Original subtitles

- WA-CHA! HIYA!

- AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA:

LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.

[gong rings]

* HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *

[scatting]

* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP *

* NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME *

* HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP *

* AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *

OOH! AHH! YAH!

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *

* AND MASTER THE SKILLS

* OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS *

* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE

* PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING *

* SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE *

* KUNG FU PANDA

* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS

SWEET!

[flute music]

*

- DIG, YOU WRETCHED WRETCHES.

DIG!

[clang]

LIFT. LIFT!

[laughs]

OH, IT'S MINE.

MINE!

THE GONG LU MEDALLION.

ABSOLUTE POWER, AT LAST!

[laughing]

- [hums] I LOVES ME SOME CRAFT FAIR.

- TEN YUAN?

FOR THIS PIECE OF JUNK?

- I--I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.

- OH, YEAH?

NEWS FLASH, YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE.

- YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE.

- GIVE US YOUR CASH BOX.

NOW!

[porcelain shatters]

- I THINK THOSE GUYS NEED TO CHECK OUT THE KIOSK OF JUSTICE.

- WHAT?

- I MEAN THAT, TODAY ONLY,

SMACKDOWNS ARE TWO FOR ONE!

- I, UH, WHA-WHAT?

- [sighs] CRAFT FAIR REFERENCES.

TRY TO KEEP UP.

COME ON, WE'LL GET THE DROP ON THOSE GUYS.

- IF YOU WANT MY CASH BOX,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT.

- [gasps] IT'S PENG.

- TODAY ONLY, SMACKDOWNS ARE TWO FOR ONE.

- [laughs] TWO FOR ONE! - [laughs] YES, YES, YES.

- [grunts] - HAR-AH!

- OH-OH!

- YAAH!

EH, OH.

- HEI, HAI.

- AHH!

all: WHOA.

- I, UH, I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

I CAN'T LET PENG SEE ME.

- WHY? I THOUGHT YOU AND PENG WERE BUDDIES NOW?

[smack] - OHH!

- WE ARE, I MEAN, IT'S JUST, UH--

LOOK, PENG'S A GREAT KID, AND A BONA FIDE KUNG FU GENIUS.

BUT IT SORT OF TURNS OUT THAT HE'S ALSO KIND OF...

TAI LUNG'S NEPHEW.

- WHAT WHAT? - TAI LUNG'S NEPHEW?

HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD US?

- UH, SLIPPED MY MIND?

- IS IT 'CAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID?

- WHAT ELSE COULD I DO?

[thunder]

TAI LUNG WAS THE MOST DANGEROUS KUNG FU MASTER IN CHINA,

AND HE WANTED TO BE DRAGON WARRIOR.

SO HE TRIED TO DESTROY US

AND THE VALLEY. I--I HAD TO, YOU KNOW...

- SKADOOSH PENG'S UNCLE?

- WELL, WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT, IT SOUNDS--

- TRUE? - [sighs]

- COME ON, PO.

YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

- THINK THAT MATTERS TO PENG?

- I WONDER IF HE KNOWS?

- HYA! [grunts]

UNH, HYA!

- OHH!

- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M NOT EAGER TO FIND OUT.

- PO, PENG'S A FRIEND.

YOU NEED TO BE HONEST WITH HIM ABOUT...YOU KNOW.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. - YEAH, DON'T WORRY.

THE KID CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH.

PROBABLY.

- MASTER MONKEY. MASTER CRANE.

- IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, PENG.

UH, SO, UH...WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO TOWN?

- I'M HERE TO FIND THE DRAGON WARRIOR.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

- OF COURSE! HE'S RIGHT...

UH, THERE. - YEAH.

- HE AND I NEED TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK.

- [gasps] HE KNOWS!

[flute music]

- HEY, EVERYBODY. LOOK WHO WE FOUND.

- PENG. - HEY, BUDDY.

- WELCOME BACK, YOUNG MASTER.

- MASTER SHIFU.

I'VE RETURNED TO FIND THE DRAGON WARRIOR.

- HMM, HE RUSHED IN A MOMENT AGO.

PO?

- GUESS WHAT WE FOUND OUT.

- [whistles]

- ZENG, HAVE YOU SEEN PO?

