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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,638 - WA-CHA! HIYAH! 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:05,706 male announcer: AND NOW 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:10,178 DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,812 - [grunts] [gong rings] 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,682 * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:18,052 [scatting] 7 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:20,088 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,522 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:22,823 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,193 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,360 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:28,096 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:31,599 [scatting] 14 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:34,368 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:37,771 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME * 16 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,573 * KUNG FU PANDA 17 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:42,543 [scatting] 18 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:45,079 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 19 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,114 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 20 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,615 * PROTECT THE VALLEY, SOMETHING, SOMETHING * 21 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,283 * SOMETHING, SOMETHING ALIVE * 22 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,119 OOH! AHH! UH! 23 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:54,255 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,157 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,158 SWEET! 26 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,540 - YOU READY TO DO THIS? 27 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,809 - OH, I WAS BORN READ--AH! HOLD ON. 28 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,311 AHH! 29 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:18,646 JUST A SEC. 30 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,315 OKAY. I'M...GOOD. 31 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:23,884 both: STILT FU! 32 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:28,289 - [yelps] 33 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:32,160 OOF! 34 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,394 [yells] 35 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:37,431 - UNGUARDED MOMENT! 36 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:41,435 - OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! 37 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,177 - HIYA-- [quivers] 38 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:52,180 - I CALL THAT PILLARS OF THE OUCH. 39 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:55,316 - [quivering] GOOD NAME. 40 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:57,185 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HEY, YOU TWO! 41 00:01:57,185 --> 00:02:00,354 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STILT-WALKING ADS FOR MY SHOP. 42 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,423 I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO MESS AROUND. 43 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,924 - YOU'RE NOT PAYING US AT ALL. 44 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,293 - GOOD THING TOO. 45 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,195 - STILL NOT SURE HOW GUYS ON STILTS 46 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,429 HELP ADVERTISE NOODLES. 47 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,698 - IT'S HOW THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS WORKS. 48 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:13,701 NOW STILT-WALK, YOU MONKEY. 49 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,607 - [grunts] 50 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:23,444 [strains] 51 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:27,315 WELL, I MAY BE STUCK HERE, BUT AT LEAST I'VE GOT A NICE VIEW. 52 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:30,284 THERE'S THE JADE PALACE... 53 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:32,453 AND THE BAMBOO FOREST... 54 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,789 AND A CUTE GIRL, AN OLD DUDE, SOME BANDITS. 55 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,325 both: BANDITS! 56 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,359 - [kung fu shout] 57 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:42,830 - SHAKABOO-- AHH! 58 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:45,466 - OH, PLEASE, WE HAVE NO VALUABLES. 59 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,401 - YEAH? WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS? 60 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:48,569 - DON'T TOUCH THAT. 61 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,304 - YOU HEARD THE LADY. 62 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:54,242 HA! - YAH! 63 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,677 - WOW, SHE'S EVEN CUTER CLOSE UP. 64 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,247 - [growls] 65 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:02,683 YAH! 66 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:05,619 - UHH! - HIYAH! 67 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,490 - WAH! - AGH! 68 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:13,294 [both growling] 69 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:18,299 - HA! 70 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,837 - WHOA. FLYING GOAT SURPRISE. 71 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,506 - CUTE AND KNOWS KUNG FU? 72 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,740 - A LITTLE. 