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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:05,173 - [grunting] 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:08,409 - AND NOW, DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,711 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:12,213 [gong rings] 5 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,715 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:18,086 [scatting] 7 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,753 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP 8 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,555 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,057 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP 10 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,193 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,360 OOH! AH! YAH! 12 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:28,162 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,831 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,366 * MASTER SHIFU 15 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,402 * SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM 16 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,204 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF 17 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:38,072 * BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 18 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,507 * KUNG FU PANDA 19 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,543 [scatting] 20 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:45,113 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 21 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,347 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 22 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,216 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' * 23 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,350 * SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' ALIVE 24 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,518 OOH! AH! UNGH! 25 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:54,188 * KUNG FU PANDA 26 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,224 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 27 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,158 SWEET! 28 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,707 - HIS NAME WAS DI TAN. 29 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,577 NEVER HAD THERE BEEN ANYONE SO INCREDIBLE. 30 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:20,448 HE TRAVELED THE COUNTRYSIDE SELLING NOODLES. 31 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,816 - I AM SELLING NOODLES. 32 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:25,586 - IT IS DI TAN, THE FAMOUS NOODLE SELLER! 33 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,156 - SELLING HIS NOODLES! - HE WILL SELL SOME TO ME! 34 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:31,525 - DI TAN'S NOODLES WERE THE BEST IN ALL OF CHINA. 35 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:41,669 NOT TOO FIRM, NOT TOO LIMP, AND NO STARCHY AFTERTASTE. 36 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:43,237 - NO STARCHY AFTERTASTE! 37 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:46,440 LOOK INSIDE MY MOUTH TO SEE IT IS TRUE! 38 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:48,176 - OH, GREAT DI TAN. 39 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,678 WHAT DO WE OWE YOU FOR SUCH AMAZING NOODLES? 40 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:53,914 - WELL, HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE? 41 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,251 - NOT ONLY WAS DI TAN A LEGENDARY NOODLE SELLER, 42 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,487 BUT HE HAD A GOOD HEAD FOR BUSINESS. 43 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,190 HE MADE A FORTUNE. 44 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:05,259 ISN'T THAT AN EXCITING STORY? 45 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,228 - NOT REALLY. 46 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,363 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - DAD. 47 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:12,266 UGH, IT'S ABOUT NOODLES. 48 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,235 IF YOU REALLY WANNA MAKE A STORY EXCITING, 49 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,636 IT NEEDS SOME KUNG FU. 50 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:16,637 - THAT WOULD HELP. 51 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:20,308 - MY NOODLE STORY DOES NOT NEED ANY KUNG FU. 52 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,842 IT'S EXCITING JUST THE WAY IT IS. 53 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:22,843 BAH! 54 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,513 KUNG FU, KUNG FU, KUNG FU. 55 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,848 DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT KUNG FU? 56 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,683 both: YES. 57 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,519 - IT'S LIKE TALKING TO RADISHES. 58 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:32,520 NEVER MIND. 59 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,289 HERE, PUT THIS ON. 60 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:36,524 I NEED YOU TO WATCH THE SHOP 61 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:37,558 WHILE I RUN SOME NOODLE ERRANDS 62 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:38,792 - BUT DAD-- 63 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,794 - IT'S ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE, SON. 64 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,330 PUSH THE BEAN BUNS. 65 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:43,331 THEY'RE ABOUT TO GO BAD. 66 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,298 - UH-- 67 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,234 - AND WATCH THE PRESSURE ON THE RICE COOKER. 68 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,569 DON'T LET IT GET TOO HIGH. 69 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,504 AND NO KUNG FU. 70 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:53,707 - [groans] 71 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,345 - I SAID, "WHERE?" 72 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,980 WHERE IS THE DRAGON WARRIOR? 73 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,382 - [whimpering] 74 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:06,487 AHH! 75 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,289 OOF! 76 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:13,694 - YOU ARE THE DRAGON WARRIOR? 77 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,529 - OVER HERE, FELLAS. 78 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:20,468 - OH. SORRY. 79 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:24,305 YOU ARE THE DRAGON WARRIOR? 80 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,573 - IN THE FUR. 81 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:28,309 HELP YOU GUYS WITH SOMETHING? BEAN BUN? 82 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:31,779 - DOES IT HAVE BEAN? 