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And the final stop
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on the palace tour is
right here, my bedroom.
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Oh.
Is your bed cozy?
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It's very cozy.
I sleep like a baby.
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Some mornings, I don't even
get up until lunchtime.
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Sorry.
I'm bad at reading signals.
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Were you sending me one?
Yes.
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Why else would I ask
if your bed is cozy?
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That's the first thing
I ask about beds.
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What else would you want
to know about one?
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If they sleep hot?
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Oh, that's true.
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This one sleeps very hot.
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Oh, wait.
Was that also a signal?
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Whatever you're doing
is unimportant. Come with me.
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Mother, I'm with
a friend, and I'm beginning
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to think that she's
about to touch my--
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Aah! Mom! No! Why?!
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Because listen
to your mother.
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Oh!
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Normal form.
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Oh! Thank you.
I'll be going now.
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Do you--oh, OK.
Normal form.
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Normal form.
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Ah. I forgot you were
just holding a rat.
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OK, so what's
this thing that's more important
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than me polishing a spear?
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Your father has
something to show you.
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He shows us every day.
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I could draw it
from memory.
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Not that. This.
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I'm calling her
"Deliria's Rump,"
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in honor
of Deliria's rump.
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Now, what we call a floor,
boaters call a deck.
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What we call a big pole,
they call a mast.
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And what we call a wiping hand
side, they call starboard.
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We know the parts
of a boat, Shlub.
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Well, I'm going
to hold you to that,
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because there will be
a quiz later.
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Excellent.
You bought a boat.
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Can we be done
looking at it?
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Oh, you'll be
looking at it
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for quite a while.
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We're going on
a family trip.
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A what?
And I'm asking
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specifically about
the first word.
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A family trip
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to the island of Storgos.
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It's my mother's birthday.
Mother?
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Great, so a grandmother
we've never even heard of.
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Checks out with
my understanding of "family."
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Wonderful.
But so,
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if we gotta meet
this new grandma, why--
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Not new, just never
mentioned her before.
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Didn't seem
important, I suppose.
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Never came up.
Yeah,
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I don't care either way.
I was gonna say
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why do we have to go
the slowest way possible?
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Yeah,
can't we just fly?
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Yeah, why can't
we just fly there?
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We certainly could,
but we'd
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miss all that bonding time.
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Your grandmama is going
to be so impressed
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by this beautiful,
loving family,
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and beautiful, loving families
take boat trips together.
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Do they, though?
Well, the boat salesman
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said yes.
Oh, and he said
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that parents get to wear these
on family boat trips.
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You're putting an
awful lot of stock in whatever
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this salesman told you.
He told me to.
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Come on, Mom.
We're not doing this, right?
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We don't have to do this?
There's no way
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I'm putting on that hat.
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I think it's
a wonderful idea.
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On the boat.
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Whoo!
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Shlub and Deliria:
♪ They threw him overboard
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♪ They threw him
overboard ♪
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♪ They picked him up
by the scruff of his neck ♪
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♪ And threw him overboard
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Come on, kids.
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Why aren't you singing
old sailor songs with us?
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we don't know
any sailor songs.
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You don't know
"They Threw Him Overboard"?
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Nope.
"My Leg Is Gone,
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My Leg Is Gone"?
Never heard it.
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"Overboard He Fell"?
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"We're Killing the Captain,
Who's In, Who's In"?
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"Let's All Bugger
Out of Boredom"?
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Come on.
These are classics.
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Dad, can you steer
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a little less drunk? I've thrown
up more than I think I ate.
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I'm steering
awfully sober,
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considering how drunk I am.
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Just stick
to the coastline.
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No one knows if maps
are accurate yet.
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"Stick to the coastline"?
Who and whose wife
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are wearing
the captain's hats?
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Children,
back of the boat, now.
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It's called a poop deck,
and yes, you can.
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You three have been
challenging that man
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since we left the dock,
and I am sick of it.
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But, Mother,
he doesn't even know
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what he's doing.
He just has this idea
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in his head about "beautiful,
loving families"
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that for some reason
involves a boat--
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And that
makes him happy.
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Clearly, the man's ego
is at stake,
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and I don't care why, but I will
not spend the next few days
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or years dealing
with Insecure Shlub sex.
