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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from CloudTV.app 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official CloudTV movies site: CloudTV.app 3 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:38,288 GEORGIA: For the zillionth time, Dad, I'm an adult. 4 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,915 You don't have to stalk me. 5 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:42,041 Georgia, I said I'm dropping you off. 6 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:45,546 Now, just take off that shell and get in the car. 7 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:48,465 Dad, my costume is the business. 8 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,258 I don't want it to get crushed. 9 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,052 You look fantastic, love. 10 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:55,514 I just don't want you walking around the streets on your own. 11 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:58,893 Do you have any idea how long it took to get this right? 12 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,936 I have to make an entrance. 13 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,312 (ALL GASP) 14 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,732 GIRL: (WHISPERING) What's that? 15 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,400 (ALL WHISPERING) 16 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,655 (ALL LAUGHING) 17 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,991 And what are you supposed to be? An obese leprechaun? 18 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,993 Anyone can see I'm a stuffed olive. 19 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:17,912 Stuffed is right. 20 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,375 (GIRLS EXCLAIM) 21 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,796 What happened to you, Ellen? 22 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:30,215 You were supposed to come as a cocktail sausage. 23 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:34,219 Well, my mum said no, her being a vegetarian and all. 24 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,221 Jas? Cheese and pineapple stick? 25 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:42,519 Well, the cheese made me look fat and yellow washes me out. 26 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:45,856 I didn't know how to be a vol au vent. 27 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:48,400 But we said we'd all go as hors d'oeuvres to be original. 28 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,819 It was supposed to be a laugh. 29 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,238 But boys don't like girls for funniness. 30 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:56,825 ELLEN: Sorry, Georgia. JAS: Wait, Georgia. 31 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,285 ROSIE: Georgia, don't go. 32 00:01:58,326 --> 00:01:59,703 ELLEN: Georgia! 33 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:02,539 (LAUGHING) 34 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,750 (SHE'S SO LOVELY PLAYING) 35 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:09,212 ♪ I love the way she fills her clothes 36 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,589 ♪ She looks just like them girls in vogue 37 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,132 (HORN HONKS) 38 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,885 ♪ I love the way she plays it cool 39 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:17,596 ♪ I think that she is beautiful 40 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:23,435 ♪ She's so lovely She's so lovely 41 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,354 ♪ She's so lovely She's so lovely 42 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,732 ♪ She's so lovely She's so lovely 43 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,068 ♪ She's so lovely 44 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:34,488 ♪ She's pretty, a fittie 45 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,991 ♪ She's got a boyfriend though and that's a pity 46 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:40,285 ♪ Come see me discreetly 47 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,330 ♪ She said she's got a trick or two to teach me 48 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,206 (MEN LAUGH) 49 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,626 ♪ I don't know I don't know I don't know 50 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,503 ♪ How we'll make it through this 51 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:54,299 ♪ I don't know I don't know I don't know 52 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,720 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 53 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,015 ♪ I love the way she shakes them hips 54 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,684 ♪ I love the way she makes me drool 55 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,978 ♪ I think that she is beautiful 56 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:09,481 (BABY WHINES) 57 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,151 ♪ She's so lovely She's so lovely 58 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:15,194 ♪ She's so lovely She's so lovely 59 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:18,032 ♪ She's so lovely She's so lovely 60 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:21,493 ♪ She's so lovely A stunner 61 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,286 ♪ I want her 62 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,622 ♪ Was she this fit when she was 10 years younger? 63 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,291 ♪ Come see me discreetly 64 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:30,919 (GIGGLES) 65 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,296 (GEORGIA GRUNTS) 66 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:36,466 ♪ I don't know I don't know I don't know 67 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,426 ♪ How we'll make it through this 68 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:42,139 ♪ I don't know I don't know I don't know 69 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:44,223 ♪ How we'll make it through this 70 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:48,062 ♪ I don't know I don't know I don't know 71 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,980 ♪ How we'll make it through this 72 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:54,609 ♪ I don't know I don't know I don't know ♪ 73 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,491 (CRYING) 74 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,473 Ow. 75 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,312 Georgia, what are you doing? 76 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,023 You'll be late for your first day back at school. 77 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:34,482 GEORGIA: I'm coming. 78 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,278 Georgia, Mummy wants you. 79 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,614 Libby. 80 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,199 Oh! 81 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,161 Oh, flip, flipper and flipping hell! 82 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:55,796 (SIGHS) 83 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:01,885 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 84 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,302 (CHUCKLES) 85 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:04,930 If you don't mind? 86 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,684 Oi! Cheeky. 87 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:12,896 (GIGGLES) 88 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:15,690 Libby, stop putting Angus in the fridge. 89 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,776 CONNIE: What do you want for breakfast, munchkin? 90 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,153 Stuffed olive? 91 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,282 (SNICKERING) 92 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,450 Just because I did something so beyond 93 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,287 the Valley of Sad City last night 94 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:31,957 it doesn't give you the right, as my parents, to humiliate me further. 95 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,631 Today is the first day of my life as the new Georgia. 96 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,049 And who is she, my little elf? 97 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,092 Ugh! 98 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:47,472 She's not an "elf". Not a munchkin. 99 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:51,268 She is a mature, sophisticated woman called Ms. Georgia Nicolson. 100 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:54,813 So, to celebrate the new me, 101 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:58,108 I've decided what I want to do for my birthday party this year. 102 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:03,155 I want a proper party in a club, with a D.J. 103 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:04,948 You're not old enough to get into a club, 104 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,783 never mind hire one out for a party. 105 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,244 If you haven't noticed, I'm a woman now. 106 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,830 I wear a bra! 107 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,457 (CHUCKLES) 108 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,626 Bob. 109 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:20,172 Are you really trying to damage me permanently? 110 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:23,008 There's no way that you are having a party in a club 111 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,427 where there's drinking, and it's full of randy men. 112 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,096 What sort of parents do you think we are? 113 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,556 Do you really want me to answer that? 114 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:30,932 That's enough, missy. 115 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,434 Why would we damage you? We made you. 116 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,978 Honestly, Georgia, this attitude is... 117 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:39,191 GEORGIA: Welcome to the tragic universe that is my sad life. 118 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,569 Why? I'll give you five major reasons why. 119 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:45,697 Number one, my parents are from the Stone Age. 120 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,699 No us, no you. God knows what you'd do. 121 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,534 You understand? You wouldn't exist. Yeah. 122 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,661 GEORGIA: Number two, they hate me having a life 123 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:54,706 'cause theirs are practically over and mine's just starting. 124 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,583 CONNIE: And it's not good enough. Honestly. Every year it's... 125 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,335 GEORGIA: Number three. BOB: ...a performance... 126 00:06:58,377 --> 00:07:02,297 My little sister's bonkers. Poor Angus will need even more therapy than me. 127 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,965 BOB: A lot of trouble! 128 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,550 CONNIE: ...because of your fifteenth birthday... 129 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,760 Number four... BOB: ...it's not good enough. 130 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,137 ...my nose is the size of Jupiter. 131 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,638 BOB: ...so ungrateful. 132 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,473 I need to go into an ugly home. CONNIE: Georgia, 133 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,726 what have you gone and done now? 134 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,853 How did you manage to pluck them all so quickly? 135 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:20,190 (GASPS) You haven't, have you? 136 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:23,818 Oh, crikey. Bob, she shaved them. 137 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,738 GEORGIA: Number five, I'll never get a boyfriend. 138 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,489 What's the hurry with growing up so fast? 139 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,700 Why don't you just enjoy being 14? 140 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:33,912 (GEORGIA SCOFFS) 141 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:38,333 GEORGIA: Enjoy being 14? How twisted is that? 142 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,459 And if home isn't mental enough, 143 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:43,213 I have to spend all day at this loony bin, 144 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,757 or as some people call it, school. 145 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,551 (CHATTERING) 146 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:51,721 Sometimes I think Jas and I are the only normal people here. 147 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,015 There's Dave the Laugh. 148 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:54,933 (FARTS) 149 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,894 Why do they even call him that? 150 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,562 BOY: Okay, now get this one. 151 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:00,981 GEORGIA: Boys are such a mystery. 152 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,274 Yeah, how was that? 153 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,942 Oi, Nicolson! Watch it. 154 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,902 The Bummer Twins are the school bullies. 155 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,612 Twice as mean. What? 156 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,947 Twice as mingy. 157 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,659 (BOY WHISTLES) 158 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,536 Lindsay "Slag" Marling from the year above. 159 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,872 She really is Miss Slag of the Century. 160 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,961 And where did she get those bazoomas? 161 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,963 How did they grow that fast? 162 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,218 Two minutes to lessons, children. 163 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:34,514 Let's not start the term with a detention, Nicolson. 164 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:37,434 GEORGIA: Our headmistress, Slim, likes to oppress me, 165 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,644 'cause I caught her once with her skirt in her knickers. 166 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,688 I laughed so much I nearly fainted. 167 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,357 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 168 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,484 Hey, guys! 169 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:48,945 Luckily I've got my Ace Gang to fill in the long hours before we get released. 170 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,071 ALL: Christmas tree. 171 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,157 D.J. Whoo-hoo! 172 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:56,870 Ellen, Rosie, Jas and moi. 173 00:08:56,911 --> 00:09:00,665 Now, when your hands are numb you lift them up to your bazoomas and press. 174 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,045 See? It feels like someone else is touching them, 175 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,213 not your own hands, right? 176 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,548 Wow. Freakilicious. 177 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,759 Oh, I could get used to this. 178 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,805 I don't think we should be doing this. It's kind of lesbiany. 179 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,016 Well, you asked me what it was like to be felt up. 180 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:25,273 So, what's the best thing about having a boyfriend then? 181 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:28,193 It just feels really natural. You know, really grown up. 182 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,820 And the snogging is wicked. 183 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,823 Sven uses varying pressure. That's what foreign boys do. 184 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,495 My parents snog occasionally. Even at their age. 185 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:40,705 Ugh! Cringey. 186 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:46,336 Seeing old people over the age of 30 snogging is just horrific. 187 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:50,965 Of all of the boys I've ever snogged, Sven is definitely the best. 188 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,842 'Cause he's emotional. 189 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,135 Where have you got to on the snogging scale? 190 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,263 What? 191 00:09:56,304 --> 00:10:00,434 Jas and I invented a snogging scale. The Ten Stages of Snogging. 192 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:01,935 You're mad. 193 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,187 No. It's scientific. 194 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,106 How would you know anything about it? 195 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:09,276 Please. Who got 82% in Bio? 196 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,318 True. 197 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,821 We cut out all the letters about kissing 198 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,741 from the problem pages of every girls' magazine. 