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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:02,370 - WA-CHA! HIYA! 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:06,807 - AND NOW, DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,376 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:10,711 [gong rings] 5 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,647 * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:17,118 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:18,719 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,588 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,156 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,092 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,559 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,261 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:30,164 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:33,167 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,269 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:36,704 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,572 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,641 [scatting] 19 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:43,711 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,513 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,714 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:49,717 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 23 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:53,187 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:54,855 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:55,789 SWEET! 26 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:08,469 - THE VALLEY OF PEACE HAD LONG BEEN A LAND OF KUNG FU, 27 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,704 WHERE THE DRAGON WARRIOR AND THE FURIOUS FIVE 28 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,141 HEROICALLY BATTLED A NEVER-ENDING ARMY 29 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:15,476 OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINS OF VILLAINY. 30 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,478 IT WAS REALLY COOL, AND SUPER-FUN. 31 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,480 UNTIL HE CAME. 32 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:22,350 [evil laughter] 33 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,618 WE WERE FORBIDDEN TO USE OUR KUNG FU UNLESS WE HAD 34 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,154 A PERMIT. 35 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,488 WHICH WAS REALLY HARD TO GET. 36 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,623 FIRST YOU HAD TO FILL OUT THIS BIG APPLICATION. 37 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,758 - CURSES. 38 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,826 - THEN A SPECIAL COURIER HAD TO TAKE IT SUPER-FAR AWAY 39 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,462 TO DISTRICT HEADQUARTERS 40 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:35,629 AND GIVE IT TO THIS GUY. 41 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,531 WHO GAVE IT TO HER, WHO GAVE IT TO HIM, 42 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:38,632 WHO HAD TO MAKE 40 COPIES AND HAVE IT APPROVED 43 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:41,635 BY HIM, HER, HIM, HIM, HIM, HER, HER, HIM, HIM, HIM, 44 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:42,903 AND THIS GUY, 45 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,405 WHO WAS HARDLY EVER THERE 46 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,374 BECAUSE HE TOOK A LOT OF VACATION TIME. 47 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:49,443 IT TOOK...FOREVER. 48 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:51,512 BAD GUYS WERE EVERYWHERE, 49 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,581 AND NONE BADDER THAN TSAO, LAO, AND BAO, 50 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,683 THOSE THREE NASTY PIGS WHO HAD RETURNED 51 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,552 TO THE VALLEY OF PEACE TO WREAK HAVOC. 52 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,454 UNABLE TO FIGHT, THE BRAVE WARRIORS 53 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:02,556 RETREATED TO THE JADE PALACE, 54 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:05,493 WHERE THEY SPENT THEIR EVERY WAKING MOMENT PREPARING FOR 55 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:09,230 THE DAY WHEN THEY COULD ONCE AGAIN BE AWESOME. 56 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:12,633 - 3,455, 57 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,769 3,456, 58 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,938 3,457, 59 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,840 3,458... 60 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:25,879 - AHEM, YOU'RE IN MY SUN. 61 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:26,880 [gasps] 62 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,349 MASTER SHIFU! 63 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:29,750 - WHY AREN'T YOU ALL TRAINING? 64 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,252 - WHAT'S THE POINT? 65 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,686 - WE CAN'T USE OUR KUNG FU. 66 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,488 - SHOULD WE BE LOOKING FOR REAL JOBS? 67 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,224 - OF COURSE NOT. 68 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:39,527 THIS SITUATION IS MERELY TEMPORARY. 69 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,395 - THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST WEEK. 70 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,563 - AND THE WEEK BEFORE THAT. 71 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,665 - AND THE WEEK BEFORE THAT. 72 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:45,666 - PO! 73 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,235 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 74 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,669 - PRACTICING. 75 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,238 I FIGURED MAYBE IF WE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ANYMORE, 76 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,939 WE COULD START A CIRCUS. 77 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,408 - WE ARE NOT STARTING A CIRCUS. 