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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:05,206 - [grunting] 2 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,308 - AND NOW, DREAMWORKS' 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:11,479 KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:15,483 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,352 [scatting] 6 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,154 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP 7 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,123 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME 8 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:23,424 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP 9 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,426 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 10 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:26,760 [grunting] 11 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,429 * KUNG FU PANDA 12 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,565 [scatting] 13 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:34,835 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 14 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:38,206 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME * 15 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,673 * KUNG FU PANDA 16 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:43,111 [scatting] 17 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,213 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 18 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,680 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 19 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,382 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' * 20 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,783 * SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' ALIVE 21 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:50,784 [grunting] 22 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:54,455 * KUNG FU PANDA 23 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:55,556 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 24 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,225 SWEET! 25 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:15,376 - OH, THERE HE IS. THE MASTER. 26 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,810 HE'S COMING! OH! 27 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,813 - MASTER SHIFU? 28 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,382 - AH! - MASTER SHIFU? 29 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,450 YOU OKAY UP THERE? 30 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:25,153 YOU SEEM A LITTLE... GIDDY. 31 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:26,454 - AHEM. PO, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 32 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:29,790 I AM NOT GIDDY. HOW COULD I BE? 33 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:32,293 EVERYONE, MASTER YAO IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE 34 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:35,396 AND THIS PLACE IS NOWHERE NEAR PERFECT. 35 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:39,167 CRANE, WHY IS THERE A FOOTPRINT ON THIS STEP? 36 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,668 - THAT'S YOUR FOOTPRINT. 37 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:41,769 - STOP MAKING EXCUSES. 38 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,637 THE KEEPER OF THE SECRETS OF KUNG-FU 39 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,606 CANNOT ENTER ON DIRTY STAIRS. 40 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,341 CLEAN IT. [door squeaking] 41 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,277 HOW COME THIS DOOR IS SQUEAKING? 42 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,778 WHY ISN'T THIS PLANT BLOOMING? 43 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:57,918 MASTER YAO IS BEING TRANSPORTED FROM HIS MEDITATION TOWER 44 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,688 TO A NEW HOME, AND A STOP OVER HERE IS 45 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,756 A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY. 46 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,292 NOTHING CAN GO WRONG. 47 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,294 - WHAT COULD GO WRONG WITH A GUY WHO NEVER 48 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,695 LEAVES HIS BOX? 49 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:11,199 -[laughing] OH, "BOX." 50 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:12,200 I DON'T GET IT. 51 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,834 - WHEN MASTER YAO TRAVELS, 52 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,204 HE STAYS IN A BOX THE ENTIRE TIME 53 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,438 TO AVOID ANY DISTRACTIONS. 54 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,772 - A BOX. 55 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,509 LIKE A BOX-BOX? THE ENTIRE TIME? 56 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:22,543 - YES. 57 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,678 - RIGHT. WHY IS THAT, NOW? 58 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:27,315 - MASTER YAO HAS THE GREATEST KUNG-FU MIND 59 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,950 THIS WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN. 60 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,686 HE WAS THE ONLY ONE TO EVER UNLOCK 61 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,223 THE MYSTERY OF THE SECRET SCROLL. 62 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:38,626 AND HE DID IT AT THE AGE OF FIVE. 63 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:42,296 AT SIX, HE INVENTED PRUNING, AND BECAME ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE 64 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:45,533 THAT REALLY UNDERSTOOD HOW AN ABACUS WORKED. 65 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:49,470 BUT WITH A GREAT MIND CAME GREAT SACRIFICE. 