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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Okay, kids,
I've gotta get going.
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Say goodbye to the old man.
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Okay, Dad, listen,
have a safe trip, okay?
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And give our love to Mom.
Yeah.
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Yeah, and Grandma too.
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Daddy, do you really
have to go?
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Well, it's just for
a few days, Jen.
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Yeah, even so, Dad,
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I mean, it's just not the same
without you guys around here.
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Yeah, we really miss you
when you're not here.
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Yeah, we love you.
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Yeah.
Love is an understatement.
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Thank you, kids.
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That's very sweet.
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Uh, where's...?
Uh, where's my suitcase?
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Oh, it's in the car.
The motor's running.
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Uh, yeah. Thank... Thanks...
Thanks a lot.
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Uh... Uh, look, Grandma and I...
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Uh, or your mother and I
will be back on, uh... On Sunday.
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Grandma's number
is on the kitchen counter.
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Right.
Alex, I'm leaving you in charge.
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Dad, don't worry. I'll rule
with a firm but loving hand.
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Okay.
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Listen, have fun.
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And if you need anything,
give us a call.
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Sure.
Yeah.
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Bye!
Bye!
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All right, bye-bye.
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Well, you all heard Dad.
I'm in charge.
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Monica Dillon is gonna
be here in an hour
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and, uh, the two of you
don't fit into our plans.
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Well, where are we
supposed to go?
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Go to the mall.
Go anywhere.
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But Mallory's not allowed
to use the car, Alex. Remember?
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She's being punished
for using it
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when she wasn't supposed to
last week.
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I'm in charge, and, uh,
your punishment's suspended.
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Thanks.
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Uh, Jennifer,
you go with her, okay?
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But I don't want
to go to the mall.
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Go to the moon, okay?
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I don't care.
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Just don't be here
when Monica gets here.
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Look, I can take you
to Krissy's house, Jen.
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I'm not allowed
to go over to Krissy's house.
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I'm being punished for goofing
off with her at school.
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Your punishment's suspended too.
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You know, Alex,
I like having you in charge.
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Yeah, me too.
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Thanks.
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Now, get lost.
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Try and be back for school
on Monday.
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Oh, hi, Alex.
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Hey, Skip, listen, guy, uh,
I don't think
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this is a good time for one
of our little chats, okay?
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Is Monica Dillon coming over?
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You got it.
Okay.
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Hey, uh, I gotta speak
to Mallory before I go.
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I... I got us a couple of tickets
to the NCAA chess semifinals.
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Yeah.
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I... I want to invite her.
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Well, Skip, she just left.
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Although if you hurry,
you may be able to catch her.
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You know, usually it takes her
20 minutes
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to back out
of the driveway.
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Oh, uh, hey, Mallory! It's me!
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It's Skippy!
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Uh, do you want to go out
with me Friday night?
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She... She stopped.
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I think she's considering it.
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Um, you know that telephone pole
out there?
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Yeah.
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It smashed into our car.
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I... I'll check
for damage.
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Oh, the car!
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Oh, the car. Dad's car.
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Mallory, how could you do that?
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You know you're not
supposed to be driving.
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You're... You're being
punished.
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What am I gonna do, Alex?
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We have to get that fixed
before Dad gets back.
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How are we gonna
pay for that?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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There's gotta be three hundred
dollars damage to that car.
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I don't know where we're gonna
come up with that kind of money.
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Uh, good news.
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The telephone pole's okay.
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Look, Skippy, uh, we've got
a little problem here.
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Uh, maybe you could come back
another time.
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Well, I don't know
where I'm gonna go.
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I can't go home.
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Why not?
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It's jammed with people.
My whole family's here
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for the big
Leland homecoming game.
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They're making me sleep
in the garage.
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Unless you guys don't want
to rent me a room, huh?
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Not while I'm alive.
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Skippy, why, uh...?
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Why aren't your relatives
staying in a hotel?
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Because there isn't one
available room
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between here
and the state line.
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Hm.
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Yes, there is.
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Alex, no.
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If there really is
a shortage of rooms,
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it seems to me that somebody who
had a room to rent out
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this weekend could really
make a killing.
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Or at least enough
to buy a new fender,
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if you get my drift.
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Alex, no.
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Well, Alex has a point.
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There's a lot of money
to be made.
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My dad's charging his cousins
$45 a night.
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But Alex, it's wrong.
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Of course it's wrong,
Mallory.
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Seventy-five a night
is right.
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Come on, Alex.
It's wrong, and I'm telling you
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you can't do it.
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I mean, what if Mom and Dad
find out?
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What if Mom and Dad
see the piece of modern art
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you turned their car into?
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Do it.
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Okay, the, uh,
ad is in the paper.
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What's our state of readiness,
Skipper?
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All systems are go, chief.
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The baby's room is in a state
of rental preparedness.
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It still feels weird to me,
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renting out a room
in our own house.
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Well, Jen, don't...
Don't think of it as renting.
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All we're doing
is letting strangers
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use a room in our home
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for money.
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You know what I think?
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Don't ask the impossible,
Mallory.
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Alex, I think that Mom and Dad
would not approve of this.
