Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,001
ELYSE
Last week on Family Ties,
2
00:00:03,030 --> 00:00:05,222
the whole family
was down at WKS
3
00:00:05,251 --> 00:00:08,020
helping Steven on
the final night of pledge week.
4
00:00:08,062 --> 00:00:10,340
♪ WKS, you're the one ♪
5
00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,570
Oh, no way.
No, don't touch a thing.
6
00:00:13,610 --> 00:00:15,540
Don't do anything
until I get there.
7
00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:16,610
I've gotta go home.
8
00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,680
We've got major
plumbing problems.
9
00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:20,868
Oh, Steven, I don't want you
to miss my song.
10
00:00:20,902 --> 00:00:22,570
Don't worry. I'll only
be gone a little bit.
11
00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,450
There's plenty of time
before you go on.
12
00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:26,750
Gus, I'll be back in
a few minutes.
13
00:00:26,790 --> 00:00:28,720
Well, I guess
I'll rehearse.
14
00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:30,990
Okay, Elyse. You're on
after the magician.
15
00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:33,980
Well... Well, I don't wanna sing
if Steven's not here.
16
00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:36,930
We'll clap really loud
no matter how bad you sing.
17
00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,200
Hey. Your wife's
on television.
18
00:00:41,230 --> 00:00:43,970
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
19
00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,810
Wow. She really
nailed it that time.
20
00:00:48,070 --> 00:00:49,970
I think
I'm going into labor.
21
00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:51,810
Labor?
22
00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,210
Steven, if you're watching,
meet me at the hospital.
23
00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:56,050
Elyse, I'll be there
in 15 minutes.
24
00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,810
Be there in ten minutes!
25
00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,550
Ten minutes, and
I'll get your suitcase.
26
00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:01,320
A- and don't
forget my suitcase!
27
00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:03,250
Stop nagging.
I'm coming.
28
00:01:16,230 --> 00:01:18,400
♪ I'll bet
We've been together ♪
29
00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,700
♪ For a million years ♪
30
00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:23,870
♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
31
00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:26,840
♪ For a million more ♪
32
00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,780
♪ Ooh, it's like
I started breathin' ♪
33
00:01:29,810 --> 00:01:32,300
♪ On the night we kissed ♪
34
00:01:32,330 --> 00:01:35,310
♪ And I can't remember ♪
35
00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:38,220
♪ What I ever did before ♪
36
00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:41,090
♪ What would we do, baby ♪
37
00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,620
♪ Without us? ♪
38
00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:46,530
♪ What would we do, baby ♪
39
00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,160
♪ Without us? ♪
40
00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,830
♪ And there ain't
No nothin' ♪
41
00:01:55,170 --> 00:01:58,040
♪ What would we do, baby ♪
42
00:01:58,070 --> 00:02:00,990
♪ Without us? ♪
43
00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:03,910
♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
44
00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,180
I thought
I'd anticipated
45
00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:14,090
every possible
situation.
46
00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,050
Prepared for
every contingency.
47
00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:19,590
But I never expected my wife
would go into labor
48
00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:20,890
on television.
49
00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:23,190
Well, that's the one
most people overlook.
50
00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,430
Oh.
Come in.
51
00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:29,430
Oh, Mr. Keaton.
52
00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:31,490
Ah, boy. Were you
watching TV just now?
53
00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,500
Yes, Skippy.
I saw the whole thing.
54
00:02:33,540 --> 00:02:35,240
Was it not amazing?
55
00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:38,170
A mid-court shot
at the buzzer.
56
00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:39,210
Phew!
Skippy,
57
00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,710
what are you
talking about?
58
00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:43,250
The basketball game.
What are you talking about?
59
00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,480
Mrs. Keaton just
went into labor!
60
00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:46,680
Oh.
61
00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:47,850
Heh.
62
00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:50,150
Imagine that.
63
00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:53,320
We were talking about two
completely different things.
64
00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,330
Mrs. Keaton's
going into labor!
65
00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,060
Wait a minute.
66
00:02:58,090 --> 00:03:00,700
That means she's
gonna have the baby!
