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[Knocking on door]
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[Grunts lightly]
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Officer: Albuquerque police. Hello.
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[Knocking continues]
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Sir, we'd like to talk with you
for a minute.
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Could you open the door, please?
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Look, we know you're in there.
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You're casting a shadow
through your peephole.
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All we want to do is talk.
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Would you please open the door?
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[Sighs]
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I'd, uh, I'd prefer not to, officers.
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Tommy: Sir, come on and open up.
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[Sighs] I have a condition.
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Uh, I can't go outside
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or be exposed to what's out there.
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You were able to come outside
to steal your neighbor's newspaper.
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Chuck: I didn't steal it.
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I left $5.
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The... the cover price is 50 cents.
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Did your neighbor consent
to sell you her paper?
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I, uh... [sighs]
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She... I... Isn't...
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[Sighs]
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L... um, officer, let's... let's...
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Let's talk about something
called "probable cause."
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As I'm sure you know,
in the state of New Mexico,
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there is a two-part test
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to determine whether police officers
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have an objectively reasonable basis...
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[Birds chirping]
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The situation a-as missing, versus Arizona,
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as I pointed out, uh, creates an event...
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Hey, Tommy. Come around here, would you?
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And that's why the
10th circuit court of appeals
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ruled that a coercive order...
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Check this out.
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Requiring an individual
leave his house is seizure...
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And, therefore,
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protected under
the fourth amendment, right?
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Tommy: Whole lot of camp-stove fuel.
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Guy sure as shit sounds like a tweaker.
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You see what he did to the breaker box?
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Is he coming out, or are we going in?
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Officer: You got 10 seconds
to open this door,
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or it's coming down. You hear me?
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- Ah.
- Final warning!
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Okay, I'll... I'll... I'll...
I'll let you in,
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but you have to leave
your electronic devices outside.
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No phones, no walkie-talkies,
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no flashlights...
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Definitely, definitely no tasers.
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I can't emphasize that enough. Deal?
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Or... look, look. I'll give the paper back.
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[Thudding]
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[Electricity hums]
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Synced and corrected by oykubuyuk
www.addic7ed.com
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[vehicle approaches]
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[Beeps]
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Big Ricky: Yeah?
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Uh, James McGill to see Mr. Richard Sipes.
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Ricky... call me "Ricky."
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Come on in.
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[Motor whirring]
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[Brakes squeal]
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[Sighs]
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[Keys jingling]
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[Exhales sharply]
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Uh. Uh, this is my assistant's car.
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[Chuckles]
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Well, my Mercedes is in the shop.
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[Clicks tongue]
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[Chuckles] I ought to give him
a raise. You're right.
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Big Ricky: Jim, I saw you on the TV...
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That billboard thing.
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And I had me a pair of insights.
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[Operatic music plays] Insight the first...
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You ain't afraid to put yourself out there.
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And insight the second...
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You believe in the real America...
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Freedom, self-sufficiency.
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I do.
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I... I really do.
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When I see a man like you
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driving that foreign shitbox of a car...
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Well, see, actually, it's...
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It's a sign a good man
can't get ahead today.
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It's a damned travesty. That's what it is.
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Well, that may be [clears throat] Ricky,
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but, uh...
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I refuse to consider myself a victim.
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You know, we are once again
at a point in our history
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where the fly-swatting hand of government
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is crushing the spirit
of entrepreneurship...
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Taxes, osha requirements,
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the I.N.S. poking their big, fat nose
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into every mother-loving hire.
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It's damned oppressive.
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It's tragic.
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It's un-American.
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Jim, I think you are
just the lawyer I need,
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'cause I got me a case...
Major... I say, a major case.
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Are you ready to clear your calendar?
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[Glass thuds]
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[Sighs] Ricky, I'm all ears.
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I want to secede from the United States.
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Now, I got 1,100 acres of property here,
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self-sustaining with solar power and wells,
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a sovereign state immune to
the business-killing regulations
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of the country in which
it geographically lies.
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We are going to be America's Vatican city.
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[Sighs]
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Ricky...
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I'm your man.
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Yeah, let's do this.
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Let's show 'em all.
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Yee-haw!
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Yee-haw!
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Yee-haw! [Laughs]
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Yes! We are doing this!
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Ah. [Glasses clink]
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Now, it's not gonna be easy, sir.
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I mean, the government is
gonna fight us tooth and nail.
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We could end up in the supreme court...
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I'm talking thousands of man-hours...
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I mean, years of effort.
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[Sighs]
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Are you ready for that?
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Me?
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I say bring 'em on.
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Let's talk Turkey.
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What's your rate?
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[Breathes deeply]
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$450 an hour.
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The hell with hourly.
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I want you on retainer.
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How about $1 million even...
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$500,000 up front
and $500,000 when we're done?
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A million? [Clears throat]
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That seems... Fair.
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Would you like that in cash?
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[Footsteps]
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[Music continues]
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[Lock clicks, handle turns]
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Uh.
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Well...
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Tax-free and backed by
the full faith and credit
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of the sovereign Sandia Republic.
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It's, uh...
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[Sighs]
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Son... You are getting in
on the ground floor.
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[Chuckling]
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[Doorbell rings]
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Mr. McGill, hi.
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Thanks so much for coming.
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Roland Jaycocks. Roland.
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Hey, Roland. Great to meet you.
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You can call me "Jimmy."
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Jimmy, absolutely.
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Uh, hello. Please, come on in.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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God, what was it like
climbing that billboard?
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Must have been pretty scary, huh?
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Guy needed help... that's all.
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You know, if I could do it, anybody could.
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[Chuckles]
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Well, my hat is off to you.
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So, here we are.
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And patent law is something you...
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Oh, yeah. In fact,
I... I do so many patent cases,
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I should probably just go ahead
and specialize already.
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[Chuckles] So, what do we got?
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Uh, I feel silly asking this. Yeah.