199 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,827 So, it starts with level one, holding hands. 200 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:23,498 Two, arms around waist. Three, good night kiss. 201 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:27,419 Four, kiss lasting over three minutes without breath. 202 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:28,711 (ELLEN LAUGHS) 203 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,172 Five, open mouth kissing. 204 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,508 Number six, tongues. 205 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,717 ALL: Oh! 206 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,094 Oh, my God. 207 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,888 (LAUGHING) 208 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:42,850 Seven, upper body fondling outdoors. 209 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:48,731 Eight... Oh, my God. 210 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,031 I've gone all jelloid. 211 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,994 GEORGIA: Who are those fitties? 212 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,538 They're well beyond fit, they're lush. 213 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:07,334 (EXCLAIMS) They are sex gods. 214 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,503 ELLEN: Ohh! They must be newbies. 215 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,797 Ace Gang, it's boy-stalking time. 216 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,010 (GIRLS AND BOYS IN LOVE PLAYING) 217 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,769 ♪ Just 'cause you think it 218 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,980 ♪ Don't make it so 219 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,148 MISS STAMP: Ladies? 220 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:34,819 (LAUGHING) 221 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:38,532 ♪ Plenty of girls and boys in love 222 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:45,079 ♪ Plenty of girls and boys in love 223 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,668 (GIGGLING) 224 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,961 ♪ Move to the city 225 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,797 ♪ Lose all your heart 226 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,799 ♪ She weren't that pretty 227 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,092 ♪ You ain't too smart 228 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,386 They have mushy peas and chips. Yeah, yeah. 229 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,845 Yeah, definitely. 230 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,515 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 231 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:10,480 ♪ Plenty of girls and boys in love 232 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,492 ♪ Plenty of girls and boys in love ♪ 233 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,202 (GIGGLING) 234 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,708 I want them! 235 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,381 BOB: Ah! 236 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,799 You're here. You're late. Get changed. 237 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,758 We're going on a family outing. 238 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,177 Do we have to? 239 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,596 What do you mean, do we have to? 240 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,055 You used to love doing things with the family. 241 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,890 Georgia, don't start, not tonight. 242 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,350 We're going to the Bonker's Buffet and your granddad's coming as well. 243 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,852 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 244 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,854 Oh, look out. 245 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,356 (CHOKING) 246 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,357 Oh! Uh-oh. 247 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,067 Oh, no. 248 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,279 (ALL EXCLAIM) 249 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,407 They're Granddad's teeth. 250 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,579 (EXCLAIMING) 251 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,372 Granddad's teeth. 252 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,335 ROSIE: So, the sex gods are twins. 253 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,336 C'est magnifique. 254 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,630 Marvy. 255 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,591 But they're not identical. 256 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,469 Obviously, Jas. 257 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:26,431 They're two years above us. Jackie's got Geography with the one called Tom. 258 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,891 She says he just moved here from London. 259 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:33,605 London! I knew they were cosmopolitan. 260 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:36,274 Apparently their family just opened an organic shop on the high street. 261 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:40,361 Mmm! Dishy and nutritious. 262 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,572 So, G, Tom or Robbie? Which brother do you want? 263 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:43,698 (GIGGLES) 264 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,865 What about me? 265 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,660 El, we saw them first. 266 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,078 That's not fair! 267 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:53,500 Ellen, you have to be emotionally sorted to be ready for a boyfriend. 268 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,336 Jas and I are there. We even devised a snogging scale. 269 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,087 That proves it. 270 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:01,215 We have to know ourselves, to see how boys see us. 271 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,841 Can you handle that? 272 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,182 Okay, so it's time for the Physical Attractiveness Test. 273 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,017 (THE SHOW PLAYING) 274 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,727 ♪ I'm just a little bit caught in the middle 275 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,981 ♪ Life is a maze and love is a riddle 276 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,943 ♪ I don't know where to go Can't do it alone 277 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:25,365 ♪ I've tried and I don't know why 278 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,745 ♪ I'm just a little bit caught in the middle 279 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:34,666 ♪ Life is a maze and love is a riddle 280 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,835 ♪ I don't know where to go Can't do it alone 281 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,003 Finished. 282 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:43,966 ♪ I've tried I've got to let it go ♪ 283 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:49,222 Oh! You lot are so sweet. I got mostly eights for everything. 284 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,598 So did I. Me, too. 285 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,394 Hey, who gave me a four for my nose? 286 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:59,023 And look. Someone else gave my mouth a six and one third. 287 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,859 What's wrong with my mouth? 288 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,578 God, I'm having a nervy B. 289 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,121 We've only gone over the plan a gazillion times. 290 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,290 You don't need to have a breakdown. 291 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,000 Just stick to your lines and we'll be fine. 292 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,919 Okay. How's my hair? 293 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,799 Very Keira Knightley. Just get in there, you minger. 294 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:28,595 Remember, lower your voice so you sound sexier. 295 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,846 (WHISPERING) Okay. 296 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:30,847 (SIGHS) 297 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,813 TOM: Hi there, how are you? 298 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,022 Oh, fine, thanks. 299 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,609 Can I get some onions please? 300 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,444 Onions. Red ones? 301 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,529 Yeah. How many? 302 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,740 Just a pound, please. 303 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,283 A pound. Yeah. 304 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,325 These are nice ones, these are. 305 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,702 Great. 306 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,994 (GASPS) 307 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,079 What are you doing? 308 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,591 Jas? Hey, Jas. Quelle surprise. 309 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,804 What a shock to see you here. 310 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,222 (SOFTLY) I want this brother. 311 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,767 (WHISPERS) That's fine. Just stop playing with your hair. 312 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,106 (IN LOW TONES) How nice to see you, Georgia. 313 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,734 I was just picking up some onions for my mum. 314 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:28,822 Well, you know your onions, don't you, Jas? 315 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,532 You've been eating organic food for ages. 316 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,493 Cool. 317 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,912 Oh, I'm sorry. This is my friend, Georgia. 318 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,497 I'm Jas. 319 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,457 Hi, I'm Tom. 320 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,793 Do you need something for a sore throat? 321 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:42,752 (CLEARS THROAT) 322 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,212 So, what school are you two at? 323 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,506 Ridgley. Ridgley? 324 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,966 Me, too. Just started. 325 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,845 Here you go. Thanks, Robbie. 326 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,638 That's all right. 327 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,056 Can't let my brother work hard serving good looking girls without a cup of tea. 328 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,266 (SIGHS) 329 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,938 Sorry? 330 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,106 Apples. She likes apples. 331 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,610 Great. About a pound, yeah? 332 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,322 TOM: Robbie, this is Jas and Georgia. 333 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,365 They go to Ridgley too. 334 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,911 Okay. Yeah, I thought I recognized them. 335 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,747 Tom, I got to move. I got band practice. 336 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,833 You're in a band. 337 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,209 Yeah, some mates from London. 338 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,961 Oh, what are you called? The Stiff Dylans. 339 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,087 Great name. Thanks. 340 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,715 I'm a bass player. 341 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,384 Did you know bass players have really big hands? 342 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,471 (CHUCKLES) I guess they do. I do have big hands. 343 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,181 (CAT MEOWS) 344 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:40,560 Hey, Jubbly. Is that my little Jubbly? 345 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,520 Come here, little Jubbly Jubbly. 346 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,146 You like cats? 347 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,065 Yeah, love them. 348 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:50,862 Don't I, lovely Jubbly? Do you have one? 349 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,239 (SIGHS) 350 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,449 Angus. Her cat's called Angus. 351 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,954 He's part Scottish wildcat. 352 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:03,791 I used to walk him by the sea. But he ate his collar. 353 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,251 And his lead. What? 354 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,293 CONNIE: Georgia? 355 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:11,131 What are you doing here? You hate vegetables. 356 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,508 (GEORGIA CHUCKLES UNEASILY) 357 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:16,930 Mum, you're so funny. I'm getting apples. 358 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,890 My favorites. 359 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,975 But apples give you wind. 360 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,108 Oh! 361 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,739 What a lovely selection of Brie. 362 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,410 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 363 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:44,164 How am I ever going to be able to face him again? 364 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,042 My mum is so beyond the Valley of the Thick. 365 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,919 She wasn't that bad. 366 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,963 What? Telling the only cool boy in Eastbourne 367 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,798 I have flatulence issues is okay? 368 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,133 I don't think he took any notice. 369 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,886 And, anyway, he was well into you before your mum came in. 370 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,763 Do you think so? Yeah. 371 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,808 You were great asking him about his band and stuff. 372 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:02,767 And he likes cats, like me. 373 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,477 Yep. 374 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,271 Did you see the way Tom held onto my hand a little too much 375 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,231 when he gave me the onions? He didn't! 376 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,358 He is so gorgeous! 377 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,320 They're both beyond the Valley of the Gorgeous. 378 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,947 Oh, are you sure my mum hasn't ruined it? 379 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,616 Oh, GG, it was really fab. 380 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,160 Fabbity fab? With knobs on. 381 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:24,538 And Robbie will understand. All parents say stupid things. 382 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,164 He'll probably like you more 'cause he'll feel bad 383 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,126 you've got a mum that's beyond bonkerdom. 384 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,461 You're right. 385 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,422 God, Robbie's just so muscley and dreamy and... Ah! 386 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:36,174 (SIGHS) Tom said, "See you later." 387 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:39,219 I know. So did Robbie. 388 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,847 What exactly does that mean? 389 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,474 I'm not sure. 390 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,143 Do you think Tom says that to everyone 391 00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,645 like a sort of "See you later" sort of thing? 392 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,397 No. He wouldn't say "See you later" 393 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,775 slowly unless he means "See you later." 394 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,570 Otherwise he would just say "See ya later." 395 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,574 Don't you get it? 396 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,451 When is later then? 397 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:06,372 I don't know. I'm not boy lingual yet. 398 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:09,375 But I tell you what. I see a snog at the end of the tunnel. 399 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,838 ♪ Big fish little fish cardboard box 400 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,133 ♪ Big fish little fish cardboard box Fill the trolley fill ♪ 401 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,801 ROBBIE: Lindsay, stop it. You don't have to come. 402 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,470 Oh, Robbie, stop. I promise I won't get in the way. 403 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,764 ROBBIE: Oh, no. I don't mind, honestly. 