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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:02,803 - WA-CHA! HIYA! 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:04,738 - AND NOW DREAMWORKS' 3 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:08,309 KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,610 [gong rings] 5 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:12,613 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:17,085 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,386 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,354 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:21,589 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,824 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,193 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,128 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:29,697 [scatting] 14 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:33,101 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,203 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,604 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,439 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:41,342 [scatting] 19 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,711 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:44,712 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,447 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,116 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE 23 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:49,283 OOH! AAH! UNGH! 24 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:53,121 * KUNG FU PANDA 25 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,788 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 26 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:55,789 SWEET! 27 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,770 - [whimpers] 28 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:10,604 H-HELP! 29 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,806 - YOU CAN'T STAY UNDER THERE FOREVER. 30 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:13,774 - GO AWAY! 31 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,243 WHY AM I ALWAYS GETTING ROBBED? 32 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,778 - [growls] - HOWDY, FELLAS. 33 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,348 BRING ON THE "PANDA-MONIUM"! 34 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:21,449 - PO! - OW! 35 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,517 - I WANTED TO TALK FIRST THIS TIME. 36 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,786 I HAD A LINE ALL WORKED OUT. 37 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:28,289 PREPARE TO BE FIVED! 38 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,823 - "PREPARE TO BE FIVED"? REALLY? 39 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,425 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 40 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:32,826 - GET THEM! [both growling] 41 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,429 - WAY TO GO, PO. NOW MONKEY'S GONNA BE ALL SULKY. 42 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:37,165 IT'S SO ANNOYING. - [grunts] 43 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,499 - YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. - EEH! 44 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,768 - WILL YOU CLUCKING HENS GIVE IT A REST? 45 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:43,171 I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON MY WORK! 46 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:45,473 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON NOT SHOUTING EVERY TIME YOU TALK. 47 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:46,774 - OOH! 48 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,177 - MAYBE IF WE ALL JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND-- 49 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:50,077 both: STAY OUT OF IT! 50 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,679 - UM, CAN WE GET BACK TO THE ISSUE HERE, 51 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:54,182 THE EXCELLENCE OF "BRING ON THE 'PANDA-MONIUM'"? 52 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,184 IT NARROWLY BEAT OUT, "WELCOME TO THE PO-HOUSE." 53 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,618 - MAYBE IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME WORKING ON CATCHPHRASES... 54 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,187 - OW! UGH! 55 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,189 - YOU COULD SPEND MORE TIME DOING YOUR OWN DISHES. 56 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,923 - UH, I DO LIKE 80% OF THE COOKING AT THE-- 57 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,326 - YEAH, AND 90% OF THE EATING. 58 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:10,564 [all arguing, shouting] 59 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:18,472 - STOP! 60 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:19,940 WHO LET THOSE BANDITS GET AWAY? 61 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:23,411 - [sputters] 62 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:27,815 [all shouting] 63 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,218 - HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR PETTY SQUABBLES 64 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:33,521 GET IN THE WAY OF PROTECTING THE VALLEY OF PEACE? 65 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,223 [grunting] 66 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:36,857 [punching, slapping] - OOH, OW! 67 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:40,594 OOH, OOH, OW. - [clears throat] 68 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:41,729 [sighs] 69 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,364 WE'VE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS LATELY. 