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But before I show you my invention,
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would you mind signing
a non-disclosure agreement?
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You got it. No problem.
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It's my idea of a lifetime.
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If Fisher-price or Playskool
ever got their hands on this...
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No worries.
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You ready?
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I may have seen one of these before.
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Not like this.
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This one has this little unit I've added.
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This is my invention.
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Do you have children?
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No.
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My wife and I have two boys... 4 and 6.
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And let me tell you...
Toilet-training them?
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Nightmare, both times.
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They just didn't want to use the commode.
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So I wired a motion sensor to a voice chip,
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and, well, no sense getting all technical,
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but it's all about positive reinforcement.
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Meet Tony the toilet buddy.
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And when you sit down to do your business,
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this is how he works.
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[Clanks]
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Oh, yeah, that's the way!
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[Clanks]
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Gosh, you're big!
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You're so big!
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My goodness!
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Look at you!
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[Clanks]
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Fill me up, Chandler!
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Put it in me!
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Chandler's my youngest... loves it.
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Huh.
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[Clanks]
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Give it to me, Chandler! I want it all!
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Mmm!
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Ahhh!
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Anyway, it goes on from there.
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You get the picture.
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Yeah, I, uh...
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Yeah.
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So, what do you think?
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It's a little sexual, maybe?
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Sexual? What... what does that...
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Suggestive, maybe...
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Maybe that's a better word. [Chuckles]
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Look, I'm not...
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I'm not saying
this thing won't make you rich.
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I mean, some of your wealthier
pacific rim nations...
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They'll love this... the crazy bastards.
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[Chuckles]
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I created this for children...
Children, understand?
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Well, hey,
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Viagra was originally invented
to treat hypertension.
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Look how that turned out.
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You're completely disgusting,
you know that?!
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Hey, buddy, you're the one
with the sex toilet.
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Get off my property!
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Hey, you know what?
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I hope you do make a fortune,
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'cause Chandler's gonna need it
to help pay for his therapy!
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[Brakes squeal]
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[Gearshift clicks]
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[Engine clicking, shuts off]
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[Whirring]
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[Sighs]
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I found the alpine Shepherd boy!
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[Whirring continues]
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[Sniffles]
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[Sighing]
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[Whirring stops]
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[Beeping]
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No, no. You just stay put.
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I'll be right over.
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[Clock ticking]
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[Sighs]
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Oh.
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[Clears throat]
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[Breathes deeply]
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Now, where were we?
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Oh, would you like some more tea?
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No! No, thank you. I'm... I'm fine.
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Now, the Shepherd boy Hummel...
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That's gonna go to your nephew Clarence?
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As long as he finishes college. Okay.
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If he drops out,
it goes to my niece Raylene.
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But then, Raylene doesn't get the girl...
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The girl with the geese. Mm.
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Yeah. No, then that would go
to your cousin Helen...
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Mm-hmm.
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So long as she never remarries Frederick?
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- Exactly.
- Yeah.
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And no matter what,
I want the towheaded twins
269
00:15:48,683 --> 00:15:51,017
to go to Reverend Lawrence's grandson.
270
00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:53,319
Um, don't you mean Reverend Hanes?
271
00:15:53,354 --> 00:15:56,188
'Cause Reverend Lawrence's
grandson is going to get
272
00:15:56,190 --> 00:16:00,409
the, uh, lute-playing angel,
'cause he was in the choir.
273
00:16:00,445 --> 00:16:03,863
Very sharp, Mr. McGill.
274
00:16:03,865 --> 00:16:06,665
And here I thought all lawyers were idiots.
275
00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:08,584
[Chuckles] No, only half of us are idiots.
276
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:09,869
The other half are crooks.
277
00:16:09,871 --> 00:16:12,171
[Both laugh]
278
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:15,007
- Aren't you a spicy one?
- Well...
279
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,926
If I were 40 years younger,
280
00:16:16,961 --> 00:16:19,211
I'd have you buy me a piña colada.
281
00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:21,180
Well, if you want me to draw up a DNR,
282
00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:24,016
I'll bring a blender and some pineapple.
283
00:16:24,052 --> 00:16:26,052
[Both laugh] I knew I'd like you
284
00:16:26,054 --> 00:16:29,772
when I saw how you saved
that poor man on the television.
285
00:16:29,807 --> 00:16:31,023
Well...
286
00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,893
Moxie is in such short supply these days.
287
00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:34,977
[Sighs] Yeah.
288
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:37,279
Well, I pride myself on my moxie.
289
00:16:37,315 --> 00:16:39,198
Now, I hate to do this,
290
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:41,867
but I do need to bring up my payment.
291
00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:44,036
Um [Clears throat] and I'm sorry,
292
00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:46,322
but I can't accept s&h green stamps.
293
00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:48,407
[Chuckles]
294
00:16:48,409 --> 00:16:52,211
Now, uh, my fee is $140.
295
00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:54,980
$140?
296
00:16:55,016 --> 00:16:58,667
I'll gladly accept $70 today
297
00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:00,386
and $70 when I come back
298
00:17:00,421 --> 00:17:02,721
with the completed documents, if...
299
00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:09,395
[Rustling]
300
00:17:21,776 --> 00:17:25,995
$20, $40, $60...
301
00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:31,584
$80, $100...
302
00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:34,870
And $20, $40.
303
00:17:36,207 --> 00:17:38,624
Uh. Okay.
304
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:39,925
[Clears throat]
305
00:17:39,961 --> 00:17:42,128
[Chuckles]
306
00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:43,846
Shall we continue, Mr. McGill?
307
00:17:43,881 --> 00:17:46,932
Yes. Yes, we shall, Mrs. Strauss.
308
00:17:46,968 --> 00:17:48,134
[Sighs]
309
00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:51,387
Kim: Put it on the nail, not the skin.
310
00:17:51,439 --> 00:17:54,273
Jimmy: I can't help it
if your toes are too small.