- UH, NO--NO, MASTER SHIFU, UH...

HE'S PROBABLY OFF DOING SOMETHING BODACIOUSLY AWESOME,

AS IS HIS CUSTOM. [chuckles]

- MASTER SHIFU, HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHIFT STONES?

ONE OF THEM IS MISSING.

- A SHIFT STONE?

- [whistles] UNH.

- WE SEEM TO HAVE FOUND IT.

- [quacks]

- AH, PENG, BUDDY. I WAS JUST, UH--

I THOUGHT I'D--I MEAN--

BUDDY!

- DRAGON WARRIOR, I WAS HOPING TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.

PERHAPS WE COULD TAKE A WALK?

- UH, SURE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, SHIFU?

FEEL LIKE STRETCHING THOSE FURRY LITTLE LEGS?

- ACTUALLY, I WAS HOPING TO SPEAK TO YOU ALONE.

- OKAAAY.

WELL, HERE WE ARE.

NICE AND SECLUDED.

JUST YOU AND ME, NO ONE FOR MILES AROUND.

- I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.

- [laughs] GREAT! SO ENOUGH ABOUT ME.

HOW ARE YOU? WHAT'S NEW?

HEARD ANY INTERESTING STORIES?

- I HAVE HEARD STORIES.

ABOUT MY UNCLE TAI LUNG. - HMM?

MM, HMM.

TAI LUNG, DID YOU SAY?

HM, YEAH, SOUNDS FAMILIAR, BUT I--

- THEY SAY YOU DESTROYED HIM,

BUT THAT, UH-- THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.

YOU'RE MY HERO, PO.

PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE.

- OH-HO-HO-HO! YES, I DID IT!

I SKADOOSHED YOUR UNCLE!

[sighs] I'M SORRY, PENG.

IT IS TRUE. - I SEE.

- WOW, YOU'RE ACTUALLY TAKING THIS A LOT BETTER THAN I--

- RAH! - AYAH!

- YAH! HUNH, DAH, GAH. HYAA!

HOW COULD YOU DO IT?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND.

- UNH, I AM.

BUT I'M ALSO THE DRAGON WARRIOR.

TAI LUNG WAS EVIL.

ALL HE WANTED WAS POWER.

- LIAR!

GYAH! AH, DAH!

- UNH, HUNH. IT'S TRUE!

HE DIDN'T CARE WHO HE HURT.

HE WOULD HAVE LAID WASTE TO THE ENTIRE VALLEY.

- DYAH!

YOU DESTROYED MY UNCLE.

AND NOW YOU WANT TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT HIM!

- PENG, IT'S NO LIE.

HOO, AHA.

WHOA! - HYA, GAH, JAH!

GYAI! - AH-OW!

- YAAH-HAA!

THE WUSHI FINGER HOLD.

YOU'RE GONNA USE IT ON ME

THE SAME WAY YOU USED IT ON TAI LUNG.

- NO! I--OF COURSE NOT.

PENG, I'M SORRY. I JUST...REACTED.

PLEASE, CAN WE JUST BE PALS LIKE WE USED TO?

- HYA! - YOW!

AH--AHH--AHH--YAAH!

[splash]

- THIS ISN'T OVER, DRAGON WARRIOR!

[flute music]

- GAH.

[panting] MASTER SHIFU.

- PANDA! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!

I WAS SO--UH-- [clears throat]

YOU'VE RETURNED.

- YEAH, BUT IF IT WERE UP TO PENG?

I WOULDN'T HAVE.

- MONKEY AND CRANE TOLD ME

OF PENG'S UNFORTUNATE FAMILY LINEAGE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING.

- I KNOW.

I GUESS I WAS TOO BUSY BLAMING MYSELF FOR WHAT HAPPENED.

- NO. IT WAS MY FAULT.

IF I HAD SEEN THE DARKNESS IN TAI LUNG SOONER,

THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO--

[sighs] YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO.

- THEN WHY DO I FEEL SO CRUMMY ABOUT IT?

- BECAUSE, UNLIKE TAI LUNG, BENEATH ALL THAT FLAB

BEATS THE HEART OF A HERO.

- [whimpers]

WHOA!

