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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Alex, will you give us
a hand?
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The Lamaze class is gonna
start any minute.
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Aw, I can't believe
you guys
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are actually going through
with this craziness.
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Nothing crazy
about Lamaze, Alex.
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It's a method
of natural childbirth.
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The husband assists the wife
in the delivery room,
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and no anesthetic is used.
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See, now, that's crazy.
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Look, the natural way
to have a child, Mom,
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is for the man to be
in the waiting room,
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smoking, pacing.
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And... And the woman to be
in the delivery room
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drugged out of her mind.
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You make it sound
so attractive.
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I think when I have a baby,
I wanna be unconscious.
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You're off
to a good start.
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I'll get it.
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Whoa, that must be
the pregnant women, Dad.
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I can feel the house
tilting a little.
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Hi.
Come on in. I'm Steven Keaton.
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Larry Harris.
Larry, hi.
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Suzie, his wife.
Suzie, pleasure.
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- We're Leonard and Marge.
- Oh, fine. Nice to meet you.
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So, it's your first baby?
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Yes, it is.
We're due in ten weeks.
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Wow. Your wife's
not showing at all.
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She's not pregnant.
These are our children.
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This is Mallory,
Alex and Jennifer.
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Hi.
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Have a nice class.
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Bye-bye.
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That's really amazing.
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You know, I bet your son here
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isn't much younger than Suzie.
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That's not to say that you guys
are too old or anything.
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You know, I had an uncle
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who got married
for the first time at 83.
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Any children?
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Not yet. Ha-ha-ha!
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That's funny.
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Uh, excuse me, uh,
enjoy your company.
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This is great.
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We got ourselves
a couple of old pros here.
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See, Suzie, you don't have
to be nervous.
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If these geezers can do it,
so can we.
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Thank you.
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Hi, I'm Carol Mannings,
your instructor.
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Oh, Carol. I-I'm Steven Keaton.
This is my wife Elyse.
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This is, uh, Larry, Suzie and, uh... Suzie.
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Leonard and Marge.
STEVEN Yeah.
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And...
Hi, I'm Donna Barrows.
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Donna.
Hi, Donna.
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Well, I'm a little late.
I apologize.
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So why don't we all just
sit down on the mat
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so we can begin.
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Okay,
first of all,
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one of the most important things
about Lamaze is relax...
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Yeah, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Time-out. Time-out.
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Aren't we missing
somebody here?
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I mean, where's your husband?
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I don't have a husband.
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Oh, you're one of those,
uh, single mothers, right?
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I think that's great.
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Good for you, Donna.
I respect that.
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She's not married.
Larry.
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So it's been 11 years
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since you had
your last child.
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What have you been
doing all that time?
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Well, we have hobbies.
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I think it's wonderful
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you're having another baby.
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A lot of people your age
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would just be packing up
and heading for Florida.
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That's... That's
very sweet of you.
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Okay, everybody.
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We're gonna start up again
in a few minutes.
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Boy, she's really strict.
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We better be
getting back in.
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Oh, I'm right behind you.
I just wanna finish my tea.
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You're going to into trouble
with the teacher.
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I have a note.
Oh, good.
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Hi. How you doing?
Hi.
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I'm, uh, Alex Keaton.
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I'm Donna Barrows.
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Whoa.
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One of the Lamazonians,
I presume.
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Yes, I am. Good presuming.
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Uh, thank you.
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Uh, congratulations.
You, uh...
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You're gonna have
your first kid there?
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Yeah.
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I guess you and your husband
are pretty excited, huh?
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Oh, well, I am.
I don't have a husband.
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Well, then, uh...
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Then how did...?
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Oh.
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Oh, I get it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I, uh...
I see.
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I see.
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The relationship
didn't work out.
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We thought it would be best
if we didn't stay together.
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Pfft!
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You know, I...
I understand these things.
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I'm a contemporary guy.
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Does my mom know?
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I mean, uh...
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Uh, so you're, uh...
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You're flying solo
with this Lamaze thing, huh?
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Carol says
I'm the first single student
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she's had in her classes.
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Well, maybe they'll give you
a little trophy or something.
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Well, I'm not all alone, really.
I've got the little one...
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Oh, it's kicking now.
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Do you wanna feel it?
Uh, I mean, no.
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No, Donna, I couldn't.
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I mean, uh... we just met.
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Come on.
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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Whoa, that's incredible.
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Oh, Donna. You, uh...
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You got a person in there.
Mm-hm.
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Donna, we're starting.
Wow.
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Ooh, the Lamazonian call.