311
00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:56,225
They should all be the same size...
312
00:17:56,277 --> 00:17:57,643
The size of the big toe.
313
00:17:57,645 --> 00:17:58,811
That one I can do.
314
00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:00,446
Yeah, that would be attractive.
315
00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:02,731
[Both chuckle]
316
00:18:02,783 --> 00:18:07,236
So... how's it go again?
317
00:18:07,288 --> 00:18:11,457
[Imitating Tony the toilet buddy
] Oh, you're huge, Chandler!
318
00:18:11,492 --> 00:18:13,909
You're a big, big boy!
319
00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:16,745
Oh, where does it end?!
320
00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:18,881
Oh, don't stop, Chandler!
321
00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,749
Don't stop! [Laughs]
322
00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:23,419
Oh, here it comes!
323
00:18:23,471 --> 00:18:24,920
Oh, what is that?
324
00:18:24,972 --> 00:18:26,805
- Is that a piece of corn?
- [Laughing] No, don't.
325
00:18:26,841 --> 00:18:28,557
Did you eat corn, Chandler?
326
00:18:28,593 --> 00:18:30,176
- Is that a niblet I see, Chandler?
- That's disgusting.
327
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,428
- No, don't.
- [Normal voice] Too much?
328
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,680
Hey, good times.
329
00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:37,099
Oh. Even your lousy days
330
00:18:37,151 --> 00:18:38,767
are more interesting than my good ones.
331
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:41,020
Yeah, well, we should definitely
do something about that.
332
00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:46,992
Seriously, don't ever try
to make a living at this.
333
00:18:47,028 --> 00:18:48,577
Stick with the law.
334
00:18:48,613 --> 00:18:51,247
Yeah, because I'm really...
335
00:18:51,282 --> 00:18:53,916
Lighting the world on fire
in that department.
336
00:18:53,951 --> 00:18:56,285
Did two wills today.
337
00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:58,954
Two wills, and I started a living trust.
338
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:01,173
Whoopee! Old people love me.
339
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:03,092
Maybe you got a future in elder law.
340
00:19:03,127 --> 00:19:05,294
You think I could handle all that glamour?
341
00:19:05,346 --> 00:19:06,929
No, I'm serious.
342
00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:10,015
I... I've thought about
getting into elder law myself.
343
00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:12,635
I watched my grandmother at the end.
344
00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:14,687
It's...
345
00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:16,972
It's awful what people have to deal with...
346
00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:19,108
Insurance companies,
347
00:19:19,143 --> 00:19:22,861
my scumbag cousins stealing
her savings and her pain meds.
348
00:19:22,897 --> 00:19:25,648
Getting old sucks.
349
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,399
Seniors need someone on their side.
350
00:19:29,487 --> 00:19:31,987
[Cellphone ringing]
351
00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:36,959
It's Howard.
352
00:19:36,994 --> 00:19:39,545
What the hell does he want?
353
00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:42,464
- Shh!
- [Cellphone beeps]
354
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,833
Hi, Howard.
355
00:19:44,885 --> 00:19:49,138
Uh, no. I mean, I haven't, uh...
356
00:19:49,173 --> 00:19:51,640
Oh, my God. When?
357
00:19:51,676 --> 00:19:53,809
Yeah, okay.
358
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:57,429
I'll see if I can, um, track Jimmy down.
359
00:19:57,431 --> 00:19:59,932
I'll call you back. S-sure.
360
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:03,185
[Cellphone beeps]
361
00:20:03,237 --> 00:20:04,937
It's Chuck.
362
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,052
[Electricity buzzing]
363
00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:15,918
[Buzzing intensifies]
364
00:20:15,934 --> 00:20:17,401
Jimmy: Chuck.
365
00:20:17,434 --> 00:20:18,566
Chuck, you with me?
366
00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:20,435
Chuck, hey, buddy. It's me.
367
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,084
Hey, can you talk to me? Jim...
368
00:20:23,136 --> 00:20:26,387
Jesus Christ. These sons of bitches.
369
00:20:26,423 --> 00:20:27,639
[Breathing sharply]
370
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:29,924
Hey, hey. Sir, you can't do that.
371
00:20:29,976 --> 00:20:32,810
- All of this needs to stay on.
- No, no. No electricity.
372
00:20:32,846 --> 00:20:35,297
- You understand?
- No, it needs to be on.
373
00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:37,098
- I'm getting security.
- No, uh, wait, wait.
374
00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:38,516
Wait, wait. Uh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
375
00:20:38,518 --> 00:20:39,918
Jimmy: Huh? Why isn't that one going out?
376
00:20:39,953 --> 00:20:42,437
- Jimmy. Jimmy.
- Damn it.
377
00:20:42,489 --> 00:20:45,273
I just... Jimmy, wait a second.
Jimmy. Think.
378
00:20:45,325 --> 00:20:49,110
- What's the plan here?
- Sir? Sir?
379
00:20:49,162 --> 00:20:50,995
Sir, I need you to get down from there.
380
00:20:51,031 --> 00:20:52,947
What the hell kind of torture
chamber you running here?
381
00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:54,782
He... he's allergic
to electricity, all right?
382
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:57,201
- You heard the doc. Get down now.
- No, all these lights and machines...
383
00:20:57,203 --> 00:20:58,536
You might as well throw him
into a microwave.
384
00:20:58,588 --> 00:20:59,871
- Come on down now.
- No, don't touch me!
385
00:20:59,923 --> 00:21:03,174
He is this patient's brother.
Please, listen to him.
386
00:21:03,209 --> 00:21:04,676
[Remote control beeps]
387
00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:06,878
[Breathing heavily]
388
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,097
- Let's go.
- Dr. Cruz: Hey. Wait, Edwin, hold up.
389
00:21:09,132 --> 00:21:10,431
Hold on a second, Edwin.
390
00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:12,801
Sir, are you ready to calm down now?
