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I'm going to die!

Hey, hey, you won't die if you drink like that.

Wait.

Hey, wait, so I can die with you.

Me, too!

I might not die drinking this…

- Let's drink! - Let's drink!

I'm not in the mood to toast.

- Come on. - Come on. Glass over your head!

Let's drink!

Let's get drunk!

- Let's go crazy! - Let's go crazy!

What time is it? Why are you closing so early?

Why do you girls care about what time it is?

You girls will drink until sunrise, anyway.

This is the last snack,

so eat it, wash the dishes…

- Turn the lights off! - Lock the door!

Hide the key, and…

- Go home! - Go home!

Yes, sir!

Ugh.

What's wrong?

Sir.

Can you please remove this dried pollack head?

Huh? You used even to ask for the leftover dried pollack heads.

Ugh, it's because I can only see its lips!

What's wrong with her?

She kissed.

Ugh, don't you know "Mouth To Mouth?"

Take it, you idiot! Damn it.

Drink and forget about it.

Well, when you live, you may step on feet, touch hands,

and touch lips, too, don't you think?

Yeah, if not, the word "mistake" wouldn't exist!

To be honest, it's not all So-hee's fault.

It's that damn perilla leaf's fault.

Ugh, whatever, whatever!

By the way…

weren't you completely drunk earlier?

Yeah, I was completely drunk.

No way, did you…

I have a chronic illness.

An illness which makes the man in front of me

suddenly look handsome when I'm drunk,

and…

Hey, hey! It's noisy, you bastard! Huh?

Which makes me mistake pity for attraction.

As the price for that illness, I loved one man for three years.

Did he look pitiful?

Ugh, that's not why!

Gimbap.

Let's just take the tuna out, Ms. Ahn. The tuna.

Ms. Ahn, what time did you drink until last night?

That's alcohol-related dementia.

You're old now, that's why.

Mmm! Just listening to that makes me hate him.

I just hate him.

Yeah, So-hee, he's not even your type. Forget it.

Just think that you stepped on poop.

No, but still, a kiss is better than poop.

Ha… Ji-yeon!

Ji-yeon! Ji-yeon! Ji-yeon!

- Did you get everything? - Yeah…

Alright, score!

- Ugh... oh... - Ah, the sun is up.

Oblivion is god's solicitude

and liquor is the potion of oblivion.

Let's go!

Today's sun is not yesterday's sun anymore.

Are you okay now?

Why? Did something happen yesterday?

Nothing happened.

Ah, I want to kiss, too.

It's been too long.

Ah!

Wow... you're so...

Are you okay?

Oh.

What the heck?

Ah…

If you want to take a look, it's 50 cents each.

Uh, I'm acquainted with that person throwing up.

I have something to tell her.

Oh, really? So-hee, a man is here.

Wait, are you that perilla leaf guy?

I'm the victim.

Oh, my! It's such a honor to see you so soon.

So-hee, get up. He's jere.

Ugh… argh! Bleh!

Ugh… ah, So-hee is embarrassed right now,

so why don't you tell me instead?

Then please tell her it's an emergency.

Because of what happened yesterday, my girlfriend is furious.

Girlfriend?

That bastard has a girlfriend?

Oh, so you have a girlfriend.

I didn't hear anything about that.

She was there yesterday.

Really?

Yesterday? There?

Those who were there yesterday were…

Two assistant producers

and one intern. That's all.

Wait!

Could it be that intern?

Nice to meet you. I'm So Hyun.

Mm-mmm! You must say your full name.

My last name is So, and my first name is Hyun.

Aha, oh, I see.

Oh, your skin is like a baby.

Can you drink?

I cannot drink at all.

- That kid? - Then is it compensated dating?

Come on, she's in college! Back in the day, she'd have two kids.

You garbage!

Hey, Ms. Ahn, what's wrong with you?

Are you still drunk?

How could you seduce a kid who's barely an adult!

You're not a human being!

You're not a producer!

