Original subtitles

- WA-CHA! HIYA!

- AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA:

LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.

[gong rings]

- * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *

[scatting]

* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP *

* NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME *

* HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP *

* AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *

OOH! AHH! YAH!

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *

* AND MASTER THE SKILLS

* OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS *

* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE

* PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING *

* SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE *

* KUNG FU PANDA

* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS

SWEET!

[flute music]

*

[birds chirp] *

- [snore]

- * - [snore]

[snores]

- PO. - AAH! WHAT?

- YOU NEED TO PRACTICE YOUR TAI CHI FOR THE CLOSING CEREMONY.

*

[running footsteps]

[flute whistles]

- [yelps] - ZENG?

- [chuckles] SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- [nervous laugh] YOUR CROWN FOR THE PEACE JUBILEE,

DRAGON WARRIOR.

- [gasps] THE OLIVE BRANCH CROWN.

FOR ME!

I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN.

YAY, ME!

CHECK OUT THE JAUNTY ANGLE. HAH HAH HAH--

- PO.

THIS IS THE PEACE JUBILEE,

NOT THE ATTACK ZENG WITH A FLUTE JUBILEE.

- MY WIFE WILL DO THAT LATER. [nervous laugh]

- JUST TRYING TO STAY READY IN CASE TEMUTAI

TRIES TO SQUISH MY HEAD.

- NONSENSE, HOSTILITIES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN

DURING THE PEACE JUBILEE,

EVEN WITH THE WARRIORS OF THE QIDAN.

THEY ARE OUR GUESTS.

- WAIT, PO'S WEARING THE OLIVE BRANCH CROWN?

PO?

TRADITIONALLY, ONE OF THE FURIOUS FIVE

DOES THE UNIFICATION CEREMONY.

- COME ON, TIGRESS.

THE JUBILEE NEEDS SOME NEW BLOOD.

YOU KNOW, A FRESH FACE.

THE NEW GUY TO HA HA... SHOW THAT THE JADE PALACE

IS LOOKING TOWARD THE FUTURE...PLUS--

I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN! [laughs]

- PO'S RIGHT.

- I AM?

- AM I MISSING SOMETHING?

- NO, BECAUSE IT ALSO MEANS

HE'LL HAVE TO JUDGE THE CHILDREN'S KUNG FU MATCHES.

- RIGHT.

- ALL YOU, BUDDY. [laughs]

- UH, THANKS?

[horn blows]

- PRESENTING THE WARRIOR KING OF THE QIDAN.

TEMUTAI!

- [labored breathing]

[panting]

- TEMUTAI.

- LET ME... CATCH MY BREATH.

[clears throat]

DRAGON WARRIOR. SHIFU.

- THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING OUR OFFERING OF PEACE ON THIS DAY.

- I HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO SAY

ABOUT THIS SO-CALLED PEACE JUBILEE.

ARE THESE CROWNS AWESOME OR WHAT?!

- I KNOW, RIGHT?

- HAVE YOU TRIED IT AT A JAUNTY ANGLE?

- LIVING IT. [laughs]

- [laughs] OH, A JAUNTY ANGLE AND A JAUNTY [mumbles]...

[both laughing]

- AHEM. IT'S TIME TO HEAD DOWN TO THE VILLAGE.

- WAIT. WE HAVE TO WALK DOWN?

[crowd cheers]

- THANK YOU, CITIZENS.

I NOW DECLARE THIS PEACE JUBILEE OPEN!

[crowd cheers]

- AND TO START THE FESTIVITIES,

THE ANNUAL CHILDREN'S KUNG FU MATCHES.

[all gasp]

[all groan]

LET THE FIRST MATCH BEGIN!

- COOL! WHAT'S EVERYONE SO DOWN ON THIS FOR?

- OH, RIGHT.

- YAY, THAT'S MY BOY!

[bonk]

- OW.

- [blowing] - [popping]

- PO, TEMUTAI.

[both muttering]

- RIGHT, UH, I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.

HA HA.

OH, IT'S GONNA BE REAL TOUGH TO PICK A WINNER.

REAL TOUGH. - WAIT.

I HAVE ONE MORE COMPETITOR.

MY LITTLE NEPHEW, JING MEI!

[ground shakes]

- READY UNCLE.

