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Hey, where are you going? There's a line here.

British passport.

- Oh, good morning! - Good morning.

What do you mean by good morning? He's already gone!

I've been waiting in line for half an hour.

I'm sure there's something you can do.

I'm really very sorry, ma'am,

but there are check-in rules. One hour before…

- Get in line. - My wife.

Darling!

I know! I know the rules! But please…

- Please, if you-- - Excuse me. Just one second.

Look, Shabana, I need to be on this flight.

My dog, Cookie, who's been with me for 13 years,

has been very sick for the past three months.

And this morning, the doctor suddenly told me

that Cookie wouldn't make it past this afternoon.

- Oh, God! - I'm sure you can relate.

I just want to see him one more time before he passes away. Please.

If you could just try… I'm fine with flying economy.

Sir, let me see as to what I can do, yeah?

Please try.

Yes?

Have we met before this?

Oh, yeah.

You look like my teacher.

Sorry, I'm late.

Oh!

You're here too!

That's right.

We checked in at the same time, so I think that's why we have the same--

Oops!

What happened?

My phone is vibrating.

Yes, wifey. Tell me.

Please tell me you didn't miss your flight.

I have been waiting at the airport for the last two hours.

And you think I missed my flight? Come on, baby!

You've done it before, that's why I asked.

Both of us will be in Jaipur before 4:00 p.m.

I hope you don't forget to pick me up from the airport.

You've done it before, that's why I'm reminding you.

- Very funny. - Listen…

Kabir is bringing his new girlfriend with him.

So, make sure he gets a double occupancy room, okay?

Okay, bye.

Bye.

So, you lied at the counter?

Yes. Are you saying you never lie?

I do lie, but not as well as you do.

Do you have a problem with the lie itself or with how well I executed it?

Actually, neither.

Because your lie helped me catch this flight.

But the heartless murder of your dog was a bit…

Am I wrong?

Look, Miss…

- Kadambari. - Rishabh.

You see, Kadambari, I'm on my way

to my wife's only sister's wedding in Jaipur today.

If I missed this flight, that woman

would make a big deal out of it and bring it up for many years

in our married life.

Not to mention, all my friends would get there before I did

and they would think that I'm a careless person

who doesn't care about their time or their friendship.

Which is actually a lie.

So, instead of allowing this lie to become the truth,

isn't it better to let that lie be taken as the truth?

Do you understand?

Yes, killing your dog was necessary.

You mean… Cookie?

So… is there a process?

I mean, how did you know that the Cookie story would work?

Good question. Do you remember Shabana?

The girl at the check-in counter.

Yeah, right.

Since it was a girl,

it was important to make the lie seem compassionate.

Death, fight, separation, a treasured heirloom, etc.

And her key chain, which I think you missed,

you know, it had a tiny puppy on it.

Wow!

That's impressive!

You look like an expert swindler.

So, I'm sure you must have a very successful marriage.

Of course. Both of them.

Both?

It's not what you think.

I married my college sweetheart when I was 28.

But I lost her in an accident just three years later.

Then like a good single dad, I raised our daughter alone.

When I realized that she had matured,

I happened to fall in love again.

In London.

- What does your wife do? - Create issues.

She is a writer. A novelist.

She used to live there. She was British.

- And when we got married… - She became an Indian.

No, I became British.

Anyway, what is your wife's name?

Rashmi…

Oh… Vartika.

Am I forgetting something?

Put both the bags in the car.

Yes, ma'am.

- Hey! - Oh, Vartika.

Tell me.

Well, I just came to tell you that your dad and I--

Won't be back until the day after tomorrow, right?

I know. Dad called me in the morning and told me.

He always does.

It would have been fun if you came with us.

It is your sister's wedding, right?

Besides I hardly know her.

Yeah, but we are still family, right?

Of course!

Formally, it is family!

What are your plans for the weekend?

Just chilling with my friends. Nothing much.

I guess we will go to someone's house.

Rohan's house?

How does it matter?

Well, it matters because…

I found this in your bag.

Snooping in someone else's bag…

and showing so much concern all of a sudden…

won't make you a mother, Vartika.

And what if I just want to be friends?

I didn't know you married my dad to be friends with me.

Dad loves you a lot…

and I respect you.

Other than that, why get in each other's way?

No?

What happened?

What are you looking for?

My phone.

- Oh! - I left it on my seat.

Anyway, I'll call on it.

9860432321.

Rishabh Malik.

Got it.

Okay, Kadambari.

- Okay. - If it's meant to be, we'll meet again.

But it was a pleasure to meet you.

Kadambari,

I was wondering how you knew that I was truly happy to meet you.

Maybe I was lying again.

Oh, just look at the smile on your face!

Even if it was a lie, don't you think that is better?

Sometimes she hits her shoulder Sometimes she hits her knee

Sometimes she hits her shoulder Sometimes she hits her knee

Today, I will definitely get revenge

I will hit my mother-in-law today With the TV volume high

I will hit my mother-in-law today With the TV volume high

Damn it all.

I will hit my mother-in-law today With the TV volume high

Daughters-in-law are supposed to sing lullabies to kids.

But God gave us a singer instead of a daughter-in-law!

Will someone get me some tea?

Miss me and don't forget to practice.

Your body will definitely get into shape.

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Till then goodbye and lots of love.

BY ROCKY23 YOU LOOK REALLY HOT IN THE VIDEO

Hey, did the people from Dwarka call?

No, sir.

They won't call.

The automobile industry isn't doing well these days.

Singh sahab, I called you.

You might be busy.

Weren't we heading to Jaipur today?

When will you come home?

Let me know. Okay, thank you.

- Yes, tell me. - Have you reached home, Samar?

No, man, I'm still in office.

- Listen… - Sir.

you and Harpreet go ahead.

I will see you there.

You’re unbelievable! Didn’t we agree to leave together?

Now you want me to go alone!

What do you mean by alone?

You will be traveling with your wife.

- Sir. - Now hang up. I'll see you in Jaipur.

But…

What do you want?

Sir, the people from Dwarka called.

So, what do I do?

- Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

Yes, Samar? Are you leaving?

I just have a meeting with the media team

along with Malti ma'am and then I will leave.

Sure, have a good time.

Dad, if you could come to the wedding ceremony tomorrow…

Cut the sentimental nonsense, Samar.

It's your friend's sister-in-law's wedding.

What would I do there?

Yeah.

Gagan. Two minutes.

You may leave.

- Yes, Dad. - Samar.

Don't do this "Dad" business at work.

Here, you're just the Brand Manager, not my son-in-law.

Sorry, sir.

Bloody geezer.

Are you sure this is the one from the picture?

It looked bigger in the picture.

There's only one piece made in one size, ma'am.

Are you sure? I'm gifting it to my close friends.

- I don't want to be insulted. - No way, ma'am.

They'll remember your gift for the rest of their lives.

Hey, my dear baby.

Hi, baby!

What is my love doing?

I'm just waiting for a meeting with Malti ma'am

and then I'm coming straight to you.

And by the way, I've canceled our plan to travel with Harpreet and Harpreet.

Fantastic!

Baby, I am getting a great feeling about this.

- Really? - You know, I think

Jaipur is going to be a lot of fun.

I'm sure, love.

- Come soon, baby. - I'll see you soon.

Lehengas check.

Gift check.

Depression medicine check.

Come on, Naina.

Show me that pouty face.

Do I look good, guys?

I mean… is it too much?

It's your sangeet. You have to dress up.

Asking you guys is pointless.

I will ask Radhika.

Oh, really?

When you were enjoying yourself with us at the bachelor party four days ago,

why didn't you send her a picture and ask her back then,

"Baby, how do I look?"

Hey!

Mummy, Varun is ready already. Where are my sister and brother-in-law?

Why are you asking me?

Ask your sister!

We told her when she was marrying that fool.

But by then, she was already in love with that single dad.

What's wrong?

- Forget it. - You can tell me.

- What is it? - I spoke to her the day before yesterday.

They're considering whether or not to separate.

They will try for another three months.

Try?

Your generation thinks a wedding is like an iPhone.

It hasn't even been a few years, and they want to switch to a newer model.

You need to think about it. Because you chose your own groom.

Are you sure you can see it through? Radhika, I am telling you at this age--

Relax! Can you relax?

Of course, I will see it through.

Both mine and sis and her husband's.

I don't know about my sister, but I have complete faith in my brother-in-law.

Your brother-in-law…

What are you doing on your phone?

Work.

How was the conference?

Boring.

And your flight?

That was also boring.

There was an old woman sitting next to me.

She was yapping away.

You tell me, what did your publisher say?

When is your book releasing? "Hundred New Ways to End a Marriage."

Have you even read my book to be commenting on it?

No, I haven't.

But I know you pretty well. Your favorite topic is "ending marriages".

What are you doing, baby?

Let me finish this report. I need to send it to sir.

You mean Dad!

I arranged the gift with so much love but you didn't even ask me what it is.

Okay, show me the gift.

It's sitting right there. It's a Ming vase.

Complete Oriental handicraft and the jazz, and you know what?

