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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,039 - [grunting] 2 00:00:05,073 --> 00:00:06,107 - AND NOW... 3 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:11,212 DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:12,213 [gong rings] 5 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,047 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS 6 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,049 * OF THE KUNG FU PANDA 7 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:18,086 [scatting] 8 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:20,188 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP 9 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:21,689 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 10 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,091 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP 11 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:25,226 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 12 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,494 OOH! AH! YA! 13 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,196 * KUNG FU PANDA 14 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,265 [scatting] 15 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:34,535 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 16 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:38,106 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME * 17 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,673 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,676 [scatting] 19 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,245 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS 20 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,414 * AND HE FIGHTS WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE * 21 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:47,848 * PROTECT THE VALLEY, SOMETHIN', SOMETHIN' * 22 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,683 * SOMETHIN', SOMETHIN', ALIVE * 23 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,119 OOH! AH! UH! 24 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:54,088 * KUNG FU PANDA 25 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:56,224 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 26 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,057 SWEET. 27 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,275 - [grunts] 28 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:17,245 - OH! 29 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,147 - [grunting] 30 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,614 YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT MY FINGERS, 31 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,316 EVIL FINGER-DEFEATERS! 32 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:23,651 EH! OH! 33 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:26,454 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. [sighs] 34 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,289 YOU GUYS JUST WAIT TILL IT'S YOUR TURN. 35 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,790 [chuckles] YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT. 36 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,325 - ALREADY DID... WHEN I WAS FIVE. 37 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,326 - WHAT? 38 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,661 - YEAH. US, TOO. 39 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,163 - YEAH, I ALREADY DID THAT. - US, TOO. 40 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,198 - [whimpers] AH! 41 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,267 HUH! OH. 42 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,170 AWW, YOU GUYS HAVE DONE EVERYTHING! 43 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,305 YOU HAVE ACTION FIGURES, YOU HAVE TRADING CARDS. 44 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,174 TIGRESS, THEY NAMED A STRAIN OF RICE AFTER YOU... 45 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:48,309 "ANGRY RICE." 46 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,178 YOU EVEN HAVE FAN CLUBS. 47 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:51,312 I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT. 48 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,314 - YOU HAVE A FAN CLUB. 49 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:54,248 - WHA? 50 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,784 - YEAH, I SAW THEM DOWN BY THE NOODLE SHOP. 51 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,252 - OH, I GOTTA MEET 'EM. 52 00:01:58,286 --> 00:01:59,086 WE COULD DRESS ALIKE AND-- 53 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,322 AND FIGURE OUT A SECRET HANDSHAKE! 54 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:02,790 - NOT SO FAST, PANDA. 55 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:07,828 THERE STILL REMAINS THE MATTER OF THE HERO'S DILEMMA. 56 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:10,198 - UGH. I'M A HERO. 57 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,200 SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THIS. - WHOA! 58 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,201 - CAREFUL! - WHOA! 59 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,202 WHOA, HEY! 60 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,204 - WATCH IT! - GAH! 61 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:19,707 OW! OOH! OW. OOH. 62 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,375 MUST--OW! SEE--OW! 63 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:23,211 FANS--OOH! 64 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:26,347 OOH. OW. AH! 65 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,216 OW! OW! 66 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:29,650 OH! HUH! 67 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,252 [grunts] 68 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:38,559 WAH! 69 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:39,627 [panting] 70 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,963 WHY ARE THINGS HARD? 71 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,232 AH! 72 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,467 - PO! 73 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,902 YOUR CARELESSNESS ALMOST RELEASED 74 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,871 THE DEADLY MONGOLIAN FIST DEMON. 75 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,740 - [gasps] THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. 76 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,576 - IT IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF AWESOME. 