Original subtitles

- WA-CHA! HIYA!

- AND NOW... DREAMWORKS'

KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.

[gong rings]

- * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *

[scatting]

* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP *

* NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME *

* HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP *

* AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *

OOH! AHH! YAH!

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *

* AND MASTER THE SKILLS

* OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS *

* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE

* PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING *

* SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE *

* KUNG FU PANDA:

* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS

SWEET!

- [grunts]

[laughs nervously]

[grunts]

- DAD!

I GOT YOUR-- OOH! OOH.

STUFF.

[grunts]

HELLO?

[grunts]

OKAY. JUST GOTTA DO A LITTLE SQUEEZY SQUEEZE ACTION HERE.

[struggling noises]

NEED TO WORK ON MY... [grunts] SQUEEZY SQUEEZE.

- PO!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- JUST, UH, HANGING.

- STOP GOOFING AROUND.

THE AUTUMN FESTIVAL'S IN A WEEK,

AND WE NEED TO BAKE MOON CAKES!

[popping sound] - AH!

DAD, I, UH...

I'M KINDA TOO BUSY TO HELP THIS YEAR, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, IMPORTANT DRAGON WARRIOR BUSINESS.

- [chuckles] WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT

THAN BAKING 2,700 MOON CAKES?

OH, BOY. OH, BOY.

AND MAKING ENOUGH SCRATCH TO GET THAT DELUXE SPATULA

I'VE HAD MY EYE ON?

[choral singing]

- I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE, LIKE, BEING THE MOST BODACIOUS WARRIOR IN THE LAND,

RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SAFETY OF ALL WHO RESIDE

IN THE VALLEY OF PEACE.

- OH! THAT REMINDS ME.

YOUR AUTUMN FESTIVAL CLOWN COSTUME!

- [sighs]

- GOODIE GOODIE. [giggles]

OH, SO HAPPY!

- DAD. DRAGON WARRIOR. ME.

I CAN'T BE THE AUTUMN FESTIVAL CLOWN ANYMORE.

AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO HELP YOU MAKE MOON CAKES!

OKAY?

- [laughs]

- WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

- IT'S THAT COSTUME! SO FUNNY.

- [groans]

- MM. NOT SO FUNNY NOW.

FINE, PO.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR POOR OLD DAD,

WORKING HIS WINGS TO THE BONE.

GO! GO. GO HAVE YOUR FUN.

- [sighs] NOT FUN, DAD.

DRAGON WARRIOR BUSINESS.

SERIOUS STUFF.

[yelling gleefully]

WHOA!

MONKEY, GET READY FOR THE-- WHOA.

- WHOA.

- [pants] DIZZY.

HA! OOH. AH!

- OH! WHOA.

- HEH--UH, WHOA! AH! OOH. [laughs]

KI-CHA!

- WHA-- OOH!

[laughter]

[gagging sounds]

[retching]

- EXCEPT FOR THAT PUKING PART,

THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN THE BEST IDEA WE'VE EVER HAD.

[yelling]

- WH-- AH!

- OH, YEAH.

AH! WH-- - UH!

- WOW, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING GOOD

AT DIZZY KUNG FU.

- HUH! - OH!

- AH, YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE DIZZY.

YOU GOTTA USE THE DIZZY.

SEE, IF I AIM OVER THERE,

THEN I HIT OVER HERE.

- [grunts]

- COOL, HUH?

[gasps] DAD!

- HUMPH.

OFFICIAL DRAGON WARRIOR BUSINESS, HUH?

AND THIS IS WHY YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE?

HUMPH.

- DAD, WAIT.

[sighs]

I THINK DAD'S GOTTEN LONELY SINCE I MOVED OUT.

AND I GUESS I'VE SORTA BEEN DITCHING HIM LATELY.

A LOT.

- DITCH YOUR DAD?

THAT'S MEAN.

YOU'RE MEAN!

- NO, I'M NOT!

IT'S JUST... I'M DRAGON WARRIOR NOW.

I HAVE MY OWN LIFE,

AND I--HE-- I--HE--OH.

[sighs] MAYBE I AM MEAN...