I better get back.
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Uh, yeah. Boy, that's, uh...
That's... That's neat.
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I mean, uh, this is, um,
really something
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that you're taking these
Lamaze classes all by yourself.
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Well, to be honest, I'm
a little nervous about it.
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I mean, it's difficult
to go through
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the whole pregnancy
by myself.
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Yeah, well, I think
you're gonna do fine.
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I hope so.
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Well, I'll see you
next time?
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Yeah. It was nice...
Nice meeting you.
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Uh, nice meeting you too.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Well, are you up
for tonight's Lamaze class?
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Yeah, I guess.
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But I...
I've been thinking, honey.
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They're all so young.
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That's true.
Babies are young.
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No, I-I mean the people
in the class.
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We're so much older
than they are.
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So what?
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So maybe we're too old.
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Too old for what?
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To have a baby.
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Obviously not.
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You don't feel that way?
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No.
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So you have no sympathy
and understanding
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for the way
I feel about this?
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Not really, no.
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Elyse, I know what
you're going through.
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I'm going through
the same thing myself.
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We're geezers.
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Well, what if we're geezers
that are too old
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for natural childbirth?
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What if I can't manage this?
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Well, look,
this isn't a contest.
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Besides, Elyse,
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you're the healthiest,
strongest woman I know.
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And you're just as young
and as beautiful
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as the day we met.
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You're saying that
to make me feel good.
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It's working.
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Come on, Elyse,
we're training for this.
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We're doing
everything we can.
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Trust me.
We're gonna have a...
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A beautiful baby.
Yeah.
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Come on, give me a hand
with this couch. It's too heavy.
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Whoa, hey!
Lamaze class. Great!
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Excuse me, Mom. Can't believe
I'm just in time.
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Well, there is always room
for one more. Heh.
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Wait a minute.
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What do you care about Lamaze?
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Come on. Look, you guys
are my parents.
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This involves
your life.
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If it interests you,
it interests me.
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Is Donna here yet?
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Who's Donna?
Donna. You know, Donna.
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Your... Your classmate.
The one with the, uh...
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and no, uh...
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No, she's not here yet.
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She let me touch her belly
the other day.
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She...
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has got...
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a living,
growing being in there.
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I mean, she is gonna
have a baby.
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Well, that's great.
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Otherwise
she's wasting her money
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on this Lamaze class.
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I'm telling you, ahem,
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parenting is a wonderful thing.
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I mean, bringing a child
into the world,
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caring for it, loving it.
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Ah, you guys wouldn't
understand.
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Whoa. All right.
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Hi!
Howdy-doo!
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Glad to see you
again.
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Hi, Leonard,
Marge.
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Hi, Steven.
How are ya, Steve?
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I'm fine.
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Okay, everybody.
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I think
we should get started.
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Now, if you remember,
last week,
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we talked
about the importance
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of a comfortable
birthing position, remember?
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I call it nesting.
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Now, what I'd like to do
is have the birthing partners
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arrange the pillows
on the mats for the mothers.
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Here, Donna. Come on.
Let me, uh...
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Let me show you
to your nest. Excuse me.
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Whoa, this looks like
a good area to build.
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Uh, pardon me, Dad.
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Is this area zoned
for nests?
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Thank you, Alex.
That's very sweet.
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Ah, not... Not at all.
Not at all. Here you go.
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Elyse.
Here you go.
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What's going on?
Why is he building nests?
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He's just being helpful,
honey.
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It's his first nest.
Don't make him self-conscious.
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Extend your left hand.
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Make a fist.
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Contract the muscles
as you inhale.
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Hold it.
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Exhale
and release.
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Now, partners, check the arms
for relaxation.
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What are you doing?
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I'm, uh... I'm checking your arm
for relaxation. Uh, do you mind?
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No.
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During this exercise,
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you should be giving
your partner
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warm, supportive messages.
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I'm, uh... very proud
of you, Donna.
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I love you, Elyse.
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you too,
Alex.
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What are you doing?
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Uh, Donna, listen,
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I've been thinking, uh,
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about what we were talking
about the other day.
260
00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:26,330
You know, about, uh...
261
00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:30,000
About you being, uh, alone
and, uh, kinda scared.
262
00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:31,560
You have?
263
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,700
Yeah. Listen, uh...
264
00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:37,270
I wanna be
your birthing partner.
265
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,770
What? We hardly know
each other.
266
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:44,200
Uh, well, what better way
to get acquainted?
267
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,910
We'll have a baby together.
268
00:11:55,270 --> 00:11:57,510
I don't understand how you're
handling it well as you are.
