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♪ I'll bet
We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like
I started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't
No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Oh, oh, I'm
telling you, Dad.
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From this angle,
he is the spitting image.
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I completely disagree,
Alex.
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Well, Dad, will you come over
to this side, take a look.
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Alex, that's enough.
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He does not look like
Richard Nixon.
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Maybe someday.
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He is a sweet-looking baby.
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I can't wait to take some
pictures with this new camera.
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I- I don't know, Dad.
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I mean, uh, not so good
with cameras.
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Alex, this talking camera is
the easiest camera in the world.
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Tells you what to do
every step of the way.
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It is foolproof.
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Load film now.
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See?
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See?
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Load film now.
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Uh, you want me
to help you, Dad?
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Alex, you're supposed to be
helping me with my homework.
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It's important.
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Baby pictures
are important too.
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You know, my child psychology
professor says that,
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without enough attention
from the family
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your baby can grow up
self-centered.
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maladjusted,
even of subnormal intelligence.
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My light bulb's out
in my bedroom.
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What are we gonna do now?
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Sometimes all three.
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Oh, good. We're all here
for the pictures!
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Mom, will you please
help me with my homework?
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Uh, maybe later, honey.
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Your dad has his new camera
and he's anxious to use it.
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And it's all set
and ready to go.
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Okay.
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First, we'll need, uh,
mother and baby.
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Then, uh, big sister and baby.
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Then, uh, mother, big sister
and baby by the sofa.
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And then the sofa
by the bassinet.
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Maybe by the window...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dad...
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D- Dad, time-out, time-out.
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Look, there are five regular
people here and one baby.
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Now, the, uh,
possible permutations
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of pictures
with the baby are 178.
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With each piece of furniture,
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the number's gonna go
into the millions.
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Well, then we better
get going.
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Um, so let's start
with mother and baby.
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Oh, that's perfect!
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Don't move!
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Load film now.
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Wait a second.
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I... I know what's wrong.
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You press this and...
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that and that.
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Film exposed.
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Why you...
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Whoa, Dad, whoa!
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Break it up, you guys!
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Come on,
break it up.
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Look, Dad.
We'll talk to it, okay?
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We'll make it understand.
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It lied to me, Alex.
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Will you three be quiet, please?
I'm trying to do my homework.
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Okay, come on. Let's...
Let's get the group shot now.
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Mother holding baby.
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Come on, everybody,
take your places.
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Jennifer,
you're blocking the baby.
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Well, this is where I always
stand for family pictures.
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Where do you want me
to stand now?
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W... Just... Just move over
to one side or the other,
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it doesn't matter,
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as long as that little guy's
in the middle.
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Come on, Jen.
Come on. Over here.
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Let's go,
let's get this over with.
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Okay.
Here we go.
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Okay.
Smile.
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Come on, Andrew.
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Smile.
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Smile.
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Load film now.
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Thank you for making breakfast
this morning, Mallory.
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Andy kept me up
most of the night.
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Yeah, I heard.
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I'm sorry.
Did he wake you up too?
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A little bit,
but I don't mind.
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Out of all your sons,
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he's the one
I'd rather hear babble.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Time for an empirical
demonstration
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of sensory influences
on infants.
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See what I mean?
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What are you doing
with that stuff, Alex?
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Well, Mom, I just wanna
make sure that Andrew
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has all the proper influences.
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The earlier
he gets started,
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the better athlete
he's gonna be.
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Yo, Andy, listen up.
This big guy is a football.
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This is what America
is all about.
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Teamwork, competition,
shaving points,
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bone-crushing tackles,
playing in pain,
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spitting blood.
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That's enough baby talk,
Alex.
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Where's Dad?
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He promised to take me
to Chrissie's today.
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He'll be back
in a few minutes.
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He went to get
the baby pictures developed.
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Dad promised to take me!
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Well, he'll be back in a minute.
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I don't want to wait a minute,
I want him now.
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I'm tired of waiting.
