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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Okay.
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Uh, Jennifer, you had
the cheese omelet.
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Mallory, yours is
eggs Benedict.
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Um, thanks.
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And, Steven,
you're soft-boiled.
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Thank you.
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Um, Karen,
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these all look the same.
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They're all scrambled.
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Yeah, well, that's only the way
I know how to make eggs.
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I just thought it would
be more exciting
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if I called them
by different names.
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Yeah, that was exciting.
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Morning, morning.
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Mallory,
get off the phone.
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I'm not on the phone.
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Oh, sorry.
Sorry, it was just reflex.
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Will you get off the pho...?
I can't stop doing that.
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What's your obsession
with the phone this morning?
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I'm waiting
for an important phone call
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from Susie Farkas.
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You see, uh,
yesterday I invited her
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to the big
Alpha Phi Epsilon dance,
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And, uh, any second now...
she's gonna call me with her answer.
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So will you get off
the phone...?
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I can't stop doing that.
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Alex, you're not
in a fraternity.
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Why are you going
to the dance?
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Because they invited me, Jen,
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along with a few other
select freshmen,
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so they can evaluate us
an decide if they like us.
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I don't see what you're
so excited about, Alex.
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I heard the Alpha guys
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are just a bunch
of rich, snobby kids.
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All they care about
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is status, success
and money.
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That's exactly
why I'm excited.
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Alex, can I make you
some breakfast?
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Karen, I'm sorry.
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I... I was so caught up
in myself this morning
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that I didn't even notice
how great you look today.
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Oh, thank you.
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Did I, uh, mention how great
you looked yesterday?
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All day.
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Good.
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I- in case I don't
see you tomorrow...
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Alex, I hate to cut you off
in mid-drool, uh...
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but I've got to go
to work.
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You want a lift
to school,
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we're gonna have
to leave right now.
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Oh, yeah, Dad,
just another minute, okay?
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Susie said
she'd call me by 8,
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and it's almost 8 now.
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What makes you think
Susie can tell time?
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Mmm.
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There she is,
there she is.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Susie.
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No, no, no.
No, it's 8:00 now.
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No, you see,
the big hand is at the 12.
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Never mind. Never mind.
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I'll explain it
to you on Saturday, okay?
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You, uh... You can
make it on Saturday?
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Great. Good.
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Okay...
No, uh, I'll see you then.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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All right, okay.
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When the guys at Alpha house
see her as my date,
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I'm as good as in.
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Is that how they judge you,
by how good your date looks?
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Actually, Dad, the way I see it,
it's just one factor among many.
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You know, they're also
interested in, uh, how I dress
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and what kind of car
I drive.
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Oh, that's
a different story.
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Hey, hi.
How you doing?
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Hi. I'm Petey Gordon.
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Are you Don Caruthers
and Craig Duvall?
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No, I'm, uh...
I'm not them.
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I'm Alex Keaton.
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Hi. I'm Petey Gordon.
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Hi.
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I'm supposed to come by
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and see Don Caruthers
and Craig Duvall
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'cause I'm pledging
the frat.
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That's what this letter said,
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to come by and see them today
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for a very important
meeting.
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Yeah, I, uh...
I got the same letter.
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You couldn't have.
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Mine says,
"Dear Petey... "
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I'm really nervous
about this.
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I mean,
they have to take me.
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My dad was in this frat,
so I'm in for sure.
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So why are you
so nervous?
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Well, I'm always nervous.
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I mean, what if
my dad wasn't really
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in this fraternity,
but he lied to me?
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That's a good point.
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Hello, guys.
Hi.
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You must be, uh, Petey Gordon
and Alex Keaton.
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You have to take me,
you have to take me.
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My dad was in this frat,
so you have to take me.
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Petey, look,
while we interview Alex here,
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why don't you just wait
over here in the chapter room
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and watch the big TV?
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Oh, that is a big TV.
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I don't think I can watch
the whole thing,
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but I'll give it a shot.
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Sit down, Alex.
Sit down.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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I'm sure you're aware
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of the importance
of this interview.
