Original subtitles

- WA-CHA! HA!

- AND NOW DREAMWORKS'

KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.

[gong sounds]

- * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *

[scatting]

* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP

* NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME *

* HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP *

* AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *

OOH! AHH! YAH!

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *

* AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME *

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* HE LIVES, AND HE TRAINS, AND HE FIGHTS *

* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE

* PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING, SOMETHING *

* SOMETHING, SOMETHING ALIVE *

* KUNG FU PANDA

* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS

SWEET!

[traditional Asian music]

*

- [whistling]

[metal jingles]

- NOT A BAD DAY.

- OKAY, GROCERY GUY,

HAND OVER YOUR CASH BOX.

- UNLESS THIS IS A BAD TIME.

- GARY, SHUT UP!

WHY WOULD WE WORK AROUND HIS SCHEDULE?

WE'RE COMING HERE TO ROB HIM.

- I'M JUST SAYING WE'RE FLEXIBLE.

- YOU WILL NEVER GET MY CASH BOX!

AAH!

[all scream]

- OW!

- OKAY, GROCERY GUY, I WARNED YOU.

NOW I BRING OUT THE BIG GUN.

LIDONG!

[ground shaking]

- WHO DOES I HURT?

- [gulps]

- [swallows] MMM.

MAN, PATROL DUTY IS AWESOME.

- THAT'S 'CAUSE THE SHOP OWNERS KEEP GIVING YOU FREE SAMPLES.

- SO? I'M A PUBLIC SERVANT.

- HELP! HELP!

- SOUNDS LIKE YING THE GROCER.

- OOH, HE HAS THOSE DOUBLE-STUFFED LYCHEE NUTS

I LIKE. - OW!

- COME ON!

- HELP! OH, HELP!

[yelps] OH.

- NICE GOING, LIDONG.

KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.

WELL, I DIDN'T, LIKE, LITERALLY MEAN KEEP AN EYE ON--

CAN YOU--WELL...

OKAY.

- WE GOT TO HELP YING.

- YEAH. WHOA, LIDONG'S EVEN BIGGER THAN I REMEMBER!

BETTER LET ME HANDLE THIS, MANTIS.

- WHY? BECAUSE I'M SMALL?

SIZE AIN'T EVERYTHING, BUDDY, NOT IF YOU USE STRATEGY.

I'LL CREATE A DIVERSION WHILE YOU FREE YING.

ONCE HE'S SAFE, WE CAN KICK SOME BOOTY.

- [grunts]

GAH.

GAH!

- HEY!

[softly] GREAT WALL OF DOOFUS.

DOWN HERE!

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

[screams]

- THE DIVERSION!

SHH. WE'RE USING STRATEGY.

- AAH!

- [laughs]

HEY THERE, LIDONG.

- HEY.

- IT'S THE DRAGON WARRIOR MAN!

- ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M--PO!

- YOU HAVE SOFT HANDS.

- I MOISTURIZE.

[grunts]

- [growls]

- OW!

- HANG ON, PO!

- CUTE LITTLE BUG.

- [laughs]

THANKS, LITTLE FELLA.

LET'S BLOW!

- [laughs]

- [groans]

PO!

PO, SPEAK TO ME.

PO. PO!

- [groans]

- HE'LL BE OKAY.

NOTHING HURT BUT HIS "BRAIN."

- [groans]

DID WE SAVE THE LYCHEE NUTS?

- YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE, PANDA.

- [sighs] IT'S MY FAULT.

LIDONG WAS TOO BIG.

- YOU DID WHAT YOU COULD, CONSIDERING YOU'RE SO...

UH, GREEN?

- I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TAKE THAT GUY.

- HOW? LIDONG ONCE FOUGHT TIGRESS TO A STAND STILL.

- HIS SIZE IS FORMIDABLE.

YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE.

- YEAH, BECAUSE I'M COMICALLY TINY.

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING, ISN'T IT?

- A TRUE MASTER REALIZES HIS LIMITS.

ONLY THEN CAN HE PUSH PAST THEM.

- WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME I PUSHED MY LIMITS.

I'M NOT GONNA BE THE WEAK LINK ON THIS TEAM.

NO WAY!