'CAUSE I CAN'T HAVE BEAN. 83 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:34,315 - OH, GREAT DRAGON WARRIOR. 84 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,316 WE ARE DISTANT TRAVELERS 85 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,518 WHO HAVE HEARD OF YOUR AMAZING PROCLIVITIES 86 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,388 BOTH FAR AND WIDE, AND... 87 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,390 AND WIDE AND, UH-- 88 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,392 ARGH! SHOOT. 89 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,359 [paper rustling] 90 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:48,529 "AND SO WE COME TO YOU, THE DRAGON WARRIOR, 91 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,298 "TO COMPLETE OUR TRAINING. 92 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:53,634 YOU WILL TEACH US THE SECRET MOVES OF KUNG FU." 93 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,702 - WOW. 94 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,870 THANKS FOR THE, UH, REVERENCE 95 00:03:56,904 --> 00:04:01,409 AND, UM, LAUDING MY PROCLIVITIES AND ALL, BUT, UH... 96 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,311 'FRAID I CAN'T HELP YOU. - WHY NOT? 97 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:05,479 - THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED SECRET MOVES. 98 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:08,349 THEY'RE SECRET... AND DANGEROUS. 99 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,318 SOME PEOPLE MIGHT USE THEM FOR EVIL. 100 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,652 - NOT US. 101 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:12,953 WE ARE GOOD. 102 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,488 VERY GOOD. 103 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,590 [giggling] 104 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:20,528 [grunting] 105 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:28,068 AH? OH... PLEASE. 106 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,937 YOU MUST TEACH US. 107 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:33,006 - ONLY MASTER SHIFU DECIDES WHO LEARNS THE SECRET MOVES. 108 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,743 SORRY, GUYS. CAN'T HELP YOU. 109 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,846 SURE YOU DON'T WANT A BEAN BUN? 110 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,914 - YOU WILL TEACH US, OR ELSE! 111 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,450 - OR ELSE? 112 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,451 - HA! 113 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,352 - WAH! 114 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:45,819 - AHH! OOF! 115 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,388 [screaming] 116 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,390 - YOU GUYS AREN'T VERY BRIGHT, ARE YOU? 117 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,391 - HUH? 118 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:54,662 [grunting] 119 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,063 - AHH! AHH! 120 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:00,000 - [giggles] 121 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,807 - [gurgling] 122 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,028 - THIS ISN'T OVER. 123 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:30,398 WE WILL LEARN THE SECRET MOVES, 124 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,700 THEN RETURN TO DESTROY YOU! 125 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,503 - YEAH. 126 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:39,407 - WAIT, WHERE DID WE PARK THE CART? 127 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:43,444 YOU ARE SO GONNA GET IT! 128 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,845 - 'KAY, BYE. NICE MEETING YOU. 129 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,415 - HAVE A GOOD DAY. - HEY, DAD. 130 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,417 YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST-- 131 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,018 - [gasps] - WHAT? 132 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:05,533 [explosion, flames crackle] 133 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:10,103 ANYWAY, UH, THINGS GOT A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL AND-- 134 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,105 - AND YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR FATHER TO STAY HERE 135 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,041 WHILE REPAIRS ARE BEING MADE TO THE NOODLE SHOP. 136 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,443 - NOT REALLY. - PARDON? 137 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,478 - I MEAN, OF COURSE I DO. 138 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,848 IT'S JUST THAT HE'S, UH, YOU KNOW, JUST, UH-- 139 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,751 HE CAN BE A LITTLE HARD TO LIVE WITH. 140 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:27,521 - IN OUR OWN WAY, WE ARE ALL HARD TO LIVE WITH, PO. 141 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,022 - NOT LIKE THIS. 142 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,591 - MR. PING, WE WOULD BE HONORED 143 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,093 TO HAVE YOU AS OUR GUEST IN YOUR TIME OF NEED. 144 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,062 PLEASE CONSIDER THE JADE PALACE YOUR HOME, 145 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,964 AND DO AS YOU WOULD NORMALLY DO. 146 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,599 SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR SHOP. 147 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:41,602 - AH, WELL. WHAT CAN YOU DO? 148 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:44,071 THAT'S PO. 149 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:47,040 BUT YOU'VE LIVED WITH HIM FOR A WHILE NOW, SO YOU KNOW. 150 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,942 - INDEED I DO. 151 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,778 - OKAY, DAD. 152 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,146 - BY THE WAY, DID THE CLEANING LADY QUIT? 153 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,816 - MOVING ON, DAD. - I'M SORRY? 154 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:59,119 - THESE FLOORS LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE MOPPED WITH BUTTER. 155 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,589 AND ALL THIS...[coughs] DUST. 156 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,757 - [laughing nervously] GOT TO GO, DAD. 157 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,999 - OH, PO WAS SO CUTE WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. 158 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,001 HE COULDN'T SAY THE WORD "TOMATO." 159 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,003 HE SAID "AMAMAMOMO." 