66 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,240 HE SPENT A LIFETIME MEDITATING ALONE 67 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:54,375 WITH NO CONTACT TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD 68 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:58,512 AND HE BECAME THE KEEPER OF THE SECRETS OF KUNG-FU. 69 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:03,551 IN HIS MIND, MASTER YAO HOLDS UNIMAGINABLE KNOWLEDGE, 70 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,520 AND THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE. 71 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:09,723 THIS IS WHY HE IS UNDER CONSTANT THREAT OF KIDNAPPING. 72 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:13,394 SOME WOULD STOP AT NOTHING TO GET THE SECRETS 73 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:16,964 IN HIS BRILLIANT, BEAUTIFUL BRAIN. 74 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:24,538 THIS IS WHY WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT, ALERT, COMPOSED. 75 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,573 [gong rings] 76 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:26,774 HE'S HERE! 77 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,513 - WHERE SHALL WE PUT THE MASTER'S BOX? 78 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,448 - MY ROOM! 79 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:37,851 UH, THAT IS TO SAY, THE HALL OF HEROES 80 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,287 SEEMS AN APPROPRIATE SPOT. 81 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,754 I'LL GO WITH YOU SO I CAN PROPERLY GREET-- 82 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,456 - AFTER SUCH A JOURNEY, 83 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:46,394 I'M SURE MASTER YAO WOULD PREFER TO REST. 84 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,295 - OF COURSE. 85 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,397 AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES 86 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:52,900 ARE ANY OF YOU TO DISTURB MASTER YAO OR HIS BOX. 87 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,968 - EVEN-- - ESPECIALLY YOU. 88 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,606 [laughing] 89 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:03,811 WHY, YES. WE DO WORK GREAT TOGETHER. 90 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,413 [as Yao] MASTER SHIFU, 91 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,781 I KNOW ALL THE SECRETS OF KUNG-FU, 92 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:11,819 BUT IT WAS YOU WHO TAUGHT ME FRIENDSHIP. 93 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,322 [as himself] AND YOU'VE TAUGHT ME SOMETHING, TOO. 94 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,657 [as Yao] REALLY? AND WHAT IS THAT? 95 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,429 - ACTION FIGURES? 96 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,797 YOU'RE PLAYING WITH ACTION FIGURES? 97 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:27,401 THAT...IS AWESOME! HANG ON, LET ME GET MINE. 98 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,470 - NO! THESE ARE NOT ACTION FIGURES. 99 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:31,572 THEY'RE...ARTIFACTS. 100 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,007 I'M SIMPLY DUSTING THEM OFF. 101 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:39,347 - THIS IS AN ARTIFACT? 102 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:42,082 - YES, IT'S MASTER YAO IN HIS TRANSPORTATION BOX. 103 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,385 IT'S EXTREMELY HARD TO FIND. 104 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,519 - ROOKIE MOVE. 105 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,855 SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN IT OUT OF THE ORIGINAL PACKAGING. 106 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,358 - THIS IS JUST THE BOX I PLAY WITH. 107 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,025 I ALSO HAVE A MASTER YAO IN A BOX 108 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,928 IN ITS ORIGINAL BOX IN THE CLOSET...IN A BOX. 109 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:58,499 - [laughing] BOXES. 110 00:04:58,532 --> 00:04:59,467 STILL DON'T GET IT. 111 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,669 - PANDA, PLEASE. - THAT'S COOL. 112 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,471 I KNOW HOW IT IS TO WANT TO LET LOOSE, 113 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,005 BREAK A FEW RULES, 114 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,707 AND PLAY WITH YOUR ACTION FIGURES. 115 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,041 - I DO NOT PLAY WITH-- 116 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,378 - I KNOW, I KNOW. I GET IT. 117 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,012 YOU GET TO HANG WITH A HERO OF YOURS. 118 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,615 THAT'S ME, HERE, EVERY DAY. 119 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,884 JUST KEEP EMBRACING YOUR INNER PO AND LET IT BE 120 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,387 MORE ON YOUR OUTER AREA THERE. 121 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,021 - [growling] 122 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,532 [door opening] 123 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:44,412 UH, MASTER YAO? 124 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,580 I-I BROUGHT YOU SOME BEAN CAKES 125 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,015 IN CASE YOU'RE HUNGRY. 