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Oh, I sure am, Craig.
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So how much do you know
about Alpha Phi Epsilon?
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Uh, well, not much.
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Uh, I know that it was
founded in, uh, 1911,
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that its, uh,
mascot is a wolf...
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in sheep's clothing.
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And, uh, its motto is
"Image is everything. "
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That's very good.
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Why don't you tell us
a little about yourself.
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Uh, family roots,
that sort of thing.
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Oh, uh...
Uh, well, we, uh...
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We Keatons, uh, go way,
way back.
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To the Mayflower?
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No, actually,
before the Mayflower.
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Before the Mayflower?
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh, you see,
our ancestors came over
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about a... About a month
before theMayflower...
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on the Aprilflower.
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You see, uh, they, uh...
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They came over and...
And checked it out
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and saw that
everything was okay
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and said, uh,
"Send over theMayflower. "
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Alex...
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what does your father do
for a living?
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Well, he...
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Uh, well, uh,
I'm not at liberty
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to discuss
my father's occupation.
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Uh, suffice to say
that it's, uh,
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very impressive.
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In fact, I'm thinking
of it right now,
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and I'm very impressed.
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Ooh...
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Well, Alex, look, as you
probably already know,
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there are only a few spots open
in this year's pledge class.
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Well, I just want
to be one of those spots.
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Unfortunately, we've had
a flood of legacies.
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Yes, uh, too many.
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Well, I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
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Of course not.
Come in.
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Come in, Dean McCall.
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Dean McCall,
this is Alex Keaton,
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one of our new
prospective pledges.
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Alex, I'm sure you know
the dean is also an Alpha man.
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Oh, I had no idea
you were, uh, an Alphite...
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Yeah, an Alphist?
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An Alfalfa.
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Well, I'm very proud
to be one.
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How do you turn
this thing on?
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Well, I'm really
looking forward
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to the big rush dance
tomorrow night.
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I always like to see
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if the new pledges
are up to snuff.
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Well, don't worry
about Keaton here, sir.
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He's one of our most
promising prospects.
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Yes, I can see that.
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Any word on
what his date looks like?
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Oh, she's beautiful, sir.
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I mean,
she's really, uh...
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civilized.
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I hope not too civilized.
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She's an animal, sir.
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G... Ah.
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Girls, are you sure
you know how to cut hair?
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Absolutely, Dad.
Now just relax.
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Yeah, you'll look great
with a Mohawk.
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Huh?
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Just kidding, Dad.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Oh, Karen taught us
how to do hairstyling,
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and Dad volunteered
to be our first victim.
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I mean customer.
Just kidding, Dad.
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Yeah, just kidding.
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Alex, do you want
to be next?
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No, thanks.
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I already gave blood
this week.
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Anyway, I got to pick out a suit
for the big fraternity dance.
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Ah, just relax, Alex.
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The dance isn't
until tomorrow night.
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Hey, Mallory,
this is important.
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You know, the only thing
standing between me
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and that fraternity is...
Is the right suit
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and the quality of my date.
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Hello.
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Hey, Susie.
How's your diet coming?
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She's down
to 107 pounds.
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When she gets to 100,
sell.
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What? Your leg?
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Uh... are you sure
it's broken?
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B- because a lot of times
on those x-rays
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it can look broken
but be perfectly all right.
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No, no, no.
No, never mind.
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Okay, bye.
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Oh, no.
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Susie Farkas broke
her ankle ice-skating.
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Compound fracture.
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This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to me.
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I hope
she sends you a card.
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Whoops. Sorry.
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Sorry?
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Oh, my...
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No!
No, Dad!
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We're not done!
We haven't finished.
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We haven't finished
the top.
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The top! I told you
not to cut the top!
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Hi, Alex.
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What's wrong?
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My date broke her ankle
ice-skating
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and had to cancel out on me
for tomorrow night.
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I told her to stay indoors
until the dance.
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Well, aren't there any
other girls you could ask?
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A nice-looking boy like you
should be able to get a date.
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Well, heh, of course
I can get a date.