67
00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:02,050
Who are you?
68
00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,370
I'm the plumber.
69
00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,080
Shouldn't you be
a doctor?
70
00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,700
I'm not here
to deliver a baby.
71
00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:09,290
I'm here to fix
the plumbing.
72
00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:12,190
You're doing
a nice job.
73
00:03:13,730 --> 00:03:15,560
So, uh,
tell me,
74
00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,360
where's
Mrs. Keaton?
75
00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,530
Mrs. Keaton just went into labor
down at the TV station.
76
00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:23,100
That's where Mr. Keaton
is going now.
77
00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:24,840
Now? Oh...
78
00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:26,640
it's really
snowing outside.
79
00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:28,710
Why doesn't he just
stay home here with us
80
00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:30,040
and watch it
on TV?
81
00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:33,110
All right!
82
00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:36,430
I think
I have everything:
83
00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:39,370
ChapStick, towels,
lollipops,
84
00:03:39,410 --> 00:03:41,760
a fan, uh,
two tennis balls
85
00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,830
and a bottle
of champagne.
86
00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:45,860
Where you going,
Club Med?
87
00:03:47,290 --> 00:03:49,690
Bud, you do whatever
you need to do
88
00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,440
to fix this plumbing.
89
00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,160
We're gonna
have a baby!
90
00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:56,460
So who won
the basketball game?
91
00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,370
I don't know. It
went into overtime.
92
00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,200
So what do you
wanna do?
93
00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,970
You wanna watch
the basketball game,
94
00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,310
or you wanna watch
Mrs. Keaton giving birth?
95
00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,180
We'll flip
back and forth.
96
00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:14,280
Oh. The damn car is stuck
in the snow.
97
00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,990
Skippy, Bud, you mind giving me
a hand pushing it out?
98
00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:18,250
Oh, sure. Yeah.
Yeah.
99
00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:19,470
Uh-oh.
100
00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:20,620
What?
101
00:04:20,650 --> 00:04:23,320
You don't have tire chains
in that Lamaze bag of yours,
102
00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,120
you're not
going anywhere.
103
00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,330
You want me to check?
104
00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,460
What do you mean,
Bud?
105
00:04:27,490 --> 00:04:29,130
I didn't know it was
snowing that hard out.
106
00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,770
You'll never get
your car out of there.
107
00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,730
Well...
No. This is terrible.
108
00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:36,570
All right. Mr. Keaton,
we'll take my bike.
109
00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,070
No. We'll take
my truck.
110
00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:40,270
I got
chains on.
111
00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:41,570
And besides, I never
get stuck.
112
00:04:41,610 --> 00:04:42,640
Good.
All right.
113
00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:44,080
Come on, kid.
You better come with us
114
00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:45,300
in case
we get stuck.
115
00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:46,480
But you said you...
116
00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,750
Shut up, kid.
117
00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:50,750
Shotgun!
118
00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:52,250
Skippy!
I got shotgun.
119
00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:55,580
Okay. All right, Mom.
120
00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,020
All right. Just
stay calm, okay?!
121
00:04:57,050 --> 00:04:59,630
The important thing here
is thatyoustay calm!
122
00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:01,780
I can, uh,
handle everything.
123
00:05:01,810 --> 00:05:04,310
Well, I can't handle
everything.
124
00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:06,620
But if youstay calm,
we're okay.
125
00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:09,060
Alex, why don't you
stay calm?
126
00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,970
Okay, fair enough.
That's a start.
127
00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,600
We should stop
standing around
128
00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,120
and get Mom
to the hospital.
129
00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,570
Hospital.
Hospital. Good.
130
00:05:15,610 --> 00:05:17,710
Uh, Jen. Uh, let's
get the coats.
131
00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:18,810
All right.
132
00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,040
Does it hurt,
Mom?
133
00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,610
No. No, it's not bad.
Just a little...
134
00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:25,180
twinge now and then.
135
00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:26,720
You know, it's funny.
I could've sworn
136
00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,150
this wouldn't be
till next month.
137
00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:30,750
Um, is there anything
I can do to help?
