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- [grunting]

- AND NOW...

DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.

[gong rings]

- * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *

[scatting]

* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP *

* NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME *

* HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP *

* AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *

OOH! AHH! YAH!

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *

* AND MASTER THE SKILLS

* OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS *

* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE

* PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING *

* SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE *

* KUNG FU PANDA:

* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS

SWEET!

- NOW CONCENTRATE, PO. - BUT--

- THE BELIEF THAT YOU CAN DO SOMETHING

IS THE KEY TO ACTUALLY DOING IT.

- YEAH, HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH THAT.

- WHY?

- TIGRESS...

HOW AM I GONNA LEAP THROUGH THIS HOLE?

- UH, I DID IT.

- MANTIS, YOU COULD JUMP THROUGH A KEYHOLE.

- I DID IT.

- MONKEY, YOU'RE ALL LIMBER

AND BENDY AND MONKEY-ISH.

- I DID IT.

- YOU DID?

- YES. BECAUSE I BELIEVED I COULD.

- [grunts] OKAY.

HERE IT COMES.

DRAGON-WARRIOR STYLE. THROUGH THE HOLE.

ALL SLIPPITY-SLIP AND SLANKITY-SLANK.

[growls]

YEE!

- PO. - HUH?

[grunts]

[coughs]

THAT WAS...

AWESOME! YES!

MADE IT! AWESOME.

TIGRESS, YOU WERE RIGHT.

- NOT QUITE THE TECHNIQUE I WAS THINKING OF.

- OKAY, A LITTLE MESSY.

A LITTLE SLOPPY, BUT DONE!

CHECK, STRIKE IT THROUGH.

WHO'S THE DRAGON WARRIOR?

- YOU ARE...

WHICH IS WHY I WANT TO KNOW

IF YOU HAVE YOUR TROPHY PICKED OUT.

- I'M GETTING A TROPHY?

YES! [sings gibberish]

- NO.

YOU HAVEN'T FORGOT ABOUT THE WARRIOR CEREMONY,

HAVE YOU?

- EEE!

- I'VE BEEN REMINDING YOU TO SELECT A TROPHY

FOR THE HALL OF HEROES FOR WEEKS NOW.

- PFFT, WHAT? ME, FORGET?

NEVER.

- GOOD. I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR SELECTION.

SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME,

EVERY GREAT WARRIOR HAS DONATED ONE ITEM

THAT BESPEAKS HIS OR HER LEGACY.

- I'M JUST WHITTLING IT DOWN FROM MY TOP TEN.

IT'S HARD TO PICK 'CAUSE SO MANY THINGS...

BESPEAK... OF ME.

- GOOD.

THE ENTIRE VILLAGE IS TURNING OUT FOR THE FESTIVAL.

SEE YOU AT SUNDOWN.

- AH!

- YOU TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT, DIDN'T YOU?

- THAT OBVIOUS?

HMM, LET'S HOPE THE VILLAGE SHOP ISN'T ALL OUT

OF AWESOME LEGACY-MAKING FIRE SWORDS

IN A SIZE 16.

- UH, PO.

THE TROPHY HAS TO BE EARNED THROUGH HEROIC DEEDS.

- RIGHT!

AND THIS RULE...OPTIONAL? - NO.

- WHAT I'M ASKING YOU IS,

CAN I NOT DO THAT RULE?

- I KNOW WHAT "OPTIONAL" MEANS!

- [sighs] I WAS HOPING YOU WERE BLUFFING.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

- PERHAPS YOU SHOULD LOOK

IN THE HALL OF HEROES FOR INSPIRATION.

- SWEET IDEA, TIGGEDY.

RIGHT. IX-NAY ON THE ICKNAMES-NAY.

WHOA!

SUCH AN AWESOME...

HAT RACK.

I KNEW THAT.

YES! THE LEGENDARY HELMET OF HO THE HUGE-HEADED.

AWESOME!

[heroic music]

*

HUH?

[groans]

[gasps]

THE CROSSBOW OF ALL-KNOWING!

[dramatic music]

*

[yells]

"ALL-KNOWING."

WONDER IF THAT MEANS IT KNOWS

WHAT I'M THINKING.

YES! [laughs]

[gasps] THE WHOOPING SUN DIAMOND BLADE!

[heroic music]

*

I NEED SOMETHING LIKE THIS!

MAJESTIC AND AWESOME!

AND NOT TOO AWESOME.

JUST AWESOME ENOUGH WHERE MAYBE PEOPLE

THINK YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE AWESOME,

BUT YOU DO.

YOU TOTALLY DO.

WHOA!

[angry whispers]

[sighs] CAN'T WE FIND A HIGHER SHELF FOR THAT THING?

