Original subtitles

- WA-CHA! HI-YA!

- AND NOW, DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA:

LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.

[gong rings]

- * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *

[scatting]

* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP *

* NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME *

* HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP *

* AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *

OOH! AHH! YAH!

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *

* AND MASTER THE SKILLS

* OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS *

* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE

* PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING *

* SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE *

* KUNG FU PANDA

* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS

SWEET!

- COME ON, YOU GUYS, WE GOTTA HURRY!

EVERYBODY PACKED AND READY? GOOD.

LET'S GET A MOVE ON.

[grunts]

- OOF!

- OOPS. SORRY, TIGRESS.

- [growls]

- EASY, TIGRESS. PO'S JUST EXCITED.

- LET'S GO.

WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE LEVITATION KUNG FU DEMO.

YOU CAN BEAT ME UP LATER, TIGRESS.

MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.

- OH, IT'S GOING IN THE BOOK.

- THIS LEVITATION KUNG FU DEMONSTRATION

IS GONNA BE SO AWESOME!

- OOH, SOMEONE WHO CAN DO KUNG FU AND FLY?

AMAZING!

- NOW, REMEMBER, IF THIS GUY LEVITATES AND I PASS OUT,

WAKE ME UP!

- PO!

I NEED YOUR HELP.

- AW, BUT DAD,

I'M ABOUT TO GO SEE A FLYING KUNG FU MASTER WHO CAN FLY!

- IT'S URGENT.

- URGENT? REALLY? OH...

OKAY, OKAY, BUT QUICK.

LET'S GO. I'LL, UH-- I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU GUYS.

SAVE SOME AWESOME FOR ME!

- THE FURIOUS FIVE ARE LEAVING.

HA! THIS MAKES MY TASK VERY EASY.

I WILL TAKE OUT SHIFU.

THEN I WILL FINALLY GET MY HOOVES

ON THE HELMET OF THE INVINCIBLE THUNDERKICK!

[thunder crashes]

[laughs maniacally]

all: HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO!

- [grunting]

THE DRAGON WARRIOR HIS HERE, READY FOR ACTION!

SO WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY?

- IT'S MAHJONG.

- I DON'T GET IT. MAHJONG?

- WE NEED A FOURTH.

- THAT'S THE EMERGENCY?

I WAS GONNA SEE FLYING MIXED WITH PUNCHING!

THAT'S LIKE THE COOLEST COMBINATION OF THINGS POSSIBLE,

EXCEPT FOR MAYBE COOKIES AND PUDDING!

- MAYBE YOU DID NOT HEAR ME.

THIS IS MAHJONG, SON.

MAHJONG!

- EH?

- AND REALLY, REALLY OLD PEOPLE.

- YOU KNOW, EVEN IF YOU WHISPER IT,

IT'S STILL DISRESPECTFUL.

AND SURELY THIS IS NOT TOO BIG A FAVOR

FOR YOUR LONELY, OLD FATHER

WHO WORKED TRIPLE SHIFTS TO PUT YOU THROUGH SCHOOL.

- BUT I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL.

- ANOTHER DISAPPOINTMENT.

- UGH, FINE. BUT A QUICK GAME.

THEN I CAN STILL SEE THE FLYING FU GUY.

I'LL GO FIRST.

[sighs] ALL RIGHT. YOUR TURN, MRS. GOW.

- NO, NOT THAT ONE.

- MM...

AH... AH...

- NOT THAT ONE.

- UGH...

UH...

- I DON'T KNOW.

- [groans]

- YES! THIS ONE.

NO.

THIS IS IT.

WAIT...

OKAY, DONE.

- GREAT. YOUR TURN.

- [groans]

[snoring]

- OH!

[grunts] JUST LITTLE HELP HERE.

JUST GOTTA GET THIS PIECE DOWN...

[grunting]

FINGERS OFF. JUST LET GO. FINGER OFF...

[grunting]

- WHERE'S THE TOILET?

- AH, AT LAST,

THE HELMET OF THE INVINCIBLE THUNDERKICK WILL BE MINE.

I WILL HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL KICK ON EARTH!

I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO CRUSH

THAT STUPID PANDA WHO HUMILIATED ME!