138
00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:33,360
Yeah, start thinking
of names. We don't have one.
139
00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,230
Um, how about
"Early" Keaton?
140
00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:40,010
How you feeling,
Elyse?
141
00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:41,160
Well, I'll
tell you, Gus,
142
00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,950
I don't think I'm
gonna finish my song.
143
00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:44,700
Oh, boy, boy, boy.
Those pledges have been
144
00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:45,800
pouring in like crazy.
145
00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,000
I mean, that audience
really got excited
146
00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,770
when you went
into labor.
147
00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,540
Man, we should do this
every year.
148
00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,940
Don't look at me.
149
00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,680
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.
150
00:05:57,710 --> 00:05:59,300
Listen, Elyse
has gone into labor.
151
00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:00,730
Now, she can't
finish her song.
152
00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,120
You've gotta
go back on, okay?
153
00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,900
This is my big chance.
My big break.
154
00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:08,220
Oh, thank you,
Mrs. Keaton. Thank you.
155
00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:09,190
Anytime.
156
00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:10,360
Okay, Mom. All right.
157
00:06:10,390 --> 00:06:11,460
Let's go.
I'll drive.
158
00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:13,430
Uh, you ready?
I couldn't be readier.
159
00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,600
All right,
let's go. Okay.
160
00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:16,900
Ah.
161
00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:19,230
Ah.
Oh.
162
00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:21,270
There she goes,
ladies and gentlemen.
163
00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:22,370
Huh?
164
00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:26,640
You know,
I love new babies,
165
00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:28,940
'cause they're the only people
who haven't heard my jokes.
166
00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:34,250
Hey, uh, any new babies
in the audience? Huh?
167
00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,650
Raise your rattles.
Ha-ha.
168
00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,720
Hey, how many of you babies
are from out of town, huh?
169
00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:43,640
Hey, that was
fast.
170
00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,370
Was it a boy
or a girl?
171
00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,020
Well, uh...
We can't leave.
172
00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:49,100
The guard said the roads
are impassable.
173
00:06:49,130 --> 00:06:50,760
We're, uh, gonna
have to try again
174
00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,950
in a little
while, Mom.
175
00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:53,060
I'm afraid not.
176
00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,400
Things are happening
a lot faster than I thought.
177
00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:56,830
I'm not
going anywhere.
178
00:06:56,870 --> 00:06:59,500
Ah, Mom, will you just
control yourself?
179
00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,540
I'm doing the best I can.
180
00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:04,540
Ah... Ah, Gus,
what are we gonna do?
181
00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:06,240
I'm not sure. But
just don't panic, okay?
182
00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,510
Right. Okay. Don't panic.
Don't panic. Don't panic.
183
00:07:08,550 --> 00:07:10,580
Is there a doctor
in the house?! Anywhere!
184
00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:12,850
That's a good question.
Is there a doctor here?
185
00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,740
Because if there is,
I've got this...
186
00:07:14,770 --> 00:07:16,510
Uh, no. Jackie.
... thing in my back...
187
00:07:16,550 --> 00:07:18,600
No. Please, is there
a doctor in the house?
188
00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,660
Yeah. Uh, maybe I can
help you. I'm Dr. Witt.
189
00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,620
What?
Witt.
190
00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:24,600
Wow. Mom,
we have a doctor.
191
00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:25,860
Right here.
192
00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:27,100
Oh, thank God.
193
00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:30,500
Uh, I j...
194
00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:32,230
You're the one who's
pregnant, right?
195
00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:33,870
Yeah, I...
196
00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,170
Are you
an obstetrician?
197
00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:36,940
A botanist.
198
00:07:38,910 --> 00:07:41,180
A botanist?
Yeah. Plants.
199
00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:43,040
Hubert Witt, Ph. D.
200
00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,250
You mean you're
not a real doctor?
201
00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,510
I resent that.
202
00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:48,930
Uh, look, no offense.
203
00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,200
It's just that
we need somebody
204
00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,370
to help us
deliver a baby.
205
00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:52,840
But how different
can it be, you know?
206
00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:54,910
A bee carries pollen
from flower to flower.
