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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:03,671 - [grunting] 2 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:08,209 - AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:11,379 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:14,382 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 5 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:17,751 [scatting] 6 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,253 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 7 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:21,255 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 8 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:22,590 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 9 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,692 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 10 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,060 OOH! AHH! YAH! 11 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,828 * KUNG FU PANDA 12 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,531 [scatting] 13 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:33,734 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 14 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,836 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 15 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,538 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 16 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,240 * KUNG FU PANDA 17 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,242 [scatting] 18 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:44,545 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 19 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,214 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 20 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,348 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 21 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,117 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 22 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,184 OOH! AH! UNGH! 23 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:53,754 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,623 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:56,657 SWEET! 26 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:14,275 [birds chirping] 27 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,443 - TIGRESS, I'M JUST SAYING, 28 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,610 IF WE WORE MATCHING OUTFITS, 29 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,212 WE MIGHT FEEL CLOSER. 30 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,280 - I AGREE. 31 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:20,381 THAT'S WHY I'M AGAINST IT. 32 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,715 - WE COULD HAVE HATS. 33 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,284 I'D LET YOU DESIGN THEM. 34 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,619 - OKAY, MY HAT WOULD BE INVISIBLE. 35 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,821 AND YOURS WOULD COVER YOUR MOUTH. 36 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:30,158 - HA, FUNNY...JOKE. 37 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,259 - SHH. - WHAT? 38 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:32,460 "SHH" LIKE YOU HEARD SOMETHING? 39 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,628 OR "SHH" LIKE YOU'RE GONNA STRANGLE ME? 40 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,164 - BOTH. 41 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,498 - ALL RIGHT, BRING 'EM OVER HERE. 42 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,566 THAT'S RIGHT. 43 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:42,170 GET HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL. 44 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:45,473 HAND OVER THE MONEY, OLD MAN. 45 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:48,176 [coins jingle] 46 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,244 ARE YOU WHA- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 47 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,180 WHAT IS THIS, FIVE YUAN? 48 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,215 THIS WOULDN'T BUY ME A BOWL OF NOODLES. 49 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,749 - UH, ACTUALLY, I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GET 50 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,585 A BOWL OF NOODLES FOR TWO YUAN. 51 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,753 - [sighs] 52 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,489 DO YOU WANNA DO THIS, GAH-RI? 53 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,591 DO YOU WANNA DO MY JOB? - NO, I JUST-- 54 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,326 - WELL, NO, MAYBE THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO. 55 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,327 MAYBE WE SHOULD SWITCH JOBS. 56 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,395 YOU COULD TELL ME LIKE, 57 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:10,298 "OH, I GOT THIS BOWL OF SOUP PLACE FOR TWO YUAN." 58 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,200 YEAH, YOU TRY BEING THE LEADER, 59 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,202 AND I'LL TRY BEING THE TOTAL PAIN IN THE BUTT 60 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,270 WHO'S ALL LIKE INTERRUPTING! 61 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,705 - DON'T BE LIKE THAT. - [grunts] 62 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,274 - OOF! [crash] 63 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:21,475 - GIVE US THE REST OF THE MONEY 64 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:25,246 OR I SHALL SMITE YOU WITH THE MIGHTY WRATH OF MY PUNCH. 65 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:26,614 THAT'S HOW YOU DO THIS JOB. 66 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,782 DIRECT. 