70 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,898 PERHAPS WE ALL NEED A BREAK. 71 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,368 SO WE'RE ALL GOING TO TAKE A VACATION. 72 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:48,869 all: HUH? - TOGETHER. 73 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:49,937 - WHAT? - TOGETHER? 74 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:52,740 - YOU WANT US TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH EACH OTHER? 75 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,775 WE'RE ALREADY AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS. 76 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,378 - WHO CAN EVEN FIND YOUR THROAT BENEATH ALL THAT CHEEK FAT? 77 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,879 - THIS IS NOT OPEN TO DISCUSSION. 78 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:02,283 [all grumbling] 79 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,917 WE ARE ALL GOING TO... 80 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:07,255 THE SECRET MUSEUM OF KUNG FU. 81 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,356 - [squeals] 82 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:11,459 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT I LOVE IT! 83 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:15,963 - CENTURIES AGO, OUR COUNTRY WAS IN GRAVE DANGER. 84 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,900 GREAT KUNG FU MASTERS WERE ON THE RUN, 85 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,936 THE FORCES OF EVIL FOLLOWING CLOSELY ON THEIR HEELS. 86 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:27,007 [growling] 87 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,442 DESPERATE TO KEEP CHINA'S MOST POWERFUL WEAPONS... 88 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:29,610 [shimmering] 89 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,612 AND KUNG FU ARTIFACTS SAFE, 90 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:34,782 THE MASTERS BUILT A SECRET STRUCTURE TO HIDE THEM. 91 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,486 [shimmering] 92 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,923 THEIR WORK BARELY COMPLETE, 93 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:43,924 THE FORCES OF EVIL CLOSED IN ON THEM. 94 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,927 THE ARTIFACTS WERE SAVED. 95 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,997 BUT SADLY... THE GREAT MASTERS PERISHED. 96 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,634 LOST FOR CENTURIES, 97 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,337 THERE WAS ONLY ONE KEY TO THE SECRET MUSEUM, 98 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,473 AND ONE MAP TO REVEAL ITS HIDDEN LOCATION. 99 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:03,611 AND I BOUGHT BOTH LAST WEEK FROM CHOW THE ROOT FARMER. 100 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,046 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE SECRET MUSEUM. 101 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,615 NOW WE CAN! 102 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:08,949 - OH-HO-OH-HO-OH! 103 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,784 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE IT TOO! 104 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,786 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT TILL NOW. 105 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,823 IT'S LIKE I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE WAITING FOR YOU TO TELL ME 106 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,958 ABOUT THE SECRET MUSEUM OF KUNG FU, SO I COULD START 107 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,627 HAVING WANTED TO SEE IT FOREVER! 108 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,962 AREN'T YOU EXCITED? all: NO. 109 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:24,031 - ME TOO! 110 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:25,966 - HMM. IT'S IMPORTANT NO ONE SEE 111 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:29,337 A GROUP OF KUNG FU MASTERS TRAVELING TO THE MUSEUM. 112 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,605 THAT MIGHT GIVE AWAY ITS LOCATION. 113 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:32,706 - OOH, OOH, OOH! 114 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,343 WE CAN TAKE MY DAD'S NOODLE-MOBILE 115 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,977 AND GO IN DISGUISE! 116 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,712 - A NOODLE-MOBILE? 117 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,348 - THAT IS THE DUMBEST IDEA YOU'VE-- 118 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,349 - EXCELLENT! 119 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,617 IT'LL GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO WEAR THE FALSE BEARD 120 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:47,355 I WON IN THAT MAHJONG TOURNAMENT. 121 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:51,859 PERHAPS IT SEEMS INCONGRUOUS WITH MY USUAL TEMPERAMENT, 122 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,361 BUT I'M EXCITED! 123 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,062 ROAD TRIP! START PACKING! 124 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,964 - WOO-HOO! 125 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:03,103 - [growls] 126 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:08,041 - BE CAREFUL WITH MY NOODLE-MOBILE. 127 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,977 - YEAH! 128 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,579 [all grumbling] 129 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:15,683 [squeaking] 130 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,051 - IT'S SO...SOLID. 