404 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,059 Come on. Lindsay, stop messing about there. 405 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,020 All right? Or you'll just have to sit in the back then. 406 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,855 LINDSAY: Oh, Robbie. 407 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,198 Maybe they're just mates. 408 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,368 Don't be a plonker, El. Mates don't hold hands. 409 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,330 I already feel fed up with boys, 410 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:51,500 and I haven't had anything to do with them yet. 411 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,627 I don't know how she got in there before you. 412 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,879 I can never compete with Lindsay. 413 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,255 Yes, you can. 414 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,758 You've got much better qualities than her. 415 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,469 Yeah? Like what? 416 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:07,391 Well, you're really funny. Yeah. 417 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,352 You were so hilarious in that olive costume. 418 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,562 (LAUGHS) 419 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,900 (SIGHS) 420 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:20,654 But, Jas, you said boys don't rate girls for funniness. 421 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:24,408 Well, I just meant that they rate other things more. 422 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,995 Oh, yeah. What do they rate then? 423 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:31,289 Skinny-Minnie blondie boobie girly girls like Slaggy Lindsay? 424 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,462 Well, she does have that cover-girl look that boys die for. 425 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,426 So, are you saying I have to be more like her? 426 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,018 Thong alert! Shh! 427 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:54,563 (GROANS) I always knew she was from Vulgaria. 428 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,274 Now that's what boys like. 429 00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:58,651 But they just go up your bum. 430 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,069 ROSIE: Nah. 431 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,528 Do you think you should try one? 432 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:06,075 No way. I'm not gonna injure myself just because boys like it. 433 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:08,661 And Slaggy Lindsay should know that all those ancient women 434 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,622 did not burn their bras and give women the vote so she could wear a thong. 435 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,706 Mmm-mmm! 436 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,670 (ALL GASP) 437 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,088 JAS: What a swiz! 438 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,881 That is just diabolical. 439 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,342 No, that is shocking. 440 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,343 (GRUNTS) Bet you Robbie doesn't know about that. 441 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:30,557 At least I sort of fill up my bra when I wear one. 442 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,602 Even though it does bunch up when I run for the bus. 443 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:37,940 So, she has false boobs, a massive bum and a blank personality. 444 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,151 You would score more in all of those areas. 445 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,486 Defo. 446 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:45,823 But she's got Robbie and I haven't even kissed a boy. 447 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,875 I can't. 448 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,751 You want to move up on the maturity scale, right? 449 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,171 I'm not that desperate. 450 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:04,466 You have to step up to compete. It's educational. 451 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,011 You'll gain skills Lindsay can only dream of. 452 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:09,513 (SIGHS) 453 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,155 Hi. 454 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,824 Hi. Are you Peter Dyer? 455 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,620 The man, the myth, the legend. 456 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,549 (TIMER BEEPS) 457 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,681 Your parents aren't here, are they? 458 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,474 No. 459 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:58,979 My hours are between 4:30 and 6:30 before they get back from work. 460 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,774 Any musical requests? 461 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,902 The right tune creates the right vibe. Coldplay? 462 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:10,283 50 Cent? Dido? Inner Relaxation Mix? 463 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,620 Whatever. You choose. 464 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:21,501 (TRUE PLAYING) 465 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:25,923 Now, what kind of experience do you have? 466 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,258 Oh, loads. 467 00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:34,181 You have to be completely honest so I can evaluate you accurately. 468 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:38,727 (SIGHS) Okay, I guess I practice a lot on the back of my hand. 469 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:43,441 On average a person will have over 26,000 snogs in their lifetime. 470 00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:47,194 So close your eyes, relax, feel the magic. 471 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:49,447 We're going to do a standard one first. 472 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,328 Wow, you're a natural. 473 00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:58,164 Really? 474 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:01,667 Not too firm or toothy. That's very common with beginners. 475 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:02,960 Great. 476 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:06,297 Next, movement. 477 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:08,966 When I move my head in you go the other way. 478 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,717 The boy leads and the girl always fits in. 479 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,180 Where should I put my hands? 480 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,599 The waist is safest. 481 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,649 You're a quick learner. 482 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,777 Now, tongues. 483 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:32,365 They're a health and safety issue. 484 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:37,411 The secret is to strike the right balance between yielding and giving. 485 00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:40,664 Start slowly, like a turtle, not a lizard. 486 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,833 Avoid washing machine syndrome. 487 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:54,261 (SONG CHANGES) 488 00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:02,395 (SONG CHANGES) 489 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,275 (TIMER BEEPS) 490 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:13,947 Sadly, this session's over. My next client's here. 491 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,201 Hi, Georgia. 492 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,536 Hi, El. 493 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,540 Thank you, Georgia. I'll be in touch. 494 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,127 (GIRLS GIGGLING) 495 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:30,923 You did tongues, didn't you? Number six. 496 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:33,842 You did a big fat tongue sandwich, didn't you? 497 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:38,805 Oh, my God. All I know is, he was from Saliva City. 498 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,391 (GROANING) 499 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:43,436 But who cares? I'm a snogging sensation. 500 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,524 (SHRIEKING EXCITEDLY) 501 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,700 ROSIE: Wait! 502 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:02,496 Mum? Dad? 503 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:06,833 I just want you both to know how much I really appreciate all you've done for me. 504 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,377 I mean, it can't be easy since 505 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:11,464 you can hardly remember being my age 'cause it was so long ago. 506 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,673 Have you been inhaling fumes from the science lab? 507 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:14,592 (CHUCKLES) 508 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,597 I want to talk party details. 509 00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:22,640 Oh, Georgia. I told you I needed to talk about something important. 510 00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:24,560 Oh, this is important! 511 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,644 Oh, all right! You go first. 512 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:30,190 Can I invite boys? 513 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,818 You haven't got some fancy fellow we don't know about, have you? 514 00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:38,532 No. Honestly, Dad. No one says "fella" anymore. 515 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:41,994 This isn't the Middle Ages, you know. Or the '70s as you call it. 516 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,997 (SIGHS) 517 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,749 Sorry, Dad. I must be hormonal. 518 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,045 Can I have a D.J.? 519 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,423 Why would we pay for one when we've already got one in the family? 520 00:27:54,465 --> 00:27:56,550 What? Oh, yes. 521 00:27:56,592 --> 00:28:01,514 No way. Oh, I want music from this century, Dad. 522 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,849 If we hire a club, we'll get a D.J. thrown in. 523 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:06,185 We are not going to hire a club. 524 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:08,728 I can get a very good rate at the community hall. 525 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,648 We've thrown some legendary bashes there. 526 00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:12,983 We still know how to get down. 527 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:15,653 (GROANS DISGUSTEDLY) 528 00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:20,740 Hey, wait, missy. I haven't told you my news. 529 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,787 Okay, just please stop snogging. It's not normal. 530 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:30,834 I have been offered a promotion. 531 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:35,964 Oh, cool. Maybe I can get a PDA instead of a mobile now? 532 00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:40,469 Georgia, where in the world do you find the most geomagnetic thermal activity? 533 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,638 I don't know, Dad. 534 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,847 New Zealand. 535 00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:49,978 That's the slight catch. The job's in New Zealand. 536 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:53,899 What? Look, I know it's a big deal 537 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:56,402 and I don't have to decide anything yet. 538 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,070 I really want to discuss it with all the family. 539 00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,779 CONNIE: It's a bit of a shock for us all 540 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:03,200 but your dad's not going to do anything we're not happy with. 541 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:08,581 Oh, Dad, you should totally go. What an opportunity. 542 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:12,585 GEORGIA: Yes. One less parent to deal with. 543 00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:15,795 If Dad goes to New Zealand I can easily get around Mum 544 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,840 and have my dream party. 545 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:23,470 Now, I just need a plan to show Robbie I'm a natural born snogger. 546 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:27,766 So, I've figured out what I've got that Slaggy Lindsay doesn't. 547 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:30,102 Hair on the back of your legs? 548 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,312 The Angus advantage. 549 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,897 What? 550 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,567 Robbie loves cats and so do I. 551 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,818 So, when he finds out Angus is missing... 552 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:39,945 But Angus isn't missing. 553 00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:42,072 Don't be dim. 554 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,700 We just pretend Angus is missing 555 00:29:44,742 --> 00:29:47,202 so I get Robbie to help me find him. 556 00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:50,623 He'll discover how unfake I am... Ah! 557 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:54,376 ...and then I'll try out my new natural snogging technique and voila! 558 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:57,630 I've got my sex god. Then we get you yours, 559 00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:59,923 and we're all set for my party. 560 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,718 The hottest, choicest party of the year. 561 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:03,636 (MAKES RECORD SCRATCHING SOUNDS) 562 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:08,432 Okay. When you see Robbie and I walk this way, 563 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:13,687 you let Angus go so Robbie can find him, 564 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:16,064 resulting in high self esteem for him 565 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,899 and a celebration snogathon for me. 566 00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:21,278 Yeah, got it. Is that Tom? 567 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:26,241 Oh, he has got a fit bum. 568 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:29,662 (EXCLAIMS) Quality lushness! 569 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,289 Oh, I wish I could just go up and snog his face off. 570 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,166 Honestly, Jas. 571 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:37,503 Sometimes I think you're half girl, half turnip. 572 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,797 Just focus on the plan. Oh, God, you're right. 573 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:41,131 (MEOWS) 574 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:47,179 WOMAN: Have you done those flower pots for me, son? 575 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:48,764 ROBBIE: Yes. Yes, Mum. 576 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:52,392 ROBBIE: Hiya. 577 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,394 Oh, hi. 578 00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,899 Are you okay? What's wrong? 579 00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:04,488 It's my cat. He's lost. 580 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:10,160 I don't know what happened. He just disappeared. 581 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:16,458 I'd go out and look with you but I've got to help my mum in the shop. 582 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,086 I'll put it in the window. 583 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:24,007 Sure. Thanks, Robbie. 584 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,016 ROBBIE: Georgia! 585 00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:39,064 If I lost Jubbly, I'd be really upset, too. 586 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,274 Yeah, I'm pretty gutted. 587 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:47,531 TOM: Ben, Ben, Ben! Get it, Ben, go! 588 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,162 WOMAN: Trixie. 589 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:56,665 (SHRIEKS) Angus, stop! 590 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:00,711 Are you all right? 591 00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:02,212 Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 592 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,714 Can you get the cat? No worries. 593 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:07,175 WOMAN: Trixie, come back! 594 00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:12,972 GEORGIA: Angus? 595 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:18,395 Come on, you fluffy cat. Angus? Angus? 596 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:21,774 So, are you glad you moved to Eastbourne? 