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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Mom, I still don't think
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that a woman in your condition
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should be traveling alone.
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Alex, you know,
if you had it your way,
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Mom would be locked
in her room for nine months
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wearing a veil.
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Oh, come on.
That is not true.
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I see no need for a veil.
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Mom, what if you
have the baby on the plane?
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Well, then we name her
Amelia Earhart Keaton.
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Don't worry, honey,
I'm not gonna
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have the baby on the plane.
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Elyse, are you sure
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you don't want me
to come with you?
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Oh, no, honey.
The kids need you here.
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Anyway, what would you do
at a convention
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with 200 women architects?
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Arm wrestle for money?
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Hi, there, folks.
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Oh, my God.
It's time.
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You're going
to the hospital, right?
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You're gonna have...
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I... I had a feeling
it was gonna be today.
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No, no, Skippy. I...
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I'm not having the baby today.
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I'm going to Michigan.
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Oh, I see.
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You want the baby
to have dual citizenship.
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No, Skippy, I'm...
Never mind, Elyse.
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Mallory,
try and explain it to him.
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Elyse, come on.
You're gonna miss your plane.
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Oh! Oh, yes, yes.
Goodbye, sweetheart.
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Come on, walk me to the car.
Be good.
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Don't forget this.
Oh, thank you, love.
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Bye.
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So, uh...
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I'm free for the afternoon.
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Why are you telling me?
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Because I thought we might
do something together.
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Oh, Skippy, I've got
a friend coming over.
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We're gonna try on new makeup
and set each other's hair.
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What's his name?
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Jane.
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Jane?
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Funny name for a guy.
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Hey, Mal?
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Found this girl
wandering around outside.
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She claims she's
a friend of yours.
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I have a name.
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Oh, congratulations.
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It's Jane.
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Oh, and you know it too.
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You're brighter
than most of Mal's friends.
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Hi, Mallory.
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Hi, Jane.
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That's my brother.
I apologize.
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Uh, what's this?
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Oh, that's Skippy.
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Just think of him
as a lamp.
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Oh, Skip?
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What's wrong with him?
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I don't know.
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Yo, Skippy.
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Alex.
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What happened
to you, Skip?
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What happened?
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Suddenly
my life has meaning.
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Suddenly...
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I- I know why I was
put here on planet Earth.
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Suddenly I feel alive!
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Is he about to sing?
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I just met the girl
of my dreams, right...
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Right here in this very room.
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Look, Skippy, we all know
how you feel about Mallory.
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No. No, I'm not
talking about Mallory.
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I'm talking about the other one.
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The one with the funny name.
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Jane?
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I better write it down.
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Jane.
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Jane.
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J- A-N-E.
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Isn't this
a little sudden, Skip?
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I mean,
you just met this girl.
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Alex, it was
love at first sight.
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I will not rest until I have
made that girl mine.
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How are you planning to do that?
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Well, I was kinda hoping
you'd talk to her for me.
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No way, Skip.
Oh!
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Just keep me out of this,
all right? Alex, please?
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You've gotta help me.
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You know I can't
talk to girls.
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I- I...
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I get too nervous.
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I... I get
all tongue-tied.
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I try to speak, but I...
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I... I just freeze up.
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I... I don't know
what to say.
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Well, uh, tell her
about yourself, you know?
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Discuss your good qualities.
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Okay.
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What are they?
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Well, uh, you...
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have never been convicted
of a federal offense.
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Okay.
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You, uh...
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You buy your clothes
right off the rack.
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And you don't spit
when you talk.
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I better
write these down.
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I'll get a notebook.
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Skippy, you don't need
a notebook.
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You're not gonna have
any trouble talking to her.
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She's just a girl, right?
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You're gonna be okay.
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We're gonna get
something to eat.
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You guys want anything?
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Uh, no. No, not...
Not... Not right now.
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Um...
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Yes?
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Well, I haven't heard
anyone comment
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on my soybeans
Rockefeller yet.
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It's not that bad.
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No, I saw a mouse!
There he goes!
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Over there by Alex!
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Oh!
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There he goes!
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He went
into the pantry!
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Alex, help Dad!
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I'm checking
the light fixture.
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Alex, mice can't fly.
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Ohhh. Oh, yeah, you ever
hear of Mighty Mouse, Jen?
