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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

EPISODE 49

I ask of the world, what is love?

People live and die for it.

I ask of the world, what is love?

People live and die for it.

Why isn't the spell working?

Shancai, you're not devoted enough.

All right.

If we can only conjure F3,

just pick one of them to be your husband then.

Shancai.

I, Meizuo, am one of F4 members with the longest legs, smallest face,

best humor, and funniest jokes.

I'll never call you stupid or short.

I won't call you an idiot or make fun of you.

Meizuo, even though you're the nicest to me in F4,

don't you like older women?

I'm younger than you.

I guess so.

Older women are more sophisticated. They aren't too clingy.

I guess I'll keep going after older women.

Shancai.

I, Ximen, am one of F4 members who knows the most about women.

Whenever girls are with me,

I can tell what they're thinking from their movements and expressions.

I know what girls want.

You'll be very happy with me.

I'll cherish your every tear.

You should choose me.

XIMEN, MY BELOVED

Hey. Don't you have Xiaoyou already?

I'm warning you,

if you make Xiaoyou sad in any way, I'll never forgive you.

You're being very annoying.

-I'm just kidding. -You're not allowed to.

I love Xiaoyou.

You know that.

Shancai.

I don't need to say anything to make you understand.

Huaze Lei, I understand.

You look cold on the surface, but you're very passionate inside.

You're very sincere to your friends.

Whenever I'm frustrated, sad, or angry,

you're always by my side, giving me courage.

To me, you're like an angel.

The fact that you're going abroad to study music makes me sad.

I'm scared that I won't see you again.

So do you still choose Daoming Si?

Yes.

We've loved, hated and hurt each other.

After all that,

regardless of the outcome and the challenges,

in every minute of my life, I love him with all my heart.

All right.

Then we'll gather together and summon Daoming Si for you.

Shancai.

Will you marry me?

Hey, Shancai.

You're the prettiest bride in the world.

You and Daoming Si will live happily ever after.

Shancai, you're so pretty today. We wish you a happy life.

I...

This is my 120th time giving up on you.

Shancai, I will always be your best friend.

I wish you happiness.

Shancai,

À la vôtre.

It's so touching. All the best.

If Si takes good care of you, I promise I won't beat him up.

Shancai, if you have babies, I can be your nanny.

Is...

Is this a dream? Or is this real?

Shancai, you really are an idiot. You're so easy to fool.

She's so silly.

Si, you can still call it off now.

Shancai.

You and Si were made for each other.

You guys lied to me?

-Daoming Zhuang! -That's enough!

Are you getting married or not?

Yes.

Daoming Si.

Do you take Shancai to be your wedded wife?

Do you promise to love her,

comfort her, honor and keep her for better or for worse,

for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health,

and forsaking all others,

to be faithful to her, so long as you both shall live?

I do.

Dong Shancai.

Do you take Si to be your wedded husband?

Do you promise to love him, protect him,

comfort him, and support him

so long as you both shall live?

I do.

We are here to celebrate

this couple who has gone through

challenges and hardships together.

And they still remain true to each other.

I...

now officially pronounce you husband and wife.

Someone who's very important to me

is called Dong Shancai.

She's the girl that I like.

I hope you can also accept her.

I'll make the decisions for my life.

Why are you talking about your life to me?

Nonsense.

My life is you.

You're going to graduate school here so you can graduate with me?

I'm so happy!

I'm so happy too!

I'm worried about you.

It has nothing to do with you being a superwoman or not.

I know this doesn't make me cute at all.

I'm stubborn and unreasonable.

But I hope you can accept the way I am.

Didn't I tell you before?

No matter what happens, I need to know where you are.

From now on, I will do my best to protect you.

You're finally in my arms. I'll never let go.

Daoming Si.

Let's make our relationship official.

This is the happiest I've been in this lifetime.

It would be nice

if we can spend our lives like this.

Then let's make a deal.

We'll spend each day like this in our next lifetime.

Okay?

Daoming Si, do you smell something burning?

I think I do.

Mom, what are you doing?

I'm making breakfast.

Why didn't you ask me to do it?

-I can do it. -Why?

Do you think I can't even make breakfast?

But I guess,

in the past years,

I've been a successful businesswoman.

I am lacking some daily life skills.

Mother, don't say that.

You're doing very well.

Look at you,

you're smart, intelligent, and capable.

Even your face and body can't be compared to anyone.

You're doing better than everyone else.

All you did was burn the toast and fish.

You don't need to say that.

I actually wanted to tell you something.

This was going to be the last breakfast I made for you before I leave.

Wait.

Leave? Where are you going?

I think I need to learn how to be independent now.