597 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:24,693 Yeah. Have you always lived here? 598 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:27,404 Yeah. It's called God's Waiting Room 599 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,155 'cause it's where people come to die. 600 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,866 (CHUCKLES) 601 00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:33,577 I heard Eastbourne's the new Brighton. 602 00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:35,537 (CHUCKLING) Don't be stupid. 603 00:32:37,955 --> 00:32:40,417 It's more peaceful here than London. 604 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:45,589 I like to come to the beach. Write songs. 605 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:47,591 About what? 606 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:48,550 Angus? 607 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,262 I don't know, life, the universe. 608 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:56,266 How reality TV is brainwashing us. Wow. 609 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:00,771 Angus? Come on, you fluffy cat. 610 00:33:00,813 --> 00:33:03,273 So, what do the Stiff Dylans sound like? 611 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:06,777 Well, actually we've got a lot of influences, 612 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:08,821 Radiohead, Pink Floyd. 613 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:12,031 My dad listens to Pink Floyd when he's been on the vino. 614 00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:14,618 He knows all the words backwards. 615 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:17,704 My dad plays air guitar really badly. He thinks he's Hendrix. 616 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:19,372 Does he make a wicked guitar face? 617 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,958 Oh, not as wicked as me. 618 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,084 I've taken the uncool guitar face to a whole new level. 619 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,795 Let's see one then. 620 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:26,797 (LAUGHS) 621 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:38,475 (WHOOPS) 622 00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:51,613 Thank you and good night, Eastbourne. 623 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:52,906 You've been a great crowd. 624 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,282 Rock on! Whoo-hoo! 625 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:57,661 (BOTH LAUGHING) 626 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,500 I don't think Angus is here. He likes the park, too. 627 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:07,504 Okay, let's go. 628 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,016 So, is that your mum behind the till? 629 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:20,433 Yeah. 630 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:23,520 She's really pretty. Mine's mental. 631 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:26,815 No, honestly, she's mad as a hatter. 632 00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,819 She's actually become quite a regular customer. 633 00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:33,739 Oh, my God. 634 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,241 Promise you won't take anything she says about me seriously. 635 00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:37,701 That's no problem. 636 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,873 So, does your dad work in the shop, too? 637 00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:46,209 No, he's in London. 638 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:50,171 My parents just got divorced. 639 00:34:50,881 --> 00:34:54,051 Oh, sorry. 640 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,553 It's okay. 641 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,890 That's why my mum opened the shop. She's always wanted one. 642 00:34:59,932 --> 00:35:02,809 It's good that Tom and I can keep an eye on her, you know? 643 00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:04,227 (ANGUS SCREECHING) 644 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,398 What's wrong? 645 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,150 Nothing, I thought I heard something. 646 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,029 Robbie! 647 00:35:14,071 --> 00:35:15,822 Look, Georgia, my brother's found him. 648 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:16,907 Yeah. 649 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,409 Angus. Come here. 650 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:21,578 Angus! 651 00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:25,290 I'm sorry, Georgia. You messed it all up. 652 00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:26,165 You were meant to be waiting... Over there. 653 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,667 ...by the fountain. 654 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,086 I couldn't. That cat is mental. 655 00:35:29,126 --> 00:35:30,754 It's okay, it's all right. I'll get him. 656 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:33,924 He went down there. 657 00:35:36,342 --> 00:35:37,385 ROBBIE: Ouch. 658 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:45,435 Angus, come here. Gotcha. Come on, boy, it's okay. 659 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:50,440 Good boy. Got you. I've got him. 660 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,902 Are you okay? 661 00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:56,113 TOM: Easy, Rob. He nearly broke Jas' arm. 662 00:35:56,153 --> 00:35:58,197 ROBBIE: Yeah, where'd you find him, Jas? 663 00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,950 Georgia said she's been looking all day. 664 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:05,455 I found him in the park by the fountain. 665 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:09,459 That's lucky. That's where we were looking. 666 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:13,296 Angus was raised by a family of Scottish beavers. He loves water. 667 00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:15,632 Yeah? Yeah. 668 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:20,095 Here we go. 669 00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:22,639 What were you doing? Thanks, Robbie. 670 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,100 You saved him. 671 00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:31,314 Oh, Robbie. Lindsay called and she's waiting for you on the pier. 672 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:34,192 Right, I'd better go. 673 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:40,281 Sure. No problem. Thanks again for helping me. 674 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:43,035 Yeah, yeah, it was fun. I'll see you later. 675 00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:44,703 All right, Jas. 676 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:46,204 Oh, yeah. See ya later then. 677 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:47,664 Yeah, see ya later. 678 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,168 "See ya later." Again. 679 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:54,046 We were really hitting it off. 680 00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,922 Jas? 681 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:57,674 Yeah? 682 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,384 Do you wanna go out some time? 683 00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:02,012 With you? 684 00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:04,806 Yeah, with me. Sure. 685 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:07,475 Great. Should I get your number then? Oh, yeah. 686 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:12,147 (NAIVE PLAYING) 687 00:37:12,189 --> 00:37:14,524 When do you think he'll really call? 688 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,526 Do you think I should have taken his number, too? 689 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,195 Or would that have just looked desperate? 690 00:37:18,235 --> 00:37:22,407 Jas, it was perfect. You did everything right. 691 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:28,329 But he's from a broken home. You have to be extra mature. 692 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:31,958 Totally. When he calls will you help me pick an outfit for the date? 693 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,085 Love to. 694 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:36,838 Good job, Angus. 695 00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:48,934 BOB: ...family! CONNIE: But the month, 696 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,019 I'm gonna have to be on my own with the kids, 697 00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:52,896 dealing with everything! BOB: Yes, but I've got to go! 698 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:55,648 We can't just turn up with nothing set up. I have to go and set it up! 699 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:57,275 CONNIE: I know, but I'm just trying to tell you... 700 00:37:57,316 --> 00:37:59,360 BOB: Then you can come join me and we'll have a better quality of life. 701 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,528 It'll be fantastic for all of us! 702 00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:01,696 CONNIE: Come on. Listen to me, please. 703 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,156 I'm just saying it's upsetting to me... 704 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,699 'Cause I never listen, that's right. 705 00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,492 CONNIE: Oh, my God! I never listen to you, do I? 706 00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:15,376 Your dad is just impossible. 707 00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:18,088 BOB: Georgia? Can you come up here for a minute, please? 708 00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,973 Hi, sweetheart. Can you give me a hand with this packing? 709 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,766 'Cause your mum is making a right mess of it. 710 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:37,565 Dad, why do you need four pairs of brown trousers? 711 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:38,900 'Cause they go with everything. 712 00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:40,568 They do not. 713 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,320 Hey, I'm not going on a fashion shoot. 714 00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:47,117 Hey, what is it, munchkin? 715 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:52,831 Dad, I don't like it when you and Mum fight. 716 00:38:57,085 --> 00:39:00,505 Promise me you won't hang out with any Kiwi women while you're away. 717 00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:02,090 Not even ugly ones. 718 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:03,925 Oh... 719 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,344 What are you talking about, Georgia? 720 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:12,517 Hey, this is a big change for us all. 721 00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:17,772 I'm not going out there to be "living La Vida Loca." 722 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,818 Though I'm glad you still think your dad's a handsome old devil, 723 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:24,196 even if he does belong in the Stone Age. 724 00:39:25,362 --> 00:39:26,990 (PHONE RINGING) 725 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:30,535 Come on, then. How many pairs of brown trousers do I need? 726 00:39:30,576 --> 00:39:32,453 Two. Two. 727 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:35,456 Georgia? It's a boy. Result! 728 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:36,708 What boy? 729 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,126 Mr. Peter Dyer. 730 00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:41,963 (GASPS) Oh, no. Saliva Boy. 731 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,174 What? He sounds keen to talk to you. 732 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,052 (SIGHS IN DISGUST) 733 00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:48,303 CONNIE: Georgia! 734 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,638 Georgia? 735 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,557 Goodbye, love. Goodbye. 736 00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:56,435 Kiss for Daddy? Bye, Libby. 737 00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:01,524 Oh, my little elf. 738 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:02,984 Oh, my love, you've got conjunctivitis. 739 00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:05,278 Relax. 740 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,531 I'm sad you're going and all that, Dad, but it's only Vaseline. 741 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,158 What? 742 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,952 Makes your eyelashes longer. 743 00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:16,622 Oh, Georgia, I wish you'd stop messing about with yourself for one minute. 744 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:17,832 You're beautiful. 745 00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:20,001 No, I'm not. 746 00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:23,796 You have to say that. You're my dad. 747 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:27,633 Okay, you guys, I'm gonna ring you as soon as I get there. All right? 748 00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:31,263 Oh, and Georgie, darling, one last thing. Stay off the bleeding phone. 749 00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:34,515 Bob, have you got your flight socks? 750 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,268 In the back. Bye. 751 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:43,775 Georgia. He called. 752 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,318 Already? Twice. 753 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:52,449 I'm having a major nervy B. Zitney Spears or what? 754 00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:54,953 The ice is bringing it down, though. 755 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,788 But I don't know if I should wear a bra. 756 00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:01,418 You're not planning on getting to level seven already? 757 00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:04,921 Duh. I'm not a scrubber. I just don't know if I need to wear a bra 758 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,923 to make me look more mature, 759 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:09,634 or if it'll just go bunchy under my top and make me look fatter. 760 00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:11,636 Pencil test. 761 00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,097 You do it, too. 762 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:21,646 Crap. So no bra tonight. 763 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:24,857 God, mine's staying up for the first time. 764 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:26,776 You're lucky. You're so voluptuous. 765 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:29,570 (SCOFFS) Are you saying I'm fat? 766 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:33,532 No, you've got just the right amount of breastiness. 767 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:36,453 Sadly, my mum can get a whole pencil case up there. 768 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,248 I don't want them to get too big. 769 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:43,418 Otherwise I'll end up with backbreakers like my mum or the Queen. 770 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:44,961 The Queen hasn't got big bazoomas. 771 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,921 Yes, she has. 772 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:49,590 She has a special bra that pushes them under her armpits 773 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:52,551 so she doesn't look common or unroyal with a 44 DD. 774 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:59,392 Jas, do you think, maybe, you could tell Tom 775 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:02,354 how much better I am for Robbie than Slaggy Lindsay? 776 00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:04,730 Of course. Oh, how's my spot? 777 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,899 Ugh! Do you want me to squeeze it? 778 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:07,984 Yeah. Okay. 779 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:13,698 (DOORBELL RINGS) 780 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,077 Hello. 781 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:19,996 CONNIE: Georgia, it's a builder I called. 782 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:23,208 I'm just getting dressed. Make him a cup of tea. 783 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:26,336 LIBBY: What a pretty bride in your lucky dress. 784 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:29,005 Mum, will you hurry up? I've got to go meet Jas! 785 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,173 LIBBY: ...there you are. There. 786 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,300 Here comes the bride. Libby, 787 00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:33,843 will you stop dressing Angus up in drag? 788 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,387 All dressed in white. 789 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:38,597 Slips off banana skins and dressing on the side. 790 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,350 You'll soon discover this is a madhouse. 791 00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:42,185 Are you okay, Angus? 792 00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:45,855 You look lovely, Angus. 793 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,107 Tea? Yes, please. 794 00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:51,568 LIBBY: What a beautiful bride. 795 00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:54,030 Georgia, I'm thinking about getting the living room redone but... 796 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,618 What a lovely dress! That's a great dress. 