OKAY, EASY PENG.

I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET,

BUT CALM DOWN.

KUNG FU VERSUS KUNG FU, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BEAT ME.

NOTHING'S CHANGED.

AH! EXCEPT FOR THAT.

[gulps]

- DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS SWORD?

HYA, YAH.

IT BELONGED TO MY UNCLE.

THE GREAT KUNG FU MASTER TAI LUNG.

- OH, IT'S...LOVELY?

AH, PENG.

VENGEANCE ISN'T THE ANSWER.

OR, IF IT IS THE ANSWER, COULD IT NOT BE IN THE FACE?

- I'M NOT HERE FOR VENGEANCE.

I CHECKED YOUR STORY.

[sighs] EVERYONE CONFIRMS IT.

EVERYONE.

MY UNCLE BECAME EVIL.

YOU DID WHAT YOU THOUGHT--

YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

- THANKS, PENG.

SO, YOU KNOW...

YOU STILL HAVE AN INVITE TO TRAIN HERE AT THE JADE PALACE.

- NEVER.

KUNG FU IS LIKE POISON.

- NO, IT'S NOT.

- IT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

- NO, IT HELPS YOU DO WHAT YOU MUST.

- TAI LUNG-- - MISUSED KUNG FU.

- HE TURNED EVIL.

[clang]

I'M QUITTING KUNG FU.

FOREVER. - WHAT?

NO, YOU CAN'T QUIT!

YOU'RE A ONCE-IN-A-GENERATION KUNG FU TALENT.

IF I WASN'T ME,

I'D WANNA BE YOU.

WE COULD BE PARTNERS!

- GOOD-BYE, PO.

- PENG, DON'T, PLEASE.

UH, HEY. YOU FORGOT YOUR SWORD!

- KEEP IT.

I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH POWER, OR MY UNCLE, OR KUNG FU!

OR YOU!

- [sighs]

- PERHAPS IT'S FOR THE BEST, PO.

WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH OF TAI LUNG IS TRULY IN PENG?

- YOU DON'T MEAN--

- I DON'T KNOW.

BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE,

WE SHOW WHAT'S REALLY IN OUR HEARTS.

[knock at door] - OH, IT'S PENG!

I'M COMING, BUDDY!

- HYAH! - WHOA!

[gasps]

- [laughs]

- TEMUTAI.

- THE JADE PALACE IS MINE.

LET GOLDEN MITTENS AND A CROWN OF CHESTNUTS BE BROUGHT TO ME!

- WHAT? AH--MITTENS?

- HE'S WEARING THE GONG LU MEDALLION.

IT GREATLY ENHANCES THE WEARER'S ABILITIES.

- I WILL CONQUER ALL OF CHINA.

AND THEN, A GIANT STAIRWAY...

TO THE MOON!

- IT ALSO ENHANCES THE WEARER'S DARKEST CRAZED EMOTIONS.

- BOW TO YOUR INVINCIBLE MOON EMPEROR!

- ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY?

- TAKE HIM! all: HYAI!

- WAIT! THAT MEDALLION--

- OOH!

all: AAH!

- SHIFU? GUYS!

- [grunts]

- HA!

WABA! OH, AH.

- [grunts] - AAAHH!

- [singing]

[whoosh, crash]

WHO PUT THIS BIG HOLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SHOP?

- [grunts] - OH, SON.

ARE YOU...GOING TO HELP ME FILL THIS UP?

- AH, OH, SORRY, DAD. IT'S TEMUTAI.

HE'S SUPER STRONG AND SUPER DELUSIONAL.

I'M GONNA NEED SOME SERIOUS KUNG FU HELP.

[sighs]

AND THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WITH THOSE KIND OF SKILLS.

PENG.

- GREAT!

CAN HE HELP YOU FILL THE HOLE?

[whoosh, whoosh]

- [exhales]

- I THOUGHT YOU QUIT KUNG FU?

- I'M NOT FIGHTING.

I'M CREATING. BIG DIFFERENCE.

- PENG, I NEED YOUR HELP.

IT'S TEMUTAI.

HE'S GOT SHIFU AND THE FIVE,

AND THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT HE'LL DO TO THEM.