67 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,219 HE-HEY THERE, YOU. 68 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:34,222 WHAT'S--UM, HOW'S YOUR WHOLE TIGER--[grunts] 69 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:36,790 - LET'S NOT SPOIL THIS BY TALKING. 70 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:37,758 - [gulps] - YOU OKAY, SIR? 71 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,361 - [screams] - HALE AND HEARTY, MY GOOD MAN. 72 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,830 DESPITE THEIR MALITUDINOUS INTENTIONS, 73 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:47,335 THOSE RUFFIANS HARMED ME NOT ONE JOT OR ONE TITTLE. 74 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,238 - I IMAGINE YOU'LL WANNA BE MOVING ALONG NOW? 75 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,839 - YOU KNOW, NORMALLY I WOULD, 76 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,541 BUT I SORT OF CAN'T. 77 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:54,675 DON'T GET ME WRONG. 78 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,544 Y-YOU SCARE ME. 79 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:58,912 ANY SECOND NOW I'LL BE STANDING IN A PUDDLE. 80 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,482 BUT, UM, THE GUY I'M WORKING FOR, 81 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,716 HE SCARES ME MORE. 82 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,752 - WHO'S THAT? - I CAN'T TELL YOU. 83 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,387 - BECAUSE IT'S TONG FO. 84 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,555 - TONG FO! 85 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,757 - GAH, CAN YOU BELIEVE-- 86 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,259 THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO-- 87 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,660 DARN IT, GAH-RI! 88 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,627 LOOK! 89 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:16,330 THAT GUY STOLE A LOT OF MONEY FROM MY BOSS. 90 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,999 - A BOLD-FACED PREVARICATION, SIR. 91 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,001 - I CAN'T GO BACK WITHOUT THAT MONEY. 92 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,337 TONG FO WILL DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO ME. 93 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,339 AND HE'LL STARE AT ME WITH THOSE EYES. 94 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:28,542 - THE EYES ARE SPOOKY. 95 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,347 - SO BE IT. 96 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,348 - STAND BACK. 97 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:35,349 LOOKS LIKE THINGS 98 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:36,784 ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL. 99 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:40,020 - CROC BANDITS, ATTACK! 100 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,955 [screaming] 101 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:42,956 - [clumsily] HUH-HUH! 102 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:48,962 [all grunting] 103 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,847 - OOH! 104 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,854 - HAND OVER THE MONEY, OLD MAN. 105 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,327 - [grunts] 106 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,329 - YAH! 107 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:24,432 - PERHAPS I CAN BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE. 108 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,334 - NO, DON'T! 109 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,569 - HIYA! 110 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,538 - WAH! 111 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,475 - HUH, WHA-- 112 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:37,345 - HIYA! - OOH! 113 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:39,513 - WHOA. 114 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,349 - HE IS GOOD. 115 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:43,917 BUT NOT GREAT. 116 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,085 [screaming] 117 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,787 [crash] 118 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,021 - THIS ISN'T OVER. 119 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:51,459 WELL, THIS PART'S OVER, BUT THERE'S GONNA BE OTHER PARTS! 120 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,364 - AAH! 121 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:58,499 - IT WOULD SEEM WE TAUGHT THOSE HOOLIGANS 122 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,434 A BADLY-NEEDED LESSON IN 123 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:03,771 INTERPERSONAL AFFILIATORIES, NO? 124 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,607 - YEAH, YOU REALLY KICKED SOME CROC THERE, OLD TIMER. 125 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,109 - EH, SHIRONG. 126 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,111 - OH, I'M PO AND THIS IS TIGRESS. 127 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,680 - ARE YOU TRAVELLING FAR? 128 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,114 - I SHOULD BE NEARLY THERE. 129 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:18,552 I'M ON MY WAY TO VISIT MY SON AT THE JADE PALACE. 130 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:19,553 - YOUR SON? 131 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:22,390 - YES, HIS NAME IS SHIFU. 132 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,557 DO YOU KNOW HIM? 133 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:27,828 - [excited gasp] 134 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,029 YOU'RE SHIFU'S DAD! 135 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,698 HE'S YOUR SON. MY MASTER'S YOUR SON. 136 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:31,699 WHAT WAS HE LIKE AS A KID? 137 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:33,501 WAS HE GOOD, WAS HE BAD? DID HE GET IN TROUBLE? 