269
00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:58,710
Well,
it's not a problem.
270
00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:01,110
Alex is just experiencing
the joy and exhilaration
271
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:02,980
of fatherhood
for the first time.
272
00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:04,950
It's a life experience
we shouldn't deny him.
273
00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:08,100
I don't wanna deny him
the experience of fatherhood.
274
00:12:08,130 --> 00:12:10,670
I just think he should
actually be a father first.
275
00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:13,220
I think he's doing
a wonderful thing for this girl.
276
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,820
Now, haven't we always
encouraged him
277
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,990
to be helpful and supportive?
278
00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:19,080
He could send her a card.
279
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,920
Look, Elyse, I just think
this has gone too far.
280
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,950
Well, I don't.
Your 18-year-old son
281
00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:26,790
is touring Saint Vincent's
Hospital with a pregnant woman
282
00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:27,920
at this very moment.
283
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,450
You don't think
it's gone too far?
284
00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:30,590
No.
285
00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:35,190
What's all that lumber
doing in the garage?
286
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:37,220
Oh, it's Alex's.
He's building a crib.
287
00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:39,630
A crib?
288
00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,490
Mom, if Alex is gonna be
a father,
289
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,330
does that mean
I'm going to be an aunt?
290
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,680
Yeah. Well, sort of.
291
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,000
No, no.
No, it doesn't.
292
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,800
You know, Alex may not be
much of a brother,
293
00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:59,400
but something tells me he's
gonna make a pretty good father.
294
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,770
He's not going
to be a father.
295
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,450
And you know, Jen, the...
The best part
296
00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:06,110
is that Alex
will have someone around
297
00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:09,000
who's shorter
than he is.
298
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:12,040
For the first
few years, anyway.
299
00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:13,040
Enough! Enough.
300
00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:15,470
Go on. Go get...
Get ready for dinner.
301
00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:16,810
Steven, relax.
302
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:20,180
Alex will calm down once
the initial thrill wears off.
303
00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:21,940
Whoa, hello, hello.
Hi.
304
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,640
That Saint Vincent's,
305
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,540
what a facility.
Yeah, it was kind of exciting.
306
00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:29,450
We saw a woman being wheeled
into the delivery room.
307
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,050
Yeah, that'll be you
soon, mommy.
308
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,410
I'll be ready.
309
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:35,020
No, no. Not you, Mom. Her.
310
00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,730
And, uh, we had
this great meeting
311
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:41,650
with Dr. Whitlock,
our doctor.
312
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,850
He has devised
313
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,750
this complete method
of underwater birthing.
314
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:49,790
Mother and doctor
in scuba gear.
315
00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:54,320
She looks radiant,
doesn't she?
316
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,420
Yeah.
317
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,960
I guess
I better get back to work.
318
00:13:57,990 --> 00:13:59,020
I'll see you on Tuesday.
319
00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,690
Yeah, yeah, I'll walk you
to your car.
320
00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:03,390
Uh, I'll be right back.
I got a lot to tell you guys.
321
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:06,060
Oh, we saw this great bassinet
at Frisch Brothers.
322
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,430
We're gonna get one,
and we thought
323
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,000
maybe you guys
would want one,
324
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:10,800
uh, for your baby.
325
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,270
Still think it hasn't gone
too far?
326
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,030
Oh, almost forgot.
327
00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:22,900
We've decided
to breast-feed.
328
00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:24,170
Yes.
329
00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:32,720
Steven, you gotta
talk to Alex.
330
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:36,070
Talk about what,
Miss Calm?
331
00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:39,170
Miss Let's-Not-Deny-Him-
His-Fatherhood.
332
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:41,440
Miss No Problem.
333
00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:44,240
All right, I admit
we have a problem.
334
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,910
Prob... What's the big deal?
Our son is breast-feeding.
335
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:53,540
It's about time!
336
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,510
All right, okay,
uh, see you Tuesday.
337
00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:57,950
And, uh, yeah, I'll pick up
that snuggy suit.
338
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,020
Uh, Alex,
we've gotta talk.
339
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:03,220
I know we do, Mom.
I mean, this is great.
340
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:06,380
You're having a baby,
and we're having a baby.
341
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:09,850
And they'll, like, know each
other and play together. Ah!
342
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,320
T- this is all happening
so quickly. I mean...
343
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,690
What do you really feel
about Donna?
344
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,090
Who?
345
00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:19,860
Oh, Donna. Oh.
346
00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:22,120
I don't know, Mom.
What's the difference?
347
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:26,230
I mean, I'm not gonna date her.
