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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:02,470 - WA-CHA! HIYAH! 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:07,075 - AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,476 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,111 [gong] 5 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:13,047 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:17,085 - [scatting] 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,652 - * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,621 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,056 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,791 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,459 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,161 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:30,064 - [scatting] 14 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:33,067 - * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:34,635 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,604 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,472 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:41,342 - [scatting] 19 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,611 - * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,413 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:46,614 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,482 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE 23 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:49,683 OOH! AHH! UHH! 24 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:53,087 * KUNG FU PANDA 25 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:56,124 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS SWEET! 26 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:02,663 [koto music plays] 27 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:07,635 * 28 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,138 - BUT I'M INNOCENT! 29 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,640 - SO YOU DIDN'T USE KUNG FU 30 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,742 WITHOUT A PERMIT? - UM... 31 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:18,579 [grunting] 32 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:23,617 Y...AYBE. 33 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:26,620 BUT THEY WERE BANDITS ROBBING AN OLD LADY. 34 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,589 - YOU KNOW THE PROCEDURE, PO. 35 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,624 IF YOU WANT TO USE KUNG FU, COME TO ME. 36 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,426 I SEND A LETTER TO DISTRICT HQ 37 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,628 AND, QUICK AS A WINK, YOU HAVE YOUR PERMIT. 38 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,464 - DON'T YOU THINK THE BANDITS MIGHT HAVE, 39 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,799 YOU KNOW, GOTTEN AWAY BY THEN? 40 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,435 - IN THE LAST MONTH, YOU AND THE FURIOUS FIVE 41 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:45,673 HAVE ILLEGALLY USED KUNG FU... 42 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,676 437 TIMES. 43 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,611 THAT I KNOW OF. 44 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:51,612 - REALLY? THAT'S A LOT OF-- 45 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:55,749 - AND THIS IS WHY I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO... 46 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,452 BAN KUNG FU COMPLETELY. 47 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:00,621 - WHAT? 48 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,456 - EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, 49 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,525 KUNG FU IS OUTLAWED. 50 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:07,195 all: WHAT? - KUNG FU IS OUTLAWED. 51 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:09,497 - WHAT? KUNG FU IS OUTLAWED? 52 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,665 DO YOU HEAR THAT? KUNG FU IS OUTLAWED. 53 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,701 [cheering] 54 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:14,802 - THAT'S CRAZY. - ILLEGAL? 55 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,637 - YOU CAN'T DO THAT. - I CAN. 56 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,806 THE IMPERIAL EMBLEM GIVES ME THE AUTHORITY 57 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,508 TO MAKE LAWS. 58 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:23,711 IF I SEE ANY OF YOU DOING ANY KUNG FU AT ALL, 59 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,314 YOU'LL BE IN CHOR GHOM PRISON FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY 60 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:27,848 "PLUM PUDDING PLATTER." 61 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,318 I'M RELEASING PO INTO YOUR CUSTODY. 62 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:33,821 - BUT-- - I SAID, "RUN ALONG!" 63 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,657 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. 64 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,693 - [sighs] WHAT ARE WE GONNA-- 65 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:43,464 I CAN'T NOT DO KUNG FU. IT'S WHO I AM. 66 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,833 - LET'S HANG TIGHT UNTIL SHIFU GETS BACK 67 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:46,934 FROM HIS MEETING WITH MASTER CHAO. 68 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,702 HE'LL STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT. - AHH! 69 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,871 I CAN'T WAIT. LOOK AT ME. 70 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:54,375 I'M DOING THAT NERVOUS EATING THING AGAIN. 71 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:57,711 - YOU MUST GET NERVOUS A LOT. 72 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,680 - [gulps] OH, MAN! 73 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,382 I GOTTA GO FOR A WALK. 74 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:04,418 STILL NERVOUS. [grunting, licks fingers] 75 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:05,586 IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE. 76 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,820 SHIFU WILL BE BACK IN A WEEK, 77 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,422 AND HE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 78 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:09,857 AND COME ON, IT'S NOT LIKE I REALLY NEED 79 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,692 TO DO KUNG FU. - [lady screams] 80 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,861 HELP! - UH... 81 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:16,764 BUT I MIGHT KIND OF HAVE TO. 82 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:24,805 - YOU GOTTA HAVE MORE MONEY THAN THIS. 83 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:27,775 WHERE'S THE REST OF IT? 84 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,543 - AH! GOTTA DO SOMETHING. 