- TINY PEOPLE CAN BE SO SENSITIVE.

- MANTIS, WAIT.

YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY.

THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE THE WEAK LINK ON THIS TEAM.

- YES, I AM, PO. WE SAW THAT TODAY.

BUT I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

- HOW?

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN JUST SKIP DOWN TO MOSHU MARKET

AND BUY SOME KIND OF NUTTY MAGIC GROWTH POTION.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

MOSHU MARKET DEALS IN BLACK MAGIC.

- I DON'T CARE, PO.

I'M TIRED OF MY SIZE HOLDING ME BACK.

I'VE ALWAYS FELT THAT INSIDE THIS TINY BODY,

THERE'S A PLUS-SIZE SUPER MANTIS YEARNING TO BREAK FREE!

I WANT TO BE THAT MANTIS, PO.

AND I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

- [sighs] WELL, IN THAT CASE,

I-I GUESS IT COULDN'T HURT TO WINDOW-SHOP.

- OR COULD IT?

- AAH!

- I HAVE WHAT YOU SEEK.

- UH, HEART MEDICATION?

- YOU ARE UNHAPPY

WITH YOUR SIZE.

YOU WISH TO BE...

BIG.

- DIDN'T I BUY SOME EVIL SHOES FROM YOU?

- THAT WAS MY SISTER, WUPO.

I AM LUPO.

EVERYONE SAYS I'M THE PRETTY ONE.

BEHOLD!

A GONG TAU POTION OF POWER.

- GONG TAU?

WOW. THAT'S MEGA, MEGA-DARK MAGIC.

- I TOTALLY DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT SECOND "MEGA."

- SORRY, SPOOKY LADY. WE'LL PASS.

- SO BE IT.

THANKS FOR SHOPPING.

- HUH! WHAT A RELIEF.

DARK MAGIC IS TOO RISKY.

EVEN IF YOU ARE THE WEAK LINK ON THE TEAM--

I MEANT--

- OUCH, PO. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

[chuckles nervously] WHAT I MEANT WAS--

- KNOW WHAT? YOU GO ON AHEAD, PO.

I'M GONNA TAKE A LITTLE WALK.

- SURE, BUDDY. SORRY.

[snoring]

DANCE, SHIFU. DANCE.

- PO.

- [mumbling]

- PO! WAKE UP!

- HUH? MANTIS?

AAH!

- AAH! - PO, PO, CALM DOWN!

IT'S JUST ME.

- MANTIS?

- HUH? HUH?

- BUT-- WHAT? WHO? WHEN?

- I WENT BACK TO THE MOSHU MARKET

AND GOT THAT CRAZY GONG TAU POTION.

- BUT YOU SAID IT WAS MEGA, MEGA-DARK MAGIC.

I DISTINCTLY HEARD YOU USE TWO "MEGAS."

- I KNOW, BUT THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,

THE MORE I REALIZED IT WAS WORTH THE RISK.

- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?

AND BE HONEST.

- THEN I THINK...

IT'S AWESOME!

- YEAH!

- GUYS, GATHER ROUND FOR AN AMAZING SURPRISE.

- WHAT IS IT, PO?

- YOU'LL SEE. IT'S AMAZING!

OKAY. FIRST, COVER YOUR EYES.

NOW OPEN THEM!

- HERE'S MANTIS!

- AAH! - IT'S OKAY.

HE USED A MAGIC POTION TO, YOU KNOW,

"BIGGEN" HIMSELF.

- SO? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

- IS "BIGGEN" A WORD?

- CHECK IT OUT--NEW MANTIS CAN DO AMAZING THINGS

THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MINDS!

- SUCH AS?

- MANTIS, HAND ME THAT THROWING STAR

THAT I LEFT ON TOP OF THAT AWNING.

- DON'T MIND IF I DO.

- RIGHT? AWESOME? GIVE IT UP!

- LOOK, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

I JUST DRANK A FEW TINY SIPS OF THIS GONG TAU POTION.

- BUT ARE YOU PREPARED TO ACCEPT

THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR DECISION?

- CONSEQUENCES-- MY OLD NEMESIS.

- [sniffing]

WHEN BLACK MAGIC GIVES YOU SOMETHING,

IT ALWAYS TAKES SOMETHING ELSE IN PAYMENT.