73 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,410 DON'T MESS WITH THE GOAT GIRL. 74 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,279 SERIOUSLY, DON'T! 75 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,414 - WHOA, WHOA, I'M NOT A BAND-- 76 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:34,682 - I'M JUST KIDDING. 77 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,750 NO, I'M NOT! 78 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:37,951 - OOF! 79 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:42,456 - MESS WITH THE GOAT, YOU GET THE HOOVES. 80 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:45,459 [romantic music] 81 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:53,467 * 82 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,704 - YOU ALL RIGHT? 83 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:57,738 - UH... 84 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,307 MY PALMS ARE SWEATING, 85 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,309 MY HEART IS RACING, AND I'M TINGLY ALL OVER. 86 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:02,343 I THINK SHE GOT ME 87 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,445 WITH THE CLOVEN-HOOVED, EXPLODING HEAD TECHNIQUE. 88 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:07,315 - UH, CLOVEN-HOOVED, EXPLODING HEAD TECHNIQUE 89 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,816 ACTUALLY EXPLODES YOUR HEAD. 90 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:12,453 I THINK MAYBE YOU'RE IN LOVE. 91 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:13,754 - LOVE? PFFT. 92 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,323 [chuckles] NO WAY. 93 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:19,427 NOT THIS PA-- 94 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:20,461 DID MY HEAD JUST EXPLODE? 95 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:21,929 I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE. 96 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,565 OH, WAIT, THERE IT IS, ON MY FACE. 97 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,900 - MY DAUGHTER AND I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH 98 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,470 FOR HELPING US IN OUR TIME OF NEED. 99 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:31,839 LU-SHI IS TO BE MARRIED TOMORROW. 100 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:34,775 - MARR--I SEE. [chuckles] 101 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,944 LUCKY GUY. ANYONE I KNOW? 102 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,347 - WELL, I NEVER EVEN MET HIM. 103 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,749 - AH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE ARRANGED DEALIOS. 104 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,352 - YEAH, PRETTY STOKED ABOUT IT. 105 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:48,756 HE'S CALLED "THE DRAGON WARRIOR." 106 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,391 [explosion] 107 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:55,095 HEAD DEFINITELY EXPLODED. 108 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,766 - WE ARRANGED THE MARRIAGE YEARS AGO, PO. 109 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,669 YOU AND LU-SHI WERE JUST BABIES. 110 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,371 - KIND OF A BIG DEAL. 111 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,539 SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING A GUY TELLS HIS SON. 112 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,975 - WELL, BACK THEN, MONEY WAS TIGHT, 113 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,944 AND DISHES WERE VERY EXPENSIVE. 114 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:14,114 I COULDN'T AFFORD TO KEEP REPLACING THEM. 115 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,551 - MU-SHI THE POTTER OFFERED TO KEEP ME FAT WITH DISHWARE 116 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:21,522 IF I AGREED THAT ONE DAY YOU WOULD MARRY HIS DAUGHTER. 117 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:26,494 [humming happily] 118 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,899 - SO YOU TRADED HIM FOR PLATES? 119 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,133 - AND BOWLS. 120 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:37,805 THAT'S HOW THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS WORKS. 121 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,974 - LU-SHI, GIVE POE HIS PRESENT. 122 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,443 - YES, SIR. 123 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:45,446 PO, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU LIKE ACTION FIGURES. 124 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,681 - [chuckles] YEAH, WELL, I DID. 125 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:50,551 WHEN I WAS A KID A LONG TIME AGO. 126 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,420 NOT REALLY NO-- [squeals] 127 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,522 - I COLLECT THEM TOO. 128 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,090 - IS THAT A MASTER SHIFU? 129 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,026 - THE MONO-BROW VARIANT! 130 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,761 - THAT'S THE RAREST ONE THERE IS! 131 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,564 - I KNOW! IT'S YOURS NOW. 132 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,466 OR OURS IF YOU WANNA GO THROUGH WITH THE-- 133 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,834 WITH THE WHOLE MARRIAGE THING. 134 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,168 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 135 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,871 JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, YOU'RE PRETTY, FUNNY, 136 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,940 GOOD AT KUNG FU, YOU LOVE DUMPLINGS, 137 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:17,578 AND YOU COLLECT ACTION FIGURES? 138 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,079 I'M GETTING MARRIED! 