391
00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:15,429
Yes. His name is Jimmy, and,
yes, he is gonna calm down.
392
00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:16,762
I need you to say the words, Jimmy.
393
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,430
I need to hear it from you.
394
00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:20,048
I'm calm, okay? I'm calm.
395
00:21:21,435 --> 00:21:23,468
Edwin, why don't you
go wait in the hallway?
396
00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,938
I'll call if we need you.
397
00:21:25,973 --> 00:21:30,192
Okay, so, tell me about the electricity.
398
00:21:30,227 --> 00:21:33,529
Yeah, look, I know how
it sounds, but it's real.
399
00:21:33,564 --> 00:21:35,147
Oh, shit.
400
00:21:35,149 --> 00:21:38,567
My phone and stuff...
Anything with a battery in it...
401
00:21:38,619 --> 00:21:40,285
He can't have it near him.
402
00:21:40,321 --> 00:21:42,538
Hang on.
403
00:21:42,573 --> 00:21:45,073
Here's my phone. Okay, that's it.
404
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:48,126
[Breathing heavily] Thanks.
405
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,750
Okay, what the hell happened to him?
406
00:21:54,802 --> 00:21:56,585
- Why is he here?
- Apparently, it started
407
00:21:56,637 --> 00:21:58,670
when Charles stole
his neighbor's newspaper.
408
00:21:58,672 --> 00:22:00,756
What? He... he never leaves the house.
409
00:22:00,808 --> 00:22:02,474
I don't... I don't have all the details,
410
00:22:02,509 --> 00:22:04,560
but the police found him
in a very agitated state.
411
00:22:04,595 --> 00:22:07,479
He was confrontational and incoherent.
412
00:22:07,514 --> 00:22:08,814
How come you didn't call me?
413
00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:10,566
Uh, why did I have to hear about this
414
00:22:10,601 --> 00:22:13,602
through my brother's
prick of a law partner?
415
00:22:13,654 --> 00:22:15,153
The only contact information we could find
416
00:22:15,189 --> 00:22:17,155
was a business card.
417
00:22:17,191 --> 00:22:21,193
Jimmy, in my opinion,
Charles should be committed
418
00:22:21,195 --> 00:22:24,696
for 30 days of psychiatric observation.
419
00:22:24,698 --> 00:22:26,164
As a family member,
420
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,034
you can submit a petition
for him to be evaluated.
421
00:22:29,036 --> 00:22:31,536
There's an excellent facility
in Las Cruces.
422
00:22:31,538 --> 00:22:34,840
He can be there tomorrow.
423
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,959
I'd rather not. [Breathes deeply]
424
00:22:37,011 --> 00:22:39,962
Hey, buddy. Hey, I'm right here.
425
00:22:40,014 --> 00:22:41,013
Oh, hey, Chuck.
426
00:22:41,048 --> 00:22:42,931
Excuse me.
427
00:22:42,967 --> 00:22:45,601
Mr. McGill, my name is Dr. Cruz.
428
00:22:45,636 --> 00:22:47,302
Do you know why you're in the hospital?
429
00:22:47,354 --> 00:22:52,808
The police kicked in my door...
No warrant, no cause.
430
00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:54,142
I wasn't incoherent.
431
00:22:54,194 --> 00:22:55,811
They just weren't listening.
432
00:22:55,863 --> 00:22:58,063
They tasered me, Jimmy.
433
00:22:58,065 --> 00:22:59,615
Aw, Jesus.
434
00:22:59,650 --> 00:23:02,067
Kim?
435
00:23:02,069 --> 00:23:04,236
I'm sorry. I can give you privacy.
436
00:23:04,238 --> 00:23:06,405
Oh, no, no, no. That's all right. Stay.
437
00:23:06,407 --> 00:23:08,123
Howard... Called me.
438
00:23:08,158 --> 00:23:09,908
He's very concerned about you.
439
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:12,494
How are you feeling now, Mr. McGill?
440
00:23:12,546 --> 00:23:15,414
Uh, do... do you have a phone
or a... a pager,
441
00:23:15,416 --> 00:23:17,082
anything with a battery?
442
00:23:17,084 --> 00:23:19,751
I don't think so. I...
443
00:23:21,588 --> 00:23:23,255
Uh...
444
00:23:24,091 --> 00:23:26,141
Yeah. [Chuckles]
445
00:23:26,176 --> 00:23:28,260
- [Breathing quickly]
- Oversight. Sorry about that.
446
00:23:30,564 --> 00:23:34,316
Can you tell me a little more
about your... Situation?
447
00:23:34,351 --> 00:23:36,518
It's not a situation.
448
00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:38,570
It's a condition...
449
00:23:38,605 --> 00:23:40,856
Electromagnetic hypersensitivity.
450
00:23:40,908 --> 00:23:44,526
For reasons unknown, my nervous
system has become sensitized
451
00:23:44,578 --> 00:23:47,746
to certain frequencies
of electromagnetic radiation.
452
00:23:47,781 --> 00:23:50,415
Your brother called it
an allergy to electricity.
453
00:23:50,451 --> 00:23:52,334
Well, it's an oversimplification,
454
00:23:52,369 --> 00:23:54,920
but it's essentially correct.
455
00:23:54,955 --> 00:24:00,693
Electronic devices create their
own electromagnetic fields.
456
00:24:01,128 --> 00:24:05,097
The closer I am to such devices,
the worse my symptoms.
457
00:24:05,132 --> 00:24:06,548
Which are?
458
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,051
Burning sensation on my skin,
459
00:24:09,103 --> 00:24:12,137
a sharp, cold pain in my bones,
460
00:24:12,139 --> 00:24:15,190
muscle fatigue, heart palpitations,
461
00:24:15,225 --> 00:24:17,526
blurred vision, tinnitus,
462
00:24:17,561 --> 00:24:20,862
vertigo, nausea, shortness of breath,
463
00:24:20,898 --> 00:24:23,115
a general... it hurts.