77 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:58,312 THIS DEMON NEARLY DESTROYED THE VALLEY CENTURIES AGO. 78 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,281 - YOU SHOULD PUT SOME SORT OF HUGE FENCE 79 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:02,483 WITH SPIKES AROUND IT, SO NO IDIOT CAN COME IN 80 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,885 AND KNOCK IT OV-- 81 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,255 OH, RIGHT. [chuckles] 82 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:11,925 YOU ASKED ME TO DO THAT EARLIER, DIDN'T YOU? 83 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:15,363 [grunting] 84 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:18,332 - PO, THE REASON THIS IS CALLED "THE HERO'S DILEMMA" IS: 85 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:21,335 IT SEEMS LIKE BRUTE STRENGTH SHOULD SOLVE THE PROBLEM, BUT-- 86 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:23,404 - YOU LOST ME. 87 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:24,338 WHOA! 88 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,574 - IT IS WHEN YOU QUIT STRUGGLING THAT YOU-- 89 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:30,278 - I HAVE A FAN CLUB! BYE! 90 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:32,313 FENCE. RIGHT. [chuckles] 91 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:35,316 DO IT WHEN I GET BACK. BYE! 92 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,322 [panting] 93 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:44,325 FAN CLUB. FAN CLUB. FAN CLUB! 94 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,627 [gasps] MY FAN CLUB! 95 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,397 WOW. 96 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:53,334 THEY NAILED IT. 97 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,969 - WHO DARES APPROACH THE DRAGON'S DEN? 98 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,338 - COOL. 99 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:59,973 IT IS I, THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 100 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,476 - RIGHT. GET LOST, CHAN-GOO! 101 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:03,877 - IT'S NOT CHAN-GOO. 102 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,879 IT'S REALLY THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 103 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,782 - DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT THERE AND PUNCH YOU, LOSER. 104 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,050 - IT'S REALLY ME. 105 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,353 - YEAH? THEN ANSWER THIS. 106 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:14,655 WHAT KIND OF BROAD AXE DID THE DRAGON WARRIOR USE 107 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:18,058 TO RELEASE THE LOG ROLL AT THUNDER HILL? 108 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,660 - UH, IT WASN'T A BROAD AXE. 109 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,462 IT WAS A TWO-HANDED ZHANMADAO SWORD 110 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,431 OF FOLDED BRONZE FORGED IN THE SHANG DYNASTY 111 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:24,665 BY ZHANG ZU JIN-LI, 112 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,967 THE ONE-ARMED SON OF THE WOODCHOPPER. 113 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,436 - IS THAT TRUE? 114 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,404 - I DON'T KNOW. I COULD LOOK IT UP. 115 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:35,743 - JUST OPEN THE DOOR! 116 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,779 [panting] 117 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,750 - YEAH! TAKE THAT, THOSE WHO MOCKED US! 118 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,354 [laughs] THE DRAGON WARRIOR IS AT OUR CLUBHOUSE! 119 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:49,690 all: PO IS THE DRAGON. HE NEVER WILL BE BEAT. 120 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,626 PO IS THE WARRIOR. HE'S REALLY GOOD... 121 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,996 AT WHAT HE...DOES. 122 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,532 - [gasps] I JUST TINKLED A LITTLE. 123 00:04:58,566 --> 00:04:59,700 - REALLY? AGAIN? 124 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:03,371 - THAT CHEER IS REALLY AWESOME! 125 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,539 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA RHYME "NEAT" WITH "MASSIVE PECTORALS," 126 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:08,008 BUT YOUR WAY IS MUCH COOLER. 127 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,711 - ENTER, OH, MOST REVERED DRAGON WARRIOR, 128 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:11,712 KUNG FU LEGEND, 129 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,381 PUNCHER OF EVIL. - WHOA! 130 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:16,650 [gasps] ALL RIGHT! 131 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,552 AWESOME! 132 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,053 - I'M LAM. 133 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,390 - I'M CHEN. - I'M YANG. 134 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:25,526 - COOL. LAM, CHEN, YANG. 135 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:28,696 - HE SAID MY NAME! [gasps] 136 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,531 - SHE JUST FAINTED BECAUSE SHE'S MY FAN! 137 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:33,467 I HAVE A FAN! [sighs] 138 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:36,404 I'M TOO EXCITED TO STAY PASSED OUT. 139 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:37,405 - THIS IS YOUR CLUBHOUSE! 140 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,907 IS IT WHAT YOU IMAGINED? 141 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:40,908 - NO. 142 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,142 - [gasps] 143 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,512 - IT'S A HUNDRED TIMES MORE AWESOME! 144 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:45,913 [cheering] 145 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,981 [gasps] OW! 146 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,584 THIS PAINTING LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME! 147 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:51,819 [cheering] 148 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:56,156 WHOA! 149 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,558 - [giggles] 150 00:05:57,591 --> 00:06:00,027 - COOL THINGIES. 151 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,495 MY OWN ACTION FIGURE... 152 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,431 WITH AUTHENTIC BURLAP PANTS! 