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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Yo, Elyse. Look alive.
Oh, Steven.
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And they say that pregnant women
can't catch.
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That's an old wives' tale.
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Whoa. Ha-ha-ha.
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Do you realize that this is
the actual football
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I used 13 years ago
to teach Alex how to throw?
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I thought that was
in the hall of fame?
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Nope, hall closet.
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This is gonna be a great weekend
for all of us, Elyse.
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You and the girls up in the
country, Alex and I here alone.
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Really looking forward to it.
Yeah, me too.
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This is a very pivotal weekend
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in my relationship
with the girls.
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After the baby's born, I'm not
gonna have many opportunities
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to spend time with them alone,
you know, real quality time.
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Oh, Steven.
Mm?
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I made a surprise
for the girls.
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It's a complete photo history
of our lives together
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as mother and daughters.
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"Keaton Girls:
Oh, How We've Grown. "
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I didn't know we were
supposed to make things.
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Oh, I've gone all out.
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I- I have a complete list
of activities,
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topics of conversation,
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this full collection
of memorabilia.
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Each item is specifically
selected to spark memories
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and generate closeness.
Heh-heh.
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What have you got
besides the football?
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Do you have any extra pictures?
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Oh. Oh, that's okay. I'm sure
Alex will be happy enough
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just to see his old ball.
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That's all you've got, huh?
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Jennifer's got some clay.
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Maybe I could build
a scale model...
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Oh, that's okay, Steven.
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I'm sure he'll be happy
with his football.
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I- I don't know if we're doing
the right thing,
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not telling the kids
what the weekend is about.
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Oh, I'm sure we are.
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Don't wanna put
any pressure on 'em.
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Let 'em think that
our only motive
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is to have a good time.
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That could work.
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Well, anyway,
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I'm not gonna show the football
to Alex now.
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You know how he doesn't like
to get too emotional
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in front of women.
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I'll hide it.
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Give it to him
at just the right moment
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when we're alone.
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Good idea.
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What you cooking, Dad?
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Uh, souffle.
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Okay, Mom, car's all packed.
Let's hit the road.
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An entire weekend
without boys.
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I haven't had one of those
since I hit puberty.
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It's gonna be
quite a test for me.
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My prayers are with you.
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All right, girls. Let's go.
Keaton girls to the car.
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Okay, bye-bye, sweetheart.
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Keaton guys, you're on your own.
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Oh, we'll do all right.
Drive safe, Mom.
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Take care, honey.
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Have fun.
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Dad.
Yeah?
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Your football's ready.
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Hey, Alex.
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Whoa.
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What are you doing, Dad?
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You know,
you could break something.
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Come on, Alex.
What are you worried about?
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We got the house to ourselves.
Just the guys.
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Let me see that arm.
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Good toss, son.
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Ah, sorry, Dad.
No, no. No, it was my fault.
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I should have dove for it.
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You know, uh,
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that's not just any ball, Alex.
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Yeah, I know, Dad.
It's a ball with glass on it.
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That is the Bart Starr
autographed model
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we used to toss around
in Lincoln Park
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when you were a kid.
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Remember?
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Not really, Dad, no.
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Come on, don't you remember?
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I taught you to throw
with this ball.
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Are you sure that was me?
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Well, sure. Sure.
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Heh. It was you. You...
You were about, uh, 5.
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I used to take you down
on Sundays
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after you finished watching
Meet the Press.
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Then, uh...
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Then afterwards, uh, we'd, uh,
stop at the old Dairy Queen,
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get a couple of soft cones.
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You always got
extra sprinkles. Heh.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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That was the vacation
we took to Colorado.
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No, no.
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It was here
at Lincoln Park.
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All right. All right, Dad.
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I'll take your word for it.
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Those were good times,
weren't they?
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The best.
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Oh, anyway, what do you say
we, uh, go down there
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and toss the ol'
pigskin around?
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Dad, I'd have to change
and everything.
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Oh.
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Yeah, well...
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Well, this is it.
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This is it?
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This is it.
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This is it?
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It looks... I know it's a little
rough around the edges,
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but the important thing is
we'll be together.
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We're gonna have a great time.
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Well, where's our room?
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This is it.
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Where's your room?
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This is it.
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Where's the bathroom?
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If you say this is it,
I'm leaving.
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The bathroom is two cabins down.
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Look, we're only gonna
be here for the weekend.
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We can make the best of it.
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Well, we might as well unpack.
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No, no. Let's leave
the unpacking till later.
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I'm too excited.
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Oh, let's just sit down
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and have a rap session.
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What do you wanna wrap?
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Uh, no. Not...
Not wrap with a W.