160 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,606 [laughter] 161 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,841 - A LOT OF BABIES CAN'T SAY WORDS. 162 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,009 - YOU WERE TEN. 163 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:26,179 [laughter] 164 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:29,850 - OH, THIS SOUP IS AMAZING, MR. PING. 165 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,620 - YOU CAN STAY HERE AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 166 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,187 - ABSOLUTELY. 167 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,624 - OH, I JUST REMEMBERED ANOTHER ONE. 168 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:37,658 WHEN PO WAS FIVE, HIS-- 169 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,793 - OKAY, DAD. 170 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,028 IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. 171 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,963 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET TO OUR ROOM? 172 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,698 - BUT IT'S EARLY. 173 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,767 - ACTUALLY, THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA. 174 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,002 I NEED YOU ALL ALERT FOR YOUR TRAINING TOMORROW. 175 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,872 I WILL BE DEMONSTRATING THE CHAO WA PUNCH KICK. 176 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,874 IT IS A HIGHLY DANGEROUS MOVE, 177 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:57,010 AND EACH ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. 178 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,555 - [honking] 179 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,857 - AHH! WHAT HAPPENED? 180 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:13,160 - [yawning] I NEED TO CLEAR MY SINUSES. 181 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,996 [clearing throat] 182 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,164 - [sighs] 183 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:20,000 CAN YOU CLEAR 'EM A LITTLE QUIETER? 184 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,169 - [yawns] 185 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,004 [grunting] 186 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:27,174 [blowing nose] 187 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:30,711 [continues blowing nose] 188 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,212 - OOH! 189 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,313 - UGH. 190 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,015 - [grunts] 191 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,585 - [groans] 192 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:38,852 - PEACE. 193 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,721 - [honking] 194 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:41,589 - PEACE. 195 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,024 - [honking] 196 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,092 - PEACE. 197 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,594 - [honking] 198 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,261 - PEACE! 199 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:52,232 - [honking and hacking] 200 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,844 - [groggy] THE CHAO WA PUNCH KICK 201 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,713 IS ONE OF THE MOST SECRET MOVES 202 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,715 CONTAINED IN THE SACRED SCROLLS. 203 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:11,619 WOULD SOMEONE WAKE UP TIGRESS, PLEASE? 204 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:14,722 - [snoring] - OOF! 205 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:15,689 - FORGIVE ME, MASTER SHIFU. 206 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,725 - NO. [clearing throat] 207 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,193 THE CHAO WA PUNCH-- - MORNING, EVERYONE! 208 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,363 all: OOH! - OH, WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY. 209 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,233 YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE 100 POUNDS OF BEET ROOT, 210 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,736 WOULD YOU? - BEET ROOT? 211 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,739 - YES, I'M MAKING A BIG BATCH OF SOUP. 212 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,773 - [groans] 213 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:36,644 - UH, BEET ROOT. I DON'T-- 214 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:39,647 EXCUSE ME, MR. PING, BUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAINING. 215 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,314 - AH, SORRY. 216 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,987 - NOW, THE CHAO WA PUNCH KICK-- 217 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,789 - I'LL JUST USE BOK CHOY. 218 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:49,757 - [groans] 219 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,958 - PARDON? 220 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:54,662 - INSTEAD OF BEET ROOT, I'LL USE BOK CHOY. 221 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:57,164 - YES. FINE. BOK CHOY. 222 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,900 YOU DO THAT. WHERE WAS I? 223 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,902 - THE CHAO WA PUNCH KICK THINGY. 224 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,839 - RIGHT. THE CHAO WA PUNCH KICK THINGY--THING-- 225 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,641 MOVE... - [snoring] 226 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,643 - MUST BE DELIVERED TO YOUR OPPONENT 227 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,111 PRECISELY AT THE INTERSECTION 228 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:14,247 OF THE MEDIAL METATARSAL AND ABDOMEN. 229 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:18,385 LIKE SO... 230 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,323 - HM. SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF WORK. 231 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,325 WHY DON'T YOU JUST HIT HIM WITH A STICK? 232 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,326 - DAD! 233 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,730 - SORRY. DON'T MIND ME. 234 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,664 - UH, RIGHT. 235 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,265 WHEN DELIVERED PRECISELY, 236 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:36,003 THE CHAO WA PUNCH KICK WILL RENDER YOUR OPPONENT-- 237 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,671 [sniffing] 238 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,140 IS SOMETHING BURNING? 