138 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,402 DID YOU SPANK HIM? 139 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,168 WHAT DID HE PLAY WITH? WHAT DID HE EAT? 140 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,704 DID HE HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND? 141 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:37,738 DID HE STICK THINGS UP HIS NOSE? 142 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,139 DID HE EVER MAKE THAT "AH" FACE? 143 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,140 OOH, DID HE WEAR DIAPERS? 144 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,041 DID THEY SMELL LIKE KUNG FU? 145 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:44,412 - SHIFU WAS THE PERFECT CHILD, REALLY. 146 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:48,048 HIS BEHAVIOR WAS ALWAYS UTTERLY PROVESTRICABLE. 147 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:51,885 - OH, YEAH, SAME OLD SHIFU. 148 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,425 - PO, DO YOU KNOW THE LAO GOO MYSTERY 149 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,992 OF THE DISAPPEARING COIN? 150 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:03,897 - NO, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL. 151 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:07,167 - [clears throat] DO YOU HAVE A COIN I COULD BORROW? 152 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,670 - [jingles coins] 153 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,440 - [mumbles] 154 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,711 - WHOA! 155 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,012 CAN I SEE THAT AGAIN? 156 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,048 - OF COURSE. 157 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,890 - WHOA. - [groans] 158 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,694 - WHOA! 159 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,896 WHOA, IS THIS EVER GONNA GET OLD? 160 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,465 - NOT FOR ME. 161 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,602 - WHOA! 162 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:44,472 I'M OUT. 163 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:47,475 YOU, SIR, ARE GOOD. 164 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:53,647 OH, MAN, SHIFU IS GONNA BE SO EXCITED. 165 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:54,915 WAIT, SHOULD WE KNOCK? 166 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:57,651 LET'S KNOCK. 167 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:03,491 SURPRISE! 168 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:07,528 - SON. 169 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:11,164 - WOW, THAT WAS NOT QUITE-- HUH. 170 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,836 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 171 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:19,640 - ARE YOU STILL UPSET ABOUT...THINGS? 172 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:24,244 - YES, I AM STILL UPSET ABOUT THINGS. 173 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,580 - WELL, I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING 174 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,782 THAT MIGHT TAKE YOUR MIND OFF IT. 175 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:31,084 MY FIST! HA-HA! 176 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:34,788 [both grunting] 177 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:35,789 - DON'T. 178 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:38,125 [both grunting] 179 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,993 - HA-HA! 180 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,662 - HA! 181 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,769 - I SEE YOUR SKILLS HAVE PROGRESSED FAR 182 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,271 SINCE I FIRST INTRODUCED YOU TO KUNG FU. 183 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,940 ONE THING THOUGH. 184 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:56,544 YOU NEVER DID UNDERSTAND STRATEGY. 185 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,178 [metal clangs] - OW! 186 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,947 - ISN'T IT MARVELOUS, MY BOY? 187 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,782 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 188 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,283 - IF THIS WERE LIKE OLD TIMES, 189 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,554 YOU WOULD HAVE STOLEN SOMETHING BY NOW, AND-- 190 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,556 [sighs] PUT IT BACK. 191 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:09,557 - PUT WHAT? WH-- 192 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:13,994 - PUT IT BACK. 193 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,697 I SUPPOSE IT'S BEST THAT YOU ALL FIND OUT AT ONCE. 194 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,666 THIS IS MY FATHER SHIRONG. 195 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:22,302 HE IS A THIEF, A CON MAN, AND LEAVING. 196 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,303 OUT. 197 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:27,040 - YOU SEND ME OUT THERE AND I WON'T LAST A DAY. 198 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,677 - THE CROCS WERE TELLING THE TRUTH, WEREN'T THEY? 199 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,612 YOU STOLE FROM TONG FO. 200 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:32,880 - NO, INDEED. 201 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,583 I MERELY SOLD HIM A PRICELESS JADE STATUE 202 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:40,053 THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO, AS IT WERE, EXIST. 203 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:43,591 I ADMIT THE DISTINCTION IS PURELY INFANTISULAR, BUT-- 204 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:44,892 - DON'T DO THAT! 205 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,594 - WHAT? - MAKE UP WORDS. 