797 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,539 But don't tell your dad. It's a secret for when he gets back. 798 00:43:02,579 --> 00:43:04,123 Huh? 799 00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:05,583 LIBBY: What a pretty bride! 800 00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:06,543 CONNIE: I know he looks like George Clooney... 801 00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:07,877 I'm Connie. Jem. Nice to meet you, Connie. 802 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,921 GEORGIA: ...who's ancient but still a fittie. 803 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:11,672 Oh, yeah. Yeah, good. 804 00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:13,632 GEORGIA: But he'd never fancy her in a million years 805 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:14,884 and in that top? 806 00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:16,261 Shall we? 807 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:17,636 Yeah. Please. 808 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:20,515 Tom's lips are so soft. 809 00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:23,642 Did you tell him to tell Robbie about me? 810 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:26,145 I dreamt about Tom all night. 811 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:30,275 Earth to Jas. Did you talk about me and Robbie? 812 00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:32,402 Oh, sorry, I forgot. 813 00:43:33,403 --> 00:43:35,654 Thanks. 814 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:38,699 Wait a minute. Tom did say something. 815 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,786 He said Robbie thought Lindsay was a bit clingy sometimes. 816 00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:48,084 Tom smells so nice, not fromagey like most boys. 817 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,835 Great. 818 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:52,964 So, what exactly did he mean about Lindsay being clingy? 819 00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:55,550 You know, Tom wants to go into the fruit and veg business. 820 00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:57,635 He says the future's organic. 821 00:43:57,676 --> 00:43:59,887 That's fascinating, but what about me and Robbie? 822 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:01,431 Hello, gorgeous. 823 00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:05,393 (WHO NEEDS LOVE PLAYING) 824 00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:08,354 ♪ Ooh darling, who needs love? 825 00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:12,650 ♪ Who needs a heaven up above? 826 00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:14,777 Uh... 827 00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:18,739 Excuse me? Jas? 828 00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:23,744 (SIGHS) 829 00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:26,747 Washing machine syndrome or what? 830 00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:30,793 ♪ Who needs somebody that can feel your pain? 831 00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:34,088 ♪ Who needs the disappointment of a telephone call 832 00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:35,173 ♪ Not I 833 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:38,468 ♪ No, I don't need that at all 834 00:44:38,510 --> 00:44:39,927 ♪ Not I 835 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,139 Jas? Okay. 836 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:46,684 Jas? Jas? 837 00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:51,397 ♪ Yeah, sick of love 838 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,944 ♪ You give me more than enough 839 00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:03,993 ♪ I'm tired of love 840 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:08,623 ♪ Yeah, sick of love 841 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:13,670 ♪ You give me more than enough ♪ 842 00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,553 She's being really shallow. 843 00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:22,803 Hi. 844 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:26,807 Hi. Mrs. Unavailable. 845 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:28,934 What? 846 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:31,145 We all think you've really changed since you've got a man in your life. 847 00:45:31,187 --> 00:45:32,647 Oh, come on, G. 848 00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:41,822 A thong? 849 00:45:43,533 --> 00:45:44,659 Have you bought your ticket yet? 850 00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:46,118 What? 851 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,787 To Vulgaria, with your new best mate. 852 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:53,626 Why are you being so stroppy? You'll always be my best mate. 853 00:45:53,668 --> 00:45:56,462 Just think of it like me going undercover and spying on her. 854 00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:59,632 All right. Now you're thinking like a best friend. 855 00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:01,718 I taught you well. 856 00:46:01,758 --> 00:46:02,719 MISS STAMP: Hurry up, girls. 857 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:05,221 Let's get physical. 858 00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:11,644 (GIRLS SHRIEKING) 859 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:19,818 What are you waving at, minger? 860 00:46:23,989 --> 00:46:27,577 Listen, short arse, keep away from my man. 861 00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:29,786 He's not a cradle snatcher, and you're not woman enough for him. 862 00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:32,039 So back off! 863 00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:33,708 I wasn't waving at anybody. 864 00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:35,752 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 865 00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:39,004 (OVERLAPPING SHOUTING) 866 00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,966 Talk to each other, ladies. Look, she's wide open over here. 867 00:46:42,007 --> 00:46:43,718 Pass the ball. 868 00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:46,220 Go on, Georgia, go on. 869 00:46:46,262 --> 00:46:47,305 Run, Georgia. 870 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:49,307 (GEORGIA GRUNTS) 871 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:51,601 JAS: Oh, the cow. I can't believe she did that. 872 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,772 JAS: That Lindsay was well out of order. 873 00:46:55,812 --> 00:46:57,774 ROSIE: She's a full-on bully. 874 00:46:57,814 --> 00:46:59,150 Robbie mentioned you at lunch. 875 00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:00,693 Really? 876 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:02,403 He said he was happy you found Angus. 877 00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:04,781 Oh! How sweet. 878 00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:08,075 He just has to get to know you and see how brill you are. 879 00:47:08,117 --> 00:47:10,662 Kirsty Walsh in upper fifth's having a party for her sixteenth tonight. 880 00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:11,870 I got you all invited. 881 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:13,581 Oh, wicked. 882 00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:16,125 This is your chance to impress Robbie yourself. 883 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:21,838 Oh, there's Tom. I'll see you later, gang. 884 00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:26,552 How are you? I'm fine, how are you? 885 00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:28,346 Quick, Georgia, hide. 886 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:37,355 And did you see my second goal? Right? It was spectacular. 887 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:40,399 ROBBIE: I saw you floor Georgia. 888 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:42,735 Well, why do you care about her all of a sudden? 889 00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:44,737 It was a cheap shot. 890 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:48,991 Okay, coach. You can give me a spanking and I'll never do it again. 891 00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:52,495 Did you see that? Absolutely. 892 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:53,954 How could you not? 893 00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:56,081 She moved in for full-frontal snogging, 894 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,751 but he converted it to lips-to-cheek. 895 00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:00,586 Which proves he didn't want to snog her, right? 896 00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:02,254 So right. Georgia? 897 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:03,548 (ALL YELP) 898 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:04,841 What are you doing? 899 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:09,928 Ellen lost an earring. 900 00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:11,723 She's wearing her earrings. 901 00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:17,478 It was another one. 902 00:48:19,856 --> 00:48:21,816 One she wasn't wearing. 903 00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:28,447 You're nuts. 904 00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:29,574 Hey. 905 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:30,742 See you later. 906 00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:32,535 Oh, wait, Robbie. 907 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,871 I really think I owe Georgia an apology. 908 00:48:35,747 --> 00:48:38,123 I'm really sorry I tripped you. 909 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:39,542 You were playing absolutely brilliantly. 910 00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:42,587 You should go up for the school team. 911 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:45,089 Wow, Linds, that's really cool. 912 00:48:45,130 --> 00:48:46,716 Yeah, she's right, you should, Georgia. 913 00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:52,889 (ALL GASP) 914 00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:58,227 Is my moustache showing? 915 00:48:58,977 --> 00:49:00,813 What moustache? 916 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:04,149 Well, my mum gave me this cream to get rid of it. 917 00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:06,985 You're so lucky you don't have dark hair like me. 918 00:49:07,027 --> 00:49:09,113 I know. 919 00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:11,490 But I do have to shave my armpits now. 920 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:13,409 Well, my mum's got sideburns. 921 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,333 Do you think we're sad, Georgia? 922 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:24,002 Why? 923 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:26,923 Because we're the only two left without boyfriends? 924 00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:32,969 (CONNIE GIGGLING) 925 00:49:33,011 --> 00:49:38,267 Oh, come on in, Mum. The door's only closed for my privacy. 926 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:41,896 Don't be silly. You're the fruit of my womb. 927 00:49:41,938 --> 00:49:44,064 I've seen all your bits and pieces. 928 00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:46,150 JEM: Connie, paella's ready. 929 00:49:46,191 --> 00:49:49,278 Oh, Jem is such a great cook. 930 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,323 He could teach your dad a thing or two, that's for sure. 931 00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:54,784 Now, I need you to baby-sit Libby this weekend 932 00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:57,620 because I'm taking Jem to my salsa class Saturday. 933 00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:59,538 Why? 934 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,750 Because he's really passionate about it. He's been dancing for years. 935 00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:03,960 But Dad loves to dance. 936 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,795 (GIGGLING) Yeah. 937 00:50:05,837 --> 00:50:07,964 Like Mick Jagger with two left feet. 938 00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,927 Honestly, Mum. Have a bit of dignity. 939 00:50:12,969 --> 00:50:14,971 You could put a hip out at your age. 940 00:50:15,011 --> 00:50:19,934 Whatevers. Your mum's well wicked, you minger. 941 00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:21,936 (DANCE WITH ME PLAYING) 942 00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:23,688 Minger. 943 00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:24,772 ♪ I can't see no room for improvement 944 00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:28,317 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 945 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:29,610 ♪ You need to let me get behind your backbone 946 00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:31,570 ♪ 'Cause I'm the man for the job Let me work it 947 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:33,698 ♪ I won't waste no time I'll make it worth it 948 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,533 ♪ 100% I'll make it perfect 949 00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:41,664 Wonder why he's not here yet. 950 00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:50,965 Hi. 951 00:50:51,007 --> 00:50:54,010 Come, fiasco scale 9.9 approaching. 952 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,973 (LOUD HOOTING) 953 00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:03,936 ♪ She can satisfy my mind, body and my soul 954 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,814 ♪ Come and dance with me Come and dance with me Come and dance with me 955 00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:08,106 ♪ I see you glance at me 956 00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:09,191 ♪ So that's why I'm asking B 957 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:10,275 ♪ So let's party B 958 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:11,944 ♪ Come and dance with me 959 00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:16,323 ♪ If I'm out on my own then I can look at you, looking at me 960 00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:20,661 ♪ If I'm out on a date, then I just shut my eyes, then I can't see 961 00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:24,999 ♪ Get away from the bar Tell your boyfriend hold your jar and dance with me 962 00:51:25,041 --> 00:51:26,834 ♪ I see you glance at me So that's why I'm askin B 963 00:51:26,876 --> 00:51:28,335 ♪ So let's party B Come and dance with me ♪ 964 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:34,341 Peter, what are you doing? 965 00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:36,635 You never called me back. 966 00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:40,514 Sorry, I've been really busy studying. 967 00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:43,434 Listen, I'm really into you. I have to kiss you. 968 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:44,226 (GEORGIA SHRIEKS) 969 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,478 GEORGIA: Peter! 970 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,355 Peter! 971 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:56,030 (LAUGHING) Oh, my God! 972 00:51:56,072 --> 00:51:58,699 Look at the slag's knickers. It's like something my gran would wear. 973 00:52:07,332 --> 00:52:08,250 (WHISPERING) What? 974 00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:13,672 You have to tell Robbie that Peter's not my boyfriend. 975 00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:15,758 That's not what it looked like. 976 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,509 You had your skirt up around your bazoomas, 977 00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:18,928 with your knickers on full display. 978 00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:21,179 It was awful. 979 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,348 Why couldn't I have just banged my head and gone into a coma 980 00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,059 and died right there? 981 00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:26,811 Why couldn't you have worn smaller knickers? 982 00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:30,439 Jas, this is serious! 983 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:34,568 I have to get Robbie alone, away from that minging Lindsay. 984 00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:36,862 You know, Tom told me he and Robbie 985 00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:39,698 are going to the pool this afternoon, but Lindsay isn't going. 986 00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:43,995 Why didn't you tell me this before? 987 00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:47,999 Honestly! Your best mate is banished into the Valley of Humiliation 988 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,126 and you're withholding vital info. 989 00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,462 Why isn't Lindsay going anyway? 990 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:56,799 She doesn't like getting chlorine in her hair. 991 00:52:56,841 --> 00:53:00,469 And she's checking out party venues. 992 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:04,431 Oh, no. Her birthday's the same time as mine. 993 00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:06,725 I don't want Lindsay to get the best club. 994 00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:09,145 And I bet she's getting a killer D.J. 995 00:53:09,185 --> 00:53:11,814 Well, her mum knows Fatboy Slim's neighbor. 996 00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:13,565 (SIGHS) 997 00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:15,734 You have to come to the pool with me. 998 00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:19,321 But I hate swimming. It makes my hair go all frizzy. 999 00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:23,241 Please, Jas. I have to talk to Robbie or I'll just die. 1000 00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:27,496 (CHATTERING) 1001 00:53:32,001 --> 00:53:33,919 Hi, Georgia! 