Ms. Ahn, this is no time for you to do this.

That kid said she's going to sue you!

What?

That's crazy!

Who's going to sue who?

That kid will sue you!

You shut up!

By the way, I didn't know Ms. Ahn has such a beautiful friend.

Ah, I'm Han Ji-yeon.

I teach yoga at the intersection over there.

By the way, did you know?

Your left second toe is way longer than

your right second toe.

Ugh, hey!

Sue her?

Yeah, for sexually molesting her boyfriend.

Ah, there's one more.

She said she's going to sue her for defamation, or whatever, too.

Ugh, what kind of nonsense is that?

But I can understand that little witch, too.

They didn't even get a kiss yet,

but some old witch did an interval in front of them.

- No wonder she's pissed off. - Ugh, hey!

Ah, sorry.

Hey, did that producer bastard come to say such a thing?

Ah, but he's better-looking than I imagines.

So-hee, come eat ramen.

I don't want it!

Ugh… hey, why did she

get involved with a bunch of losers like that…

Wait.

Ugh, I got stuck, again.

Forget about it, So-hee. It's been long since you kissed, anyway,

so think of it as a warm-up…

I think I can forget it if only you shut up.

Damn it, I can't get out.

Wait for a bit.

Oh!

Ah!

Ma'am!

Hi.

Hi.

Damn it, I can't get out.

Hey, I can't put flex my belly after that cramp.

Hello?

- I'm from Mokdong Church. - Ugh, damn it.

Woof, woof, woof!

Ji-goo, you shouldn't bark now…

Ah, she recently got a dog, that's why.

Is that my daughter?

Hey, Mom.

Child, are you eating proper meals?

Ji-goo's mom cooks food for us.

Is she eating well?

Ugh, how frustrating. Turn on speakerphone!

Child, do you have anything to eat in Seoul?

I sent you seaweed, maesaengi, and marinated crabs,

so make sure to eat them.

Do you still have leaf mustard kimchi and dongchimi left?

Ugh, it's so noisy I can't hear you!

Ugh, she said she can't hear me!

Uh, but her voice sounds somewhat sad.

Child, is everything alright?

Your father is saying that your voice sounds sad.

Is something wrong?

Sad? No. Don't you worry about me.

I'm getting a call. Bye.

Make sure to eat properly.

Wow, that girl…

Something must've happened to her.

He knows everything.

- What are you doing? - Yikes, that scared me.

Aren't you going in?

Uh, I should go in.

Your lipstick is a pretty color.

Want me to tell you where I bought it?

No, no.

I'm going to go buy coffee. What would you like?

I'd like just an Americano.

A hot one?

Oh, yes.

What kinds of coffee would you all like?

- I'd like IA. - Oh, me, too.

- Me, too. - Me, too.

Iced Americano.

Oh, hi.

- Hi. - Oh, hi.

I'll go get coffee.

Okay, see you soon.

Did that damn intern girl come to work?

Just stomp on her.

Okay, let's start the meeting.

Ms. Ahn, please tell us the quiz questions.

So-hee. So-hee.

Oh, oh, why?

Huh?

Ah, ah, the quiz questions, yeah.

Can you tell them today, please?

Okay, I will. Here we go.

Uh, "What does OST, the theme songs of movies and dramas, stand for?"

Original soundtrack.

The intern's cousin is a famous lawyer…

"What's the capital of Nepal?"

So?

Kathmandu.

"Who is the first queen of Silla who built the basis for

the unification of the Three Kingdoms…"

I'm just informing you,

because I think it's better to fix it before that.

Of course, I understand you, but…

But why should I fix it all by myself?

Okay, then, let's move on to the next topic.

Because we're the victims, and you're the assailant.

"We?"

We… we should choose topics that can attract the attention

of the teenagers, too, don't you think?

You know, like hip hop.

- Hip hop. - Hip hop.

Hip hop. Ah, hip hop.

Set up dinner plans for tonight. General's Barbecue, 7:00.

I think that's a good idea.