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This is rap with an R.
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Um, it's... It's a term we used
in the '60s.
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It means talk,
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but "talk session"
didn't sound right,
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so we used to say...
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Well, never mind.
Let's just sit down and talk.
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What do you wanna talk about?
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Uh, well, um,
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I w-wanna talk about
the change
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that's gonna happen
in our lives
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when the baby
comes home.
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Uh, I wanna know how...
How you feel, what...
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What your thoughts are, your...
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Your fears, your expectations.
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Tell me everything.
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I don't wanna change
any diapers.
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Good. This is good.
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And this is exactly
the kind of thing
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we wanna get out in the open.
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What else is on
your mind, Mal?
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Nothing.
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Uh, Jennifer,
w- w-what about you?
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I mean, you've always been
the youngest, the baby.
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This is all gonna change.
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Do you have any special feelings
that you want to discuss?
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I'm still feeling
a little carsick.
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I'm afraid I might throw up.
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Thanks for sharing that
with us, Jen.
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She asked for my feelings.
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That's not what she meant.
You don't have to be so gross.
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Girls. Girls. Hey, wait.
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Maybe this isn't the right time
for a rap session.
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Maybe... Maybe we can ease
into that one later.
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Um...
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Oh. Oh, I've got an idea.
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I was gonna save this
for tomorrow,
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but we're in the mood now,
so why not? Heh.
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I don't believe it. You brought
a photo album with you?
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Oh, this is not
just any photo album.
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This is an album
that I made up
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of our history together
as mother and daughters.
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Keaton Girls:
Oh, How We've Grown.
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These are
old pictures, Mom.
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I know they're old pictures.
That's the point.
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Well, there's none in here
of Alex or Dad.
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I know. That's the point.
It's... It's just us.
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But we've seen these pictures
before, haven't we?
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No, not like this.
Not all together.
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See? Not...
Not in this format.
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They're still
the same old pictures.
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They are not
the same old pictures.
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When you put 'em
all together in one book,
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they take on
a totally different meaning.
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Now, they show the joy
and the closeness
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that we've shared
down through the years.
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Now, sit down
and share the joy.
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Say, I... I got it.
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How about a game of chess, huh?
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Yeah, okay. All right, Dad,
uh, if you really want to.
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Okay, all right.
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This is great.
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All right, so, uh,
play a few games of chess,
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and we'll go out
for a real man's
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night on the town, huh?
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Get a couple of big steaks,
very rare,
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then, uh, back here
for brandy and cigars.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi.
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Uh, Susie.
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Oh, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
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Oh, what?
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You mean right now?
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Well, Susie, you kidding me?
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I mean, I'd love to...
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But I can't.
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No, no. I...
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Ah, it's just not possible.
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No. Look, thanks for calling.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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We're all set.
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Don't think you're gonna
mop up the board
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with your old dad tonight.
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I got some new strategy
lined up. Ha-ha-ha.
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Go ahead.
You move first, lad. Heh.
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That, uh...
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That was Susie Farkas.
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Susie Farkas?
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Yeah.
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You remember her.
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I had this big crush on her
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all the way through high school.
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She wouldn't even
talk to me then.
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So anyway, she just, uh...
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She came into town
to surprise her folks,
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but, uh, they weren't home.
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So she called me
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and invited me over
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to her, um,
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empty house
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now.
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Oh.
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Oh, well, uh...
Hey, I-listen, Alex.
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If... If you'd like
to go over there,
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believe me, I understand.
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No.
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No. No, don't be silly, Dad.
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No, no, my feelings
for Susie Farkas
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were nothing more than a passing
schoolboy crush.
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Come on.
I'm over that.
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No, I'd much rather just
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hang around here with you.
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Play chess.
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Okay.
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I mean, we're, uh...
262
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,260
We're in the middle
of a game here, you know?
263
00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:38,560
It wouldn't be right for me
to just pick up and leave
264
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,630
in the middle of a game.
265
00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:45,290
If the game were over,
266
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,930
you know, then that would be
a different matter entirely.
267
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,130
Bad move, Alex.
268
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,560
Bad move.
269
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:01,700
Checkmate.
270
00:12:01,730 --> 00:12:04,270
Whoa.
271
00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:07,530
Oh.
272
00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:10,300
Whoa. Dad. Holy cow.
273
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,800
I didn't even... Whoa.
274
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:12,800
Nice move.
275
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:15,700
Boy, you pulled that
out of a hat.
276
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,670
Holy cow.
Boy, when I took your...
277
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,500
Your rook, your knight,
your bishop, and your queen,
278
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,670
I thought I had you beat,
279
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,400
but, boy,
I didn't even see that.