ISH.

- YOU SHOULD MAKE IT UP TO HIM.

GET HIM SOMETHING TO KEEP HIM COMPANY.

LIKE A PLANT.

OR A DRAWING OF A MOUNTAIN.

- [gasps] THAT'S IT!

- YOU'RE GETTING HIM A PLANT? - NO...

A GIRLFRIEND!

READ IT.

- "BUSINESS OWNER.

"FATHER OF DRAGON WARRIOR.

"SEEKS FULL-TIME GIRLFRIEND.

NO OLD GOATS NEED APPLY."

- AND LET THE LADIES POUR IN.

UH, DAD?

- HUMPH.

- UH, SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND MUCH.

- OH, THAT'S OKAY, SON.

I KNOW YOU HAVE IMPORTANT DRAGON WARRIOR BUSINESS

TO ATTEND TO LIKE

UPCHUCKING WITH YOUR MONKEY FRIEND

- YEAH. [chuckles]

LISTEN, UH, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD USE A LITTLE COMPANY.

- OH! YOU GOT ME THE SPATULA?

- NO. BUT WOULD THAT HAVE DONE IT?

[knock at door]

[gasps] SHE'S HERE!

DAD, I GOT YOU A DATE.

WITH A GIRL.

- MRS. YOON?

- OKAY, MAYBE "GIRL" WAS A STRETCH.

BUT, UH, I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR SASSY SPINSTERS.

[clicks tongue]

- [giggles]

- OH, PO.

I HAVEN'T HAD A DATE SINCE THE CHIN DYNASTY.

AH, BUT THAT WAS A GREAT DYNASTY.

[sighs]

STILL, I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

- SURE IT IS, DAD!

YOU'RE COOPED UP IN HERE ALL DAY WITH YOUR NOODLES.

YOU NEED TO SPEND TIME WITH SOMEONE...

THAT ISN'T ME.

- WELL, I-I-I-I-I-I DON'T KNOW. [chuckles]

- DAD--

HERE'S THE ROMANTIC DINNER COMBO!

TWO SOUPS IN ONE LARGE BOWL.

- AND I MADE US SOME NICE STEAMED BUNS FOR THE OCCASION.

- WHAT?

YOU DARE BESMIRCH THE PURITY OF MY NOODLE SOUP

WITH THESE--THESE-- THESE BUNS?

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?

- OH, WELL, I JUST, UH--

- DO I COME OUT TO YOUR BUN CART

AND MAKE CHAO WA ALL OVER IT?

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME!

- UH--

- NOW, GET OUT OF MY SHOP,

AND TAKE YOUR STEAMY BUNS WITH YOU!

- AH!

WELL, UH, I HAD A LOVELY TI--

[knock at door]

THANKS AGAIN.

- CHAO WA?

- I MADE IT UP.

[playing lute badly]

- SO, I LIKE YOU.

DO YOU LIKE ME?

- WELL, YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A PIG.

[lute playing stops]

- SO, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A WOMAN?

- WELL, ANTENNAE CREEP ME RIGHT OUT.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A WOMAN?

- [snorts]

- OUCH!

- DAD, WHAT'S GOING ON?

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

- YOU'RE BEING RUDE, OBNOXIOUS.

YOU CHALLENGED THAT ONE LADY TO A FIST FIGHT!

- WELL, SHE WAS EYEBALLING ME!

- DAD!

- OH, ALL RIGHT.

I'LL LET YOU IN ON MY SECRET.

I WAS TRYING TO GET RID OF THOSE LADIES.

- BECAUSE?

- I ALREADY... HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

- WHAT? REALLY?

THAT'S...GREAT!

THIS--THIS IS SO--

[clanking]

HANG ON, DAD.

[gasps] SCORPION!

[ominous music]

HUH! [grunting]

- LET ME OUT OF HERE!

- DAD, SCORPION'S BACK TO SEEK HER REVENGE!

RUN! GET THE FIVE!

- UH-- NO, PO!

PO, PO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

- NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

SCORPION IS DANG-- AH!

[grunts] OOH. OOH.

- SCORPION IS--

- [slowly] NO!