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Was he wearing a cape, Dad?
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There it goes,
into the dining room!
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No problem!
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I'll help you, Dad.
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Hi, Alex.
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Hi, Skippy.
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Hi, Skippy.
Oh, hi.
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Uh, Alex, did you get
a chance to talk to her yet?
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Skippy, didn't you hear me?
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I just said hi to you.
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Yeah, yeah,
I heard you.
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Hi. Uh, Alex, did you get a
chance to talk to Jane yet?
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Uh, no.
No, not yet.
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Why do you want Alex
to talk to Jane?
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Actually, Skippy's got
a bit of a crush on her.
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Oh, really?
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Actually,
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he's crazy about her.
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Oh, really?
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This is kinda sudden, Skippy.
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I mean, you never even
talked to the girl.
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You don't know
anything about her.
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Anyway, I thought we had
some sort of understanding.
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You worship me,
and I reject you.
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Mallory, those were
wonderful years.
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But... it's over.
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Try to be strong.
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By the way,
does Jane talk about me much?
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She doesn't even
know you exist.
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That's good.
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Because once
they know I exist,
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that's when
I run into trouble.
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If she means
that much to you,
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I'll talk to her.
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I don't know how
that mouse got away.
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I was sure
I had him cornered.
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Face it, Dad:
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he was toying with you.
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I'll get him, Jennifer.
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He's in this house somewhere.
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And I'll find him.
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I'm not so sure, Dad.
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This is one smart mouse.
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Not smarter
than you and I put together.
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Come on, write this down.
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All right, we're gonna
need some, uh...
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Some plywood.
A couple of hinges.
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Some nails.
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Uhhh... Chicken wire.
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A bell.
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A quart of varnish.
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And some cheese.
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You know, Mr. Keaton,
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my dad, uh,
once built a mousetrap.
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But it never worked.
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Maybe he didn't use
the right kind of bait.
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No. No, no.
The bait was fine.
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I know because I used to eat it
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before the mouse
could get to it.
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Come on, Jen, let's work on
these plans upstairs.
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Oh, uh, can I come?
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I... I might be of some use.
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Sure, Skip.
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Yeah, coming.
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Hi, uh, Jane.
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What a...
What a pleasant surprise.
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Sorry to bother you, Alex.
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I'm just here
to study with Mallory.
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Oh, well, no...
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No bother.
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No bother at all, Jane.
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Uh, come on in.
Sit down. Sit down.
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So, uh, what are
you studying there?
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Medieval English poetry.
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Oh, really? Uh...
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Do you know who is
a real expert
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on medieval
English poetry?
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Skippy.
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Skippy?
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Uh, yeah.
Skippy, uh, Handleman.
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Remember the, uh...
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The... The tall,
good-looking fella
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who was here yesterday?
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You mean the lamp?
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Uh, Jane, can I...?
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Can I ask you
a personal question?
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Go ahead.
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Are you seeing anybody
right now?
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I mean, do you have a boyfriend?
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No one special.
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Oh, so in other words,
you are not dating anyone
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on a regular basis?
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No.
That's great news.
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That is great news.
I'm very glad to hear that.
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Really?
Oh, yeah.
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I can't think of anything
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that would make me happier.
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I can't think of anything
that would make me happier
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than hearing you say that, Alex.
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What do you mean, Jane?
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Alex, I've had a desperate,
passionate yearning for you
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ever since I was a little kid.
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Oh.
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Oh, that's what you mean.
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I didn't know you then, Jane.
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But I knew you.
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I used to watch you
across the playground
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when you were playing
with the big kids.
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And in high school
when you ran
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for student council
president,
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I voted for you...
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300 times.
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I'm sorry you didn't win.
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Well, you did all you could.
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Alex, I've waited
for this all my life.
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That was
a terrific kiss, Alex.
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Thank you.
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You know who's also
a terrific kisser?
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Skippy.
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How do you know?
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We went to kissing school
together.
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You sure you wanna
talk about Skippy?
269
00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:04,430
Who?
270
00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:12,030
Alex, you've been
telling Jane about me
271
00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:13,120
for three days.
272
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,630
When am I gonna get
to go out with her?
273
00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:16,590
Well, I'm...
I'm not through
274
00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:18,530
telling her
about you yet, Skip.