131 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:21,422 - YOU BET YOUR UNFLATTERING MOUSTACHE IT IS. 132 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:24,392 BE CAREFUL WITH IT. IT'S ONE-OF-A-KIND. 133 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:29,096 - MASTER SHIFU, WE'RE ALL PACKED AND LOADED. 134 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,599 - EXCELLENT! I'VE GOT MY DISGUISE, 135 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:33,601 AND WE'RE READY TO GO. - DIBS ON THE BACKSEAT! 136 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:36,103 - I'M ALREADY IN THE BACKSEAT. - BUT YOU DIDN'T CALL DIBS. 137 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:38,005 - I'M SITTING HERE. THAT'S AUTOMATIC DIBS. 138 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,440 - THERE'S NO AUTOMATIC DIBS! 139 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:40,541 - ARE TOO! - ARE NOT! 140 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:41,609 - ARE TOO! - ARE NOT! 141 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,445 - ARE TOO! - ARE NOOOOT! 142 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,780 - DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE! 143 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,417 both: OKAY. 144 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:55,789 [squeaking] 145 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,691 - WAIT, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET DOWN THE-- 146 00:05:57,725 --> 00:06:01,094 [all screaming] 147 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,597 all: OW! OH! OW! 148 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,800 [all shouting] - LOOK OUT, DAD! 149 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,068 - OH! 150 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:10,438 - A-A-ARE YOU CRAZY? 151 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,640 YOU CAN'T DRIVE THIS THING DOWN THE STAIRS! 152 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,442 - NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, MR. PING. 153 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,444 EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. 154 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:17,445 - OOH! 155 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:19,447 [all shouting] 156 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,881 [shouting stops] 157 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,784 [shouting resumes] 158 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:31,492 - I'M A GOOD DRIVER. 159 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:56,750 - I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING...GREEN! 160 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,487 - WE'RE IN THE FOREST. EVERYTHING IS GREEN! 161 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:01,789 - GIVE UP? IT WAS A LEAF. 162 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:05,793 OKAY, I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING... 163 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,695 - OH, BOY. - GREEN! 164 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:10,163 - OKAY, PICK A TILE. ANY TILE. 165 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,132 - NOT AGAIN, PO. 166 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,034 - COME ON, COME ON! I JUST GOT A NEW 167 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,670 "HOW TO DO MAGIC TRICKS" MAIL-ORDER SCROLL. 168 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,105 - I SAID NO! 169 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,977 - OKAY, THE HANDCUFFS ESCAPE, THEN. 170 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:26,780 ONE, TWO, THREE. 171 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,549 BEHOLD! 172 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,618 UH, HANG ON A SECOND. 173 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,185 BEHOLD! UH, BEHOLD. 174 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:34,522 BEHOLD... 175 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,422 - GREAT TRICK, PO. 176 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:38,058 - BEHOLD, BEHOLD, BEHOLD, BEHOLD, AAH! 177 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:41,629 OKAY, CAN SOMEONE DIG THE KEY OUT OF MY BACK POCKET? 178 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,597 all: NO! 179 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:47,835 - THERE. 180 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:51,271 THE MAP TO THE SECRET MUSEUM OF KUNG FU. 181 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,007 GATHER THE OTHERS. ONCE WE HAVE THE MAP, 182 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,143 THE PHANTOM CRYSTAL WILL BE OURS. 183 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,211 NO ONE WILL BE SAFE FROM US. 184 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:01,014 NO ONE! 185 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,153 - MAGIC TRICKS ARE AN ANCIENT-- - ENOUGH WITH THE TRICKS, PO. 186 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,856 [all talking at once] - I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE... 187 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:12,560 [all talking at once] 188 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:13,694 - OR IS IT "NAUSEATED"? 189 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,195 - WHO THOUGHT THIS TRIP WAS A GOOD IDEA? 190 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,764 I'M DONE! SLOW DEATH. 