207
00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:56,910
A man, a woman...
Uh, no. Thanks.
208
00:07:56,940 --> 00:07:58,340
Thank you.
209
00:07:58,380 --> 00:07:59,740
Boy, you try to
help people and...
210
00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,650
Dr. Witt, ladies and gentlemen.
The plant doctor.
211
00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,750
Mom, what are we gonna do?
I...
212
00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,020
Mom, couldn't you and Dad
have planned this little event
213
00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:12,620
for the summer?
214
00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,830
Maybe next time.
215
00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:16,960
Next time?
216
00:08:16,990 --> 00:08:19,300
Look. We have
no choice.
217
00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:21,460
I think we're gonna
have to have the baby here.
218
00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:24,730
And we'll be back with that baby
in just a few minutes.
219
00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:31,810
Uh, excuse me.
My name is Erwin Handleman.
220
00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,240
We're having a baby.
221
00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,860
He's carrying
low.
222
00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,160
Not...
Not me. Him.
223
00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:42,380
Hi.
224
00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:43,650
I'm Steven
Keaton.
225
00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,450
I'm his neighbor.
226
00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:47,190
And I'm his plumber.
227
00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:49,720
Well, that's everyone we need.
228
00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,460
Let's get you three
into delivery.
229
00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:55,450
My wife is the one
who's having the baby.
230
00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,470
She's already here.
Her name is Elyse Keaton.
231
00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,430
One moment.
232
00:08:58,470 --> 00:08:59,830
That's with a K.
233
00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:02,400
Well, I'm sorry,
Mr. Keaton,
234
00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,940
but your wife isn't registered
in this hospital.
235
00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:06,540
That's impossible.
She's in labor.
236
00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,140
And thisis
our hospital.
237
00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,810
Uh, she's probably
in Delivery right now.
238
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,730
Probably took
her right in...
239
00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,610
Uh, Mr. Keaton...
I'm sorry, sir,
240
00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:14,980
but no Elyse...
241
00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:16,780
Keaton has
been admitted.
242
00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:18,520
Thanks for
your help, Don.
243
00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:20,660
They should all go
as well as that one did.
244
00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,460
Oh...
Dr. Alexander?
245
00:09:22,490 --> 00:09:24,190
Hi. Steven Keaton.
246
00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:25,910
How is she?
Oh. Hi, Steven.
247
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,790
Oh, she's fine.
Just fine.
248
00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:29,590
And the baby?
A 7-pound girl.
249
00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:31,630
Congratulations, Mr. Keaton!
Congratulations.
250
00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:34,300
Wonderful. A girl.
251
00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:35,605
Can I...
Can I see her now?
252
00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,490
I didn't know
you knew the Dorfmans.
253
00:09:40,860 --> 00:09:42,430
Th... The...
The Dorfmans?
254
00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:45,010
Uh, n...
Not Elyse?
255
00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:47,530
No. Is Elyse here?
256
00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,900
She was down at
the station.
257
00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:52,200
I was at home
checking on the plumbing,
258
00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:54,430
and I saw her go into labor
on television.
259
00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,940
Hm. We'd better get down there.
I'll go get my things.
260
00:09:56,970 --> 00:10:00,010
But she... She could be
on her way over here.
261
00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,610
I'd better call,
see what's going on.
262
00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:06,050
Nice hospital, kid.
Were you born here?
263
00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,880
Me? Oh,
I- I don't know.
264
00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,250
I was adopted...
265
00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,280
so I wasn't
at my birth.
266
00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:16,720
Uh... Look.
Uh, Mr. Keaton.
267
00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:17,960
Look there
on the TV.
268
00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:20,010
Not now, Skippy.
I'm trying to call my wife.
269
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,070
ELYSE Steven, if you're watching,
270
00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:24,100
I couldn't make it
to the hospital.
271
00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:26,260
I'm still here
at the station.
272
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,970
Don't go to the hospital.
273
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,420
But I'm already
at the hospital.
274
00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:32,840
Come right to
the station, Steven.
275
00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:33,840
Are you out th...
