTH SPURT.
302
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,000
[laughter]
303
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,937
RESPECT...
304
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,973
FRIENDS...
305
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:29,142
POSITIVE SELF-IMAGE.
306
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,879
GOT TO STAY THE BIGGEST.
307
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,481
- THAT IS SO MOVING.
308
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,150
- QUIET, GARY!
WE'RE BEING BETRAYED AND STUFF.
309
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,019
GET 'EM, GUYS!
310
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,053
- [roaring]
311
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,055
- AAH!
312
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,326
- MANTIS?
313
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,461
MANTIS! WHERE'D YOU--
[gasps]
314
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,998
- [groaning]
315
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,138
- SHAKABOOEY!
316
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,174
YOU MESS WITH THE MANTIS,
YOU GET THE PANDA.
317
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,044
- [growling]
- OH, HI, LIDONG.
318
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,346
[chuckles]
OH!
319
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,380
- NICE!
320
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,515
- [growling]
321
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,217
- LOOK, LIDONG,
CAN WE AGREE TO PUMMEL
322
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,484
THE DRAGON WARRIOR TOGETHER
323
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,186
BEFORE YOU PUMMEL US
SOME MORE?
324
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,622
- I'M GOOD WITH THAT.
325
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,290
[Po grunting in distance]
326
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,359
- WHAT? THE CROCS?
327
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,331
PO!
328
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,037
OH!
329
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,280
I'M USELESS!
330
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,125
- MANTIS, DON'T!
331
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,326
- HEY, THAT'S OURS!
332
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:57,230
- IT'S THE ONLY WAY, PO.
333
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,399
[gulping]
334
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,237
HUH.
335
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,973
I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.
336
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,407
OOPS!
THERE IT IS.
337
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:11,411
[grunting]
338
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,981
AAH!
- MANTIS!
339
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,549
- [roaring]
340
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,460
- MANTIS, YOU OKAY?
341
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,129
- DO I LOOK OKAY?
342
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,998
- TAKE HIM DOWN, GUYS.
343
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,132
- [roaring]
344
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,635
[all screaming]
345
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,470
- NOBODY'S BIGGER THAN--
346
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,541
OW.
347
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,110
- GOOD JOB, MANTIS!
348
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,145
- HEY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD
AFTER--
349
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,119
CHECK THAT.
350
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,454
- WE HAVE TO UN-BIGGEN YOU.
351
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,656
MAYBE LUPO
HAS SOME KIND OF ANTIDOTE.
352
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,025
- GOOD IDEA.
353
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,226
OH--UH--
354
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,393
UH, MAYBE I BETTER
WAIT HERE.
355
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,294
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
356
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:05,365
IN THE MEANTIME,
KEEP A LOW PROFILE.
357
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,200
YEAH.
358
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,370
- GOOD THING
NO ONE'S AROUND.
359
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,671
THEY'D THINK
I'M SOME KIND OF--
360
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,541
- MONSTER!
361
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,077
[all shouting]
362
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,245
- STOP!
363
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,346
IT'S ME!
364
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,114
OW!
365
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,254
- HE'S HEADED FOR TOWN.
366
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,231
- SORRY.
367
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,699
[panicked screaming]
368
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,401
SORRY, EVERYONE.
369
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,569
SORRY.
370
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:46,306
[panicked screaming continues]
371
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,607
- WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIM?
372
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,409
- GONG TAU MAGIC.
373
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,743
- I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
374
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,712
- MANTIS!
- MASTER SHIFU.
375
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,082
- REMAIN CALM.
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT.
376
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,550
- WOW. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT A RELIEF IT IS TO HEAR--
377
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,518
WHOA!
378
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:01,754
NO!
379
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:05,458
- [groaning]
380
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,760
- WHAT HAVE I DONE?
AM I A MONSTER?
381
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,629
- LOOK!
A MONSTER!
382
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:13,433
AND IT'S ATTACKING
THE FURIOUS FIVE!
383
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,667
- WAIT. DON'T!
384
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,438
NO! STOP!
385
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,609
[roaring]
386
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,111
- FIRE!
387
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,313
- [breathing heavily]
388
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,451
AAH!
389
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:35,422
- I HAVE BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.
390
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,693
- ONE GONG TAU ANTIDOTE, PLEASE,
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY.
391
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,464
- YOUR FRIEND HAS TAMPERED
392
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:50,670
WITH UNCONTROLLABLE FORCES.
393
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,342
- RIGHT.
SO, KIND OF IN A HURRY HERE.
394
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,844
IF YOU JUST, UH--
- HE HAS LEARNED...
395
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,483
THAT A BIG HEART...
396
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,419
IS FAR MORE PRECIOUS...
397
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,524
THAN A BIG BODY.
398
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,659
- FANTASTIC LESSON.
399
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,860
SO HOW ABOUT THIS?
400
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,396
YOU GIVE ME THE POTION, AND I'LL
ASK MY FRIEND VERY NICELY
401
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,632
TO PLEASE NOT EAT YOUR HEAD!
402
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,401
- DONE.
403
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,916
- I DON'T WANT
TO HURT YOU GUYS.
404
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,318
NOW BACK OFF!
405
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:43,256
[grunts, groans]
406
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,394
[groans]
407
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,430
- [growling]
- LIDONG, NO!
408
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:55,368
- NO ONE GETS BIGGER
THAN LIDONG.
409
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,371
NO ONE!
410
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,407
[gulping]
411
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,916
[growling]
412
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:27,600
[roaring]
413
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,369
- ANOTHER MONSTER!
414
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:35,508
- UH!
415
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,481
- [roaring]
416
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,641
- MANTIS!
I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE!
417
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,842
SWEET BEAN CURD.
418
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,582
- I HAVE TO TAKE OUT
LIDONG FIRST.
419
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,889
- BIG BUG, BIG PHONY.
420
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,629
[all screaming]
421
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:34,567
- LIDONG ALWAYS
BE BIGGER.
422
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,536
- AAH!
423
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:38,871
- MANTIS!
424
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,374
- [grunts]
LIDONG'S RIGHT.
425
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,576
I'VE BEEN PRETENDING TO BE
SOMEONE I'M NOT
426
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:47,380
AND LOOK WHAT IT'S GOTTEN ME!
427
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:52,685
WELL, NO MORE.
428
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,021
ANTIDOTE ME, PO!
429
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,495
NOTHING.
IT DIDN'T WORK.
430
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,563
OH, RIGHT.
431
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,766
AAH!
432
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:12,004
- I'M BACK, BABY.
433
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,374
- DUMB LITTLE BUG.
434
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,543
NOW YOU'RE MINE.
435
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:21,581
[roaring]
436
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,651
[gulps]
437
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,428
[roaring]
438
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,623
[groans]
439
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,699
- OKAY, THAT WAS
DISGUSTING.
440
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,701
- GREAT JOB, BUDDY!
441
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,936
BUT, UH, NOW WHAT DO WE DO
WITH A GIANT LIDONG?
442
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,606
- NOTHING. I EMPTIED THE REST
OF THE ANTIDOTE
443
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,641
INTO HIS SCALY GUT.
444
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,921
- [squealing]
445
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,723
[squealing]
446
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:40,627
[all groaning]
447
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,762
- I KNEW YOU'D COME UP BIG
WHEN YOU HAD TO.
448
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:45,097
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
- YEAH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID.
449
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,099
PO, THANKS
FOR THE HELP.
450
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,635
- YOU'RE WELCOME, BUDDY.
451
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:52,839
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS
THAT NO ONE GOT HURT.
452
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,874
[all groaning]
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