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But I... I need more
than a date.
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I- I need somebody...
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beautiful...
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sensuous...
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intelligent.
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At least Susie was two
out of three.
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Gee, Alex, I'm sorry.
I wish I could help.
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And I... And I went and bragged
to all the guys about her.
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You know, the worst part is
I- I bragged to Dean McCall.
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You know,
I'm never gonna be able
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to look that man
in the eye again.
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Well, you just tell
the truth, Alex.
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I got a better idea.
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Why don't you come with me?
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You know,
pretend to be my date.
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Your date?
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00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,140
Yeah, yeah, it'll be...
Be a piece of cake.
258
00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:56,840
We go in, a couple of cha-chas,
a rumba, a bunny hop,
259
00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:58,400
and we're out of there.
260
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,870
Alex, I don't think
I'd be much help
261
00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,390
getting you
into that fraternity.
262
00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:02,930
Oh, Karen,
I show up with you,
263
00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:04,400
they'll make me
president.
264
00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,770
No, it's just not
a good idea, Alex.
265
00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:07,870
I really can't.
Come on, we won't stay for long.
266
00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:09,540
Alex, I don't want to go,
all right?
267
00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:16,970
It'll be a great dance,
okay?
268
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,010
It'll be a lot of fun.
269
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,610
You know, a...
A real college crowd.
270
00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:24,010
Hey, I understand.
271
00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,540
No, look,
if you can't make it,
272
00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,410
you can't make it.
273
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,370
No.
274
00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:30,040
Thanks anyway, Grandma.
275
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:34,940
No dice?
276
00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:37,390
Nah. Grandma claims
she has a headache.
277
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,810
I can't believe
this is happening to me.
278
00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:42,850
The dance starts
in an hour.
279
00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,810
Hi, everybody.
How's it going?
280
00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:47,540
Skippy, are you ready
for your haircut?
281
00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:49,550
Absolutely.
My hair can't wait.
282
00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:51,540
You and the lovely Mallory
283
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,450
are gonna transform me
into something wonderful.
284
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,680
Skippy,
it's only a haircut,
285
00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:59,080
it's not a magic trick.
286
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:02,410
Skippy, why are you gonna
let them cut your hair?
287
00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:03,550
Why not?
288
00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:05,850
I heard what a great job
they did on your dad.
289
00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:11,710
That's a nice hat,
Mr. Keaton.
290
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:13,030
Th... Oh, uh, thanks.
291
00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,280
But I'm only wearing it
292
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,050
because, uh,
Mallory and Jennifer...
293
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,370
Love to see you
in hats.
294
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,650
Yeah,
you look great.
295
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,680
Yeah.
296
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,880
Let's go, Skippy.
297
00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:23,070
I can't wait.
298
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,110
You know...
299
00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:26,180
I wish your dad didn't
love baseball so much,
300
00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,850
so I could see his haircut.
301
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:33,050
So, uh, any luck getting
a date?
302
00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:34,020
No.
303
00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:35,080
No, Dad,
I'm without a date
304
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,020
on what might be
the most important night
305
00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:38,490
of my freshman year.
306
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,750
Grandma use the old
headache excuse?
307
00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:45,520
Yeah.
308
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,490
Did you try Aunt Molly?
309
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,120
It's her bowling night.
310
00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:56,950
Look, Alex, I'm sorry
you don't have a date.
311
00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:58,220
I know
it's disappointing,
312
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,620
but try to make
the best of it.
313
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:02,990
Go and have
a good time anyway.
314
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,260
Thanks, Dad.
315
00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:09,590
You know, Alex,
if it makes you feel any better,
316
00:13:09,630 --> 00:13:11,020
there is not a guy
in the world
317
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,830
who hasn't found himself
without a date
318
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,620
on a very important night.
319
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:16,990
Happen to you?
320
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:19,490
Uh, no. Never.
321
00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:27,320
Alex...
322
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,160
Alex, I just wanted to tell you
before you go
323
00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:32,420
that I really wish I could go
with you, but I can't.