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It's the most incredible drag,
and I will kill you
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rather than you saddle me
with that. Are we clear?!
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What if we get lost?
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Then we'll
find our way.
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Now you three are going back
over there, and you are going
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to smile and you are going
to make him feel supported
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by his beautiful,
loving family.
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♪ Nothing to eat
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♪ And nothing to drink
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♪ I think I'm going
to diiiie ♪
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Wonderful boat,
isn't she?
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I love how Deliria's Rump
dances on the waves.
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♪ The watery grave,
the watery grave ♪
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I'd better go trim
the sail.
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♪ We're going to visit
the watery grave ♪
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♪ The watery grave
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Aah!
♪ The watery grave
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♪ I'm going to visit
Stupe?
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Stupe!
♪ The watery grave
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Aah! Damn it!
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Yeah.
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Stupe!
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Oh, come on!
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Mmm.
Hmm?
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Thanks for the, uh,
air in my mouth.
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You can call it a kiss.
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I'm Maya.
I'm Stupendous.
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I can swim way better
than what you saw, by the way.
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Frickin' jellyfish got me.
I hate those guys.
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Let me take care
of that for you.
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Mwah.
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Feel better?
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Heh heh!
Feeling no pain.
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Do you live
around here?
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No, I'm on a migration
with my family.
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Heh! Yeah, me, too.
I was hating it until just now.
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Ha ha! Want to show me
how well you swim?
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I--I could do the "air
in the mouth" thing again.
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Oh, I'll take some air
in the mouth anytime.
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Stupe, what the hell
happened down there?
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You were under for so long, you
should not be alive right now.
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Oh, you know how
long I can hold my breath?
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You've tracked it?
No, I'm saying
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no land-based mammal
could have.
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You met a mermaid
down there, didn't you?
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- So what if I did?
- Did she save your life?
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- Yeah.
- That's what they do, Stupe.
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They're famous for it.
Stupendous, chuckling: Oh, no.
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Sounds terrible.
They save
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your life, show you a good time,
get in your head, and then
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they lure you to some
underwater location,
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and leave you broken,
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usually drowned,
at the bottom of the sea.
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Wow.
Pretty big generalization.
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Yeah, a generalization
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like "sharks want
to eat you."
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I would love
to see one try!
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My point is,
mermaids are trouble,
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and your heart's too big.
You're an easy mark.
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Maybe I just want a fling.
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Maybe this vacation
just got good for me.
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Promise me, you
will not fall for this mermaid.
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OK, I promise,
to live my life!
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Look, the storm
is clearing.
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We should be coming up
on that lighthouse about now.
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Hmm. Well, apparently, we're
a little off course.
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Not to worry.
The far bigger emergency
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right now is I've lost my hat.
Where could you be?
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Mother, we have been
good, we have been supportive,
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but Operation Indulge Dad
has been a bad idea
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that's only getting worse.
Can you please use
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your god powers to get us
to Storgos?
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Hmm, he is looking
for his hat, so I suppose
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I could give a little push
in the right direction.
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Let me just get a sense
of where we are.
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Where are we?
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There's nothing here.
No!
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Well, Mom'll
figure it out soon enough.
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She'll get us back on track--
Oh, no! Ooh!
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I have no landmarks!
I'm helpless!
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My powers are worthless
when I'm this disorientated!
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I could fly across the ocean
for weeks and still be nowhere,
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and then how would I
get back to you?
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I would never find
my way back!
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I'd be lost!
I am lost!
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We're all lost!
We're lost!
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Ohh!
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And we're
going to die.
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Good news, everyone.
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I've found my captain's hat.
It was inside me.
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This is terrible.
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If anyone needs me,
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I'll be here,
for eternity,
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drinking.
I'm having fun.
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I'm friggin'
loosey goosey over here.
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All right,
first and foremost,
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I have my hat,
so that's covered.
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And I wouldn't say
we're lost.
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I'd say we're in between periods
of knowing where we are.
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Perfect spin
as always, Captain Dad.
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Now, I have a question.
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What is the part of the boat
underwater in the back?
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Oh, this is
the quiz? The rudder.
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No, not that. It's under.
It's made of wood.
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Keel?
Hull?
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No. It's way in the back.
It's made of wood.
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The whole boat
is made of wood.