206 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:50,330 INFERTISULAR, VORTISROMPUNATE, REBALTRIFICATION! 207 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:54,034 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CONFUSED I WAS AS A CHILD? 208 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:57,605 - I ASSURE YOU, MY MOTIVES WERE ENTIRELY OPRIVASTRIAN. 209 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:58,872 - GET OUT! 210 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,741 - BUT SHIFU, IF YOU THROW HIM OUT, 211 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:03,611 TONG FO WILL HURT HIM TILL HE QUITS BREATHING. 212 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:04,745 AND YOU KNOW... 213 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,881 HE IS YOUR DAD. 214 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,756 - [sighs] 215 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,791 ONE NIGHT, THAT'S ALL. 216 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,727 - HOW CAN I THANK YOU, SON? 217 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,862 - BY LEAVING AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 218 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,898 I SUGGEST YOU ALL LOCK UP YOUR VALUABLES. 219 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,804 - ARE YOU REALLY A CON MAN? 220 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:35,108 - YES, AND I DON'T DESERVE A SON AS FANTABULOUS AS SHIFU. 221 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,777 - YEAH, I WAS JUST SAYING THAT. 222 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,648 HE SURE IS FANTASPA...NAMALAMA. 223 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:41,682 THAT'S A GOOD THING, RIGHT? 224 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:45,285 - PO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I APPRECIATE YOU SAVING ME 225 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,287 FROM THOSE CROCS BACK THERE. 226 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,656 YOU'RE A GOOD BOY. 227 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,257 - THANKS. 228 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,793 ANYWAY, YOU CAN STAY IN HERE. 229 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,795 IN THE STORAGE ROOM. 230 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:55,763 - COZY. 231 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:59,700 - YEAH, UM, I'LL GET YOU A BLANKET AND STUFF. 232 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,272 [large crash] - HELP, HELP! 233 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,306 - SHIRONG! 234 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,909 HOLD ON, I'M COMING! 235 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,646 [gasps] 236 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,182 SHIRONG! 237 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,022 - IT MUST HAVE BEEN CROC BANDITS. 238 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,290 THEY GUESSED WE'D BRING SHIRONG HERE 239 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,425 AND THE MOMENT WE LEFT HIM ALONE, BAM! 240 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,428 - THEY'LL TAKE HIM TO TONG FO'S LAIR AT CAMELBACK MOUNTAIN. 241 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,263 IF WE HURRY, WE CAN SAVE HIM. 242 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,365 - NO. 243 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:35,703 PO, DID YOU ACTUALLY SEE ANY CROC BANDITS? 244 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,672 - NO, BUT I HEARD SHIRONG YELLING AND CRASHES AND STUFF. 245 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,040 - THERE'S NO PROOF HE WAS KIDNAPPED. 246 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,375 HE COULD HAVE DONE THIS ALL HIMSELF. 247 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,977 - WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 248 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,713 - SOME SORT OF CON. 249 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:46,680 AS ALWAYS. 250 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:49,316 UNDOUBTEDLY SOMETHING VALUABLE IS MISSING. 251 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,150 - BUT-- - NO. 252 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,753 I FORBID ANY OF YOU TO GO AFTER HIM. 253 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:53,854 - MASTER SHIFU-- 254 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,689 - THAT WILL BE ALL, PO. 255 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:12,740 - UH, CAN I COME IN? 256 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,742 - YOU'RE ALREADY IN. 257 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:19,212 - OH, CAN I NOT FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT THEN? 258 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,749 - [sighs] WHAT DO YOU WANT, PO? 259 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,384 - I THINK YOUR DAD WAS REALLY KIDNAPPED. 260 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,920 LOOK, I FOUND THIS. IT'S SOLID GOLD. 261 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,856 IF HE WAS FAKING, I DON'T THINK 262 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,223 HE WOULD HAVE LEFT THAT BEHIND. 