[crashes]

[crashing]

[door breaks]

RAT!

TELL ME WHERE THE HELMET OF THE INVINCIBLE THUNDERKICK IS!

- THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

- [growls]

[growls] GET HIM. BUT KEEP HIM ALIVE!

[grunting, smacking]

[bell tone]

- OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!

- A CHI-JAN BELL TRAP!

[metal clangs]

NO!

- SHIFU, TELL ME WHERE YOU'VE HIDDEN THE HELMET,

AND I'LL GO EASY ON YOU!

YOU CAN FIGHT SOLDIERS, BUT YOU CAN'T FIGHT IRON!

[heavy thud]

[metallic clanging]

[laughs]

[clanging]

[playing scratchy notes on erhu]

*

- [humming]

*

- MR. YEUNG, IT'S YOUR TURN.

*

OKAY--

*

UH, SAVE SOME FOR LATER.

[chuckles] YOU'RE SPOILING ME. REALLY, I--

OKAY, LET'S PICK UP THE PACE, PEOPLE.

I GOT SOME AIRBORNE ANNIHILATING I GOTTA SEE.

IT'S CALLED "MAHJONG," NOT "MAH-LONG TIME TO..."

UH... LET'S GO!

COME ON, IT'S YOUR TURN, DAD.

DAD?

- WHOO!

THIS GAME IS HEATING UP SOMETHING FIERCE.

THIS AIN'T FOR NO SUNDAY PLAYERS.

- UGH...

- CANDY, PO?

- OOH, ALWAYS.

[gags, coughs]

- HMM?

- [gags]

[spits]

AH, FORGET IT, WE'RE WASTING TIME.

[grunting]

OH, GREAT! NICE JOB. YOU WIN!

OKAY, GOTTA GO.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

MAHJONG IS NO FUN WITHOUT FOUR.

- I PROMISE I'LL PLAY AGAIN, WHEN I'M 80.

RIGHT NOW I GOT SOME COOL, NEW STUFF TO DO.

- JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS NEW DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER!

- I THINK IT DOES!

[distant metal clanging]

HUH?

WHA--?

THAT'S WEIRD.

IT'S COMING FROM THE JADE PALACE.

[breathing heavily]

- SHIFU, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLERY.

- TEMUTAI.

- WHERE IS THE HELMET HIDDEN?

- [grunts]

LET SHIFU GO, OR YOU'LL BE PULLING PANDA FUR

OUT OF PLACES YOU NEVER KNEW YOU HAD!

- IT'S THE DRAGON WARRIOR! STOP HIM!

- [growling]

- WAAH!

[crashing, smashing] OW! OOH! UGH!

OOH!

[groans]

- WELL, WELL, WELL.

LOOK WHO'S COME CRAWLING BACK. FLY BOY, THAT'S WHO!

I KNEW YOU WOULD BE BACK.

MAHJONG IS IN YOUR BLOOD NOW.

- NO. JADE PALACE.

SHIFU. TROUBLE.

- OH, SON. ARE YOU OKAY?

- AAH, GOTTA THINK. I'M IN A MESS, HERE.

I CAN'T FIGHT THAT ARMY ALL BY MYSELF.

I NEED THE FURIOUS FIVE.

THEY WON'T BE BACK FOR DAYS.

I NEED A PLAN.

- MAYBE WE CAN HELP.

- IT'S NOT A MAHJONG TOURNAMENT, DAD.

TEMUTAI IS GONNA DESTROY SHIFU IF I CAN'T FREE HIM!

THIS IS BIG TIME. KUNG FU MASTER TIME!

- I CAN GET KUNG FU MASTERS.

- YOU CAN? HOW? WHO? WHERE?

- GOW OF THE HUNDRED STARS, AND YEUNG THE MUSICAL ARCHER.

- MASTER GOW AND MASTER YEUNG?

THOSE GUYS WERE AWESOME LIKE A MILLION YEARS AGO.

THEY FOUGHT A BATTLE AGAINST 2,000 SCORPIONS.

- ACTUALLY, YOU'RE FORGETTING ABOUT THE GUYS

CLUSTERED ALONG THE TREES.