- YOUR "LITTLE" NEPHEW?

- YOU SHOULD SEE HIS SISTER.

- OKAY, SO I GUESS WE SHOULD MATCH HIM UP WITH--

[children scream]

YEAH, UH, LOOKS LIKE WE--

- GET THAT GUY PENG FROM THE NEXT VALLEY.

PENG CAN FIGHT HIM.

PENG CAN BEAT HIM.

- ME?

NO, NO LAM, NOT ME.

[stones crunch]

YAH! [crash]

- WELL, IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY...

OKAY.

- WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON?

- PENG...THE NAME IS PENG.

- ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

- I AM, DRAGON WARRIOR.

- OKAY, GOOD LUCK THEN.

[lowers voice] YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.

FIGHTERS, BEGIN!

- WA HOO!

[footsteps thudding]

[thud]

- OOH!

- [grunts]

YAH.

- OOF!

[crowd gasps]

- WHOA.

- HIYA! - AH!

[thud] - OOF.

- [displeased groan]

- [grunting]

- HA!

[thud, smack, thud]

- [shocked] THE WINNER IS PENG.

[crowd cheers]

- I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT YOUR SISTER!

- DID YOU SEE THAT?

I SAW IT. DID YOU SEE IT?

HE'S AMAZING. HE'S--HE'S--HE'S--HE--HA...

H-H-H-HOLD ON THERE, GENIUS.

THAT WAS SOME AWESOME KUNG FU.

WHERE DID YOU TRAIN?

- NOWHERE. I HAVE NO FORMAL TRAINING.

EXCEPT IN POTTERY.

- [laughing] NO FORMAL-- [laughs]

YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO TRAIN WITH US AT THE JADE PALACE.

- REALLY?

I MEAN, I'M KIND OF ON A JOURNEY, BUT--

- YEAH, A JOURNEY TO THE JADE PALACE.

- PO?

- OH, PLEASE, PLEASE CAN WE KEEP HIM?

CAN WE KEEP HIM, PLEASE?

HE'S EVEN POTTERY-TRAINED. - NONSENSE!

A WARRIOR SUCH AS THIS NEEDS TO TRAIN WITH US IN THE QIDAN.

- PENG HERE NEEDS TO LEARN TO DO THINGS THE RIGHT WAY

AT THE JADE PALACE.

- SURE, IF HE WANTS TO BE A DO-NOTHING

WHO POSTURES AND POSES!

- DO-NOTHING?

I'LL SHOW YOU NOTHING!

[crowd gasps]

- YOU DARE TO POKE THE WARRIOR KING OF THE QIDAN

WITH YOUR FINGER?!

- IF I DONE DID IT, I DONE DARED IT.

crowd: OOH!

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT PART OF THE PEACE JUBILEE.

- YOU HAVE CHALLENGED ME.

FOR THIS YOU WILL PAY!

- HA-TAA!

- [battle cry] - [grunts]

- OOH--WHA?

- GENTLEMEN, PLEASE, THIS IS THE PEACE JUBILEE.

- SORRY. - SORRY.

- I'M SORRY. - SORRY!

- SORRY, EVERYBODY. - OUR BAD.

- I'M SORRY. - OUR BAD.

- PLEASE, I'M NOT WORTHY TO BE FOUGHT OVER.

BUT IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE...

I CHOOSE TO TRAIN AT THE JADE PALACE.

[crowd cheers]

- HA!

IN YOUR FACE-- - PO!

- UH, IS A LOOK OF WONDER AND BEAUTY.

[crunch]

- [groaning]

- I WILL BE IN MY TENT!

- [whimpers]

HA. DIDN'T HURT.

OUCHIE MAMA!

YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THE JADE PALACE, PENG.

- I NEVER DREAMED THAT WHEN I STOPPED HERE

FOR THE PEACE JUBILEE THAT I WOULD END UP

TRAINING WITH YOU, DRAGON WARRIOR.

IT'S--IT'S AMAZING.

- PLEASE, A KID WITH YOUR SKILLS?

YOU WERE ALL LIKE... [kung fu noises]

YOU WORK HARD, PENG, AND ONE DAY

YOU MIGHT EVEN JOIN THE FURIOUS FIVE.

WHICH WOULD MAKE SIX.