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He promised to take me.
He promised.
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Take it easy, honey.
He will be here.
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Yo! There he is! Hi, Dad.
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Did you get the pictures, Dad? Yeah.
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But I had to wait 15 minutes
for the store to open.
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I've had it.
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I'm turning this kitchen
into a darkroom.
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No way. Let me see.
Let me see, let me see.
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Whoa! Good shot.
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Look at him. Look at him.
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He's laughing.
Who's that, huh?
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Who's that, huh?
Who's that?
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Dad, you were supposed
to take me
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to Chrissie's early today.
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I have to study, remember?
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Are you ready to go?
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I don't think so.
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I- I was so anxious to, uh...
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To get the pictures,
I forgot to get dressed.
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Um, I'll be down
in a minute, huh?
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Yeah, I gotta
get dressed too.
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Oh, this is great.
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Oh, oh. I-I should put 'em
in the album.
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We don't want to get
fingerprints on 'em.
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Will you look after Andy
for a minute, honey.
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Yeah, sure, Mom.
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Give me a chance to quiz him
on the suicide blitz.
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Alex, will you help me with
my math? I have a test today.
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Come on, big guy.
Listen, I'll show ya.
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Alex, will you stop talking
to the baby for two seconds!
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Okay, okay, Jennifer.
Oh, great.
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Look what the baby did
to my homework!
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He spilled milk all over it.
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Nice going!
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Whoa, Jen...
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Mommy, Daddy,
the baby spilled milk...
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Jennifer, it's not
the baby's...
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Mommy! Daddy!
... fault.
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See, that's why
I'm glad you're a guy.
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We don't get upset over
little things like spilled...
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milk.
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Aw!
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Mom!
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Mommy!
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What are you doing?
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I'm going in to get Andrew.
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Steven, that'll
be the fifth time
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you've picked him up
since midnight.
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Elyse, he's crying.
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Honey, we've been
through this before.
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If you pick Andrew up
every time he cries,
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he's never gonna
stop crying.
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Does that mean when he's 30,
he'll still cry in his crib?
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Not if we bring him up
right.
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Elyse, how can you
be so cruel?
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He's only been alone
for four minutes.
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Four minutes is a big chunk
of his life, Elyse.
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We're not gonna spoil
this baby, Steven.
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Come on,
let's go back to bed.
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Boy, has this kid got lungs.
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Andrew, Andrew.
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Elyse!
Oh!
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Where you going?
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I was gonna straighten
this picture.
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Elyse.
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Well, he's still crying, honey.
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I thought you didn't
want to spoil him.
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I don't, but I can't
bear to hear him cry.
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He stopped crying.
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Hm.
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Is Andrew up again?
Yeah.
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We can't get him
to go to sleep.
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Oh, look, maybe we should sing
to him.
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Dad, we want him to sleep,
not try and escape.
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We should try singing.
We should try anything.
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I've got to get to sleep.
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We'll sing, we'll sing.
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Wait a minute.
What are we gonna sing?
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Something for a baby.
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Hey, do you know
"Let's Get Crazy" by Prince?
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It was our wedding song.
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Come on, come on.
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No, come on. I'm not singing
anything by Prince.
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Come on!
I'm tired, let's just...!
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♪ Down by the old millstream ♪
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♪ Where I first met you ♪
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♪ You were 16 ♪
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♪ You were 16 ♪
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♪ My village queen ♪
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♪ My village queen ♪
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♪ Down by the old ♪
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♪ Millstream ♪
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Good night.
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Oh!
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Look, we can work this out.
We can work it out.
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I know we can.
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Now, what has stopped him
from crying so far?
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When we went in there to sing,
he stopped crying.
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Go in there to sing,
stopped crying.
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When I brought him
out here before,
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he stopped crying.
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Bring him out here,
stopped cry...
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Okay, I've got it.
Come on.
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What are we gonna do?
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Shh, shh.
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What are you doing?
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Okay.
Take it easy.