I got a deal. It only costs seven lakh rupees.

Sorry, Suresh.

What are you doing, baby?

What's wrong?

I bet even Rishabh didn't buy such an expensive gift for his sister-in-law.

Come on, baby! It's a collector's item.

Rishabh's sister-in-law and her husband will remember us all their lives.

- Who will remember us? - Rishabh's sister-in-law and her husband.

- And-- - What is his sister-in-law's name?

Vedika.

Radhika!

You don’t even know her name, and yet you bought her a flowerpot worth seven lakhs!

Don't call it a flowerpot, baby!

That is a vase and you are a bore.

So, is Kabir coming too?

I'm sure his new girlfriend is coming along too.

Mom said I should schedule another appointment at the clinic…

I… I didn't mean to shout.

Fine, we will.

We will make another appointment.

They have turned having a baby into a circus.

But we still have to try, right?

How much longer should we try?

They have turned me into a breeding bull!

The pleasure of having sex is completely gone!

They have turned it into a workout.

Do it at the right time with the right posture and repetitions.

All that's left is for them to send us a trainer,

and if they could, I'm sure they would.

It's Mom's wish--

To hell with her wish!

She just wants something to kill time,

but I'm the one who has to do all the work!

Really? You do all the work?

Mom can't eat a single bite without bringing up the topic.

I can't do this! Order one online!

I found condoms in Anaya's bag today.

- What now? - Rishabh.

How do you want me to react?

She is 18. Should I be happy that she is using condoms

or should I be afraid that she might not use them?

And regardless of whether you find condoms or an atom bomb in her bag,

she will inform me before she uses it. Chill.

I'm just saying.

Do you think Rohan is a good guy?

- Bast… - What?

Is there any father in the world who actually likes their daughter's boyfriend?

What can we do? He is 18. Do you want me to beat him up?

Besides, fighting with Anaya is impossible.

She's Rashmi's daughter after all.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it like that. It just slipped out.

Besides, didn't we decide to give each other three months?

So, just-- I'm sorry.

- Really, bear with me. Sorry. - It's fine. It's okay.

If I mention Rashmi again,

you can also call me by your ex-boyfriend's name.

Charlie, Jackie, etc.

You are unbelievable.

Hello! Thank you!

Hey!

- How are you? - I'm good.

- How are you… - I'm good.

Yes.

The decoration is very nice.

They don't give their son-in-law any importance.

- Rishabh bhaiya! - Oh! Varun!

How are you?

So traditional!

Should we head?

You are a foolish man.

If we were arriving at the same time, we could have traveled together!

Are you crazy, Sardar?

I informed you we were running late.

I didn't know that we'd arrive at the same time!

We wanted to have a romantic drive, Harpreet.

If you guys came with us, we wouldn't have any privacy.

Right, Happy?

I'm just happy that someone is getting some.

Oh, my.

Listen, is Rishabh bhaiya here yet?

And what about Kabir and his new girlfriend?

Are you blind? I just got here!

How would I know?

He used to be such a happy guy. What happened to him?

It's frustration.

Frustration.

Guys!

Kabir!

Kabir is here.

Move.

How are you, rascals?

What's wrong? Why are you staring at me?

Didn't your new girlfriend come with you?

She means… Akshita.

- Sorry, she couldn't make it. - What do you mean she couldn't make it?

You said you would introduce us. Where is she?

She had a choice between meeting you guys and attending a family event.

She thought you guys would be more boring, so she chose that.

Sure.

What do I do? Should I leave?

Yes, you may leave.

- Let's go, guys. - Okay then…

Hey, come back here!

Let's go.

Bloody drama queen!

Your eyes ask me a question

Looking at you has left me breathless

Your body is a work of art

You don't mind it when I touch you

Break it down slowly, girl

Don't break the dance floor With your moves

Break it down slowly, girl

Don't break the dance floor With your moves

Break it down slowly, girl

Your beauty can cause destruction

You sound like you are from Chandigarh

You shine as bright as the moon

Looking at you gets me high

The rumors about you aren't true

Break it down slowly, girl

Don't break the dance floor With your moves

Break it down slowly, girl

What are you looking at?

I was excited to meet this Akshita.

I have never seen Kabir this happy.

No, I think he was happier on the day of his divorce.

Are you okay?

Yes, first-class.

It's just that the automobile industry isn't doing well these days.

There are many who love me I won't give you my heart

There are many who love me I won't give you my heart

Take it easy, boy No one can handle me

Take it easy, boy No one can handle me

Please give me your heart, oh, oh, oh!

Go and pray to God

Give me some love too

Please excuse me

The two of us together are too much

Break it down slowly, girl

Don't break the dance floor With your moves

Break it down slowly, girl

Don't break the dance floor With your moves

Break it down slowly, girl

You know…

these two bet money on it.

This good man said that

if you are going out with someone, she must be a model.

But this damn Sardar. Do you know what he said?

He said, "I bet she is crazy!"

He said that!

What else could I expect from these rascals?

Wait a second, Kabir bhai.

You haven't even shown us a picture of her yet,

and you expect us not to talk about her?

- Show us a picture. - Come on.

Why are you so excited?

Anyway, Rishabh, do we have a separate plan

or do we keep drinking with these old people?

I have an idea. Gather all your things and head to my room.

- We'll chill there. Come on. - Oh, very good.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Open up already!

Guys, there is a bar here. Should we order something to eat?

Order whatever you want.

A cheese platter please, Vartika. I'm starving.

- And some pakoriya. - Okay.

Sounds so cute in Punjabi, doesn't it?

- Hi. - Pakoriya.

- Oh, the room is lovely, Rishabh bhaiya. - Nice.

Hey, the snacks are gonna be here.

So, Sid couldn't make it?

How would he make it?

The poor guy is probably busy with his divorce.

Give me some too.

That's nice.

He’s the one who got caught cheating.

But because he’s your friend, he’s also the "poor guy".

Correct! Wasn't the girl Sid had an affair with only 26 years old?

So, if she was 35 instead of 26,

then the affair would be fine?

That is ridiculous. The girl is an air hostess.

The guy is a pilot.

So what if they decided to fly away together?

Let them fly. It's okay.

Correct.

What do you mean?

Poor Anu! I'm sure she is at her wit's end.

She will be troubled until the settlement is over.

I'm sure she will feel a lot better once she gets half of Sid's property.

Our friend must have lost half of his property too.

Kabir's divorce was different.

There’s a difference between two people not getting along and someone cheating.

My ex didn't really get much of a settlement from me.

Other than child support.

Sid is a commercial pilot and I'm just a cricket coach.

Rhea was worried that my lawyer might ask her for money.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Tell me something, guys.

You all knew that Sid was having an affair with her, right?

How would we know, baby?

It's not like he consulted us before having an affair.

They all knew. Just look at their faces.

Men have a code.

They don't tell anyone about each other's affairs.

- Correct. - You're right.

We knew. But what could we do?

You could have told her, what else?

Told Anu? Why?

Because she is his wife.

Correct.

It is not about hiding or informing her.

Not my gamla, not my phool.

It's his personal matter. He will deal with it.

Baby, what is a gamla?

Tell her.

The thing we are giving the couple as a gift.

- That. - Very funny.

Guys, if Samar ever did anything like that,

I would hold everyone who knew and didn’t tell me responsible.

No matter how small it might be.

Oh, God! Then we will have to spend the whole weekend telling you.

Guys, aren't you ashamed?

A single text message just ended a marriage.

A single text message?

Why? What do you think?

No, I thought it was the affair.

If he had deleted the message, how would she have found out about it?

I see! So, the only mistake your poor Sid made is that

he forgot to delete the message!

No, no, no.

It's Anu's fault.

If Anu hadn't read the message, then no one would have found out.

Stop it, Rishabh.

Who knows what else might have been on Sid's phone?

Or anyone's phone.

I mean… just look at us.

Who knows what anyone's phone holds?

Right?

These days, all phones have passcodes anyway.

Some people don’t even leave their phones with the screen facing up.

They always put it back up.

What do they back up?

Back… up.

You see, back up.

What are you trying to say?

Why are you getting angry?

Isn't your back always up too?

Baby, does your phone have any secrets?

Why don't you find out yourself?

Okay, guys. I have a brilliant idea. Hear me out.

All of us here are either friends or couples, right?

Let's play a game.

We will unlock our phones and place them on this table.

Whoever receives a call, message, or email

can open and read it in front of everyone.

Simple.

Then we will know.

That's a terrible idea.

I think it's a great idea.

Here's my phone. I'm in.

So am I.

What is this childishness, darling?

It's not childish, Malik sahab.

I mean…

unless you're having affairs instead of conferences…

Are you?

No, I'm not.

But if you or anyone else is having an affair, then I don't want to know.

Okay, then. I guess there are no objections.

Besides, the wedding ceremony is in the afternoon tomorrow.

We have the whole night, don't we?

Correct.

Vartika… it's not about hiding things

but there is such a thing as privacy, right?

But shouldn't the ladies be more worried about privacy?