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You're talking
about the rudder.
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- No, not that.
- The strake!
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Gunwale! Planking?
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Now you're making things up.
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It's in the water.
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- The rudder.
- It's made of wood!
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- It's the rudder.
- Oh, hang on.
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It's the rudder.
I kept thinking udder,
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and I knew that
wasn't right.
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Anyway,
the rudder's broken.
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- Are you kidding?!
- Relax.
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It's just one little part
of a very big boat.
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All right, that does it.
I'm taking over.
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I'm the captain.
Deliria and Shlub: What?
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You two let us down
yet again, so I'll get
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this "beautiful, loving family"
to your dumb mom's dumb island!
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And I'm taking this.
So you're married
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to your mother now,
is that it?
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What?
Well, you're wearing
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matching hats, and where
there's smoke, there's fire.
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No, Dad!
Right under my nose.
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Unbelievable.
Dad?
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Tell me this.
Does she say my name
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when you make love?
Mother,
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please remove your hat.
It's confusing Dad.
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Now, as I see it,
there are two things
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that need
our immediate attention:
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straightening the mast,
which requires strength;
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00:09:14,106 --> 00:09:15,977
and fixing the rudder,
which requires a strong swimmer.
247
00:09:15,978 --> 00:09:17,880
I got the rudder!
248
00:09:17,881 --> 00:09:19,586
What's that about?
249
00:09:19,586 --> 00:09:21,089
She's got mermaid fever.
250
00:09:21,089 --> 00:09:22,088
Ooh, boy.
251
00:09:22,089 --> 00:09:23,326
Mermaids, huh?
252
00:09:23,326 --> 00:09:24,459
We all know what
that's about.
253
00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:25,929
Been there myself.
254
00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:27,599
When were you
with a mermaid?
255
00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,269
Name 5 parts
of a mermaid.
256
00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:30,906
All right, fine.
I've never had the pleasure.
257
00:09:30,907 --> 00:09:32,812
I thought we were doing
sailor talk.
258
00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:36,753
Oh, boy.
This rudder's pretty messed up.
259
00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:39,456
Could be down here a while.
260
00:09:39,457 --> 00:09:41,093
There you are.
261
00:09:41,094 --> 00:09:42,732
Mm.
262
00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,868
Do you want to go
to fourth base with me?
263
00:09:44,869 --> 00:09:47,742
Huh?
Oh, mermaids have 6 bases,
264
00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:50,948
and I'm ready to go
to fourth with you.
265
00:09:50,948 --> 00:09:53,753
Mm.
266
00:09:53,753 --> 00:09:55,923
Wow.
267
00:09:55,924 --> 00:09:58,294
I didn't think we'd go
all the way to sixth,
268
00:09:58,295 --> 00:10:01,099
but it felt right.
269
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,072
You are not who
I thought you'd be.
270
00:10:04,073 --> 00:10:06,778
Who did you think I'd be?
Mermaid stereotype?
271
00:10:06,779 --> 00:10:08,948
Get in your head, leave you
crazy or drowned
272
00:10:08,949 --> 00:10:10,952
at the bottom of the sea?
No.
273
00:10:10,953 --> 00:10:13,659
What?
Lure me to my death?
274
00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:16,531
Ha ha ha ha!
Nobody said "lure."
275
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,535
But it's OK.
I know the rep.
276
00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:20,705
Important part is
you're open-minded.
277
00:10:20,706 --> 00:10:24,047
Here, I want you
to have this.
278
00:10:24,047 --> 00:10:26,884
Does that mean
we're going steady?
279
00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:28,755
Can I tell you
another secret?
280
00:10:28,756 --> 00:10:31,260
There is actually
a seventh base.
281
00:10:31,261 --> 00:10:33,430
Ho ho, whoa!
I'd love to find out
282
00:10:33,431 --> 00:10:35,602
whatever that is.
A bunch of us are going
283
00:10:35,603 --> 00:10:37,606
to Make Out Point later.
Is that
284
00:10:37,607 --> 00:10:39,944
some kind
of underwater location?
285
00:10:39,945 --> 00:10:42,282
Where you make out?
Yeah.
286
00:10:42,283 --> 00:10:45,423
Come on. I'll take you
back to your boat.