[whispering continues] I'M GOING, I'M GOING!

MY TROPHY'S GOTTA TOP ALL THAT STUFF.

NEED SOMETHING LIKE...

NOTHING I'VE EVER OWNED.

[groans]

[gasps] OOH! A SHIELD!

RIGHT. MY LUCKY BREAKFAST PLATTER.

[slurps]

[gasps] MY ROOM AT THE NOODLE SHOP!

[gasps]

NAH.

- [gasps]

- DAD, DO WE HAVE ANY WEAPONS LYING AROUND,

LIKE SOME GLORIOUS BATTLE AXE

THAT A TRAVELLING WARRIOR GAVE YOU AS THANKS FOR A MEAL?

- MM, ACTUALLY-- - YES?

- ONCE, A SHEEP WITH A MIGHTY SPEAR

COULD NOT AFFORD TO PAY FOR HIS NOODLES,

SO I FED HIM FOR FREE, AND AS THANKS HE--

- GAVE YOU THE MIGHTY SPEAR?

- UH, NO.

HE DREW ME THIS PICTURE.

- [groans]

WAIT. YOU GAVE SOMEONE A FREE MEAL?

- WELL, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES.

- AWESOME WEAPONS. AWESOME WEAPONS.

WHERE WOULD I BE IF I WERE AN AWESOME WEAPON?

WHERE WOULD I-- [gasps]

HMM.

THIS LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.

AND AWESOME AND PERFECT FOR MY TROPHY,

BUT MOSTLY SUSPICIOUS.

- EXCUSE ME, MR. DRAGON WARRIOR?

- OH, HEY. HI THERE.

I KINDA GOTTA GO. - BUT I NEED--

- UH, YEAH, I DO KNOW TIGRESS,

AND SHE IS AWESOME. SEE YA!

YOU THERE! - [grunts]

- HALT, EVILDOER!

SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY UP TO NO GOOD,

I SHALL DEFEAT YOU AND TAKE THAT NIFTY SWORD AS MY SPOILS.

- VERY WELL.

IF YOU WANT THE SWORD, YOU'LL GET THE SWORD.

HERE. I BOUGHT IT ON A WHIM,

BUT IT'S JUST NOT ME.

- WHAT? NO. I MEAN, YOU STOLE IT!

FIGHT ME, SO I CAN EARN IT

IN THE NAME OF HONOR AND DO-GOODER-SHIP-NESS.

- STOLE? NO, I BOUGHT IT.

I EVEN HAVE THE RECEIPT.

I ALSO BOUGHT SOME CANDY.

JUST DON'T TELL MY WIFE.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EATING THAT JUNK.

- SO YOU'RE NOT EVEN A LITTLE EVIL?

- YOU HEARD THE PART ABOUT THE CANDY, RIGHT?

- YEAH.

- HENRY!

- [sighs]

[bell rings]

- AH, THE 2:00 BELL!

RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE!

- UH, SIR? - OH!

SORRY, KID, UH, WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?

- I-- - [gasps] HOLD THAT THOUGHT!

YOU LOOK LIKE A BAD GUY.

WANT TO TRY TO ROB ME WITH THAT AWESOME BOW AND ARROW?

- AH!

- WANNA FIGHT? - AH!

- HOW ABOUT YOU? BATTLE OF WITS?

COIN FLIP? INVENT A GAME AND PLAY IT?

AWW. DON'T PANIC!

I'M A COOL, BLUE CLOUD.

I'M A COOL, BLUE CLOUD.

[sighs] BETTER.

MAYBE NO ONE WILL EVEN NOTICE IF I DON'T--

- HEY, PO!

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT TROPHY TONIGHT.

- WE EXPECT TO BE DAZZLED!

- [sighs]

- NOW WILL YOU HELP ME?

- LOOK, I REALLY WOULD,

BUT I HAVE A SERIOUS TIME CRUNCH HERE.

- IT'S JUST--IT'S JUST THAT I REALLY NEED HELP WITH XIAN XANG.

- XIAN XANG! LET ME GUESS.

HE'S AN EVIL, AXE-WIELDING WARLORD?

HE TRAVELS THE LAND, SCARING HUMBLE PEOPLE FOLK,

DRIVING THEM FROM THEIR HOMES

WITH HIS BODACIOUSLY GLORIOUS WEAPONRY--

AXES, SWORDS, AND CATAPULTS WITH LITTLE FLAG THINGIES ON THEM--

WAITING TO BE DEFEATED BY A GREAT WARRIOR...

[grunts]

WHO IS GLORIOUSLY REWARDED FOR HIS EFFORTS!

[explosions]

- NOT EXACTLY.