85 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:32,713 BUT IF CONSTABLE HU SEES ME USE KUNG FU-- 86 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,918 [gasps] 87 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:42,290 WHAT IF HE DIDN'T SEE ME? 88 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,594 - GIVE US THE MONEY OR-- 89 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:47,661 [snap] 90 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,765 YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME WHERE THE REST OF THE MONEY IS, 91 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,701 ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. - [stifled shout] 92 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,569 - JENG? - [gasp] 93 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:58,306 - YANLIN? 94 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,415 - LOOKING FOR THESE? 95 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:19,059 - WHO ARE YOU? 96 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,563 - YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. 97 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,898 [bones crackle] - [gurgles] 98 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,434 [body thuds] 99 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,936 - ARE YOU OKAY? 100 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,405 - I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! 101 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,906 - WHAT? UH, NO YOU DON'T. 102 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,775 UH, 'CAUSE I'M NOT ANYONE 103 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,877 FOR YOU TO KNOW WHO IT IS THAT I'M NOT. 104 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,912 - YOU'RE THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 105 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,081 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY A LEGEND. 106 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,351 - THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER? 107 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:45,519 HMM. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ME. 108 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,955 I MEAN, UH... 109 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,924 SEE YA. 110 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:55,829 I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE THESE GUYS WITH ME TOO. 111 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,998 - * HUP-DEE-DUP-DEE-DUM 112 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,000 * HE'S THE IMPERIAL CONSTABLE 113 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,902 * AND IT'S EMINENTLY DEMONSTRABLE * 114 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,036 * THAT HE-- - [slam] OOH! 115 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,842 - OOH-HOO-AAH! OH! 116 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,444 WHAT THE DICKENS ARE YOU DOING? 117 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,846 - SOME MASKED NUTCASE PUT US IN HERE. 118 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,816 - WHAT? THAT'S NOT PROPER PROCEDURE. 119 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:18,386 JUST LET ME UNLOCK THE, UH-- 120 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:23,624 - ARE YOU CRAZY? HE MIGHT STILL BE OUT THERE. 121 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,394 - [snoring] 122 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:34,134 - EH, PO. - COSSACKS! 123 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,504 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR OLD ROOM? 124 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,972 TO LAZY TO CLIMB THE JADE PALACE STEPS AGAIN, HUH? 125 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,808 - WHAT? NO. I JUST, UH, 126 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,843 WELL, YEAH. 127 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,578 HEY, DAD. 128 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:47,014 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER? 129 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,716 - SURE. IT WAS A FABLE 130 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,551 PEOPLE USED TO TELL THEIR KIDS. 131 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,586 AH, YOU MEAN I NEVER TOLD YOU THE STORY? 132 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,522 OH, WELL. 133 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,690 LONG AGO, THERE WAS A VILLAGE 134 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,926 THAT WAS OVERRUN WITH BANDITS. 135 00:05:58,959 --> 00:05:59,793 THINGS GOT SO BAD, 136 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,995 THAT THE BANDITS STARTED ROBBING THIEVES, 137 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,665 AND THE THIEVES STARTED ROBBING ROBBERS. 138 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,836 AND THAT'S WHEN THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER APPEARED. 139 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:13,907 HE CAME ONLY AT NIGHT. 140 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,909 HIS STRENGTH WAS SO GREAT 141 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,612 THAT NO ONE COULD STAND AGAINST HIM. [gasps] 142 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,448 OH, BEFORE LONG, 143 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:24,618 THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER HAD RID THE VILLAGE OF CRIME. 144 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,019 HIS WORK DONE, HE VANISHED 145 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:29,056 AS MYSTERIOUSLY AS HE HAD APPEARED. 146 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:33,060 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE REALLY BELIEVE THAT OLD STORY? 147 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,028 HO, HO. 148 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,565 - SOMEONE SAW HIM LAST NIGHT. 149 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,066 - I KNEW HE WAS REAL! 150 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:39,933 I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! 151 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:41,935 THEY SAID HE WAS A MYTH, 152 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,771 BUT I NEVER BELIEVED THEM. 153 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:46,006 HE WAS MY HERO. SEE? 154 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,108 HERE IS MY MIDNIGHT STRANGER COMMEMORATIVE PLATE. 