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That's my boy.
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Don't you wake up, boy.
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Little baby.
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♪ Down by the old mill... ♪
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♪... stream ♪
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Nice try, Dad.
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What's going on
out here?
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Andrew's having
trouble sleeping.
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Yeah, well, so am I,
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and I have to get up early
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to finish the homework
that he ruined.
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Honey, we're doing
the best we can.
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I have to get to sleep!
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But Andrew's just a baby.
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He's not keeping you up
on purpose.
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Oh, I'm not so sure.
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You know,
I live here too!
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Why can't you understand that?
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All you ever think about
is yourself!
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I hate you! I wish
Mom and Dad never had you!
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Jennifer.
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Hey, the French toast is up.
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Come and get it.
259
00:10:59,698 --> 00:11:01,398
Uh...
260
00:11:03,465 --> 00:11:06,831
maybe you could, uh,
bring it over here.
261
00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:09,049
Yeah, sure thing, Dad.
262
00:11:09,084 --> 00:11:10,657
Elyse.
263
00:11:10,692 --> 00:11:12,196
Elyse?
264
00:11:12,231 --> 00:11:14,030
Hmm.
Elyse...
265
00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,030
Huh?
266
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:17,381
French toast.
267
00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:19,663
Vive la France!
268
00:11:19,698 --> 00:11:22,848
No, Elyse,
not a French toast.
269
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,999
French toast.
You might as well...
270
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,097
You might as well eat it.
I can't reach it.
271
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,099
Oh, sure.
Oh, come on.
272
00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:37,764
Honey, honey, honey,
273
00:11:37,799 --> 00:11:40,166
maybe you should take a sip
of this coffee.
274
00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:42,534
Um, Mallory made it.
I think it'll perk you up.
275
00:11:45,466 --> 00:11:47,464
Whoa!
276
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,800
I used five times
the regular amount of beans.
277
00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,531
Where's Jennifer?
278
00:11:54,566 --> 00:11:57,734
Oh, I saw her upstairs before.
She looked pretty upset.
279
00:11:57,769 --> 00:11:59,534
She thinks
we've forgotten about her.
280
00:11:59,569 --> 00:12:00,498
Oh, that's ridiculous.
281
00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:02,566
We haven't forgotten
about her.
282
00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:06,265
As soon as, uh...
mmm...
283
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,367
Jennifer. Jennifer gets down here,
284
00:12:08,402 --> 00:12:10,399
we're going to have
a talk with her.
285
00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:11,999
Well, if you ask me,
I think she's showing
286
00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:14,868
all the classic symptoms
of regression syndrome.
287
00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:16,366
You know, in order
to compete with Andy,
288
00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:19,635
she's acting much younger
than she really is.
289
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:22,167
Did Alex regress
when I was born?
290
00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:24,667
Well, let's see,
he was 2...
291
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,968
Oh, yeah. For a couple of weeks,
he refused to tie his own tie.
292
00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:35,369
I wonder if I'll regress at all
now that Andrew's born.
293
00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:39,237
You're at ground zero now,
Mallory.
294
00:12:42,503 --> 00:12:46,067
You regress any more,
you're gonna disappear.
295
00:12:46,102 --> 00:12:48,537
We have a problem and we're
gonna have to deal with it.
296
00:12:48,572 --> 00:12:49,601
Look, face the facts, Mom.
297
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,500
When one has
a baby late in life,
298
00:12:51,535 --> 00:12:55,452
there's a tendency to become
obsessed with said infant.
299
00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:59,370
Oh, come on, I don't think
we're obsessed with said infant.
300
00:12:59,405 --> 00:13:00,903
What do you think,
Steven?
301
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,103
Steven?
302
00:13:13,038 --> 00:13:15,437
Good morning, everyone.
Oh, hi, Jenny.
303
00:13:15,472 --> 00:13:17,537
Hi, honey.
How are you feeling?
304
00:13:17,572 --> 00:13:18,955
Fine. Fine.