I'm just having a baby with her.
348
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:30,090
A baby that I'm gonna love and...
And... And... And care for,
349
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,760
just... Just like
any father would.
350
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,590
But you're not a father.
351
00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:35,930
Well, okay,
not genetically, no.
352
00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:38,200
And you are not married
to Donna.
353
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,900
Well, you know, you guys
are really getting nitpicky
354
00:15:40,930 --> 00:15:42,830
about this whole thing.
355
00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:46,500
Look, look, Alex, Alex, I...
I know how you must feel.
356
00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:47,500
Uh, y-you wanna be an adult,
357
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:49,140
have everything
that goes along with it,
358
00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,730
but you're just not ready
for this, Alex.
359
00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,940
You're just not
a father!
360
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,710
Look, Dad, how...? How much did
you know about being a father
361
00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,440
before I was born?
362
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:00,740
I learned.
363
00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:02,910
So will I, Dad.
364
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:06,060
And I only hope
that I'm...
365
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,180
as good at it
as you are.
366
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,680
Well, uh...
367
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,080
thank you.
368
00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:16,540
No, thank you, Dad.
369
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:17,980
Thank you
for your support.
370
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,420
No, no, come on. Hey.
371
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:21,350
No.
372
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,970
I'm glad we talked.
373
00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:34,300
And when you squeeze it...
374
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,770
it moos.
375
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:40,540
Huh?
376
00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:42,670
Huh? How about that?
377
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,270
Great.
378
00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:46,110
Yeah, great.
379
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,140
You can take it with you
380
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,880
when they, uh,
put you in the home.
381
00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:54,980
Come on. Look, Mallory,
what's the matter with you?
382
00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,480
Why can't you get excited?
I'm gonna be a father.
383
00:16:57,510 --> 00:17:01,180
Yeah, Mallory. I think it's cute
the way Alex is acting.
384
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,280
It's insane.
385
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,270
Mmm, I know.
386
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,220
But he's cute.
387
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,190
You keep it up.
388
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,250
Oh, Mom, Mom, Dad.
Come here. Come here.
389
00:17:16,290 --> 00:17:17,690
Look at this stuff
I got.
390
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,160
I don't wanna talk
about your baby toys.
391
00:17:20,190 --> 00:17:22,490
Hey, nice cow.
392
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:28,190
Come on, you guys. I don't wanna
miss the beginning of the movie.
393
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:31,490
I can't enjoy a movie unless
I know who the director is.
394
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:33,660
Hey, so, what
are we gonna see?
395
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,430
La guerre est finie.
396
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:39,130
Oh, no. Subtitles?
397
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,230
I hate reading a movie.
398
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:44,830
Moo! Dum, dum, dum, dum.
399
00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:49,840
I wonder who's at the door.
400
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,670
I'll find out.
401
00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:55,630
Hi, Donna.
Hi, Alex. Hi.
402
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,770
Uh, how you feeling?
You, uh... You gain any weight?
403
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,500
Let's get the scale,
check the charts.
404
00:17:59,540 --> 00:18:02,110
Oh, no, Alex. Wait.
I don't wanna weigh in today.
405
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:04,810
Well, all right. Okay.
Oh. Oh.
406
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,510
See the cow I got?
407
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,590
Oh, it's nice.
Yeah.
408
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,610
But what if it's a girl?
409
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,040
Well, if it's a girl,
we'll, uh, go with the ducky.
410
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,210
Hm.
411
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,440
Ready to practice?
412
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,610
Oh, yeah, yeah.
413
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,940
You know, Donna,
do you realize
414
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:20,880
that sometime
in the next six weeks,
415
00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:22,880
we are about
to become parents?
416
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,900
Well, that's not
exactly true.
417
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:26,850
Yeah, right.
Okay, five weeks.
418
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,050
Um, I was thinking
about nursery schools.
419
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,030
Now, I don't think
we should send him
420
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:32,990
to one that pushes academics,
you know?
421
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,080
Alex...
422
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,450
And... A-and also,
I was thinking
423
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,480
that I'd really like him
424
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,670
to grow up in this neighborhood,
you know?
425
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:41,820
I mean, come on,
good enough for the old man,
426
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,650
it's good enough
for him.
427
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,390
And... And... And I wanna
take him to all the places
428
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:49,830
that my folks took me
when I was a kid.
429
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:53,230
I can hardly wait
to take him to the bank.
430
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,360
Alex, wait a minute.
431
00:18:56,390 --> 00:18:59,360
You're talking about us
like we're a family.