78 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,409 - GOOD. 79 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,877 'CAUSE I STINK AT THIS. 80 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,746 WHOA, OH, UH. 81 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,948 OOH, OH, WAA! 82 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,283 [crash] 83 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,584 IT'S OKAY. 84 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:04,585 IT'S OKAY, I'M FINE. 85 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:05,586 - PO! 86 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,454 - YOU FELL ON HIM. 87 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,288 - GET UP. 88 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,989 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MASTER SHIFU? 89 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,358 - [breathes deeply] I--UH-- 90 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:11,559 - YOU KIDDING? 91 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,860 OF COURSE HE'S ALL RIGHT. 92 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,728 THAT'S A KUNG FU MASTER YOU'RE TALKING TO. 93 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,731 GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT TO KEEP HIM DOWN. 94 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:18,732 [bones crunching] 95 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,869 - YOW! 96 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,705 [bones crunching] WAAAHH! 97 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,440 [bones crunching] AH! 98 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,376 [bones crunching] OH! 99 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,444 [bones crunching] AY-AH-HA-HAI! 100 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:32,646 [bones crunching] ING-AH-AY-AH! 101 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:36,717 IT APPEARS I'VE THROWN MY BACK OUT. 102 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,918 - UH-OH. 103 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,454 THE LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED, YOU WERE... 104 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:43,291 ER, UH, IN BED FOR WEEKS. 105 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,758 [whispering] HE WAS HORRIBLE--HORRIBLE! 106 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:45,759 - AHA! 107 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:46,994 THERE YOU ALL ARE. 108 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,330 I HAVE IMPORTANT-- 109 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:51,365 WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE? 110 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,334 - AH! HE THREW HIS BACK OUT... 111 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,535 SOMEHOW. 112 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,470 - AH, JOLLY GOOD. 113 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:59,607 NOW, LISTEN, YOUR KUNG FU PERMIT HAS BEEN APPROVED. 114 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,444 YOU CAN FINALLY GO AFTER THOSE NASTY PIGS. 115 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,646 I THOUGHT YOU'D ALL BE HAPPY. 116 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,648 - WE APPLIED FOR THAT TWO MONTHS AGO. 117 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,383 - THOSE PIGS ARE PROBABLY LONG GONE. 118 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,351 - WHAT'S THE USE OF HAVING A PERMIT 119 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,520 IF THE BAD GUYS AREN'T EVEN AROUND ANYMORE? 120 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,655 - THIS WHOLE THING'S STUPID! 121 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:17,525 [smack] - AH-OW! 122 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,460 - WHY IS EVERYONE BLAMING ME? 123 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,994 YOU THINK I LIKE THIS? 124 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,796 CRIMINALS RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS AS THEY PLEASE, 125 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,998 THE WHOLE THING'S MADE ME LOOK RIDICULOUS. 126 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,401 BUT IT'S HOW H.Q. WANTS IT DONE. 127 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,437 NOW HERE'S YOUR PERMIT. 128 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,504 [crash] - OW! 129 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:31,805 - DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL. 130 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,507 GOOD DAY. 131 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:36,444 [mutters to himself] UNGRATEFUL. 132 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,450 HMPH! 133 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,652 - WHAT SHOULD WE DO, MASTER SHIFU? 134 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,020 - THERE'S A CHANCE THE PIGS ARE STILL IN THE VICINITY. 135 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,456 YOU SHOULD TRY TO FIND THEM. 136 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,490 - YES! 137 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,359 FINALLY, SOME ACTION! 138 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:52,426 - WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 139 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,427 [all battle cry] 140 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:55,796 - YEAH! 141 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,698 - OH. 142 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,668 - DID YOU NEED SOMEONE TO STAY AND HELP YOU OUT? 143 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,403 - THAT WOULD BE NICE, YES. 144 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:03,371 - I'LL GET MONKEY. 145 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,505 - NO! 146 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,707 YOU. - ME? 147 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,842 - LET'S DO THIS THING! 148 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,044 - BUT...KUNG FU. 149 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,980 WE FINALLY GET TO DO SOMETHING. 