So why do all the phones on the table only belong to the ladies?

There is no gentleman here.

Now that is not true.

Here.

Kabir bhai?

What are you doing?

Come on, man.

Do you think we will discover something about you we don't already know?

Baby! Why are you scaring me?

Okay, fine. Snoop all you want.

The worst you can find in a plastic surgeon's boring phone

are some pictures of women in bikinis.

Before surgery and after surgery.

Here. Do your worst.

Place it there.

Are we seriously doing this?

Why don't we just play antakshari

- if you're so bored? - No.

Okay, why don't we play that game… "dumb charand"?

Play what?

"Dumb charand." The one with the films.

- English down. Hindi up. Punjabi-- - It's not "charand." It's "charad."

- Charades. - Correct.

Baby!

Alright.

I still think it's a stupid game, but…

it's not like I have anything to hide.

Come on, Samar!

It's not like I have anything to hide either.

Here you go.

Back down. Not up.

Fantastic!

Okay, guys. There is only one rule.

No one is allowed to touch their phones or take them anywhere the entire night.

Until the night is over, none of our phones are personal.

They are public property. Capisce?

Yes, ma'am.

My drink is over. I'm going to get another one.

Me too.

What are you making us do?

I'm making you do it? Really?

What am I? Your leader?

But she is your wife, isn't she? Stop her!

Were you able to stop your wife?

Unbelievable. "Baby, baby, baby!"

How do you stand her?

That's just the way she is! You know that!

Rishabh bhaiya, I'm going to leave very soon.

I don't want to play Truth or Dare.

Is there something on your phone?

What?

Do you have something on your phone? Just tell me.

No… obviously not.

Did you get your driving license?

No…

I have an appointment next week. Let's see.

Bhaiya,

it's been two years since the accident…

but I still can't find the time.

Why do you keep blaming yourself?

It's not your fault.

You did nothing wrong.

I mean, you could have lost your life too.

Chin up.

Come on. Cheers.

Go. Sit with them.

I will get the pakoriya for your wife.

Don't be upset, Vartika.

At Anaya's age, every child argues with their parents.

I don't know. She doesn't argue with her dad.

She doesn't even think of me as a friend so…

Anyway, tell me, how is your treatment going?

It's going well. Our gynee is very helpful.

You mean gynec?

Correct.

That's just how she is.

It doesn't matter whether she can or not, she'll speak English.

Well, go ahead. God sees everything.

Okay, Samar.

Let the game begin.

"I need your body, Sam.

I wish you were here, in my bed."

What? Wait.

What is this, Sam?

It's… it's an unknown bloody number.

Just look, there are no previous messages from this number.

- I… - Messages can be deleted, Samar.

Bhabhiji, your pakoriya with mint chutney is here.

Cheese platter and the chicken tikka…

What's wrong? Who died?

This is ridiculous. Naina, I don't know who this is.

She used your pet name, Samar.

How is that my fault?

I have an idea. Why don't you call the number?

He is right.

Call the number, Samar.

Naina, what…

Just call.

- Hello? - Oh, God.

Hello? Miss…

- Who is this? - I am Rihanna.

From Tathya Resorts, Jaipur.

- From right here? - You brought her here?

You--

I received a message from you on my phone.

Sorry? I didn't send you a message.

One moment, sir.

I came to deliver room service

and you asked for my phone… Mr. Rishabh Malik?

Sorry.

Rishabh bhaiya, you are dead!

Who… who is this?

You are no longer my friend!

This guy was so scared.

Baby would have left me!

She wouldn't have left you she would have killed you!

I need your body would turn into I need your dead body!

- Stop it, Rishabh bhaiya. - Go sit next to your baby.

Because baby likes your bass!

Look at her, she is petrified.

What rubbish!

I knew it was a prank.

Of course, Naina!

That is why you downed half a glass of wine in one go.

Want some cheese, baby?

Guys! Kabir is next.

Kabir's phone rang.

No spice, guys. It's my brother.

Answer it. And loudspeaker.

Hello, bhaiya. How are you?

I am good. How was the Sangeet?

Superb, bhaiya.

Everyone is with me

and you're on speaker.

- On speaker? - Sorry.

- Why? - It's nothing. We are just playing a game.

And I just found out that I broke a rule.

Well, anyway, that's fine. Vartika, congrats.

Hi, everyone!

- Hi, bhaiya. - Hello!

Oh, and Kabir, I have spoken to the college in Dehradun.

Remember to call them.

Bhaiya… I don't know if I will go to Dehradun.

But thank you for calling them, I will speak to them.

Okay, it's your decision. Take care.

Bye, everyone!

- Bye, bhaiya. - Bye!

I told you. No spice.

What is the deal with Dehradun?

What deal?

A college there needs a coach.

My contract with the current school has run out.

It ran out? So why didn't they renew it?

It's just the school's policy.

It's a terrible policy.

The guy who won so many tournaments for them, they can't renew his contract?

That is strange.

Don't you agree?

Absolutely, it's a terrible policy. How could they let him go?

Kabir?

Kabir!

Couldn't you have told us?

It's not a crisis. I am just changing jobs. Everyone does it.

I can coach a different team.

Why don't you go private, Kabir bhai?

You're good enough to coach club industry-level players.

Exactly, you can watch a live match and guess what will happen next.

I am terrible at that.

Forget about cricket, what are you good at, Sardar?

What are you laughing at?

Ask me anything about the automobile industry.

If it wasn't for Covid, I would have a Volkswagen chain by now.

The automobile industry…

- isn't doing well these days. - isn't doing well these days.

- What happened? - I… I was just gargling.

Why? Is there a pakora stuck in your throat?

Guys? Anybody need a drink?

God knows why I still don't feel high.

- Kabir, pass me the… - Sardar, do one thing…

The cheese platter isn't here yet.

- My drink… - Where's the cheese platter?

- Hi! - Oh, hey!

- All okay? - Yes.

The heels were starting to hurt so…

changed into something comfy.

Did anyone else's phone ring?

No. Not yet.

Listen, Vartika,

thanks.

For?

Well, for this lovely weekend and…

for everything you did for me.

Don't be silly.

But…

did you tell Samar?

Not yet.

I think I'll do it after I get out of all this…

and he is always so stressed about work, Vartika.

I don't know how to tell him.

No, I get that but…

is there anything on your phone?

About that? No. At least never at this time.

Shit! It's mine.

Let's go.

Let's go.

What happened? Whose phone is it?

Tiger Shroff?

What does he want from your wife?

Tiger Shroff?

Hi, Naina, am I disturbing you?

Not at all, Hrithik, tell me.

Hrithik? But you said it was Tiger?

You have to do chest tomorrow.

- Do whose chest? - You aren't here for two days.

Chest tomorrow and legs the day after.

I wouldn't have called but you gave a month's target.

- So… - Yes, Hrithik, I remember.

Chest tomorrow and legs the day after.

- Cool. Bye. - Bye, Naina.

What's wrong, guys? He is my trainer. Hrithik!

So why did you save Hrithik as Tiger?

If I got a call from Hrithik it would still be surprising, baby.

Besides, he doesn't do what Hrithik does,

he does what Tiger does.

What does he do?

Jumps around.

Yes, and Thai boxing, Taekwondo, and a little bit of Yoga.

This… Tiger… Hrithik… whatever…

what target was he talking about?

Oh, shit…

My surprise is ruined.

Oh, no!

So, some of my friends on the fashion circuit think

that I should get a few pictures taken in my outfits myself

for my next collection.

Nice!

- So I was thinking-- - You want to model?

Correct. Brilliant idea. That's amazing.

Hello? She's his wife. Let him speak.

Okay…

Come on baby, I wanted to surprise you.

By God, look at his face now.

He actually is looking surprised!

Come on, to his surprised face.

- Everybody cheers! - Cheers!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

What's wrong? You could have used a different washroom.

No, I don't need the washroom.

So?

I was really sorry to hear about your job.

The contract ran out, man, it's not like someone died.

No, but I know how hard you work. You coach with passion, you know?

Harpreet,

you have no idea how terrible your acting is.

Just say what you want to say.

Bhai… It's just…

that I am in a bit of trouble.

What kind of trouble?

Don't shout, they are all sitting right outside.

You see…

I am going to receive something on my phone in an hour.

"Something"?

Yes… it might be a goodnight message and probably a picture too.

A picture?

A picture of who and what?

You know… a goodnight picture.

Will you answer me or should I leave?

A… A picture of Komal.

Kom…

Komal Sharma?

The one from your college?

Are you crazy, Sardar?

Please, you're the only one who can help me.

Me? How?

Bhai… you and I have the same phone,

the same make, and model, let's exchange phones.

What?

Are you insane?

And even if we do exchange phones

you will still get the picture and the message!

But nobody here knows her. They don't even know her name.

You anyway came here alone, right?

So what if I came alone?

Everyone knows my girlfriend's name is Akshita.

No matter how hot Komal is,

why would she send me pictures?

Forget about me, why is she still sending you pictures?

She shouldn't be sending them, paaji. I made a mistake.