280
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,870
Ooh. Nice move, Dad. Whew.
281
00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:30,070
Go ahead, Alex.
282
00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:33,200
Go to Susie Farkas'.
283
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,940
Don't mind if I do, Dad.
284
00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:35,940
Catch you later.
285
00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:37,140
Oh, Dad.
286
00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:38,370
Mm?
287
00:12:38,410 --> 00:12:39,570
Thanks.
288
00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:48,540
And when I brought you home
from the hospital, Jennifer,
289
00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:51,470
Mallory wanted you to sleep
in her toy chest
290
00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:52,670
with her dolls.
291
00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:56,040
You remember that, Mallory?
292
00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:58,680
Mallory?
293
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:03,490
Oh, I'm sorry.
Were you talking to me?
294
00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:06,410
Apparently, I was
talking to myself.
295
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,540
Mom, can I go out and see
if there are any kids we met
296
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,110
the last time
we were up here?
297
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:12,710
Oh, great idea.
Maybe somebody brought a radio.
298
00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:14,940
Oh, wait a minute. This is
not exactly what I had in mind
299
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:16,640
when I planned this weekend.
300
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,880
Don't worry, Mom.
We'll be back before dark.
301
00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:25,250
Nice rapping with you.
302
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:35,110
Hello.
303
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:36,780
Hello, Elyse. How are you?
304
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:39,060
Steven, oh, it's so nice
to talk to you.
305
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,280
What's wrong?
You sound a little blue.
306
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,350
Aren't you and the girls
getting along all right?
307
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:44,380
Oh... Oh, yes.
308
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,120
Oh, we're having
a wonderful time.
309
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,920
Uh, girls,
310
00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,620
I'll be over there with you
in just a minute.
311
00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:50,650
Uh, oh, go ahead.
312
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,280
You can look through
that old photo album
313
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,590
one more time.
314
00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:58,550
Oh, you're welcome.
315
00:13:58,590 --> 00:13:59,880
I tell ya,
316
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,370
ever since I got here,
it's been go, go, go.
317
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,820
I'm... I'm having the same
thing with Alex.
318
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,890
Yes, son, I'll be happy
to toss the football around
319
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,150
with you again,
320
00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:17,690
just as soon as I finish talking
with your mother.
321
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,990
Oh. Heh. Well, I...
322
00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:21,560
Oh, let me say hello to Alex.
323
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:24,620
What?
324
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,460
I- I wanna say hi to Alex.
325
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,520
You can't.
326
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,990
Uh, I mean, um,
327
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:30,590
he's already gone outside,
328
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,660
and, um, he's got his cleats on.
329
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:36,430
Oh, okay.
Well, tell him I miss him.
330
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,910
I miss you too, honey.
331
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:39,320
I miss you too, Elyse.
332
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,660
Um, give the girls
a big hug for me.
333
00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:43,960
Oh, I will.
334
00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:45,830
Oh, girls, I'll be over there
in just a minute
335
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:47,190
to give you a big hug.
336
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:49,160
You... You hug each other
till I get there.
337
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,230
All right, sweetheart.
Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
338
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,700
Okay. Bye, Elyse.
339
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,600
Keaton Girls.
340
00:15:04,630 --> 00:15:06,960
Ugh, how you've grown.
341
00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:19,000
MAN And Albertson makes
a beautiful 8-2 spare.
342
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,100
That moves him
into fourth place.
343
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,230
Oh, hi, Mr. Keaton.
344
00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:34,570
Oh, hey. How are you?
345
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,830
Great to see you.
346
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,470
Are you talking to me?
347
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,700
Of course I'm talking to you,
Skippy.
348
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,250
Come on in.
349
00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:43,730
Come on in.
350
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,370
I'm...? I'm not
interrupting something?
351
00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:46,540
Oh, don't be silly.
352
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,170
In fact, I'm all alone here.
353
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,070
Alex has a date.
The girls are off camping.
354
00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:52,270
They won't be back
till tomorrow.
355
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:54,440
So it's just you, huh?
356
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,740
So, Skipper...
357
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:04,070
What's been happening
in your life these days?
358
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:07,390
I almost killed
a lizard yesterday.
359
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,670
You are really
something special.
360
00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:15,410
Hey, you wanna play some chess?
The board's all set up.
361
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,140
No, no. I don't know how
to play chess.
362
00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:20,440
Oh, it's easy. I can teach you
in two minutes. Sit down.
363
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,410
No, thanks, Mr. Keaton,
but the reason I stopped by
364
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,980
is because I need a lift
to the library.
365
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,580
See, both my parents are out.