- YES, INDEED. MUST BE CLOSER TO 3,000.

- [laughs] IT HARDLY SEEMS FAIR.

- GOW HAD, LIKE, 100 STARS!

AND YEUNG WAS A MUSICAL ARCHER!

WHOA.

WHERE ARE THEY?

ARE THEY BEHIND THE PATHETIC OLD PEOPLE, OR...?

- DO NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, PO.

- BUT--BUT THAT'S THEM?

THESE GUYS ARE THOSE GUYS?

[both wheezing]

OH, MRS. GOW, YOU WERE LIKE A STAR-THROWING MACHINE.

MR. YEUNG, I HEARD YOU COULD CONTROL ARROWS WITH YOUR MIND.

- AND I CAN BEND NOODLES TO MY WILL.

I WILL COME TOO.

- NO, DAD, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

- WHY? WHY, BECAUSE THEY'RE OLD?

THEY CAN'T HACK IT?

THEY STILL GOT THE GOODS, SON.

MRS. GOW, SHOW 'EM YOUR THROWING STARS.

- I HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE IN MY THROWING STAR BAG.

- SO IT'S TEETH. SO WHAT?

MR. YEUNG HERE CAN STILL HIT A GNAT'S EYE

FROM 100 YARDS WITH THAT BOW OF HIS.

- LUCKILY, I ALWAYS HAVE IT WITH ME.

[string snaps]

- UH, OKAY.

I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND BAD,

BUT I MEAN, YOU GUYS WERE AWESOME.

THEN MANY, MANY YEARS WENT BY, AND WELL,

DON'T GET ME WRONG, YOU'RE STILL AWESOME,

BUT YOU'RE-- YOU'RE GONNA GET HURT.

OR WORSE.

- NO. - DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

- THAT'S CRAZY TALK.

- BUT MRS. GOW, YOU WERE BORN THE YEAR THEY INVENTED ROPE!

AND MR. YEUNG IS OLDER THAN YOU!

- [gasps] PO, THAT WAS RUDE.

I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT.

- BOY'S GOT A MOUTH ON HIM.

- I'M THE DRAGON WARRIOR.

I'LL HANDLE THIS ON MY OWN.

- AAH!

- [grunts]

- YAH!

- SHIFU! ARE YOU OKAY?

- FORGET ABOUT ME.

GET THE THUNDERKICK HELMET BEFORE TEMUTAI.

- NO! I'VE GOTTA GET YOU OUT.

THE ROOF IS GONNA CAVE IN!

- YOU'VE GOTTA GET THE HELMET BEFORE HE DOES.

IF TEMUTAI HAS IT,

THERE IS NO FORCE IN THE VALLEY THAT WILL STOP HIM.

- YES!

I'M CLOSE! I CAN FEEL IT! [laughs maniacally]

- HURRY. THE HELMET IS DOWNSTAIRS.

FOUR DOORS PAST THE DUNGEON.

- RIGHT!

WE HAVE A DUNGEON?

- GET GOING!

- THE PANDA.

[growls]

ATTACK!

- OKAY, WE'RE DONE WITH THE HIDING.

I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO MOVE ON TO THE KICKING BUTT PORTION.

- YAH!

- UH, UH...

OH, I GUESS WE'RE DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE ODDS THING NOW.

GOOD CHOICE.

- YAH!

- [grunting]

HEH, YOU'RE MAKING A COLOSSAL MISTAKE.

'CAUSE ANY MOMENT NOW,

I WILL BE JOINED BY THE RETURN OF THE FURIOUS FIVE.

- WHERE'S THE TOILET?

[scratchy erhu note]

[coughs]

- OR THEM.

- GUYS, GO BACK. UGH... YOU'LL GET HURT.

- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

I'VE STILL GOT-- [coughs]

OH, I'M GOING TO PASS OUT.

- [growls]

- OH! WHEW!

HI, SEN YEUNG. YOU'RE PING'S KID, RIGHT?

- UH...

- SO, WHAT'RE YOU GONNA FIGHT ME WITH?

[laughs]

OH, DON'T HURT ME WITH YOUR TEETH.

[laughs]

WATCH OUT. SHE MIGHT KNIT ME A SWEATER.