Any girl could send you messages, you have always been a chicken magnet…

A chick magnet! No one will suspect anything.

I came here with my wife, I will be in a lot of trouble.

Very good!

A guy whose ex sends him dirty pictures…

his wife should know that he doesn't love her.

It's your problem, not mine. Deal with it yourself.

Paaji…

What kind of a friendship is this?

This damn Malti madam…

What madam?

Malti. She is the associate VP of our company.

She keeps giving baby work whenever she feels like it.

You work under Malti madam?

Please don't pick up, dear.

No, no…

Vartika made it a rule. If you don't pick up

- then this game is over. - No.

- Yes, game over. - No, I will pick up.

- But… - Hey, calm down!

Calm down. I will answer it.

Hello? Malti madam?

Hello, Samar. The presentation that you…

Yes, I will send it at night.

Sorry, my… laptop was misbehaving.

Send it before tomorrow morning. Got it?

Yes, alright.

Is she allowed to talk to you like that?

I mean… the company belongs to Naina's dad

and Samar will run it someday.

So why is she ordering you around?

- Is that okay? - Why, Happy?

She is Samar's senior. She is just doing her job.

Forget it, she knows nothing about work ethic.

Correct.

I don't understand most of the ethics in this city.

I only had two reasons for staying back in Delhi.

- Naina and Vartika. - Thank you.

Without the two of you, I would have told him long back,

"Let's go back to the pind."

How sweet.

Pind. Pakoriya.

Well, I am an author so I won't turn down any credit.

So, thank you.

It's my friend Sandhya!

Wait a minute.

Hello? Sandhya?

What are you doing, Happy Kaur?

You didn't give me any gossip about your society

or your mother-in-law today.

Are you feeling okay?

I told you, didn't I? I came to Jaipur for a wedding.

Oh, right! Aren't they related to that hot doctor

who comes to meet Harpreet?

He… Yes, the one who is like my brother!

Like your brother?

- Brother? - You know what, Sandhya?

I will talk to you later.

Come on, just two minutes.

I will go to bed once I put Rinku to sleep.

Then you can go back to your rich friend circle.

They get married in six months.

- But can't stay married for another six. - Sandhya, look…

- right now… - Anyway, listen…

- How is your Miss London doing? - Miss London, who?

Your… Your voice is cracking.

- Your signal is faulty. - The doctor's wife!

What do you call her? The low-budget Shakespeare.

- Sandhya… - That's right!

- what nonsense are you spewing? - You know, the one who says she is writing

but does nothing for years.

Sandhya!

- Are you… drink-dial? - What?

- Are you drunk? - No, man. Today is Thursday.

And that reminds me, how is that alcoholic?

That walking brand endorsement. What was her name… Naina!

Sandhya, I am running out of battery, I will put my phone on--

I am sure she must be decked out from head to toe.

Shrieking, "Daddy, daddy. Baby, baby," Everywhere she goes.

You remember your birthday when she spent the whole night

walking around with a single Chicken Tikka on her plate?

"Oh, I need to lose three kgs."

I swear to God your friends are so…

Well, forget about all that. Tell me more about the doctor.

Tell me about your George Clooney!

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Maybe her boring husband is back.

Boring husband!

Boring husband!

Now we get it.

This is why madam didn't want to go back to Amritsar.

Because Naina and I are your entertainment, right?

Sorry.

Clearly, and it looks like we keep you very entertained, right, Harpreet?

But… I think that's a cute title. Walking brand endorsement.

- I like it. - Sorry, sorry, sorry…

Actually, Sandhya gets way too comfortable in the evening.

And then she starts speaking nonsense and making me talk.

I didn't tell her these…

Nobody is judging you, Happy, relax.

Bhabhiji, by the way… when is Raksha Bandhan?

Raksha Bandhan, oh, damn!

Sorry…

Sorry…

Guys! Vartika, answer it.

- Papa. - Oh.

- Hi, Papa! - Yes, Vartika, did you eat?

No, we were just about to order it.

Good. Oh and my child, your publisher called.

That Benjamin, he said he wants to publish next month.

Yeah, yeah, I spoke to him.

That's amazing!

So now that you have decided to get an apartment in London,

we can go select one next week.

- Okay? - Yes!

Let's get done with these wedding celebrations first.

And besides,

we were waiting on a response from Anaya's Sussex application.

And then we can…

Papa, don't take stress, okay?

Tomorrow is the biggest day of Radhika's life.

And I want you to focus on that.

We will talk about this later.

- Alright, my child. Goodnight. - I love you.

Wow, guys. Congratulations.

You didn't tell us that you were buying an apartment in London?

I just found out, I mean… We just decided it.

We still need to check out apartments.

Right, dear?

- Congratulations on the book, Vartika! - Thank you.

Unbelievable, right, Happy?

I thought Vartika says she is writing but does nothing for years.

Oh, very funny.

So guys, as you heard

my beautiful and gorgeous better half is about to publish her next novel.

This is a moment that should be celebrated.

We should celebrate Vartika!

Life has given us this moment.

Who knows what might happen tomorrow?

Guys, please take your partner's hand and step onto the floor for a few minutes.

And Kabir, you…

will dance with everyone's wives one by one.

You're a lucky man!

My lucky day!

I thought we decided that we would try for another three months.

But you have already made up your mind.

You may look away from my heart but

Please don't drive me away from you

It took a lot of effort To get close to you

Please don't drive me away from you

You may look away from my heart but

Please don't drive me away from you

It took a lot of effort To get close to you

Please don't drive me away from you

You may look away from my heart but

You may look away from my heart but

Please don't drive me away from you

My heart is beating

My heart is beating Ever since I met you

Please don't drive me away from you

It took a lot of effort To get close to you

Please don't drive me away from you

I listen to your sweet words

Read the words on my heart I have written them as letters

God gave this Romeo a cruel fate

I can only breathe when she is with me

God gave this Romeo a cruel fate

I can only breathe when she is with me

I will make it up to you Every time you are upset with me

I will love you No matter what the cost

My heart is beating

My heart is beating Ever since I met you

Please don't drive me away from you

It took a lot of effort To get close to you

Please don't drive me away from you

Please don't…

Drive me away from you

Please don't…

Drive me away from you

So, I am just saying…

I mean, I don't know which of the…

- Thank you. - Tell me, Vartika.

How do you manage to live with such a romantic guy

and write about difficult marriages?

Baby, we are just as romantic as them.

Is that so…

Naina, he is talking about romance…

not lust.

- Kabir! - Oh, God…

He actually has a point. Why don't you guys get a room?

- We have one. - We are tired of your PDA!

Hey! Don't think I am not watching, Kabir.

- No, I was just… - Keep it down.

Besides, what could a single man like me receive?

If you're single then whose girlfriend is Akshita?

Harpreet's?

No, she is my girlfriend. But it's not like everyone knows.

You guys are the only ones who know.

Hey, what does it say?

Yes, let's check what it says.

It's probably someone wishing me goodnight.

Or a single woman who thinks I am single might be sending me pics.

Oh, look.

There is no picture here.

- There isn't? - No.

It's just a boring voice message.

It was sent by Ricky Ahuja.

Who is this Ricky Ahuja?

It doesn't matter. Just play it.

Should I?

Why are you asking him? Just play it.

How are you, Bhai sahab?

I just wanted to remind you to pay me 35 Lakhs by the day after tomorrow.

You see, it's a big amount and the next match series is starting soon.

So we can't keep such a big debt.

I know the last match that you lost money on was just bad luck.

But satta is satta after all.

Baby, what is satta?

- Betting. - Please send it, paaji.

Thank you.

Really, Kabir, you gamble?

Kabir bhai, betting?

Yes, just a little…

A little? Is 35 Lakhs a small amount?

By looking at you I could never have guessed that you were a gambler.

I agree, Happy, can you look at a pig's face

and guess what they have been up to?

Tell me, seriously, do you have 35 lakhs to pay this guy?

- Do I? - Why do you keep asking him?

Yes, I do. This is a regular thing.

Now I get how you know what will happen in a live match.

Right, Harpreet?

Look! It rang again!

Oh, come on. Give me that, Kabir.

Oh, my…

Kabir bhai! Naughty boy!

Rishabh bhaiya, it's a picture from some Komal from a naughty angle!

No matter what angle you take, these are definitely real.

We were worried that you were having a rough time

but it looks like your life is going very smoothly!

Wow, Kabir!

Not bad at all!

- Show me. - Why do you want to see it?

Because everyone is looking at it.

If everyone jumps off a cliff will you do it too?

Wow! If Akshita sees this won't you be in a lot of trouble?

Who is this half-naked woman?

She is… a teacher in my school.

The way she says goodnight is…

She is a teacher?

Take a look. Look at this.

- What is this? Delete it immediately! - Enough!

I told you, the youth is in trouble.

Forget about the youth! The teachers are doing great! Kabir bhai?

That's enough, guys.

Why are you so bothered?

Just look at his life!

Thirty-five Lakhs in debt but your nights are always amazing!