153 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:04,998 [excited yelling] 154 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:05,999 WHAT ELSE HAVE YA GOT? 155 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,469 OW! 156 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:09,537 - LEGEND HAS IT... 157 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:13,040 THAT THE GREAT AND MIGHTY DRAGON WARRIOR HIMSELF 158 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:17,445 ONCE DROPPED A NOODLE ON THIS VERY BRICK. 159 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,546 - [laughs nervously] WE HAD THE NOODLE, 160 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,081 BUT I GOT EXCITED AND I ATE IT. 161 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,182 [giggles] 162 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,051 - LET ME SEE THAT. 163 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,886 - TECHNICALLY, IT'S A REPRODUCTION. 164 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,721 BUT IT'S AN OFFICIAL REPRODUCTION 165 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:31,525 OF A COPY. 166 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,193 - YOU CAN'T TELL! 167 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,062 THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE THE REAL BRICK 168 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,964 I ACTUALLY DROPPED A NOODLE ON! 169 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,031 - I KNEW IT! 170 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,099 I TOLD YOU GUYS. 171 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,134 IT WAS WORTH THE 200 YUAN. 172 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,069 - YOU GUYS HANG ONTO THAT. 173 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:45,473 IT'S GONNA BE WORTH A LOT MORE SOMEDAY. 174 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:46,974 - [giggles] IT'S SO GENEROUS OF YOU, 175 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,141 DRAGON WARRIOR. 176 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:51,111 - AH, CALL ME PO... 177 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,614 THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 178 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,148 I HAVE A FAN CLUB! 179 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,517 WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO FIRST? 180 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:59,487 - WASH DISHES! 181 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,155 - TELL US THE STORY OF HOW YOU BEAT TAI LUNG. 182 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:04,792 - [gasps] YEAH! - YEAH! 183 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:09,062 - IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. 184 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,899 THEN THE NEXT NIGHT WAS CLOUDLESS. 185 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,902 AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW TAI LUNG FOR THE FIRST TIME. 186 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,137 - OH! - THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME. 187 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:21,509 - MONKEY. MONKEY! 188 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,943 MONKEY, YOU GOT ANYTHING COOL 189 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,579 THAT MAYBE I COULD SHOW MY FANS DOWN AT THE FAN CLUB? 190 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:26,980 - SURE, PO. 191 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,582 HOW ABOUT THIS TEACUP? 192 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:29,950 - COOL. 193 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,653 - HEY, ARE THESE SHIFU'S CEREMONIAL NUNCHUCKS? 194 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:33,954 YOU CAN'T TAKE THOSE. 195 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,589 - WELL, HE'S NOT USIN' THEM. 196 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:38,025 - OR THESE ANCIENT BRASS FIGHT BELLS? 197 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,661 - WELL, THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, SITTING THERE. 198 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,563 - OR...MANTIS? 199 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,533 - NOT COOL, MAN. 200 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:48,201 - I'LL JUST, UH-- OKAY, BYE. 201 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,237 [door slams] 202 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,577 LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU GUYS! 203 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:59,079 - YEAH! 204 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,552 - IT'S MY OLD THROWING STAR. 205 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,786 - WHOA. 206 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,955 - [grunts] - IT'S SLIPPERY. 207 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,057 - I USED IT TO BUTTER MY TOAST. 208 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,992 YOU GUYS READY FOR THE DRAGON WARRIOR 209 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,662 TO TAKE YOU ON YOUR EXCLUSIVE DRAGON TOUR-IER? 210 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:17,130 all: YEAH! - COOL. 211 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:20,133 I'LL EVEN TELL YOU THE TAI LUNG STORY AGAIN ON THE WAY. 212 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,170 - YA! [laughs] 213 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,676 - OKAY. WHAT DO WE GOT? 214 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:29,677 OH! 215 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,879 - [excited laughter] 216 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:32,980 - RIGHT HERE. 217 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,682 THIS VERY SPOT. 218 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:38,051 I WAGED BATTLE AGAINST THE MIGHTY RHINO, HUNDUN! 219 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:40,020 I WAS STANDING RIGHT HERE, AND HE WAS LIKE, 220 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:40,988 "YOU BETTER NOT--" 221 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,156 - YOU THINK YOU MIGHT FIGHT HIM HERE AGAIN? 222 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,593 - YEAH, DO IT! - RIGHT NOW! 223 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,760 - [chuckles] WELL, I CAN'T, 224 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,029 'CAUSE HE'S KIND OF IN JAIL. 225 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,932 - OH. 226 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:52,933 - OH, OH, OH! 227 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:53,934 THIS IS AWESOME. 228 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,235 SEE THAT DENT IN THE STREET? 