150 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,648 - YOU CAUSED THIS. 151 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,116 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO STAY. 152 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,486 NOW HELP ME GET INSIDE. 153 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:21,455 - [whines] 154 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,792 [groans] 155 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,433 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 156 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,472 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 157 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:42,943 - DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP MAKING THOSE NOISES? 158 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,513 - YES! 159 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,814 [bones crunching] OH! 160 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:51,084 [bones crunching] [screaming] 161 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,621 OH-OHH-OH! 162 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:54,922 - [gasps] 163 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,425 IDEA. 164 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,630 AH, THERE. ALL COMFY? 165 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:06,166 - NOT PARTICULARLY. 166 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,168 - OKAY, SO, UH, 167 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,169 SO, WHAT A DAY, RIGHT? 168 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,638 SO... [laughing] 169 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:11,939 I THINK I'M GONNA GO TO MY ROOM. 170 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,106 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, 171 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,876 JUST RING THAT BELL. 172 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,111 [bell rings] - I'M HUNGRY. 173 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,780 [bowl clatters] 174 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:22,783 [noodles sizzle] 175 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:26,454 [bell rings] MY TOES ITCH. 176 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,789 [scratching] 177 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,958 [bell rings] THIS SOUP'S COLD. 178 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,493 - OH. 179 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,467 [bell rings] - TOO HOT NOW. 180 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:45,673 [bell rings] I WANT TO HEAR A POEM. 181 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:46,474 [bell rings] 182 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,911 [bell rings] 183 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,713 [bell rings] 184 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:57,050 I WANT A BIGGER BELL. 185 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:00,153 - UH, SHIFU SHOULD BE AROUND SOMEWHERE, 186 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,923 IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND WAITING, SUPERINTENDENT WOO. 187 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,493 I SHALL GO FETCH HIM STRAIGHTAWAY, SIR. 188 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:06,627 - STRAIGHTAWAY AT LEAST. 189 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,195 I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY ON THIS. 190 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,197 I'VE GOT A MAHJONG GAME WITH THE EMPEROR. 191 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,064 THE EMPEROR! 192 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,233 YOU WANNA SEE MY MAD FACE? 193 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,535 MOVE IT, TUBBY. 194 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,069 - SHIFU? 195 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:19,139 CONFOUND IT ALL, WHERE ARE YOU? 196 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,542 - [snores, snorts] 197 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,210 - LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT A WINK ALL NIGHT. 198 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,578 - I HAVEN'T. 199 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,046 - WHY? [bell rings] 200 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,215 - WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET OUT THERE? 201 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,117 - AH, THERE YOU ARE. 202 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,184 WE HAVE TO TALK. 203 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:32,720 - THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME. 204 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,187 - I'M GOING TO BED. 205 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,223 - NO, HE WANTS TO MEET YOU TOO. 206 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,725 - WHO? - WOO. 207 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,026 - WHO? - YES? 208 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,994 - WHAT? - NO, NOT HU WHO. 209 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,029 WHO WHO? 210 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,697 - NO, WOO WHO. 211 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,032 - WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 212 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:45,766 - HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE-- 213 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,034 OKAY! 214 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,202 ENOUGH WITH THE BELL! STOP WITH THE BELL! 215 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:52,606 - MY SUPERVISOR, SUPERINTENDENT WOO, IS IN TOWN. 216 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,208 HE'S NONE TOO HAPPY ABOUT ALL THE CRIMINALS RUNNING ABOUT. 217 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,545 SAYS THE SITUATION'S GOTTEN OUT OF HAND. 218 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,547 HE'S GOING TO FIRE ME! 219 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,114 HE'S BLAMING YOU ALL AS WELL. 220 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,984 - BUT IT'S NOT OUR FAULT WE HAVE TO WAIT AROUND FOR A PERMIT. 