Have you ever received anything like that, Sardar?

How could he, bhaiya?

- He's a small spark plug. - Baby…

Baby!

- So mean. - Oh, well.

- It rang again! - Whose phone is it?

I don't know, man…

It's yours.

Your phone rang.

Oh! It was my phone.

I will check it.

- Did you change your ringtone? - Why?

Should I give you an application before I do?

It's from someone named Akash Varma.

He asked, "How are you?"

I see, it's that Akash Varma…

Who?

Who is he?

You know, our friend Akash Varma?

Oh, maybe you don't know him.

Akash Varma… works in the Honda dealership.

That Akash Varma.

Why is he asking "How are you?" so late in the night?

Are you sick?

That's…

because we had a disagreement yesterday.

We had a meeting between agents…

So we might have exchanged a few words.

He… He probably just wants to apologize.

That's sweet. So that is why he is asking you,

- "How are you?" - "How are you?"

- Right? - Tell him you're fine.

Should I tell him that?

Why are you asking him?

He asks you and you ask him? Are you both married?

Just type it.

I don't think it's important.

I mean, you had a fight after all.

Yeah.

Yeah, but if someone's being nice

you can at least say, "I am fine."

Correct.

If someone is trying to make peace then why would you act pricey?

Just type. "It's K. Smiley." Do it.

- No… No… I don't think I should. - Bury the hatchet. Just type it.

Well, I mean…

It's not a big deal. I will just type it.

I will just do it.

Go ahead.

Here. It's done.

It's him again. Now he says, "Where are you?"

Does he want to come all the way to Jaipur to apologize?

Now this guy is starting to disturb us.

You should reply, "DND."

Yeah!

- Just type it. - Type it.

- Type it. - Do it.

- Do it. - Type it.

Just say you are at a friend's wedding in Jaipur.

And be done with it. Type it.

- Type it. - Yes, go ahead.

Go ahead, type it…

What is all this nonsense? Type it, type it.

Why would he? I don't want him to write that!

You don't want him to write it?

I mean… I don't want… all of us…

to be so dependent on our phones, guys!

Everyone these days spends their lives looking down at their phones.

- What is this gulaami? - Baby, what is gulaami?

Slavery!

Why does Harpreet need to reply immediately?

Someone asked a question and Harpreet read the message.

We all read it!

We are enjoying the game

but you want Harpreet to drop everything and send him a reply?

Why would Harpreet reply? Why would he?

He won't, paaji.

Harpreet won't reply.

Wow, Kabir.

That was deep.

What's wrong with him?

He lost 35 lakhs. He's out of his mind.

Kabir bhai, your glass is empty.

Come, I will get you a chilled beer.

- Varun. - Varun, who?

Whose wedding we're attending with our flowerpot, baby.

Oh, yeah!

Loudspeaker.

Yes, Varun, tell me.

Bhaiya… Rishabh bhaiya… Where are you?

Are you in your room?

Yes, I am. Tell me.

I am coming to meet you. I need to speak to you.

No, kid, I have some friends with me.

- I will come to your room, okay? - Okay, bhaiya!

- Okay, dear. - That is so sweet of you, bhaiya!

- Okay, kid. - I only want to talk to you…

- Only you! Love you-- - That's enough, kid. Enough.

- Okay. - I will go and meet him.

- Should I come too? - No, I will handle it, darling.

Wait, wait.

You have to leave this here.

You can't be serious.

Rules are rules.

- We agree. - We agree.

Alright.

Isn't Varun a bit too drunk?

Rishabh bhaiya will handle it.

I… don't know if you know this, Vartika, but…

he was actually my older brother's friend.

When he passed away…

I was a mess.

You know, baby…

Rishabh bhaiya never let me feel like I didn't have an older brother.

He is the first plastic surgeon who can even fix hearts.

- Correct. - Rishabh!

- Rishabh. - Cheers.

It's true, Vartika, you're very lucky to have such a husband.

You mean, George Clooney?

Please! I am sorry…

Oh! Rishabh.

He got an email.

Let's see…

Okay.

What happened?

What's wrong? Show us.

- Show. - Let me see that.

Baby, what is it?

Rishabh has received…

an email from an elite escort agency in Mumbai.

Asking for a review of the services provided.

When he was in Mumbai a few days back…

he hired an escort.

What does an "escort" mean?

Where are you, guys?

Hello?

Where are you all?

Oh, so you're sitting here?

Kids these days

are so stressed by the word "marriage," my God.

I went to Varun's room and his whole body was covered in rash.

He asked me, "Bhaiya, will I be happy after I get married?"

I said, "There is no such thing as happiness.

If you don't kill each other by the end of your life,

then it is a successful marriage."

He started laughing and I told him to take a seat

then I gave him B-Tex ointment and told him to apply it on the rash.

Now he is sleeping.

Did I do well, darling?

What's wrong? Who died?

Why are you all so quiet because of this?

So do you want us to party?

This is not what it looks like.

Then what is it? Tell us.

Last month when there was a get-together

at that Pharma company in Delhi,

Dr. Malhotra attended it.

You know… the skin specialist.

You consulted him for your boil.

Samar knows about it.

No… I don't…

You don't?

How would I know Malhotra?

- Did I mention Malhotra? - Yes, you just did.

I was talking about his boil!

Oh, yeah, I know about that.

Correct, I know about that too.

Yes, so why don't you tell them where I got it?

- Forget about the boil! - Exactly.

At that get-together, Malhotra had a lady with him.

He told us she was an escort from Mumbai.

Then Malhotra said she wanted a consultation for plastic surgery.

You know… probably for her job.

So?

So…

It's not like I could have performed plastic surgery on her

at the get-together.

That is why she gave me her contact number and her agency's card.

Get to the point, Rishabh.

The point is that I wasn't interested!

I forgot the card that she gave me in my pocket.

Coincidentally, you packed that blazer in my bag for this trip.

So are you saying it's my fault?

Did I say it's your fault?

No, did I say it's your fault?

I found that card in Mumbai and I thought I should call her.

Maybe it was written in her fate.

What?

Consultation, darling. Consultation.

You got a mail!

On your personal email ID.

Yes, because I called her.

But her phone was switched off.

And then?

And then I went to the website and saw a picture of this lady.

So, I… mailed them.

And then I met her for a coffee…

And I would not lie! I met her!

And then she got the consultation

and she paid in cash and she left.

And that's it.

Come on, guys.

It's so simple.

Samar, make me a drink.

- Yes, bhaiya. - Wait a minute.

- Call her. - Who?

That lady.

I forgot her card in the hotel.

Samar, go make me a drink.

Wait a minute.

You said you called her, right?

So you will find her number in your call history.

- No, I won't. - Why?

Because I… made the call from the hotel.

Not from my phone.

Samar, please make me a drink.

Wait a minute.

Call Malhotra.

- Who? - Malhotra?

Skin specialist?

The one who treated Harpreet's boil.

And I will go to hell for it.

Do you think it is right to call him so late at night?

He won't pick up, right?

Drop him a message. He can respond by tomorrow morning.

- Correct. - Correct.

Malhotra, I am sorry for messaging you so late at night.

Please call me back whenever you are free.

Sent it.

Bhaiya, should I make you a drink?

No need, bhai, I will do it myself.

But what was the surgery that she wanted?

Mammoplasty.

What is that?

To change oranges into watermelons…

Oh, God, this Malti…

Hey, why did you cut it?

Because we can't let her ruin the night, baby.

Oh! That means the game is over. Finished.

- Right, Vartika? - The game is not over!

It's Malti, she will call back. We can answer it then. Sit down.

Take a seat. Sit.

For now, let's change the mood a little bit?

Let's all go outside and click some pictures together, what say?

- Yes, correct. - Let's go.

Everyone other than me will leave their phones here.

Come on, Vartika. Come…

Let's go.

Stressed?

How do you know?

Itching.

Should I get B-Tex or Itch Guard?

Sapat Lotion will be enough.

You rascal… come on!

What are you doing?

I am switching them back.

So that your friend Akash Varma starts messaging me now?

How many drinks have you had?

I don't remember. How many have you had?

- Okay guys, ready? - Yes.

- Yeah! - Squeeze!

- Squeeze! - Happy, come in a little.

- Yes. - Give me that, I will click it.

Guys, scooch in.

A notification! What does it say?

- What is it? - It's a notification from a car app.

And it says that your car has been static

in the same location for ten hours.

Car number seven…

Car number 7500?

Location… Tathya Resorts, Jaipur?

Are you tracking my car's GPS?

Are you doubting me?

- Baby, you're misunderstanding. - Am I?

- Guys let's go inside. - No, guys! Wait over here. Wait, bhaiya.

Tell me, what does this mean?

So this is what you do in your boutique all day?

- Checking up on my location? - Samar! Samar!

Samar, relax.

What, man! It's just GPS.

- She must have done it for your safety. - Rishabh bhaiya, please.

Naina can speak for herself.

Go ahead.

Baby, I did it for all the cars… I mean, after the accident…

After the accident? Really?

I will delete it, dear. It's not important.