324
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,690
And there's a very good reason,
but it's a personal reason
325
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,910
which I don't want to tell you.
326
00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:37,060
But I'd tell you if I could,
327
00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:39,160
and I'd go with you
if I could, but I can't,
328
00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:40,360
and that's the reason.
329
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,730
What's the reason?
330
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,060
The reason is that
I can't tell you the reason.
331
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,060
Look, Karen,
I understand.
332
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,960
I mean,
you'd feel uncomfortable
333
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,800
because you're older
than I am.
334
00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:56,930
But I'm just asking you
to do this for me as a favor.
335
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,230
I mean, without you,
336
00:13:58,260 --> 00:14:00,500
I have no chance of getting
into the fraternity.
337
00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:03,060
I mean, it's...
It's very important to me.
338
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,060
Please.
339
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,730
Alex, I can't.
340
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,870
All right.
Okay, that's fine.
341
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,900
I just don't see what
the big deal is.
342
00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:16,630
I mean,
it's one or two hours.
343
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:18,530
All right.
344
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:20,400
Never mind.
345
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,000
Hi, brothers.
When do I get to move in?
346
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,450
Not so fast, Petey.
347
00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:39,830
They have to take me.
348
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:41,870
They have to.
I'm a legacy.
349
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,670
You know, Petey,
350
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,840
every new pledge has to be able
to fit in the dumbwaiter.
351
00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:48,170
Uh, have you tried
that yet?
352
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,470
Yes, I have. Perfect fit.
353
00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,200
You have to take me.
354
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,360
Hey, Alex.
Uh, hi, guys.
355
00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:56,780
Hey there.
Great to see you.
356
00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,040
That's a nice-looking suit.
357
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,270
You're off to a good start.
358
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:00,210
Thanks.
359
00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:02,170
Listen, I, uh...
360
00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:05,070
So, uh, where's this girl
you were telling us about,
361
00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:06,370
this beautiful date
of yours?
362
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,140
Well, uh...
363
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:10,260
she's not, uh...
364
00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:12,340
Not here right now.
365
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,310
Oh?
366
00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:14,770
No, look, guys,
367
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,640
you see, things didn't
turn out quite the way...
368
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,070
What are you saying,
Keaton?
369
00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:21,780
Uh, well, see,
there was a little...
370
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:22,740
Little problem
371
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,380
t- that I-I didn't expect,
372
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,240
and she, uh...
373
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,080
didn't know...
374
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:30,590
Karen.
375
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,050
Hi, Alex.
376
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,510
I'm sorry I'm late.
377
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:41,810
My plane was delayed.
378
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,350
That happens.
379
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,180
That happens.
380
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:56,280
Those planes can only go
so fast.
381
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,480
The, uh...
382
00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:59,520
The important thing is
you're here, Karen.
383
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:00,980
You're... You're here.
384
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:02,420
Thank God, you're here.
385
00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:07,800
So, um,
this is your date?
386
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:09,210
Yes. I'm Karen Nicholson. Hi.
387
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,950
Yeah, this is, uh,
Don Caruthers and, uh,
388
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:12,920
Craig Duvall.
389
00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:14,150
I must say, Keaton,
390
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:18,320
you were rather modest
the other day, considering.
391
00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:20,280
Yeah, well, Craig,
I, uh, hate to toot
392
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:23,250
my own horn,
but, uh... beep-beep.
393
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,590
Guys, will you excuse us
for a moment?
394
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:32,950
Yeah, pardon us
just for a moment, please.
395
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:35,180
Karen, this is
working out great!
396
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,340
Oh, Alex, no, it's not.
Oh! How come you're here?
397
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,450
I mean, I thought you said
you couldn't come.
398
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,800
Well, I... I thought it over,
399
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,090
I knew how much
it meant to you.
400
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,150
Oh, Karen, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
401
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:45,690
Oh, Alex!
402
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,890
Alex, it's okay.
You don't have to thank me.
403
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,350
Can we go now?
404
00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:51,890
Well, what are you
talking about?
405
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,390
Karen, you just got here.
406
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:55,760
Yeah, I know, but I feel
really uncomfortable here.