263 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,492 - TRUST ME, THIS IS A SCAM. 264 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,194 YOU DON'T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO. 265 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,763 - BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG? 266 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,765 I MEAN, HE'S YOUR DAD. 267 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,767 WE SHOULD GO AFTER HIM. 268 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,334 - NO. 269 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,403 [sighs] 270 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:47,875 YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE NOT GOING AFTER HIM. 271 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,777 FROM WHEN I WAS THREE YEARS OLD, 272 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:52,780 MY FATHER AND I TRAVELED TO DIFFERENT VILLAGES TOGETHER 273 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,848 SELLING ANCIENT MAGICAL TALISMANS 274 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:58,819 THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO CURE THE SICK. 275 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,187 - WOW, WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE-- 276 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,289 - THEY WERE FAKE, PO. 277 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,357 EVERY NIGHT I'D STAY UP LATE 278 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,359 CARVING TALISMANS 279 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,861 AND PAINTING THEM TO LOOK OLD. 280 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,863 SOMETIMES WE WOULD GET OUT OF A VILLAGE 281 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,833 BEFORE PEOPLE NOTICED THE TALISMANS WERE FAKE. 282 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,535 WHEN I WAS 12, MY FATHER SAT ME DOWN 283 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,437 IN FRONT OF THE JADE PALACE AND TOLD ME 284 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,473 HE'D BE BACK IN FIVE MINUTES. 285 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,347 [door creaks open] 286 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,821 - DID HE COME BACK? 287 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,155 - OH, HE DID COME BACK. 288 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,957 ABOUT TEN YEARS LATER. 289 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:40,928 TRADED US THIS GOLDEN SWORD FOR FOOD AND SUPPLIES. 290 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,330 - UH, THAT'S WOOD. - EXACTLY. 291 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,566 WHENEVER MY FATHER SHOWS UP, IT'S ALWAYS A TRICK. 292 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,837 WELL HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE A SUCKER OUT OF ME THIS TIME. 293 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,876 - THINK ABOUT IT. 294 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,510 YOUR DAD CAN STEAL ANYWHERE. 295 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,079 HE WOULDN'T COME ALL THE WAY HERE 296 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,884 UNLESS HE WANTED TO SEE YOU. 297 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,919 - GOODNIGHT, PO. 298 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,869 IT'S ME. 299 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,137 HE REALLY-- 300 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,138 [sighs] 301 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,875 SUCKER. 302 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,280 - I ASSURE YOU, THIS IS NOTHING 303 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,883 BUT AN UNFORTUNATE MISUNDERSTANDING. 304 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,185 - MAYBE, BUT TONG FO WANTS TO, LIKE, 305 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,420 MISUNDERSTAND YOU IN PERSON. 306 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,999 - SHIRONG. 307 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,400 - GAH, HE ALWAYS DOES THIS. 308 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,903 HE HIDES. 309 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,538 - SO NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN AND WHATNOT. 310 00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,907 - I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THIS. 311 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,208 IT'S ALL CREEPY AND SCARY. 312 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,542 HE JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE. 313 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,212 - UNCHAIN HIM. 314 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,546 - WHAT? 315 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,148 WE WENT, LIKE, TO A LOT OF TROUBLE AND-- 316 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,917 AH! 317 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,552 - UNCHAIN HIM. 318 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,989 SO WAS THE PLAN SUCCESSFUL? 319 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,225 - YES, PO WAS AN EASY MARK. 320 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,261 I'M QUITE SURE HE'LL TRY TO RESCUE ME. 321 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,071 - DANG. 322 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,041 - YOU'D BETTER HOPE HE DOES. 323 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,275 ONCE WE CAPTURE HIM, 324 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:40,513 THAT PANDA WILL BE WORTH FAR MORE THAN THE MONEY YOU OWE ME. 325 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,682 BUT IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP... 326 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,552 I'LL BE USING YOU FOR A PILLOW. 327 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,455 - [pants heavily] PANDA... 328 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,124 NOT MADE TO RUN. 329 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,125 WHEW! 330 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:57,364 [twig snaps] HUH? 331 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,200 [battle cry] 332 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,704 WHA-- 333 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,705 - WAIT. 334 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,375 YOU HAD THIS WHOLE SCAM WORKED OUT WITH SHIRONG 335 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,977 AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US? 336 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,712 - I COULDN'T COUNT ON YOU IDIOTS NOT TO REVEAL THE PLAN. 337 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,715 - EH, CAN'T REALLY ARGUE WITH THAT. 338 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,451 - YOU CAN GET YOUR KNEE OFF MY KIDNEY ANY TIME NOW. 339 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,154 - DID SHIFU SEND YOU TO BRING ME BACK? 340 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,090 - [catches breath] WHAT? 341 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,992 I THOUGHT HE SENT YOU TO BRING ME BACK. 342 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:29,296 - WHOA, YOU DISOBEYED SHIFU TO RESCUE HIS DAD TOO? 343 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,132 CHECK OUT TIGRESS BREAKING THE RULES. 