139 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,681 - WHAT? OW! 140 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:21,882 - YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 141 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,552 - MEET THE FUTURE MRS. DRAGON WARRIOR. 142 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:27,187 - HEY, THERE, FURIOUS FIVE. 143 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,188 WORSHIP YOU. 144 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,458 TOTALLY TRYING NOT TO SPAZ. 145 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,625 - I KNOW IT'S KINDA SUDDEN. 146 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,093 - EXCEPT FOR THE "IT WAS ARRANGED 147 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,562 FROM WHEN WE WERE BABIES" PART. 148 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,464 [chuckles] 149 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:39,767 [nervous sigh] 150 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,535 OKAY, NOW I'M SPAZZING. 151 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,605 IS IT WRONG TO ASK YOU TO SIGN MY BELLY? 152 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,474 - IS THIS A JOKE? - NO JOKE. 153 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:50,478 - WELL, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GETS TO PLAN A WEDDING. 154 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,045 CAN IT BE ME? PLEASE SAY YES! 155 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,715 - GO CRAZY. 156 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,485 OH, LU-SHI, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET-- 157 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:58,486 - MASTER TIGRESS. 158 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:01,622 OH, MY--OH, M--OH, MY GOSH. [nervous laugh] 159 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,624 I'M KIND OF A MEGA FAN. NO, A LOT. 160 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:07,094 SERIOUSLY, IT'S, LIKE, SUCH AN HONOR. 161 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:10,498 - HANG ON, YOU WANNA MARRY HIM? 162 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,600 - UH-HUH. 163 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,834 - REALLY? 164 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,936 - WHOA, TIGRESS. 165 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,838 NEVER PEGGED YOU FOR THE JEALOUS TYPE. 166 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,239 - JEALOUS? 167 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,508 YOU MUST BE KID-- - PO. 168 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,511 A WORD? 169 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,515 - I'LL BE WATCHING YOU. 170 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:30,017 - OKAY. I'LL TR--I'LL TRY NOT TO LOOK ALL... 171 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:34,522 OOH! AH, OOH. 172 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:37,658 ODD. I'LL TRY NOT TO LOOK ODD. 173 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:40,794 - MARRIAGE IS A BIG STEP, PO, AND YOU JUST MET THIS GIRL. 174 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,162 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY? 175 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:45,032 - WELL, WE ARE COMBINING OUR ACTION FIGURE COLLECTIONS, 176 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,133 SO THERE'S THAT. 177 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,537 - PO, IF LU-SHI IS THE WIFE OF THE DRAGON WARRIOR, 178 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:50,437 SHE WILL BE A KIDNAP TARGET 179 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,673 OF EVERY VILLAIN AND SCOUNDREL IN THE LAND. 180 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,608 - WOW, I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT. 181 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:56,610 - YOU'LL BE PUTTING HER IN GRAVE DANGER. 182 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:57,545 THAT'S WHY THE RULES 183 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,947 OF THE SACRED ONYX SHAOLIN ARE SO SPECIFIC. 184 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,683 - SPECIFIC HOW, SPECIFICALLY? 185 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:06,019 - YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW, DO YOU? 186 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:09,557 YOU'LL HAVE TO STEP DOWN AS THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 187 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,559 - [gasps] 188 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:16,664 - WHAT? 189 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,799 GIVE UP BEING THE DRAGON WARRIOR OR GIVE UP LU-SHI? 190 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,167 I CAN'T DO THAT. 191 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,002 - WHICH ONE? - EITHER! 192 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,971 BEING DRAGON WARRIOR IS THE GREATEST. 193 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,072 I'D NEVER GIVE THAT UP. 194 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:29,577 UNLESS, WHAT IF LU-SHI IS MY ONE SHOT AT HAPPINESS? 195 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,178 I DON'T WANNA WIND UP OLD, SAD, AND ALONE 196 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:34,247 LIKE MY DAD OR YO-- UH... 197 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:37,618 IT'S JUST, UH, WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING THIS AWESOME LIFE 198 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,621 IF I'VE GOT NO ONE TO SHARE IT WITH? 199 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:43,156 - [sighs] IT'S YOUR DECISION, PO. 200 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,858 NO ONE ELSE CAN MAKE IT FOR YOU. 201 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,827 - ARE YOU SURE? 'CAUSE I'D REALLY RATHER 202 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,162 YOU JUST TOLD ME WHAT TO DO, AND I'D GO ALONG WITH IT. 203 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,999 - THE DRAGON WARRIOR FOLLOWS HIS HEART. 