191 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:20,668 [overlapping arguing] 192 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,802 - HWAH! 193 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,637 LIN QUAY! 194 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:24,938 - HA! 195 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,106 - HYAH! 196 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,241 - HYAH! 197 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:31,244 - YOW! AAH! OOH! 198 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,614 OOH...UNH! 199 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,248 COULD YOU JUST REACH AROUND AND DIG THE KEY 200 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,918 OUT OF MY BACK POCKET, BY ANY CHANCE? I-- 201 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,120 YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID NO. 202 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,723 - [grunting] 203 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,758 AH! - OOH! HEY! 204 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,126 - WOULD YOU--OOH! 205 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,061 - HA! WHA! 206 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,763 - HUH? WHOA! 207 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,765 OOH! LOOK OUT. - YOU LOOK OUT. 208 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,066 - HWAH! 209 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,068 ARE YOU ALL FIGHTING THE LIN QUAY OR EACH OTHER? 210 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,670 - HUH--WHOA--HUH-- 211 00:08:56,704 --> 00:09:00,040 - [speaking gibberish] 212 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,211 - OOH. 213 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,723 - [chuckles] 214 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:26,033 - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? - I DON'T KNOW. 215 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,701 - WHY DID THEY LEAVE? 216 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,369 WE WEREN'T EXACTLY KICKING THEIR BUTTS. 217 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,038 - CLEARLY, I INTIMIDATED THEM. 218 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,707 - YEAH, THE HANDCUFFED CHUNKY GUY. 219 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,008 - WITH ALL OF YOUR CHILDISH BICKERING, 220 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,210 WE WERE AN EASY TARGET. 221 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,345 LET'S GET MOVING. 222 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,881 - GREAT, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME. 223 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,049 - WE'RE NOT GOING HOME. 224 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,317 WE ARE CONTINUING TO THE SECRET MUSEUM. 225 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,019 MAYBE IT WILL REMIND YOU OF HOW REAL KUNG FU MASTERS 226 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,021 SHOULD BEHAVE. 227 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,223 - WHAT? BUT WITH THE LIN QUAY AROUND-- 228 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,825 - WE'LL TAKE 'EM OUT AGAIN. 229 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,694 OR MAYBE THEY'LL RUN AWAY AGAIN. 230 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:57,798 WE CAN'T TURN BACK WHEN WE'RE THIS CLOSE...AGAIN! 231 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:06,840 IT WAS--SHIFU WANTS TO-- COME ON! 232 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,909 [all groan] 233 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:18,719 - DO YOU THINK MY DAD WILL NOTICE THIS DAMAGE TO HIS CART? 234 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,253 - THERE IS THAT POSSIBILITY. 235 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:27,227 - SO DID THE LIN QUAY STEAL ANYTHING? 236 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:30,630 - NOTHING OF CONSEQUENCE. 237 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:38,038 - AT LAST, WE HAVE THE LOCATION OF THE SECRET MUSEUM. 238 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:41,842 IT IS...BLANK. 239 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,911 IT'S BLANK! UGH! 240 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,913 WE HAVE TO PICK UP THEIR TRAIL AGAIN. 241 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,380 - AND DESTROY THEM? 242 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:50,283 - NO. WE'LL FOLLOW THEM. 243 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,285 I MAY NOT HAVE GOTTEN THE MUSEUM MAP, 244 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,355 BUT I DID GET THE MUSEUM KEY. 245 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,790 [all snicker] 246 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,225 STEALTH, EVERYONE. 247 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,460 THEY MUST NOT SEE OR HEAR US 248 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,763 UNTIL THEY ARRIVE AT THE MUSEUM. 249 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:06,099 THEN WE WILL DESTROY THEM! 250 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:18,045 - NOPE, NO SIGN OF THE LIN QUAY. 251 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,480 HEY, GREAT TRIP, HUH? 252 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,482 I'M NOT SAYING TOP TEN OF ALL TIME, 253 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:26,386 BUT...RIGHT. 254 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:30,223 HOW 'BOUT YOU GUYS? ROAD TRIPTASTIC OR WHAT? 255 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,868 OH, TIGRESS. 256 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,770 YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR EAR. 257 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,906 HA HA! 258 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,308 OH, LOOK, WAIT. THERE'S MORE! 259 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,978 HUH? HUH? AND-- 260 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,880 - YOU PULL ONE MORE THING OUT OF MY EAR, 261 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,147 AND I WILL SHOVE IT INTO YOUR-- 262 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:58,051 - UGH! UGH... I'M CART SICK. 263 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,287 - IS THIS A TRICK TO GET ME TO GIVE UP MY SEAT? 264 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,155 - UH-- [vomits] 265 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,290 - EWW, NOT A TRICK. 