Mom, do you think you're not independent?

I'm not independent enough.

In the past years,

I've been too dependent on my company and my job.

Sometimes I think,

if I don't have my job,

what will I have left?

That's why I decided

that I want to take a break.

I want to get outside

and see what the world is like.

Are you saying...

Yes.

I want to travel alone.

I want to learn how to make breakfast and take care of myself.

I want to learn how to take the subway.

I want to learn how to take selfies.

I want to let go of everything.

I want to go see some friends who have nothing to do with my business.

I want to chat with them about everything.

After I leave,

you guys can take over.

I wanted to make breakfast for you.

But I guess this breakfast...

is inedible.

I'm sorry about that.

Mom.

Are you still the Daoming Feng I know?

An old woman like me can still learn and grow to be a better person.

Mother looks really cool.

I believe that a lot of people want to be like Mrs. Daoming.

Being in her shoes is not easy.

She has sacrificed a lot to be where she is today.

And I, this ordinary girl,

am now able to start

this life that I've dreamed about.

Hey.

Hey.

-Don't move. -Don't do it.

Stop moving.

WIFE

What the hell is this?

I'm marking my property. You should go out like this tomorrow.

Do you think I'm stupid?

Of course you are.

Why would you marry me if you weren't?

That's enough.

Now, I'll make Shancai beautiful again.

-I don't think you can do it. -Does it work like this?

-Like this? Is this right? -No!

Is this right?

I'm going to make you beautiful too.

Here.

All right, that's enough. I'm already beautiful.

Not enough. Let's put some more on.

Are you really going to wash my hair?

I'm warning you. I won't put up with it.

Don't mess around with me.

I'm the dandruff eliminator. I'm not afraid of you.

-Get in. -No!

Hey.

It's all right. You don't need to do this.

Hey.

Today, we're married for three months.

There's no greater gift that can beat a home-cooked meal made by your husband.

I understand.

But it's just three months.

Can't we go to a restaurant like we did

for our first and second month anniversaries?

Rejecting your husband's love is a crime.

Get out of the way now.

Just wait and see. I'll give you a huge surprise.

My hand!

-What's wrong? -It hurts!

-Don't touch it. -What happened?

How did it grow out again?

Don't play a prank like that again.

Fine.

I apologize. I'm sorry.

If apologies worked, why would we need the police?

What are you reading?

-A comic book. -What comic book?

My Quarter of a Boyfriend.

They look kind of like F4.

But...

I'm more handsome.

Yes. You're more handsome.

-Look, it's a meteor shower. -Put your jacket on.

Here.

His latest work has an ink wash painting theme.

I think it'll work great.

BY CHEN FENG

Using Chen Feng's work as the packaging for our new tea.

What a great idea.

Are you kidding me?

It's New Year's Eve, but we're still here working.

Not us. Only you.

I made plans with Xiaoyou.

Bye.

Do you think I don't have plans?

I just have to wait longer.

-Look, a meteor shower. -Wow.

Meteors!

Please help us sell bananas all around the world

to every market that exists!

And, please turn me into a handsome guy,

so that I can get a beautiful girlfriend!

Don't be silly. You can't make that many wishes.

There are so many of them. I could make a dozen wishes.

I want to be prettier. I want to lose weight.

World peace!

No air pollution!

Put this on.

-It's cold outside. -Okay.

Look, meteors.

There are so many of them.

Make a wish.

Do you want to know what I wished for?

What?

It's a secret. I won't tell you.

That was good.

-Are you new here? -New?

I've been singing here for over a decade.

I've never seen you before.

-Yeah. -I've never seen you either.

-What's your name? -I'm Daoming Si.

-Daoming Si. What about you? -Dong Shancai.

That's different from what I thought.

I remember those names.

They're really familiar.

-What's your name? -That's weird.

I'm Xiaoha.

-Xiaoha? -Have you ever heard this song?

Can't Help Falling in Love?

-Can't Help Falling in Love? -Have you heard it?

-No. -That's okay. Is it good?

-Yes. -Yes.

-Want to hear it? -Yes.

Pay up.

-Pay? -Yeah.

-Just a little. -I don't have any. Do you?

-Is ten yuan enough? -Yes.

Really?

I'm just here for fun.

-Clap your hands. -Okay.

Here we go.

Keep singing. I'll help you.

-You know it too? -Yes.

-Cool. -My friends do too.

Get them up here.

Hey!

Hey, come over here!

Come on.

-Get over here. -Let's sing.

Let's wave our hands.

Come on.

-Bye. -Bye.

Bye!

Bye!

Subtitle translation by Sophie Chang