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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:02,803 - WA-CHA! HIYA! 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:06,440 - AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,309 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,610 [gong rings] 5 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:12,613 * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:17,085 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,586 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,554 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:21,822 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,258 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,426 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:27,161 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:30,131 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:33,134 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:35,236 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,837 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,672 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,575 [scatting] 19 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:44,145 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:45,146 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,680 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,550 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 23 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:53,154 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,256 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:56,224 SWEET! 26 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:02,163 [flute music] 27 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:08,136 * 28 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,545 - SHH. [laughs] 29 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:21,582 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 30 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:24,385 SHH. [laughs] 31 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,720 [chuckles] SHH. - SHH. 32 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,689 OH, HEY. MORNING, TIGRESS. 33 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:29,890 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 34 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,725 both: SHH! 35 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,194 - MONKEY'S ABOUT TO PULL 36 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,863 THE BEST WAKE UP PRANK ON PO, EVER. 37 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,598 THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC! 38 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:38,632 - WANT TO WATCH? 39 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,301 - [scoffs] DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 40 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,535 OF COURSE I DON'T WANT TO-- 41 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:42,836 OOH, THIS DOES LOOK GOOD. 42 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,910 [ropes creaking] 43 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,780 - PO. [giggling] - MM. 44 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,448 - YOU'RE LATE FOR TRAINING! 45 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:55,616 - COMING! 46 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:56,917 [crash] UNH. OH. 47 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:01,889 [laughter] 48 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,594 OW! 49 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,928 - GOTCHA! 50 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,198 YOU'VE BEEN MONKED. 51 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,300 - HEH, HEH, YEAH, GOOD ONE. 52 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:13,801 GOT ME AGAIN. 53 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:16,937 LUCKY FOR YOU I'M NOT PETTY OR VENGEFUL OR--NYAAH! 54 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:17,938 OOF. 55 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,939 [whip] ARG! 56 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,274 - [laughs] 57 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:22,543 - IT IS SO ON. 58 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:25,846 - I DON'T LIKE IT, SHIFU, NOT ONE LITTLE BIT. 59 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,315 SUPERINTENDENT WOO AND HIS DAUGHTER 60 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,283 SHOULD HAVE ARRIVED BY NOW. 61 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,684 GOOD HEAVENS. 62 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:34,322 YOU DON'T SUPPOSE SOMETHING UNSAVORY HAPPENED TO THEM? 63 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,823 - I'LL SEND OUT A TEAM TO LOOK FOR THEM AT ONCE. 64 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:37,958 [crash, bam] 65 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:42,496 [grunting] 66 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,265 [both laughing] 67 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,266 - HYAH! 68 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:46,500 - OW, UNH. 69 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:50,271 UH-OH. OW! 70 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:53,507 - LOOKS LIKE THE MONKSTER JUST GOT PO'D. 71 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,643 - [groans] 72 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,977 - MONKEY, YOU OKAY? 73 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,879 - [groans] 74 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:02,483 OH! MY--MY HANDS! 75 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,519 - AAH! 76 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:06,854 OH, NO, MONKEY! 77 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:07,888 FORGIVE ME! 78 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,257 OH, MONKEY. 79 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,891 [pop] 80 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:11,992 - GOT YOU AGAIN. 81 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,794 [laughs] - NYAARGH! 82 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,996 [thudding, crashing] 83 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,265 - PO. MONKEY. 84 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,702 - MASTER SHIFU. HA. 85 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,671 WHEN DID YOU GET--WHOA! 86 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,373 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 87 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,007 - I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR. 88 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,011 THIS LITTLE PRANK WAR BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU MUST STOP. 89 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,346 both: HE STARTED IT. 90 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,382 - I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT. 91 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,550 I WANT IT TO END BEFORE ONE OF YOU GOES TOO FAR 92 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,319 AND DOES SOMETHING THEY'LL REGRET. 