276
00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:39,740
That was Elyse Keaton,
ladies and gentlemen,
277
00:10:39,780 --> 00:10:41,900
who is in labor
at this very moment.
278
00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:44,010
Now, tell me,
when was the last time
279
00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:45,780
you saw something
like that
280
00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:47,480
on commercial
television?
281
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,390
So let's keep
those pledges coming in.
282
00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:52,560
Yeah. Uh, Steven, if you...
If you can hear me,
283
00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,690
I- I-I'm at the station.
Don't go to the hospital.
284
00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:56,190
Now, that number is...
285
00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:58,410
555-
286
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,560
6131.
287
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,770
All right.
Try that number.
288
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,850
Tell her I'm
on my way.
289
00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:06,870
Doc! Bud! Skippy!
Come on!
290
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,270
those phones are just...
Oh!
291
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:09,670
...ringing
off their hooks.
292
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,010
Thank you for
your generosity.
293
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,760
And if that line is busy...
294
00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:14,480
...please
keep trying.
295
00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:21,530
Okay, Mom.
Now, just relax.
296
00:11:21,570 --> 00:11:23,420
Okay. It's dark in here.
297
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,320
Oh, no. The power's out.
Mom, what are we gonna do?
298
00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:29,270
It's back on.
299
00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:30,680
What a break.
300
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,030
Okay, Mom.
301
00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:33,550
Just take it easy. Just relax.
302
00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:34,990
We'll handle everything.
Okay.
303
00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:36,400
You just gotta
tell us one thing...
304
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,360
What?
305
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,200
Tell us what to do.
306
00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:40,870
Well, uh, for now,
all we can do is
307
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,220
keep track of
the contractions.
308
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,540
See how far apart
they are.
309
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,900
And that'll let us know
310
00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:46,770
how soon the baby's
gonna come.
311
00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:48,040
I got it, Mom.
312
00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:50,190
I bet these are
the first contractions
313
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:52,310
ever to be timed on
a Duran Duran watch.
314
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,830
It's same as
any other watch, Mallory.
315
00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:58,030
See, when the big Duran's
on the 9
316
00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,920
and the little Duran's
on the 8...
317
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,790
Here, Elyse.
I brought you ice water.
318
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:02,890
Oh, thank you,
Gus.
319
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,760
Oh, Elyse.
Thanks to you,
320
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,560
we've set an all-time record
for pledges.
321
00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,760
Over $70,000.
322
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:11,560
You know, Robert Mathison
says he'll pledge $1,000
323
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,830
if you'll have a boy.
324
00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,600
What do you think
of that, huh?
325
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,630
Well, I...
I'll do my best.
326
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,370
Oh, thank you. But
I've gotta get back.
327
00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:22,170
Mom. H-how
can you...
328
00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:23,270
be so calm?
329
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,540
You are about to
have a baby in a...
330
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,780
In a nonmedical,
nonprofessional...
331
00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,750
nonprofit
environment.
332
00:12:30,910 --> 00:12:31,980
Well, it...
333
00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,550
It could be worse, honey.
334
00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:35,890
It... If... I-I'm in
a familiar setting,
335
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,610
I... I'm surrounded
by my family.
336
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,290
Sure, my husband's
not here, but...
337
00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:43,280
got a picture of him.
338
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,190
Oh. C-contraction.
339
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:47,800
Uh, Mallory, Jennifer, how...
How far apart are they?
340
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,130
Uh, about 3 feet.
341
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,470
No.
342
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,640
I meant
the contractions.
343
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:57,770
They're about
10 minutes apart, Mom.
344
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,440
Oh! Ten minutes!
345
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,040
Uh, 10 minutes! Mom.
346
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,910
Do you know
what this means?
347
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,980
What does this mean?
348
00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:06,730
Alex, listen.
Please.
349
00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:08,560
I'm depending on you.
350
00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:10,350
I need you,
all right?
351
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,090
All right.
352
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,250
Jennifer, Mallory,
find Gus.
353
00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:18,660
Tell him we need some blankets,
sheets, towels and hot water.
354
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,660
Oh, and, uh, they do
a medical show, right?