- SO HANDLE IT.

YOU'RE THE HONORABLE DRAGON WARRIOR.

- I TRIED.

BUT HE'S GOT THIS MEDALLION THAT MAKES HIM SUPER STRONG.

- I'M NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN, PO.

I'M DONE WITH KUNG FU.

- PENG, WAIT.

HOW CAN YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON THOSE WHO NEED YOU?

THIS IS WHAT KUNG FU IS FOR.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

- I LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT MY UNCLE.

I WON'T FOLLOW HIM DOWN THAT PATH.

AND, REALLY, I HAVE TO THANK YOU, PO.

I OWE YOU ONE.

YOU SAVED ME FROM MYSELF.

- PENG, KUNG FU CAN'T MAKE YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.

- AND YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?

- YES. YES, I DO.

WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S RIGHT.

[flute music]

- BEHOLD, TEMUTAI!

LORD OF THE MOON!

LET A STEP LADDER OF TOFU BE BROUGHT TO ME!

- TEMUTAI, LISTEN TO ME.

THE GONG LU MEDALLION IS CLOUDING

WHAT LITTLE JUDGMENT YOU EVER HAD.

- LIAR!

YOU WANT THE MOON FOR YOURSELF.

BUT I WILL FINISH YOU OFF INSTEAD.

- STOP, TEMUTAI!

YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR VILLAINY.

AND ALSO FOR THESE DOORS.

WHICH COST A LOT, BY THE WAY.

- YOU AGAIN.

YOU ARE GETTING ON THE MOON EMPEROR'S LAST NERVE.

GAAH-RA-GAH!

HYA!

[grunting]

- WHOA!

AH!

OOF.

- PO. WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

- UH, PLAN?

YOW!

- HYAH!

- WAH-TAH!

- GAH!

- [grunts]

- GAH. - OOH!

- HAR!

- OW.

OOH. OH.

- YOU SHOULD HAVE WORSHIPPED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE.

UNGH.

WHO TOOK MY MEDALLION?

- HELLO, TEMUTAI.

REMEMBER ME?

- OHH.

PENG! YOU CAME BACK.

- OH, YES.

YOU'RE THAT NICE KUNG FU KID WHO TRIED TO KILL ME.

I NEVER LIKED YOU!

HYA! - WAH! HYA-TAH!

[all fighting, grunting]

- HUNH! HUNH, UNH, UNGH.

- PENG! YES!

WAY TO GO, BUDDY!

- CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FREE US NOW?

- OH, RIGHT.

- I THOUGHT HE HAD US. all: THANKS, PO.

- WELL DONE, PENG.

NOW GIVE US THE MEDALLION SO WE CAN LOCK IT UP.

- BUT THE FIRE INSIDE.

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

I CAN FEEL ITS POWER.

- [chuckles] EASY, PAL.

THAT THING'S DANGEROUS. NOW HAND IT OVER.

- NO!

- NEVER FELT SO STRONG BEFORE.

LIKE I CAN DO ANYTHING.

ANYTHING!

[grunts, shouts]

HYAI!

YOU WERE RIGHT, PO.

I DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF POWER.

I SHOULD EMBRACE IT,

AND NEVER LET IT GO!

NEVER! HYA!

[whoosh, crash]

- AND THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

- IT'S THE MEDALLION.

HIS DARKER EMOTIONS ARE COMING TO THE SURFACE.

PENG IS TOO DANGEROUS NOW.

WE HAVE TO GET THE MEDALLION AWAY FROM HIM.

DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO. - WHAT?

NO, WAIT! LET ME TALK TO HIM.

OKAY, PENG, JUST GIVE ME THE MEDALLION BEFORE YOU--

- HYA, RAH!

- AH!

- YOU WANT ALL THE POWER FOR YOURSELF.

YOU DESTROYED MY UNCLE, AND NOW YOU WANT TO DESTROY ME.

WELL, DRAGON WARRIOR,

TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.

- HYAI-AH!

[both grunting, fighting]

[clang] - HYA!

- OH!

- HYA! YAH, WAH!

HYAI, HAI, HUNH.

- YAH, GYAH! - AH.

- OW!

- HYA!

- UGH!

- PENG, NO!