464
00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:24,900
Yes, it hurts.
465
00:24:24,952 --> 00:24:27,652
When did you first experience
these symptoms?
466
00:24:27,654 --> 00:24:29,905
[Sighs] Oh, it must have been...
467
00:24:29,957 --> 00:24:33,408
Y... you left the office 18 months ago.
468
00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:37,162
Huh. Well, in that case, uh,
must have been almost two years.
469
00:24:37,164 --> 00:24:38,880
- Two years?
- Mm-hmm.
470
00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:41,583
That's a... that's a long time
to live with discomfort.
471
00:24:41,635 --> 00:24:42,834
Oh, there it is.
472
00:24:44,505 --> 00:24:47,005
You think I'm crazy.
473
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,141
I never said that.
474
00:24:49,176 --> 00:24:51,309
No, you didn't, because you're very polite,
475
00:24:51,345 --> 00:24:52,928
but you think it.
476
00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:55,313
Otherwise, you wouldn't be
talking about commitment.
477
00:24:55,349 --> 00:24:57,099
You find that idea distressing.
478
00:24:57,151 --> 00:24:58,600
Who the hell wouldn't?
479
00:24:58,652 --> 00:25:01,153
I... I find it inappropriate
480
00:25:01,188 --> 00:25:05,090
for a person suffering from
a physical condition.
481
00:25:05,125 --> 00:25:07,159
[Breathes deeply]
482
00:25:07,194 --> 00:25:09,528
Anyone who's spent more than
a few minutes with me
483
00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:12,447
knows that this isn't
some kind of delusion.
484
00:25:12,499 --> 00:25:13,698
Wouldn't you agree, Kim?
485
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,500
Jimmy: Of course she does.
486
00:25:15,536 --> 00:25:17,202
Well, I'm not a doctor.
487
00:25:17,204 --> 00:25:19,671
You've known me for
the better part of a decade.
488
00:25:19,706 --> 00:25:21,757
Have you ever seen me exhibit any sign...
489
00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:24,259
Any sign whatsoever of mental illness?
490
00:25:24,294 --> 00:25:25,761
See?
491
00:25:25,796 --> 00:25:27,712
If I thought for one second
you could cure me,
492
00:25:27,714 --> 00:25:30,549
believe me, I'd jump at the chance.
493
00:25:30,551 --> 00:25:31,716
But with all due respect,
494
00:25:31,718 --> 00:25:33,218
psychiatry doesn't have the answers.
495
00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:34,719
I'd very much like to try.
496
00:25:34,721 --> 00:25:38,523
Section 43-1-11, part (E)(3)...
497
00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:40,559
"The proposed commitment is consistent with
498
00:25:40,561 --> 00:25:42,644
"the treatment needs of the client
499
00:25:42,696 --> 00:25:46,148
and with the least drastic means
principle."
500
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,068
Chuck: Do you think subjecting me
to this kind of pain for a month
501
00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:51,486
is the least drastic means?
502
00:25:51,538 --> 00:25:53,572
He might as well spend
a month in a wood chipper.
503
00:25:55,492 --> 00:25:59,461
Dr. Cruz: I understand
your frustration. I do.
504
00:25:59,496 --> 00:26:02,714
You're obviously a highly intelligent man
505
00:26:02,749 --> 00:26:07,085
in difficult circumstances.
506
00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:10,388
May I ask you a question,
just for my own interest?
507
00:26:10,424 --> 00:26:13,725
How do you meet the needs of daily life?
508
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,310
What do you do for light, or...
509
00:26:15,345 --> 00:26:16,928
How do you prepare food?
510
00:26:16,930 --> 00:26:19,681
[Sighs] I use white-gas lanterns.
511
00:26:19,733 --> 00:26:21,266
For cooking, I have a camp stove.
512
00:26:21,268 --> 00:26:24,069
I have a large cooler
I keep filled with ice.
513
00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:28,073
It's not ideal, but I make do.
514
00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:29,357
I see.
515
00:26:29,409 --> 00:26:31,693
Well, thank you.
516
00:26:31,745 --> 00:26:33,528
Would you mind if I took a moment
517
00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:35,947
to speak with your brother?
518
00:26:35,949 --> 00:26:38,783
Oh, uh, make sure you still have
your wallet when you're done.
519
00:26:38,785 --> 00:26:41,203
[Chuckles] Funny guy.
520
00:26:41,255 --> 00:26:42,621
Jimmy.
521
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:47,926
[Sighs] I want to go home.
522
00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:56,852
[Intercom chatter]
523
00:26:56,887 --> 00:26:58,220
That was a dirty trick.
524
00:26:58,272 --> 00:27:00,605
That wasn't a trick...
It was a demonstration.
525
00:27:00,641 --> 00:27:03,058
This allergy to electricity isn't real...
526
00:27:03,110 --> 00:27:05,227
It's a manifestation of something deeper.
527
00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:06,862
I'm not saying it's 100% real, okay?
528
00:27:06,897 --> 00:27:09,231
But Chuck is smarter than you
and me put together,
529
00:27:09,283 --> 00:27:11,066
so we're not talking him out of this,
530
00:27:11,118 --> 00:27:13,869
and I'm not sending him to a rubber room.
531
00:27:13,904 --> 00:27:15,904
No one is talking about rubber rooms.
532
00:27:15,956 --> 00:27:17,038
There are specialists who will...
533
00:27:17,074 --> 00:27:18,290
He's seen specialists, okay?
534
00:27:18,325 --> 00:27:19,824
The best doctors from here to Denver,
535
00:27:19,826 --> 00:27:21,293
and none of them helped... not one.
536
00:27:21,328 --> 00:27:22,544
So you're ready to give up.
537
00:27:22,579 --> 00:27:24,713
[Scoffs] Who's giving up, huh?
538
00:27:24,748 --> 00:27:27,716
I'm... I'm the one
doing the heavy lifting here.