155 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,978 MY MIDNIGHT STRANGER CERAMIC FIGURINE! 156 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,780 MY MIDNIGHT STRANGER MAH-JONGG SET. 157 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,047 AND, LOOK, I MADE MY VERY OWN 158 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,584 MIDNIGHT STRANGER MASK OUT OF A MELON! 159 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,085 A MELON! 160 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:02,089 OH, I'M SO EXCITED HE'S REAL! 161 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,224 BOY, MAYBE I'LL CHANGE THE NAME OF THE PLACE 162 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,894 TO THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER NOODLE SHOP! 163 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,962 HEY, WHAT'S IN THE SACK? 164 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:11,499 - UH, LAUNDRY. 165 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:13,200 [clanking] 166 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,969 IT'S REALLY DIRTY. 167 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:19,006 - [softly] DID YOU HEAR THE AMAZING NEWS? 168 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,975 - THEY SAY THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER STOPPED A ROBBERY LAST NIGHT. 169 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:24,778 - I HEAR HE'S TEN FEET TALL. 170 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:27,214 - I HEAR HE CAN FLY! 171 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:30,050 - I HEAR HE SMELLS LIKE FRESH CHERRIES. 172 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:34,254 - DO YOU THINK HE'LL BE BACK? - [mumbling] I DON'T KNOW. 173 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,925 [clanking, crash] 174 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,994 - OH, YEAH. HE'LL BE BACK. 175 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,066 MORNING, ALL. 176 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:49,036 HEY, HOW 'BOUT THAT MIDNIGHT STRANGER, HUH? 177 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,038 - YOU MEAN THAT MASKED IDIOT 178 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,641 WHO WAS KUNG FU-ING IT UP IN TOWN LAST NIGHT? 179 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,643 - YEAH, I--WAIT. 180 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,712 YOU DON'T THINK HE'S, YOU KNOW, KIND OF A GOOD THING? 181 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:01,982 - A NUT JOB WHO ROAMS AROUND RANDOMLY BEATING PEOPLE UP? 182 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,017 NO. - AND YOU JUST KNOW 183 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:06,554 WE'RE GOING TO GET BLAMED FOR WHATEVER TROUBLE HE CAUSES. 184 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,088 - AND HE WEARS A MASK. 185 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,558 SO TACKY. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 186 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:13,561 I BET THIS GUY'S JUST ANOTHER BANDIT...RIGHT? 187 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,162 TRYING TO GET RID OF THE COMPETITION. 188 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:18,131 - WHAT? HE IS NOT! 189 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,733 - I MEAN, UH, 190 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,802 HE'S PROBABLY TRYING TO HELP. 191 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:22,970 HE'S-- HE'S PROBABLY-- 192 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,072 - A RUGGEDLY HANDSOME LONE WOLF, 193 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,740 LIVING BY HIS OWN RULES, 194 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:27,975 ANSWERING TO NO ONE, 195 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,578 WAITING ONLY FOR HIS TRUE LOVE TO COME ALONG 196 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:33,146 AND TAME HIS UNBRIDLED, UH... 197 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,621 I'M GONNA GO WORK OUT. 198 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:48,028 - DESPITE THE NAY-SAYING OF A FEW JEALOUS PEERS, 199 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,831 [darkly] THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER STALKS THE NIGHT, 200 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,233 [grunts] LEAPING FROM BUILDINGS, 201 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,068 PERCHING ON LEDGES-- 202 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,037 HIS THIRST FOR JUSTICE 203 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,773 EQUALED ONLY BY HIS THIRST FOR SOMETHING, 204 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,074 UH, THIRST... 205 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:04,044 UH, QUENCHING-- - [scream] 206 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,145 - UH-OH. 207 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:08,181 - [clank] HAND OVER YOUR MONEY. 208 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,884 - HA! - OOH. 209 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:13,320 - THANK YOU, MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 210 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:17,257 - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SCOFFLAW! 211 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,226 OOH! 212 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,028 - SORRY, CONSTABLE, 213 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,329 BUT IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, 214 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,097 YOU'LL NEED TO APPLY TO DISTRICT HQ 215 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,633 FOR A PERMIT. 216 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:29,236 - [sputters] WHO THE DEUCE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 217 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,940 - THE STRANGER. THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 218 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:39,179 [crickets chirping] 219 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,887 [grunts] 220 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,156 - HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU? 221 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,124 - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MIDNIGHT STRANGER! 