266 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,326 - DID YOU SAY "TRICK"? 267 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,261 - HOW DID-- THAT WAS IN MY POCKET. 268 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,964 - IT'S MAGIC! 269 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,399 AND NOW... [Crane vomits] 270 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,001 THE HANDCUFFS ESCAPE! 271 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,969 - PO, WE JUST GOT THOSE OFF YOU. 272 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,338 - IT'S COOL. THIS TIME I GOT IT. 273 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,107 BEHOLD! 274 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,276 UH...BEHOLD, BEHOLD, BEHOLD, BEHOLD, BEHOLD, BEHOLD! 275 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,178 - I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE-- 276 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,914 - OKAY, I HAVE HAD IT! 277 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,349 I DIDN'T NEED A VACATION FROM THE JADE PALACE. 278 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,019 I NEEDED A VACATION FROM ALL OF YOU! 279 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,487 - OH, REALLY? 'CAUSE IT'S SO MUCH FUN FOR US 280 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,157 TO HANG OUT WITH A TIGER WITH ZERO WARMTH, 281 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,491 AND EVEN LESS CHARM! 282 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,293 - PREACH, BROTHER, PREACH! 283 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,294 - DON'T GANG UP ON TIGRESS. 284 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,163 YOU GUYS ARE BEING SO IMMATURE. 285 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,432 - I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP, MARY SUNSHINE. 286 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,001 - YEAH, DROP THE NICE SNAKE ROUTINE, IT'S SO FAKE. 287 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,470 - STOP IT! I CAN'T LISTEN TO YOU SQUABBLING 288 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,271 FOR ANOTHER MINUTE. 289 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,140 I TRIED TO BRING YOU ALL TOGETHER, 290 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,108 AND YOU DO NOTHING BUT FIGHT LIKE CHILDREN! 291 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:58,111 WELL, I'D LIKE TO KNOW... 292 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,213 WHY WE'RE STILL MOVING. 293 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,284 BAD. 294 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,520 [all shouting] 295 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,060 - HYAH! 296 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,597 AAH! [grunts] 297 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,467 [grunting] 298 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,370 YAAH! [all shouting] 299 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:30,410 [pained grunts] 300 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,957 [crash] 301 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,397 - WELL, THAT'S THAT. 302 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,365 NOW CAN WE GO HOME? 303 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,903 - GO HOME? WE'VE GOT A MUSEUM TO FIND. 304 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:59,239 - HE'S RIGHT, PO. IT'S OVER. 305 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,473 - YOU TOO? 306 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,175 DON'T SAY THAT. 307 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,911 JUST BECAUSE THE CART IS A LITTLE OBLITERATED 308 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,178 DOESN'T MEAN-- 309 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,347 - NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE MUSEUM IS, 310 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,482 INCLUDING ME. 311 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,518 - BUT YOU HAD A MAP. 312 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,920 - NO, I DIDN'T. 313 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,022 THE REAL MAP WAS LOST CENTURIES AGO. 314 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:18,025 - WHAT? HUH? THEN--THEN WHY? 315 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,093 - I THOUGHT THE JOURNEY WOULD HELP YOU BOND. 316 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,528 BUT SINCE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A TEAM, 317 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,064 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. 318 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,199 YOU'RE ALL ON YOUR OWN. 319 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,101 - SHIFU, WAIT. - NO. 320 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:32,272 I WOULD PREFER TO BE ALONE. 321 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,541 - GUYS, WE GOTTA GO AFTER HIM. 322 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,943 - LET HIM GO, PO. 323 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,544 I THINK WE'D ALL PREFER TO BE ALONE. 324 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,981 - HEY, COME ON, GUYS! WE'RE A TEAM. 325 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,150 AND TEAMS STICK TOGETHER. 326 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,153 [sighs] 327 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,088 SOME VACATION. 