229 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,704 MY HEAD MADE THAT 230 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,673 AFTER THE BARBARIAN HORDE THREW ME OFF A ROOF! 231 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:00,774 [excited screams] 232 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,010 SEE, MY HEAD STILL FITS. 233 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,612 - THAT'S SO COOL. 234 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:05,679 MAKE ANOTHER DENT! 235 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:06,680 - YEAH, DO IT! 236 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,015 - RIGHT NOW! 237 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,018 - [chuckles] NO, I CAN'T JUST HIT MY HEAD. 238 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:15,255 - THAT'S DISAPPOINTING. 239 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,124 - OH, OH, OH! OVER THERE! 240 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,358 THIS IS WHERE I CRUSHED 241 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,061 THE FAMOUS TERRACOTTA WARLORDS INTO POWDER. 242 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,030 - [screams] - WE WANNA SEE THAT! 243 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,633 - YEAH, DO IT! - RIGHT NOW! 244 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,300 - WELL, I-I CAN'T. 245 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,637 THEY'RE--THEY'RE POWDER. 246 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:31,639 - FIGHT SOMETHING! - YEAH, FIGHT THAT GUY! 247 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,373 all: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 248 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,908 FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 249 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,076 FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 250 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,947 - I-I-I-I CAN'T JUST START A FIGHT WITH SOME POOR GUY. 251 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,983 - OH, THAT'S A BUMMER. 252 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,120 - I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY AGAIN! 253 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:47,955 AND THEN HE WAS LIKE, 254 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,256 "YOU CAN'T BEAT ME. I'M TAI LUNG." 255 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,658 AND THEN-- AND THEN, I SAID-- 256 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,859 Lam, Chen, and Yang: "SKIDDOOSH." 257 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:56,163 - CLOSE, BUT THE ACCENT IS ON THE "SKID," NOT THE "OOSH." 258 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,665 - UM, YEAH. 259 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,933 ARE YOU ACTUALLY EVER GONNA DO ANYTHING, 260 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,703 LIKE, EXCITING DRAGON-WARRIOR STUFF? 261 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,137 - UH, YEAH. 262 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,839 I MEAN, I'VE GOT TRAINING AND LAUNDRY, 263 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,340 AND I GOT SOME STUFF I GOTTA MEMORIZE. 264 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,009 - NO, COOL STUFF. 265 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,078 LIKE-- LIKE FIGHTING SOMEONE. 266 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,780 - YEAH, DO THAT! 267 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:16,650 - ONLY, THINGS HAVE BEEN KINDA LOW-KEY LATELY. 268 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:20,954 - OH...MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST PACK IT IN FOR TODAY. 269 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:24,792 - COOL. SAME TIME TOMORROW? 270 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,094 - UH, I THINK I'M BUSY TOMORROW. UH-- 271 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,129 - UH, YEAH. I-I-I'M BUSY. 272 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,799 - YEAH, I'M GONNA BE BUSY WITH, UM, SOME-- 273 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,735 SOME STUFF AND THINGS. 274 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:35,869 - NOT A PROBLEM! 275 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:38,138 HEY, THE WEEKEND IT IS. 276 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,372 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS BRIGHT AND EARLY. 277 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,141 - SEE YA. - SURE. 278 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,177 - [laughs nervously] SOUNDS GOOD. 279 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:47,014 - HA! I ALMOST FORGOT MY DRAGON-WARRIOR EARS! 280 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,816 CAN'T DISAPPOINT MY FANS. 281 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,818 [chuckles] NO. 282 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,453 - [mocking] "LOOK, I'M PO, THE DRAGON WARRIOR, 283 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,156 AND I'M SCARED OF DUCKS." [laughs] 284 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,759 [laughter] 285 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,061 - WHAT A LAME HERO! 286 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,329 HE NEVER HITS ANYTHING. 287 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,065 - YEAH, I MEAN, EVEN I WOULD PUNCH A DUCK. 288 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,869 - [giggles] 289 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,872 [somber music] 290 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:18,846 * 291 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,948 - OW. 292 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:30,057 - [sighs] 293 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,766 - HEY, PO. 294 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,267 WHY THE ROUND FACE? 295 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,134 [chuckles] GET IT? 296 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,036 I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY "LONG FACE," BUT I-- 297 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,205 - I LOST MY FAN CLUB! 298 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,840 - WHAT? HOW? 299 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,408 - BECAUSE I'M LAME. 300 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,278 OW! PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 301 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,247 [groans] I STINK AS A HERO. 302 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,917 [sighs] EVER SINCE I WAS A KID, 303 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,952 I WOULD READ THE ANCIENT ART OF KUNG FU 304 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,521 AND DREAM ABOUT BEING LIKE ONE OF THOSE HEROES. 