305
00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:20,303
Um, Jennifer,
306
00:13:20,338 --> 00:13:23,338
I- let's discuss what
happened last night.
307
00:13:23,373 --> 00:13:25,069
What happened
last night?
308
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,505
When you got mad
and yelled at the baby.
309
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,103
Oh, that.
310
00:13:29,138 --> 00:13:31,405
I was just tired,
that's all.
311
00:13:34,138 --> 00:13:35,471
I'll see you guys later.
312
00:13:35,506 --> 00:13:38,705
I'm gonna go eat breakfast
over at Chrissie's house.
313
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,205
Bye.
314
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,205
Very interesting.
315
00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:48,572
She's a fascinating subject,
isn't she?
316
00:13:48,607 --> 00:13:51,470
She's not a subject.
She's your sister.
317
00:13:51,505 --> 00:13:54,007
Look, I'm just trying to keep
a detached professionalism
318
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,472
about this, Mr. Keaton.
319
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,005
Hate to admit it,
but maybe Alex has a point.
320
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,039
I mean, she didn't even peek
at Andrew when she came in here.
321
00:14:06,074 --> 00:14:08,040
All right, well,
when she comes home today,
322
00:14:08,075 --> 00:14:10,007
then we'll just sit her down
and have a talk.
323
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:10,972
Well, I don't know, Elyse.
324
00:14:11,007 --> 00:14:12,772
This whole thing
could blow over.
325
00:14:12,807 --> 00:14:14,440
We could do more harm
than good by having
326
00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:16,339
a whole big discussion
about it.
327
00:14:16,374 --> 00:14:19,440
Absolutely. All that's required
here is a gesture of love.
328
00:14:19,475 --> 00:14:21,306
Slip her 100 bucks.
329
00:14:25,876 --> 00:14:28,775
You can't show love
by giving someone money.
330
00:14:29,641 --> 00:14:31,441
Uh, give her leg warmers.
331
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,142
Yeah, maybe we should pay
more attention to her. You...
332
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,908
Make her feel more special.
333
00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:39,874
Hey, hey.
334
00:14:39,909 --> 00:14:41,006
Remember how she felt
335
00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,725
when we threw her
that big birthday party?
336
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,409
Maybe we could do
something like that.
337
00:14:44,444 --> 00:14:45,842
Make her feel good again.
338
00:14:45,877 --> 00:14:47,206
All right. We can.
339
00:14:47,241 --> 00:14:49,175
Let's give her
a special night tonight.
340
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:50,742
She can plan
the whole evening.
341
00:14:50,777 --> 00:14:53,109
We'll have whatever she wants
for dinner, we'll play games,
342
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:54,607
it'll be fun for all of us.
343
00:14:54,642 --> 00:14:57,576
Keep 100 bucks handy,
though, just in case.
344
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:03,776
Mom, this cake is great.
345
00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:05,108
Mmm.
Thank you, honey.
346
00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:07,476
I know you always like triple-
layered chocolate-chip cake
347
00:15:07,511 --> 00:15:09,440
with double-fudge frosting.
348
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,443
You know, I feel kind
of funny about everybody
349
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,709
making such a fuss
over me tonight.
350
00:15:13,744 --> 00:15:15,341
Want us to stop?
351
00:15:15,376 --> 00:15:17,143
Nope. I'm loving it.
352
00:15:17,178 --> 00:15:18,876
It's our pleasure.
353
00:15:18,911 --> 00:15:21,343
Is there anything special
you want to do after dessert?
354
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,341
Let's play charades.
Mm-hm.
355
00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,043
I've got one.
All right, let's go!
356
00:15:25,078 --> 00:15:26,677
Come on. Heh-heh.
357
00:15:26,712 --> 00:15:28,775
It's a movie!
Movie.
358
00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:30,176
Three words.
359
00:15:30,211 --> 00:15:31,979
Excuse me, Jennifer.
Hold on. Wait a minute.
360
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,676
Yeah.