221 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,118 - THAT'S JUST IT. 222 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:08,155 HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO SEND IN AN ENTIRE POLICE FORCE 223 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,090 THAT WON'T NEED ANY PERMITS. 224 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:13,994 THERE WON'T BE ANY NEED FOR YOU, OR THE JADE PALACE, OR ME! 225 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,163 HE'S THREATENING TO SHUT IT ALL DOWN. 226 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,631 - HE CAN'T DO THAT. 227 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,066 - THAT'S WHY I ASKED HIM TO MEET WITH YOU. 228 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,034 NOW GET OUT OF THAT BED. 229 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,169 - HE CAN'T. 230 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,671 - HE HAS TO. 231 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,138 OR WE'LL ALL BE OUT ON THE STREET. 232 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,307 NOW HURRY. 233 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,043 - [sighs] WELL... 234 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,579 HELP ME GET UP. 235 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:33,814 - IT SHOULDN'T BE BUT A MOMENT. 236 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:38,018 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 237 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:43,991 [bone crunching and screaming continue] 238 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,927 [struggles] THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET UP. 239 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,161 - BUT YOU HAVE TO! 240 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,831 - [sighs] WE'RE DOOMED. 241 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,004 - OKAY, WE'RE JUST GOING TO-- - AH! 242 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,939 - MAYBE WE'LL JUST-- - AH! 243 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,774 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 244 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,042 - WHAT IS THAT SCREAMING? 245 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,877 - UH, "SCREAMING," DID YOU SAY? 246 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,846 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 247 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,815 - UH, YEAH, SCREAMING. 248 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:08,849 YOU DON'T HEAR IT? 249 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,884 DO YOU HEAR THIS? HUH? 250 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,052 WHAT'VE YOU GOT IN THAT BIG MELON, 251 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,253 SAWDUST AND RICE BAGS? 252 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,788 SCREAMING! 253 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,024 - OH, NO, THAT'S NOT SCREAMING. 254 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,994 HE'S DOING HIS MORNING EXERCISES. 255 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,763 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 256 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,965 THEY'RE VERY DIFFICULT. 257 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,067 - MASTER SHIFU, YOU CAN DO IT! 258 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,637 [bones crunching] - BLARG-OH-AH! 259 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,938 - [gasps] WAIT A MINUTE. 260 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,906 REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD ME READ THE SACRED SCROLLS? 261 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,642 THE VERY FIRST SCROLL HAS A POTION-- 262 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,243 - TO RELAX THE MUSCLES. 263 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,678 OF COURSE, PO! 264 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,046 YOU HAVE TO GO MAKE THAT POTION. 265 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,047 - I'M ON IT. 266 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,081 [bangs table] - GAH! 267 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,856 - WHAT? 268 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,763 WHAT ARE YOU DO-- 269 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:56,864 - UH, ARE YOU TALKING TO SOMEONE? 270 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:57,865 - EEH! 271 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:58,999 - UH, NO, NO. 272 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,968 I WAS JUST, UH-- [laughs nervously] 273 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,636 OOH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. 274 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,772 - IT'S A COLUMN. 275 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,874 - AND A FINE ONE, TOO. 276 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:07,941 DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THAT ANYMORE. 277 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,277 - [anxious muttering] OKAY-- 278 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:14,748 - WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG? 279 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,917 - OH, LOOK AT THAT. 280 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,019 - IT'S THE SAME COLUMN. 281 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,088 - JUST THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH A SECOND LOOK. 282 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,892 - OOH! 283 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,359 - I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE, HU. [scrolls crash] 284 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,729 DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY MAD FACE? 285 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,064 DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY MAD FACE?! 286 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,666 - IS IT MADDER THAN THAT ONE? 287 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:33,934 - MUCH. 288 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:38,438 - THEN...NO. 289 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,040 [bones crunching] - YAH! 290 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,110 [gulping] 291 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,679 AH. 292 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:55,055 PO! I THINK IT'S WORKING. 