If it's not important then why do you have it, Naina?

What do you use it for?

Tell me, where was my car?

Show me. Show me!

Nowhere. Never.

Home to office and then back home. That's it.

You check it, don't you?

Do you check it every day? Every two days?

- Tell me! - Forget it, Samar.

There was no misunderstanding,

so why are you upset?

What do you mean?

I don't spend every day in one office like you do, Harpreet!

I have meetings in clubs and hotels. It's so easy to misunderstand.

What do you mean like me? Do you think my job is easy?

It's not like my father-in-law has a company worth crores of rupees.

My father-in-law just owns the company, understand?

My salary is what I deserve.

I grind hard…

- I don't sit idle like you-- - Hey, get lost!

Hey! Hey! Stop it.

What is wrong with you guys?

Naina, it's his car, what is your tracker doing there?

And what is wrong with you, Sardar?

Why do you get angry at everything?

Hey! Let's go inside. Come on!

I am so sorry…

By the way, how's your beard so dark?

I use dye, paaji.

You should keep smiling, man.

I will go serve the food.

Yes, Vartika, we should eat. It's getting late.

Give, I will open it.

It's okay, I will do it.

I have already sent Malhotra the message.

We will know by tomorrow.

Will you be happy then?

It doesn't matter.

You will get out of this situation too.

Just like you do with every situation.

You're right, it doesn't matter.

You have already ended our relationship.

I ended it? Why?

Because I acted upon it?

Will delaying everything like you do make this relationship work?

You got an email from an escort

and you delayed it by making her Dr. Malhotra's client.

You missed my book launch.

Anaya has her board exams this year.

She has a foreign trip two years later.

Oh! Anaya is 18 now!

Now she needs to apply to a university!

Rishabh, your excuses delayed me becoming a mother.

For the whole world,

Rishabh Malik, so jovial, so loving, so caring…

Who ended the relationship?

I did.

Who is the evil one? Vartika.

Vartika!

Come, let's play the game.

Who is it from?

What is it?

I think it's a message in Spanish.

It just says,

Te extraño de menos bebiendo un martini espresso en la playa. -André.

What does that mean?

It means that I am sitting alone at the beach

drinking an espresso martini. I am missing you. -André.

Who is this André?

He sounds like a Spanish poet.

And he misses you too.

It's nothing like that.

Remember when I went to Barcelona with Happy and Naina for my last birthday?

They were offering a bartending course

and since I was bored I signed up for it.

So there was a 60-something bartender there named André.

He used to make fun of me because

I never learned how to make it till the end of the course.

He was teaching someone that so I guess he thought of me.

That old uncle?

The one whose daughter became friends with Naina?

- Was his name André? I thought-- - Yeah, yeah.

André Fernando, I think.

Please say hi to him for me too.

- He is a very dedicated teacher. - What do you mean?

I mean, he teaches so many people every day

but he still remembers each and every guest.

He is so dedicated.

My phone is right here. You can call him.

Why would I do that? No, it's fine. Keep it.

Sardar, pass me the dal.

I will pass it.

It's the same guy from Honda.

Just a minute.

He says, "Where are you? Answer me right now!"

What does he want so late at night?

I think it's better not to reply, right?

Yeah, forget it.

Yeah.

It's Anaya. It's a missed call.

I will just call her back.

She is calling me.

- Yes, my child? - Hey, Dad.

I hope I am not disturbing you.

No, child, we were just having dinner. Tell me.

Dad, it's…

Actually, we were all over at Rohan's house.

And just a while back he…

Okay, how do I say this?

He said that we should let everyone else leave but I should stay back…

at his house.

I know this might be odd for you,

I was thinking about talking to Vartika first but then…

But then?

Dad, I am unable to share anything with her.

Rather do it with my only parent.

This morning, she…

Forget it.

Dad, I like Rohan.

He takes good care of me.

I don't want to upset him.

But… I didn't know what to do so I called you.

Good. You did the right thing.

Now, how do I start this…

Okay, let me try.

I think tonight you are in the same situation that I was in once.

Do you remember when you were 14 years old?

And you ran towards me saying, "Dad, Dad…

I know you're in love but promise me.

I will be your only child. Promise me, Dad. Promise me."

On that day, I didn't tell you the difference between right and wrong.

And I won't do that today either.

Because life teaches you the difference between right and wrong.

All I want to say is…

We only cherish the memories that have no regrets.

If you believe that you are creating a happy memory with Rohan…

which will give you happiness your whole life.

Then there is no need to think about it any further.

Everything is okay.

But if you are only making the decision to make someone else happy

or if you are under any sort of pressure

or to try to be cool…

then there is a problem.

Because whenever you think about it you will regret it.

And, yes…

our first time…

is very special.

It means something.

So make sure you know that you have time before you do this.

And your dad…

He is always with you.

Okay, my child?

- I love you. - I love you, Dad.

Love you, dear.

You did good.

That has to be the best thing that I have heard

any father say to his daughter. Best.

Okay, I will just make another drink of mine.

My dad used to say…

A daughter is the soul of a father.

If you want to understand a father's character

then just notice how often their daughter smiles.

Oh, killer.

And yet, from movie songs to divorce custodies…

mothers are still the hot favorite.

For me, my dad is my everything.

I mean, baby is too.

But he was my everything before my baby.

Malti tried to be my mom.

But I didn't allow it.

What?

Wh… When did that happen? Why didn't you tell me?

We have never spoken about Malti in that sense. So it never came up.

Anyway,

to Rishabh.

- To all Daddies! - To all Daddies!

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Cheers!

Happy! Let's make Rishabh read it.

- Come on, Rishabh. - Why?

Okay. Guys, it's an email.

It's from Dew Drop fertility center.

And it says that…

The sperm…

What?

Bhabhiji, you read it.

What is it?

What is it?

- What is this? - Will you tell us what happened?

Happy, I asked you what is this.

What do you mean by "What is this?" Show me that.

One second. I will tell you. I will tell you guys.

Bhabhiji described a healthy sperm's profile

and asked the clinic if it was available.

Now they have found some matching profiles and…

It's nothing.

It's just nothing.

It's nothing?

It's nothing?

This might be nothing for you rich people!

Women don't do that where I am from!

- It's not about rich or poor-- - You shut up!

What were you doing?

Cheating on me?

What were you looking for, Happy? Someone else's sperm?

Do you think I am impotent?

And what is this description?

Thick hair, wheatish complexion, and average IQ.

Do you have a problem with finding a sperm donor or the description?

- I am going to… - Hey! Hey! That's enough.

Stop it! Why do you both fight about everything?

- Stop it now. - Sit down, baby.

Harpreet.

Harpreet! Please calm down.

Calm down?

Are you all insane?

She wanted me to raise someone else's child!

I did everything for you.

I didn't even know you.

I never met you. Nor did I ever see you.

My dad said, "I want a daughter-in-law from Amritsar."

But nobody asked Harpreet what he wanted.

And we got married.

But I didn't allow her to be uncomfortable for even a single second.

And then Mom said, "I want a grandson."

I am so tired of visiting doctors constantly.

If Mom said anything to her then I would defend her.

What did I do wrong?

Tell me what I did wrong!

Unbelievable!

You shouldn't have hidden your report.

You shouldn't have hidden your report, Singh sahab.

Happy, listen to me…

Why don't you try listening to me for once?

You keep shutting me up all the time.

Just listen.

It's been six months since I read the report you hid.

Every day I used to think,

he will tell me today, he will do it tomorrow, maybe the day after…

"Listen Happy,

I have a low sperm count.

Why are we going through all this trouble?"

But no…

Instead, you just dragged me from clinic to clinic

and kept feeding me medicines like I was ill.

Like… Like I was the one lacking…

You didn't see me before we got married.

We never met.

Correct.

Did I meet you?

Did I know you before we got married?

What if I liked someone else?

Have you ever thought about that?

Singh sahab, I lived under your roof

waiting for you to love me for the last six years.

I learned how to speak in English like Vartika.

I learned how to dress up like Naina.

Because I heard from your relatives that Harpreet Singh

had a solid love affair with a girl from GK.

And so…

with a smile on my face…

I tried my best

to be just as amazing as that love affair.

So that you would just look at me once.

But you didn't.

And so I must have gotten tired one day.

I must have been hurt by something Mom said

when you weren't there to defend me.

I was scared…

So I thought this was the last option.

I wouldn't disappoint my mother-in-law nor would I hurt my husband's ego.

Forget it.

What was I thinking?

But look…

I made a mistake again.

Sorry.

It's yours, Harpreet.

It's the same guy…

The one from Honda. It's a voice message.

I won't disturb you if it's so difficult to send me a reply.

But if you remain scared of yourself

then you will never be happy.

You will spend your whole life suffering

from the fact that you love men, not women.

You have spent the last six years wondering how to tell the world.

How long will that last, baby?

Dude, you…

were with Akash?

This is your lost love?

This?

Happy, listen to me. This Akash is crazy.

I… I… I mean…

Akash is gay.

You… You know how every gay thinks everyone is gay?