- AW, COME ON, MASTER SHIFU--

[weapons rack crashing]

STILL GETTING USED TO THE BIG ARMS AND STUFF.

- ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?

- I AM.

- WELL, IF YOU'RE HAPPY, PAL, THEN WE'RE ALL HAPPY FOR YOU,

RIGHT, GUYS?

- THANKS, EVERYONE.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

THERE'S A WHOLE BIG WORLD OUT THERE.

AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY GIANT CLAW DEALIES ON IT.

[rock music]

- * LIVIN' LARGE, LIVIN' LONG *

* DOIN' ALL THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO *

* LIVIN' LARGE, HITTIN' THE BIG TIME *

* YOU USED TO BE TINY, NOW YOU'RE LIVIN' LARGE *

[scatting]

* LIVIN' LARGE, HITTIN' THE BIG TIME *

* YOU USED TO BE-- NOW YOU'RE LIVIN' LARGE! *

[all cheering]

- THE NEW YOU IS A BIG HIT.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE-- "BIG" HIT?

- VERY CLEVER.

- HUH? CHECK IT OUT.

THAT GRASSHOPPER GUY GOT HUGE.

- IT'S ACTUALLY VERY SLIMMING.

- UH, MASTER MANTIS, HOW HIGH CAN YOU JUMP NOW?

- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. LET'S TRY IT OUT.

YAHOO!

- YEP. DRINKING THAT GONG TAU POTION

WAS THE BEST THING HE EVER DID.

- DID YOU HEAR THAT?

[laughs excitedly] YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

- I KNOW, NEGATIVE BODY IMAGE--

UNNECESSARY.

- WHAT? NO!

IF WE STOLE HIS GROWTH POTION, WE'D BE HUGE,

BIGGER THAN LIDONG.

NO ONE COULD STOP US.

- DO YOU QUESTION YOUR BODY IMAGE?

- GARY! [stammering]

- 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

- COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO GET HUGE!

- [growling]

[scream approaching]

- [grunting, coughing]

OW. [grunts]

NEW ME'S GONNA TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO.

BETTER WALK BACK.

[breathing heavily]

[groans]

A GUY REALLY GETS TIRED LUGGING THIS BULK AROUND.

[underbrush rustling]

- BUG.

- LIDONG!

KUNG FU LIGHTNING JAB!

- PRETTY SLOW LIGHTNING JAB.

- YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED, FELLA.

HAND OVER YOUR GROWTH POTION, NOW!

- [chuckling]

YOU CREEPS WILL NEVER GET THAT POTION.

- WOW. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, FELLA?

YOUR KUNG FU TOTALLY STINKS NOW.

- MASTER SHIFU WAS RIGHT.

I'VE LOST MY MOVES!

[grunting]

- GOOD WORK, LIDONG.

- NOW WHAT?

- THE REST OF US WILL TAKE A SIP,

AND WE'LL ALL GET BIG AS YOU, MAYBE BIGGER.

HA HA! WELL, DOWN THE HATCH.

[grunts]

WHOA, HEY!

LIDONG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- NO ONE GET BIGGER THAN ME.

- WHY, LIDONG? WHY?

- WHEN LITTLE,

I SMALL...

TINY...

DESPISED.

[laughter]

THEN...

GROWTH SPURT.

[laughter]

RESPECT...

FRIENDS...

POSITIVE SELF-IMAGE.

GOT TO STAY THE BIGGEST.

- THAT IS SO MOVING.

- QUIET, GARY! WE'RE BEING BETRAYED AND STUFF.

GET 'EM, GUYS!

- [roaring]

- AAH!

- MANTIS?

MANTIS! WHERE'D YOU-- [gasps]

- [groaning]

- SHAKABOOEY!

YOU MESS WITH THE MANTIS, YOU GET THE PANDA.

- [growling] - OH, HI, LIDONG.

[chuckles] OH!

- NICE!

- [growling]

- LOOK, LIDONG, CAN WE AGREE TO PUMMEL

THE DRAGON WARRIOR TOGETHER

BEFORE YOU PUMMEL US SOME MORE?

- I'M GOOD WITH THAT.