287
00:10:48,798 --> 00:10:51,068
Great. See that?
It's us, the kids,
288
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,171
the mortals, who have
to clean up your mess.
289
00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:55,174
Now, did you say there's
a way to navigate
290
00:10:55,175 --> 00:10:56,878
by looking at the sun?
Tricky, because you
291
00:10:56,879 --> 00:10:58,882
only get one shot
before you go blind.
292
00:10:58,883 --> 00:11:00,852
Why don't we
just ask the skeleton?
293
00:11:00,853 --> 00:11:03,125
The skeleton?
Yeah, that guy.
294
00:11:04,261 --> 00:11:06,600
Oh, I wouldn't ask
the skeleton.
295
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,269
Agreed.
If he knew where to go,
296
00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:10,440
he'd still have skin
and the other stuff.
297
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,708
You two
don't get to vote.
298
00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:12,910
You screwed up
enough already.
299
00:11:12,911 --> 00:11:14,347
Excuse me, Skeleton Man.
300
00:11:15,818 --> 00:11:18,154
Can you point us
towards Storgos?
301
00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:22,699
Thank you. Is, uh, anything
we can do for you?
302
00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:24,399
You sure?
303
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,838
Some drinking water?
An umbrella or something?
304
00:11:26,839 --> 00:11:29,579
All right, well, thanks
for the directions.
305
00:11:29,579 --> 00:11:32,751
There.
Tell me I was wrong now.
306
00:11:36,225 --> 00:11:39,096
I think it's that
whirlpool from Homer's story!
307
00:11:39,097 --> 00:11:41,769
If it is, we're screwed!
308
00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:47,746
Who dares to enter
the domain of Scylla?
309
00:11:47,747 --> 00:11:50,284
And me, Charybdis!
310
00:11:50,285 --> 00:11:52,823
Where would I
even punch that thing?
311
00:11:52,824 --> 00:11:55,829
And introducing
Lobster-Man,
312
00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:59,169
Eel-Man, and last
but not least,
313
00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:03,043
a decaying whale turned
into a vibrant ecosystem
314
00:12:03,044 --> 00:12:07,287
for bottom feeders,
Whalefall!
315
00:12:07,287 --> 00:12:08,922
She picked up
a whole team?
316
00:12:08,923 --> 00:12:11,126
We are simple travelers.
We mean no harm.
317
00:12:11,127 --> 00:12:13,297
Is there any chance you could
just let this one go?
318
00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:15,669
I'm a mouth in the middle
of the ocean.
319
00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:19,210
It's like my brand.
In you go!
320
00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:22,518
We literally just
fixed that!
321
00:12:22,518 --> 00:12:25,188
I'm gonna claw you
to pieces!
322
00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:27,994
Aah! Oof!
323
00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:38,583
Aah!
324
00:12:40,454 --> 00:12:42,657
Lobster-Man:
Aah! Oh!
325
00:12:44,327 --> 00:12:46,496
Mom, I know you're
dealing with being lost
326
00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:48,901
in the vast expanse
of the ocean, but you know where
327
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,905
you're not lost?
Kicking ass!
328
00:12:50,906 --> 00:12:52,377
I wish I could help.
329
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,952
Can you blow?
Can I what?
330
00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,955
Stupe!
The mast!
331
00:13:05,838 --> 00:13:08,042
Mom! Blow!
You've got this!
332
00:13:16,627 --> 00:13:18,595
I am the goddess Deliria,
333
00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:21,366
and I can still make wind.
334
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,837
We did it!
We did it! We--
335
00:13:30,855 --> 00:13:32,859
So you guys
got this, right?
336
00:13:32,859 --> 00:13:34,863
I'm gonna peace out.
I got a thing.
337
00:13:34,863 --> 00:13:36,597
Stupe! No!
338
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,768
This will not impress
my mother.
339
00:13:38,769 --> 00:13:40,371
That's your main concern?!
340
00:13:40,372 --> 00:13:42,208
Well, I wanted her to see
my beautiful, loving--
341
00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:44,412
"Beautiful, loving
family," yes, of course!
342
00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:46,416
And we all know now
what that means--
343
00:13:46,417 --> 00:13:48,420
being on a boat and acting
a certain way.
344
00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:50,759
Well, guess what--family isn't
about appearances.