239 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,775 [gasps] 240 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,677 MR. PING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 241 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,345 - LA, LA! MAKING SOUP! 242 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,347 - IN THE JADE TORTOISE OF WISDOM? 243 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,216 - WELL, I NEEDED A BIG BOWL. 244 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,719 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF CUSTOMERS. 245 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,686 - CUSTOMERS? 246 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:57,324 [overlapping chatter] 247 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:01,061 MR. PING, THIS IS OUR TRAINING HALL, NOT A RESTAURANT! 248 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,229 - DON'T WORRY. 249 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,131 I'LL SPLIT THE PROFITS EVEN WITH YOU. 250 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,734 80-20. WE'LL MAKE A FORTUNE. 251 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:09,269 HAVE YOU EVER WAITED ON TABLES? 252 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,744 THAT SOUP AIN'T GONNA SERVE ITSELF. 253 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,345 - HOW'S IT GOING UP HERE? 254 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,048 - AH, JUST WONDERFUL, APPLE CART DUCK. 255 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,850 I'M RUNNING THE PLACE. 256 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:26,353 - HMM, THAT MUST BE THE ONE THEY CALL SHIFU. 257 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,022 HE WILL TEACH US THE SECRET MOVES. 258 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,223 - WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 259 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,060 - BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO CAPTURE HIM 260 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,062 AND MAKE HIM TEACH US. 261 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,163 [laughter] 262 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:40,768 [grunting] 263 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,412 - WHERE IS EVERYONE? 264 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:56,950 WHY AREN'T THEY TRAINING? 265 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,798 AHEM. - SORRY. 266 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:11,598 WE'RE BOOKED UP. 267 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,835 - MANTIS? - OH! MASTER SHIFU! HA! 268 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,937 DON'T WORRY, UH, WE CAN GET YOU A TABLE. 269 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,807 HM, UH, YEAH... I'M THINKING 7-ISH? 270 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,910 - HUH? 271 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:27,247 [overlapping chatter] 272 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,817 [clanging] OH! 273 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,820 OH! 274 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:39,492 - HEY, CRANE, HURRY UP WITH THOSE BEAN BUNS. 275 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,837 - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. 276 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:53,941 PO, I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 277 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,843 YOUR FATHER HAS-- - I KNOW. 278 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,110 - AND IT'S BEEN-- - I KNOW. 279 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,979 - AND I CAN'T-- - I KNOW. 280 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,849 - SO IT'S TIME. - I KNOW. 281 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,483 - I'VE CHECKED WITH MR. WONG, 282 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,954 AND THERE IS A ROOM AT HIS BOARDING HOUSE FOR YOUR FATHER. 283 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:11,091 I'M SO SORRY, PO. - I KNOW. 284 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,160 - I HAVE MADE MORE IN ONE DAY 285 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,928 THAN A WHOLE MONTH AT THE NOODLE SHOP. 286 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,930 AMAZING! 287 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,000 - LISTEN, UM, DAD. 288 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,869 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 289 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,971 - I'VE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU TOO. 290 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,039 ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF THIS WHOLE THING 291 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:30,277 IS THAT WE'VE GOTTEN TO SPEND TIME WITH EACH OTHER, 292 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:34,014 FATHER AND SON, JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS. 293 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:37,484 AND MASTER SHIFU, TAKING ME IN LIKE THIS. 294 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,552 HE'S SUCH A NICE MAN. 295 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,956 AH, I FEEL SO LOVED! - DAD, YOU HAVE TO GO. 296 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:43,957 - WHAT? 297 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,625 - THERE'S A ROOM AT MR. WONG'S. 298 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,896 YOU CAN'T STAY HERE ANYMORE, IT'S NOT WORKING OUT. 299 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:53,000 SORRY, DAD. 300 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,334 [nervous chuckle] 301 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,139 - I SEE. 302 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,407 I'LL GET MY THINGS. 303 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,075 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THIS MINUTE. 304 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,411 - AND STAY WHERE I'M NOT WANTED? 305 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,179 NO, THANK YOU. 306 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,919 HUMPH. 307 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,930 MY OWN SON. 308 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:26,233 CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? THROWING ME OUT ON THE STREET. 309 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,467 HUH? 310 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,939 - HELLO, SHIFU. 311 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,074 OH! 312 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,243 I'M NOT SHIFU! 313 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,946 I KEEP TELLING YOU, I'M PING. 314 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:42,182 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT OLD KUNG FU. 315 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,551 THAT BORING STUFF. I MAKE NOODLES! 