355
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,550
Oh... On stage 2? They got
a gurney down there.
356
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,400
Find some guys in the crew
and bring it up here,
357
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,800
okay?
Okay.
358
00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:28,000
Hey, you could use this
to time Mom's contractions.
359
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,540
See, when the big
Duran's on the 8
360
00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:31,040
and the little Duran's
on the 7...
361
00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,070
Jennifer.
... and the...
362
00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:34,570
Je... Uh, I'll use
my own watch, okay?
363
00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:35,680
It's got numbers.
364
00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:40,350
Okay, Mom...
365
00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:41,830
I'm gonna stay here
with you.
366
00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:43,840
Now, that's
more like it.
367
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,820
I'm calm.
We're organized.
368
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:46,820
I feel better already.
369
00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:47,820
Okay.
370
00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:51,590
Changed
your mind yet?
371
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:52,890
Need an expert?
372
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,690
Well, I... I think
I'm well within my rights
373
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,530
not to be examined
by a botanist.
374
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,230
Young lady,
the reproductive processes
375
00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:03,250
can be remarkably
similar
376
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:05,240
in totally different
species.
377
00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:09,640
When were
you last watered?
378
00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:14,140
Uh, doc...
379
00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:15,210
Uh, doc, thanks...
380
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,250
Thanks very much
for your concern.
381
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,710
And, uh,
we appreciate it,
382
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,050
but we really
don't think there's
383
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,220
anything you can do to help.
Okay, okay. I'm leaving.
384
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,690
Good luck,
Mrs. Keaton.
385
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,190
Try to keep her
near the window.
386
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:27,090
Make sure she gets
plenty of sunlight.
387
00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:32,560
Hello?
388
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,260
Oh, honey, thank goodness
you called!
389
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:37,070
Where are you?
I need you!
390
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,500
You are?
391
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,300
Well, uh...
I'll... I'll do my best,
392
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,440
but they're
10 minutes apart.
393
00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:43,810
You will?
394
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,340
Okay, sweetheart.
I love you.
395
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:47,310
Okay, bye.
396
00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:50,750
Who was that?
397
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,450
That was your dad.
Oh.
398
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,570
He's on his way here
with Dr. Alexander.
399
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,650
A- and Skippy and the plumber
are with him.
400
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,960
Oh, what a relief.
401
00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,190
For a second there,
402
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,180
I thought the plumber
wasn't gonna make it.
403
00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:06,130
I'm not even sure
that they'll make it.
404
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,630
He... He called
from a payphone.
405
00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:10,200
He said that the traffic
and that the storm is terrible.
406
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:12,570
Well, uh, here.
407
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:16,000
Well, I'm...
I'm here with you, Mom.
408
00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:19,710
I gotta admit it, Alex.
I'm getting a little scared.
409
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:23,110
Yeah.
Well, uh, Mom...
410
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:25,411
I know exactly how
you feel.
411
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,950
Well, not exactly.
412
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:29,320
But, uh...
413
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,120
I know this can't
be easy for you.
414
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,740
This is not the way
it's supposed to be.
415
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,050
There's supposed to be
a doctor here.
416
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,120
There's supposed to be
a husband here.
417
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,160
There's supposed to be
a hospital here.
418
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,100
Uh, look, Mom...
419
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,080
I'm sorry that
I panicked earlier.
420
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,000
It... It's just that...
421
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,800
I don't know, whenever
there's a problem or...
422
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,970
Or a crisis
of some kind,
423
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,740
it's always you or Dad
who handle it.
424
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:55,410
I mean, this is
a new world for me.
425
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,610
Well, it suits you,
honey.
426
00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,350
Thanks, Mom.
427
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:02,930
Well, uh, you've
done this...
428
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,010
birth thing before,
so...
429
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,620
you just tell me
what you need.
430
00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:09,900
Well, for now,
uh... all I need
431
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:12,160
is for you
to be supportive,
432
00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:14,190
comforting
and strong.
433
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:16,130
And if there's time,
go to medical school.
434
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,860
Bud, when do you think
we'll get there?