345
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,831
It's an obligation, and I would
have thought, as parents,
346
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,334
you'd at least feel
an obligation not
347
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,971
to strand your children
on driftwood!
348
00:13:56,972 --> 00:13:59,108
Now who's being selfish?
349
00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:01,547
All right, just stop!
This is hard for all of us,
350
00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:05,522
but however we define it, family
is the only thing keeping us--
351
00:14:05,523 --> 00:14:07,594
oh, thank God!
We made it!
352
00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:13,105
So we'll just...
float in, I guess.
353
00:14:25,162 --> 00:14:26,967
OK, wow.
This is fancy.
354
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,901
I thought we had money.
355
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,141
This is some centaur money
here!
356
00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:33,679
I want to make sure we're
presentable for my mother.
357
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,080
Where's your sister?
358
00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,784
She bailed
for a mermaid.
359
00:14:36,785 --> 00:14:38,321
OK, all right.
Good for her.
360
00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:40,224
Let's just say she died.
Huh?
361
00:14:40,225 --> 00:14:42,428
Not recently. We'll say
she died in childbirth.
362
00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:43,898
That's very sympathetic,
363
00:14:43,899 --> 00:14:45,903
and, of course,
the funeral was exquisite.
364
00:14:45,904 --> 00:14:47,906
Now, what can we do
about our looks?
365
00:14:47,907 --> 00:14:50,277
What the hell
is going on? Who is this?
366
00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:52,248
Deliria, can you
clean up the boys?
367
00:14:52,249 --> 00:14:54,085
I'm going to be a minute
with the grooming,
368
00:14:54,086 --> 00:14:56,658
and I'll probably have
to spit up some hairballs.
369
00:14:56,659 --> 00:14:58,195
"Clean up the boys"?
370
00:14:58,195 --> 00:14:59,897
I just want
my mother to like you.
371
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:01,366
Shouldn't she
like us already?
372
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,069
Well, she thinks I
can't do anything right,
373
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,943
so all I wanted to do
was sail into this harbor
374
00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:07,412
on a beautiful boat with
my beautiful, loving family.
375
00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:10,253
So we're just props.
You dragged us through hell
376
00:15:10,353 --> 00:15:12,823
just to make yourself look good.
Absolutely perfect.
377
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,829
Well, you missed
the family polo match,
378
00:15:14,829 --> 00:15:16,699
but I suppose we can
find a place for you
379
00:15:16,699 --> 00:15:18,366
at dinner or nearby,
at any rate.
380
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:21,140
We hired a Tapestry Monster
to take a family tapestry.
381
00:15:21,141 --> 00:15:24,713
It was very expensive, so do see
if you can clean up the boys.
382
00:15:24,714 --> 00:15:27,251
Hi, Mom.
383
00:15:27,252 --> 00:15:29,189
Hippocampus, voice-over:
They save your life, show you
384
00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:31,661
a good time, get in your head,
and then they lure you
385
00:15:31,662 --> 00:15:34,900
to some underwater location
and leave you broken,
386
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,038
usually drowned,
at the bottom of the sea.
387
00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:40,344
Maya, voice-over: There is
actually a seventh base.
388
00:15:40,345 --> 00:15:42,349
Maya? Maya!
389
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,921
I'm gonna need one
of those air kisses.
390
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,924
♪ Where are you?
391
00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:49,431
Mm. Mm.
392
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,901
Mm, mm.
393
00:15:51,902 --> 00:15:53,103
Stupe! I--
394
00:15:53,104 --> 00:15:54,974
I didn't think
you'd come.
395
00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:57,980
This is... Jellyfish.
396
00:15:57,981 --> 00:15:59,418
Do you need some air?
397
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:02,624
No!
Leave me alone!
398
00:16:04,427 --> 00:16:06,698
This is a statue
of my favorite son being done
399
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,369
by my second-favorite son.
Oh, no argument here.
400
00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:12,375
Kyle is spectacular.
401
00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:15,283
Oh, right.
You all have two legs.
402
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:18,254
I'm afraid we don't have
any chairs.
403
00:16:18,255 --> 00:16:21,259
Everyone, I just want
to thank you all
404
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:23,263
for coming here.