OR WITH ME, SEVEN.

NEVER COULD FIGURE THAT ONE OUT.

- O-OR MAYBE BECOME DRAGON WARRIOR.

- [chuckles] WELL THAT'S SORT OF A UNIVERSE-CHOOSEY THING.

SO UNLESS YOU'VE GOT SOME SORT OF PULL WITH THE UNIVERSE...

[chuckles]

YOU DON'T, DO YOU?

- THERE HE IS!

all: THAT'S HIM, THAT'S HIM!

- I GET THIS A LOT.

HEY GUYS, YOU ENJOY THE--

- COULD WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, PENG?

- OH, COME ON.

NAW, NOT ME.

- GO ON, IT'S OKAY.

ENJOY IT.

I KNOW I DO.

[chuckles] ANYBODY?

I'M RIGHT HERE.

I'M AVAILABLE FOR A COUPLE MINUTES.

I CAN...SIGN FOR YOU. MY HAND WORKS!

IT'S GREAT, I'M...RIGHT-- YOU GOT A PICTURE?

AND THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS.

[chains jingling] - [grunting]

[blades whizzing]

[mechanical noises]

- NICE JOB TODAY, KID.

WANNA TAKE THE TRAINING HALL FOR A SPIN?

- REALLY?

I-I MEAN COULD I?

I-I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN--

- GO AHEAD.

- EASY, SPORT, IT'S A WEE BIT TOUGHER THAN IT LOOKS.

PROBABLY WANNA START WHERE I DID OVER H--

- [kung fu yells]

HOO YAH!

[blades thunk]

[dummy ratchets]

- THAT WAS AMAZING!

- OH, I'LL SAY.

I MEAN, YOU GOT THE HANG OF THAT A LOT FASTER THAN, UH...

SOME GUYS...

I'VE HEARD OF IN...SONG.

- EXCELLENT JOB. - KID, YOU'VE GOT A FUTURE.

- SERIOUSLY, LISTEN TO THE MONKEY.

[smack]

- OOF!

[grumbles]

[crunching]

- PO! - [gasps]

COME QUICKLY!

- UH, ZENG, WHAT IS IT?

AN EMERGENCY THAT ONLY THE DRAGON WARRIOR

AND NOT SOME YOUNG NEW GUY CAN HANDLE?

- UH, NO, ACTUALLY, UH--

- [sighs] YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M BEING SILLY. I MEAN, IT WAS MY IDEA

FOR PENG TO TRAIN AT THE JADE PALACE.

- WELL, THERE'S A--

- BIG DEAL IF PEOPLE THINK HE'S COOL.

I MEAN, DOESN'T MEAN HE'S GONNA SWOOP IN

AND REPLACE ME OR ANYTHING.

- UH, I SUPPOSE.

- OF COURSE HE'S NOT.

THANKS, ZENG.

SOMETIMES A PANDA JUST HAS TO VENT.

- UH, YOU'RE LATE FOR THE JUBILEE FEAST.

- THE JUBILEE FEAST!

I COMPLETELY FORGOT.

MY CROWN!

GOOD TALK, BUDDY.

[laughs] WITHOUT MY SPARKLING DRAGON WARRIOR BANTER,

THESE FEASTS CAN BE SO...

BORING.

[crowd laughs]

- [laughs]

- DAD? - SHH! QUIET, PO.

- AND FINALLY,

HE TOOK THE POTS AND SAID, I NEVER EVEN WANTED THE LIDS.

[laughter]

- [bangs table]

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

- HA. WHAT, UH... HEY, WHAT'S--WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

I WAS A LITTLE LATE, SO I MISSED THE--

- AND YOU--YOU REALLY DID THAT THING WITH YOUR FOOT?

- HEY, UH, WHAT FOOT THING?

HUH, I--I LIKE FOOT STORIES.

I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT FEET. [chuckles]

[crowd laughing]

- TELL ME!

[silence]

UH, TELL ME HOW YOU'RE ALL ENJOYING THE FEAST.

- IT'S GREAT, GRAB A SEAT.

- OH, SORRY DRAGON WARRIOR. I'M IN YOUR CHAIR.

- OH, NONSENSE, PO DOESN'T MIND FINDING ANOTHER SEAT.

DO YOU, PO?