222 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,226 - YOU CAN PUT YOUR FOOT 223 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,162 RIGHT ABOUT HERE. 224 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:58,966 [footfall] STOP RIGHT--WHOA! 225 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,735 CURSE YOU, MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 226 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,204 CURSE YOU! AND STOP! 227 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,006 - STOP? [chuckles] 228 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:10,844 I'M JUST GETTING STARTED. 229 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:16,116 WHO'S NEXT? 230 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,318 - [scream] 231 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,188 - DAD! - [evil laugh] 232 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,055 - HA! - [gasps] 233 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:25,959 YOU ARE REAL! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! 234 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,127 - PREPARE FOR YOUR MEETING 235 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,929 WITH THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 236 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,164 [crossbows ratcheting] 237 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,444 - SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. LOOK AT MY MIDNIGHT STRANGER 238 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,979 SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS... [giggles] 239 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:49,016 MY MIDNIGHT STRANGER TEA COZY. 240 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,084 - [as PO] NOT NOW, DA-- [darkly] UH, CITIZEN. 241 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,452 - FIRE! 242 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,155 - [martial arts cries] 243 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:06,199 - OH! MY NEEDLEPOINT WALL HANGING! 244 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:14,007 - [cries of pain, crash] 245 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,308 HYAH! 246 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,378 [all grunting] 247 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:25,352 - STOP! - UHH! 248 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,320 - STOP IT! - OW! 249 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,223 [dainty footfall] 250 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,193 - [as Po] WHAT ARE YOU-- [darkly] THEY'RE GETTING AWAY. 251 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,997 - GOOD! - BUT I STOPPED THE ROBBERY. 252 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,498 - IF THEY ROBBED ME, THEY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN 253 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,901 THE 53 YUAN IN MY CASHBOX. 254 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,036 BUT INSTEAD, THEY WRECKED MY SHOP 255 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,437 AND ALL MY MEMORABILIA. 256 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:47,474 AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU! 257 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,143 - UH, YOU'RE WELCOME? 258 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,879 - YOU'RE NOT THE REAL MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 259 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,181 YOU'RE JUST SOME CHEAP IMITATOR. 260 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,183 MIDNIGHT FAKER. [blows raspberry] 261 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,186 TAKE THAT MASK OFF. TAKE IT OFF! 262 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,289 - I-- NHAAH! 263 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:10,063 [voice breaks] STUPID, FAKE, MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 264 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:19,539 - WAY TO GO, PO. 265 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,541 - THIS MIDNIGHT STRANGER'S TOO MUCH FOR US. 266 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,476 WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. 267 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,412 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 268 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,115 I KNOW SOMEONE WE CAN TALK TO-- 269 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,117 SOMEONE WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT MIDNIGHT STRANGER 270 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,551 FOR GOOD. 271 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,921 - OOH, UH, LIKE A-- LIKE A NANNY? 272 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,123 - NO! YOU-- 273 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,524 I'LL GO GET HIM. 274 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,131 [clanking, crash] 275 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,398 [brushing] 276 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,201 [glass clinking] 277 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,838 - UH, WHATCHA DOING? 278 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:53,974 - OH, MAKING SURE THAT MIDNIGHT MENACE 279 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,276 DOESN'T COME BACK AND WRECK MORE OF MY THINGS. 280 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,146 JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE. OH-HO-HO. 281 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,580 - UH, DAD, 282 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,449 ABOUT THE OTHER DAY. 283 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,884 UM, OH, THIS IS HARD, 284 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,086 BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT I'M-- 285 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,421 - THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER WAS MY IDOL! 286 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,458 NOW SOME TWO-BIT IMITATOR COMES AND DESTROYS MY SHOP. 287 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,094 I DESPISE HIM. I DETEST HIM! 288 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,996 I REALLY DON'T LIKE THAT GUY! 289 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,431 [sighs] SO, YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME 290 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,333 THAT YOU'RE THE...WHAT? 291 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,236 - I'M THE... 292 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:26,239 GUY WHO'S HERE TO HELP YOU FIX UP THE SHOP? 293 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,008 - LATER, PO. 294 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,610 [sobbing] I JUST CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK AT MY... 295 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,345 BROKEN TREASURES. 