I couldn't choose
405
00:16:23,264 --> 00:16:25,269
a more beautiful family
to turn 10,000 with.
406
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,610
You all came
from so far away.
407
00:16:29,611 --> 00:16:32,149
Thomas and Caroline brought
their beautiful children
408
00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:34,853
all the way from Crete.
We came on our new boat.
409
00:16:34,854 --> 00:16:37,058
You simply must see
our new boat.
410
00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:38,728
Oh, I've got
a new boat as well.
411
00:16:38,729 --> 00:16:40,932
Aren't boats fun?
We should have a family trip
412
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,703
on my boat sometime.
Yay!
413
00:16:42,704 --> 00:16:44,239
I love family boat trips.
414
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,109
This family and boats.
415
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:49,115
And you all look
so beautiful and perfect,
416
00:16:49,116 --> 00:16:51,119
except for Shlub
and his family,
417
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,527
but we didn't expect anything
more from them, did we?
418
00:16:55,096 --> 00:16:56,429
Wow.
419
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:58,569
Grandmother really did
a number on Dad.
420
00:17:03,713 --> 00:17:05,882
Stupe, what's wrong?
421
00:17:05,883 --> 00:17:07,686
A jellyfish? Really?
422
00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:10,525
I told you I hate jellyfish!
But I don't.
423
00:17:10,526 --> 00:17:12,729
Did you go
to seventh base with him?
424
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:14,198
Can I tell you
another secret?
425
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,868
We actually have
8 bases.
426
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,205
- What?
- OK, 9.
427
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:18,841
And you went all the way
428
00:17:18,842 --> 00:17:21,045
with that jellyfish? I thought
what we had was special.
429
00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:23,787
It was.
But it was a vacation thing.
430
00:17:23,787 --> 00:17:25,288
I thought you understood.
431
00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:27,593
Nah, I was lying to myself.
432
00:17:27,594 --> 00:17:30,799
My brother was right.
You did leave me broken.
433
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,602
But not drowned.
434
00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:35,140
Maybe next time,
I'll let you go to tenth.
435
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,144
- There's ten?!
- Oops.
436
00:17:37,145 --> 00:17:39,817
See ya!
437
00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:43,125
Eh, worth it.
438
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:50,507
So, Shlub, you're still
living out there among humans?
439
00:17:50,507 --> 00:17:53,012
- Yes, Mother.
- And having orgies with them?
440
00:17:53,012 --> 00:17:54,513
- Yes, Mother.
- I suppose I should
441
00:17:54,514 --> 00:17:56,550
congratulate you on at least
trying not to be
442
00:17:56,551 --> 00:17:59,321
a massive disappointment.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
443
00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:01,663
Tapestry Monster: Are we ready
to take a family tapestry?
444
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,032
Oh, yes, please.
Everyone gather round.
445
00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,537
Mm.
Tapestry Monster: Why don't we
446
00:18:05,537 --> 00:18:07,407
have the guest of honor
in the middle?
447
00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:09,810
Excellent, and the
grandchildren up front?
448
00:18:09,811 --> 00:18:13,016
Maybe you could move a little
towards the back?
449
00:18:13,017 --> 00:18:14,720
Uh, a bit more.
450
00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:18,393
Kyle, maybe you move
a little in front of them.
451
00:18:18,394 --> 00:18:21,168
Hmm, we're still seeing
a little too much
452
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:24,140
of the... loser family.
453
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,544
If I stand sideways,
does that cover them?
454
00:18:26,545 --> 00:18:29,683
What if I drape
my mane in front of them?
455
00:18:29,684 --> 00:18:31,988
Do you see how
the drinking figures into this?
456
00:18:31,989 --> 00:18:33,858
I can't believe I'm
saying this, but I went from
457
00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:37,065
hating you to having fun
with you to hating you again--
458
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:39,068
Does this end
somewhere positive?
459
00:18:39,069 --> 00:18:40,872
'Cause I'm rather
in a dark place.
460
00:18:40,873 --> 00:18:43,611
It does. I--I really
sympathize with you, Dad.
461
00:18:43,612 --> 00:18:46,318
Mommy issues are kind of
my speciality.
462
00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:48,322
Excuse me. Grandmother!
Not now.
463
00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:50,190
We're taking a portrait.
Yes, now!