- MY GIRLFRIEND!

- HUH?

- [slowly] NO!

- DAD, WATCH OUT!

SCORPION'S ON YOU!

- NO, PO! NO!

- IF YOU JUST MOVE-- WILL YOU PLEASE--

YOU'RE MAKING THIS DIFFICULT.

I GOTTA SAVE YOU!

OOH.

- I'M TELLING YOU! SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.

- YOU AND SCORPION?

TOGETHER?

NO. REALLY? NO. REALLY? NO!

- REALLY!

- THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

I-- [gasps]

SHE'S BRAINWASHED YOU WITH HER SCORPION POISON.

QUICK, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?

- NONE. - RIGHT.

BUT SHE COULD'VE COACHED YOU. - OH, PO.

YOU'RE THINKING OF THE OLD ME.

I'M NOT EVIL ANYMORE.

- REALLY?

WHAT CHANGED YOU?

- THE LOVE OF A GOOD GOOSE.

- UH, DAD, CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY?

AWAY FROM YOUR [gags] GIRLFRIEND?

BE RIGHT BACK. - [gasps]

- WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

YOU CAN'T DATE SCORPION!

SHE'S A CONVICTED, VILLAINOUS, EVIL, CRIMINAL MASTERMIND!

- AH, AH, AH! NEVER CONVICTED.

- WHATEVER! SHE'S STILL, LIKE, BANISHED.

IN EXILE! NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE!

- [sighs] THE SWEET ALLURE OF FORBIDDEN LOVE. AH.

- DAD, I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE SAYS.

SHE IS EVIL!

- OH, HONEY. YOU SEEM UPSET.

WANT A COOKIE?

- I--YES.

[mouth full] BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT--

WOW, THIS IS A REALLY GOOD COOKIE.

- I KNOW. ALL THIS AND SHE CAN COOK, TOO!

SHE'S LIKE MY DREAM BUG.

- OH, CHARMER.

AND YOU. YOU'RE STAYING FOR DINNER.

- DINNER? PFFT. NO WAY.

[all chewing]

- SO, PO.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SCORPION ONCE WON A BAKING COMPETITION?

- REALLY? THAT'S INTERESTING.

HEY, HERE'S ANOTHER FUN FACT.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SCORPION ONCE TRIED TO KILL ME?

- HUMPH.

- PO! NOW YOU ARE BEING RUDE.

- BUT DAD!

- [sighs] JUST LOOK AT HER.

ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?

AND THOSE EYES...

ALL THOSE GORGEOUS EYES.

- [gags]

- AND THAT EXOSKELETON. WOWEE!

- SERIOUSLY, DAD, I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED, BUT--

- IT WAS YOU, SON.

YOU BROUGHT US TOGETHER. - ME?

- IT'S TRUE.

ONCE I SAW THAT FLYER YOU PUT UP, I THOUGHT,

"THIS IS A PERSON I COULD BE WITH UNTIL THE DAY HE DIES."

- DIES?

- LOOK, YOU CAN SEE MY LAIR FROM HERE.

- WONDERFUL. WHERE?

- [cackles] - AH!

- NO!

DAD!

- HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? AH!

- I'M-- [gasps] DAD!

GOTTA SAVE DAD!

[rattling]

[panting] GOTTA SAVE DAD.

SAVE DAD. UGH, STAIRS.

[panting]

[gasps]

DAD!

SHE'S TRYING TO KI--

- DID YOU COME TO CUT VEGETABLES WITH THOSE?

- I THOUGHT I SAW-- YOU WERE--I WAS--

- SON, THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET USED TO THE FACT THAT

I'M WITH SCORPION NOW BECAUSE I LOVE HER.

- OH, I LOVE YOU TOO!

[retching]

- RIGHT. YOU COULD HEAR THAT.

SORRY. [sighs]

I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, DAD.

SCORPION, I APOLOGIZE.

AH!

[laughs nervously]

- IT'S NOT ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, PO.

I JUST HAVE ONE OF THOSE FACES.

- AND YOU DID TRY TO KILL ME. - TRUE.

- I PROMISE TO BE MORE SUPPORTIVE

OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP, DAD.