126 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,655 SORRY FOR BOTHERING YOU. 127 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:55,823 [box rattling] 128 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,426 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 129 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,760 BECAUSE I COULD OPEN THE BOX. 130 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,131 RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 131 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:09,770 YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT? 132 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,705 MAYBE I SHOULD OPEN THE BOX. 133 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,441 YOU COULD'VE HIT YOUR HEAD IN TRANSIT 134 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,443 AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW, AND, UH-- 135 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,177 WELL, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY: 136 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:20,948 IF YOU DON'T NOT WANT ME TO NOT OPEN IT, 137 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,483 JUST SAY SO. 138 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,120 VERY WELL, THEN. AS YOU WISH. 139 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,898 MASTER YAO. IT'S AN HONOR. 140 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:41,469 - MASTER SHIFU. 141 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:45,506 - OOH! YOU KNOW MY NAME? 142 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,475 - I KNOW EVERYTHING. 143 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:50,578 - OH, MASTER YAO. THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. 144 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,080 I CAN'T TELL YOU-- [gasping] 145 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:57,785 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 146 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,753 - SO FUZZY! 147 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:02,790 AHH! BEAN CAKES! 148 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,958 - YES. I MADE THEM FOR YOU. 149 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,994 - I'VE BEEN LOCKED AWAY FOR SO LONG! 150 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,629 SO MANY THINGS TO SEE AND TOUCH, 151 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:12,633 AND, OOH, LOOK AT THAT! 152 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:16,169 JUST FEEL THIS FLOOR. OH, IT'S INCREDIBLE! 153 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,639 - OH, WELL, IF YOU LIKE THAT, I HAVE A THROW RUG 154 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:19,840 IN MY ROOM THAT-- 155 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,509 - LOOK AT THAT ARMOR! 156 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:24,144 AH, THAT'S COLD! AH, THAT'S HOT! 157 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,513 OUCH! OH, SOFT! 158 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,515 NEAT! TASTY! 159 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,116 [imitating gong] 160 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,518 WHOO-HOO! 161 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,620 OH, I LOVE THIS! 162 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,523 - PERHAPS I SHOULDN'T HAVE DISTURBED YOU. 163 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,958 - AH, LOOK! A DOOR! 164 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:38,959 - MASTER! 165 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:42,563 AHH! 166 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,533 NO! MASTER YAO? 167 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,801 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO! 168 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,004 [groans] 169 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,612 - HELLO? HELLO? 170 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,681 [groaning] 171 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,850 [rustling] 172 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,553 [door opens] IS SOMEONE THERE? 173 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:08,689 - MASTER YAO, I, UH-- SORRY. 174 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,691 SHIFU SAID I WASN'T TO DISTURB YOU OR YOUR BOX. 175 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,693 - I AM SHIFU. 176 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,563 - WOW, THAT IS WILD. YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM. 177 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,565 CAN YOU YELL "PANDA" ALL ANGRY-LIKE? 178 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:20,901 - PANDA! - YOU, SIR, HAVE A GIFT. 179 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,571 - OPEN THE BOX. IT'S ME. 180 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:27,174 - SHIFU! 181 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,976 OOF! - WHERE IS HE? WHERE'D HE GO? 182 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,044 - WHAT HAPPENED? 183 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,681 - I OPENED THE BOX, AND HE WENT CRAZY. 184 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:37,017 HE'S GONE. I LOST MASTER YAO. 185 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:41,088 - YOU LOST MASTER YAO? YOU MESSED UP. 186 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,757 SHIFU ACTUALLY MESSED UP! - NO, I DIDN'T. I-- 187 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,594 - OH, YEAH YOU DID. YOU MESSED UP BIG TIME! 188 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,696 - I DID NOT MESS UP. 189 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:51,331 - TRUST ME, IF ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT MESSING UP, IT'S ME, 190 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,602 AND WHAT WE GOT HERE IS ONE DOOZY OF A MESS-UP. 191 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,604 - I-- [sighs] 192 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,739 YOU'RE RIGHT. I NEED HELP. 193 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,741 BUT WAIT A MINUTE. 194 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,710 YOU DO KNOW A LOT ABOUT MESSING UP. 195 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,277 - KIND OF A HOBBY. 