93 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,354 IS THAT CLEAR? 94 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,589 both: YES. 95 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,658 - SUPERINTENDENT WOO AND HIS DAUGHTER WERE SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE 96 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,394 AT THE JADE PALACE LAST NIGHT. 97 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,362 I NEED-- - WE NEED. 98 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:51,031 - WE NEED, BUT MOSTLY I, 99 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,733 NEED YOU TO FIND THEM, AND-- 100 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,735 - AND ESCORT THEM BACK HERE AT ONCE. 101 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,970 WELL, SPIT SPOT, OFF WITH YOU. 102 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,376 - [sighs] 103 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,845 - YOU HEARD WHAT THEY SAID. NO MORE PRANKS. 104 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,414 - NOT UNTIL I GET EVEN. 105 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,715 - BRING IT ON, PANDA! 106 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:12,486 - [panting] 107 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,787 - SOMETHING'S WRONG. 108 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,589 WE SHOULD HAVE RUN INTO THEM BY NOW. 109 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:16,790 - AH, RELAX. 110 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,360 THEY PROBABLY JUST STOPPED AT AN INN SO SUPERINTENDENT WOO 111 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:21,329 COULD YELL AT SOMEONE. 112 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,732 HEY, WHAT'S THAT? 113 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,701 - WHERE? 114 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:28,936 - BEHIND THAT BUSH THING. 115 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,604 - WHAT? I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 116 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:33,073 - LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 117 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,709 [rip] OH! 118 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,711 NO-OH-OH-OH! 119 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,347 - NICE TRY. 120 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,715 LET'S FACE IT, PO. I'M TOO GOOD. 121 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:42,950 YOU'LL NEVER GET EVEN. 122 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,084 - [grunts] - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHERE-- 123 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,421 - HEY, DO YOU HEAR THAT? - YOU CAN'T--I'M A BIG DEAL-- 124 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,121 - [exerts] - I'M A BIG DEAL! 125 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:50,991 WHY YOU--WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO-- 126 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,993 YOU GUYS STUPID OR WHATEVER? 127 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,095 WHY DO YOU KEEP ABDUCTING ME? 128 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,531 - FOR THE BIG FAT RANSOM. 129 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,433 WE'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOR MONTHS, 130 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,402 WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT, 131 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,737 AND THIS IS THEN FOR THAT. 132 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,706 - WHO TALKS LIKE THAT? 133 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,508 I'M A RANKING SUPERINTENDENT. 134 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,710 YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT AND HEAVILY FINED. 135 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,011 YOU HEAR? HUH? 136 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,448 - I FORGOT WHAT A WHINY BOY HE IS. 137 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:17,117 - HMM. 138 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,118 [tinkle] 139 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,120 - [shouts] 140 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,123 - THANK YOU. OUR MOM'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP. 141 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,425 [smack] OOF! 142 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,394 [smack, smack, thump] OH, OW, OH! 143 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,495 [thud] OH-HOOAH! 144 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,029 - WOW. 145 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,131 LET'S GIVE HER A HAND, PO. [whoosh] 146 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,468 - MONKEY, WAIT! MY HANDS ARE KIND OF BUSY. 147 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,836 [both laughing] - IT'S NOT FUNNY. 148 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,004 - TAK OH HYA! 149 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,772 [thud, smack] - OW! 150 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:39,773 - DAH! 151 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:42,710 - FINALLY. IT'S ABOUT TIME. 152 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:44,878 [ding, ding] - WHAT? 153 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,013 - HYAH! [smack, thump] - OH! 154 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,014 - WYAH! 155 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,850 [flutter] AH, ERM-- 156 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:50,851 AH. - OH! 157 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,586 - OOH, WAHO! - OH. 158 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:53,821 - HYA--UGH. - YAH! 159 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:54,888 - OOH. - RYAR! 160 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,557 [grunting] 161 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,693 - WOO. 162 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,595 - HYAH-UH. 163 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,499 - REALLY, GUYS? 164 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,134 - THIS ISN'T OVER. 165 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,969 - OKAY. 166 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,504 - HYOO-AH! 167 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:11,872 - WASSA! 