204 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:56,937 THE DRAGON WARRIOR DOES NOT LET OTHERS MAKE UP HIS MIND. 205 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:06,714 - GAH! 206 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:11,885 - [kung fu shouts] 207 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,120 CRANE WANTS TO MEET WITH US LATER 208 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,022 TO GO OVER THE SEATING CHART AND-- 209 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,757 PO, ARE YOU OKAY? 210 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:17,625 - HUH? 211 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,628 OH, UH, YEAH, YEAH. 212 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,663 SORRY. 213 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:23,764 - HIYAH! 214 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:26,767 [gasps] YOU'RE HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS. 215 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:30,103 - WHAT? NO WAY. KIND OF. 216 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,640 I MEAN, LOOK, MEETING YOU WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING 217 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,674 THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME SINCE-- 218 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:38,111 SINCE I BECAME THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 219 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,213 - DO WHAT YOUR HEART TELLS YOU, PO. 220 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,649 DON'T LET ME SWAY YOU. 221 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,817 - OOF! 222 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,887 BUT IT'S ALL HAPPENING SO FAST. 223 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,757 - AS DRAGON WARRIOR, YOU SACRIFICE SO MUCH 224 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:53,126 TO PROTECT THE VALLEY OF PEACE, PO. 225 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,662 BUT TO RUN FROM TRUE LOVE 226 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,664 WOULD BE LIKE RUNNING FROM A GREAT BATTLE. 227 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:59,967 WE'D ALWAYS WONDER, WHAT IF? 228 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,069 - HUH. 229 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,939 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 230 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:14,147 - HMM. 231 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,650 - WE'LL PUT THE BRIDE'S GUESTS OVER HERE, 232 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:19,319 BUT IF IT'S LOPSIDED, WE CAN SPREAD THE FIGHT DUMMIES AROUND. 233 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,855 - SO HE'S GOING THROUGH WITH THE WEDDING FOR SURE? 234 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,857 - NOT FOR SURE, BUT DON'T TELL CRANE, 235 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,693 OR YOU'LL CRUSH HIS DREAMS-- 236 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:26,660 - NO, NO, NO! 237 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:29,329 YOU'RE USING TOO MANY FLOWERS IN ONE SPOT! 238 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,833 SPREAD THE BLOSSOMS, AND SPREAD THE... 239 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,001 [all shout] 240 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,302 JOY. 241 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,437 - YOU MIGHT WANNA REINFORCE THAT LATTICE. 242 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,172 - HUH. - JUST SAYING. 243 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:43,143 - I DON'T WANNA SPEND MY LIFE WONDERING, WHAT IF? 244 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,679 SO I'M GONNA MARRY LU-SHI 245 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,314 AND GIVE UP BEING THE DRAGON WARRIOR 246 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,783 OR NOT DO THAT. 247 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,218 - [sighs] PO. 248 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,153 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 249 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,755 OKAY, I'VE DECIDED. 250 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,157 I'M...GETTING MARRIED. 251 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,326 UNLESS YOU THINK-- - CONGRATULATIONS, PANDA. 252 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,460 I'M PROUD OF YOU, 253 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,730 AND I WISH YOU ALL THE HAPPINESS 254 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,899 IN THE WORLD. 255 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:24,184 - PO MUST REALLY LOVE YOU TO GIVE UP BEING DRAGON WARRIOR. 256 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,352 - TIGRESS. 257 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,888 - I GUESS YOU MUST REALLY LOVE HIM TOO. 258 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:31,058 - I...CARE FOR PO. 259 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,192 - CARE FOR HIM? 260 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,394 OR USING HIM? 261 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,763 HIYAH! 262 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,831 WHO IS THIS? 263 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,768 - I-IT'S NOT WHAT YOU-- - OOF! 264 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,039 - WALK AWAY, LADY. 265 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,375 TOTALLY FACING OFF WITH MASTER TIGRESS. 266 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,110 SO COOL! 267 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,913 TIGRESS, I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU. 268 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,783 - TRUST ME, YOU WON'T. 269 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,785 [kung fu shouts] 270 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,186 - TIGRESS, STOP! 271 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,520 - STAY OUT OF THIS, PANDA. 