366
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,710
Oh. Oh, well, sure.
Sure. I'll be glad to.
367
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,710
Thank you.
I really appreciate it.
368
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,480
Uh, you wanna stop
at the park on the way there,
369
00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:35,110
uh, maybe toss
a football around?
370
00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:37,240
No.
371
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,110
Uh, the Dairy Queen
is right on the way.
372
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,180
I'll buy you a cone.
373
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,810
No, I-I've gotta get
to the library.
374
00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:45,250
Okay, sure.
375
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,580
Uh, oh, say, I can help you with
whatever you're working on.
376
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:49,830
I'm good at using
a card catalog.
377
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:52,050
Mr. Keaton,
all I need is a lift.
378
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,020
That's it. Just a lift.
379
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,610
Let's go.
380
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,420
Can I teach you
how to drive?
381
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:01,650
Just a lift!
382
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,220
Here, Mom. Here it is.
The movie starts at 6:00.
383
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,870
If we leave now,
we can make it.
384
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,450
Can we, Mom? Please.
Please, Mom?
385
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,580
All right. A-all right.
Yeah, you can go to the movies.
386
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,820
Just be back
no later than 8:30.
387
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,320
Thanks, Mom.
Thank you.
388
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:19,090
Yeah.
389
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:22,150
I hope you're not mad about us
wanting to come home early.
390
00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:24,150
No.
391
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:26,650
You know, we had a great time
while we were up there.
392
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:29,660
Yeah, it was a great day
in the country.
393
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:32,620
It wasn't a day,
it was an hour and a half.
394
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,220
You're forgetting the drive.
395
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:36,490
That was seven hours.
396
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:38,560
Go to the movies.
397
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,820
Bye.
398
00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:58,220
Elyse.
Hi.
399
00:17:58,260 --> 00:17:59,930
Well, what...?
What are you doing home?
400
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,130
Is everything all right?
401
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,760
Oh, everything's fine.
402
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,760
We just came home early
403
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,380
to avoid the traffic.
404
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:07,930
But you had a good time?
405
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,360
Oh. Oh, we had a wonderful time.
406
00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:12,130
Oh, the girls and I
had a fabulous day.
407
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,100
We... We looked at
the photo album.
408
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:16,330
We talked about old times.
409
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,460
We laughed. We cried.
410
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,830
It was
411
00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:21,130
wonderful.
412
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,600
Where are they now?
413
00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:24,900
Who?
414
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:26,660
The girls.
The... The girls.
415
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,700
Uh, the girls are, uh,
416
00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:32,160
out making copies of photos.
417
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,970
How...? How are things going
with you and Alex?
418
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,730
Great.
419
00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:40,130
Great. Wonderful.
Today we were, uh...
420
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:43,530
Huh? Huh?
421
00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:44,700
Yeah.
Heh-heh.
422
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:47,700
But you're eating alone?
423
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,700
No, not at all.
424
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,970
I- in fact,
Alex is on his way home
425
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,470
from the market right now
with his own frozen dinner.
426
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,240
We're having a race.
427
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,940
All right.
428
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:06,940
All right,
we're not having a race.
429
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:10,570
Alex hasn't been here all day.
430
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:14,310
He went over
to Susie Farkas' house.
431
00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:18,640
The girls aren't out
making copies.
432
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,370
They're at the movies.
433
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,140
We came home early
'cause they were bored
434
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:23,970
out of their minds.
435
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:27,810
I guess this didn't turn out
the way we planned, huh?
436
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,090
I tried, Steven.
I really tried.
437
00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:32,300
I mean, I-I steered
the conversation
438
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,140
towards all the old things
we used to talk about.
439
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:37,940
I had the photo album,
but they weren't interested.
440
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,540
Now, look, we shouldn't feel
too bad about this.
441
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:45,610
It was bound to happen.
The kids are older now.
442
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:47,910
Their lives are expanding
to include more and more things
443
00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:49,110
all the time.
444
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:52,180
Well, I say
we put a stop to it.
445
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,310
Elyse.
Well, the depressing thing
446
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:58,410
is it doesn't look like
it's gonna get any better.
447
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,010
Aren't you forgetting
something, Elyse?
448
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:04,280
We're gonna have a baby
in the house pretty soon.
449
00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:08,210
So what? The baby's not gonna
wanna look at the photo album.
450
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,150
You know, this is nice.
451
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,320
We should be happy
to have a little quiet time
452
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,450
to spend like this
before the baby's born.
453
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,020
I am happy.
454
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:22,650
The best part is, we have
each other to spend it with.
455
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,220
Oh, well, great.