305 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,223 MASTER FLYING RHINO, 306 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:06,259 MASTER LI LING OF THE THOUSAND FISTS! 307 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,428 - A LOT OF THOSE GUYS MAINLY JUST KEPT THE PEACE, SO-- 308 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,797 - I DON'T CARE. 309 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:10,697 MY FAN CLUB HATES ME 310 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,233 BECAUSE I DIDN'T HIT ANYTHING ALL WEEK. 311 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,135 - I GET IT. 312 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,304 YOUR FIRST FAN CLUB! 313 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,106 YOU WANNA SHOW OFF. 314 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,809 THERE'S NO BAD GUYS TO FIGHT RIGHT NOW. 315 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,376 - YEAH. OR PEOPLE TO SAVE, 316 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,912 OR DISASTERS TO PREVENT, 317 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,380 OR A-- 318 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,916 - PO? 319 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,984 ARE YOU GETTING ONE OF THOSE IDEAS 320 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,120 THAT SHIFU TELLS YOU TO IGNORE? 321 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,455 - WHAT? PFFT! NO. 322 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,390 WHAT? PFFT! RIDICULOUS. 323 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,426 YES. 324 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,834 [chuckles] 325 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,502 HELLO, MONGOLIAN FIST DEMON JAR. 326 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,839 FRIENDLY, HARMLESS DEMON JAR. 327 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,506 [chuckles] HOW 'BOUT I LET YOU OUT, 328 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,108 AND WE FIGHT A LITTLE BIT? 329 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,277 YOU KNOW, NO BIG DEAL. 330 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,879 WHAT IF YOU'VE GOT FANGS? 331 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,280 YOU COULD HAVE FANGS. 332 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,182 I COULD DO A LOOK-SEE REAL QUICK, 333 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,184 JUST TO DO A FANG-CHECK. 334 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,519 RIGHT? 335 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,188 NAH. 336 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,522 BUT-- OKAY. 337 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,959 PRO: I NEED TO FIGHT SOMETHING. 338 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:16,296 CON: INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS AND COULD WRECK THE VALLEY. 339 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,999 PRO: I WANNA? 340 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:23,871 EH, HOW BAD COULD IT BE? 341 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,205 [screaming] 342 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,040 - IT'S A DEMON! - [growls] 343 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,876 [screaming] 344 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:32,880 - IT'S A DEMON! 345 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,114 - HELP US, PO! 346 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,885 - YA! 347 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,920 - THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 348 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:43,523 - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS TO LEARN SOME TABLE MANNERS! 349 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,894 [blows landing] 350 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,029 - [growls] 351 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:52,032 [heroic music] 352 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:55,002 [cheering] 353 00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:00,473 - [growls] - [screams] 354 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:04,311 EH, CON. CON WINS. 355 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,378 AH! 356 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,415 [indistinct whispering] 357 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,385 [gasps] 358 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,921 OH, NO! OH, NO. 359 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,923 GO BACK IN! GO BACK IN! 360 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:21,094 NO! 361 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,662 - [high-pitched snarl] 362 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,066 [growls] 363 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,568 - YOU'RE TINY! 364 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,003 - [growls] 365 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,272 - AND CUTE! [chuckles] 366 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:35,308 - [growling] 367 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,279 - H-H-HEY, THAT'S MY STUFF! 368 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,315 - [growling] 369 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,229 - BAD DEMON! SHOO! SHOO! 370 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,266 - [growling] 371 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,303 - SHOO! 372 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,106 OH, NO! 373 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,041 - [growling] 374 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,177 - MAYBE THAT WASN'T THE BEST IDEA. 375 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,717 - [growls] 376 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,320 - HEY, GET OUTTA HERE! 377 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,356 - [growling] 378 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,629 - [screams] 379 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,431 [screams] 380 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,637 - HUH? - WHAT? 381 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,649 [suspenseful music] 382 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,356 - [growls] 383 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,425 [screaming] 384 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,759 [roars] 385 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,294 [screaming] 386 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,166 [screaming] 387 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,572 - [yelling] 388 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,178 - WAH! - [grunts] 389 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,715 - YOU'RE SAFE NOW. 390 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:26,553 - [growls] 391 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,189 - HERE, DEMON, DEMON, DEMON. 