275
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,190
How much is there to tell?
276
00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:23,790
Your life is not
easy to explain.
277
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:24,890
You're a...
278
00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,530
You're a very, very
complicated guy.
279
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:30,290
Now, why don't you just
go home and be patient, and...
280
00:11:30,330 --> 00:11:32,140
And I'll let you know
how it's going.
281
00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:33,960
All right, I'm gonna
go home and practice
282
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,090
for when I get
to talk to her.
283
00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:37,140
Good idea. Good idea.
284
00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,400
Hello, Jane.
I'm Skippy.
285
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,590
Skippy sounds so babyish.
286
00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:44,000
Hello, Jane.
I'm Ricardo Montalban.
287
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,630
That's it.
288
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:51,960
Hey, Alex.
Dad, are you sure
289
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,760
this mousetrap
won't hurt the mouse?
290
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,490
I'm positive.
291
00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,300
It'll just, uh,
trap him in the box.
292
00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:02,330
Then we'll just set him loose
in a field somewhere.
293
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,900
Poor mouse.
294
00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:06,390
We'll be taking him
far from his home.
295
00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:08,800
To a place where he doesn't
have any friends.
296
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,760
Maybe doesn't even
speak the language.
297
00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,850
He'll be lost,
298
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,200
homesick, lonely.
299
00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,230
What kind of life is that?
Oh, but...
300
00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:21,230
But on the other hand,
it'll open up new,
301
00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:24,400
exciting opportunities
for him.
302
00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:27,560
E- Expand his horizons.
303
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,430
Give him the kind of life
he's always dreamed of having.
304
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:33,270
He's a mouse, Dad,
not an exchange student.
305
00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:36,400
I'll go put another
coat of varnish on this.
306
00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:37,530
All right.
307
00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,270
Ahem. Hello.
308
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,800
Uh, hi, Jane.
309
00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:48,530
Uh, just thinking
about me, huh?
310
00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:49,500
What a coincidence.
311
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:51,800
I was just
thinking about me too.
312
00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:54,570
Uh... no.
313
00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:56,200
No, no, no, no.
314
00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:58,400
Not... Not...
Not on the phone, Jane.
315
00:12:58,430 --> 00:13:01,430
No. No, come on, please.
Just not on the ph...
316
00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:02,700
All right.
317
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,870
All... All right.
Okay, uh...
318
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:14,970
B- Bye-bye.
319
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,270
Who was that?
320
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,970
Skippy's girlfriend.
321
00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:25,870
How are they getting along?
322
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:32,000
Dad, this has gotten
completely out of hand.
323
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,570
You see, Skippy saw Jane,
324
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,140
and he fell instantly
in love with her.
325
00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:36,170
And he tried to talk to her,
326
00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:37,170
but all he could get out was
327
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,200
mlaaaah.
328
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,950
So he asked me to try
and talk to her, which I did.
329
00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:44,300
Only to find out that
she's been in love with me
330
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,440
since the first grade.
331
00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,740
So Skippy thinks
I've been telling her
332
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:48,940
about him for three days,
333
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:50,510
but every time
I- I bring up his name,
334
00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:52,140
she cuts me off with a kiss.
335
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,970
Whew.
336
00:13:55,010 --> 00:13:56,940
How much of this
does Skippy know?
337
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,870
Uh, everything
up to the mlaaaah.
338
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:02,140
I see.
339
00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:03,670
What am I gonna do, Dad?
340
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,170
Well, let's face it, Alex.
341
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,200
If you wanted to,
342
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,470
you could've put
a stop to this.
343
00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:09,900
Yeah, but...
344
00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:12,170
I'm attracted
to her, Dad.
345
00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:14,370
And she's attracted to me.
346
00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:16,810
We're beginning to develop
a very significant,
347
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,210
very meaningful lust...
348
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:23,240
for each other.
349
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:25,570
Well, look.
350
00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:27,840
Alex, obviously this girl
351
00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:29,540
is a lot more important
to Skippy
352
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:31,070
than she is to you.
353
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,340
I think you know
what you should do.
354
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:35,190
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, Dad.
355
00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:37,010
I should've put a stop to this
356
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,810
a long time ago.
357
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,510
And I'm going to right now.