MIGHT TAKE ME A WHILE, THOUGH.

BUT I WOULDN'T COUNT ON SHIFU AND THE FURIOUS FIVE.

- OH, DO YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM?

- THEY MIGHT NOT BE AS UNDERSTANDING AS YOU ARE.

UH, PLEASE, SON.

- [sighs] OKAY.

YOU TWO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

I'M REALLY...HAPPY FOR YOU.

- NO!

- WE HEARD THAT!

- SORRY.

- [sighs]

- GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS.

NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS.

[groans]

- WHAT'S MASTER SHIFU DOING?

- [grunts] HE'S PRACTICING HIS YEARLY...

[snoring sound] AUTUMN FESTIVAL SPEECH FOR TONIGHT.

- MM, THAT REMINDS ME.

I'VE GOTTA PRACTICE SLEEPING WITH MY EYES OPEN.

[laughter] - OH! GOOD ONE.

- WHAT?

- SKIP IT.

- [kung fu noises]

- UH, PO?

YOU SEEM UPSET.

- HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

[angry kung fu noises]

- I TAKE IT YOU'RE NOT SO HAPPY YOUR DAD FOUND A GIRLFRIEND.

- [panting] I DON'T MIND HIM HAVING A GIRLFRIEND,

IT'S JUST NOT THIS GIRLFRIEND.

YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT SHE'S LIKE.

- HOW WOULD WE KNOW THAT?

- UH, NO.

NOT HER, PER SE. JUST, UM, I MEAN--

YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT WOMEN ARE LIKE.

[chuckles]

OH! NO! THAT'S NOT--

I MEAN-- [sighs]

GO AHEAD.

- PO, GIVE YOUR DAD'S GIRLFRIEND A CHANCE.

- THANKS, VIPER.

I'M GONNA DO THAT.

OOH!

OW. OOH! AH!

MONKEY!

- OOH. SORRY!

I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING A THING.

SERIOUSLY, PO. VIPER'S RIGHT.

YOU SHOULD GIVE HER A CHANCE.

- DAD?

- HE'S DELIVERING MOON CAKES FOR THE FESTIVAL.

NICE COSTUME!

- [chuckles] YEAH.

WORE IT FOR MY DAD.

GOT HIM A NEW SPATULA.

THOUGHT WE COULD ALL USE IT TO MAKE MOON CAKES TOGETHER.

- SWEET!

- I MEAN, YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER...

[sighs] I GUESS. AND...

MAYBE SOMEDAY, I CAN CARE ABOUT YOU, TOO. MAYBE.

- AWW, HONEY. SIT.

FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN!

- AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER SHIFU'S SPEECH?

- I WON'T TELL ANYONE.

- [chuckles] I'M STARTING TO CARE ABOUT YOU ALREADY.

MM! THESE ARE SERIOUSLY GOOD.

OH! MM. - IT'S A NEW RECIPE.

- MM. NO WONDER YOU WON THAT BAKING CONTEST.

- TRUTH BE TOLD, I WON

BECAUSE I BRAINWASHED THE JUDGES.

- TO BE HONEST,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BRAINWASH MY DAD.

[laughs]

- THAT'S SILLY.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO BRAINWASH YOUR DAD

WHEN I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO...

POISON EVERYONE IN THE VALLEY?

- OH! YEAH, GOOD QUESTION. WHAT?

- POISON THEIR BRAINS! IN FACT...

I'M POISONING YOU RIGHT NOW.

- POISON? MOON CAKES?

[increasingly foreboding sounds]

- OH, IT WON'T KILL YOU,

BUT IT WILL MAKE YOU DEFENSELESS!

[laughs]

- UH-- AH.

[slurred] AH! I WAS RIGHT NOT TO TRUST YOU!

- THIS IS GOING TO BE EASIER THAN I THOUGHT!

- OOH! OW! [grunts]

[groans]

- I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR FATHER!

[evil laugh] - NO!

- [groans]

- HI, HONEY.

PO STOPPED BY AND LEFT YOU A MESSAGE.

- HE DID?