344 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,434 - WHAT? NO, I'M NOT BRE-- 345 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,736 [sighs] 346 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:42,075 LOOK, SHIFU IS THE CLOSEST THING TO A FATHER I'VE EVER HAD. 347 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,077 - I SEE. 348 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,646 SO SHIRONG'S KINDA LIKE YOUR GRANDPAPPY. 349 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,682 - NO, I JUST-- 350 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:53,486 [sighs] NO ONE SHOULD LOSE THEIR FATHER. 351 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:57,190 - AGREED. 352 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:10,070 - PO, THANK GOSH YOU-- 353 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,304 SHIFU? 354 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,707 - YOU KNOW, I REALLY THOUGHT YOU HAD FAKED THAT KIDNAPPING. 355 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,177 - YOU CAME TO RESCUE ME? 356 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,046 AFTER ALL I'VE DONE TO YOU. 357 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:22,715 - YOU'RE STILL MY FATHER. 358 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,184 - I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THE PANDA. 359 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,452 I-I THOUGHT PO WOULD COME AND-- 360 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,620 - THIS--THIS ISN'T LOCKED? 361 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,323 - I'M SORRY, SON. 362 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,625 [smack] - OOH. 363 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,494 - I'M SORRY. 364 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,635 - SO I WENT FISHING FOR GUPPIES 365 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,338 AND WOW, I CAUGHT A WHALE. 366 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,241 - OH, TONG FO? 367 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,742 - I WAS EXPECTING THE PANDA. 368 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,411 BUT NO, SHIFU. 369 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,080 I HIT THE JACKPOT. 370 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,082 YOU'RE FREE TO GO NOW, SHIRONG. 371 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,185 THIS GUY IS WORTH WAY MORE THAN WHAT YOU OWE ME. 372 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,519 - AREN'T YOU GOING TO SEND SOMEONE 373 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,089 TO THE JADE PALACE WITH A RANSOM NOTE? 374 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,223 - A RANSOM? 375 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,424 NO, NO, NO, NO. 376 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:08,328 I THINK I'M GONNA KEEP HIM FOR A PET. 377 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,097 OH, THE FUN WE'RE GONNA HAVE. 378 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:13,266 WALKS, TRAINING, PUNISHMENT. 379 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,235 THIS IS SO SPECIAL. 380 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,837 LOOK AT ME, I'M GIDDY. 381 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,406 [slight chuckle] 382 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,109 - THIS ISN'T WHAT WE AGREED ON. 383 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,743 YOU WERE GOING TO GET RANSOM FOR THE PANDA. 384 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:24,744 THIS-- 385 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,247 THIS IS MY SON. 386 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,217 - I SAID YOU WERE FREE TO GO NOW. 387 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,752 AND NOW WILL SOON BE OVER. 388 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,687 [snaps fingers] 389 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,723 [ax being drawn] 390 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,798 SOLD OUT BY YOUR OWN FATHER. 391 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,368 SAD, REALLY. 392 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,370 WHICH IS KINDA WHAT MAKES IT SO MUCH FUN. 393 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,405 [laughs] 394 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,252 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 395 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:10,157 - I'M...SNEAKING UP ON YOU? 396 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:14,461 CAN WE JUST FIGHT? 397 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,230 - INTRUDER. 398 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,633 - YAH! - OOF. 399 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:24,437 [grunting] 400 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,905 - SHIRONG, I'M COMING! 401 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,841 SHIFU? 402 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,477 - ABOVE YOU. 403 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,480 - [yells] 404 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,283 - PO! 405 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,252 - THIS THING ROCKS, I'VE GOT TO GET ONE. 406 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,421 - HEY, UH, WE CAUGHT THAT TIGER DUDE. 407 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,191 - TIGER LADY. 408 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,594 - WHOA, I TOOK OUT PO AND YOU GUYS CAUGHT TIGRESS? 