328 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,337 - HUH? 329 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,273 [gasps] 330 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,976 IT--IT CAN'T BE. 331 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:16,283 IT CAN'T BE. 332 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,155 IT IS! 333 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:25,392 I FOUND IT. I FOUND THE SECRET MUSEUM. 334 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:30,363 THERE SHOULD BE... 335 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:34,034 YES, THE KEYHOLE. 336 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,369 - LOOKING FOR THIS? 337 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:40,407 [growls] 338 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,075 - WHAT IS "DIBS" ANYWAY? 339 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,377 DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT "DIBS" IS? 340 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,713 - [growling] 341 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,348 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH "I SPY"? 342 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:52,019 EVERYBODY LOVES "I SPY." - [growling] 343 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,722 - THAT WAS INCREDIBLY UNPROFESSIONAL. 344 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,058 - DID I GET A SINGLE WORD OF SYMPATHY WHEN I WAS SICK? 345 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,259 NO. 346 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,394 - WHO THOUGHT THIS TRIP WAS A GOOD IDEA? 347 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,063 - [growling] 348 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:06,366 - YOU CAME BACK! WAA! 349 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:10,237 HEY! YOU'RE...NOT...SHIFU. 350 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,276 [groans] WHAT? 351 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,346 I WAS--I-- OH, MAN! 352 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,449 THESE CUFFS MUST BE FROM THE ADVANCED MAGIC KIT. 353 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,251 [grunts] 354 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,390 HEY--HEY! WE FOUND THE MUSEUM! 355 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,358 - [groans] 356 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,261 [clatter] 357 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,300 - OR THEY FOUND THE MUSEUM. 358 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:44,171 - [growls] - [growls] 359 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:48,075 - THERE! THE PHANTOM CRYSTAL! 360 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,111 - UH, GUESSING WE DON'T WANT THEM TO HAVE THAT. 361 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,219 - [growls] 362 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:06,359 [laughs] 363 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,696 [all gasp] 364 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:15,335 WITH THE PHANTOM CRYSTAL, NO WALLS CAN STOP ME. 365 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,204 NO WEAPON CAN HARM ME. 366 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,473 ALL THE RICHES OF THE WORLD WILL BE MINE! 367 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:23,476 AND WE'LL START BY LOOTING THE VALLEY OF PEACE, 368 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,779 AFTER WHICH, WE'LL BURN IT TO THE GROUND. 369 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:30,850 AND TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS WHO'S IN CHARGE NOW, 370 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,186 WE'LL BURN SHIFU WITH IT. 371 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,422 - YOU CAN'T! - [laughs] 372 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,824 OH, BUT I CAN, DRAGON WARRIOR. 373 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,127 BUT HE'S THE LUCKY ONE. 374 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,330 HIS END WILL BE QUICK, UNLIKE YOURS. 375 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,265 [laughs] 376 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,668 - OOH! 377 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,437 - I HOPE YOU LIKE THE MUSEUM, 378 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,706 BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE PERMANENT EXHIBITS! 379 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,646 [rumbling] 380 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,514 [all straining] 381 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,450 - OH! 382 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:10,690 - IF YOU'RE LUCKY, MAYBE IN A FEW YEARS 383 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:15,395 YOU'LL BE MUMMIES. [laughs] 384 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,500 - WORST VACATION EVER. 385 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,536 [shackles rattling] 386 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,671 - WHO WANTS TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK? 387 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,905 - NO ONE! 388 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,176 NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK! 389 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,711 NO ONE WANTED TO GO ON THIS STUPID VACATION 390 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,513 IN THE FIRST PLACE! 391 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,382 - WOW, YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD 392 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,484 WHEN MISS GOODY NO-SHOES LOSES HER COOL. 393 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:42,389 [all arguing at once] 394 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,460 - GUYS? HEY! 395 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,397 BEHOLD! 