- YES. HE SAID,

NOW, OH, LET ME MAKE SURE I'M GETTING THIS RIGHT,

THE DRAGON WARRIOR DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU

AND NEVER WANTS TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN.

TEA?

- WHAT?

- WHA--?

- HE SAID THAT?

- YES.

- NO.

- DID YOU HEAR THAT?

- OH, IT'S THE NEIGHBORS.

I THINK THEY'RE BUILDING A RUMPUS ROOM.

SHALL WE?

THE FESTIVAL AWAITS!

- [sighs]

- COME ON.

IF PO REALLY LOVES YOU,

THEN HE'LL FIND YOU AT THE FESTIVAL.

- I--I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

[lively music]

- WHERE'S PO?

- MAYBE HE'S BONDING WITH HIS DAD AND HIS GIRLFRIEND.

- MORE LIKELY, HE'S BONDING WITH A BAG OF ALMOND COOKIES.

- [laughs] OOH, YOU'RE ON FIRE TODAY, TIGRESS.

- WHAT?

- SKIP IT.

- EVERYONE, PLEASE GRAB A MOON CAKE

FOR THE CEREMONIAL SPEECH,

FOLLOWED BY THE CEREMONIAL EATING OF THE MOON CAKES,

FOLLOWED BY THE CEREMONIAL CEREMONY.

all: OH!

[excited noises]

- AW, PINGY.

LOOKS LIKE PO DIDN'T SHOW UP AND DOESN'T LOVE YOU.

[grunting]

- GOT IT! OOH!

[thuds, crash] - OOH.

[groans]

- AND SO, PER TRADITION,

WE RAISE OUR MOON CAKES TO HONOR THE HARVEST.

- [gasps]

- HAPPY AUTUMN FESTIVAL, EVERYONE.

- [slurred] NO!

- IT'S THE AUTUMN FESTIVAL CLOWN!

- [slurred] DON'T YOU EAT THAT!

[laughter] - LOVE THIS BIT!

- HUH! - UH-UH. NO, CLOWN!

YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY MOON CAKE THIS YEAR!

[laughter] - AH. UH. AH.

UH. AH. EEH. OOH.

- LOOK AT HIM DANCE!

- NO!

OOH.

[groaning]

- [grunts] WHAT'S GOING ON?

- [groans]

- I--

- WHAT'S HAPPENING TO EVERYONE?

- [evil cackle] - [gasps]

- YOU...YOU--

- YES, DEAR. ME.

- HOW'D YOU ALL LIKE MY MOON CAKES?

- UGH.

- EW! THAT'S DISGUSTING.

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.

ONE BITE IS ENOUGH TO DESTROY YOUR MOTOR SKILLS.

[evil laugh]

YOU BANISHED ME FROM THE VALLEY,

BUT NOW I GET MY REVENGE!

- HEY!

- BY THE WAY,

YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS IN THAT COSTUME!

[laughs]

- HUH! OH! OOH!

WHOA! AH.

UH!

OOH!

- [laughs]

- [groans]

SO DIZZY...I--

[dizzy noises]

AIM OVER THERE,

HIT OVER HERE.

- OH!

- WH--

[fighting noises]

[groans]

YOU--YOU CAN FIGHT ME?

HOW?

- IT'S CALLED DIZZY KUNG FU.

MADE IT UP MYSELF.

- PO!

- DAD!

I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY!

- [growls] AH!

- AND I WANT YOU TO BE THE DRAGON WARRIOR!

- HUH?

[fighting noises]

- WHOA!

[groans]

- SCORPION, YOU'RE A VILLAINOUS, EVIL, CRIMINAL MASTERMIND,

AND I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE.

- [groans]

- SEE, WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN SPENDING TIME TOGETHER, PO?

MAKING 2,700 ANTIDOTE-FILLED NOODLES.

OH, BOY. OH, BOY. OH, BOY.

AND WITH A BRAND-NEW SPATULA!

- THIS IS GREAT, DAD.

AND BY THE WAY,

I THINK YOU HAVE SOME LADY ADMIRERS OVER THERE.

[giggling]

- THIS COULD BE A VERY GOOD DYNASTY.