168 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,708 - MAYBE IT IS. 169 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,444 [whoosh, whoosh] 170 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,446 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BUT--HEY. HEY! 171 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:20,047 GO AFTER THEM! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY. 172 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,582 - THOSE GUYS? 173 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:25,185 SCOFF. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. 174 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,488 - HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY MY FATHER. 175 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:28,288 GO AFTER THEM. 176 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,724 FOOL. DUNDERHEAD. NITWIT. [fading] 177 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,493 DO YOU HAVE CABBAGE IN YOUR EARS? 178 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,462 GO AFTER THEM! 179 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:35,195 [full volume] DO YOU HEAR? 180 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,697 - DON'T WORRY. 181 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,066 THEY WON'T BOTHER YOU WITH US AROUND. 182 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,201 - THEN I'LL DO IT MYSELF. 183 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,737 HYAI-OH! 184 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,739 OH, PUT ME DOWN. NOW! 185 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:49,477 - I'M SORRY, BUT WE HAVE ORDERS TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PALACE. 186 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:52,513 - PUT HER DOWN, RIGHT NOW. 187 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,914 - YOU COMING? - NO. 188 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,216 NOT UNTIL YOU GO AFTER THOSE PIGS. 189 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:56,984 - [grunts] 190 00:06:57,017 --> 00:07:00,087 - HEY. HEY! PUT ME DOWN, NOW. 191 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,154 [both complaining, threatening] 192 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:04,658 - WOW, SHE'S JUST LIKE HER DAD. MEAN AND BOSSY. 193 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,927 - AND SHE SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIES. 194 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,931 - YEAH, RIGHT? I HATE STRAWBERRIES. 195 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,235 - NEVER HAVE I BEEN TREATED LIKE THAT IN ALL MY LIFE. 196 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,571 - THEY SHOULD BE FLOGGED. TORTURED! 197 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,106 - I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 198 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,107 BUT IN THEIR DEFENSE, 199 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,142 THEY WERE ONLY TRYING TO GET YOU TO SAFETY. 200 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,911 - AND NOW THAT YOU ARE SAFE, 201 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,581 YOU CAN HAND OVER THE STONE OF LU MONG. 202 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:28,882 - NO, WE CAN'T. 203 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,150 THE PIGS STOLE IT! 204 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,886 - STOLE IT? 205 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,788 WHY DIDN'T YOU GO AFTER THEM? 206 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,156 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 207 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,858 NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A STONE. 208 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,560 - YEAH. - WHAT? 209 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:42,530 YOU NEED EVERYTHING EXPLAINED TO YOU BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING? 210 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,633 HUH? STUPID? HUH? 211 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,801 - THIS IS DISASTROUS. 212 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,269 CATASTROPHIC! 213 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,638 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 214 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,105 WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT THIS STONE? 215 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,776 - IT IS A LONG LOST SACRED RELIC OF THE LU MONG REGION. 216 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,211 SOMEHOW IT CAME INTO THE POSSESSION OF THE EMPEROR. 217 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,648 THE INHABITANTS OF LU MONG HAVE THREATENED WAR 218 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:01,915 IF IT IS NOT RETURNED. 219 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,084 - A LU MONGIAN DELEGATION IS ARRIVING 220 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,587 WITHIN A MATTER OF DAYS TO TAKE IT. 221 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,556 WHEN THEY FIND IT'S NOT HERE-- 222 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,824 - WAR! ALL BECAUSE OF YOU. 223 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:13,594 YOU AND YOUR IDIOTIC BUNGLING. 224 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,663 I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. 225 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:16,964 - VERY. 226 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,299 - [chuckles] THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A WAR. 227 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,301 TIGRESS PROBABLY ALREADY CAUGHT UP WITH THOSE PIGS 228 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,970 AND HAS THE STONE. 229 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,172 AND IF YOU'D SPENT LESS TIME YELLING AND TOLD US 230 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,574 ABOUT THE STONE IN THE FIRST PLACE, 231 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,141 NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 232 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,578 - OH! 233 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:37,751 - SHE TOUCHED ME. - OH, SHE'S GOT A LOT OF NERVE. 234 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,053 OH, SHE MAKES ME SO CRAZY. 235 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,990 - SHE MAKES ME CRAZY TOO. 236 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:46,660 ANYWAY... I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 237 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:51,765 - MAKES YOU CRAZY TOO, HUH? [chuckles] 238 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:57,605 MANTIS, I GOT IT! 239 00:08:57,638 --> 00:09:00,040 I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO GET EVEN WITH MONKEY 240 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,975 FOR ALL THOSE PRANKS. 