1002 00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:35,713 What a surprise to see you here! 1003 00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:37,213 Yeah. 1004 00:53:37,255 --> 00:53:39,050 I bring my little sister all the time. 1005 00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:40,592 Why don't you go and change? 1006 00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,219 Jas, I need to speak with you urgently. 1007 00:53:43,261 --> 00:53:46,640 My life is a fiasco and a sham. 1008 00:53:46,682 --> 00:53:50,477 My mum's dumped Libby on me, so she can go salsa with George Clooney. 1009 00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:53,772 We're practically orphans since my dad left 1010 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:56,025 but now I've got even bigger problems. 1011 00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:59,570 Oh, my God! 1012 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:02,447 It'll be fine. Just jump in when he's not looking. 1013 00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:11,540 Libby, this is Robbie. Libby, stop licking Robbie. 1014 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:13,959 She thinks she's part cat. 1015 00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:15,753 (LIBBY MEOWS) 1016 00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:17,546 Come on, Libby, let's go for a swim with Tom. 1017 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:21,341 LIBBY: Are you coming in the water, too, Jas? 1018 00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:22,676 JAS: Yeah. 1019 00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:29,016 Well, you coming in then, or what? 1020 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:44,322 Robbie, about last night... 1021 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:49,285 It's cool. I mean, Peter Dyer's got a rep as a bit of a ladies' man. 1022 00:54:49,327 --> 00:54:51,122 But I'm not going out with him. 1023 00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:52,581 Does he know that? 1024 00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:55,291 Yes, totally. 1025 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:57,586 It wasn't at all what it looked like. 1026 00:54:59,421 --> 00:55:00,923 Well, that's good. 1027 00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:10,306 (LAUGHING) 1028 00:55:10,348 --> 00:55:12,392 All right, all right, all right. 1029 00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:16,897 Okay, let's do handstands. 1030 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,650 I'm really good at this. 1031 00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:20,776 Okay, you're on. 1032 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,069 Okay? Yeah. 1033 00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:27,616 (GASPS) 1034 00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:36,667 So, how was it? Great. 1035 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:38,169 I told you I was good. 1036 00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,711 Georgia, why are your legs orange? 1037 00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:46,844 Oh, my God. I'm such a sad excuse for a girl. 1038 00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,595 I thought my legs were too pale, 1039 00:55:48,637 --> 00:55:50,306 so I used this stupid Kool-tan cream. 1040 00:55:50,346 --> 00:55:51,598 Don't, stop. 1041 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:56,937 Please don't look at them. 1042 00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,480 (LAUGHING) 1043 00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:01,317 They're like giant cheesy puffs. 1044 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:40,647 I'd better go. I've got to sort some things out. I'll call you. 1045 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,242 He kissed you? Result. 1046 00:56:51,283 --> 00:56:53,202 Oh, my God. 1047 00:56:53,244 --> 00:56:55,453 It was magic. 1048 00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:57,915 Way beyond all the stuff you're supposed to have. 1049 00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:58,874 Fireworks whooshing and stuff. 1050 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,458 I get that with Tom. 1051 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:03,419 And his lips were the perfect moisture. 1052 00:57:03,461 --> 00:57:05,463 Nothing like Saliva Boy. 1053 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:08,759 And he did that varying pressure Rosie says foreign boys do, 1054 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,929 and then said, "I have to sort some things out." 1055 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:15,140 What? I know. What does that mean? 1056 00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:16,641 It could be anything. 1057 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:18,227 When do you think he'll call? 1058 00:57:18,269 --> 00:57:20,854 Tom called me the same day he said he'd call me. 1059 00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:22,438 It will probably be any minute then. 1060 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,733 I'm so happy for you, G. 1061 00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:26,443 So, let's step up the party plans. 1062 00:57:26,484 --> 00:57:28,570 We've got so much to sort out. 1063 00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:31,447 Venue, fashion statements, color scheme. 1064 00:57:31,489 --> 00:57:32,657 You should do black and white. 1065 00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:34,534 Marvy. 1066 00:57:34,576 --> 00:57:36,870 G, Tom's texting. I've got to go. Bye. 1067 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,331 (SIGHS) 1068 00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:40,916 (PHONE RINGS) 1069 00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:43,835 Hello? 1070 00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:44,962 Georgia? 1071 00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:47,839 Oh. Hi, Dad. 1072 00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:50,134 Have you been on the phone? I've been trying to get through for an hour. 1073 00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:53,053 How many times have I told you not to run up the phone bill? 1074 00:57:53,095 --> 00:57:58,225 Nice to hear your voice, too, Dad. Mum! Dad's on the phone. 1075 00:57:58,267 --> 00:58:00,018 Hi, I've been waiting for your call. 1076 00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:02,271 Yeah, I've been trying to get through for ages, but Georgia's... 1077 00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:04,815 Okay, Dad. End of... Hold on. 1078 00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:07,818 I've got exciting news. 1079 00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:11,738 Connie, Georgia, I really want you to join me in New Zealand. 1080 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:13,449 What? It's fantastic here 1081 00:58:13,489 --> 00:58:15,200 and they love my ideas for the new division. 1082 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:16,994 They want me to run it. It's a big promotion. 1083 00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:20,580 Wow. Are you mad? I can't go now. 1084 00:58:20,622 --> 00:58:22,040 I'm just starting to get a life. 1085 00:58:22,082 --> 00:58:23,625 Georgia, don't be selfish. 1086 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:27,921 I'm not. It's just, I'd be bored to death by sheep and hobbits. 1087 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,881 We can't go. Look, Georgia. 1088 00:58:29,923 --> 00:58:32,634 Can we talk about this later? This is costing me a pound a minute. 1089 00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:34,345 Can I speak to your mum alone for a second? 1090 00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:37,181 Okay. Please don't be long. 1091 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:39,724 I'm expecting a very important phone call. 1092 00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:42,978 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1093 00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:45,939 Robbie. 1094 00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:49,693 Oh... 1095 00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:51,653 Hey, babe. Hi. 1096 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:55,657 Not again, Peter. I'm still recovering from my injuries. 1097 00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:57,617 I'm sorry if I pushed you too far at the party. 1098 00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:59,328 You just drive me crazy. 1099 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:04,333 Peter, I can't go out with you. I'm sorry. 1100 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:07,252 Why? You're my top student ever. 1101 00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:10,506 I may be moving away. 1102 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,924 Okay, we'll just enjoy each moment till then. 1103 00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:16,261 Look, I can't go out with you because... 1104 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:18,972 Because... 1105 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,976 Because I'm a lesbian. 1106 00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:25,020 (TEENAGE KICKS PLAYING) 1107 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:33,570 ♪ Are teenage dreams so hard to beat 1108 00:59:33,611 --> 00:59:36,907 ♪ Everytime she walks down the street 1109 00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:40,411 ♪ Another girl in the neighborhood 1110 00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:43,830 ♪ Wish she was mine, she looks so good 1111 00:59:43,872 --> 00:59:46,542 ♪ I wanna hold you Wanna hold you tight 1112 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,377 ♪ Get teenage kicks ♪ 1113 01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:16,572 (MOANING) 1114 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,312 (SIGHS) 1115 01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:51,398 Jas, who does level five snogging 1116 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,108 then doesn't have the decency to call? 1117 01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:56,236 A boy who can't make up his mind? 1118 01:00:56,278 --> 01:00:59,448 But he said he was glad I wasn't going out with Peter. 1119 01:00:59,490 --> 01:01:02,576 And then he gave me a real kiss. 1120 01:01:02,618 --> 01:01:05,078 I really felt something deep in the pit of my stomach. 1121 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,705 CONNIE: For goodness sake, Georgia, stop yapping and go to bed. 1122 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:10,666 It's a school night. 1123 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:12,752 Well, at least you know he doesn't think you're a lesbian. 1124 01:01:12,794 --> 01:01:15,589 But he could have told me about his gig in Brighton. 1125 01:01:16,881 --> 01:01:18,592 G? 1126 01:01:18,634 --> 01:01:20,844 What now? 1127 01:01:20,885 --> 01:01:25,765 Lindsay. She's moved her party to the same date as yours. 1128 01:01:25,807 --> 01:01:28,644 How did she know that was the day of my party, anyway? 1129 01:01:28,684 --> 01:01:31,062 She saw my designs for your party invite. 1130 01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:32,730 What? 1131 01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:35,400 Well, I was showing Tom and she grabbed them. 1132 01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:37,693 Tom said they looked really artistic. 1133 01:01:37,735 --> 01:01:42,574 Jas. What am I going to do now? 1134 01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:46,537 No one's going to come to my loser party if it's on the same night as hers. 1135 01:01:46,578 --> 01:01:51,249 Georgia! You have to get enough sleep or your brain won't function. 1136 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:53,418 It's a wonder you girls have anything left to talk about. 1137 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:57,839 Mum, we're having a crisis and you're not helping. 1138 01:01:57,881 --> 01:02:00,467 You won't let me have a cool party in a club, 1139 01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:03,595 and now everyone's going to laugh at me for being so lame, 1140 01:02:03,637 --> 01:02:05,847 and no decent boys will ever want to know me 1141 01:02:05,889 --> 01:02:09,643 because I'm the naff girl who had the sad party that no one went to. 1142 01:02:09,685 --> 01:02:11,478 Georgia. 1143 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,104 Okay, good night, Mrs. Nicolson. 1144 01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:14,523 Jas, spill it. 1145 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:19,486 (CRYING SOFTLY) 1146 01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:23,823 Georgie, darling. 1147 01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:26,868 Come here. 1148 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:37,713 I know what you're feeling like, honey. 1149 01:02:37,753 --> 01:02:41,383 It's awful when you like someone that can't see how brilliant you are. 1150 01:02:42,718 --> 01:02:46,471 Mum, what exactly has Jas told you? 1151 01:02:46,513 --> 01:02:49,516 She didn't say any more than that. 1152 01:02:49,558 --> 01:02:51,226 And, honey, it's your business. 1153 01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,604 You can talk to me if and whenever you want. 1154 01:02:57,524 --> 01:03:01,777 You're such a clever, bright girl, Georgia. Remember that. 1155 01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:04,364 And please, 1156 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,743 have a look at this. 1157 01:03:11,413 --> 01:03:16,876 Mum, I really don't need to learn about astronomy right now. 1158 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:20,088 No, honey, this is a very special book 1159 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:24,008 that will open your mind to the curious way of the male species. 1160 01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:29,556 See? I already knew boys were from a different planet. 1161 01:03:29,598 --> 01:03:32,267 They're infuriating. They say one thing and mean another. 1162 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,227 Exactly. 1163 01:03:34,269 --> 01:03:38,356 And they act like they like you and then they just ignore you. 1164 01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:41,818 Then out of the blue, they decide they want to move to New Zealand. 1165 01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:48,575 And don't worry too much. I'm still trying to figure them out. 1166 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:51,244 Okay, poppet? Yeah? 1167 01:04:07,218 --> 01:04:09,471 (MAD ABOUT THE BOY PLAYING) 1168 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:16,353 ♪ Can't make up my mind about the boy 1169 01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:21,232 ♪ Sometimes he brings me down Sometimes he brings me joy 1170 01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:25,987 ♪ I want him around But he's never in town 1171 01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:27,864 ♪ Can't make up my mind 1172 01:04:27,905 --> 01:04:29,825 Come on. 1173 01:04:29,865 --> 01:04:32,952 CONNIE: Jem, sweetie, can you come here? I need a hand. 1174 01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:36,873 ♪ But I love him even though my friends say he's not right 1175 01:04:36,914 --> 01:04:39,668 Oh! Hi, girls. I didn't see you there. 1176 01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:45,298 Put your tongues away, you slappers. I need to discuss a plan. 1177 01:04:47,718 --> 01:04:50,303 ♪ And there ain't no other that I'd put above him 1178 01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:51,847 Can you open this for me, love? I can never get it right. 1179 01:04:51,887 --> 01:04:53,431 Bottle of red? 1180 01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:01,815 ♪ Can't make up my mind about this guy 1181 01:05:01,857 --> 01:05:05,527 ♪ Sometimes he makes me smile Sometimes he makes me cry ♪ 1182 01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:06,737 GEORGIA: Mum! 1183 01:05:06,778 --> 01:05:07,821 What? 1184 01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:13,660 (SIGHING) 1185 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,623 I'm getting really worried. 1186 01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:21,000 I mean, how long can it take to decorate one room? 1187 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:24,962 If I could just show you... 1188 01:05:25,004 --> 01:05:26,381 Libby called him Daddy the other day. 1189 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:27,799 When's your dad coming back? 1190 01:05:29,843 --> 01:05:32,011 He wants to take the job in New Zealand. 1191 01:05:32,053 --> 01:05:34,389 What? So you're going to move there? 1192 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:37,934 No way. My mum doesn't want to go, either. 1193 01:05:37,975 --> 01:05:40,103 And I can't go now, given the Robbie situation. 1194 01:05:40,144 --> 01:05:42,439 Good. So, 1195 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,525 do you think your mum will divorce your dad to stay here? 1196 01:05:48,486 --> 01:05:50,029 CONNIE: Sorry. 1197 01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:51,197 JEM: It's not a problem. 1198 01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:57,662 You know, you're right. That George Clooney's well buff. 1199 01:05:57,704 --> 01:05:59,539 He'd never fancy your mum in a zillion years. 1200 01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:01,499 No way. 1201 01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:02,918 Now, why did you call us all over? 1202 01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:06,170 Okay. 1203 01:06:06,212 --> 01:06:09,716 Last night, my mum tried to have this real woman-to-woman chat with me, 1204 01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:12,176 after you opened your big gob about Robbie. 1205 01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:13,553 Cringeworthy or what? 1206 01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:16,514 But then she gave me this book. 1207 01:06:16,556 --> 01:06:19,684 It's my mum's Boy Bible, and it told me how to get Robbie back. 1208 01:06:19,726 --> 01:06:21,018 But isn't that book American? 