361
00:15:33,711 --> 00:15:36,442
Hello. Oh, hi, Mom.
362
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,744
Heh. W...
No, he really can't come
363
00:15:38,779 --> 00:15:41,012
to the phone right now,
he's sleeping.
364
00:15:42,978 --> 00:15:46,777
No, I love
those gurgly noises he makes,
365
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:49,478
but he's not making them now...
Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
366
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:52,311
She always falls for this.
Heh.
367
00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:53,846
Goo, goo, goo, goo.
368
00:15:56,211 --> 00:15:58,610
Goo, goo, goo, goo.
369
00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:01,029
Hi, Grandma.
How you doing?
370
00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:03,413
No, no, no.
It's me, Alex.
371
00:16:03,448 --> 00:16:05,044
Grandma...
372
00:16:05,079 --> 00:16:06,378
He's cute, isn't he?
373
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:09,112
Okay, Mom.
We'll talk to you later.
374
00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:10,878
Can you believe that?
375
00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:13,946
Grandma wanted to hear, uh,
little Andrew's gurgly sounds
376
00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:15,411
on the phone.
377
00:16:15,446 --> 00:16:17,880
How can you blame her?
He's such a great gurgler.
378
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:19,312
Oh, he sure is.
379
00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:21,281
I was t...
380
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:24,478
So, Jennifer,
381
00:16:24,513 --> 00:16:26,747
uh, you were acting out
a movie, right?
382
00:16:26,782 --> 00:16:28,981
Right. Yeah, come on.
Come on. Let's go.
383
00:16:29,016 --> 00:16:30,313
Okay.
384
00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:32,014
Yeah, right, movie.
Three words.
385
00:16:32,049 --> 00:16:33,077
Three words.
386
00:16:33,112 --> 00:16:34,414
Second word,
second wor...
387
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,579
I'll go.
388
00:16:38,614 --> 00:16:42,581
Uh, it's a... It's a deer.
It's got horns. It's...
389
00:16:42,616 --> 00:16:43,981
Moose.
I don't know.
390
00:16:44,016 --> 00:16:46,446
Where's the baby powder?
391
00:16:46,481 --> 00:16:48,582
Uh, next to
the cotton balls!
392
00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:50,213
It's not there!
393
00:16:50,248 --> 00:16:52,281
Moose!
Uh, I'll be right back.
394
00:16:54,749 --> 00:16:55,948
You ought to go up there, Mom.
395
00:16:55,983 --> 00:16:59,515
I mean, we can play charades
some other night.
396
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:00,480
No way.
397
00:17:00,515 --> 00:17:01,814
Mallory and your father
398
00:17:01,849 --> 00:17:04,581
are perfectly capable
of handling the situation.
399
00:17:04,616 --> 00:17:06,947
Mom!
Elyse!
400
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:09,150
I'll be right back.
401
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:28,249
They'll be right back.
402
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,417
Go ahead, Jen. G...
Go ahead with your charade.
403
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:36,384
Okay.
404
00:17:37,483 --> 00:17:38,615
I got it!
405
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:42,050
I got it.
The MacNeil/Lehrer Report.
406
00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:45,082
He's okay.
407
00:17:45,117 --> 00:17:46,751
I think he just wanted
some company.
408
00:17:46,786 --> 00:17:47,982
Yeah.
409
00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:49,751
Jennifer, we're ready.
Yeah.
410
00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:51,216
Yeah, a movie,
three words, right?
411
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:53,284
Right, and it's not
the MacNeil/Lehrer Report.
412
00:17:54,751 --> 00:17:56,450
This is the second word.
Second word.
413
00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:58,486
Have I ever seen this movie?
414
00:17:58,521 --> 00:17:59,584
Okay.
415
00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:01,584
Okay.
So we know it's a cartoon.
416
00:18:01,619 --> 00:18:02,519
Al...
417
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:06,584
Bouncing moose.
418
00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:10,518
Whoa, did you hear that?