Ms. Ahn.

By the way, it looks like your lips are chapped, Ms. Ahn.

You see that Ms. Ahn's lips are chapped too, right?

I'm not sure.

Why is he doing that again?

Come on, they're chapped. I can see it from here.

Ms. Ahn, eat meat and cover yourself in fat today, okay?

That bastard…

Now then, let's cheer ourselves up,

and continue with the meeting.

One, two, three.

- Go, go! - Go, go!

I'm going to feed her meat and comfort her. My damn life…

Playing heavy metal doesn't suit an origami channel, don't you think?

I'm not playing the music. I'm listening to it,

and if you don't want to hear it, just unsubscribe and get out.

- Ms. Han. - Yes?

- I have a question. - Yes.

I'm good at bending backwards,

but I'm not good at bending forward.

What should I do…

Ah, you should just go forward to bend forward.

Ah, forward… So that's how it is.

Thank you.

Ms. Han, what about going to Auntie's Cart Bar today?

I'm going to treat you big time today.

Thanks to you, my body is more flexible, and it's great.

Oh, I totally love Auntie's Cart Bar, but…

There's a great sight to see today,

so I think I should get going first.

Sorry, next chance. Beef intestines, sure.

My money? No, your money. Good.

Thank you, everybody. Okay?

Okay.

Good. Alright.

Alright, everybody, thank you, body…

Here's your charcoal.

Thank you.

The call cannot be connected. Please leave a message…

Producer Kang, where are you? Why aren't you here yet?

You are waiting for me, right?

Ah, yes.

Have a seat and relax, please.

What's with the honorifics all of a sudden?

Well, it's just paying respect…

By the way, where's Producer Kang?

Didn't he come with you?

Do we need oppa for this occasion?

No, no, that's not why, but…

Looks like you call him oppa.

But isn't he too old?

Just get to the point, please.

Okay, let me order first.

We'd like two servings of the finest ribeye,

and one First Soju and one Cass beer, please.

Okay.

I ordered Korean beef.

Ah, by the way, is it true that you can't drink at all?

I lied.

So I won't be forced to drink.

Because I despise those who try to solve everything

with alcohol the most.

Aha, I see.

Then you can have one glass at least, right?

I'm not forcing you. I'm offering just once.

Look here, why don't you have a drink?

That's not funny.

You rude little…

I mixed a little bit of soju into beer.

It will be smooth.

First, listen while you eat.

I can eat it myself.

Oh! Okay. Mmm…

You know, uh…

Something happened yesterday.

During a meeting, for some reason, my tongue was tripping.

But Producer Kang kept talking as if my ideas were his,

so I felt terrible.

Yes, I know "Between Rooms" quite well.

I took my producer exam with that.

But that evening, while I was drinking with my friends,

I suddenly remembered.

'It wasn't "Between Rooms."'

'It was "Mouth To Mouth."'

'Ah, Producer Kang is wrong.'

Well, you can understand up to this point, right?

Room or mouth, I don't even know those games.

The games of "Family Games."

"What's the score?" The host, Heo Cham!

Haven't you heard of these things?

Did you not have a TV at home?

I don't really know the shows the grandmas watch.

Oh, really?

Let's have a drink first.

But you said you want to be a producer.

Then you must know what "Family Games" is.

It's like a textbook for variety show producers and writers.

You must know it.

Geezer.

What?

You're a geezer.

Have a drink.

What are you doing?

I threw away the drink.

Hey, wait. If you don't want it, then just don't drink it.

Don't you think that's a rude thing to do?

It's my drink,

so I have a right to do what I want to do with it.

And Ms. Ahn,

if you have something to tell me, just tell me.

Don't try to let it slide by drinking.

I'm not trying to let it slide by drinking.

You see, while we drink and have a talk comfortably…

It can end up being sexual molestation.

How could you say it so harshly?

I told you just now.

I was trying to explain the game.

So…

It was an extension of work. No impure intentions.

But the frog was already killed by the stone you threw.