392 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:33,226 HERE, MONGOLIAN FIST DEMONY-WEMONY. 393 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,361 COME OUT, DEMON. 394 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:38,231 I HAVE A DUMPLING FOR YOU! 395 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:41,168 [chewing] I HAVE A DUMPLING FOR YOU. 396 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,137 I HAVE A-- [gulps] 397 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,172 JUST COME OUT! 398 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:48,175 - [growls] - OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 399 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,742 - AH! 400 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,312 - OH, NO! MONKEY! 401 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,480 - [grunts] 402 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,083 - [growls] 403 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,086 - WHOA! HOW'D HE GET SO HUGE? 404 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,087 - [growling] 405 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,089 - [grunts] 406 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,090 OOF! 407 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:06,126 - [growling] 408 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,729 - [gasps] 409 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:13,500 OOF! - [grunts] 410 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,535 - [roars] 411 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,204 - [yelling] - IT'S A DEMON! 412 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,105 - [gasps] 413 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,173 - IT'S A DEMON! 414 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,209 - [growls] - WHOA! 415 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:26,579 - [snarls] - [screaming] 416 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,580 - [growling] 417 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,283 Lam, Chen, and Yang: COOL! 418 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:31,118 - YOU GUYS WAIT HERE. 419 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,186 WATCH CLOSE. YOU'LL SEE SOME HITTING. 420 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,189 - GO GET HIM! - YEAH, DO IT! 421 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,357 - RIGHT NOW! 422 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,127 - ANYTHING FOR MY FANS. 423 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,462 NOW LET'S FIND OUT WHAT YOU GOT DEMON, HUH? 424 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,463 WHAT YOU GOT? 425 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,633 - [growling] 426 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:50,270 - HWAH! KI-GA! 427 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,339 - [roars] 428 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:59,246 - YA! 429 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,782 [thud] 430 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,251 WHOO! 431 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,385 EXTRA POINT! 432 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,320 - [cheering] 433 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,756 - PO IS THE DRAGON! HE WILL NEVER BE BEAT. 434 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,258 PO IS THE WARRIOR! 435 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,292 CHEE-- 436 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:16,296 - [growls] 437 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:19,766 - DID YOU JUST GET BIGGER, OR DID MY EYES GET SMALLER? 438 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:20,733 - HIT HIM, DRAGON WARRIOR! 439 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,903 - POUND HIM, KUNG FU LEGEND, PUNCHER OF EVIL! 440 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,174 - [growling] 441 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:34,247 - YA! 442 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,782 HIYA! 443 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,319 YEAH! 444 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,320 all: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 445 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,654 - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT HITTING? 446 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:42,689 Lam, Chen, and Yang: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 447 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,725 - [growling] 448 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,664 - I DON'T LIKE THIS GETTING-BIGGER THINGY. 449 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,865 all: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 450 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,201 FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 451 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,468 - WAIT A MINUTE. 452 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,538 IF HITTING IT MAKES IT BIGGER, 453 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,241 THEN NOT HITTING IT-- 454 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,542 BRING IT, DEMON! 455 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,578 - [growling] 456 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,787 - THAT'S IT! 457 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,356 - [growls] 458 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,226 - TELL ME YOU'VE GOT MORE THAN THAT! 459 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:22,862 - WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FROM HIM, DRAGON WARRIOR? 460 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,397 - AH...I'M NOT RUNNING AWAY! 461 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:29,236 SEE HOW I'M AWESOMELY AVOIDING CONFLICT? 462 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,337 - WHAT A RIP-OFF! 463 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,804 HE'S SCARED OF HIM. 464 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,407 - NO, I'M NOT SCARED OF HIM. 465 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,244 WHOA! 466 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,345 NO! 467 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,380 OOF! 468 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,013 - BOO! 469 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,283 - HE NEVER HITS ANYTHING. 