407
00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:58,090
Well, all... All right.
Just a few more minutes, okay?
408
00:16:58,130 --> 00:16:59,560
Okay.
409
00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:00,960
There's, uh...
410
00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:03,060
There's someone
that I want you to meet, okay?
411
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,020
Oh, Alex, no.
412
00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:05,390
Uh, excuse me.
Excuse me, dean?
413
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,190
I'd like you to meet my date.
Oh, hello, Alex.
414
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,760
This is...
Karen.
415
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:11,090
Kar... Kar... Good guess.
416
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,090
That's right, Karen.
Karen Nicholson.
417
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:14,260
Karen, this is...
Hello, Ian.
418
00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:17,490
Ian. Dean...
You've met.
419
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:18,760
Yes. Yes, we have.
420
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:21,160
Well, it's a small world.
421
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:23,560
Uh, may I speak with you
privately, Karen?
422
00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:26,230
No, Ian, let's just forget
we saw each other tonight.
423
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,360
Let's pretend this
never happened, okay?
424
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,230
Please? Alex.
425
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:33,830
Uh, Karen, uh, we have
some things to talk about.
426
00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:37,390
No, Ian, wedidhave
some things to talk about,
427
00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:39,010
but as I recall,
the last words
428
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:41,150
you spoke to me
three months ago
429
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,680
were "I'll call you
tomorrow. "
430
00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:46,160
It's a very tiny,
tiny world.
431
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,810
Let's go.
432
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:49,400
Uh, Karen...
433
00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:52,460
can we, uh, uh, talk
about this somewhere else?
434
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,330
No, Ian, I'd rather not talk
about it at all, all right?
435
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:56,570
Uh, Karen!
436
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,730
What?!
Uh...
437
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,770
Karen, uh, I know this, uh,
may be hard to believe,
438
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,370
after all that's happened,
but, uh...
439
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,670
I still love you.
440
00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:07,900
Karen!
441
00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:12,670
You see, they've met.
442
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:18,220
Karen, heh, what did I do
that was so terrible?
443
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:21,070
You lied to me.
You were never honest with me.
444
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,470
I never wanna see you again.
445
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,600
Uh, Karen...
446
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,040
I have a birthday
coming up.
447
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:31,440
I'd like to spend it
with you.
448
00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:40,700
All I can tell you is...
449
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,840
it'll grow back.
450
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,610
Promise?
451
00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,210
I promise.
452
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,770
Oh, Mr. Keaton, thank you. Mm-hm.
453
00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:57,910
I- I could never go
through this alone.
454
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:00,410
Well...
455
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:05,140
Well, I'm... I'm glad
I could be here for you.
456
00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:15,540
I wonder what...
457
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:16,480
Oh!
458
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,630
Sorry.
459
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:20,080
Hi, Karen.
460
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,440
Uh, what are you doing here?
461
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,380
Uh, Mr. Keaton,
have you got a minute?
462
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:25,280
Uh, I'm sorry
to bother you so late.
463
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,840
Uh... no bother.
464
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,110
Uh...
465
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,150
You, uh... You could have
dressed more casually.
466
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:36,350
Uh, Mr. Keaton, this is
very difficult for me to say.
467
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:39,110
I'm having trouble coming up
with the exact words,
468
00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:40,580
so I-I hope
you'll forgive me
469
00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:43,050
if I kind of stammer
and beat around the bush.
470
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,210
Uh, no... No problem.
Take your time.
471
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,680
I quit.
472
00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:49,180
Quit?
473
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:52,150
Mr. Keaton, I know you've been
wondering why a person like me
474
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:55,280
applied for a housekeeping job
in the first place.
475
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,850
Well, it has crossed
my mind.
476
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,350
You see,
I'm from a rich family,
477
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:03,850
and we always had servants
to take care of us and clean up.
478
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,450
I never learned
how to do anything like that.
479
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:09,220
That's why I'm such
a terrible cook.
480
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,920
So you became a... A housekeeper
to learn to do those things.
481
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,680
No, no. There's more.