464
00:18:50,191 --> 00:18:52,361
I thought family was
about responsibility
465
00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:55,704
and obligation, but I see now
what that gets you.
466
00:18:55,704 --> 00:18:57,675
Family is supposed to be about
supporting each other
467
00:18:57,675 --> 00:19:00,344
for exactly who we are,
and I'd much rather have
468
00:19:00,345 --> 00:19:03,350
a screw-up dad than
a mean-spirited, condescending,
469
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,122
phony-ass mother!
Excuse me?!
470
00:19:06,123 --> 00:19:08,195
Not you! Her!
Shlub, take
471
00:19:08,195 --> 00:19:10,364
your insolent, two-legged
children out of here.
472
00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:12,437
I have
a better idea.
473
00:19:12,437 --> 00:19:14,441
What? What are you doing?
474
00:19:14,441 --> 00:19:18,548
No! No! No!
475
00:19:18,549 --> 00:19:22,055
Oh.
How is that an idea?
476
00:19:28,369 --> 00:19:29,737
Oops!
477
00:19:29,738 --> 00:19:32,241
Looks like the desserts
are flambéed tonight.
478
00:19:32,242 --> 00:19:35,783
I've never seen anything
so rude in all my life!
479
00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:39,792
Ah, ha ha!
480
00:19:49,244 --> 00:19:51,714
What the hell
is going on here?
481
00:19:51,715 --> 00:19:53,383
We're doing
what we do best--
482
00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:55,857
ruining things.
On it.
483
00:19:55,857 --> 00:19:58,530
Aah!
Oh!
484
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,998
So what happened with
the mermaid?
485
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,466
Got burned.
You were maybe
486
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,105
a little bit right:
my heart was too big.
487
00:20:04,106 --> 00:20:06,076
Oh! My mane!
488
00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:11,721
My tapestry!
489
00:20:13,527 --> 00:20:15,661
So, shall we fly home?
490
00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:17,666
I got a better idea!
491
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,503
Let's sail!
492
00:20:19,504 --> 00:20:21,275
Your brother Thomas
was right.
493
00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:23,345
It is a beautiful boat.
494
00:20:25,382 --> 00:20:27,319
What's our heading,
Captain Dad?
495
00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:29,423
I haven't
the faintest idea.
496
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,432
Do you love sailor songs?
497
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,038
You'll love this collection
of all the classics.
498
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:39,776
You'll get "Retch on the Floor,
Retch on the Floor,
499
00:20:39,777 --> 00:20:42,281
Watch Your Step,
There's Retch on the Floor,"
500
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,287
"A Shanty for My Auntie,"
501
00:20:44,388 --> 00:20:46,657
"Overboard Again,
This Time for Good,"
502
00:20:46,658 --> 00:20:49,530
"Rickets, Rickets,
Who Else Has Rickets?"
503
00:20:49,531 --> 00:20:52,270
"The Captain's Friend,
the Captain's Friend,
504
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:54,540
Who Has to Be
the Captain's Friend?"
505
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:56,677
"How Many People
Are Not Overboard?"
506
00:20:56,678 --> 00:20:59,852
"Need a Mouse, Take a Mouse,
Got a Mouse, Leave a Mouse,"
507
00:20:59,952 --> 00:21:02,723
"The Cook's in the Soup,
the Cook's in the Soup,
508
00:21:02,724 --> 00:21:05,294
We Threw Him In,
the Cook's in the Soup,"
509
00:21:05,295 --> 00:21:08,434
"Sharks!"
"Wasting Away, Day by Day,"
510
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,807
"It's Not a Gay Thing,
It's a Boredom Thing,
511
00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:13,276
a Boredom Thing,
a Boredom Thing."
512
00:21:13,277 --> 00:21:15,815
"I'm Kidding Myself,
It Was a Gay Thing,
513
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:19,322
It Was a Gay Thing,
It Was a Gay Thing."
514
00:21:19,323 --> 00:21:21,693
"I Think the Sea Birds
Are Talking to Me,"
515
00:21:21,694 --> 00:21:25,067
"The Stars Are Lying,
Go That Way, Go That Way,"
516
00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:26,838
and everyone's favorite,
517
00:21:26,839 --> 00:21:30,446
"Gloria My Love
..."
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