196 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,714 - PO, IF ANYONE CAN HELP ME-- I CAN'T BELIEVE 197 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,348 I'M SAYING THIS-- IT'S YOU. 198 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,619 - OH? 199 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,655 - PO, I NEED YOUR HELP. 200 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,726 - SHIFU MESSES UP 201 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,094 AND ASKS ME FOR HELP IN THE SAME DAY? 202 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,663 - PANDA! 203 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,698 - AHEM, 'COURSE I'LL HELP YOU. 204 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,768 SHIFU AND THE DRAGON WARRIOR TOGETHER, SOLVING CRIMES. 205 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,070 [kung-fu noises] STOPPING BAD GUYS. 206 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,772 - WE'RE NOT SOLVING CRIMES. 207 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,074 WE'RE JUST LOOKING FOR MASTER YAO. 208 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,709 - [knuckles cracking] AND NOW THE STUDENT 209 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,645 BECOMES THE MASTER. 210 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:38,646 - WHAT DO WE DO? 211 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,380 - FIRST, WE PANIC. 212 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,381 - GAH! 213 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,651 - CHECK. NEXT? GET A SNACK. 214 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,753 HMM. HERE. 215 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:46,820 THIRD, TELL NO ONE. 216 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,255 TRY TO FIX IT YOURSELF 217 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,390 BEFORE ANYONE FINDS OUT AND CALLS YOU AN IDIOT PANDA. 218 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,661 - MASTER SHIFU? 219 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,128 - NOTHING! 220 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:58,065 I NEED YOU ALL TO GUARD MASTER YAO'S BOX, 221 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:02,803 WHICH HE IS IN, AS IS EXPECTED OF HIM...TO BE. 222 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,038 - [snaps fingers] 223 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,778 - THE KEEPER OF THE SECRETS OF KUNG-FU 224 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,714 OUT THERE ALONE AND DEFENSELESS. 225 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,316 - WELL, HE'S NOT TOTALLY DEFENSELESS. 226 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,985 HE'S A KUNG-FU MASTER. 227 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,287 - OF THE MIND, NOT THE BODY. 228 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:30,998 - BAD NEWS, TEMUTAI. 229 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,133 WE TRACKED MASTER YAO LIKE YOU SAID, 230 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,669 BUT NOW HE RESTS IN THE JADE PALACE. 231 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,838 - AH! NOW WE'LL NEVER GET HIM! 232 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,807 SHIFU WILL NEVER BE STUPID ENOUGH 233 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,441 TO LET THE MASTER OUT OF HIS SIGHT. 234 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,276 - [maniacal laughter] 235 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,680 WOO-HOO! AH, WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 236 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,882 - THAT'S HIM! HA HA! 237 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,884 WE WILL CAPTURE MASTER YAO. 238 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,821 THEN ALL THE SECRETS OF KUNG-FU WILL BE MINE! 239 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,856 - [maniacal laughter] 240 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,125 - MASTER YAO! - YOU'LL CRASH! 241 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:02,229 [magical chiming] 242 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,001 - THE CLAP OF STILLNESS. 243 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,837 both: COOL! 244 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:13,140 - I MEAN "IMPRESSIVE." 245 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,209 - [maniacal laughter] THAT'S WONDERFUL! 246 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,879 - MASTER YAO-- 247 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,248 - SHIFU AND THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 248 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:24,217 - TEMUTAI AND... UNNAMED THUG. 249 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,988 - OOH, INTRODUCTIONS! WONDERFUL! 250 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,222 - [laughs] 251 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,491 - GET YOUR HANDS OFF THIS FLAWLESS SPECIMEN 252 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,761 OF KUNG-FU PERFECTION. 253 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,799 - LET THE BUTT-KICKING COMMENCE! 254 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,434 - FINE, BUT IT IS YOUR BUTT THAT WILL BE KICKED! 255 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,770 [roaring] 256 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,405 - [grunting] 257 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,874 WHERE'D MASTER YAO GO? 258 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,810 - THERE! - [laughs] 259 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,945 OH, LOOK AT THOSE TEETH. 260 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:55,783 AND THAT BREATH IS MAGNIFICENTLY AWFUL. 261 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,786 [coughs] I LOVE IT! 262 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,792 YOUR APPLES ARE MORE DELICIOUS 263 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:08,896 THAN ANYTHING I'VE TASTED IN 65 YEARS. 