539
00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:29,301
That white gas he was talking about...
540
00:27:29,336 --> 00:27:30,719
Who do you think brings him that?
541
00:27:30,754 --> 00:27:32,387
And milk and bread and toilet paper
542
00:27:32,422 --> 00:27:34,422
and ice and every other
damn thing he needs.
543
00:27:34,474 --> 00:27:38,226
Is that helping or enabling?
544
00:27:38,262 --> 00:27:40,562
If you testify in a custodial hearing,
545
00:27:40,597 --> 00:27:42,898
he can get the help he needs...
That's in your power.
546
00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:44,816
To be committed involuntarily,
547
00:27:44,851 --> 00:27:46,818
he has to be a danger to himself or others.
548
00:27:46,853 --> 00:27:48,320
And he is.
549
00:27:48,355 --> 00:27:51,323
Coleman lanterns indoors, a camp stove?
550
00:27:51,358 --> 00:27:53,024
I mean, he could burn his house down
551
00:27:53,026 --> 00:27:55,243
or the entire neighborhood,
552
00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:57,746
and then you're looking at
a commitment of 10 to 20 years.
553
00:27:57,781 --> 00:27:59,281
What if...
554
00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:01,366
What if he just hurts himself
in a household accident?
555
00:28:01,368 --> 00:28:03,535
How does he call for help?
556
00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:08,506
You have the power to help your brother...
557
00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:11,042
Truly help him.
558
00:28:13,297 --> 00:28:15,380
Ignoring this won't make it go away.
559
00:28:20,137 --> 00:28:22,887
What would you do?
560
00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:26,107
All I know is...
561
00:28:26,143 --> 00:28:27,642
He needs help.
562
00:28:29,196 --> 00:28:31,196
[Sighs]
563
00:28:37,037 --> 00:28:38,069
Untie him.
564
00:28:38,071 --> 00:28:39,704
I'm getting him out of here.
565
00:28:43,076 --> 00:28:44,826
A nurse will bring you the release forms.
566
00:28:53,003 --> 00:28:55,503
[Keys jingling]
567
00:28:58,892 --> 00:29:00,925
Oh, boy.
568
00:29:02,346 --> 00:29:04,095
Jimmy. Jimmy. I found him.
569
00:29:04,097 --> 00:29:06,598
I thought I'd wait till you got here.
570
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,266
Great. How's he doing?
571
00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:09,934
Better. Resting.
572
00:29:09,936 --> 00:29:12,153
Good.
573
00:29:12,189 --> 00:29:14,606
Uh, Jimmy...
574
00:29:14,608 --> 00:29:16,574
I want you to know
that I've talked to the D.A.,
575
00:29:16,610 --> 00:29:20,245
and he absolutely will not sign
off on any commitment papers.
576
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,497
This is a physical condition,
not a mental one.
577
00:29:22,532 --> 00:29:23,915
Chuck is of sound mind.
578
00:29:23,950 --> 00:29:26,034
I think we can all agree on that.
579
00:29:26,086 --> 00:29:27,118
[Scoffs]
580
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,170
You're a real peach, Howard.
581
00:29:29,206 --> 00:29:31,339
Of course you don't want Chuck committed.
582
00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:33,875
No, I don't. Why would I?
583
00:29:33,927 --> 00:29:35,877
Because if Chuck were committed,
584
00:29:35,929 --> 00:29:37,345
then I'd become his legal guardian,
585
00:29:37,381 --> 00:29:38,513
and I cash him out of HHM.
586
00:29:38,548 --> 00:29:40,015
Jesus, Jimmy. Now?
587
00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:41,683
You want to hash that out
while he's lying in here?
588
00:29:41,718 --> 00:29:43,268
You know, the tanning bed
must have melted your brain
589
00:29:43,303 --> 00:29:44,602
if you think for one second...
590
00:29:44,638 --> 00:29:46,971
Guys... Chuck. That's why we're here.
591
00:29:46,973 --> 00:29:49,224
Yes. Let's stay on point.
592
00:29:49,276 --> 00:29:51,393
We're talking about the well-being of a man
593
00:29:51,445 --> 00:29:52,894
whom we all love very much.
594
00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:54,479
There's many factors at play.
595
00:29:54,481 --> 00:29:55,980
Spite doesn't have to be one of them.
596
00:29:55,982 --> 00:29:57,365
You know what, Howard?
597
00:29:57,401 --> 00:29:58,616
I was on the fence till you showed up,
598
00:29:58,652 --> 00:29:59,951
but thanks for helping me decide.
599
00:29:59,986 --> 00:30:01,986
Wave bye-bye to your cash cow,
600
00:30:01,988 --> 00:30:04,122
'cause it's leaving the pasture.
601
00:30:04,157 --> 00:30:05,407
I'm committing him.
602
00:30:09,663 --> 00:30:11,746
Jimmy. Uh, j... wait.
603
00:30:11,798 --> 00:30:13,832
Jimmy, wait. Jimmy.
604
00:30:13,834 --> 00:30:15,800
Jimmy, can you wait?
605
00:30:15,836 --> 00:30:17,752
Jimmy, wait a second.
606
00:30:17,804 --> 00:30:19,637
Listen, I agree that Chuck needs help,
607
00:30:19,673 --> 00:30:21,473
and maybe it's the right thing to do,
608
00:30:21,508 --> 00:30:23,007
but you can't do it like this.
609
00:30:23,009 --> 00:30:25,844
I just want to see
that son of a bitch sweat.
610
00:30:25,846 --> 00:30:28,813
It's so obvious what he's afraid of.
611
00:30:28,849 --> 00:30:31,483
I'm taking my brother home.
612
00:30:34,855 --> 00:30:36,855
[Sighs]
613
00:30:45,354 --> 00:30:46,488
Jimmy: There you go, buddy.
614
00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:47,953
- Yeah.