272 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,890 THIS IS HOW GIRLS DISCUSS THINGS. 273 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:06,193 - TIGRESS, I KNOW YOU'VE CRIED YOUR LITTLE EYES OUT 274 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,796 THAT YOU AND I AREN'T TOGETHER. - WHAT? 275 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:09,930 - DON'T BE A HERO. 276 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,833 SEE, THERE'S A TEAR RIGHT TH--NO. 277 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,836 WOW, DO YOU EVER BLINK? - [growls] 278 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,137 - LOOK, WHAT YOU AND I HAD 279 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,972 WAS JUST A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. 280 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:19,973 - HAD? 281 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,909 - PAST TENSE. 282 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,210 IT'S A GRAMMAR THING. LOOK IT UP. 283 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,878 LU-SHI, ARE YOU HURT? 284 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,379 - BUT, PO, SHE IS-- 285 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,916 - TIGRESS, STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF 286 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,151 WITH YOUR JEALOUSY JEALOUS BEHAVIOR. 287 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:35,956 THIS IS MY LIFE, AND I NEED TO START LIVING IT FOR ME. 288 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,830 - GREAT JOB FIXING THE LATTICE, CRANE. 289 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,232 - REINFORCED AND READY FOR ACTION. 290 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,100 YAH! NO TOUCHIES. 291 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:50,103 - CRANE, EVER THINK OF A SECOND CAREER AS A WEDDING PLANNER? 292 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,072 - NO, NO, NO. [chuckles] 293 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,843 WHY, YOU THINKING OF TYING THE KNOT? 294 00:12:55,843 --> 00:13:00,113 - [inhales deeply] 295 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,950 - PO, I-- - DON'T MAKE A SCENE, TIGRESS. 296 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,852 I'VE MADE MY DECISION, KIND OF. 297 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,954 AND IT'S THE RIGHT ONE. POSSIBLY. 298 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,123 - I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY. 299 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,458 YOU WERE RIGHT. 300 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,493 - YOU ARE JEALOUS. 301 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,328 - Y--NO! 302 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,097 NO, YOU--I-- 303 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,167 IT IS YOUR LIFE, PO, 304 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:24,504 AND I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE BEST, FRIEND. 305 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:27,875 - PLACES, PEOPLE! 306 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,977 THE SUN IS CASTING DAPPLED LIGHT ON THE ALTAR. 307 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,378 DAPPLED LIGHT! 308 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,881 MOVE IT! 309 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,486 AH-- MM-HMM. 310 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,630 [plays cheerful tune] 311 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:58,505 * 312 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:02,109 - [cries] 313 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,172 - DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY 314 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,608 TO JOIN PO AND LU-SHI, WHO PRETTY MUCH JUST MET, 315 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,211 IN THE SACRED BONDS OF MATRIMONY. 316 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,381 LU-SHI, DO YOU TAKE PO AS YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND 317 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,315 IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE RULES 318 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,284 GOVERNING THIS QUICKIE MARRIAGE CEREMONY? 319 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,086 - I DO. 320 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:46,954 - UH-HUH. 321 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,622 AND PO, DO YOU, FLOOBITY DOOBITY DOO, 322 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:53,026 LU-SHI AND RENOUNCE BEING THE DRAGON WARRIOR? 323 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:05,005 - PO? 324 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,539 - WUH-OH. 325 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,641 - WE'RE LOSING THE DAPPLED LIGHT! 326 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,277 - PO? 327 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,981 - UH, WELL... 328 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,448 - PO? 329 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,117 - UH, IT'S NOT-- IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO, 330 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,319 BUT--BUT--BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT AND-- 331 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,721 - WAIT? WE CAN'T WAIT. 332 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,624 IF WE DON'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW, HE'LL--HE'LL-- 333 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,026 - HE'LL WHAT? TO WHO? 334 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,627 WHO'S "HE"? 335 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,563 - OH, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. GET ON WITH IT! 336 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:34,001 MARRY MY DAUGHTER AND STEP DOWN AS DRAGON WARRIOR, YOU NINNY! 