432
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,330
You're not about
to become a father.
433
00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:05,230
Look, I know
it's not my baby, okay?
434
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:08,300
But that doesn't bother me.
It really doesn't.
435
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:10,570
A- and I know
it's not gonna be easy,
436
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,800
but the three of us
will make it through.
437
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,970
Alex, wait a minute.
438
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,370
You're talking about us
like we're a real couple,
439
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,130
like we're gonna
live together,
440
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:24,000
like we're gonna
get married or something.
441
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,440
I hadn't thought
about it that way,
442
00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:28,470
but, uh...
443
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:30,690
what the heck?
444
00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:32,840
Let's get married.
445
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,340
Alex, we're not in love
with each other.
446
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:39,280
We're in love with the idea
of being a family.
447
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:42,080
There's a big difference.
Well, not for me, Donna.
448
00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:44,850
We've been playing house
like a couple of kids.
449
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,680
I'm the mommy,
and you're the daddy.
450
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,350
Well, I got caught up in it too.
451
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,920
Well, look, can't you just
get caught up in it again?
452
00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:53,450
No, I can't.
453
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,020
Alex,
you're very sweet,
454
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:58,540
and I think it's so nice
that you wanna help me,
455
00:19:58,570 --> 00:20:02,020
but our relationship's
not based on anything real.
456
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:04,290
So what?
457
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,090
Alex, I think
you're a wonderful person,
458
00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:10,890
and I care for you
a lot.
459
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:12,620
But we can't keep
going on
460
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,490
as if we're really gonna
share our lives.
461
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:16,590
Donna.
This just can't work.
462
00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,780
Donna.
463
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:22,540
Yes, Alex?
464
00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:24,260
That's my cow.
465
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:38,130
No, no, no, Dad. You see,
the war was symbolic of...
466
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,700
Hi, Alex.
467
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,700
Where's Donna?
468
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,200
She, uh...
She left.
469
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,810
Symbolic of what, Jennifer?
Don't leave me hanging.
470
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,770
Of man's alienation
from his own emotions.
471
00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:52,210
Can I play
with your cow, Alex?
472
00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:57,910
Did you practice
your Lamaze with Donna?
473
00:20:57,950 --> 00:21:00,240
No. No, uh...
474
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,850
Donna and I had
a slight falling out.
475
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,410
We're never seeing
each other again.
476
00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:07,750
What happened?
477
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:09,910
I'd rather not
talk about it, okay?
478
00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:11,210
Come on, Alex.
What happened?
479
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,820
Mallory, it's personal,
all right? Do you mind?
480
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:16,380
Well, I tell you
personal things all the time.
481
00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:18,190
Like what?
482
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:23,820
I told you
I love Boy George.
483
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,960
That's not personal.
484
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:29,490
That's scary.
485
00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:37,220
That's the last time
I open up to you, Alex.
486
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,160
What happened, Alex?
487
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:47,660
Well, Donna just said
she doesn't...
488
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:51,800
feel the same way about me
that I feel about her.
489
00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:53,500
She never has.
490
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:57,030
How do you feel
about her?
491
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,530
Mom, Mom.
She changed my life.
492
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,970
She was almost
the mother of my child.
493
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,370
But how do you feel
about her?
494
00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:11,640
I just told you.
495
00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:14,270
You know, it...
It was so perfect.
496
00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:16,470
I mean... I mean,
it was a complete package.
497
00:22:16,510 --> 00:22:18,610
A great-looking girl,
498
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,910
a baby...
499
00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:21,540
Boom! Instant family.
500
00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:23,080
You know,
it would have been
501
00:22:23,110 --> 00:22:24,510
all settled for me.
502
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:26,890
I would have skipped
all that stuff
503
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,250
like, uh, meeting girls
and dating.
504
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,980
Falling in love.
505
00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:35,220
Most people look forward
to the falling in love part.
506
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,780
Yeah, well, I'm not like
most people, Mom.
507
00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:40,050
No argument there.
No argument there.
508
00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:48,150
You know, Dad, this whole thing
is your fault.
509
00:22:48,190 --> 00:22:51,100
If you, uh... If you weren't
such a great father,
510
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:54,020
I wouldn't have been in such
a hurry to become one.
511
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,160
I meant well.
512
00:23:03,030 --> 00:23:04,990
Oh! Oh, and, uh...
513
00:23:05,030 --> 00:23:07,360
And you make mothering
look real good too, Mom.
514
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Thank you, Alex.
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I guess I just got
carried away, huh?
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No.
No.
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It could've happen to...
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no one else in the world.
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