409 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,196 WELL, THINGS ARE TURNING AROUND. 410 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,298 YEAH, THIS IS GREAT! [grunts] 411 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:54,501 - YAH! [chains jingle] 412 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,807 WELL, ARE WE BOTH OUT OF SURPRISES? 413 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,708 - I DON'T KNOW. 414 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,210 WA-YA! 415 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,312 THAT'S KINDA WHAT MAKES THEM SURPRISING. 416 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,613 - FAIR ENOUGH. 417 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:10,383 [both grunting] 418 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,219 - OOF! 419 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,330 HUH? 420 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:27,234 [screams] 421 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,470 [wood shudders] 422 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,971 - TONG FO! 423 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,674 THE REST OF THE FURIOUS FIVE FOLLOWED THEM. 424 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,343 THIS WHOLE THING IS A TRAP! 425 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,344 - WHAT? 426 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:41,248 - COME SEE. 427 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,383 - WHERE ARE THEY? 428 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,652 [grunts] 429 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,856 - THAT, MY SON, IS STRATEGY. 430 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,292 - YOU CAME BACK... FOR ME. 431 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:55,795 - YES SON, FINALLY, I CAME BACK. 432 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:04,237 [both grunting] 433 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,576 [chains unlock] 434 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,725 - [grumbles] 435 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,861 - UH, COULD YOU GUYS FIGHT SOMEWHERE ELSE? 436 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,363 [all grunting] 437 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,299 - AH! 438 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,366 - HIYA! 439 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,269 [wood creaks] 440 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,438 - [gasps] 441 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,739 NO! 442 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,441 OH! 443 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,943 - UH-OH. 444 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:58,325 - [cracks knuckles] 445 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,960 - DO YOU KNOW THE LAO GOO MYSTERY 446 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,763 OF THE DISAPPEARING COIN? 447 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,402 - [grunts] 448 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,078 [triumphant music] 449 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,480 * 450 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:24,684 [crocs screaming in fear] 451 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,086 - YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF--OOF! 452 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,022 OH, DARN IT. 453 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,459 - THANK YOU. 454 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,993 - I THANK YOU... 455 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:38,631 AND THE PEOPLE YOU'VE TAUGHT. 456 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:42,469 - HA-HA! SWEET, HUH? 457 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,476 - I'LL SEE YOU SOONER THIS TIME, SON. 458 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,010 I PROMISE. 459 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:54,481 YOU KNOW, I WAS CORRECT THOSE MANY YEARS AGO. 460 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,383 THIS PLACE WAS A WORTHIER HOME TO YOU 461 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,451 THAN ANY I COULD EVER PROVIDE. 462 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,887 - AND THAT'S WHY YOU LEFT ME HERE? 463 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,791 - WELL, THAT AND... I WAS A JERK. 464 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,827 - I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 465 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,128 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND... 466 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:13,966 I CHANGED THE PICTURE. 467 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,404 - SHIFU, I CAN'T POSSIBLY EXPRESS 468 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,406 THE FULL DRESTIPERSITY OF MY-- 469 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,043 YES. 470 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,219 - SHIFU, LOOK! 471 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,055 SHIRONG LEFT ME ALL THE COINS HE TRICKED ME OUT OF. 472 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:39,726 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MY FATHER. 473 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:42,429 AH, EMPTY MONEY POUCH. 474 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,996 THAT'S MY FATHER. 475 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,865 I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE HUGGED HIM. 476 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:49,068 - [laughs] WELL SHIFU IT'S LIKE YOUR OLD MAN SAID. 477 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,538 YOU ARE UTTERLY PROVISTRICABLE. 478 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:54,807 - PO... I GUESS I AM. 31307

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