264 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,931 THANK YOU. MWAH! THANK YOU. 265 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,800 THANK YOU. MWAH! THANK YOU. MWAH! MWAH! 266 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,201 THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 267 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,903 OH, THANK YOU! 268 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,806 - THAT'S MY WIFE! 269 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,473 - OOH, HE'S SO ANGRY. 270 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,843 - NO! HE DOESN'T... [thud] 271 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,812 KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. 272 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,313 MASTER YAO! 273 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,817 HE COULD BE ANYWHERE! 274 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,826 - THEN WE'LL DRAW HIM OUT. 275 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,829 RULE NUMBER EIGHT: SOMETIMES THE CHASER 276 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,431 HAS TO BECOME THE CHASE-EE. 277 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,500 - I...HAVE NO RESPONSE TO THAT. 278 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,969 - MASTER YAO'S ABOUT EXPERIENCING 279 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,303 SIGHTS AND SOUNDS, RIGHT? 280 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,306 THEN THAT'S JUST WHAT WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM. 281 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,008 HIT IT! 282 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:58,011 [upbeat music] 283 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:01,314 * 284 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,415 - OOH! 285 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,352 - [vocalizing] 286 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,954 TWO, THREE. 287 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:11,424 [vocalizing] 288 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,994 * AHH 289 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,896 - WHAT IS THAT WONDERFUL MUSIC? 290 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,135 - PANDA, STOP THIS INSTANT. WE'RE WASTING TIME. 291 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,471 - WASTING TIME LIKE A FOX. 292 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,505 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 293 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:30,911 - [giddy vocalizations] 294 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,883 - MASTER YAO, THANK GOODNESS. 295 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,385 NOW PLEASE, WE MUST GET YOU BACK INTO YOUR BOX. 296 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,388 - OH, CERTAINLY. RIGHT AFTER YOU DANCE. 297 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,523 DANCE, SHIFU, DANCE! 298 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:51,531 - I-- 299 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,468 I'D... 300 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,971 RATHER NOT. 301 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,209 - HM? 302 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:06,046 [sighs] WHAT A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT. 303 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,920 - I'M SORRY, MASTER YAO. IT'S JUST THAT-- 304 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,488 MASTER YAO? MASTER YAO! 305 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,490 - I'M GOING SOMEWHERE! 306 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,927 - MASTER YAO, NO! 307 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,662 - COME ON, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. NO, JUST KIDDING. 308 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,266 [laughs] 309 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,069 - OOF! OW, LEGS! 310 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:33,440 - [grunting] 311 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,508 - OW, BACK! 312 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,411 - THIS IS SO DRAMATIC. I LOVE IT! 313 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,947 - OW, FINGERS! 314 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,250 [screams] 315 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,452 [both screaming] 316 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,026 [both screaming] 317 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,969 - LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR CHECKLIST NUMBER TWO. 318 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,971 - CHECKLIST NUMBER TWO? 319 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,539 - YEAH, FOR WHEN YOU TRY TO FIX THE PROBLEM YOU CAUSED, 320 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,275 BUT WIND UP MAKING IT WORSE. 321 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,377 FIRST: BLAME SOMEONE ELSE. SECOND-- 322 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,979 - I BLAME YOU. 323 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,414 - NOW YOU'RE GETTING THE HANG OF IT. 324 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,482 NO? 325 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,218 - NO. 326 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,452 [thud] OH! 327 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,321 - [screams] 328 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:26,326 MASTER SHI--HEY! 329 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,427 - THIS IS YOUR FAULT! 330 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,595 THANKS TO YOU, 331 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,563 MASTER YAO IS IN GRAVE DANGER. 332 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:34,101 - HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO LET YAO OUT OF THE BOX. 333 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,068 ALL I'VE TRIED TO DO IS HELP, 334 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,070 AND YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING ME THE WHOLE WAY. 335 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,007 SO DO YOU WANT MY HELP OR NOT...MASTER? 