- OH!

- HYA! [both grunting, fighting]

- HRAH!

- UNGH! - HUNH.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

KUNG FU DIDN'T CORRUPT TAI LUNG.

YOU DID.

THE POWER OF THE DRAGON WARRIOR SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS.

- INTERESTING...

THEORY. - GYAH!

- [pants] OOH!

OOH, OOH, AW-OH-OW!

AAH,

THIS...OW! SEEMS...OOH-OOH!

FAMILIAR. GAA-AAH!

OOH, AW!

[panting]

- COME BACK HERE.

- RAH-AH!

- GAH. HYA!

- WHOA-OW!

- DON'T HURT MY BABY! DON'T HURT MY FAMILY!

STAY AWAY! - [gasps]

[all screaming]

- TYAH! - OOH.

- GYAH!

GAH.

- AH, AH!

- HYAH!

- WOW.

- YOU TOOK A CHANCE ON ME, PO.

AND YOU WERE WRONG.

- NO, PENG!

I GOTTA MAKE YOU SEE.

- HYAH!

HRAH!

WHERE ARE YOU?

SHOW YOURSELF!

HYAH, YAH!

YAH!

I'LL FIND YOU, DRAGON WARRIOR.

AND THEN I'LL AVENGE MY UNCLE.

I ONLY WISH HE COULD BE HERE TO SEE IT.

- BUT I AM HERE, NEPHEW.

- UN--UNCLE?

TAI LUNG?

- HELLO, PENG.

- HO--HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?

- IT'S THE MEDALLION.

IT ALLOWED YOUR WISH TO CONJURE ME UP.

AND NOW, TOGETHER, WE CAN DESTROY THE DRAGON WARRIOR.

- YES. - DESTROY ALL OUR ENEMIES!

- YES! - DESTROY EVERYONE!

- YE--EVERYONE?

- BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT OUR KUNG FU IS FOR.

[villagers shouting, cowering]

WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE,

WE SHOVE HARD.

- WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE?

NO. - DON'T BE WEAK.

USE YOUR POWER! TAKE WHAT'S OWED YOU.

THAT'S WHAT I'D DO.

YOU WANTED TO HURT PO.

HERE.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.

- GAH! - NO!

YAH! - UNH!

GAH!

- AH!

HYAH!

[both grunting, fighting]

YOU BETRAYED YOUR FRIENDS.

YOU DISGRACED OUR FAMILY.

YOU'RE A VILLAIN.

A VILLAIN!

- UNH!

- HYAH!

NO.

IT'S NOT RIGHT.

IT'S NOT ME.

- USE THE MEDALLION, PENG.

IT'S POWER WILL MAKE YOU JUST LIKE ME.

- NO.

BECAUSE WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE,

I'M NOT LIKE YOU.

AND I DON'T WANNA BE!

- [laughs] I KNEW IT!

- PO?

WHAT IS THIS?

- REMEMBER THAT SHIFT STONE?

IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO REACH YOU.

I'M SORRY.

- HOW DID YOU KNOW-- THAT I WOULDN'T--

- 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE YOUR UNCLE.

BECAUSE UNDERNEATH ALL THAT FLAB,

BEATS A HEART OF A HERO,

NOT A VILLAIN.

- WELL, PENG.

WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS NOW?

- YOU KIDDING, MASTER SHIFU?

PENG'S GONNA STAY HERE AND TRAIN WITH US.

RIGHT, BUDDY?

- PO. - OH, I FORGOT.

DON'T FORGET YOUR SWORD.

- GRR-YAH!

NOW IT CAN'T HURT ANYONE.

AND NEITHER CAN I.

KUNG FU IS OVER FOR ME, PO.

FOREVER. - WHAT?

- THE MEDALLION ENHANCES THE WEARER'S DARKEST EMOTIONS.

THAT MEANS SOMEWHERE DEEP WITHIN ME,

THERE IS EVIL, AND A THIRST FOR POWER.

- BUT--NO.

YOU OVERCAME THE MEDALLION.

- THANKS TO YOU.

BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE NOT AROUND THE NEXT TIME?

IT'S INSIDE ME, PO.

I CAN'T TAKE THE CHANCE.

GOOD-BYE.