296 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,481 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 297 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:38,551 [sobs] ALL THAT'S LEFT IS MY MELON MASK. 298 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,456 - DAD, I CAN-- - GO! 299 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,531 YOU KNOW WHAT? 300 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,235 THIS TOWN NEEDS A REAL MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 301 00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,473 - GAH! THIS IS GETTING COMPLICATED. 302 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,209 CONSTABLE HU IS CHASING ME, 303 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,544 MY DAD IS ALL MAD AT ME THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW IS ME, 304 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:07,647 AND--TIGRESS? 305 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,349 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 306 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,518 - OH, UM, YOU KNOW, 307 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,120 I JUST THOUGHT I'D SEE IF, UH, 308 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,522 MAYBE THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER WAS AROUND. 309 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,590 MAYBE HE NEEDS SOME HELP OR HE'S JUST-- 310 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,527 - [sniffs] ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME? 311 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:25,198 - NO! OF COURSE NOT. 312 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,499 MAYBE A LITTLE. 313 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:30,203 I'M GONNA GO WORK OUT. 314 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,072 - OH, MAN. 315 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,341 I WANNA TELL HER SO BAD, IT'S LIKE I GOTTA PEE. 316 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,675 - PO. THE VERY FELLOW 317 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,310 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 318 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,578 NOW, LISTEN. UM-- 319 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,648 [clearing throat] 320 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:45,285 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO, UH-- 321 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,490 - TO DO WHAT? - SHH! 322 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,627 - TO DO WHAT? 323 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,235 - DO A LITTLE KUNG FU. 324 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,436 - WHAT? YOU OUTLAWED-- 325 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,704 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 326 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,275 BUT I'LL LET YOU USE KUNG FU ON... 327 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,011 THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 328 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,613 - UH, THAT'S, UH, GONNA BE--I-- 329 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,282 - WHAT? DO YOU NOT HATE 330 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,985 AND DESPISE THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER? 331 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,686 - WHAT? YES. I MEAN, I-- 332 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,621 - ARE YOU SECRETLY WORKING WITH HIM? 333 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,990 - OF COURSE NOT. 334 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,592 - GOOD. [sputters] IT'S SETTLED THEN. 335 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,360 DRINK LOTS OF GREEN TEA 336 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:31,698 AND MEET ME IN THE TRASH HEAP BEHIND THE APPLE CART. 337 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,633 - [scoffs] THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 338 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,602 NOW I HAVE TO STAKE OUT MYSELF? 339 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,670 IT'S OVER. NO MORE MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 340 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,272 WHAT WAS I THINKING? 341 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,573 YOU WEREN'T. 342 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,642 THANKS, I KNOW. 343 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:46,613 [crickets chirping] 344 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:55,255 SO, IT'S A 24-HOUR APPLE CART? 345 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,757 - THE SUN NEVER SETS ON GOOD NUTRITION. 346 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,259 - YEAH, [grunts] WELL, 347 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,727 I THINK YOU CAN RELAX. 348 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,794 I HAVE A FEELING IT'S GOING 349 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:05,732 TO BE A LONG, MIDNIGHT STRANGER-FREE NIGHT. 350 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,400 - [clink] LET'S GO, DUCK! 351 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,436 HAND OVER YOUR MONEY! 352 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,437 - A BANDIT! 353 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,639 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 354 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,507 - WE WAIT. - WHAT? 355 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,643 - HELP! HELP! HELP! 356 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,745 - SHUT YOUR BEAK AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY. 357 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,147 - [grunts] HEY! 358 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,449 - WE WAIT FOR THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 359 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,716 - THE MIDNIGHT-- 360 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,718 HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOW. - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 361 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,787 - BECAUSE-- - FREEZE, EVILDOER! 362 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,623 - UHH! - OHH! 363 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,724 - [gasps] THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER! 364 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,093 - WHAT? 365 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,062 - OH. 366 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,633 - TAKE A WOK, MISCREANT. 367 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:44,137 - HA! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MIDNIGHT STRANGER. 