337 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,402 - BUT I-- - ENOUGH! 338 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,469 - BUT I-- - GO ON! 339 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:40,307 - I'M JUST NOT-- 340 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,111 - WELL, IT-- WELL, IT JUST--THAT--WELL-- 341 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,579 [laughs] HER SAFETY IS INVOLVED, 342 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,116 AND--AND HER WELL-BEING AND--AND-- 343 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:53,320 OH, BOO. 344 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,321 - JUNJIE! 345 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,123 [all gasp] 346 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,158 - OH... [gasps] YOURSELVES. 347 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,060 WITH THE DRAGON WARRIOR GONE, 348 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:04,031 I HAD INTENDED TO FINALLY SEIZE THE JADE PALACE FOR MYSELF. 349 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,198 THERE, HAPPY? 350 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,433 - NOT REALLY. 351 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,101 - WHAT? WAIT. 352 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,203 LU-SHI, YOU-- YOU BETRAYED ME? 353 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,072 - PO, I-- 354 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,041 - YOU'RE GOING DOWN, JUNJIE. 355 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,475 - NO, NOT JUST YET. 356 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:21,148 THE HAPPY COUPLE HAVEN'T OPENED THEIR PRESENTS. 357 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,549 - [whimpers] 358 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:30,557 - IT WAS ALL A LIE? 359 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,192 - YES. 360 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,361 BUT, PO, I HAD TO, YOU SEE-- 361 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,696 - YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH, GIRL. 362 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:39,399 AND NOW TO PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR FAILURE. 363 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,568 - HA! 364 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,070 NONE OF YOU ARE GOING ANYWHERE. 365 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,171 TAKE THEM! 366 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,239 - WEDDING BRAWL! AWESOME! 367 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:51,078 [all shout] 368 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:55,748 [guests scream] 369 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,084 - NO, THAT'S A RENTAL! 370 00:16:57,084 --> 00:17:03,090 [grunting] 371 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,091 - YAH! 372 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:07,094 - NOT THE CENTERPIECE! HEY! 373 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:13,100 [grunting and shouting] 374 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,240 - I SO LOVE SEEING YOU WITH EGG ON YOUR FACE, SHIFU. 375 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,541 - WAH! 376 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,111 - OH, MY CAKE! - OOH! 377 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,414 [groans] 378 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,249 - WELL, AT LEAST THE LATTICE IS STILL-- 379 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,252 UGH! 380 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:35,388 [all groan] 381 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,257 [strained grunting] 382 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,126 - WE'D LOVE TO STAY FOR THE RECEPTION, 383 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,128 BUT WE HAVE SOMEPLACE TO BE. 384 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:44,131 - I'M SORRY, PO. I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. 385 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,399 - WHAT'S THIS? - JUNJIE'S HOLDING HIM HOSTAGE. 386 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,701 THAT'S WHY I DID ALL OF THIS. 387 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,671 - WHAT? 388 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,377 - UH, PO, DON'T. 389 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,547 THERE'S NO POINT NOW AND-- 390 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,650 - IS THIS LU-SHI'S... BOYFRIEND? 391 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,818 SHE HAS A-A BOYFRIEND? 392 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,455 THERE'S A BOYFRIEND! - PANDA, SNAP OUT OF IT. 393 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,157 LU-SHI NEEDS YOU. 394 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:14,161 IF YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, YOU ARE THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 395 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,166 - YES. 396 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,168 YES, I AM. 397 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,336 AND THE DRAGON WARRIOR DOESN'T LET A BROKEN HEART 398 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:27,907 GET IN THE WAY OF HELPING THOSE IN NEED. 399 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:32,179 - WE, ACTUALLY, ARE IN NEED. 400 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,514 - [grunts] 401 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,516 - NO, PLEASE, JUNJIE. 402 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,418 LET HIM GO! 403 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,686 - I PLAN TO. 404 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:43,590 RIGHT INTO THE FIRE. 405 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,259 - YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T HURT HIM IF I DID WHAT YOU WANTED. 