It sounded like a laugh!
419
00:18:11,853 --> 00:18:13,353
Come on, Mallory,
that's impossible.
420
00:18:13,388 --> 00:18:14,417
He can't laugh.
421
00:18:14,452 --> 00:18:16,017
He's laughing!
Look at this!
422
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:18,086
It's his first official laugh.
Baby...
423
00:18:18,121 --> 00:18:20,418
A laugh? No. Really?
424
00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:23,720
You think you can get him
to laugh again?
425
00:18:23,755 --> 00:18:24,738
Hey, come on!
426
00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:25,686
Tickle him.
427
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:27,351
It's the rattle.
428
00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:28,584
He's smiling!
429
00:18:28,619 --> 00:18:29,851
Hey, look, look, look.
430
00:18:29,886 --> 00:18:32,353
That's his first
real smile!
431
00:18:33,886 --> 00:18:35,118
A quarterback.
432
00:18:35,153 --> 00:18:36,920
He's not gonna
play football.
433
00:18:38,954 --> 00:18:41,787
I have to find a place
where there are no babies.
434
00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:44,451
Jennifer?
435
00:18:44,486 --> 00:18:46,254
I've already heard
the baby laugh.
436
00:18:46,289 --> 00:18:47,553
Thanks anyway.
437
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:51,054
Mind if we come in?
438
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,220
If you want.
439
00:18:53,253 --> 00:18:54,920
What are you doing?
440
00:18:54,955 --> 00:18:57,251
Trying to find
a new place to live.
441
00:18:57,286 --> 00:18:59,921
The best I've come up with
so far are New Jersey
442
00:18:59,956 --> 00:19:01,886
and Iceland.
443
00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:04,088
Ah. Uh, what's it gonna be?
444
00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:06,255
I'm leaning towards Jersey.
445
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:11,220
About tonight, Jen...
we're sorry.
446
00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:12,520
Yeah. We...
447
00:19:12,555 --> 00:19:14,256
We wanted you to have
a special night,
448
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,221
but it didn't work
out that way.
449
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,020
Of course it didn't.
450
00:19:18,055 --> 00:19:21,356
The baby started smiling,
then laughing.
451
00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:23,255
Next he'll be sitting up,
452
00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,119
then crawling,
453
00:19:25,154 --> 00:19:26,824
then he'll be eating
solid foods
454
00:19:26,859 --> 00:19:28,821
and not spitting it up.
455
00:19:28,856 --> 00:19:30,556
How could I compete
with that?
456
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,389
It's not a competition,
Jennifer.
457
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,756
Honey, we... We know
it was probably a mistake
458
00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:38,921
to have a Jennifer night.
459
00:19:38,956 --> 00:19:41,456
I- it was... phony.
I- it was artificial.
460
00:19:41,491 --> 00:19:43,921
I don't know
what happened.
461
00:19:43,956 --> 00:19:46,523
I mean, I was really looking
forward to the baby
462
00:19:46,558 --> 00:19:48,289
before he came.
463
00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:51,258
Then when he got here,
464
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:54,258
I felt...
465
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,223
in the way.
466
00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:00,589
In the way?
467
00:20:00,624 --> 00:20:02,607
Now, look, honey,
468
00:20:02,642 --> 00:20:04,633
this is your home.
469
00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:06,589
We're your family.
470
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:08,258
You'll never be in the way.
471
00:20:09,324 --> 00:20:11,455
Do you still love me?
472
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:14,789
Honey, come on.
Of course.
473
00:20:14,824 --> 00:20:17,059
We just don't realize
that we have to remind you
474
00:20:17,094 --> 00:20:19,423
how we feel about you.
475
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,992
Maybe just once in a while.
476
00:20:23,058 --> 00:20:24,192
We're silly.
477
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,025
Thanks for coming up here
and telling me all this stuff.
478
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,492
Oh, forget it!
479
00:20:30,527 --> 00:20:32,193
That's what parents are for...