435
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:26,140
Well, Mr. Keaton, we're
doing 2 miles an hour.
436
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:29,340
The next exit is
three miles down the road.
437
00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:32,940
By my best calculations,
we should get there, uh...
438
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:35,980
Thursday... Friday
by the latest.
439
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,880
Ah.
Oh, great.
440
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,050
Now we're not even moving.
441
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,220
Dr. Alexander, what if
we can't get there in time?
442
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,590
All I can say, Steven,
is...
443
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:48,690
I mean, it's not ideal,
444
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,030
but... billions of women
have given birth
445
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,530
without a doctor's aid.
446
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,850
It's a completely
natural function,
447
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,100
and your wife is
a very healthy woman.
448
00:16:57,130 --> 00:17:00,270
There's every reason to believe
that she'll be fine.
449
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,640
Thank you, doc.
450
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:02,970
I feel better.
451
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:07,480
Clear the road!
We're having a baby!
452
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,380
It's no use.
453
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:15,080
Oh, Mr. Keaton,
you gotta calm down.
454
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,050
You heard what
the doctor said.
455
00:17:17,090 --> 00:17:19,350
Mrs. Keaton's
gonna be fine.
456
00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:21,590
Everything's gonna be okay.
457
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,360
Your wife don't
need you hanging around
458
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,680
while she's
having that kid.
459
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,930
Yeah.
Heck,
460
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,400
my wife had six kids
without me.
461
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,390
Well, you know
what I mean.
462
00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:34,800
Bud, I... I know it's possible
for her to have a baby
463
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,630
if I'm not there.
464
00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:39,540
But Elyse and I are a team.
465
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:40,670
We, uh...
466
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,570
wanna bring this baby
into the world together.
467
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:45,910
After all, moments like this
don't happen every day.
468
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:48,110
This'll probably be
the last baby...
469
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,250
we ever have.
470
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,980
I...
471
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,280
I just...
472
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,520
wanna be there with her.
473
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,350
Clear the road! Get out of the way!
474
00:17:58,390 --> 00:18:00,120
Get out of the way!
475
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:06,560
Okay, Mom.
Got everything.
476
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,930
Got the towels, the sheets,
the hot water.
477
00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:10,300
I asked around
for lollipops,
478
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:13,970
but the best I could do
was a six-pack of Bud...
479
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,020
and some chewing tobacco.
480
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:18,040
I'll take the tobacco.
481
00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:22,810
Is there
anything else, Mom?
482
00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,580
Well... Okay, I'd
really like to lie down now.
483
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:25,970
Could you check
on the gurney?
484
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,280
Well, I'll get it, Mom.
Uh, Jen,
485
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,750
why don't you and, uh,
two Durans come with me.
486
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:33,360
Hey. Try not to have the baby
until I come back.
487
00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:34,720
Okay, Mom?
All right.
488
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,460
You're gonna do great.
I know you are.
489
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,690
Thank you, honey.
490
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:43,230
Uh...
Oh.
491
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:45,530
You're really
having the baby.
492
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:47,100
Yeah.
493
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,590
You know,
for the first time,
494
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,040
it's starting to
seem real to me.
495
00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:51,170
You're not
the only one.
496
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,980
You know, when I think of
having babies myself someday,
497
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,410
I get real nervous.
498
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,810
What makes you
nervous?
499
00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:00,210
Oh. I don't know.
Everything about it.
500
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,400
I mean, how do
you know what to do
501
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,291
when the baby
won't fall asleep?
502
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:07,020
Well, you just...
You follow your instincts.
503
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,760
Well, how do
you know what to do
504
00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:10,930
when the baby won't
stop crying?
505
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,020
Well, you'll know
when it happens.
506
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,600
I mean, I don't even know
what to say when
507
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:16,000
your baby tells you
she's old enough
508
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,760
to stay out past midnight.
509
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:21,670
Forget it, Mallory.
510
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:27,740
Thought I could
slip that by you.
511
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,040
No.
512
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,110
Oh, Mom,
513
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:31,810
you're gonna be
a terrific mother
514
00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:33,910
for this baby.