336 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,008 - NO! 337 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,109 - AH! OOH! 338 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,011 - ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS. 339 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,079 NOW WE GO WITH THE SHIFU CHECKLIST. 340 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,515 NUMBER ONE: WE FOLLOW THOSE CART TRACKS 341 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,051 AND GO GET MASTER YAO. 342 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,064 WE'LL BREAK THE AREA INTO A GRID 343 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,132 AND SEARCH EVERY SQUARE INCH. 344 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,768 - OR WE CAN JUST-- - I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR IDEAS. 345 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,671 - FINE, BUT-- EH? 346 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,775 - TELL ME THE SECRETS OF KUNG-FU! 347 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,078 - OOH, YOUR HORNS ARE SO POINTY. 348 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,479 CAN I TOUCH THEM? 349 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,181 - WHAT HAVE I DONE? 350 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,283 - OH, RELAX. YAO WON'T SAY ANYTHING. 351 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,086 - IF I TELL YOU, THEY WON'T BE SECRETS. 352 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,520 WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? 353 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,621 - TOLD YA. 354 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,290 - VERY WELL. 355 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,193 IF I CAN'T HAVE THE SECRETS, THEN NO ONE WILL! 356 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,195 YOU HAVE TILL MORNING TO CHANGE YOUR MIND. 357 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,464 OTHERWISE, YOUR HEAD GOES BYE-BYE. 358 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:41,168 [metallic clanging] - NEAT! 359 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,073 - JUST STAY CLOSE AND... 360 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:50,077 DON'T DO WHAT YOU NORMALLY DO. 361 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,179 MASTER YAO, WITH YOUR PERMISSION, 362 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,081 WE'D LIKE TO RESCUE YOU NOW. 363 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,416 MASTER YAO? MASTER YAO! 364 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,319 - AH, FUZZY! 365 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,089 - ANY CHANCE WE CAN GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD HERE? 366 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,190 - WHAT'S THE RUSH? 367 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,092 CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE HAVING A MOMENT? 368 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,699 - THIS WAY! 369 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,601 - HA! - OOH! 370 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,337 - YOUR FEEBLE RESCUE ATTEMPT IS FOILED! 371 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,241 - EXCITING. 372 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,211 - I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS, MASTER. 373 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,546 THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. 374 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,416 - DID YOU KNOW THE HIBISCUS FLOWER 375 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,218 ONLY LASTS FOR ONE DAY? 376 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:34,687 BUT THAT DAY IS AN AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL DAY. 377 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,458 THANKS TO YOU, TODAY WAS THAT DAY FOR ME. 378 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,161 TODAY I REALLY LIVED. 379 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,364 - AND NOW YOU MIGHT REALLY DIE. 380 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,266 - NOW ARE YOU READY TO TALK? 381 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,701 - OF COURSE. LET'S TALK ABOUT THESE SHACKLES. 382 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,203 THEY'RE EXQUISITE. 383 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,172 - UH... 384 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,173 - [angry snorting] 385 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,608 I WANT THE SECRETS OF KUNG-FU! 386 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:59,212 - AND I WANT YOUR OUTFIT. 387 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,280 - FINE, THEN. 388 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,415 YOU CAN TAKE THE SECRETS WITH YOU... 389 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,151 TO THE GRAVE! 390 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:09,189 SUMMON THE EXECUTIONER! 391 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,759 - [gulps] 392 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,262 - PANDA, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 393 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,331 - OH, YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR ADVICE. 394 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,267 - I-I'M SORRY, PO. 395 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,335 I SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED AT YOU BEFORE. 396 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,338 - OH, IT'S OKAY. I GUESS I WASN'T MUCH HELP. 397 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,807 I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET YOU TO, YOU KNOW, LOOSEN UP. 398 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,177 - OH, THIS IS SWEET. 