Wait.

You're talking like I committed a felony or something.

What happened yesterday was an accident.

You would know if you saw it.

And he said it's okay. So why are you making a fuss?

Who said that?

- Who said he's okay? - Huh?

"I suffered without consenting."

"This is unfair. I feel disgusted."

That's oppa's position on the matter.

Of course, I understand you, but…

Producer Kang really said that?

I want clear compensation for the mental distress I suffered.

You'll only be satisfied if you sue me?

I don't "want" to sue you.

I "will" sue you. To be clear.

Okay, fine.

First, I will apologize, clearly.

I'm truly sorry.

You sound even more pissed off.

I don't believe anything what drinkers say

after they drink.

Then why are you here if you aren't going to believe me?

Didn't you come here to listen to what I have to say?

But I knew it. I can't communicate with you.

Because you're even a worse geezer than I thought.

So I need to adjust to your level.

I'll play a drinking game, which you love so much.

If you beat me with drinking,

then I won't sue you.

Hmph, she fell for it.

But child,

that's not how you use generosity.

You may pay dearly, you know.

Do you have what it takes?

Are they done already?

By glass, or bottle?

Glass or bottle… You see, alchol should be…

Geezer.

Oh, you drink quite well, huh?

Hey, do you drink straight from the bottle?

Hey, you might blackout that way.

You drink well.

Bravo.

Who taught you to drink?

My parents.

I'm going to drink, too.

Hey, you're not supposed to drink with such bravado!

It's your turn.

By the way, you…

You know what? You should learn to drink while getting drunk.

You're not supposed to drink with your eyes wide open

like that, like you're taking CSAT…

Alcohol is hot.

Huh? If you drink, you should warm up.

But how come you're still that cold,

with no warmth, even if you drank that much!

Ugh, damn it, why is the ground spinning? Am I spinning?

Ahn So-hee, wake up! Oh!

Ms. Ahn! Are you okay?

Ms. Ahn! Did you pass out?

Where did you come from?

What the… she always drinks by the box, and…

What in the world did you two drink?

You didn't take drugs, did you?

Don't overact. She's just a loser.

But she's more experienced than you. She's not really a loser…

Hey, you stay out of this! Damn it.

Get up, you bastard!

Get up! Get up!

- Sit here. - Ugh, what the heck…

Sit here.

Damn it.

Who are you?

I'm her friend.

Hey, damn it, is it you?

That kid who's not really an adult?

That damn girl who's all talk and does stupid things?

Excuse me.

Ugh, you stay out of this!

Ha… I'm going to do that.

You. We need to talk.

You're a geezer, too. That must be why you're her friend.

If you hate it, then you can challenge me,

but if you lose this time, too,

I won't even agree to a settlement.

Ah, damn it, that's scary. I'm in.

Don't do it, Ji-goo…

You just sit there and sleep, you bastard!

Damn it, the intern is faster.

I hate to admit it, but Ji-goo is losing.

- Ugh, damn it… - She lost. She lost.

I didn't lose because of alcohol.

Ugh…

I lost because of the fizz.

What an excuse.

The elders always said that it gets harder and harder

to swallow fizzy drinks as we get older,

and Ji-goo was no exception.

But there's one more person in our team left.

I'm a bit late, aren't I?

Ma'am, I'd like one draft beer, please!

I'm thirsty.

It's a parade of your stupid friends.

Oh, did you girls tell her that I'm stupid?

Hello, I'm stupid!

By the way, you look familiar.

Are you the typical geezer, too?

I've never seen you before.

Here you go.

Thank you!

Mmm, it's nice and cold! I totally love it!

Let's pour it!

Ah, soju and beer cocktail is just so nice and cold!

Ugh, damn it, that's fizzy…

Incredible.

She's a difficult enemy.

What should I do now?

Actually, no one can beat Ji-yeon with drinking.

The game is over.

Because those who drink in order to win…

Oh, it's delicious! Delicious!