241 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,777 - DIDN'T MASTER SHIFU TELL YOU-- 242 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:04,878 - I KNOW, I KNOW. 243 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,714 BUT I GOTTA GET EVEN WITH MONKEY. 244 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,616 THIS PRANK IS MY CHANCE. 245 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:11,018 YOU HAVE TO HELP ME WRITE A LETTER. 246 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,154 [writing utensil scratching] 247 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:17,224 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. READ THAT BACK. 248 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:20,894 - [clears throat] "I, MING, HEREBY ORDER YOU, MONKEY, 249 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,030 TO GO OUT WITH ME TOMORROW AFTERNOON." 250 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,031 [chuckles] 251 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,198 - YES! 252 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:28,235 - "DRESS IS EXTREMELY FORMAL." - [laughs] 253 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,171 - "BATHING IS MANDATORY." THAT'S AWESOME. 254 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,073 "P.S. YOU'RE PAYING." 255 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:36,677 [both laughing] 256 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:39,379 OH, MAN, HE'S GONNA FREAK OUT WHEN HE READS THAT. 257 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,815 - RIGHT? HE CAN'T STAND HER. 258 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,391 [paper rustling] - HMM. OH. 259 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,126 - [chuckles] 260 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,261 THIS WILL BE SO FUNNY. 261 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,897 HE'LL BE ALL YELLING, "NO, NO, NO!" 262 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,366 - YES, YES, YES! 263 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,268 YES! 264 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,302 PO-- 265 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,804 MING LIKES ME. 266 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,038 SHE JUST SENT ME A LETTER 267 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,240 ORDERING ME OUT ON A DATE WITH HER. 268 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,409 I'M THE HAPPIEST MONKEY IN CHINA! 269 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,945 O-WHOO-HOO! A-HA-HAA! 270 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,647 YES! - BUT, MONKEY, I THOUGHT 271 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,414 YOU COULDN'T STAND HER. - YES! 272 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:18,786 OH, WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA? 273 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,153 - UH-OH. 274 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,388 UH, MONKEY-- 275 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,724 - NOT NOW, PO. I HAVE TO GET READY. 276 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,292 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. SHE LIKES ME. 277 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:28,395 SHE LIKES ME! 278 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:34,735 - BEST. PRANK. EVER! 279 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,203 [smack] OOH! 280 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,306 - AWW! 281 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,744 [sighs] 282 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,078 - WHOA. YOU OKAY? 283 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,880 - [growls] I FEEL TERRIBLE. 284 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,916 I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TELL MONKEY 285 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,117 THAT IT WAS JUST A PRANK, 286 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,952 AND MING DOESN'T REALLY LIKE HIM. 287 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,420 MAYBE I SHOULD TALK TO TIGRESS. 288 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,188 - SHE'S NOT HERE, REMEMBER? 289 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,124 SHIFU SENT HER OUT LOOKING FOR THOSE PIGS, 290 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,026 TO GET THE SACRED STONE BACK. 291 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,129 I WOULD'VE GONE TOO, BUT-- IT'S MY DAY OFF. 292 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,897 YOU HEAR THERE'S GONNA BE A WAR? 293 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,065 - I MEAN A PRANK IS ONE THING, 294 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,235 BUT THIS COULD REALLY HURT MONKEY'S FEELINGS, BIG TIME. 295 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,237 I BETTER TELL HIM BEFORE HE ACTUALLY GOES ON THAT DATE 296 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,271 AND THINKS MING STOOD HIM UP. 297 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,139 - PO-- 298 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,440 - SHOULD I JUST TELL HIM, TELL HIM? 299 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,142 OR SHOULD I OPEN WITH A JOKE? - PO-- 300 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,144 - A LIMERICK? - PO! 301 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,079 MONKEY ALREADY LEFT FOR THE DATE. 302 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,148 - WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM? 303 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,750 - DAY OFF. 304 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,751 - [growls] 305 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,188 - OH. 306 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,160 - SHE STOOD YOU UP, HUH? 307 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,163 OH, TOUGH BREAK. 308 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,867 I ALMOST HATE TO CHARGE YOU FOR HOLDING THE TABLE. 309 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,769 - WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS? 310 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,471 SHE'S THE ONE WHO ASKED ME ON THE DATE. 311 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,007 - WHY ASK WHY? 312 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:51,879 LOVE, WOMEN, NOODLES. 313 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:56,316 TREE, SKY, GROUND. 314 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:59,787 I HOPE THAT HELPED. 315 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,195 - HEY. HOW YOU DOING? 316 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,331 - TERRIBLE. OH, PO. 317 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,266 WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO ME? 318 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:17,204 FOR ONCE, I THOUGHT SOMEONE ACTUALLY LIKED ME. 319 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,305 - I LIKE YOU. 320 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,808 - OH, IT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE. 321 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:28,215 [giggling] 322 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,417 THE GIRLS NEVER NOTICED ME. 323 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,385 THEY ALL SWOONED OVER MY BROTHER. 