- There you go.
615
00:30:47,989 --> 00:30:50,272
Okay, some steps. One and two.
616
00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:51,640
And there you go.
617
00:30:51,692 --> 00:30:53,976
Hey, you're home, all right?
618
00:30:54,028 --> 00:30:57,279
Everything's gonna be all right.
619
00:30:57,315 --> 00:30:59,398
Uh, you want something to eat...
620
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,734
Uh, some tea... a cup of tea?
621
00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:04,203
- Coffee?
- [Sighs] Yeah.
622
00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:06,539
Coffee. Coffee it is.
623
00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:09,492
Uh, Jimmy, I'm... I'm...
I'm gonna need my...
624
00:31:09,544 --> 00:31:13,295
I don't... I... I... I... I...
625
00:31:13,331 --> 00:31:15,464
Oh, it's...
626
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,216
[Sighs]
627
00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:18,551
Yeah.
628
00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:21,086
[Breathing heavily]
629
00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:53,586
[Groaning]
630
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:02,294
You want to talk about this?
631
00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:06,215
- There's nothing to talk about.
- You took the paper.
632
00:32:06,267 --> 00:32:07,466
You saw this.
633
00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:10,686
You got sick.
634
00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,388
What's your point?
635
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:17,059
Chuck, I think you got sick
'cause you saw this story.
636
00:32:17,111 --> 00:32:20,312
No, w... whenever you think
I've done something wrong,
637
00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:23,065
something questionable, you get worse.
638
00:32:23,117 --> 00:32:24,400
I didn't get sick
639
00:32:24,452 --> 00:32:25,734
because I read about you in the paper.
640
00:32:25,786 --> 00:32:27,236
I got sick
641
00:32:27,288 --> 00:32:29,788
because I went out of my house
to retrieve the paper.
642
00:32:29,824 --> 00:32:31,957
W... [sighs]
643
00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:34,293
I'm too tired for this argument, Jimmy.
644
00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:36,212
I... I've had it too many times.
645
00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:38,581
You think this is the return
of slippin' Jimmy,
646
00:32:38,633 --> 00:32:41,050
but it's not. All right.
647
00:32:41,085 --> 00:32:44,920
Uh, you think the
billboard thing was unethical,
648
00:32:44,972 --> 00:32:47,006
but it was... Promotion.
649
00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:48,807
It was advertising... that's all.
650
00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:51,477
Which wasn't even allowed until
five supreme court justices
651
00:32:51,512 --> 00:32:54,263
went completely bonkers in
Bates vs. State bar of Arizona.
652
00:32:54,315 --> 00:32:55,731
Aha!
653
00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:57,816
But in any event...
654
00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,235
It's legal.
655
00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:01,520
If you want to advertise,
that's your business.
656
00:33:01,522 --> 00:33:04,156
"Business" being
the operative word there, Chuck,
657
00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:06,525
because I-I have gotten business
off of this...
658
00:33:06,527 --> 00:33:10,112
Legit business... wills, uh, trusts.
659
00:33:10,164 --> 00:33:14,617
Uh, I'm... I'm kind of starting
to specialize in elder law.
660
00:33:14,669 --> 00:33:16,118
Elder law?
661
00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:17,920
Yeah, the things the elderly
have to deal with...
662
00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:20,956
I mean, you know, relatives
coming after their savings,
663
00:33:21,008 --> 00:33:23,592
telemarketers, reverse-mortgage scams...
664
00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,594
I mean, getting old sucks.
665
00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:28,297
Seniors need someone on their side, so...
666
00:33:28,349 --> 00:33:30,599
You're looking at him.
667
00:33:30,635 --> 00:33:33,636
Well, that sounds...
668
00:33:33,688 --> 00:33:35,387
Promising.
669
00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:38,223
But it has nothing to do with my condition.
670
00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:40,859
Chuck, listen. I'm gonna make
you a promise right now, okay?
671
00:33:40,895 --> 00:33:44,910
- No, not necessary, not requested.
- Okay.
672
00:33:44,994 --> 00:33:46,878
The billboard was a one-time thing.
673
00:33:46,913 --> 00:33:48,296
I... I'm a good lawyer.
674
00:33:48,331 --> 00:33:50,298
I just needed some razzmatazz, you know,
675
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,333
to get the ball rolling,
some showmanship...
676
00:33:52,335 --> 00:33:53,418
That's all it was.
677
00:33:53,470 --> 00:33:54,953
It's done now. It's over.
678
00:33:54,969 --> 00:33:55,785
All right.
679
00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:57,502
From here on out,
I'm gonna play by the rules.
680
00:33:58,269 --> 00:33:59,936
As any lawyer should.
681
00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:01,270
Exactly.
682
00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:03,356
There are clients out there who need me,
683
00:34:03,408 --> 00:34:05,575
and I'm gonna give them
the best representation
684
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:06,692
I know how to provide.
685
00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:08,861
I... I'm on the up-and-up, okay?
686
00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:11,080
I will be good.
687
00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:12,331
Slippin' Jimmy...
688
00:34:12,367 --> 00:34:16,085
He's back in Cicero, dead and buried.
689
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,088
[Clock ticking]
690
00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:20,256
[Inhales deeply]
691
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:23,793
Okay.
692
00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,795
We'll see.
693
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:28,014
Where you going?
694
00:34:28,049 --> 00:34:30,132
Somebody's got to make that coffee.
695
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,560
I'm sure the truth will come out,
696
00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:43,279
if, indeed, that's whatwe're all interested in.
697
00:34:43,314 --> 00:34:46,732
I know everybody in thiscourtroom has strong feelings
698
00:34:46,784 --> 00:34:48,568
about Nicholas Baron's past,
699
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:53,456
but I submit he is not on trialhere for his past.
700
00:34:53,491 --> 00:34:56,909
He is on trial for the murdersof Donald Kovack
701
00:34:56,961 --> 00:34:58,744
and Eddie Alonzo.