368 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,639 - WAIT, NO! HE'S-- 369 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,675 - [gasps] MR. PING! 370 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,643 - NO ONE EVER SUSPECTS THE GOOSE. 371 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,345 [laughs] 372 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,547 - GOOD THING WE SAVED HIM, HUH? 373 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,649 - SAVED HIM? YOU MEAN CAUGHT HIM. 374 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,318 - WHAT? 375 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,821 - YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON FOR A LONG TIME, BOY-OH. 376 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,390 - WHAT? 377 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,395 - COME ALONG, PING. IT'S CHOR GHOM PRISON FOR YOU. 378 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,330 - CONSTABLE HU, THAT'S MY DAD. 379 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,598 HE'S NOT THE ONE YOU WANT. 380 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:12,665 - THEN WHO IS? 381 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,334 - UH, WELL... 382 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,635 - BECAUSE WITHOUT SUBSTANTIAL PROOF, 383 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,404 YOUR FATHER IS GOING TO BE SPENDING 384 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,372 THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN PRISON! 385 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,574 - YEAH! SHOW ME THAT FAKER. 386 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,211 - AHH! AHH! UM... 387 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,546 LOOK! IT'S THE REAL MIDNIGHT STRANGER! 388 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,348 - WHAT? WHERE? - WAIT HERE. 389 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,683 I'LL GET HIM. 390 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,385 I-I HAVE YOU NOW, 391 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,287 [clanking] MIDNIGHT STRANGER! 392 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,289 [clanking] - OH, NO! OOH! OW! 393 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:39,692 NO MORE HITTING! OW! I AM UNCONSCIOUS. 394 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,362 UNHAND THAT IMPOSTOR! 395 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,397 IT IS I YOU WANT! 396 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,266 OH! HEY! 397 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,135 - I'LL RIP HIS ARMS OFF. 398 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,769 - CAREFUL, CITIZEN. I DON'T WANT TO-- 399 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,739 AAH! HEY, CUT IT OUT, CITIZEN! 400 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,574 - SEE HERE, PING. 401 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,876 - OH, LET ME AT HIM. 402 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,779 TAKE THAT, DREAM-SQUASHER! - OW! 403 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,314 - TAKE THAT! TAKE THAT! - AHH! OW! 404 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,216 - TAKE THAT! TAKE THAT! - OH-HO! OOH! 405 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,318 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PLEASE DON'T! DON'T! 406 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:08,321 DAD! - DAD? 407 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,794 [gasps] - [gasps] 408 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,630 - YOU! NO, YOU! 409 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:21,734 SON, YOU WERE THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER ALL ALONG? 410 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,603 - I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT. 411 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,505 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU. 412 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,740 YOU WERE SO MAD, AND-- - PO... 413 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,742 YOU AND YOUR LYING FACE ALMOST GOT ME SENT 414 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,644 TO THE BIG HOUSE! 415 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,647 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 416 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:38,485 I'M GOING TO GO REPAIR THE DAMAGE TO MY SHOP! 417 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,290 - SORRY, CONSTABLE HU. 418 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,192 I JUST-- - MADE IT EASY FOR ME. 419 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,527 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - KEEPING THE PEACE. 420 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,662 - HUH? - LUCKY FOR YOU, 421 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,930 I'M NOT A VIOLENT MAN. 422 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,300 [clanking] - I'M AFRAID HIS LUCK... 423 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,802 JUST RAN OUT. 424 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,470 - WHAT THE DONKEY? 425 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,938 - GET OVER HERE, HU. - WHY? 426 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,708 SO YOU CAN THRASH ME WITH YOUR HICKORY STICK? 427 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,742 - WHAT? NO. 428 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,644 WE LIKE YOU. YOU'RE ON OUR SIDE. 429 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,447 - WHAT? [laughter] 430 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,816 - OUTLAWING KUNG FU WAS A MASTERSTROKE! 431 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,652 [laughter] - IT--IT WAS? 432 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,487 - YES, SIR. YOU'RE THE BEST THING 433 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,556 THAT HAPPENED TO US-- BIG FANS. 434 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:20,327 - OHH...WHAT HAVE I DONE? 435 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,929 - SO THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER AND THE DRAGON WARRIOR 436 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,531 ARE THE SAME GUY, HUH? 437 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,634 - GUESS WE'LL GET RID OF BOTH OF 'EM AT ONCE. 438 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,837 - GUYS, EVEN HANDCUFFED, YOU KNOW I CAN KICK YOUR BUTTS. 439 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,240 - THAT'S WHY WE BROUGHT OUR LITTLE FRIEND. 440 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,841 [heavy footfall] 441 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,243 - LIDONG? 442 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,679 - HE SAID "LITTLE" IRONICALLY. 