324 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,186 [giggling] 325 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,023 I TRIED EVERYTHING TO IMPRESS THEM, 326 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,925 BUT ALL THEY SAW WAS HIM. 327 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,026 [footsteps] OW! 328 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,093 [splash] 329 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:43,063 NOBODY LIKED ME. 330 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,367 [ribbit] [splash] 331 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,905 BUT THAT ALL CHANGED WHEN SHE CAME ALONG. 332 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:56,343 HER NAME WAS YA YA. 333 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,079 SHE WAS WONDERFUL. 334 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,215 WE DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER. 335 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:05,385 WE FELL IN LOVE. 336 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,221 I WAS SO HAPPY, UNTIL... 337 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:11,458 MY BROTHER TOOK HER AWAY. 338 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,226 I WAS DEVASTATED. 339 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,362 [tinkling sound] 340 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,231 AND NOW, FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, 341 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:22,569 SOMEONE LIKE MING COMES ALONG AND--OH. 342 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,205 LISTEN TO ME. WHAT AM I WORRIED ABOUT? 343 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,040 SHE MUST LIKE ME, RIGHT? 344 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,276 WHY ELSE WOULD SHE SEND ME THAT LETTER? 345 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,378 BUT THEN, WHY DIDN'T SHE COME? 346 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:34,247 UNLESS--OF COURSE. 347 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,448 THAT'S IT. - HUH? 348 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,285 - HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID? 349 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,953 - UH, LISTEN, I CAN EXPLAIN, MONKEY. 350 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,188 SEE, WE WERE-- 351 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,357 - SHE'S HELPING HER DAD MAKE PLANS FOR WAR. 352 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,993 - I--HOW'S THAT? 353 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,228 - IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. 354 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,130 OH, FOR A MINUTE THERE, 355 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,299 I THOUGHT MAYBE SOMEONE WAS PRANKING ME. 356 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,434 BUT WHO WOULD BE THAT CRUEL? 357 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,303 I'M GOING TO CALL ON HER... 358 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,139 GENTLEMAN MAN STYLE. 359 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:03,210 - YEAH, I--OH. 360 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,512 - YOU GOT THAT "I DIDN'T TELL HIM" LOOK ON YOUR FACE. 361 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,980 - I COULDN'T. 362 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,148 - SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 363 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,150 - I--[gasps]. GUESS! 364 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,151 - NOPE. DAY OFF. 365 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,119 - AW, COME ON-- - DAH! 366 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,922 - JUST--I JUST WANNA--BUT-- - JAH--CHA--NOO. 367 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,993 - YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER. 368 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,394 SHE'S JUST MEAN. 369 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,463 - NO, SHE'S NOT. 370 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,332 THINK SHE'D LIKE MY HAIR LIKE THIS? 371 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,267 [squeak, squeak] OR THIS? 372 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,601 - UH, YOU DIDN'T CHANGE IT. 373 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,537 NO, NO, NO, I'M SERIOUS. SHE'S MEAN. 374 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,307 I-I SAW HER HITTING SHIFU WITH A STICK. 375 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,309 - HO! HE PROBABLY DESERVED IT. 376 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,946 - UH, WHAT ABOUT THAT WEIRD UNIBROW THING 377 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,480 SHE'S GOT GOING ON? HMM? 378 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,183 - SHE DOESN'T HAVE EYEBROWS. 379 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,451 - IT DIDN'T WORK. 380 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:48,355 - UGH, YOU SHOULD JUST BE HONEST AND TELL HIM. 381 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,323 - EXACTLY! EXCEPT, NOT THAT. 382 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:57,364 - [happily humming] 383 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,434 - HEY THERE, MING. 384 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,369 - HELLO. 385 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,637 - HA. HERE'S THE THING. 386 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:09,042 I HAVE THIS FRIEND AND, WELL, HE LIKES YOU. 387 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,377 - REALLY? 388 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,046 AND WHO IS THIS FRIEND? 389 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,483 - WELL, HE'S A GREAT GUY, BUT KIND OF SHY. 390 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,686 AND HE'S ALSO A HUGE FAN OF FAKE BARF. 391 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,354 SO, UH, WHAT I WAS THINKING WAS-- 392 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,456 - I THINK I KNOW. 393 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,525 - YOU DO? 394 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,560 - OH, DRAGON WARRIOR! 395 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,296 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT'S BEEN, 396 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,498 BEING AROUND YOU AND NOT BEING ABLE TO SAY 397 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,366 HOW CUTE I THINK YOU ARE? 398 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,603 - MING, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT, WHAT? ME, CUTE, WHA--YOU, WHAT? 399 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,205 - IT'S MY FATHER. 