293 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,825 [sighs] YES, NOT A LICK OF PAIN. 294 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,096 I'M WALKING. 295 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,032 PO, YOU DID IT. 296 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,734 LET'S GO GREET OUR GUEST. 297 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,239 THIS IS WONDERFUL. 298 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:17,811 THAT POTION IS REALLY KICK-- AHH, WOO! WOO! 299 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:21,048 PO, DID YOU FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS PRECISELY? 300 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,449 - I DID BETTER THAN THAT. 301 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,051 YOU WERE IN SO MUCH PAIN, 302 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:24,952 I MADE IT TRIPLE STRENGTH. 303 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:25,953 - [gasps] 304 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,921 HIYA, IBEX! 305 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,857 OY, YOU MUST GO THROUGH A TON OF HATS. 306 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,991 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE OF THE HORNS. 307 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:31,992 - [gasps] 308 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,127 - I LIKE KUMQUATS! 309 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,295 WHEE! 310 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,897 AND THEY LIKE ME! 311 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,932 - [nervous whimper] 312 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:42,369 - THIS GUY IS THE GREAT MASTER SHIFU? 313 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,837 - I--UH--WELL-- 314 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:47,207 - [nervous stammering] 315 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,342 OF COURSE NOT. 316 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,511 I AM SHIFU. 317 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,414 - [gasps] 318 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,918 UH, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US FOR JUST A MOMENT. 319 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,086 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 320 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,254 - I GAVE SHIFU TOO MUCH POTION. 321 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,790 - WHAT POTION? 322 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,024 - FOR HIS BACK. 323 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,025 I GAVE HIM TOO MUCH, NOW CALM DOWN. 324 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,159 I CAN DO THIS. 325 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,161 - IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE? 326 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,197 - [gasps] NOT AT ALL. 327 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:14,802 CONSTABLE HU WAS JUST SHOWING ME THIS COLUMN. 328 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,037 IT'S...COLUMN. 329 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,440 IT IS AN HONOR TO MEET YOU, SUPERINTENDENT WOO. 330 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,842 - IF YOU'RE SHIFU, 331 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,877 THEN THAT MUST BE THE ONE THEY CALL PO, 332 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:24,812 THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 333 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,915 - I HAVE AIR IN MY BODY. 334 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,282 WHEE! 335 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,284 - I HEARD HE WAS KIND OF ODD. 336 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,886 - ODD? WHO SAID HE WAS ODD? 337 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,488 I MEAN, UH, YES, THAT'S PO. 338 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,357 OUR AWESOME LITTLE ODDBALL. 339 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,026 TUT, TUT. 340 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,027 - I'M MAKING EGGS. 341 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,963 EGG, EGG, EGG, EGG. 342 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,832 - HE MAY BE CUCKOO-CRAZY, 343 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,867 BUT I UNDERSTAND HE'S LETHAL. 344 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,501 - YOU UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY. 345 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,938 I'D HATE TO BE THE ONE TO GO UP AGAINST HIM. 346 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,106 - OOH, SILKY! 347 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:58,178 - UH, LET US STROLL THE COURTYARD. 348 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,247 SO YOU SEE, SUPERINTENDENT WOO, 349 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,582 THE AWESOME WARRIORS OF THE JADE PALACE 350 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,952 HAVE KEPT THE VALLEY SAFE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. 351 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:08,889 - [giggles] 352 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,858 - IT'S A, UH, TRAINING DEVICE. 353 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:14,127 MY OWN INVENTION. 354 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,296 WE HAVE ALWAYS DONE WHAT IS RIGHT. 355 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,865 OUR MISSION HAS BEEN TO KEEP THE PEACE 356 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:21,501 AND STOMP OUT "EVILNESS-NESS." - [yawns] 357 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,271 - WE WOULD HAVE STOPPED THOSE NO-GOOD PIGS RIGHT AWAY, 358 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,173 BUT SINCE WE HAD TO WAIT FOR A PERMIT... 359 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,041 WELL, YOU SEE THE DIFFICULTY. 360 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,877 - I SEE. 361 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,112 [clears throat] WELL, I MUST SAY, 362 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,281 I AM IMPRESSED, MASTER SHIFU. 