358
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:44,460
Or at the very least next week.
359
00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:47,370
Alex.
All right, I'll call her.
360
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,540
Hi, Jane.
361
00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:57,210
Yeah. Yeah, it's me again.
362
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,810
Uh, listen, I was wondering,
363
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,740
how would you like
to have dinner at Guido's?
364
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:05,040
Oh, that much, huh?
365
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,180
All right. Uh, okay.
Yeah, oh, it'll...
366
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,140
It'll be great.
367
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,110
Uh, candlelight and...
368
00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:12,890
quiet music.
369
00:15:12,930 --> 00:15:14,640
And Skippy.
370
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,340
I'm very nervous.
I'm more than nervous.
371
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,710
I'm petrified.
372
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,550
What if I...?
If I say the wrong thing?
373
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:24,740
What if I do
the wrong thing?
374
00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:26,480
Look, Skippy, just...
375
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,210
trust your instincts,
okay?
376
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,910
You can't go wrong.
All right.
377
00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:31,610
I, uh...
378
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,910
I brought along $10.
379
00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:36,110
I thought I might
give it to Jane as a gift.
380
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:41,650
On second thought,
ignore your instincts. Okay?
381
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:44,750
I can do that.
382
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:45,710
Do that.
Sure.
383
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,580
Hello, guys.
Oh, Jane, uh...
384
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,380
Won't you join us?
385
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:52,510
Uhhh...
386
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:53,780
You'll have
to excuse Skippy.
387
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,010
He's just feeling
a little, uh,
388
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,440
peppy tonight.
389
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,410
Why don't we all
just sit down and...
390
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,080
And get to know each other
a little better.
391
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,820
I'm all for that.
392
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:06,680
So...
393
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,750
So, Skippy, uh,
394
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:09,910
why don't you
tell Jane
395
00:16:09,950 --> 00:16:12,010
a little bit
about yourself, huh?
396
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:13,140
Tell her about that time
397
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,950
you saved
your little sister's life.
398
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,480
Well, it was nothing,
really.
399
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,610
It was, uh...
400
00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:19,980
just a matter of
simple reflexes, that's all.
401
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:33,780
I'm gonna go
wash my hands, okay?
402
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,220
Uh, you two get
to know each other
403
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,620
a little better
while I'm gone.
404
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,250
Please don't leave me.
405
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,650
Uh, Skippy.
406
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:45,020
We're very close.
407
00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:47,080
Skippy,
I'll be right back, okay?
408
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,790
So how long have you
known Alex?
409
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,620
I can't remember.
Do you live next door
410
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,450
or across the street
from Alex?
411
00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:27,390
Are you all right?
412
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:30,350
You're not having
some kind of attack, are you?
413
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:31,990
No!
414
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,720
Good.
415
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,120
I'm really glad we had
this opportunity to talk.
416
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,220
Great. Hi.
417
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,620
I hope I gave you two
enough time alone together.
418
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,010
I think so.
419
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,360
Excuse me.
420
00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,390
Uh...
421
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,990
I'm gonna go
wash my hair.
422
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,150
Skippy,
you mean your hands.
423
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:58,220
Right. I mean, I'm gonna
wash the hair on my hands.
424
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,790
He's quite a guy,
isn't he?
425
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:16,620
I'll say.
426
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:20,120
I missed you
while you were gone, Alex.
427
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,890
Uhhh...
428
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,120
I... I was only gone
for two minutes, Jane.
429
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:28,420
I don't know what
it is about you, Alex.
430
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,090
but you bring out
the animal in me.
431
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:33,760
Hope I'm not being
too forward.
432
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:35,190
I understand.
433
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:43,530
Hi, we're here to pick up
a pizza for Keaton, please.
434
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,730
Mallory, look.
435
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,020
Jennifer and Mallory.
436
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,790
What are you...?
What are you guys doing here?
437
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,860
Um, we're...
438
00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:55,530
Come on over and say hello
to Alex and Jane.
439
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,290
Uh, no, Skippy,
don't go over there.
440
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,340
Why not?
441
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,360
Um...
442
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,830
I'm sorry, Mallory,
but I'm spoken for.
443
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,700
Better be getting
back to my date.
444
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:16,690
Uh, Skippy, don't.
445
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:23,730
Uh...