470 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,116 - USE YOUR FIST! 471 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,753 USE IT FOR PUNCHING, PUNCHER OF EVIL! 472 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:51,258 - OKAY, I WILL! AH! 473 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,294 - [growling] 474 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,263 Lam, Chen, and Yang: HIT! HIT! HIT! 475 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:59,366 HIT! HIT! HIT! HIT! HIT! HIT! 476 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,269 HIT! HIT! HIT! HIT! HIT! HIT! 477 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,270 - NO. 478 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,306 - [snarls] 479 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,710 - [yells] 480 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,880 [grunts] 481 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:17,317 - BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE. 482 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,419 - COME ON. LET'S GO. 483 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,422 [solemn music] 484 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,858 * 485 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,527 - [grunts] - [snarls] 486 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,431 - I MAY HAVE LOST MY FANS, BUT I'M NOT LOSING TO YOU. 487 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,267 - [roars] 488 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:38,371 [growling] 489 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,277 - HUH! - [growling] 490 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:48,581 [thud] 491 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,317 [crash] 492 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,419 [smack] 493 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,787 [growling] 494 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,424 - [grunts] - GUYS! 495 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,958 A LITTLE HELP TRAPPING HIM? 496 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,328 I NEED A DEMON JAR! 497 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,463 UH...IS THAT A THING? 498 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,464 DO WE HAVE THOSE LYING AROUND? 499 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,532 - NO. 500 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:09,068 FORTUNATELY, THEY CAN BE REPAIRED FAIRLY EASILY. 501 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,069 NOW, PANDA. 502 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,606 - [growls] 503 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,442 - [laughs nervously] 504 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,943 - THAT WAS AN AWFUL LOT OF TROUBLE 505 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,346 JUST TO IMPRESS YOUR FANS. 506 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,382 I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT. 507 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,356 [knock at door] 508 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,623 - WHOEVER ENTERS THE DRAGON'S-- 509 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,360 UH, FORGET IT. 510 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,868 - HEY. 511 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,471 [sighs] LOOK, OUT THERE-- 512 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,838 - WHY DIDN'T YOU FIGHT HIM? 513 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,375 - AW, YOU BARELY HIT HIM AT ALL! 514 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,443 - YOU LET HIM BEAT YOU! 515 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,711 - OH, DID I? 516 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,380 all: WHOA! 517 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,482 - THE MONGOLIAN FIST DEMON. 518 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,483 all: COOL! 519 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,419 - [gasps] 520 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,988 - YOU BEAT IT? INCREDIBLE! HOW? 521 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,424 Y-YOU DIDN'T EVEN HIT IT! 522 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,527 - BEING A HERO IS NOT ALL ABOUT HITTING. 523 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,396 MAYBE 10%. 524 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:12,432 AND IT'S 90% ABOUT NOT GETTING HIT. 525 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,666 [belches] 526 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,067 AND ABOUT 5% GAS. 527 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,404 - CAN WE KEEP THIS? 528 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,406 - THE MONGOLIAN FIST DEMON IS ONE THING, 529 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:22,575 BUT, AS DEFEATED BY THE DRAGON WARRIOR, WHOA! 530 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,511 - UH, IT'D BE, LIKE, THE CENTERPIECE 531 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,713 OF OUR DRAGON WARRIOR FAN CLUB. 532 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:30,817 - OH, YOU HAVE A FAN CLUB? 533 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:31,918 - YEAH. 534 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,454 WE'RE SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU, PO. 535 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:35,422 GUESS WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES 536 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:39,426 TO BE SO BODACIOUSLY AWESOME. 537 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,493 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 538 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,761 AND IN THE COMING WEEKS, 539 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,497 I'LL SHOW YOU A FEW MORE KUNG FU SKILLS. 540 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,665 all: YEAH! 541 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,467 - STRENGTH! HIYA! 542 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,868 STAMINA! KEE! 543 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,002 AND CONTROL! GAH! 544 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,003 [jar shattering] 545 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:54,474 - [snarls] - OOPS. 546 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,108 [screaming] 547 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:59,145 - BAD DEMON! DOWN, BOY! AH! NO! AH! 34476

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