480
00:20:32,228 --> 00:20:34,325
to tell kids stuff.
481
00:20:35,926 --> 00:20:37,192
Hiya.
Hi, Jen.
482
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:41,159
Hey, sorry about your night
getting spoiled, Jennifer.
483
00:20:41,194 --> 00:20:42,290
Yeah, I was, uh...
484
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:45,260
I was really looking forward
to playing charades.
485
00:20:45,295 --> 00:20:47,391
But you hate charades.
486
00:20:47,426 --> 00:20:50,193
I came up here to be nice.
Give me a break, Jen.
487
00:20:51,994 --> 00:20:53,927
Oh, sorry.
488
00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:56,458
You guys excuse us?
489
00:20:56,493 --> 00:20:59,628
I think, uh, Jen, Andrew and I
have some things to talk about.
490
00:20:59,663 --> 00:21:00,894
Well, sure.
491
00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:03,758
Uh, Andrew, listen,
492
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:05,359
you're gonna hear
a lot of girl talk,
493
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:09,061
so, uh, just nod a lot,
like it makes sense.
494
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,928
You know, Jen, when...
When you were first born,
495
00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:17,660
I was jealous of you.
496
00:21:17,695 --> 00:21:18,878
You were?
497
00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:20,026
Sure.
498
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,395
You know, I got tired of
hearing about how cute you were
499
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:24,494
and how much fun
you were to play with.
500
00:21:24,529 --> 00:21:26,594
How'd you get over it?
501
00:21:26,629 --> 00:21:28,493
Well, pretty soon I realized
502
00:21:28,528 --> 00:21:31,762
that you were cute and
that you were fun to play with.
503
00:21:32,797 --> 00:21:34,429
That's true, I am.
504
00:21:38,295 --> 00:21:40,063
And then I realized
that Mom and Dad
505
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:42,195
have enough love
for all of us.
506
00:21:43,294 --> 00:21:45,228
You're a great
big sister, Mallory.
507
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,161
Not such a hard job.
508
00:21:48,196 --> 00:21:50,529
You're gonna be a great
big sister too.
509
00:21:52,495 --> 00:21:54,197
Maybe you oughta give him
to me for a while.
510
00:21:54,232 --> 00:21:55,129
Sure.
511
00:22:01,129 --> 00:22:02,730
You guys look great together.
512
00:22:06,663 --> 00:22:08,513
Andrew...
513
00:22:08,548 --> 00:22:10,364
can we talk?
514
00:22:14,597 --> 00:22:17,697
This is a great time
of your life.
515
00:22:17,732 --> 00:22:19,462
You're lucky.
516
00:22:19,497 --> 00:22:23,498
And you should enjoy it now
because when you grow up...
517
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:26,064
That's around 7.
518
00:22:27,832 --> 00:22:29,296
...things change.
519
00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:32,598
You go from helpless
and cuddly
520
00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:35,432
to a low person
on the totem pole.
521
00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:38,231
You'll be expected
to do the dishes,
522
00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:40,565
take out the garbage,
523
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,131
wash my bike.
524
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:46,598
Yesterday
when I said I hated you,
525
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,033
I didn't mean it.
526
00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:52,632
I'm sorry I said that.
527
00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:55,399
You're my brother.
528
00:22:55,434 --> 00:22:56,666
I love you.
529
00:22:59,266 --> 00:23:02,967
Oh, Andrew, you're laughing.
A real laugh.
530
00:23:03,002 --> 00:23:04,365
Oh, my gosh.
531
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,567
Come quick, everyone!
Hurry up. The baby's laughing!
532
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:11,833
Whoa, look at that.
What's up?
533
00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:12,899
Honey. Oh, he was.
534
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,133
I didn't get to see...
Oh, hey!
535
00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:16,500
Smile for me, look here.
536
00:23:16,535 --> 00:23:18,066
Oh.
Here we go!
537
00:23:18,101 --> 00:23:19,065
Oh!
538
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,132
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