316 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,586 - YOU ARE TRYING TO DECEIVE US. 317 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,222 JUST WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM A MASTER. 318 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,690 - HE'S VERY GOOD. 319 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,360 I WOULD ALMOST BELIEVE HE DOES MAKE NOODLES. 320 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,528 - THAT'S BECAUSE I DO MAKE NOODLES! 321 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,266 - SHIFU, YOU WILL TEACH US THE SECRET MOVES OF KUNG FU, 322 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:02,469 OR THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST NIGHT ON EARTH. 323 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,972 - KUNG FU? 324 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,440 I THOUGHT YOU SAID KUNG FU. 325 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:10,610 BIG DIFFERENCE, YOU KNOW. LET'S GET STARTED. 326 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:14,614 NOW THIS MOVE IS CALLED THE STICK. 327 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:15,983 THAT'S RIGHT, THE STICK. 328 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:19,652 READY? EVERYBODY RAISE YOUR STICK. 329 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:23,723 [grunting] 330 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,294 NOW EXTEND. 331 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,003 - PO? 332 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,171 I THINK SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER. 333 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:45,612 - HUH, TRACKS GO OFF THAT WAY. 334 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,014 THANKS, MRS. YOON. 335 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,016 BYE! 336 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:54,321 - FOR THIS MOVE, YOU PUT YOUR HANDS OUT LIKE THIS. 337 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,658 VERY GOOD. 338 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,160 AND NOW WE... 339 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,430 * PATTY-CAKE, PATTY-CAKE * 340 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:07,034 * I'M GOING TO...LA 341 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,302 * TO...LA 342 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,175 - WHAT'S THAT FOR? 343 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,376 - THE KIDS LIKE IT. 344 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,212 - YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO DECEIVE US! 345 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,148 YOU HAVE TAUGHT US NOTHING! 346 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,317 WE WANT THE SECRET MOVES. 347 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,720 - BUT I DON'T KNOW-- 348 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,689 WAIT, I KNOW ONE. 349 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,791 THE CHAO WA PUNCH KICK! 350 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,193 AND NOW YOU STAND THERE. 351 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,661 AND YOU... 352 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:38,065 YOU'RE GONNA DO A TURN, A PUNCH, AND KICK. 353 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,635 BUT YOU HAVE TO AIM 354 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,505 FOR RIGHT HERE. 355 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,078 - [shouting] 356 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,320 WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? 357 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,654 - I DON'T KNOW. 358 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,092 UH, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. BUT I THINK IT WORKED. 359 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,230 - YOU'VE DONE IT, MASTER SHIFU. 360 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,431 WE WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL 361 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,100 AND APPRECIATIVE OF YOUR MASTERY. 362 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,667 - [gurgling] 363 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,603 - OH, WELL... 364 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,606 - A MOVE LIKE THIS WILL MAKE US INVINCIBLE. 365 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,441 THERE WILL BE NO ONE TO STOP US. 366 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,577 AND I KNOW THE FIRST ONE TO TRY IT OUT ON. 367 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,113 THAT PANDA! 368 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:30,450 THE DRAGON WARRIOR! [laughing maniacally] 369 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,253 - OH, PO! 370 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,255 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 371 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:46,466 - [panting] 372 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:50,370 DAD? DAD! 373 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,139 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. 374 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,141 IT'S THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 375 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,143 OUR FIRST VICTIM. 376 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,245 HE'S MINE! 377 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,247 - AHH! 378 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,248 NO! 379 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,649 - WHAT? - NO! 380 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,251 HE'S MINE. 381 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,752 YES, I'M GOING TO FIGHT HIM... 382 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:06,819 WITH FIGHTING! 383 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:07,820 - WHY? 384 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,257 - BECAUSE...BECAUSE... 385 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:14,294 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE ME THE WAY YOU ALL DO! 386 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,163 - EH-- - COME AGAIN? 387 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:20,167 - HE TAKES ME FOR GRANTED AS HIS...UM, UM, MASTER, 388 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,335 AND NOW HE MUST PAY. 389 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,770 NOW NO MORE QUESTIONS! 390 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,175 - DAD! 391 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,743 - PO, GET OUT OF HERE, SON! 392 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,511 - HO, HO, THE PIGS. 393 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:35,582 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN IT WAS YOU. 394 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,184 DAD? 395 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,285 OOF! 396 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,687 - YOU MEAN MASTER SHIFU! 