400 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,540 HE WANTS ME TO BE JUST LIKE HIM. YELL, YELL, YELL. 401 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,543 WHILE ALL THE TIME I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU 402 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,512 AND GO LIKE THIS TO YOUR BELLY. 403 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,415 OH, SCOOSHY, SCOOSHY, SCOOSHY. - AH, HA, OH, STOP, NO, REALLY. 404 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,517 - OH, I LOVE THAT BELLY! 405 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,386 I CAN'T STAND IT! OH, YOU'RE SO CUTE. 406 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,454 OH! - AAH! 407 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:58,025 - THE WAY YOU SPOKE TO ME WAS SO...EXHILARATING. 408 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,226 - [nervously laughs] 409 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,529 - NO ONE HAS EVER DISPLAYED SO MUCH PASSION FOR ME BEFORE. 410 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,597 - WHAT? NO. NO, NO, NO. - SCOOSHY, SCOOSHY, SCOOSHY! 411 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,069 [kiss, kiss, kiss] 412 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,540 - YOU CAN'T LIKE ME. 413 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,541 NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT ME! 414 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:18,211 - RAH, RAH, RAH! KISS ME, FOOL. 415 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,180 both: MMM. 416 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:32,425 [thud echoes] 417 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,528 [squish] 418 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,465 - SO, JUST LIKE MY BROTHER! 419 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,402 - AH-- 420 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,740 - HYAAA, DAH! 421 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,642 - AH! [thump] 422 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,411 - JAH! [smack] 423 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,146 [thump] - OW! MONKEY-- 424 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,315 - HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 425 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,117 - WAIT, YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEA. 426 00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:01,221 - OH, SURE, I GUESS I IMAGINED YOU KISSING THE GIRL I LIKE. 427 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,090 HAA! - NYAH, OOH. 428 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,357 - HYA. [smack] - OOH. AH. 429 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,096 OOH. 430 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,433 - BOYS, BOYS. THIS IS ALL VERY FLATTERING. 431 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,304 PLEASE, CONTINUE. 432 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,280 - I DIDN'T KISS HER. SHE KISSED ME. 433 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,248 - IT'S TRUE. 434 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,583 HE TASTES LIKE EUCALYPTUS. 435 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:34,221 - BUT, IF YOU LIKE PO, THEN WHY DID YOU WRITE ME THAT LETTER? 436 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,655 - WHAT LETTER? 437 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,125 - MONKEY, PROMISE YOU'LL BE CALM. 438 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,793 WILL YOU PROMISE ME THAT? 439 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:44,297 - OKAY. OKAY. [exhales] 440 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,233 I'LL BE CALM. 441 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:52,139 - UM, MING DIDN'T WRITE THAT LETTER. 442 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,307 I...KIND OF...DID. 443 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:04,184 - WAAH-YAH! 444 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,752 [smack] - OOH! 445 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,820 I KNEW HE'D TAKE IT WELL. - TOH-AH! 446 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,822 OH-AH! - [grunts] 447 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,324 - DOH-AH! - OOF! 448 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,292 [crash] OH-HOO! 449 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,306 - STOP IT! 450 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,508 YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE. 451 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,178 HELP! SOMEONE HELP! 452 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,480 OH! YOU. 453 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,448 - HMM. 454 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,450 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED HER. - FWOO! 455 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,619 - IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. - FWAH! 456 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,787 OH, YEAH? 457 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,855 WELL HERE COMES THE PUNCH LINE. 458 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,324 [smack] - OH! GOOD ONE. 459 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,558 - WAA-TAH! 460 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,395 - AAH! HELP! 461 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,899 HELP! 462 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,769 HELP! SOMEONE HELP! 463 00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,273 HELP, PO. AAH! 464 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,741 - [panting] MONKEY, LISTEN. 465 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,943 OW. LET ME EXPLAIN. 466 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,945 - I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU. 467 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,448 - OKAY. SO HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT, 468 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,949 ALL THOSE PRANKS YOU PULLED ON ME? 469 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,384 I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET EVEN. 470 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,386 UNH! I NEVER WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN. 471 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,288 AH. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME. 472 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,694 - SEE? I TOLD YOU WE COULD DO THIS. 473 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,463 WAIT UNTIL THEY GET THAT RANSOM NOTE. 474 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,499 WE'RE GONNA BE ROLLING IN MONEY. 