1209 01:06:21,812 --> 01:06:23,521 Yeah. 1210 01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:25,565 Well, then it'll be about American boys, won't it? 1211 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:30,153 No, it's about boykind. 1212 01:06:30,821 --> 01:06:32,906 Oh! 1213 01:06:32,948 --> 01:06:35,992 It says boys are like elastic bands. What? 1214 01:06:36,033 --> 01:06:38,286 What do you mean, like elastic bands? 1215 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:40,079 Well, they like to be all close, 1216 01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:41,832 and then after a bit of being close, 1217 01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:45,042 they have to stretch and get far away. And you have to let them. 1218 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:46,878 And then they come springing back. 1219 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,003 Okay. 1220 01:06:49,213 --> 01:06:51,215 So, what's your plan? 1221 01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:53,760 (I FOUND OUT PLAYING) 1222 01:06:58,849 --> 01:07:02,519 ♪ I found out you going out with him 1223 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,729 ♪ Going out with Going out with ♪ 1224 01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:10,151 GEORGIA: First I ask his mate, Dave the Laugh, to the gig. 1225 01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:11,987 Don't worry about a glass. It's fine. 1226 01:07:12,027 --> 01:07:14,948 GEORGIA: I need him for my plan, which involves the two osities. 1227 01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:18,910 Maturiosity and Glaciosity. 1228 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,996 (CHATTERING) 1229 01:07:21,036 --> 01:07:25,876 Firstly, I have to prove to Robbie that I'm sophisticated and grown up. 1230 01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,335 That's the maturiosity bit. 1231 01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:34,843 Secondly, I must be distant and alluring, and play hard to get. 1232 01:07:34,885 --> 01:07:37,929 Ice cool like a glacier. That's the glaciosity bit. 1233 01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:42,057 The conclusion is that Robbie comes 1234 01:07:42,099 --> 01:07:44,728 springing back like an elastic band. 1235 01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:49,357 He chucks Lindsay, and she's so upset, she cancels her party. 1236 01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:51,026 You look really gorgeous tonight, Georgia. 1237 01:07:51,108 --> 01:07:53,236 Thanks. You're very honest. 1238 01:07:55,697 --> 01:08:00,201 Dave, what's the first thing you notice in a girl? 1239 01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,537 Well, most lads would say eyes. 1240 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:04,288 But they're lying. 1241 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,875 It's your nunganungas. 1242 01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:09,753 What? 1243 01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:16,801 Why do you call them nunganungas? 1244 01:08:16,843 --> 01:08:20,013 Well, 'cause when you get hold of one, and then let it go 1245 01:08:20,055 --> 01:08:21,472 it goes nunga, nunga, nunga. 1246 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:22,807 (LAUGHS) 1247 01:08:22,849 --> 01:08:23,892 ROBBIE: One, two. 1248 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:30,523 Dave, you make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets. 1249 01:08:30,565 --> 01:08:32,149 You're such a laugh! 1250 01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:34,736 (CROWD CHEERING) 1251 01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:36,404 Good evening, Brighton. We are the Stiff Dylans. 1252 01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:51,002 ♪ You spurn my natural emotions 1253 01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:54,047 ♪ You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt 1254 01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:02,097 ♪ And if I start a commotion 1255 01:09:02,137 --> 01:09:04,766 ♪ I run the risk of losing you And that's worse 1256 01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:12,315 ♪ Ever fallen in love with someone 1257 01:09:12,356 --> 01:09:14,776 ♪ Ever fallen in love In love with someone 1258 01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:17,278 ♪ Ever fallen in, in love with someone 1259 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,991 ♪ You shouldn't have fallen in love with 1260 01:09:21,032 --> 01:09:23,743 ♪ I can't see much of a future 1261 01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:25,996 ♪ Unless we find out who's to blame 1262 01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:27,246 ♪ What a shame 1263 01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:28,456 Georgia! 1264 01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:34,796 ♪ And we won't be together much longer 1265 01:09:34,838 --> 01:09:37,924 ♪ Unless we realize that we are the same ♪ 1266 01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:59,487 Hi, rock star. Great show. 1267 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:00,321 Not really. 1268 01:10:01,031 --> 01:10:03,240 What's wrong? 1269 01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:05,326 I think I'm coming down with a cold or something. 1270 01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:08,121 I was just going to go say hi to Dave the Laugh and then... 1271 01:10:08,163 --> 01:10:10,790 No time. Everyone's coming back to mine. 1272 01:10:16,253 --> 01:10:17,755 No, you're right. 1273 01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:22,760 Thanks, Dave. I had a lot of fun. 1274 01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:24,387 It was a laugh. 1275 01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:26,806 It was one of the best nights of my life. 1276 01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:34,313 I just want you to know, I really... like you. 1277 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:48,953 Thanks again, Dave. Good night. 1278 01:10:50,038 --> 01:10:51,998 See you soon, beautiful. 1279 01:11:00,464 --> 01:11:02,884 What's wrong with you? Your plan worked. 1280 01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:07,597 Poor Dave. I keep seeing his face when he tried to kiss me. 1281 01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:09,599 I didn't mean to lead him on. 1282 01:11:20,651 --> 01:11:21,819 Hi, Dave. 1283 01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:26,074 Is everything okay? 1284 01:11:26,116 --> 01:11:27,575 I hope your elastic band theory worked. 1285 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,702 What? 1286 01:11:29,744 --> 01:11:32,872 Jas told Tom you only went out with me to make Robbie jealous. 1287 01:11:32,914 --> 01:11:34,874 You're a heartless user. 1288 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:37,877 What you did, that's just pants, that is. I'm sorry. 1289 01:11:37,919 --> 01:11:40,588 And I really thought, you thought I was a laugh. 1290 01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:44,634 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1291 01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:49,764 I told you I'm sorry. 1292 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,599 I'm so beyond the Valley of Loserville 1293 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:53,268 because of you and your big mouth. 1294 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:55,561 I didn't mean to tell Tom. 1295 01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:57,981 I was just saying how much you really liked Robbie and it just came out. 1296 01:11:58,022 --> 01:12:00,399 Dave thinks I'm a heartless user. 1297 01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:03,527 He's going to tell everyone, and Robbie will hate me forever. 1298 01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:06,197 If you weren't so loved up with cabbage boy, 1299 01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:08,783 you would have thought about that before opening your fat gob. 1300 01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:10,910 Oh, just stop being so jealous, Georgia. 1301 01:12:10,952 --> 01:12:14,122 Jealous? What? Of Tom? 1302 01:12:14,164 --> 01:12:17,374 He's not even good enough for you, Jas. 1303 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:20,253 Do you seriously want to spend the rest of your life picking out cabbages? 1304 01:12:20,295 --> 01:12:23,047 At least Robbie has bigger goals. 1305 01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:25,300 He wants to do music. Well, at least Tom loves me. 1306 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,135 Robbie isn't even your boyfriend. 1307 01:12:27,177 --> 01:12:30,305 Well, he would've been, if you hadn't put your big foot in it. 1308 01:12:30,345 --> 01:12:32,723 You never wanted me to get Robbie, did you? 1309 01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:34,517 You wanted to be the one with the boyfriend. 1310 01:12:34,558 --> 01:12:36,769 No, it's all your own fault, Georgia. 1311 01:12:36,811 --> 01:12:39,272 You scared Robbie away with all your scheming and pretending. 1312 01:12:39,314 --> 01:12:41,732 And you said Lindsay was fake. 1313 01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:42,900 I'm never talking to you again. 1314 01:12:42,942 --> 01:12:44,944 Good. End of. 1315 01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:47,197 And I did give you a four for your nose. 1316 01:12:47,238 --> 01:12:49,699 And I'm going to Lindsay's party instead of yours. 1317 01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:51,201 (YELPS) 1318 01:12:51,242 --> 01:12:53,452 Georgia Nicolson. Headmistress' office, now. 1319 01:12:58,208 --> 01:12:59,667 (RAIN PATTERING) 1320 01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:01,211 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1321 01:13:26,610 --> 01:13:27,904 You've really pissed off a lot of people. 1322 01:13:29,197 --> 01:13:31,657 Dave's really cut up. He's my mate, Georgia. 1323 01:13:33,617 --> 01:13:35,370 I didn't mean to use him. 1324 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:38,581 You never called me when you said you would. 1325 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:42,168 I handled it really badly, I know. 1326 01:13:43,253 --> 01:13:44,837 But I didn't want to two-time anyone. 1327 01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:48,132 Or hurt anybody's feelings. 1328 01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:53,137 So, you were thinking of breaking up with Lindsay 1329 01:13:53,179 --> 01:13:54,764 and then you were going to call me? 1330 01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:56,933 Yeah. 1331 01:14:00,228 --> 01:14:03,731 And then I saw you with Dave at my gig. I was gutted. 1332 01:14:07,985 --> 01:14:09,779 But that's different now. 1333 01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:14,409 Why did you tell Jas that my brother wasn't good enough for her? 1334 01:14:15,993 --> 01:14:18,204 I didn't mean that. We were fighting... 1335 01:14:18,246 --> 01:14:19,830 Does that mean I'm not good enough for you, either? 1336 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:22,417 No, of course not. 1337 01:14:22,457 --> 01:14:24,419 See, I thought you were different than that, Georgia. 1338 01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,881 But you're not. You're just a kid. 1339 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:31,926 You only think about yourself. 1340 01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:38,766 (YOUR SONG PLAYING) 1341 01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:52,447 ♪ Haven't you heard? 1342 01:14:53,948 --> 01:14:57,994 ♪ I'm stuck on a face 1343 01:14:58,035 --> 01:15:04,541 ♪ I'm stuck on a boy who fills me with joy 1344 01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:08,712 ♪ I knew I was wrong to 1345 01:15:08,754 --> 01:15:11,841 ♪ Jump straight on 1346 01:15:11,882 --> 01:15:14,177 CONNIE: Honestly, Becky, he drives me crazy. 1347 01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:17,554 He just doesn't understand how moving to New Zealand might upset all of us. 1348 01:15:17,596 --> 01:15:20,308 He just doesn't get it. We're arguing at all hours of the day. 1349 01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:21,809 BECKY: I don't suppose the time difference helps. 1350 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,811 CONNIE: Yeah, well, exactly. 1351 01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:26,022 Maybe we should stay here and let him go off on his own. 1352 01:15:26,063 --> 01:15:27,940 I should have left mine ages ago. 1353 01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:30,443 Now I can do what I want when I want. 1354 01:15:30,485 --> 01:15:31,944 CONNIE: But don't you think the little one misses him? 1355 01:15:31,986 --> 01:15:35,906 No! He has the monster every other weekend. 1356 01:15:35,948 --> 01:15:38,201 Which is more than he bloody did when we were together. 1357 01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,243 CONNIE: Listen, I've got to go. I'm meeting Jem. 1358 01:15:39,285 --> 01:15:41,037 BECKY: Ooh! Lucky you! 1359 01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:45,249 (LAUGHING) Oh, behave. Georgia! Are you up, love? 1360 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:47,918 I need you to watch Libby after school. I've got salsa group. 1361 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:54,550 ♪ So I make whirlpools 1362 01:15:55,385 --> 01:16:01,432 ♪ And watch him sparkle 1363 01:16:02,392 --> 01:16:07,688 ♪ And we'll make love 1364 01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:10,024 ♪ Make magic ♪ 1365 01:16:28,543 --> 01:16:29,377 Can I help you? 1366 01:16:30,753 --> 01:16:34,340 Hi. I'm Georgia Nicolson. 1367 01:16:34,382 --> 01:16:35,883 Bob's daughter? 1368 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:38,010 Yeah. 1369 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,347 Would it be possible to speak with his boss? 1370 01:16:43,391 --> 01:16:46,310 Well, I'm afraid Mr. Hunter's already left for the day. 1371 01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:52,066 Is there something I can help you with? 1372 01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:55,361 (CRYING) It's my dad. 1373 01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:59,323 He's been gone so long. 1374 01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:01,451 It was a great honor for him to get that promotion. 1375 01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:03,160 Everyone here wanted it. 1376 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,162 Yeah. 1377 01:17:07,582 --> 01:17:08,999 He's good at his job, right? 1378 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:10,293 Yes. 1379 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,296 What was it you wanted to say to Mr. Hunter? 1380 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,341 You're going to think I'm mad, 1381 01:17:17,383 --> 01:17:20,344 but I was going to ask him if my dad could come back. 1382 01:17:22,012 --> 01:17:25,308 You see, we really don't want to move out to New Zealand. 1383 01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:27,518 But we don't want him to leave us and stay there, 1384 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:30,480 and me and my little sister really want him to come home, 1385 01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:32,982 and I know my mum does, too. 1386 01:17:33,023 --> 01:17:36,110 She just might not tell him on the phone, because, well... 1387 01:17:40,448 --> 01:17:42,825 I just really don't want us to be apart. 1388 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:53,752 Hi, I'm back. 1389 01:17:53,794 --> 01:17:56,839 Thanks, darling, for holding down the fort. I had such a great time. 1390 01:17:58,257 --> 01:17:59,716 And you're making dinner, too. 1391 01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:01,135 How wonderful. 1392 01:18:02,553 --> 01:18:05,306 Georgie, I want you to know how much 1393 01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:08,017 I appreciate you helping out these past few weeks. 1394 01:18:08,058 --> 01:18:09,477 No problem, Mum. 1395 01:18:11,979 --> 01:18:14,524 Georgie, you've been so good 1396 01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:17,901 and I'm ready to talk about this party you want so badly. 1397 01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:19,320 I don't want it anymore. 1398 01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:21,447 What? 1399 01:18:21,489 --> 01:18:23,740 But you and Jas have been planning this for months. 1400 01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:27,453 I can't explain it, Mum. I just don't want a party. 1401 01:18:29,704 --> 01:18:31,248 I want to go to New Zealand. 1402 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:33,834 What? 1403 01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:36,253 I've been really thinking about it, 1404 01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,548 and it's a huge opportunity for Dad. 1405 01:18:38,589 --> 01:18:40,007 And we shouldn't stand in his way. 1406 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:44,261 As his wife, you should support him, too. 1407 01:18:57,608 --> 01:19:00,194 GEORGIA: There are five things I will do now to be more mature 1408 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:03,364 and prepare for my new life in New Zealand. 1409 01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:07,117 One, stop reading magazines and do Sudoku instead, 1410 01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:10,079 to maximize brain size and stop Alzheimer's. 1411 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:13,332 ♪ Shut the bedroom window in the morning 1412 01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:14,542 ♪ Go to the shop 1413 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:19,213 Two, do yoga every morning and night 1414 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:21,924 and cleanse my body of toxicity 1415 01:19:21,965 --> 01:19:24,218 by banishing all negative feelings 1416 01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:26,887 towards ex-best friends and bass players. 1417 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:34,520 Three, listen to dolphins, because they're clever and unselfish. 