399 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,680 - ANY LAST REQUESTS? 400 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,748 PERHAPS SOME TEARFUL SNIVELING 401 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,517 OR POINTLESS PLEAS FOR YOUR LIVES? 402 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,489 - YES, I HAVE A LAST REQUEST. 403 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,425 I'D LIKE TO...DANCE. 404 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,528 - I...DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 405 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,263 - YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONE. 406 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,598 - PLEASE. 407 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,234 I OWE IT TO MASTER YAO, AND MYSELF. 408 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:58,305 - SO INSTEAD OF GETTING THE SECRETS OF KUNG-FU, 409 00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,872 I GET TO WATCH YOU HUMILIATE YOURSELF 410 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,508 BEFORE YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE? 411 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,212 - SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 412 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:09,349 - I'M IN. MAKE SURE HIS WRISTS STAY BOUND. 413 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,618 - HA! NOW WE'RE GETTING TO THE GOOD PART. 414 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,253 - SHIFU! 415 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,522 KIND OF A FUNNY TIME TO LET LOOSE, BUT YEAH! 416 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,357 ARE...YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 417 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,491 - YES. 418 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,560 ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS SOME MUSIC. 419 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,761 - HUH? 420 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:32,372 - MUSIC! 421 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,375 - [scatting] 422 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:43,416 * 423 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,749 - I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH. 424 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:20,353 - WAIT, I'M JUST STARTING TO LOOSEN UP. 425 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,326 - OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID. HE'S FREE! 426 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,797 - [grunting] 427 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,369 - THAT WAS SO DANGEROUS. LOVE IT! 428 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,405 - BE RIGHT BACK. TIME FOR THE BIG FINISH. 429 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,047 PRETTY SWEET IDEA. 430 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,783 - JUST CHANNELING MY INNER PO. 431 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,426 - [screaming] 432 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,328 CONGRATULATIONS. 433 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,363 YOU'VE RUINED DANCE FOR ME FOREVER. 434 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,398 NOW...SUMMON THE REINFORCEMENTS! 435 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,476 - I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING 436 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,478 ON YOUR CHECKLIST FOR THIS. 437 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:22,615 - BLAME CRANE. 438 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,752 - WELL, WELL. YOU'RE QUITE THE DANCER, FUZZY. 439 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:29,389 DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW? 440 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,824 - YES, MASTER. I DO. 441 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,831 [magical chiming] 442 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:52,479 MASTER, HOW-- 443 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,382 - I DID THE EIGHT-ARMED YANGTZE SPLEEN PUNCH 444 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,983 WITH MY MIND. 445 00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:01,621 - WHOA, COOL! BUT, UH... 446 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,123 COULDN'T YOU HAVE DONE THAT, YOU KNOW, BEFORE? 447 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,493 - AND MISS OUT ON ALL THAT FUN? 448 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:16,669 - SO...I GUESS THIS IS GOOD-BYE. 449 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:22,008 - THANK YOU BOTH FOR SUCH AN EXHILARATING DAY. 450 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:25,512 OH, AND FUZZY, REMEMBER THE HIBISCUS. 451 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:29,816 LIVE EACH DAY AS IF IT WERE YOUR ONLY ONE TO LIVE. 452 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,051 - I WILL, MASTER. I PROMISE. 453 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:35,021 - GOOD. I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. 454 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:39,426 BACK TO MEDITATING. I LOVE IT! 455 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:43,062 - [sniffling] WHAT? 456 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,531 IT WAS TOUCHING. 457 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:47,166 - I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST 458 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,936 IF WE KEPT THIS ENTIRE INCIDENT QUIET. 459 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,439 - SURE, AS LONG AS YOU LET ME PLAY 460 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:56,443 WITH YOUR YAO ACTION FIGURE IN AUTHENTIC TRAVELING BOX. 461 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,978 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 31018

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