443 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,714 - YEAH, FIGURED THAT OUT. 444 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,550 - [growls] 445 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,519 [sputters] - [Kung Fu shout] OW. 446 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,988 - [laughs] - NOW SEE HERE! 447 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,591 - [laughs, growls] 448 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,592 - WHOA! 449 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,962 [martial arts cries] 450 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,698 - UH-GUH! - UH-HUH. 451 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,835 WHO'S YOUR DRAGON MIDNIGHT WARRIOR STRANGER NOW, HUH? 452 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,371 ME, THAT'S WH--UGH! 453 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,838 [cracking] 454 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,675 [grunting] HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF PERSONAL SPACE? 455 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,244 [crash] 456 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,579 - WHAT THE-- 457 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,547 - I THINK YOU BROKE MY HANDCUFFS. 458 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,383 SHAKABOOEY! - OHH HO! 459 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,420 HYUH! 460 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,392 WHO'S NEXT? KYAH! 461 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,759 [all growling] 462 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,561 [martial arts cries] 463 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,029 - AGH! - OHH! 464 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,600 - [martial arts cries] 465 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,436 - SO I'M THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU, EH? 466 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,470 all: HUH? 467 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,739 WAH...DOH! 468 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,008 - WELL, NOW I'M THE WORST. 469 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,477 WHA-HA-HA! WA-GA-DOON! 470 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,314 - WHOA-OH-OH! - I GOT IT, CONSTABLE. 471 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,283 - [laughs and grunts] 472 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,552 - SERIOUSLY. UNDER CONTROL. 473 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,921 - AAH! - WA-GO-WAH! 474 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,889 UHH! 475 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,625 - HEH, NICELY DONE. 476 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,661 BUT DON'T YOU KINDA NEED A PERMIT TO DO THAT? 477 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,330 - BLAST THE PERMIT, PO. 478 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,498 LET'S THRASH THESE BLACKGUARDS! 479 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,900 - YES, SIR. HYAH! 480 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,069 AAH HA! - [growls] 481 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,772 - OHH...STARTING NOW-- 482 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,475 OW! STOP SLAMMING! 483 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,810 DON'T! HEAD! OW! 484 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,612 - HIYAH! [spear bounces] 485 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,980 - OOH! OOH! 486 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,815 - HOODLUM! - BLAH! 487 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,918 - FACE THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE! 488 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,456 - [martial arts cries] 489 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,823 NOW IT'S TIME FOR-- 490 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:34,794 - AAAAH! 491 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:35,762 - OH, NO. 492 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,670 - YOU, SIR, ARE UNDER ARREST. 493 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,372 AND, IN THE MORNING, IT'S CHOR GHOM PRISON 494 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:46,539 FOR THE LOT OF YOU. 495 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,941 - [groans] 496 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,810 [panting] 497 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,679 SO... [coughs] 498 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,514 I GUESS YOU'RE LIFTING THE BAN ON KUNG FU? 499 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,383 MAYBE? PRETTY PLEASE? 500 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,951 - [chuckles] CONSIDER IT LIFTED. 501 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,787 - YES! 502 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,689 - BUT YOU'LL STILL NEED TO GET A PERMIT. 503 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,557 - NO! 504 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,626 - I DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO CHANGE THAT. 505 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,960 THEN WE'D HAVE TO FILL OUT CERTAIN-- 506 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,829 - IS EVERYONE OKAY? - WHAT'S GOING ON? 507 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:14,133 - OH, IT'S THE MIDNIGHT STR-- AAH! 508 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,135 IT'S PO? 509 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,505 I'M GONNA GO... 510 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:19,872 all: WORK OUT. 511 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,874 - NO... THROW UP. 512 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:24,143 - [giggles] 513 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,013 - DAD. HEY, LOOK, I'M... 514 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,749 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT... 515 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,984 WELL, EVERYTHING. 516 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,052 - IT'S OKAY, PO. 517 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,855 YOU'RE STILL THE BEST SON A FATHER COULD ASK FOR. 518 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,591 - I WAS-- 519 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,993 - BUT LEAVE THAT HERO STUFF TO ME. 520 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,595 [giggles] 521 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:48,034 LONG LIVE THE MIDNIGHT STRANGER! 522 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,436 WHOO-HOO! 523 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,938 - OH, GOOD. 34937

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