363 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,315 MOST IMPRESSED. - [coos like a baby] 364 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,950 [bell rings] 365 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,251 - MM, VERY WELL. 366 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,420 I'M PREPARED TO SIGN OVER CONTROL 367 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,623 OF THE JADE PALACE TO YOU, MASTER SHIFU... 368 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,927 IF I CAN SEE THE DRAGON WARRIOR DO SOME FIGHT STUFF. 369 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,995 - WHAT? 370 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,263 - YOU MEAN, NOW? - [coos like a baby] 371 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,932 - OH, NO, OF COURSE NOT. 372 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,467 NEXT WEEK, MAYBE, I COULD PROBABLY SLEEP ON THE COUCH-- 373 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,971 YES, NOW! 374 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:02,575 - WAH! 375 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:06,146 WAH! 376 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,115 HIYAH, WAH! 377 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,616 - UH, FIGHT. 378 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,926 - SO EXCITING! 379 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,593 - ARE YOU SURE THIS IS KUNG FU? 380 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,362 I THOUGHT IT WAS DIFFERENT. 381 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,964 - WHAT? UH, AH, NO. 382 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,966 IT'S A NEW STYLE, AH-- 383 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,300 - UH, ER, BEAN BUN. 384 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,568 - UH, BEAN BUN DRAGON. 385 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,602 - BOK CHOY. 386 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:33,273 - BEAN BUN DRAGON BOK CHOY STYLE. 387 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,642 UH, YEAH, LOOK HOW HE'S SNEAKING UP ON ME, 388 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,578 LIKE A BEAN BUN. 389 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,380 - I HAVE FINGERS. 390 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,950 - TAKE THAT, AWESOME DRAGON WARRIOR! 391 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,617 OOH! AH! UH-OH. 392 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:48,621 OH, YEAH. AH! 393 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,658 - WHEE-YAH. 394 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,060 - HM. 395 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,363 MAYBE IF I SAW HIM DO THAT THINGY. 396 00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:00,968 [machinery whirls] 397 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:04,337 - [giggles] 398 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,573 HAPPY FEET! 399 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,509 WOO, WOO, WHEE! 400 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,710 YOO! 401 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,711 YAH! 402 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,114 - [laughs nervously] 403 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:18,718 - OOH, YEAH. 404 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,719 HM, HUH, OH. 405 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,256 - OH, HE'S GOOD. 406 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,027 - OOH, HM. 407 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,062 - [gasps] 408 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,599 - OH, YAH, WOW, WHEE. 409 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,569 [rapid gibberish] 410 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,705 OH, WOW. 411 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:43,510 WALNUTS FOR EVERYONE. 412 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,013 YAY! 413 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,514 - HA-HA. 414 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,516 - WELL, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, MASTER SHIFU. 415 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,052 I'LL JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE AND THE JADE PALACE 416 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,153 WILL RETURN COMPLETELY TO-- 417 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,388 - PO! - HUH, WHAT? 418 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,656 - MASTER SHIFU. 419 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,025 WE SEARCHED ALL NIGHT. 420 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,526 WE COULDN'T FIND THE PIGS ANYWHERE. 421 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,161 THEY MUST BE HIDING OUT. 422 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,695 - AH, THANK YOU, TIGRESS. - OH, OOH. 423 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,031 - THAT WILL BE ALL. 424 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:04,664 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHIFU? 425 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,033 - WITH ME? 426 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,167 AH, NOTHING, I'M FINE. 427 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,635 - NOT YOU. SHIFU. 428 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,636 - I'M SHIFU. 429 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,338 - OF COURSE HE IS. - WHO? 430 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,574 - ME! I'M SHIFU. 431 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,109 - WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON? 432 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,744 - THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. 433 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,313 NOW WHO IS SHIFU? 434 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:24,151 all: HIM! 435 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,385 - I SEE. 436 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,187 TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE OF ME, EH? 437 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,522 BIG JOKE, RIGHT? [laughs sarcastically] 438 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:30,657 - NO, NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 439 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,658 YOU SEE-- 440 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,326 - OH, YEAH, I SEE. 441 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,062 I SEE PLENTY! 