397 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,691 MY STUDENTS OFTEN THINK OF ME AS THEIR FATHER. 398 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,193 I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU, PANDA! 399 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,461 MAKE IT LOOK GOOD. 400 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,662 - DAD! 401 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,663 - SHIFU! 402 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,599 - WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT? 403 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,234 - BECAUSE... 404 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,536 I WILL DESTROY YOU! 405 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,205 - THEN DO IT ALREADY! 406 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,307 BEFORE WE DO! - BACK OFF. 407 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,276 - DAD, GET OUT OF THE WAY. 408 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,714 - YOU! FIGHT ME. 409 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,848 - AHH! 410 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,949 AHH! AHH! AHH! 411 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,219 AHH! 412 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,321 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 413 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,223 - I'M PROTECTING YOU, PO. 414 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,357 - OW! OW! 415 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,360 - AND I'M MAD AT YOU. 416 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,962 YOU THREW ME OUT. - DAD, I'M SORRY. 417 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,232 BUT YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS THE EASIEST PERSON TO LIVE WITH. 418 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:28,468 - STILL, IT'S NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR FATHER. 419 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,237 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 420 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,905 - AHH! AHH! OW! 421 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,241 - MASTER STUFF. 422 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,509 NOW GET OUT. SHOO! SHOO! 423 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,246 - I'M SORRY, DAD. BUT BOSSING SHIFU AROUND? 424 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,348 TURNING THE JADE PALACE INTO A NOODLE SHOP? 425 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,882 YOU ALWAYS WANT IT YOUR WAY. 426 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,352 - ME? 427 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,992 I GUESS I WAS A LITTLE PUSHY. 428 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,395 I'M SORRY, SON. 429 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,697 - ARE YOU GONNA DESTROY HIM, OR WHAT? 430 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,731 - I GOT IT! 431 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,300 - [grunting] 432 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,901 - I'M SORRY. 433 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,872 - IT'S OKAY, DAD. I LOVE YOU. 434 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,407 OOH! 435 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,242 OOH, QUIT IT! OW! - YOU DO? 436 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:13,880 - MORE THAN ANYTHING. - OH, SON. 437 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:17,850 - I DON'T THINK WE LEARNED THAT MOVE. 438 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,719 - OKAY, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. 439 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,522 - PO, I DID SOMETHING TERRIBLE. 440 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,324 I TAUGHT THEM THE CHAO WA PUNCH KICK. 441 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,325 - WHAT? 442 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,260 - OUT OF THE WAY, SHIFU. 443 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,295 ALL RIGHT, PANDA. 444 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,397 WE HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS, 445 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,800 AND THIS TIME, THINGS ARE GONNA END DIFFERENT. 446 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,273 [grunting] 447 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,575 - LEAVE MY SON ALONE! 448 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,678 - CAREFUL, DAD! 449 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,726 HWAH! 450 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,762 HUH? HE'S FROZEN. 451 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,447 - AHH! 452 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,848 - [laughs] 453 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,351 - DAD! 454 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,021 - [sighs] 455 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,424 - DAD? 456 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,027 DAD! 457 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:38,365 - [growling] 458 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,673 - [grunting] 459 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:50,410 [battle cry] 460 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,387 - WAY TO GO, DAD! 461 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,522 SWEET CHAO WA PUNCH KICK! 462 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:06,393 - THANK YOU, SON. 463 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,428 WHEW! YOU'RE RIGHT, PO. 464 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,798 KUNG FU IS WAY MORE EXCITING THAN NOODLES. 465 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:16,035 ALMOST. 466 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:28,415 - MR. PING, THE FURIOUS FIVE, PO, AND I HAVE WORKED HARD 467 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,982 TO REBUILD YOUR NOODLE SHOP. 468 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,885 IT'S THE LEAST WE COULD DO AFTER-- 469 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,421 - KICKING ME OUT? 470 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,556 - WELL-- 471 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,425 - OH, DON'T WORRY. 472 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:42,061 YOU MAY BE A LOUSY WAITER, BUT YOU'RE A WISE MASTER. 473 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,130 I DESERVED IT. 474 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:54,607 THIS WAS THE ONLY PAINT YOU COULD FIND? 475 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:55,675 - DAD. 476 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,577 - I-I MEAN... 477 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,547 IT'S, IT'S VERY NICE. THANK YOU. 478 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:03,883 WHO WANTS NOODLES? 479 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,786 HALF PRICE. 31006

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