456
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,220
Glad to see somebody's having
a good time tonight.
457
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,150
Hey, Alex, what are you doing
home so early?
458
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,950
I thought you had a date
with the legendary Susie Farkas.
459
00:20:35,990 --> 00:20:37,380
I did.
460
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:40,990
Unfortunately,
so did three other guys.
461
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,090
We all sat around her house
462
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,650
and watched
professional bowling on TV.
463
00:20:44,690 --> 00:20:46,590
You know, the only one
who paid any attention to me
464
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,750
was her dog, Pierre?
465
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,520
I told him to get off my leg,
and he barked.
466
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,920
I'm sorry it went
so badly for you.
467
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,490
Ah, don't worry
about it, Dad.
468
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,660
Tell you what.
469
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:02,320
It's kind of reassuring
to come home
470
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,990
after a night like tonight,
471
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:05,930
and find you the two of you
on the couch carrying on
472
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,620
like a couple of
crazy teenagers.
473
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,960
Makes me feel like everything's
all right, you know?
474
00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:12,530
Oh, great. They're here.
475
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,490
Oh. Ho-ho.
476
00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:15,090
Hi, Dad.
I really missed you.
477
00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,030
Mm.
478
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,660
Hi, Alex.
479
00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:22,200
W- what are you guys
doing home now?
480
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:23,590
Is the movie out already?
481
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,260
No, Mallory saw
some boy she knew,
482
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,530
then we had to leave.
483
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,410
She didn't wanna
be seen with me.
484
00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:30,040
It's nothing personal,
Jennifer.
485
00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:31,590
I just don't want him to think
486
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,630
I've got nothing better to do
on a Saturday night
487
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,330
but to hang around with you.
488
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,200
Now, who could take
that personally?
489
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,860
Mom, we really need to talk.
490
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,560
I need to reevaluate
my whole life.
491
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,330
Do you have a minute?
492
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,530
I think you're underestimating
your problem, Mallory.
493
00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:53,030
I think it would take
a team of mothers
494
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:55,800
working around the clock.
495
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:57,500
Come on, Mom.
Come up to my room.
496
00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:58,500
Oh, Mallory, you don't mind
497
00:21:58,530 --> 00:22:00,370
if we wait until tomorrow
to talk, do you?
498
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,600
I'm really pretty tired.
499
00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,800
I thought I'd finish
this chapter and go to bed.
500
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,130
I think I'll join you, Elyse.
501
00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:06,800
Oh, Daddy,
please don't go to bed yet.
502
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:07,970
I haven't see you all day.
503
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,830
We have a lot
of catching up to do.
504
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,740
Come on, you guys,
if I'd have known I was gonna
505
00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:13,840
spend the evening
with Mallory and Jennifer
506
00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:15,900
I would've stayed with
Susie Farkas and Pierre.
507
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:19,140
I don't know, Alex.
We're pretty tired.
508
00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:20,200
Come on, you guys.
509
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,000
It's not the same
without you two.
510
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,770
Yeah, come on, stay.
Yeah, come on.
511
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,300
Look, you can sleep
any time.
512
00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:27,600
We're all together now.
Let's do something.
513
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,610
You know, we don't do enough
family stuff anymore.
514
00:22:33,370 --> 00:22:34,470
Hey, I got a great idea.
515
00:22:34,510 --> 00:22:35,540
I could make some popcorn,
516
00:22:35,570 --> 00:22:37,840
and we can all watch
old movies on TV.
517
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,110
There you go. Great idea.
Okay.
518
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,510
Why don't you kids do that,
519
00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:43,470
and we'll just
toodle upstairs here.
520
00:22:43,510 --> 00:22:45,870
All right. Okay, all right.
All right, all right. You win.
521
00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:48,340
Get your old
Peace Corps films.
522
00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:50,110
We'll watch those.
523
00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:53,710
Both reels?
524
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,430
Yeah, okay. Both reels.
525
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,140
All right. Okay, great.
526
00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:00,090
Come on, Jen.
You can help me make popcorn.
527
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,970
Are you sure you wanna
be seen with me?
528
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:04,710
You never know who you might
run into in the kitchen.
529
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,210
Come on.
530
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,710
What do you make
of this, Steven?
531
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,010
This morning we were the two
most boring people in the world.
532
00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:12,880
And now they can't
get enough of us.
533
00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:14,580
Um, maybe with kids,
you just have to take it
534
00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:15,950
when you can get it.
535
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:18,310
We've got everybody together,
and we're gonna have
536
00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,830
a nice, quiet family evening.
537
00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:21,310
And if anybody
tries to run out,
538
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:22,610
I say we smack 'em.
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