I NEED HELP SAVING HIM FROM THOSE GUYS!

[sighs] WE'VE GOTTA GET TO XIAN BEFORE THEY DO.

- OH!

- [snarls]

- WHICH WAY?

- [grunts]

- [panting]

[grunts]

- WHOA!

- [growls]

- [sighs] OKAY. WHERE IS HE?

WHERE? WHERE?

- THERE.

- XIAN XANG IS YOUR STUFFED RABBIT DOLL?

- MM-HMM.

- [sighs] DOES HE AT LEAST WIELD AN AXE?

- HE HAS BUTTONS FOR HIS EYES.

- WELL, THAT'S-- NOTHING, LOOK.

- NEVER MIND. SORRY.

I GUESS--I GUESS I THOUGHT YOU HELPED PEOPLE.

- BUT I GOTTA GET THE--

REALLY RUNNING OUT OF TIME AND--

OKAY.

- [gasps]

- ALL RIGHT, UP WE GO.

WE JUST GOTTA REACH IN THERE.

[grunts] JUST GOTTA CLIMB UP HERE.

CLIMBING--

- PO! - ONE SEC!

- PO, IT'S THE--

- I'M CLOSE!

- [growls]

- HEY. CAUGHT UP WITH US, DID YOU?

KUDOS.

THOUGHT WE LOST YOU BACK IN THE BOG.

- XIAN!

- [screams, thud]

- [growls]

- HAND IT OVER...

OR WE HURT YOU AND THE DOLL.

- NEVER! YOU LEAVE XIAN ALONE!

- MY BOSS WANTS THIS,

AND WHAT THE BOSS WANTS, THE BOSS GETS.

- SHAKA-BOOEY!

- HUH?

[grunting]

- THIS ISN'T YOUR FIGHT, PANDA.

- THEN HOW AM I WINNING IT--

OOH!

[grunts] UH-OH.

COME ON, PO.

JUST ONE LITTLE SIT-UP.

[grunts]

- [groans]

- [grunts]

- PO!

XIAN!

- LET THE KID GO.

[growls]

- [grunts]

- OOH!

THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT.

- IT'S MY SPECIALTY.

- DON'T LET HIM GET XIAN, PO!

- GETTING AROUND TO THAT.

- LATER, PANDA.

- [sighs]

SHOULD I CUT YOU LOOSE?

- NAH, I GOT THIS.

IT'S NOTHING.

I JUST GOTTA BREAK THE--

[grunting]

OKAY.

THERE WE GO.

- SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?

- I'M THINKING SECOND LUNCH

AND THEN KEEP LOOKING FOR MY TROPHY.

- NO! I MEAN, WHAT'S THE PLAN FOR US?

WE HAVE TO GET XIAN BACK!

- I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU, BUT...

[sighs] YOU'RE OKAY, AND RIGHT NOW,

MY TROPHY TRUMPS YOUR DOLL.

SORRY, KID.

- BUT IT WAS A GIFT FROM MY DAD.

IT WAS THE LAST THING HE GAVE ME BEFORE HE DISAPPEARED.

- YOUR DAD DISAPPEARED?

- YES.

AND IF YOU WON'T HELP ME, I'LL GO ALONE.

GO GET YOUR DUMB TROPHY.

I DON'T NEED YOUR DUMB HELP, DUMMY!

- [sighs] OKAY.

FIRST OF ALL, OUCH.

SECOND OF ALL, LET'S GO GET YOUR DOLL.

- [gasps] THERE'S XIAN!

- UH, ARE YOU SURE YOU NEED THAT DOLL BACK?

- [grunts] HUMPH.

- ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GET THE DOLL BACK.

JUST BE COOL.

WE'LL BIDE OUR TIME, WAIT FOR THE MOMENT.

AH!

THIS MUST BE WHAT PUTTING UP WITH ME IS LIKE.

- [growls] - [yells]

- I'LL GET XIAN,

BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY BACK HERE, OUT OF DANGER.

I CAN'T FIGHT IF I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

- [sighs] OKAY.

- AH. UH--

OOH!

[grunting]

[grunting]

- HMM.

- PHEW. [sighs]

[loud crashing]

- HE'S GOT THE DOLL! [growls]

- UH!

[grunting]

- [grunts]

- AH!

- THAT'S THE BOSS' DOLL NOW!

GIVE IT BACK.

- WHAT IS IT WITH THIS DOLL?

DOES IT WET ITSELF, OR--

- PO! - RIGHT.

I WOULDN'T COME ANY CLOSER,

OR I'LL THROW IT OFF THE CLIFF.

- NO! - NO!

- [quietly] DON'T WORRY,

I'M NOT GONNA THROW IT OFF THE CLIFF.