1418 01:19:36,731 --> 01:19:41,402 Four, no more chips. Only organic fruit and veg. 1419 01:19:41,444 --> 01:19:43,153 Although not from Robbie's shop. 1420 01:19:45,072 --> 01:19:48,158 Five, a new style for a new me. 1421 01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:52,037 ♪ In the morning ♪ 1422 01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:14,351 Hi. 1423 01:20:17,688 --> 01:20:20,691 I sort of need to ask you something because you'll know. 1424 01:20:23,026 --> 01:20:25,988 You know, I don't blame you for not wanting to talk to me. 1425 01:20:27,864 --> 01:20:32,244 What you said really hurt, but you were right. It wasn't me. 1426 01:20:32,286 --> 01:20:35,706 It was beyond pants, and I really am sorry. 1427 01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,874 I messed everything up with you, 1428 01:20:37,916 --> 01:20:40,085 and with Dave and your brother. 1429 01:20:40,127 --> 01:20:41,962 I guess I was just jealous that Jas had a boyfriend... 1430 01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:43,589 I broke up with Lindsay last night. 1431 01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:47,050 Oh! 1432 01:21:00,690 --> 01:21:03,317 You know, I wrote a song about you. 1433 01:21:05,611 --> 01:21:06,612 Really? 1434 01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:09,864 It's called Bitch In A Uniform. 1435 01:21:13,243 --> 01:21:14,829 I wrote it when I was pissed off with you. 1436 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:23,420 But I still like you, Georgia. Even though you are mad. 1437 01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:24,921 No, you don't. 1438 01:21:25,339 --> 01:21:26,382 I do. 1439 01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:35,015 I can't stop thinking about you. I was hoping... 1440 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:39,687 Maybe we can go out? 1441 01:21:39,729 --> 01:21:41,772 Oh, no. 1442 01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:47,570 I'm moving to New Zealand. 1443 01:21:47,611 --> 01:21:49,112 What? 1444 01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:52,867 What is wrong with you? You're so random. 1445 01:21:54,577 --> 01:21:56,370 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 1446 01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:01,500 My dad's just got a job out there. 1447 01:22:01,542 --> 01:22:04,044 And, at first, I said I didn't want to leave. 1448 01:22:05,796 --> 01:22:08,965 And then my mum started acting weird with this builder guy. 1449 01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:11,009 And so I said I'll go out there. 1450 01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:16,139 I guess I really just don't want my folks to split up. 1451 01:22:17,182 --> 01:22:18,642 Hey, no one does. 1452 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,815 At least you're doing something about it. 1453 01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:27,610 It's just a shame you're leaving. 1454 01:22:38,704 --> 01:22:42,957 No, hold my hand, you muppet, so we can at least walk together, 1455 01:22:42,999 --> 01:22:45,001 so we don't look like sad gits. 1456 01:22:45,043 --> 01:22:47,463 (TOOTHPASTE KISSES PLAYING) 1457 01:22:50,424 --> 01:22:53,844 ♪ Cradle me I'll cradle you 1458 01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:56,597 ♪ I'll win your heart with a woop-a-woo 1459 01:22:58,098 --> 01:23:00,975 ♪ Pulling shapes just for your eyes 1460 01:23:02,937 --> 01:23:07,650 ♪ So with toothpaste kisses and lines 1461 01:23:07,691 --> 01:23:08,901 Okay. 1462 01:23:08,943 --> 01:23:09,819 (CHUCKLES) 1463 01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:15,073 I was experimenting before I dyed the whole thing. 1464 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:18,076 Don't dye it blonde. It's much nicer natural. 1465 01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:22,997 ♪ Put the stars in our eyes 1466 01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:28,253 ♪ And with heart shaped bruises 1467 01:23:28,295 --> 01:23:31,799 ♪ And late night kisses 1468 01:23:31,841 --> 01:23:33,175 ♪ Divine ♪ 1469 01:23:42,100 --> 01:23:46,396 ♪ Happy Birthday to you 1470 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:50,985 ♪ Happy Birthday to you 1471 01:23:51,067 --> 01:23:55,781 ♪ Happy Birthday, dear Georgia 1472 01:23:55,823 --> 01:23:59,284 ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 1473 01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:00,786 Blow them out. 1474 01:24:00,828 --> 01:24:01,871 Blow out the candles. 1475 01:24:08,251 --> 01:24:09,169 (GASPS) 1476 01:24:10,713 --> 01:24:14,174 It's from all of us. We want you to get whatever you want. 1477 01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:19,346 A mobile phone? And maybe something nice to wear for tonight. 1478 01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:22,224 Why? What's happening tonight? 1479 01:24:22,265 --> 01:24:23,517 We're going out dancing. 1480 01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:27,521 Jem's not coming, is he? 1481 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:30,315 No, hon, just me and you. I'm taking you to your first night club. 1482 01:24:30,357 --> 01:24:32,902 Not Tramps. 1483 01:24:32,943 --> 01:24:34,904 That's where Lindsay's having her party. 1484 01:24:34,945 --> 01:24:38,866 Tramps? That is so last year. 1485 01:24:38,908 --> 01:24:40,283 We're going to a brand new club. 1486 01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:42,036 That sounds great, Mum. 1487 01:24:42,995 --> 01:24:44,747 Shall we go and call Dad? 1488 01:24:46,331 --> 01:24:48,124 Well, I'm sure he'll call later. 1489 01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:50,794 It's the wrong time out there, so... 1490 01:24:50,836 --> 01:24:53,296 Okay, Libby, well, be a good girl, won't you? 1491 01:24:53,338 --> 01:24:55,049 LIBBY: I'm going to bed now. Yeah. 1492 01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:56,884 And I'll come and get you in the morning. 1493 01:24:56,926 --> 01:24:58,594 See you in the morning! 1494 01:24:58,635 --> 01:25:02,389 Okay. All right, then. Night, night. Love you. Bye. Bye-bye. 1495 01:25:17,195 --> 01:25:19,113 You look so beautiful. 1496 01:25:19,155 --> 01:25:20,783 Thanks. 1497 01:25:21,742 --> 01:25:22,910 Come on, munchkin. 1498 01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:31,251 Mum, this looks pretty cool, but it's dead. 1499 01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:32,920 Are you sure you got the right address? 1500 01:25:32,962 --> 01:25:34,463 It's supposed to be the most happening joint in town. 1501 01:25:34,504 --> 01:25:35,672 Oh, Mum. 1502 01:25:39,927 --> 01:25:41,303 You all right? 1503 01:25:43,555 --> 01:25:46,182 ALL: Happy Birthday, Georgia! 1504 01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:51,313 Oh, my God! Mum. 1505 01:25:51,354 --> 01:25:53,189 Jas helped me organize the whole thing. 1506 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:55,233 What? 1507 01:25:56,944 --> 01:25:59,071 (GUESTS CHEERING) 1508 01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:11,583 (GIGGLING) 1509 01:26:14,252 --> 01:26:15,420 Georgia. 1510 01:26:17,923 --> 01:26:20,342 There's someone else you have to thank, too. 1511 01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:32,688 Jem's been an angel. 1512 01:26:34,106 --> 01:26:36,274 Thanks, Jem. It was my pleasure. 1513 01:26:36,316 --> 01:26:38,318 Georgia, we have another surprise for you. 1514 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:40,154 We weren't quite sure when the right time to do this... Mum! 1515 01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:41,613 What? 1516 01:26:42,364 --> 01:26:44,074 Please don't get divorced. 1517 01:26:44,116 --> 01:26:45,659 What are you on about? 1518 01:26:45,701 --> 01:26:46,743 Look. 1519 01:26:47,870 --> 01:26:49,705 (PULL SHAPES PLAYING) 1520 01:26:49,746 --> 01:26:50,622 (BOB LAUGHS) 1521 01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:54,877 (BOB WHOOPS) 1522 01:26:57,504 --> 01:26:58,630 BOB: Come on. 1523 01:27:02,009 --> 01:27:03,343 Looking good. 1524 01:27:06,513 --> 01:27:07,556 Hey. 1525 01:27:16,648 --> 01:27:18,150 Dad. I told you 1526 01:27:18,192 --> 01:27:20,903 I wouldn't miss your birthday party. 1527 01:27:20,944 --> 01:27:24,990 But what about New Zealand? We're supposed to be coming out there. 1528 01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:29,119 Honey, it must've been really hard for you to come to my office. 1529 01:27:29,161 --> 01:27:31,121 When I heard what happened, 1530 01:27:31,163 --> 01:27:32,206 well, it broke my heart. 1531 01:27:32,706 --> 01:27:34,290 Dad. 1532 01:27:34,332 --> 01:27:36,710 Well, you made quite an impression, little lady. 1533 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:39,671 My boss ordered me home immediately. 1534 01:27:39,713 --> 01:27:42,216 They offered me a great new position, here. 1535 01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:44,551 Really? 1536 01:27:50,849 --> 01:27:52,684 We're not leaving. I know. 1537 01:27:54,561 --> 01:27:58,190 Now, why on earth did you think I was divorcing your dad? 1538 01:27:58,232 --> 01:28:00,025 Divorce? What's going on? 1539 01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:04,071 I just thought that because you've been 1540 01:28:04,113 --> 01:28:06,740 wearing tight tops and more lippy, 1541 01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:08,742 and it looked like you and Jem were... 1542 01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:13,413 You see. It just looked really... 1543 01:28:18,127 --> 01:28:19,878 Happy Birthday, Georgia. 1544 01:28:22,672 --> 01:28:25,217 Jem's boyfriend owns this club. 1545 01:28:25,259 --> 01:28:27,510 He helped arrange all of this for you. 1546 01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:30,055 Interior decorator? Hello. 1547 01:28:34,768 --> 01:28:38,438 Your father may drive us mad but I love him to bits. 1548 01:28:39,815 --> 01:28:40,690 (EXCLAIMS) 1549 01:28:42,151 --> 01:28:44,402 This is the best party ever. 1550 01:28:44,444 --> 01:28:46,655 D.J: Put your hands in the air 1551 01:28:46,696 --> 01:28:48,991 and wave them like you just don't care! 1552 01:28:49,032 --> 01:28:50,867 Let me hear you say... 1553 01:28:55,329 --> 01:28:57,332 D.J: Make some noise for the Stiff Dylans! 1554 01:28:57,373 --> 01:28:58,458 (GUESTS CHEERING) 1555 01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:07,884 Who invited them? Your mum did. 1556 01:29:10,095 --> 01:29:11,513 What? 1557 01:29:11,554 --> 01:29:13,556 I know a fittie when I see one. 1558 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:18,312 Now, this is a new song I wrote and it's about Georgia. 1559 01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:19,771 And it's called Ultraviolet. 1560 01:29:34,328 --> 01:29:39,124 ♪ She is a wave And she's breaking 1561 01:29:39,166 --> 01:29:43,086 ♪ She's a problem to solve 1562 01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:50,344 ♪ And in that circle she's making 1563 01:29:50,384 --> 01:29:55,057 ♪ I will always revolve 1564 01:29:57,893 --> 01:30:00,645 ♪ And on her sight 1565 01:30:00,687 --> 01:30:05,608 ♪ These eyes depend 1566 01:30:05,650 --> 01:30:11,656 ♪ Invisible and indivisible That fire you ignited 1567 01:30:11,698 --> 01:30:16,870 ♪ Good, bad and undecided Burns when I stand beside it 1568 01:30:16,912 --> 01:30:19,413 ♪ Your light is ultraviolet 1569 01:30:19,455 --> 01:30:22,334 ♪ Visions so insane 1570 01:30:22,376 --> 01:30:25,128 ♪ They travel unraveling through my brain 1571 01:30:25,170 --> 01:30:28,215 ♪ Cold when I am denied it 1572 01:30:28,257 --> 01:30:30,592 ♪ Your light is ultraviolet 1573 01:30:30,633 --> 01:30:32,010 I think I broke my neck. 1574 01:30:32,052 --> 01:30:34,888 ♪ Ultraviolet 1575 01:30:41,686 --> 01:30:45,315 ♪ The fire you ignited 1576 01:30:45,357 --> 01:30:47,859 ♪ Good, bad and undecided 1577 01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:51,071 ♪ Burns when I stand beside it 1578 01:30:51,113 --> 01:30:56,159 ♪ Your light is ultraviolet Visions so insane 1579 01:30:56,201 --> 01:30:57,411 ♪ They travel... ♪ 1580 01:30:57,451 --> 01:30:58,578 (MUSIC STOPS) 1581 01:30:58,620 --> 01:31:00,080 (GUEST CHATTERING) 1582 01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:12,175 Before I vom over this vile song 1583 01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:14,677 I'd like to make one little announcement myself. 1584 01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:18,598 Georgia Nicolson is a lad-nabbing letch 1585 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,892 who can't keep her slutty minx hands 1586 01:31:20,934 --> 01:31:22,727 off other people's boyfriends! 1587 01:31:22,769 --> 01:31:24,438 (GUESTS BOOING) 1588 01:31:28,442 --> 01:31:32,028 Lindsay? What are you doing? 1589 01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:35,198 I know you're upset, but let's be mature adults. 1590 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:39,035 You're just a big, fat, minging minger 1591 01:31:39,077 --> 01:31:41,788 with huge knickers and a ginormous schnozzle! 1592 01:31:43,999 --> 01:31:47,043 Robbie? This is your last chance. 1593 01:31:47,085 --> 01:31:51,714 It's either her, sad olive girl who gets everything wrong, 1594 01:31:51,756 --> 01:31:54,759 or me, the woman who's so perfect for you. 1595 01:31:57,595 --> 01:31:59,639 (GUESTS CHEERING) 1596 01:32:04,602 --> 01:32:06,313 Georgia's perfect, too. 1597 01:32:07,814 --> 01:32:08,982 She's just a perfect nutter. 1598 01:32:17,366 --> 01:32:20,618 Obviously, Robbie prefers his girlfriends unfake! 1599 01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:22,578 (GASPS) 1600 01:32:29,878 --> 01:32:31,087 Nunga, nunga, nunga! 1601 01:32:40,263 --> 01:32:42,556 I'm sorry she tried to ruin your party. 1602 01:32:46,936 --> 01:32:48,562 You think I'm perfect? 1603 01:32:50,190 --> 01:32:51,774 I think you're mad. 1604 01:32:53,026 --> 01:32:54,652 You're perfect for me. 1605 01:32:58,740 --> 01:33:00,867 (LOUD CHEERING) 1606 01:33:18,134 --> 01:33:22,264 (LAUGHING) 1607 01:33:22,305 --> 01:33:26,142 BOB: Angus looks like he's in Brokeback Mountain. 1608 01:33:26,184 --> 01:33:29,521 Where is the marmalade? I haven't even got any marmalade. 1609 01:33:29,563 --> 01:33:32,107 GEORGIA: There are five things very right with my life. 1610 01:33:34,443 --> 01:33:38,363 One, my mum and dad are totally loved up. 1611 01:33:38,405 --> 01:33:42,409 So I don't mind them snogging in front of us anymore. 1612 01:33:42,451 --> 01:33:48,748 Two, Angus is a legend, even in fancy dress. 1613 01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:54,296 Three, I have really top friends that put up with me even when I act dim. 1614 01:33:54,337 --> 01:33:57,173 (LAUGHS) Which I'm not going to do anymore. 1615 01:33:57,215 --> 01:33:59,050 Okay, bye. CONNIE: Bye. 1616 01:33:59,092 --> 01:34:01,261 See you, Libby. BOB: Bye, have a nice day. 1617 01:34:01,303 --> 01:34:02,929 GEORGIA: Four, I don't care anymore 1618 01:34:02,971 --> 01:34:05,890 about looking perfect. It's so overrated. 1619 01:34:07,434 --> 01:34:09,643 And five, 1620 01:34:09,685 --> 01:34:12,564 I don't need a nose job or blonde hair 1621 01:34:12,606 --> 01:34:16,067 'cause my sex-god boyfriend likes me just the way I am. 1622 01:34:16,109 --> 01:34:17,486 Result! 1623 01:34:17,527 --> 01:34:18,861 (SUGAR MOUSE PLAYING) 1624 01:34:18,903 --> 01:34:20,280 ♪ Cherry menthol inside 1625 01:34:22,157 --> 01:34:25,952 ♪ I find you hiding in my bedside pocket 1626 01:34:25,994 --> 01:34:27,996 ♪ Come along for the ride 1627 01:34:30,039 --> 01:34:33,126 ♪ Cola bottles and a sherbet rocket 1628 01:34:34,377 --> 01:34:39,966 ♪ No one knows what the future holds 1629 01:34:40,008 --> 01:34:43,845 ♪ If we just hold on 1630 01:34:43,886 --> 01:34:47,432 ♪ Maybe life could be sweet 1631 01:34:49,142 --> 01:34:50,977 ♪ Just a quarter of you 1632 01:34:53,355 --> 01:34:56,483 ♪ Would be better than this empty record 1633 01:34:57,275 --> 01:34:58,985 ♪ Maybe it's true 1634 01:35:00,903 --> 01:35:05,200 ♪ You could be as good as barley sugar 1635 01:35:05,241 --> 01:35:10,913 ♪ No one knows what the future holds 1636 01:35:10,955 --> 01:35:14,834 ♪ If we just hold on 1637 01:35:14,876 --> 01:35:18,296 ♪ Maybe life could be sweet 1638 01:35:20,756 --> 01:35:24,886 ♪ I am wishing what you're wishing for 1639 01:35:28,764 --> 01:35:32,686 ♪ And I am hoping what you're hoping for 1640 01:35:36,439 --> 01:35:40,694 ♪ I am wishing what you're wishing for 1641 01:35:44,197 --> 01:35:48,284 ♪ And I am hoping what you're hoping for ♪ 1642 01:36:11,933 --> 01:36:14,143 (ULTRAVIOLET PLAYING) 1643 01:36:26,155 --> 01:36:30,993 ♪ She's a wave and she is breaking 1644 01:36:31,035 --> 01:36:35,331 ♪ She's a problem to solve 1645 01:36:37,584 --> 01:36:42,297 ♪ And in that circle she's making 1646 01:36:42,338 --> 01:36:46,968 ♪ I will always revolve 1647 01:36:50,054 --> 01:36:56,894 ♪ And on her sight These eyes depend 1648 01:36:56,936 --> 01:37:03,318 ♪ Invisible and indivisible That fire you ignited 1649 01:37:03,359 --> 01:37:05,861 ♪ Good, bad and undecided 1650 01:37:05,903 --> 01:37:08,782 ♪ Burns when I stand beside it 1651 01:37:08,822 --> 01:37:11,701 ♪ Your light is ultraviolet 1652 01:37:11,743 --> 01:37:16,998 ♪ Visions so insane Travel unraveling through my brain 1653 01:37:17,039 --> 01:37:20,084 ♪ Cold when I am denied it 1654 01:37:20,126 --> 01:37:25,965 ♪ Your light is ultraviolet Ultraviolet 1655 01:37:36,685 --> 01:37:41,606 ♪ Now is a phase and it's changing 1656 01:37:41,648 --> 01:37:48,029 ♪ It's rotating us all 1657 01:37:48,070 --> 01:37:53,284 ♪ Thought we're safe but we're dangling 1658 01:37:53,326 --> 01:37:58,498 ♪ And it's too far to survive the fall 1659 01:38:00,375 --> 01:38:02,918 ♪ And this I know 1660 01:38:02,960 --> 01:38:07,716 ♪ It will not bend 1661 01:38:07,757 --> 01:38:13,971 ♪ Invisible and indivisible That fire you ignited 1662 01:38:14,013 --> 01:38:16,474 ♪ Good, bad and undecided 1663 01:38:16,516 --> 01:38:19,477 ♪ Burns when I stand beside it 1664 01:38:19,519 --> 01:38:22,355 ♪ Your light is ultraviolet 1665 01:38:22,397 --> 01:38:27,527 ♪ Visions so insane Travel unraveling through my brain 1666 01:38:27,569 --> 01:38:30,739 ♪ Cold when I am denied it 1667 01:38:30,780 --> 01:38:36,703 ♪ Your light is ultraviolet Ultraviolet 1668 01:38:55,555 --> 01:38:59,225 ♪ That fire you ignited 1669 01:38:59,267 --> 01:39:01,728 ♪ Good, bad and undecided 1670 01:39:01,770 --> 01:39:04,689 ♪ Burns when I stand beside it 1671 01:39:04,731 --> 01:39:07,567 ♪ Your light is ultraviolet 1672 01:39:07,609 --> 01:39:12,906 ♪ Visions so insane Travel unraveling through my brain 1673 01:39:12,946 --> 01:39:16,284 ♪ Cold when I am denied it 1674 01:39:16,325 --> 01:39:22,206 ♪ Your light is ultraviolet Ultraviolet 1675 01:39:27,336 --> 01:39:30,256 ♪ Your light is ultraviolet 1676 01:39:30,298 --> 01:39:35,386 ♪ Visions so insane Travel unraveling through my brain 1677 01:39:35,428 --> 01:39:38,556 ♪ Cold when I am denied it 1678 01:39:38,598 --> 01:39:44,771 ♪ Your light is ultraviolet Ultraviolet ♪ 116692

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