446
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,390
I... I can explain this.
No, Alex.
447
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,960
Don't bother explaining.
448
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,130
I... I think I can see
what's going on here.
449
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,500
And so I-I...
I turn around,
450
00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:37,400
and there's Alex kissing Jane.
451
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,500
He was kissing her.
452
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,430
Hey.
453
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,100
Look at me when
I'm talking to you.
454
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,650
Now... Now, pay attention.
455
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,260
Move over here to the glass.
456
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:49,830
March!
457
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,960
Hi, uh, can I come in?
458
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,610
This is Alex.
459
00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:58,230
Hide your women.
460
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,400
Come on, Skippy.
461
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,200
I owe you an apology.
462
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,130
Alex, you ruined
the whole evening.
463
00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:09,930
The date was going
so well up until then.
464
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:12,630
I mean, she was really
starting to warm up to me.
465
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,460
Look, you gotta understand,
466
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,800
she has been in love with me
since the first grade.
467
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:18,900
She idolizes me.
468
00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:20,930
Wh... When I ran
for student council president,
469
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,270
she voted for me 300 times.
470
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,330
So did I.
471
00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:28,770
Sorry you didn't win.
472
00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:31,900
Skippy, we just...
We gotta talk this thing out.
473
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,890
No. No, Alex.
I- I don't wanna talk.
474
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,830
Skippy, we've been
friends for too long
475
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:37,730
for you to just...
476
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,570
bounce out of my life.
477
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,650
You stabbed me
in the back, Alex.
478
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,700
I know I did, Skippy,
and I'm sorry.
479
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,530
I was wrong, I...
480
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:47,100
Look, this is ridiculous,
Skippy.
481
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,200
Will you stop doing that?
482
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,230
I can't stop, Alex.
483
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,800
Skippy, listen to me.
484
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,420
I'm sorry
about everything.
485
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,000
I didn't mean to hurt you.
486
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,700
But you did, Alex.
487
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:06,240
I've always trusted you.
488
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:11,270
I know you have,
Skip, and...
489
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:23,700
I'm, uh...
I'm gonna stand up.
490
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,700
Alex, why did you do it?
491
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,740
You could you out
with any girl you want.
492
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:36,800
Why couldn't you just say no?
493
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,040
Come on, Skippy,
it is not that simple.
494
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:43,370
It's like there's
two Alexes, you know?
495
00:21:43,410 --> 00:21:45,810
There's, uh...
There's a good Alex.
496
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,640
And there's a bad Alex.
497
00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:51,210
The good Alex said,
"Leave her alone.
498
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,420
She's Skippy's girl. "
499
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,570
What did the bad Alex say?
500
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:58,340
"Shut up, good Alex.
Take her, she's yours. "
501
00:22:00,010 --> 00:22:02,070
Shut up, bad Alex.
502
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,620
Don't worry, Skippy,
I'm, uh...
503
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,110
I'm not listening
to him anymore.
504
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,790
Look, you're my friend.
You know?
505
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,100
And that's
the important thing.
506
00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:15,240
I just wanna be worthy
of your friendship.
507
00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:17,810
All right.
508
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,110
You know, it's...
It's partially my fault, Alex.
509
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:22,640
Maybe next time
you'll speak for yourself.
510
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:24,870
You know, you really gotta
511
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,190
give yourself
more credit, Skippy.
512
00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:29,480
You know,
you are a wonderful guy.
513
00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:31,060
If I'm such a...
514
00:22:31,090 --> 00:22:32,570
A... A wonderful guy,
515
00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:35,310
why aren't there
any girls that like me?
516
00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,240
You have to be patient, Skip.
517
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,110
I mean, somewhere out there
518
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,840
is a girl who is gonna love you.
519
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,080
A very special girl.
520
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:49,410
Maybe that's her now.
521
00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:55,810
Hi, Skip, I just wanted
to see if you were all right.
522
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,750
Yeah. Yeah, I, uh...
523
00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:59,040
I guess I am.
524
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,310
You know, Mallory,
there are two Skippys.
525
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:08,240
A good Skippy
and a bad Skippy.
526
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,210
Would you like to go out
527
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,910
with either of us
on Friday night?
528
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,250
No.
529
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,810
No.
530
00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:20,150
Great to be back,
guys.
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