No, no, that is not true. But this guy thinks that!

Ever since I fought with him the other day, he has been after me.

He said that he has known for six years that you…

- That I what? - That you are gay.

I am not gay! Come on!

Okay, okay, just… Just look at me.

Every second, every minute,

think about every moment we have ever had.

Do you think I am gay?

- Then why did he say that? - Because he is crazy!

I swear on Mom. I… I am… I am straight.

I am so straight, you have no idea!

Let me read it.

Hey, listen, I might have said too much in my anger.

I miss your kisses.

Call back when you can.

You killed your own mother!

You lied while swearing on your mother, Harpreet Singh Sandhu!

Do you have no shame?

I went crazy wondering why you couldn't get over your love.

How could I have known that I don't have what you want?

Oh, God… You have destroyed my life!

- Happy, listen to me… - Your Happy is dead!

Go, take the guy who can't forget your kisses home with you.

Bhabhiji, listen…

Hey, watch where you're standing!

Please help me, man.

Let me help her first!

Please, please, explain this to her.

I don't think you understand the situation.

If you are gay then you need to explain it to her.

- Oh, God… - Bhabhiji?

- Bhabhiji, just relax. Please. - My husband is gay.

My husband is gay!

- How can I calm down? - Okay…

- Relax… - But he is gay.

- I know. I know… - You know?

Why didn't you tell me?

No, I didn't know… I… Do one thing.

Here. Drink some water.

Drinking water won't turn him straight! He will still be gay!

And he is a cheater too!

According to the definition, he is not a cheater.

He didn't sleep with a girl. He slept with a guy. I mean…

Is that the definition?

Akash Honda is my husband's second wife!

That is the definition!

Oh, God…

Forget about water.

Here. Drink alcohol.

I will definitely think of a solution.

Solution? What solution?

There is a man out there who can't forget my man's kisses!

Your bloody game has changed my whole life in one night

and you want to give me a solution?

Tell me, what should I do? Go home? Die?

Give me a solution! Tell me!

You don't have a solution, do you? Then please get lost!

Please just leave me alone for a bit.

Okay.

I have had enough of these rich people's wine…

Vartika.

Can we stop this bloody game now?

How much more trouble do you want to cause?

- You know what-- - What are you getting worked up at me for?

All I did was propose the game.

I can't be held responsible for what is going on in people's lives.

That's not the point, Vartika.

Then what is?

Everyone knew the rules of the game from the start.

You are having fun, right? You seem to be enjoying yourself?

What are you getting mad at her for?

You want us to stop the game now that your secrets are out?

Get lost, man. Stop getting in my face.

- I don't share your fetish. - Hey, stop that!

Bhaiya, I am sure he didn't find out today.

We grew up together. He was my batchmate.

What are you trying to say?

That if he was gay, then he should have told me!

He should have told you and Kabir bhai!

Sorry… but why?

Look, I don't have a problem with anyone being gay.

You don't?

Interesting, Samar.

We were both on the cricket team.

We shared a dressing room and a shower, and we still do!

I put his ass on the horse when he was getting married.

Stop it.

And I am sorry, Kabir bhai,

if you think I am being harsh here, but I deserve to know!

And it was his responsibility to tell me. To tell all of us!

Fine, I didn't tell you.

Do you think you are Brad Pitt for me to want you? Go to hell!

- I will break your face, you fag… - Babe!

You are a fag… and you are calling me one?

Have you lost your mind?

You are spewing this hate, and you call yourself a friend?

A friend?

Are we even friends?

Our phones tell a different tale.

Then stop looking at each other's phones!

Stop it!

Will that change the truth?

And Mother Teresa has spoken.

The truth!

Truth, truth…

Who hasn't had enough?

Who still wants to keep playing this horrible game?

Tell me! Say it!

Obviously, you want to play the game.

Keep playing.

Happy, just listen to me…

It's Gautam.

He arranges imported goods for us.

But he never calls so late at night.

How are you, bro? All good?

Yes, Gautam. All good.

Listen, I am a bit busy I will talk to you later.

No, I won't be able to, sir, because I am in transit.

I am going to London.

I landed in Dubai so I wanted to ask you…

Did your wife like the neckpiece?

I got it flown in from Italy just for her.

Was our neckpiece a hot discussion at the wedding? Tell me.

Yes, everyone loved it.

Listen, I will call you back later. Bye.

I ordered a necklace for the wedding so…

So why didn't you give it to me?

I thought that I would surprise you with it.

Then where is it?

It's so stupid, I forgot it at the office in a hurry.

You ordered it urgently for the wedding from Italy.

And then you forgot it in the office?

It's hardly a big deal,

I will tell the driver to fetch it from Delhi tomorrow morning…

You will have it before the wedding rituals begin.

Malti.

Voice message.

She gives me work at odd times. Just ignore her, please.

Let's play it, Samar.

- Let's hear it. - Don't be silly.

Baby, it's 03:45 a.m. and she will give me work…

Let's hear it. We will know what the work is.

Naina, just give me my phone.

- Why, Samar? Let's hear it. - Naina, give me my phone.

Don't be silly.

Shall we play?

It looks like you're busy, Sam.

When you called me Malti madam

I knew that you were with your bimbo.

But not a single message or call the whole night?

Just because you gave me a necklace do you think I will let you go?

Video call me when you can.

I want you to see the necklace on me.

Only the necklace.

Okay?

From home to the office and back.

The GPS was telling the truth.

You take off your clothes in the office every day.

I failed to understand.

You lying cheat!

My entire childhood this witch kept dreaming about being my mother

and you cheated on me with her?

Video call her.

- Do it! - Naina,

- Naina. - Give the phone to me.

- Naina, leave it. Naina… Naina, leave it. - Give the phone. Give me. Give…

You bloody parasite, Samar Tanvar!

You scum!

I should never have rescued you from that sewer you were born in.

Naina!

Naina? Naina…

Naina? Naina!

Baby, please open the door! Baby.

Keep your bloody self away from me, Samar!

Naina, just listen to me, please!

Get out of here or I will do something! Go!

Please just once…

Just go!

What happened to Naina?

Are you gay too?

Hey…

I am gay.

And I was fired from the school.

They found out…

and they thought being gay was not good for an all-boys school.

This idiot exchanged phones with me.

So then, Komal…

She's the girl from GK.

The one Happy heard about.

So you…

couldn't have told me either?

When would I tell you?

Before Under-16?

During Under-19?

Or during the Delhi trials selection?

When the gentleman's game is your everything…

then when is the right time to tell people, Rishabh?

Harpreet was gay for half an hour.

And his life fell apart.

The disgust…

The hate…

It doesn't let you tell anyone.

It doesn't let you say…

that you are a fag…

Right, Samar?

Fag…?

It was…

a relief when my wife understood.

And she somehow explained it to Ruhi too.

I used to live with the fear…

that my own daughter might start hating me.

You gave a good speech, Samar.

But you need to change the way you think.

Because even after having lived for so long…

we are still stuck in our thinking.

Even my ten-year-old daughter is more open-minded.

Bhabhiji, careful, you might fall.

It's impossible for anyone in this room to fall any lower.

There was a time

When you belonged to someone else

You left the shade

And entered the harsh sunlight

There was a time

When you belonged to someone else

You left the shade

And entered the harsh sunlight

Don't leave me alone Without my beating heart

Stay with me our whole lives

Let's not lose each other

ROCKY23 "YOU'RE VERY HOT, MADAM…

YOUR HUSBAND IS VERY LUCKY…"

Come with me, my love

Why are you sitting there Alone and crying?

Don't talk about anyone else

Don't belong to someone else

Don't belong to someone else

I loved Komal a lot.

When I lost her…

it broke me on the inside.

But men aren't allowed to cry.

So I thought,

since I couldn't make myself happy

I could make everyone else happy.

Then when I got the doctor's report I found out that

I couldn't make anyone happy.

A few months ago, Komal came to the showroom with her husband.

Then she started our old game.

The one where she says goodnight.

I have never even replied to her.

But I didn't stop her either.

I don't know…

what satisfaction I was getting from that goodnight.

When you give your heart away All you get is pain

When two eyes meet All you get are tears

When you give your heart away All you get is pain

When two eyes meet All you get are tears

The world is made of stone Neither of us could understand it

- When you give your heart away - Come with me, my love

When you give your heart away All you get is pain

When two eyes meet All you get are tears

Don't belong to someone else

You broke the heart of the girl you loved more than anyone else.

Why?

I hadn't even met Naina back when this began.

Samar? Samar?

Is this what you call a pitch? Am I going to sell our brand like this?

Malti was my boss.

She asked for exactly what she wanted.

And I got projects and promotions in return.

And the day I met Naina, everything changed.

I fell in love.

We got married.

I have told Malti every day that I want nothing to do with her.

But she said she would ruin my career and my marriage. Both.

I was scared, bhaiya.

You're such a fool.

You could have told your wife the truth.

Maybe she would have understood.

No, she would not have.

She has been depressed since the accident.