482
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,750
You see, I never had to do
anything for myself,
483
00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:20,790
and so, in some ways,
I never really grew up.
484
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,950
After I got out
of college,
485
00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:25,150
I had no interest in a...
In a career of any kind.
486
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,150
I was bored.
487
00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:29,350
So, uh, you became
a housekeeper.
488
00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,890
No. There's still more.
489
00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,650
You see,
I felt like I needed
490
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:37,020
to cling on to somebody
or something, so...
491
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:39,570
I met this man,
an older man,
492
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:42,090
recently separated
from his wife,
493
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,260
and we fell in love.
494
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:49,420
Are we up to the hou...
Housekeeping part yet?
495
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:51,520
No.
496
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,560
Anyway, my parents
didn't approve of him,
497
00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:54,890
but I didn't really mind
498
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,090
because this man had
asked me to marry him.
499
00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,790
Except he didn't.
500
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:03,260
And I found out I wasn't
the only girl he was dating
501
00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:04,990
and then he went back
to his wife.
502
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,260
So, all of a sudden,
503
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:09,190
I found myself very alone
and very scared.
504
00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:10,890
I see.
505
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:14,660
So, uh, you became
a housekeeper to earn a living.
506
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,760
No.
507
00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:17,560
No.
508
00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:22,360
I lived off
my trust fund for a year,
509
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,460
but then it ran out,
so then...
510
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,530
Then what?
511
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,760
Then I became
your housekeeper.
512
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,800
But not just for the money.
Also for the companionship.
513
00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:35,860
See, I was hoping I'd find
a really nice family
514
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,030
that I could become close to
515
00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:39,530
since I was never
really close to my own,
516
00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:41,180
and I did.
517
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:42,800
Thank you.
518
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:48,230
Dad, uh...
519
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:50,260
can you excuse us
for a minute?
520
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,230
No, Alex, it's all right.
521
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,800
Your father
knows everything.
522
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,070
Karen, I'm sorry.
523
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,360
I mean, I... I feel terrible.
524
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,850
I- I was so caught up in my...
In my own problems
525
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,300
that I didn't pay any attention
to your feelings.
526
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:06,470
You said
you didn't want to go.
527
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,600
I... should have
respected that.
528
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,970
Go? Go where?
529
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,100
You know, it's ironic.
530
00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:12,740
One of the main reasons
I came to work here
531
00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:13,700
was to avoid seeing him,
532
00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:16,040
and then tonight
I had to see him.
533
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:19,330
Um, see who?
534
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:22,600
Dean McCall and... And the rest
of those guys are jerks.
535
00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:25,970
Dad, what would you have done
in this situation?
536
00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:28,340
Uh, what situation
is that?
537
00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:32,870
What's going on?
538
00:22:32,910 --> 00:22:34,900
It's very complicated.
539
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:37,970
I was just explaining
why I'm quitting.
540
00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:39,520
You're quitting?
541
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,040
I knew that.
542
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,270
Do you have to quit,
Karen?
543
00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:45,540
Yeah, I do.
544
00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:46,640
For the first time
tonight,
545
00:22:46,670 --> 00:22:48,820
I really felt in control
of my life.
546
00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:50,900
It's... It's time for me
to move on now.
547
00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:52,940
Well, I'm really gonna
miss you, Karen.
548
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,840
Yeah, so am I.
549
00:22:54,870 --> 00:22:56,910
We were gonna cut
your hair next.
550
00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:01,710
You're leaving
at just the right time, Karen.
551
00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:06,840
I want to thank you for, uh...
For helping me out tonight.
552
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,560
I'm just sorry
for what happened.
553
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,210
Hey, hey, hey,
forget about it.
554
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,910
Man, I don't belong
in that fraternity
555
00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:15,140
any more than, uh...
Than you belong in this kitchen.
556
00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:17,980
You're right, but I'm here
and I'm kinda hungry.
557
00:23:18,010 --> 00:23:19,550
Would you like me
to boil some waffles
558
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:20,950
to go with the ice cream?
559
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:22,110
No!
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