[Po grunting in distance]

- WHAT? THE CROCS?

PO!

OH!

I'M USELESS!

- MANTIS, DON'T!

- HEY, THAT'S OURS!

- IT'S THE ONLY WAY, PO.

[gulping]

HUH.

I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.

OOPS! THERE IT IS.

[grunting]

AAH! - MANTIS!

- [roaring]

- MANTIS, YOU OKAY?

- DO I LOOK OKAY?

- TAKE HIM DOWN, GUYS.

- [roaring]

[all screaming]

- NOBODY'S BIGGER THAN--

OW.

- GOOD JOB, MANTIS!

- HEY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD AFTER--

CHECK THAT.

- WE HAVE TO UN-BIGGEN YOU.

MAYBE LUPO HAS SOME KIND OF ANTIDOTE.

- GOOD IDEA.

OH--UH--

UH, MAYBE I BETTER WAIT HERE.

- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

IN THE MEANTIME, KEEP A LOW PROFILE.

YEAH.

- GOOD THING NO ONE'S AROUND.

THEY'D THINK I'M SOME KIND OF--

- MONSTER!

[all shouting]

- STOP!

IT'S ME!

OW!

- HE'S HEADED FOR TOWN.

- SORRY.

[panicked screaming]

SORRY, EVERYONE.

SORRY.

[panicked screaming continues]

- WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIM?

- GONG TAU MAGIC.

- I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

- MANTIS! - MASTER SHIFU.

- REMAIN CALM. EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

- WOW. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A RELIEF IT IS TO HEAR--

WHOA!

NO!

- [groaning]

- WHAT HAVE I DONE? AM I A MONSTER?

- LOOK! A MONSTER!

AND IT'S ATTACKING THE FURIOUS FIVE!

- WAIT. DON'T!

NO! STOP!

[roaring]

- FIRE!

- [breathing heavily]

AAH!

- I HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

- ONE GONG TAU ANTIDOTE, PLEASE, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY.

- YOUR FRIEND HAS TAMPERED

WITH UNCONTROLLABLE FORCES.

- RIGHT. SO, KIND OF IN A HURRY HERE.

IF YOU JUST, UH-- - HE HAS LEARNED...

THAT A BIG HEART...

IS FAR MORE PRECIOUS...

THAN A BIG BODY.

- FANTASTIC LESSON.

SO HOW ABOUT THIS?

YOU GIVE ME THE POTION, AND I'LL ASK MY FRIEND VERY NICELY

TO PLEASE NOT EAT YOUR HEAD!

- DONE.

- I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU GUYS.

NOW BACK OFF!

[grunts, groans]

[groans]

- [growling] - LIDONG, NO!

- NO ONE GETS BIGGER THAN LIDONG.

NO ONE!

[gulping]

[growling]

[roaring]

- ANOTHER MONSTER!

- UH!

- [roaring]

- MANTIS! I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE!

SWEET BEAN CURD.

- I HAVE TO TAKE OUT LIDONG FIRST.

- BIG BUG, BIG PHONY.

[all screaming]

- LIDONG ALWAYS BE BIGGER.

- AAH!

- MANTIS!

- [grunts] LIDONG'S RIGHT.

I'VE BEEN PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE I'M NOT

AND LOOK WHAT IT'S GOTTEN ME!

WELL, NO MORE.

ANTIDOTE ME, PO!

NOTHING. IT DIDN'T WORK.

OH, RIGHT.

AAH!

- I'M BACK, BABY.

- DUMB LITTLE BUG.

NOW YOU'RE MINE.

[roaring]

[gulps]

[roaring]

[groans]

- OKAY, THAT WAS DISGUSTING.

- GREAT JOB, BUDDY!

BUT, UH, NOW WHAT DO WE DO WITH A GIANT LIDONG?

- NOTHING. I EMPTIED THE REST OF THE ANTIDOTE

INTO HIS SCALY GUT.

- [squealing]

[squealing]

[all groaning]

- I KNEW YOU'D COME UP BIG WHEN YOU HAD TO.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE? - YEAH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID.

PO, THANKS FOR THE HELP.

- YOU'RE WELCOME, BUDDY.

BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT NO ONE GOT HURT.

[all groaning]