[clapping slowly]

- NICE TRY, MY FRIEND.

- JONG SUNG JAI KAI CHOW!

YES!

- WHAT WITH OUR ADVERSARIAL PAST,

I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE HAPPY TO SEE ME.

- I'M NOT.

I'M HAPPY I GOT YOUR NAME RIGHT.

UP HIGH!

- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO THAT DOLL.

- OH, YEAH? WHY'S THAT?

- SON!

- DAD! - DAD?

- [evil laugh]

- [evil laugh]

- UH, PO?

- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MY FRIEND.

I'M IN A GENEROUS MOOD.

YOU GIVE ME THE DOLL, I'LL LET THE OLD MAN GO.

- DO IT, PO!

- NO OFFENSE, KID, BUT I KNOW THIS GUY.

NOT THE BEST REPUTATION WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING PROMISES.

- YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.

UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO DROP THE CAGE,

AND WHAT'S IN IT, OFF THE CLIFF.

- AH!

- NO! HERE. TAKE IT.

- NO! IT WILL GIVE HIM IMMEASURABLE POWER!

- REALLY?

MUST BE SOME DOLL.

- QUIT STALLING!

I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLECTION.

- YOU HAVE A DOLL COLLECTION?

- OH, MY FRIEND, IT'S NOT THE DOLL.

IT'S WHAT'S IN THE DOLL.

- HUH?

[gasps] WHOA!

DO ALL DOLLS HAVE THESE INSIDE THEM?

AWESOME!

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!

I'M GONNA BE A LEGEND!

WAIT TILL THEY--

UH--

A DEAL'S A DEAL.

NOW SET THE KID'S DAD FREE AND TAKE THE TROPHY--

UH, WEAPON, AND GO ON YOUR WAY.

- YOU'RE A MAN OF YOUR WORD, MY FRIEND.

WHAT'S THAT LIKE?

DROP THE CAGE!

- [yells] - DAD!

- KA-TAH! - [grunts]

- AH! [grunts]

- YAH! HUH!

- DAD!

- OH, MY SON!

- A VERY HEROIC FEAT, MY FRIEND.

TOO BAD IT WILL BE YOUR LAST.

SEEMS LIKE A WASTE TO HAVE SUCH AN AMAZING WEAPON

WITHOUT GETTING TO, UH, YOU KNOW.

- BRING IT, JONG SUNG JAI KAI CHOW!

YES, THAT'S TWICE!

WINNER GETS THE DAGGER,

LOSER GETS A LONG NAME AND A PENCHANT FOR CLAPPING SLOWLY.

- YOU MAY FEEL DIFFERENT WHEN YOU SEE

THE DAGGER'S FULL POWER, MY FRIEND.

[dramatic music]

*

[zapping]

- WHOA. COOL.

I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE A FIGHTER.

- I DABBLE.

YAH!

- OKAY. WAY COOL.

GAH!

AH!

[yells]

- [chuckles]

OH, MY FRIEND.

WHAT YOU FAILED TO REALIZE WAS-- HUH?

- 'SUP? YAH!

both: PO!

- [grunts]

- WA-CHA! - AH!

- HI-YA!

[grunting]

MAN, WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS--

WHOA!

[both yell]

[grunting]

- THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO, MY FRIEND?

- NO. THIS IS.

AH!

- [squeals]

OOH!

- BOO-YAH!

- ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY.

- GO ON HOME, DOLL THIEF!

- PRETTY SWEET, HUH?

- THE BRIDGE! - WATCH OUT!

- [yells] - NO, SON!

- XIAN!

- [grunts]

[screams]

[grunts]

[panting]

- PO!

- THE SWORD!

- THE DOLL!

- UH... [gulps]

[grunts]

AND THE PANDA!

- PO!

[somber music]

*

- [grunts] - [gasps]

- [panting] DON'T WORRY.

I SAVED IT.

[grunts] - [gasps]

- [struggling] TOLD YOU WE'D GET IT BACK.

- XIAN! THANK YOU, PO!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

- [chuckles] SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- DON'T BE.

I DO WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING WE COULD GIVE YOU

TO REPAY ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OUR FAMILY.

- NO, NO. IT'S OKAY.

- I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

- SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

BEHOLD THE MOST STUPENDOUS GREAT WARRIOR TROPHY EVER!

- [sighs] - EW.

- THIS?

THIS IS THE TROPHY YOU WANT TO BE REMEMBERED BY?

- YOU BET!

IN THE END, I REALIZED IT'S NOT HOW COOL THE THING IS.

IT'S THE MEANING BEHIND IT.

SO...YES.

- YOU'RE LEARNING, PANDA.

YOU'RE LEARNING.