406 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,328 - YES, BUT YOU FAILED. 407 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:51,864 I MAY BE WILY AND DISHONEST, BUT I DO KEEP A PROMISE. 408 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,267 - HA! 409 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,502 - PO! 410 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:59,772 - JUNJIE, LET LU-SHI'S...FRIEND GO. 411 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:03,210 - FINE. 412 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,945 - [gasps] 413 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,748 - NO! 414 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,921 - HA! WA-TA! 415 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:23,230 [whimpers] 416 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:26,333 [yelps] 417 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,735 I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS. 418 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,370 - NO, NOT IF I CAN HELP IT. 419 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,240 I WON A MEDAL IN STILT FIGHTING YEARS AGO. 420 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:44,317 - HA! WHOA! 421 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,864 - OOH! 422 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,532 [yelps] 423 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,568 - OW! OOH! 424 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,574 [yelps] 425 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,614 - [screams] 426 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:15,615 - HA! 427 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,550 - WA-TA! 428 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:21,721 [yelps] 429 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,623 HUH? 430 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:27,627 [screams] 431 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,695 OOF! [sizzles] 432 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,398 [screams] 433 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,333 - [gasps] 434 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,274 - [strained grunts] 435 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,353 AHH! 436 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,962 - [groans] 437 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,964 - PILLARS OF THE OUCH. 438 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:09,936 - [quivering] GOOD N-N-NAME. 439 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,441 OOF. 440 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,944 - PO, SAVE SHAO! 441 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,613 - [gasps and screams] - GOTCHA! 442 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,516 - [whimpering] 443 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,017 - WOW. 444 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,787 THOSE MUSCLES ARE VERY DEFINED. 445 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,789 - THANKS. I DON'T EVEN WORK OUT. 446 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,023 - FIGURES. 447 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:35,528 WHOA! 448 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:36,863 - [grunts] 449 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:40,500 - [screams] 450 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,734 TIGRESS! 451 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,671 - I WAS ABLE TO GET FREE, JUST IN TIME, BY THE LOOKS OF IT. 452 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,374 - YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GIVE UP ON US, ARE YOU? 453 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,475 OOF! 454 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:52,044 - IN YOUR DREAMS, PANDA. 455 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:55,014 - SHAO, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 456 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,721 - [sighs] 457 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,394 - PO, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING MY BROTHER. 458 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:12,399 - YOUR BROTHER? 459 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:13,866 YOUR BROTHER? 460 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,502 I THOUGHT HE WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND. 461 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:18,538 - GROSS, BUD. - [laughs] 462 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,139 - OOF! 463 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,443 [chuckles] 464 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,647 - OH, PO. 465 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,417 MAYBE NOW THAT THIS IS ALL OVER... 466 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:33,553 - [sighs] I CAN'T MARRY YOU, LU-SHI. 467 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,154 SO LONG AS THERE ARE EVILDOERS 468 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,590 LIKE JUNJIE THREATENING THE VALLEY OF PEACE, 469 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:40,693 I HAVE TO REMAIN THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 470 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:43,663 - MARRY ME? YOU DORK. 471 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,698 WE BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER. 472 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:49,669 I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD JUST HANG OUT SOMETIME. 473 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,440 - OW! OH, YEAH, THAT'D BE COOL. 474 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:54,874 BUT I GOTTA WARN YOU, 475 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:58,611 SOMEBODY MIGHT BE A LITTLE JEALOUS, SO, UH--OW! 476 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,580 THERE SHE IS NOW. 31215

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