475 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,269 - OOPS. I FORGOT TO LEAVE THE NOTE. 476 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,471 - WHAT? YOU FORGOT? AH! 477 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,572 - WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME, 478 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,474 BEFORE YOU LET IT GET TOO FAR? 479 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,577 - I TRIED, BUT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT HURTING YOUR FEELINGS. 480 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,711 - REALLY? 481 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:44,251 - NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO GET THOSE GUYS. 482 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,352 - OH! 483 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,920 - I'M REALLY SORRY, MONKEY. 484 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:48,955 - DOOH! - HEY-AH! 485 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,261 HURAH! OOF. 486 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,929 - DAH! [whoosh] 487 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,431 - HUH? [smash] 488 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,733 - HAI-YAH. DOOH! 489 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:01,668 - OH, OH. 490 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,739 - RAH! 491 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,909 [wham] - DOH! 492 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,512 - WHY DO YOU THINK I WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE? 493 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,314 - HREE-YAH. 494 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,449 [thud] AAH! 495 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,450 - HUH-- - DOH-OH. [thud] 496 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,652 - THAT MAKES SENSE. I GUESS. 497 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,521 - HEY! GUYS! 498 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,722 I'M OVER HERE. 499 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,524 - JUST A SECOND! 500 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,625 MONKEY, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 501 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,427 I'D NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT YOU-- 502 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,296 - AYAH! [smack] - EVER. 503 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,964 - OKAY, YOU CAN RESCUE ME NOW! 504 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,301 - I KNOW. I JUST GOT-- - YAAH! 505 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,468 [thud] - SO WORKED UP. 506 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,670 - SERIOUSLY. RESCUE ME! 507 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:38,771 [smack] 508 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,473 - WE SAID A SECOND. 509 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,975 WE'RE DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT HERE. 510 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,477 [thud] [moans] 511 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:45,645 - DO YOU BELIEVE THOSE GUYS? 512 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,448 I SAID RESCUE ME, YOU NITWITS! 513 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,750 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 514 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,852 SHE IS KIND OF MEAN. - RIGHT? 515 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,487 - I FORGIVE YOU, PO. 516 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:58,358 - THANKS, BUDDY. - OOF. 517 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,359 [footsteps] 518 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,693 [smack] 519 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,562 - OH. OOH! 520 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,332 - RESCUE ME, YOU IDIOTS! 521 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,500 - READY? - YEAH. 522 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,572 both: YAAH! 523 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,507 YAH! - YAAH! 524 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,513 - OOH, UH, OH! 525 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,014 - AAH! 526 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,917 - YEAH! WHOO! 527 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,791 I'LL TAKE THAT. 528 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,395 - NO. NOW WE'VE GOT NOTHING FOR MOM'S BIRTHDAY. 529 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,430 - FLOWERS ARE ALWAYS NICE. 530 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,666 - YEAH. THANKS. 531 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,402 - THE PLEASURE IS OURS. 532 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:49,642 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE GOING TO LET THEM CARRY ME AWAY. 533 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,578 TO THINK I LIKED YOU. HMPH! 534 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:57,450 - SHALL WE GO STOP A WAR, BUDDY? - LET'S. 535 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,721 - [grunts] [crumble] 536 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:02,789 [boom] 537 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:09,662 - I AM PLEASED TO RETURN THE STONE OF LU MONG TO YOU. 538 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,632 - NOW WE WON'T HAVE TO DECLARE WAR. 539 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,601 LUCKY FOR YOU. 540 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,473 - BETWEEN YOU, ME, AND THE WINDMILL, 541 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,075 I THINK WE COULD HAVE TAKEN THEM. 542 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,545 - COME, MING. OUR JOB HERE IS DONE. 543 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,613 - YES, FATHER. 544 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,652 HMPH. 545 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,787 - WHAT DID I EVER SEE IN HER ANYWAY? 546 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,556 - PHHH. BEATS ME, BUDDY. 547 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,691 JUST AS LONG AS YOU AND I ARE COOL. 548 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,761 - THE COOLEST. 549 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:45,097 [snap, creak] 550 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,466 [whoosh, splat] 551 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,101 TEE HEE, GOT YOU AGAIN. 552 00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:55,542 - MONKEY! - [laughs] 553 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,747 [theme music] 554 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,782 * 35895

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