702
00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:00,963
[Remote control clicks]
703
00:35:00,999 --> 00:35:03,132
Single-breasted...
704
00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:08,554
Light blue or cream.
705
00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:10,006
Blue.
706
00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:14,310
Linen.
707
00:35:16,598 --> 00:35:19,765
[Sighs]
708
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,854
Single pocket.
709
00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:34,614
[Indistinct conversations]
710
00:36:40,014 --> 00:36:41,480
Hello, there.
711
00:36:41,516 --> 00:36:43,432
James McGill, attorney at law.
712
00:36:43,434 --> 00:36:45,434
How are you this fine morning?
713
00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:48,321
- I'm just fine. And how about you?
- Very good.
714
00:36:48,356 --> 00:36:50,272
Play fair.
715
00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:51,824
Oh, what do we got here?
716
00:36:51,859 --> 00:36:53,859
[Straining] I see.
717
00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:56,412
A piece is trying to get away.
718
00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:58,080
Enjoy the jello.
719
00:36:58,116 --> 00:36:59,915
Get to the bottom.
720
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,701
Wait. Who's the banker here?
721
00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:04,203
That's the only one I want to talk to.
There he is.
722
00:37:04,255 --> 00:37:05,454
Hey. How are ya?
723
00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:07,757
I'm good. Whoa! What a grip, young man!
724
00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:08,924
Yeah, watch out.
725
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,459
That's my will-writing hand.
726
00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:12,678
- [Speaks indistinctly]
- Okay.
727
00:37:12,714 --> 00:37:16,265
Hello, ladies. You look beautiful today.
728
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,933
All right over there?
729
00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:20,603
Very good. Play fair.
730
00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:22,021
Ah, no betting.
731
00:37:22,056 --> 00:37:24,523
Oh, wait a second. Is that Veronica lake?
732
00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:27,943
Give me a hug, beautiful.
733
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,112
Yes. You look great today.
734
00:37:30,148 --> 00:37:32,448
All right, no cheating.
No hiding the tablet.
735
00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:34,367
Oh, what do we have here?
736
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:46,300
Hey, there he is... the man in the booth,
737
00:37:46,335 --> 00:37:48,886
John Wilkes booth, booth Tarkington.
738
00:37:48,921 --> 00:37:50,470
What you reading there?
739
00:37:50,506 --> 00:37:52,839
"The complete annotated book of rules
740
00:37:52,892 --> 00:37:54,341
for parking validation"?
741
00:37:54,393 --> 00:37:56,009
No.
742
00:37:56,061 --> 00:37:59,096
The rules for parking validation
are actually pretty simple.
743
00:37:59,098 --> 00:38:01,231
Most people get it on the first try.
744
00:38:01,267 --> 00:38:03,901
Well, you'll be pleased to know
745
00:38:03,936 --> 00:38:06,770
I have the requisite stickers.
746
00:38:06,772 --> 00:38:09,189
Well, be still my heart.
747
00:38:09,241 --> 00:38:10,607
And...
748
00:38:10,609 --> 00:38:13,911
You can have this, as well.
749
00:38:13,946 --> 00:38:16,246
I'm doing elder law now.
750
00:38:16,282 --> 00:38:18,115
Need a will? Call McGill.
751
00:38:18,117 --> 00:38:22,836
So, give me a call if you, uh...
752
00:38:22,871 --> 00:38:26,790
Uh, if, uh, you happen to know any elders.
753
00:38:27,793 --> 00:38:29,126
Good night.
754
00:38:29,128 --> 00:38:31,428
Couldn't have a bad one if I tried.
755
00:39:05,497 --> 00:39:07,748
- Mike: Good night.
- Night.
756
00:39:35,361 --> 00:39:39,079
[Indistinct conversations]
757
00:40:34,586 --> 00:40:35,719
[Seat belt clicks]
758
00:40:35,754 --> 00:40:37,637
[Engine turns over]
759
00:41:36,115 --> 00:41:38,615
[Engine turns over]
760
00:42:00,506 --> 00:42:03,423
[Engine shuts off]
761
00:42:03,475 --> 00:42:05,976
[Car door hinges creak]
762
00:42:15,687 --> 00:42:18,188
[Car door hinges creak]
763
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:22,757
Lucy: Out here in the hall and everything?
764
00:42:22,839 --> 00:42:23,738
Don't be so silly.
765
00:42:23,739 --> 00:42:24,772
Dan: Well, there's nobody around.
766
00:42:24,839 --> 00:42:25,792
Oh, but you never can tell when there's
767
00:42:25,817 --> 00:42:26,696
- someone around.
- Then I'll come in.
768
00:42:26,724 --> 00:42:28,307
Oh, no, Dan, I wouldn't come inif I were you.
769
00:42:28,342 --> 00:42:30,843
- Really, we're going to be awfully late.
- Well, don't be bashful, Lucy.
770
00:42:30,895 --> 00:42:32,728
Well, I'm not bashful, butI've never kissed you before,
771
00:42:32,763 --> 00:42:34,730
and I don't thinkthis is exactly the place.
772
00:42:34,765 --> 00:42:36,682
Gosh, if you knew how crazy I am about you,
773
00:42:36,734 --> 00:42:39,834
you wouldn't hesitate...I can't sleep nights.
774
00:42:40,034 --> 00:42:41,734
Oh, why don't you take some hot milk?
775
00:42:41,786 --> 00:42:43,569
I guess I must be in love,'cause it started right...
776
00:42:43,585 --> 00:42:46,086
[Television mutes]
777
00:42:54,763 --> 00:42:57,264
[Knocking on door]
778
00:43:07,309 --> 00:43:09,359
[Knocking continues]
779
00:43:09,394 --> 00:43:11,895
[Door hinges creak]
780
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,220
Long way from home, aren't you?
781
00:43:20,255 --> 00:43:22,589
You and me both.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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