[laughs]

[groans]

- WHAT?

- YA! YA! YA! YA! YA!

[all grunting]

- WHOA. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A THING!

- DON'T SMILE AT HIM, YOU'RE OLD.

OLD PEOPLE CAN'T SMILE, RIGHT, PO?

WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING. HMM.

- DAD, CAN WE DISCUSS THIS LATER?

WE GOT COMPANY.

I NEED TO GET IN THERE AND STOP TEMUTAI.

CAN YOU GUYS COVER ME?

both: UH-HUH.

- YA!

[twanging notes]

[all grunting]

- HA!

- YOU DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, PO.

WE'LL TIDY UP HERE.

- PANDA... - I'M WORKING ON IT.

OOF!

- TOO LATE, PANDA!

AT LAST, IT IS I WHO WILL HUMILIATE YOU!

THE HELMET SHALL BE MINE!

- WOW, YOU'RE SO DRAMATIC.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT EVERYTHING.

- I SHALL DEFEAT YOU!

- SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU NOT TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?

- [growls]

WHA--?

SO MANY HELMETS. WHICH ONE?

[grunts]

THAT MUST BE IT. THE FANCIEST ONE!

WITH THIS HELMET, I WILL HAVE THE POWER

OF THE INVINCIBLE THUNDERKICK!

[clucks like chicken, chatters like monkey]

NO!

THAT'S THE MONKEY CHICKEN DANCE HELMET!

- I MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE THAT ONE HOME.

- ARGH! - [giggles]

HA HA!

[grunting]

THAT MUST'VE BEEN THE "YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY" HELMET!

- [speaks gibberish]

- UH...

- THAT WASN'T ME.

THAT HELMET HAS TO BE HERE!

GOOD-BYE, PANDA.

[electricity zapping]

OOH.

- [grunting]

- WAAH!

- [snoring]

[crackling]

- [grumbles in tiny voice]

- WAAH! WHOO! WHUH!

- [heaving breaths]

[both laughing]

- EH?

[high-pitched scream]

- [chattering]

- [grumbling]

WAIT A MINUTE.

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.

- HA!

IT'S THUNDERKICK TIME!

[electricity buzzing]

[thunder crashes]

[growls]

[electricity crackles]

HOLD STILL!

[growls]

- WHOA!

[metal creaks]

[electricity sizzling]

- HUH?

[grunting]

[straining]

- [growls]

- HUH? AH...

- EH, WHAT HELMET IS THIS?

- THAT'S THE "YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY" HELMET.

BYE-BYE.

[thunderclap]

- SHIFU!

[right foot pounding]

SHIFU! OOF! STAND BACK!

- WAIT.

- WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

- PUTTING MY ROBE BACK ON. IT'S HOT IN HERE.

OKAY.

[crashes, electricity sizzles]

THANK YOU, PO.

YOU'VE SAVED THE VALLEY.

YOU COULDN'T HAVE CARRIED THE HELMET IN,

AND THEN PUT IT ON?

- HEY, GUYS.

- [groans]

- YEAH, LOOK, I KINDA OWE YOU AN APOLOGY

ABOUT THAT STUFF I SAID ABOUT YOU BEING OLD.

- OLD AS ROPE, IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.

YOU KNOW, ROPE.

THAT THING THAT IS VERY USEFUL AND HELPFUL.

- YES. AND ROPE GOT HIS FEELINGS HURT WHEN YOU SAID THAT.

- UH, WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

- I AM THE ROPE.

- YEAH, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.

THAT WAS WRONG OF ME.

- BUT WE NEED A FOURTH.

- MAHJONG, ANYONE?

- IT'S MY TURN.

- TAKE YOUR TIME, MRS. GOW. NO RUSH.

- HEY, YOU GOTTA TRY OUT THIS LEVITATION KUNG FU, PO!

- GET OVER YOURSELVES.

- PO, DON'T YOU WANNA GO LEARN HOW TO FLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS?

- I'M RIGHT WHERE I WANT TO BE, DAD.

THIS IS MAHJONG. MAHJONG!

HA! DEAL WITH THAT.

HEY, NO CHEATING, MRS. GOW.