- UH, WELL, I...I GUESS NOT.

- UH, PENG, PENG!

DO YOUR PO IMPRESSION AGAIN. [chuckles]

- OH, I DON'T KNOW.

- NO. REALLY. I'D...LOVE TO SEE IT.

- IT'S MORE OF A TRIBUTE, REALLY.

[Po impression] BEHOLD!

THE AWESOME POWER OF THE DRAGON--ARE THOSE DUMPLINGS?

[chomping]

[dish clatters]

[laughter]

- HE GOT YOU THERE, HUH, SON?

HA. THAT'S. FUNNY.

EVERYONE LIKES PENG BETTER THAN ME.

HE EVEN MADE TIGRESS LAUGH.

I DIDN'T KNOW SHE DID THAT.

[sighs] RELAX, PO.

YOU'RE STILL... [yawns] THE DRAGON WARRIOR.

PENG [chuckles] IS JUST PASSING THROUGH.

- WE'RE NO MATCH FOR THEM.

WE NEED THE DRAGON WARRIOR.

[boom]

- SHAKA--

- BOOIE!

[grunting]

[weapons clang to ground]

- WAIT, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

[rip] WHA--

[rip]

[thud]

- [screams]

[whimpering]

NO, I WON'T LET HIM.

MASTER SHIFU.

- OH, PO, THERE YOU ARE.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

- YEAH, BUT I--

- I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.

- YOU MEAN NO PANTS FRIDAYS? - NO.

BUT ALL YOU SAID ABOUT A FRESH FACE AND THE NEW GUY.

ABOUT SHOWING EVERYONE THAT THE JADE PALACE

IS LOOKING TO THE FUTURE-- QUITE PROFOUND.

- WELL, IN A PINCH, I CAN GO PROFOUND. [chuckles]

- THAT'S WHY I THINK THE CLOSING CEREMONY TAI CHI

SHOULD BE PERFORMED BY PENG.

- PENG?

- HE'S QUITE SPECIAL.

- [high-pitched] PENG?

- THEN WE'RE AGREED.

- [higher-pitched] PENG?

- I'LL TAKE HIM THE CROWN.

YOU DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME.

- OH...SORRY.

- PO?

- UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

[chuckles] I'LL GIVE IT TO PENG.

I MEAN, AFTER ALL, IT WAS MY BRILLIANT IDEA

TO BRING HIM HERE, RIGHT?

- GOOD, BE QUICK.

THE CEREMONY IS TONIGHT.

- [sighs]

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.

- THANKS SO MUCH.

IT'S FOR MY MOTHER.

- YOUR MOMS HUH? YOU WANT ME TO--

- GREETINGS, DRAGON WARRIOR.

- HEY, I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FROM SHIFU.

UH...

UH...

- IS SOMETHING WRONG?

- YES?

Y--YEAH, YEAH YOU HAVE TO GO.

- WHAT?

THIS--THIS IS YOUR DESIRE?

- UH, YEAH, YEAH--WELL NO.

NOT--NOT ME, UH, SHIFU. [chuckles]

YEAH, YOU'RE JUST NOT MAKING THE CUT AND HE, NOT ME, UH THINKS

IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU JUST LEFT.

- I-I-I'M HURT.

- WOW, RIGHT, I MEAN, TOUGH...TOUGH BREAK.

THEY--SHIFU--THEY'RE TOUGH AROUND--

- BUT I THOUGHT...

THIS IS--I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU INVITED ME HERE,

AND NOW YOU SAY I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!

- UH--

- I'LL PROVE TO SHIFU HE'S WRONG!

HE'S WRONG!

- WAIT, NO, NO, PENG!

- YOU'LL SEE.

- PENG, PENG!

- YOU'LL ALL SEE!

- SO, PENG, ARE YOU...

WHERE'S PENG?

- UH, HE SAID, UH, ODD, UH, NO THANKS.

- WHAT? REALLY?

- YEAH, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

HE ADMITTED HE WAS JUST USING US TO GET FAMOUS SO HE LEFT.

- USING US?

USING US? HMM.

I GUESS IT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK HIM TO BE SO SKILLED

AND TO BE HONEST AND PURE OF HEART.

LIKE YOU, DRAGON WARRIOR.