442 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,197 I SEE I ALMOST ENTRUSTED THE VALLEY OF PEACE 443 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,066 IN THE HANDS OF A LUNATIC! 444 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:43,170 - I LIKE CHECKERS! 445 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,637 - AS OF THIS MOMENT, 446 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,407 I AM SHUTTING THE JADE PALACE DOWN FOR GOOD. 447 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,076 IT'S FINISHED! KAPUT! 448 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,710 OVER! THE END! 449 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,545 DONE, ET CETERA! 450 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,252 - [snores] 451 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,556 - FEELING BETTER, MASTER SHIFU? 452 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,292 - MUCH, YES. 453 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,260 THANK YOU FOR THE TEA. 454 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,796 - SO WE ACTUALLY DO NEED JOBS, RIGHT? 455 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,698 - I'M AFRAID YOU DO. 456 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,234 - NO. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 457 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,378 - YES, IT IS. 458 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,247 - MM. 459 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,616 - NOW, LOOK, PLEASE BE REASONABLE. 460 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,119 THE VALLEY NEEDS SHIFU AND HIS TEAM. 461 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,787 YOU CAN'T JUST SHUT THE JADE PALACE DOWN LIKE THAT. 462 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:35,788 - WANT TO BET? 463 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,457 I CAN AND I HAVE. 464 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,427 BOOM! BAM! SHUT! ET CETERA! 465 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,263 AND AS FOR YOU, YOU BIG-HEADED PACHYDERM, 466 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,432 YOU GIANT GRAY PILLOW WITH A NOSE, 467 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,134 YOU'RE FIRED! 468 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,702 - FIRED? - FIRED! 469 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,838 LIKE, DON'T SHOW UP TOMORROW. 470 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,207 GOOD DAY. 471 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,718 - FIRED. CANNED. SACKED. 472 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:09,622 CUT DOWN IN THE PRIME OF MY BUREAUCRATIC CAREER. 473 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,559 [gasps] WHATEVER WILL I TELL MOTHER? 474 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,463 - GOING SOMEWHERE? 475 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,897 - SUSSED THAT OUT, DID YOU? 476 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,299 I'M WALKING ON A ROAD, RIGHT? 477 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,767 RIGHT! 478 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,769 NOW, OUT OF MY WAY, I HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS 479 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,505 TO ATTEND TO. 480 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,674 - OOH, "IMPORTANT BUSINESS." 481 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,410 - DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE IMPORTANT? 482 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,745 - YOU BET YOUR CURLY LITTLE TAILS IT DOES. 483 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,581 REAL IMPORTANT. 484 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,216 - THEN, MR. IMPORTANT, 485 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,586 THEY'LL PROBABLY PAY A LOT OF MONEY TO GET YOU BACK. 486 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,254 [all laugh] 487 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,523 - NO! UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT! 488 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,891 HELP! 489 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,727 I'M BEING ABDUCTED BY DISGUSTING PIGS! 490 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,896 - "DISGUSTING"? IS THAT NICE? 491 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,832 - GOOD GRACIOUS. 492 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,202 [doors open] 493 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,836 SUPERINTENDENT WOO! 494 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,771 HE'S BEEN ABDUCTED BY THOSE NASTY PIGS. 495 00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,772 - WHERE? 496 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,541 - THE ROAD OUT OF TOWN. 497 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,210 - WE'LL TAKE THE SHORTCUT THROUGH THE FOREST, 498 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,311 HEAD THEM OFF! 499 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,447 - PLEASE, PLEASE! LET ME GO! 500 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,815 I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT. 501 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:09,849 PLEASE. 502 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:14,721 - HE'S A REAL WHINY BOY. [laughs] 503 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,289 - HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 504 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,390 LONG TIME, NO SEE. 505 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,692 - OH! THANK HEAVEN! 