396 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,701 LISTEN UP. 397 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,536 WE CAN SPLIT UP AGAIN, IF YOU WANT. 398 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,505 BUT NONE OF US CAN TAKE ON THE LIN QUAY 399 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,440 AND RESCUE SHIFU ALONE. 400 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,843 SO WE COULD WORK AS A TEAM TO SAVE SHIFU, 401 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,512 WHO, BY THE WAY, WOULDN'T BE IN TROUBLE 402 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,448 IF WE HADN'T ALL BEEN ACTING LIKE SELFISH JERKS. 403 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,559 - I'M IN. - ME TOO. 404 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,328 - GO, TEAM! - AWESOME! 405 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,396 NOW, COME ON. WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE 406 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,565 IF WE JUST USE OUR HEADS. 407 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,434 OW! 408 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,236 - HOW WAS THAT FOR "PANDA-MONIUM"? 409 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,438 - LET'S GO. WE'VE GOTTA SAVE SHIFU. 410 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,574 OH, AND GUYS... 411 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:38,745 - YEAH, WE'RE ALL SORRY TOO. 412 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:45,252 - [groans] I'VE BEEN FIVED. 413 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,920 - OOH! WHOA! 414 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,294 - THIS THING IS AMAZING. 415 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,828 - IT DOES LOOK PRETTY COOL. 416 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,701 - HUH? [growls] 417 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,838 DESTROY THEM! 418 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:11,311 [all grunting] 419 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:39,439 [martial arts cries, shouts] 420 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,543 - HA! 421 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,544 WATA! 422 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,713 [both grunt] 423 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,753 [grunts] OOH! 424 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,662 - [laughs] - QUIT IT! 425 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,064 BUDDY, WE ARE NEVER GONNA HAVE A FAIR FIGHT LIKE THIS. 426 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,866 - GOOD. 427 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,035 - OW! CUT IT OUT. 428 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,504 - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, PANDA? 429 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,540 YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME. 430 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,576 [martial arts cries, shouts] 431 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:37,897 [laughs] 432 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,700 TIME TO END YOU, DRAGON WARRIOR, 433 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,702 ONCE AND FOR ALL! 434 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,771 - PO! 435 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,674 - AAH! 436 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:53,012 - NO! - [grunts] 437 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,014 - ANY PARTING WORDS? 438 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,717 - YES. 439 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,686 BEHOLD! [laughs] 440 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,488 - WHAT? 441 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:10,430 - GET...READY... - [grunts] 442 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,731 - FOR... - OW! 443 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,466 [groans] 444 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,601 - OH, MAN! 445 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,769 I DIDN'T GET TO THE "PANDA-MONIUM." 446 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,605 - NICE ONE. - GOOD JOB. 447 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,508 - HA HA. YOU GUYS TOTALLY THOUGHT I WAS DYING, DIDN'T YOU? 448 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:25,445 BEST TRICK EVER. 449 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:26,813 NOW, PICK A TILE. ANY TILE. 450 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,648 [all groan] - NO. 451 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:35,154 - SO YOU SEE, WORKING TOGETHER, THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN'T DO. 452 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,823 - ABSOLUTELY. 453 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,691 ALL IN ALL, THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD TRIP. 454 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:39,759 - YES. - DEFINITELY. 455 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:40,760 - WORTH A MILLION YUAN. 456 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:44,163 - AND WE SHOULD NEVER EVER, EVER DO IT AGAIN. 457 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,598 - YES. - DEFINITELY. 458 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:46,666 - NOT FOR A MILLION YUAN. 459 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,935 - NOW YOU SOUND LIKE A TEAM. 460 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,738 - [lighting humming] OH! 30548

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