- [guilty chuckle]

[screams] OH, MAN!

WHAT DID I--[pants] I GOTTA FIND PENG.

- [hums]

[humming] TEMUTAI, TEMUTAI, THAT IS--

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- THEY THREW ME OUT OF THE JADE PALACE.

THEY THINK I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH.

AND I'M HERE TO SHOW THEM THEY'RE WRONG!

- [laughs] YES, BY TRAINING WITH ME!

- NO, BY SHOWING THEM THAT I CAN DESTROY YOU!

- THAT'S... DIFFERENT!

- AFTER I DEFEAT YOU,

SHIFU WILL SEE WHAT REAL STRENGTH IS!

- PERHAPS YOU COULD JUST DO SOME BENCH PRESSES!

[wood crashes]

[sword slashes]

[bowls clatter] [sword thunks]

[thud]

- HA!

- WHOA!

- [growls]

- UNCLE HAVE YOU SEEN MY--

NOPE, NOT IN HERE.

- I NEVER LIKED THAT KID!

- OOF!

- [laughs]

NOW YOU WILL-- [tent tears]

[wood slices]

- WHY?!

- YAH!

[metal rings]

- DRAGON WARRIOR?

- YOU?

ARE DEFENDING ME?

- YEAH. HA. WEIRD HUH?

- OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN FINISH HIM!

- NO, PENG, STOP.

- I'VE PRACTICED MY KUNG FU WITH NO EXPECTATIONS,

NO PLANS,

NO DREAMS...

UNTIL YOU GAVE ME ONE!

AND THEN, SHIFU SNATCHED IT AWAY.

- OOF!

YOU OKAY?

- NO, I'M NOT AND IT'S YOUR FAULT! [growls]

- WAIT, ARE YOU AND YOU AFTER HIM AND HIM, OR ME?

both: YES!

- WELCOME TO THE CLOSING CEREMONY OF THIS JUBILEE

IN CELEBRATION OF PEACE.

[crash] [combat yells]

- WA TA!

[crash] - HUH?

[crowd yelling, objects thudding]

- AAAAHHH!

- QUICKLY, HELP PO!

- NONE SHALL DISTURB KING TEMUTAI

WHILE HE VANQUISHES YOUR DRAGON WARRIOR.

- YA HA HOO!

- HOPEFULLY NO ONE WILL DISTURB US WHILE WE VANQUISH YOU.

- UH?

- WAIT, NO, PENG, STOP!

NO, NO, NO.

[tap tap]

STOP IT!

[bubble pops]

PENG, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- UNDERSTAND WHAT?

- I LIED, PENG.

SHIFU DIDN'T WANT YOU GONE.

[sighs] I DID.

- WHAT?

W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

- IT'S JUST THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN,

EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "DIG PENG."

AND THEN YOU GOT ALL LIKING IT AND I WAS JEALOUS AND MAD,

AND I...I WANTED TO WEAR THIS STUPID CROWN.

LISTEN, THE THING OF IT IS, UM, UH,

EVERYBODY HAVING A GOOD TIME?

- GET ON WITH IT!

- LOOK, THIS ISN'T "THE PO'S A WHINY BABY UNDERPANTS

AND SOMEBODY'S COOLER THAN HIM" JUBILEE.

IT'S THE PEACE JUBILEE.

[sighs] PENG...

I'M SORRY.

- AND SO AM I.

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ANGER,

DRAGON WARRIOR.

- I LIKE THE JAUNTY ANGLE! [both laugh]

- J-JAUNTY ANGLE.

- WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY ONE PEACE JUBILEE

WE WON'T SOON FORGET.

- YOU MEAN BECAUSE I ALMOST RUINED EVERYTHING?

- YES.

- RIGHT.

UH, LET'S GET THIS JUBILEE ON THE ROAD!

[crowd cheers]

- NOW, PO, IT'S TIME TO DO THE CEREMONIAL TAI CHI.

- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER.

[gong rings]

[crickets chirp]

SO, YOU WANNA COME BACK AND TRAIN WITH US?

- PERHAPS WHEN I FINISH MY TRAVELS.

I AM SEARCHING FOR MY UNCLE.

- REALLY, WHO'S YOUR UNCLE?

- HIS NAME IS TAI LUNG.

[dramatic music]