506 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,494 BACK OFF, YOU HAIRLESS GOBS. 507 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,829 THEY'RE HERE TO RESCUE ME. 508 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:26,233 - OH, UM, YEAH, ABOUT THAT. 509 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,468 SORRY, BUT, UH, WE CAN'T. 510 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,869 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 511 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:30,937 - WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 512 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,539 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 513 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,708 - WE CAN'T BECAUSE YOU KIND OF SHUT US DOWN. 514 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,944 WE DON'T WANT TO BREAK ANY LAWS BY FIGHTING THESE GUYS. 515 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,846 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 516 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,782 - YES, WHAT A PITY. 517 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,717 - SO, GOOD LUCK WITH THINGS. 518 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:48,655 SEE YA. 519 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,290 - AM I JUST DUMB, 520 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,659 OR DO YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON EITHER? 521 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,493 - BOTH. 522 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,795 - NO! PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO SAVE ME. 523 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,264 PLEASE! 524 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,766 NO MAD FACE, I PROMISE. 525 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,302 - YEAH, BUT THE JADE PALACE-- 526 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,770 - IS RETURNED TO SERVICE! 527 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,505 I'M NOT SHUTTING IT DOWN. 528 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,507 NO, OF COURSE IT'S OPEN. 529 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,709 CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE? [laughs weakly] 530 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,843 - [whispers] AND MY JOB? 531 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,679 - AND CONSTABLE HU'S JOB? 532 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,647 - OH, OH, YES. YES, OF COURSE. 533 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,383 HE'S NOT FIRED. ANOTHER JOKE. 534 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,685 YOU GUYS GOTTA LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE. 535 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,852 - [whispers] AND A PAY RATE INCREASE? 536 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,688 - AND A PAY RA--HEY. 537 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,323 - WORTH A TRY. 538 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,791 - EVERYTHING WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL. 539 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,958 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 540 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,795 JUST PLEASE, HELP ME. 541 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,597 - WELL, IN THAT CASE. 542 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,465 HWAA! 543 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:36,303 - [grunts] 544 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,871 [bones crunching] - OH, OH. 545 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,907 [both grunting] 546 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,750 [bones crunching] OW! 547 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,352 [both grunting] 548 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,891 [bones crunching] YAA! 549 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,360 [smack] AW! 550 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,064 - [gasps] 551 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,799 HYUH-HA! 552 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,000 [grunting] 553 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,436 - OW! 554 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,871 - SHIFU, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 555 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,741 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. 556 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,414 [boom] 557 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,467 - WACHA! [thud] 558 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,872 - I SAY, THAT DOES LOOK LIKE FUN. 559 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:46,873 - RIGHT? 560 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:47,874 - [screaming] 561 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,743 NO! 562 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,011 AH! 563 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,713 - OH! - OOF! 564 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,382 - [screams] 565 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,985 - [grunting] A LITTLE MORE, A LITTLE MORE. 566 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,553 A LITTLE--GAH! 567 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,427 - OH! 568 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,397 - [screaming] 569 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,040 - CONGRATULATIONS, SHIFU. 570 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:24,577 THE VALLEY OF PEACE IS RETURNED TO YOUR CARE. 571 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,779 - THANKS TO PO'S QUICK THINKING. 572 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,047 GOOD JOB, PANDA. 573 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,082 - THANKS, MASTER SHIFU. 574 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:32,552 - WELL, WITH YOU ALL TAKING CARE OF THE CRIMINALS, 575 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,421 I CAN RETURN TO MY OFFICE IN THE VILLAGE 576 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,122 AND FOCUS ON MY REAL PASSION: 577 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,057 [laughing] PAPERWORK. 578 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,427 - BANDITS! 579 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,429 IN THE VILLAGE SQUARE! 580 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,667 [chime] 581 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,802 - ENJOY. 582 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,004 - WOO-HOO! 583 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,473 all: HIYA! 37436

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