She thinks I don't know but…

Samar! Naina went somewhere alone.

What?

What?

Why did you leave her alone?

I was making lemon juice for her. I… I didn't…

You wait here. We will go check.

Naina!

Listen to me!

Naina, please listen to me!

- Samar! - Naina, just listen to me!

Samar, wait!

Samar, stop!

Samar! Samar, Samar…

Rishabh!

- What happened? - He went down.

- But his wife went up. - So?

So you go down and bring him up and I will go up to bring her down.

Come on!

I didn't tell you to crash into me!

- I was going down. - Okay, wait, let me go first.

Go.

Samar!

She went up.

Naina!

Naina, are you out of your mind?

- Naina. - Go away, Rishabh.

Don't come forward or I will jump.

Oh, shit!

Naina, just talk to Samar once, please…

Rishabh, if you take one more step you will regret it.

Naina, I beg you to stop.

Please, dear,

I am the one who did something wrong, don't punish yourself for it.

Then who should I punish, Samar? You?

And what if I do?

You will just remind me of my mistake that you are paying for.

You think you have the right to bang anyone you wanted, right?

Because you took the blame for the accident I caused.

No, Naina, never.

Why would I ask you to forgive me in exchange for your love?

What mistake? What love?

I don't understand who is paying for what mistake, Rishabh.

Get her down, your sister-in-law is getting married tomorrow.

Do you think I came here to push her off?

She didn't climb up there for me!

Even her husband failed, how do I convince her?

Hey, where is that banger?

That Samar!

Oh, shit!

Why is he up there?

You handle her, I will stop him. The whole family is suicidal!

Naina!

Since you already know half the truth, Naina,

let me tell you the whole truth. Otherwise, I would rather…

Hey! What do you mean otherwise? Have you gone crazy?

Get down! Come on, get down!

That's enough, Samar, you can't fool me any longer.

This marriage is sick.

Do you get it? It's sick.

Naina, please get down. Naina!

You are wearing heels! What if you slip?

Do something, Rishabh! She is going to jump.

He is going to jump too!

He didn't go up there to steal food!

You want to jump, right? Then jump!

Are you encouraging him to jump?

What else can I do?

I betrayed you, Naina.

But because of my weakness. Not because I wanted to fool you.

If you really think this marriage is sick,

I would rather not live anymore.

I love you, Naina!

- Where did he fall? - He's alive!

He's stuck in the canopy!

You could have died!

They made so much noise,

I am sure someone must have woken up.

Are you crazy? You're worried about the noise?

Just look there.

A man is trying to explain to his wife

why he did the dirty with his father-in-law's girlfriend.

Don't you think it's weird, Samar?

You want me to believe that the man

who slept with a woman to get promotions in a company…

In that same company,

he met another woman, who he married

but didn't use that marriage to get ahead.

How did they get here?

- Who? - Don't turn around.

Rashmi's family is here.

Rashmi was your first wife. That's Vartika's family.

- What did I say? - Rashmi.

Yes?

I have an idea,

you handle Romeo and I will deal with Juliet.

Let's go. Come with me, sister.

Let's go. Come on!

Vartika's family woke up because of you guys.

Vartika loves you a lot, Rishabh.

Please tell me that the escort was truly just your patient.

Even if we do find Rishabh here what can he do in this situation?

Exactly! Let's call the cops.

- Kabir bhai. - Yes?

I am sorry.

- Whatever I said… - Oh, shut up!

Your issue is that you want everything instantly.

You made a mistake.

Apologize honestly and let the other person handle it.

You want to be forgiven immediately.

You need to give it time.

You need to show her your whole life

that she is the only one who matters.

That is how you apologize. Understand?

What happened?

A hug from a gay man doesn't make you uncomfortable anymore?

What is Rishabh doing here without Vartika, Harpreet and the others?

She didn't tell us anything either.

Why is he looking for me?

Dad! What happened?

Child, that…

What are you doing with Naina?

We were out for a stroll.

But we weren't alone. They are here too.

Why is his wife taking a walk with you?

What happened?

Listen, I got a call from Varun's dad, he is missing.

What?

I explained it to him for two whole hours but he still ran away?

So he told you he wants to run away?

- When? - Why don't you ever tell the truth?

Haven't you had enough truth tonight?

Oh, God, that smell…

Why did you bring this drunk with you?

This drunk doesn't want to be with her husband.

Why don't any of these wives want to be with their husbands?

Oh, Mom! Can we please focus on Varun?

- Exactly! - Guys, guys, let's focus.

Let's find him, okay?

Whoever wants to come with me can do so otherwise suit yourself!

You have been driving for 25 minutes!

The ceremony is in three hours, where are we even going?

Even the runaway's Father doesn't know where he is.

How am I supposed to know then?

I am driving to the airport. We might get lucky and find him.

Just a thought.

If he doesn't want to get married, is it a good idea to force him to?

Hey, shut up!

You wasted 40 years of your life thinking about right and wrong.

And the rest of you were going to end your marriages, right?

Why are you out here trying to save someone else's wedding?

Are you suddenly a therapist now?

Why don't you try saving your own marriage first?

You shouldn't be talking.

You made us play this terrible game for the story of your book.

Isn't that enough?

How did you know about my story?

Just like I know that there is no bartender named Andrés.

I didn't do anything. I just lied because--

I know you lied. I do it every day. I have a PhD in lying.

Lying doesn't bother me.

It bothers me…

if you don't love me anymore.

But I know you do love me.

Because you have been trying

to be a mother to my daughter for the last six years.

Not Andrés.

Bhaiya, you missed the airport.

Why didn't you tell me earlier? You moron!

He is not on the roof of the airport.

- Look down there. - There he is.

Where?

There.

Should we come too, bhaiya?

He is leaving town because he is afraid of getting married.

If you talk to him he might just leave this world.

- Who is it? - Dr. Malhotra. Skin Specialist.

Wait a minute, Vartika.

Let me tell you this story.

When Rishabh was in Mumbai…

coincidentally Varun was there too.

Rishabh bhaiya?

Hi!

Excuse me.

Varun! When did you get here?

I have been here since yesterday.

Actually, me and my friends came here for my bachelor's party.

Don't worry, I didn't see you here.

Actually, bhaiya, I wanted to plan something fun for my friends tonight.

You know? But I can't book that.

Your sister-in-law checks my phone and bank statements.

Whose sister is she after all?

Varun made Rishabh promise that he wouldn't tell anyone.

I wasn't going to tell you either.

But if you picked up that call there would be a misunderstanding.

May I have your attention, please?

They say that no wedding is complete without drama.

And you all know that this wedding had a lot of drama.

But the reason for the happy ending of this drama

is my first son-in-law.

Rishabh. Dr. Rishabh Malik.

Thank you.

Hello, everyone.

Since this morning, everyone has kept asking me

what I said to Varun to make him come back.

I just asked Varun if he is okay with me running away with him.

Liar! Liar!

No, I am… okay fine. I am lying.

I have my own weaknesses.

Just like Varun.

He was afraid of making such a big life decision.

But his wife Radhika understands his weakness.

That is why she was still willing to marry a man who ran away.

Actually,

a marriage is not just scary on the day of the wedding.

It gets worse once you are married.

I think the advertising line for weddings is to be blamed.

If someone says that you have to stay together forever,

then of course you will be scared.

Friendship, love, companionship,

if all of these had a similar advertising line

then we would be afraid of them too.

But the truth is… that is all there is to a marriage.

Some friendship, a bit of love,

some companionship,

- and-- - And a little bit of sex!

Yes, but not a little bit.

A lot of sex.

A wedding does not mean

that now that Varun belongs to Radhika

he will have to make excuses to meet his friends.

Or now that Radhika belongs to Varun

she will stop being attractive to every other man.

It is not an ownership.

It is just a partnership.

The marriage papers that they signed,

the rings that they exchanged,

and the mangalsutra are just symbols.

They will all be sitting in the cupboard tomorrow.

But what they will have

is their relationship.

The locker will protect the papers, the rings, and the mangalsutra.

But you both will have to protect your relationship yourself.

People around you, the world, family, and society

will have their own opinions.

But make sure you listen to the voice that is closest to you.

The voice of your partner.

I love you both. God bless you.

Thank you.

Is your father sick?

No. Nothing.

I am sorry, baby.

I truly am.

Suresh.

Go to the office and tell Malti ma'am

that she accidentally received a necklace.

Sir actually bought that necklace for your wife.

So she should give it to you.

Thank you, sir! Thank you.

If she refuses,

then tell her to call me.

So…

Komal was hot.

That's enough. Stop taking revenge.

I am sorry.

Revenge?

I was thinking about showing you pictures of my exes tonight.

And they will all be topless.

And then we will both get super drunk.

Again?

Why? Do you have an appointment?

No…

No…

Oh, so you can make coffee too?

It was terrible the first time I made it.

Then I tried again.

I think it's better this time.

We should all give things a second chance in life.

I think it's very good.

What if it's still not good the second time?

Then you can teach me.

You're a good teacher.

I am a good student.

And now the student will have some fun.