Mm.
515
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:35,830
And I know that if
I have kids someday,
516
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,680
if I turn out to be
a great mother,
517
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,790
it's 'cause I had
a great mother like you.
518
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:43,010
Thank you, sweetheart.
519
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,150
Here you go, Elyse.
520
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:48,460
Everything you need
to become a new mother.
521
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:49,460
Except the baby.
522
00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,360
You have to
supply that.
523
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,200
Okay, now,
let's, uh...
524
00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:54,700
Let's get you onto this bed. Ah, yeah.
525
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,570
Yeah, thanks.
Mom, grab around my neck there.
526
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,440
All right.
527
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,410
Let me try it another way.
Uh...
528
00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:08,680
Uh...
Okay.
529
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:13,150
Okay.
530
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,250
Oh, yeah.
Thank you, that's better.
531
00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:18,560
It's the least
we could do, Mom.
532
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,320
Oh, hi!
533
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,610
Oh, honey.
I'm sorry we're late.
534
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:26,560
We stopped for
a bite to eat.
535
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,360
Good going, Elyse.
536
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,170
We're almost there. Oh, thank God.
537
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,900
Well, you're
doing fine, Elyse.
538
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,770
Thank you, Steven.
I'm so glad you're here.
539
00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:37,770
Oh, me too.
540
00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:39,810
Wouldn't seem right
having the baby without you.
541
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,280
Oh, it wouldn't have
felt right to me
542
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,080
if you weren't here.
543
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,810
Oh! Oh!
544
00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:47,980
Here it comes!
push!
545
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,520
Here it comes!
546
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:50,900
Push. Good girl,
Elyse.
547
00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:52,220
Here it comes.
Push!
548
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,420
Push!
549
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,660
Go, baby.
Come on.
550
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,930
Oh. We did it.
551
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,460
You have
a beautiful baby boy.
552
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,370
Oh, Steven.
Oh. A boy, Elyse.
553
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,400
A boy! Now we have
two of each.
554
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,490
Now, wait a minute.
Let me see.
555
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,540
One, two...
Yeah, two of each!
556
00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:14,040
Two of each.
557
00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:15,910
You wanna go for
the tiebreaker?
558
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,010
Not tonight, honey.
I had a long drive.
559
00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:22,750
Oh.
560
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:24,020
Oh.
561
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,590
Oh, he's beautiful.
562
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,450
Like his mother.
563
00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:31,320
Oh, no, Steven.
Look, he has your eyes.
564
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,620
Maybe those are
my eyes,
565
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:34,630
but that is your nose.
I'd know it anywhere.
566
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:37,250
You were great,
Elyse.
567
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,860
Oh, thank you,
love.
568
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,570
Oh, so were you.
569
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,170
Can we come in?
570
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,270
We heard a baby.
571
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,970
Uh, we thought
it might be yours.
572
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:50,610
Come on in.
573
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:53,910
Oh, wow.
574
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,850
It's a boy.
Thank you!
575
00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:01,570
Oh. Thank you.
576
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,380
Thank you.
577
00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:05,150
Thank you.
578
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,320
Oh!
579
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,290
Oh.
580
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,460
If we could handle Alex,
we can handle him.
581
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,700
No problem.
582
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:18,470
Wow.
Oh, wow.
583
00:22:21,870 --> 00:22:23,240
It's a boy.
584
00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:24,570
Oh.
Aww...
585
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,740
Congratulate me,
Bud.
586
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,680
I'm a neighbor
for the fourth time.
587
00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:31,850
Bud, I never would have
gotten here in time
588
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:32,810
if it weren't for you.
589
00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,810
Think nothing of it,
Mr. Keaton.
590
00:22:34,850 --> 00:22:38,020
I'm not even gonna
charge you for the overtime.
591
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,360
Come on, neighbor.
592
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:40,620
Come on, plumber.
593
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,720
Let's leave this family
alone for a while.
594
00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:47,460
Oh, he's so cute.
Yeah.
595
00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:49,200
He looks just like me.
596
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,400
Oh!
597
00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:54,430
Oh, great.
38163
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof