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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Okay, Doug, it's to you.
You in or out?
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I don't know.
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What do you think I should do,
Alex?
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Play your own hand for once,
will you, Doug?
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Come on, Lyle, the Dougster
can't play his own hand.
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It's a fact that's been
documented for years.
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He needs me.
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All right, Doug,
I think he's bluffing.
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All right.
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I'll call you, Clancy.
What do you got?
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Straight to the jack.
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Ha. A pair of threes.
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Amazing.
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All right, all right.
So we lost, Doug.
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At least we lost
with dignity.
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You know, in a way
that's better than winning.
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I'd rather win.
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Next week's game
is at Flaum's house.
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Come on.
See you, Alex.
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Hey, Flaum, Flaum,
leave the bowl, leave the bowl.
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You guys are animals.
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See you guys later.
See you next week.
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All right, Dougie,
here's what we gotta do.
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We'll clean this place up,
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slap together a couple
of roast beef sandwiches,
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go in the living room and watch
Bridge on the River Kwai.
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Sounds great.
I can't stay.
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Wait a minute, Dougie,
what are you talking about?
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Don't break tradition here.
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After every game,
I count my money,
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you clean up, and then we go
watch a movie on TV.
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Sorry, Alex, I can't tonight.
Someone's picking me up.
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Who?
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I met a girl.
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A girl? You?
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Heh. I couldn't believe it
either.
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We're going to a movie
at the North Town.
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Wait a minute,
you're telling me you'd rather
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go out with a girl
than help me clean up?
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I know it sounds crazy,
but yeah.
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That's her.
I know her ring.
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Here I am,
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amore mio.
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Sometimes,
when we're alone,
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we speak Italian
to each other.
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It's the language
of love.
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I'm in the kitchen,
amore.
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Thank you, Doug.
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Th... That's very sweet
of you.
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Mr. Keaton,
I- I thought you were Eleanor.
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Uh, no, I'm me.
Right.
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This is Eleanor.
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Hi.
Nice to have met you.
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Nice to meet you.
Oh, uh, arrivederci.
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What?
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Oh. Well, this is him,
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Alex P. Keaton,
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my best friend.
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Isn't he cute?
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Doug.
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This is her,
Eleanor Lee,
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the girl.
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Isn't she cute?
Doug.
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Hey,
you're both so cute.
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Doug.
Doug.
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It was very nice meeting you,
Alex.
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Uh, yeah, same here.
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Listen,
we're running a little late.
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We better get going
if we wanna catch this movie.
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Unless you'd rather stay.
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We could go
some other night.
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What, and missBambi?
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All right. Okay, Doug,
don't forget,
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Friday night, third annual
Milton Friedman lecture.
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Absolutely. Wouldn't miss
it for the world, Alex.
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I'll be there.
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We were going to my sister's
on Friday, Doug.
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Have to miss it, Alex.
Sorry, no way.
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See you later.
Bye.
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Alex, you wanna go
for ice cream with us?
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No, thanks, Dad.
No, Doug's coming over.
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We're gonna watch
True Griton TV.
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It's his favorite movie.
Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm sure. I'm kind
of looking forward to it.
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You know, I haven't seen
Doug in awhile.
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Yeah,
it's gonna be great.
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Just the two men
watching a man's movie.
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The Duke.
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You guys go ahead.
Okay.
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There he is.
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Hey, Doug.
Hey, Alex.
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Eleanor.
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Hi, Alex.
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Alex, I had a great idea.
I brought Eleanor.
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Talk about
your great ideas.
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Alex, I hope you don't mind
my joining you guys.
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Doug said you wouldn't.
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Mind?
Hey, why should I mind?
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Yeah, why should he?
Yeah, why should I?
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Well, I mean, I am intruding
on what's supposed to be,
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you know,
guys' evening.
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Ah, it's true.
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Okay, Doug,
movie's about to start.
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What movie?
What do you mean, "what movie?"
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Doug, it'sTrue Grit.
It's your favorite movie, Doug.
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Not anymore.
Now it'sYentl.
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Yentl?
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I saw it last week
with Eleanor.
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Your favorite movie
used to beTrue Grit,
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and now it'sYentl?
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That's right, Alex.
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I'm evolving,
I'm broadening my horizons.
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I'm... What's the third thing
I'm doing?
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You're learning
how to think for yourself.
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Well, I'm real happy
for your progress, Doug,
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butTrue Grit
is what's on this TV tonight.
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True Gritwill be fine, Alex.
I never saw it.
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It's noYentl.
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Could you pass me
Eleanor's hand please?
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Ah, sure.
Thanks.
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This is great,
isn't it, Alex?
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It's a dream come true,
Doug.
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Um,
what's wrong with Alex?
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Hm? What do you mean?
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Well, just a few minutes ago
he came up to me
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out of the blue
and gave me a big hug.
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What's wrong with that?
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I was in the shower.
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That is a little strange.
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You know, Alex hasn't been
himself the last two weeks.
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Doug's been spending
so much time with Eleanor
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that Alex never gets a chance
to see him.
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I think he's lonely.
He needs a friend.
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Shh. Here he comes.
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Hi.
Hi, Alex.
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Hey. Hey,
how did that shower turn out?
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Uh, fine.
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Oh, wow, that's great.
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Oh,
you smell good.
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Oh, oh, wow,
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Mom,
pregnancy exercises.
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Can I do some of these
with you?
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Oh, I've already
done mine today, honey.
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May... Maybe tomorrow.
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Hey, Mal. Hey, Mallory.
Hey, listen,
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can I... Can I drive you
down to the mall,
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you know,
we'll go shopping together?
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Uh, I went shopping yesterday,
Alex.
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I have no money left.
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I can't catch a break here.
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Hey, Jen.
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Hello.
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Got any dolls
you want to dress up?
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My dolls are all dressed,
thank you.
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We could strip
a couple down.
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Alex, why don't you just
pick up the phone and call Doug?
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Come on, Mom,
what does Doug have to do
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with a young man's natural
desire to dress dolls?
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Alex, if you miss Doug,
why not give him a call?
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He's your best friend.
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Wasmy best friend,
Dad.
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You know, we've drifted apart.
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These things happen.
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Hi, Mr. Keaton,
hi, Mrs. Keaton.
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Hey, Doug, all right.
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Hey.
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All right. You two have
a good day together, huh?
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Come on, Elyse,
I'll race you to the car.
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Hey.
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Alex, I got something
I want to tell you.
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Okay, great,
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'cause I got something
that I wanted to tell you.
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Okay, well, you go first,
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but hurry up,
'cause I gotta go meet Eleanor.
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You know,
funny you should mention her,
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because she's who I wanted
to talk to you about.
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Uh, I-I think you've been seeing
too much of her, you know?
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Too much of her?
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Alex, I've never met
another girl like her.
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And the amazing thing
is she's interested in me.
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Come on, Doug, lots of girls
are interested in you.
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Well, sure,
as a sociological curiosity.
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No, I'm not like you.
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I don't have girls
falling all over me.
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Ah. You know...
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Listen, Dougie, let me give you
a little advice, okay?
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You gotta keep your
options open, pal, you know?
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Plenty other fish
in the sea.
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I found the fish for me,
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and we're taking
an apartment together.
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You're what?
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You're gonna live with her?
Uh-huh.
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You can't do that.
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You're gonna see her
all the time now.
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Uh, I hope so, we're gonna be
joined in holy matrimony.
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No.
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Yeah, I'm getting married,
Alex.
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Well...
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Uh... Uh, congratulations,
right? I mean...
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I mean that's
terrific news.
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Oh, Doug, married.
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Oh, good for you.
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Thanks. Thanks. Th... That's what
I wanted to tell you.
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I'm glad you're happy,
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and I appreciate
your good wishes, and...
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Of course, I want you
to be my best man.
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Doug, are you crazy?
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Hey, I...
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You don't have
to be my best man.
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I am not talking
about being your best man.
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I'm talking
about you getting married.
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That's insane.
That's ludicrous.
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How... How are you
gonna support yourself?
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Well, for my part,
I'm collecting aluminum cans.
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You can't.
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You cannot live on what you get
from recycling aluminum.
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That's just my part.
She's rich.
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You can... You cannot
get married to this girl.
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It will be the biggest
mistake of your life.
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Oh, yeah?
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Maybe you're the biggest
mistake of my life.
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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And if that's the way you feel,
don't come to the wedding.
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Okay, I won't.
Okay, you can't.
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Well, fine.
Fine.
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And I'll tell you another thing.
What?
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You can't be
my best man either.
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Hey, this is great,
huh?
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Just the four of us
playing cards.
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You know,
I thought we'd miss Doug,
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but, uh, we're getting along
just fine without him.
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I miss Doug.
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Me too.
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So do I.
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Guys,
will you forget about Doug?
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Doug is history.
It's just us now,
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and we're gonna...
We're gonna play poker,
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and we're gonna have
a good time, right?
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00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:13,080
I'll bet Doug's wedding
is gonna be just great.
255
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,380
I hear it's all you can eat.
256
00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:17,580
Come on, guys,
will you cut it out?
257
00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,580
Look, it's just us.
258
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:23,780
Now, w-we're gonna keep playing
cards, e-every week, right?
259
00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:25,650
W- we don't need Doug, right?
260
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,780
Yeah.
Every week.
261
00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:28,750
Now, along those lines,
262
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:31,880
uh, I got a little something
263
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,280
that I'd like
you all to look at, okay?
264
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,250
Here you go.
265
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,350
What is this,
a test?
266
00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:41,890
I don't know, it's a...
It's an agreement...
267
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,380
It's... A contract, you know.
268
00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:47,020
Just a legal document
wherein we all promise
269
00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:49,550
to keep playing cards
every week.
270
00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:53,650
Forever?
271
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:58,050
Don't be silly, forever.
272
00:12:58,090 --> 00:13:01,420
No, it's just for seven years.
273
00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,390
I can't sign this,
Alex.
274
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:06,820
All right, fine. If that's the
way you guys wanna be, great.
275
00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:09,490
Game's over, okay?
Pack up. Let's go.
276
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,150
You're a great host,
Keaton.
277
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,690
We should have played
at Flaum's house.
278
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,490
Yeah, maybe we can get
something to eat there.
279
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,190
Good night, Alex.
280
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,750
Arrivederci.
281
00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:20,690
Can I take this
to a lawyer?
282
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:22,760
Give me that.
283
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,620
And I'll tell you guys
something else.
284
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:30,560
That... That is the last time
we play cards in my house.
285
00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:33,620
Flaum,
don't drive on the lawn.
286
00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:40,390
You, uh...
You seem a little tense, Alex.
287
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:43,290
It's just that if you
invite guys over to play poker,
288
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:46,880
they should shut up
and play poker.
289
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:50,390
And not babble about
some dumb wedding.
290
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,880
This is ridiculous, Alex.
Doug is your best friend.
291
00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:55,330
I think it's silly for you
not to go to his wedding.
292
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,630
We're going.
Well, I'm not.
293
00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:59,490
Well, I don't think
this wedding should affect
294
00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:00,890
your friendship
with Doug.
295
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,000
It won't affect
my friendship with Doug
296
00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,090
because, uh,
297
00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,560
my friendship
with Doug is over.
298
00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:15,860
It's okay.
299
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,460
It's okay.
What are you two doing?
300
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,050
Mallory's teaching me
how to walk in high heels.
301
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,410
Yeah. If she looks
real comfortable in them,
302
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,730
maybe Mom will let her
wear them to the wedding.
303
00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:27,930
Why,
you sure look comfortable to me.
304
00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:33,530
Go ahead, Jen.
Go for it.
305
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,600
Hi.
Hi.
306
00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:44,070
Sorry it took me
so long.
307
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,000
Uh, I've been practicing
walking in my high heels.
308
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,970
How's it going?
Great.
309
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,830
Hi, Mallory.
Hi.
310
00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:52,800
Hi, Alex.
Uh, yeah, hi.
311
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,570
Don't leave me!
312
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,630
Listen, Alex,
do you have a minute?
313
00:14:57,670 --> 00:14:59,630
Uh, well, Eleanor,
darn it all.
314
00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:01,740
I'm, uh...
I'm kind of busy right now.
315
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:04,370
I'm, uh...
I'm coaching Jennifer
316
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,900
how to walk
in heels.
317
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,240
That's what
older brothers are for.
318
00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:09,730
Come on, Jen.
319
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,770
Now, steady,
steady.
320
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,800
Think poise,
grace, balance.
321
00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:19,740
Ah, so... So how you doing?
322
00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:21,440
Fine, fine.
323
00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:23,540
Been really busy lately,
you know,
324
00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:25,140
with getting
invitations out,
325
00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:26,840
and making preparations.
326
00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:30,710
I never realized how much
a wedding takes out of you.
327
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:32,470
Tell me about it.
328
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:35,110
What?
No, nothing. Uh, nothing.
329
00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:39,170
Alex, why won't you
come to our wedding?
330
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,010
Look, I, uh...
I just can't, okay?
331
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,370
Why not?
What are you afraid of?
332
00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,660
I'm not afraid
of anything.
333
00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:49,720
I've been to a lot of weddings.
334
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,560
You think Doug's
making a mistake
335
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,340
by getting married,
don't you?
336
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,780
B- but Eleanor,
it's nothing personal, you know?
337
00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:59,910
I mean, you seem real nice.
338
00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:03,080
It's just that I don't think
Doug is ready
339
00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:06,210
to get married right now,
you know, to anyone.
340
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,110
Well, why not?
Because he's so naive?
341
00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:11,740
Well, It's not that he's naive.
342
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,310
It's that he's...
Innocent.
343
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,510
Yeah, but...
But it's more than that.
344
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:20,380
It's that he sees the world
through the eyes of a child,
345
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:22,110
almost like an infant?
346
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:25,410
Yeah.
Yeah, like an infant.
347
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:29,180
Like an infant who was
raised in the woods
348
00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,550
by other infants.
349
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:36,730
I remember
the very beginning.
350
00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:38,860
I would walk home
from school,
351
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,850
and he would
walk backwards
352
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,830
ten paces
in front of me,
353
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,750
calling to me
in Italian,
354
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:47,820
and... And tossing flowers
at my feet.
355
00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:50,820
And I remember
thinking,
356
00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:53,750
"Who is this strange boy?"
357
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,620
Yeah, well,
he's one of a kind.
358
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:58,380
One day he said,
359
00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:01,650
"I must show you my treasures,"
360
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:05,920
and he emptied his knapsack
right on my front steps.
361
00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:09,420
I never saw such an odd
collection of things.
362
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:11,480
Yeah,
all those aluminum cans.
363
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,220
Little wind-up dinosaurs.
364
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,720
Yeah.
365
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,520
Picture of Sergio Frankie.
366
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:19,850
And his favorite page
from the phonebook.
367
00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:22,090
Smith through Smith.
368
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:26,290
Ah, I love that crazy lug.
369
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,290
I do too, Alex.
370
00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:33,250
Won't you reconsider
371
00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:35,520
and come to the wedding?
372
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:39,450
Eleanor, I, uh...
I just can't.
373
00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:42,290
Doug is so hurt, Alex.
374
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,670
I just can't stand
seeing him this way.
375
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:47,020
Yeah, well,
there's nothing I can do.
376
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,990
Okay? I'm sorry.
377
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:53,590
I'm sorry too, Alex.
378
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,960
What's wrong, Alex?
379
00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:09,360
Uh, n-nothing, Dad.
380
00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:12,220
Uh, just, uh,
381
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,790
practicing to be a judge.
382
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,830
Death by hanging.
383
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:26,430
That was, um...
That was Eleanor, just left.
384
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,790
You have an argument?
385
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,930
Uh, no.
386
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,590
No, she was great.
387
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:36,190
She's one... One of the nicest
people I ever met in my life.
388
00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:37,690
Then you're going
to the wedding?
389
00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:41,400
No. No, Dad.
I'm opposed to this marriage,
390
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,390
now more than ever before.
391
00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:46,600
And you know the thing
that really irks me?
392
00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:49,560
I have no idea why.
393
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,500
Maybe you're afraid.
394
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:53,530
Of what?
395
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,330
Of losing Doug to Eleanor.
396
00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:59,060
Losing Doug to Eleanor?
397
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,960
Come on, Dad.
You make it sound like...
398
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,230
Losing Doug to Eleanor.
399
00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:05,630
That's absurd.
400
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,600
I knew him first.
401
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:11,070
Look, Eleanor is not
taking Doug away.
402
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,500
The two of you
can still be friends.
403
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:15,300
Yeah, but...
404
00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:18,130
Look, who...
Who's gonna look after him now?
405
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:20,130
You know,
who's gonna hold his glasses
406
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,100
when he drinks out
of the water fountain?
407
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,430
Who's gonna help him
find his keys?
408
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:28,530
Who's gonna tell him not to walk
when the sign says "don't walk"?
409
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:30,070
She will.
410
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,470
Those are my jobs.
411
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,800
I'm telling you, Dad. This is
just the tip of the iceberg.
412
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,540
Everything is changing.
413
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,200
Doug is getting married,
414
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,150
and the poker game
is breaking up.
415
00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:49,070
Jennifer is wearing
high heels.
416
00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:51,070
Where does it stop?
417
00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:53,000
It never stops, Alex.
418
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,600
Change is...
Is just a part of life.
419
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,040
You have to learn
to accept it
420
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,910
with grace and dignity.
421
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:05,540
Jennifer's wearing
high heels?
422
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:24,910
Oh, Steven.
It seems like just yesterday
423
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:27,010
Doug lost his skate key.
424
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,310
I remember.
425
00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:31,540
He slept in those skates
for three weeks.
426
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:36,140
Please be seated.
427
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:40,270
Ladies, gentlemen,
428
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:43,580
distinguished relatives,
guests.
429
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,980
We are gathered
here today
430
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:49,280
to join this beautiful couple
in holy matrimony.
431
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:52,510
The marriage oath
is a sacred one.
432
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,110
Alex!
433
00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:58,150
What are you doing here?
434
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:04,910
Thought you said
you weren't coming.
435
00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:08,780
Uh, Doug, uh, please.
Go on with the ceremony.
436
00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:11,480
Well, what's going on?
437
00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:17,680
Uh, Doug,
I- I reconsidered.
438
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,650
Uh, that's all. Please,
go on ahead. Get married.
439
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,210
What about everything
you said about how
440
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,750
you're against my getting
married and everything?
441
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,250
Uh, listen, Doug.
442
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,350
Sorry.
443
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:31,350
Um, I've been thinking
444
00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:34,080
uh, about everything
I said,
445
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,350
that, uh,
that you were too young,
446
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:39,430
you know,
and that your mind was clouded.
447
00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:42,480
Well, I... I wasn't talking
about you.
448
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,150
Sure sounds like me.
449
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:49,780
Uh, no.
I- I was talking about me.
450
00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:53,690
You know, my fears and...
And my immaturity.
451
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,980
My selfishness.
452
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:58,820
I wasn't thinking
about what you had to gain.
453
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,820
I was thinking
about what I had to lose.
454
00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:03,850
What did you have to lose?
455
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,390
You.
456
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:10,250
You weren't gonna lose me
by my getting married.
457
00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:13,090
Yeah, well,
I know that now.
458
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,850
Anyway,
I'm sorry, Doug,
459
00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:19,120
and I hope you
can forgive me.
460
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,420
Alex, do I have
your blessing?
461
00:22:25,990 --> 00:22:28,290
Doug, until yesterday,
I didn't realize
462
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,960
what a wonderful girl
Eleanor is, you know?
463
00:22:30,990 --> 00:22:33,590
How lucky you are
to have someone like her.
464
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:35,220
You got my blessing.
465
00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:36,920
Yeah.
466
00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:45,090
Lyle,
you're not best man anymore.
467
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:51,930
Okay.
468
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:55,030
Let's go, Alex.
469
00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:56,740
Uh, Doug.
470
00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:58,430
Thanks.
471
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:10,930
Uh, it's you two
472
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,230
that are getting married,
right?
473
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:15,610
Uh, right, right.
Um,
474
00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:17,960
this is the happy couple.
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