They can never win against a damn girl

who drinks liquor because it’s delicious.

Wait!

Let's stop here.

I think fighting three to one is way too unfair.

I lost this game from the start.

Ha, now you try to act cool…

What a gwangjil you're doing.

Wait!

You know what "gwangjil" means?

Geumjeong Building, Ssangmun-dong.

298-11, in the old address form.

Who are you?

You damn girl! It's me! Me!

Are you two half-sisters?

Hey, you need to shut up. Can't you see what's going on?

Who?

Suji Hair Salon! You damn girl!

Ji-yeon?

Yes, you damn girl! Hey!

Fifteen years ago, Ji-yeon's mom raised the daughter

of her friend, who ran a restaurant.

- What's wrong with her? - This intern child loved Ji-yeon

like she was her older sister,

and so, she really was Ji-yeon's mom's friend's daughter.

What the heck, Ji-yeon! How did you get so pretty?

I got double eyelid surgery!

By the way, how did you recognize me?

My mom always said that.

"What a gwangjil you're doing."

What does that mean?

"What crazy crap you're doing!"

It's a curse word from Jeju Island.

My mom was a haenyeo in Jeju Island, and she came to Seoul

and ran a hair salon for a short time.

You know it, right? That she became successful running a bar

after she quit running the hair salon?

She said she used to dive, so she dove into liquid and succeeded…

TMI! Hey! TMI!

I heard she opened a bar, but…

How's your mom doing?

She died five years ago.

Oh, my! Ji-yeon!

Ugh, my mom loved you more than she loved me.

She would've been so happy if she saw how big you are now.

Ji-yeon never cried at the mention of her mom in front of us,

but she cried, in this girl's arms.

Girls, she really is like my little sister and family.

I understand that she's like your little sister and family,

but she's also the intern who's going to sue her.

What a small world.

Like "family."

Connection is connection, and suing is suing, but…

Want to have a drink with me?

No.

Yes, yes, let's have a drink.

Sit, sit, sit.

Here's your food.

Sit, sit, sit.

So Hyun!

By the way, don't we really need to meet with Producer Kang?

Huh? When did that toe guy leave?

I dumped him.

Really?

Is it because of me?

He said we should break up if I'm going to sue you,

and he sounded like a loser, so I dumped him.

Wow! Oh, So Hyun! You did a great job!

To be honest, he's not a good match for you.

Hey, did you know that his toes are different sizes on each foot?

Hey, stop that, will you? You sound perverted.

What the heck?

Ah, I called him.

An old car left, so a new car should come.

Ji-yeon, I'll call you!

Oh, okay, okay.

She grew up to become a cool girl.

Wow, seriously…

I drank while frightened for the first time in a long time.

I, too, feel like I was knocked down after being frightened all day long.

To be honest, I was a bit frightened, too.

What should we do? Should we drink more at home?

Oh, no, I can't drink more.

Let's just eat ramen.

Yeah, sounds good.

You girls go ahead first.

Producer Kang.

Ms. Ahn?

Did you sober up?

Or are you drunker? Huh?

Wow, seriously…

Wow, all of you are so…

All of you are drinking monsters. I'm so scared. Gosh.

Did you really get dumped?

I got dumped.

Because of me?

Oh, of course not.

It was about time for me to get dumped, anyway.

My relationships never last long.

Why?

If I knew why, then I wouldn't be here, huh?

Ugh, there's too little kimchi in this thing! Ugh.

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh… it dripped.

I have a chronic illness.

An illness which makes the man in front of me

suddenly look handsome when I'm drunk…

Ugh.

This is how I am.

Ugh, seriously…

And which makes me mistake pity for attraction.

Don't wipe it. Don't wipe it.

Don't wipe it.

It's too nasty.

Now I know.

This jerk is…

Damn it!

By the way, where did So-hee go?

Well, I think I know.

You know, that man…

His toes were sticking out too much from his slippers.

And So-hee can't bear to see things like that.

Ah, it's over.

It's over.

Damn it.