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Oh, come on, Mallory.
You underestimate our parents.
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Now, they are thoughtful,
generous people,
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and I think they'd be thrilled
to know we were using their home
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to... To shelter weary travelers.
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You mean we're gonna tell them?
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What are you, crazy?
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Uh, hi. We've come
about the room.
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Come right in.
Come right in.
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Pleased to meet you.
Jack Driscoll. Leland '81.
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And this is my wife,
Darlene.
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Leland '82.
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Pleased to meet you.
Alex P. Keaton.
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Leland '88.
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And, uh, this is
Skippy Handleman
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Harding High '86.
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My sister Mallory.
Harding High '86.
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God willing.
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And my little sister Jennifer.
Randolph Elementary '88.
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What a bunch of smarties
we are.
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We were so happy
to see your ads.
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You know, you can't get a room
in this entire town.
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Do tell.
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I... I'll get that.
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Skippy, why don't you show
the, uh, Driscolls the room.
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Happy to, Alex. Right this way,
Mr. and Mrs. Driscoll.
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And, uh, may I say
that I hope your stay here
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is a pleasant one.
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If you stay.
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Don't tell me it's rented
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or I'll kill myself
right on the doorstep.
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Well, no,
it's not rented yet.
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Although there's a couple
looking at it right now.
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Fine. We'll take it.
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Um, but you haven't
even seen the room.
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We'll take it.
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Are we there yet, Mommy?
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Yes, sweetheart,
we're here.
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These nice people are gonna
let us stay with them.
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Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you.
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This is it, Ma?
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This is where
we're gonna stay?
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Yes, Dougie.
This is it.
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I don't like the lobby.
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Oh, the room's perfect.
We'll take it.
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I love the bassinet.
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Great. Well, we aim to please.
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I believe the ad said
75 a night.
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Right.
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Wait a minute.
We want that room.
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I'll give you 80.
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Eighty?
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Eighty. I'm sorry, sir,
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but that's not the way
I do business.
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Now, you offend me.
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The Driscolls were here first,
and they should get the room.
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Make it 90.
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I'm not as offended anymore.
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Do something, Jack. I'm not
gonna sleep in the car again.
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We slept in the car last year
for homecoming.
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I still have ashtray marks
on my neck.
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Ninety-five.
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Ninety-six.
Ninety-seven.
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Ninety-eight!
Ninety-eight fifty.
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Ninety-nine!
Ninety-nine!
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Wait a minute.
Wait just one minute.
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This is a big house.
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What are we all bidding
on one room for?
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I mean, there's lots of rooms
in this place.
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Please, look, there's only
one room for rent.
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The others are occupied.
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Little girl,
do you have a room?
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Yes.
Give you 100 bucks for it.
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You got it.
Okay.
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Well, um, I...
I have a room.
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Hey, Jen.
All the guests asleep?
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Yeah, I just tucked in
the Driscoll family.
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This is fantastic.
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I never had so much fun
in my life.
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Why don't we do this
more often?
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Alex, does he have to
sleep in here?
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Mallory, look, he is an employee
of Keaton Manor.
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And he is entitled
to sleep in the living room
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with the rest of us.
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Ah.
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Who's, uh...?
Who's sleeping bag is that?
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Mine.
Ah.
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Looks comfy.
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You're a real gentleman,
Alex.
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Jennifer,
he's the boss.
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It's important
that he's well-rested.
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You know, Alex,
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I really didn't think
this was gonna work out,
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but so far it's been okay.
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"Okay. " Jennifer,
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I think it's a little better
than okay.
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The car is being fixed,
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we, uh... We have enough money
to pay for it,
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and we've got a little money
left over for ourselves.
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How much left over?
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Don't you worry your pretty
little head about it, Mallory.
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Let Alex handle all the big old
nasty financial details.
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I want some French toast.
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The kitchen is closed.
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00:11:10,810 --> 00:11:14,470
Well, open it.
I want some French toast.
255
00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:18,770
You can have some French toast
for breakfast.
256
00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:20,540
I want it now.
257
00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:23,910
Douglas Barker, you get up
these stairs this instant.
258
00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:25,420
You have had enough to eat.
259
00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:26,910
I did not.
I still have space.
260
00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,210
Dougie!
261
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,270
Now, dear.
Okay.
262
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:39,080
But there better be French toast
here in the morning.
263
00:11:39,110 --> 00:11:40,580
Ow!
264
00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:55,480
Coming, coming, coming.
265
00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,650
We've come about the room.
266
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,540
Alex, no.
267
00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:05,410
We'd like one
with an ocean view, please.
268
00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:08,640
We're all booked up,
Alex.
269
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,050
Uh, yeah, uh,
like she said, uh,
270
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,560
we are completely booked.
271
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,010
In fact, we're overbooked.
272
00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:16,010
I mean, I couldn't rent you
a room, you know, even...
273
00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:17,710
Even if I had one.
274
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,680
We're desperate
and we're wealthy.
275
00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:29,930
That's my favorite
combination.
276
00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:32,220
Welcome to Keaton Manor.
Thank you.
277
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,480
Whoa, hey, wait!
278
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,720
Hold on.
279
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,650
Just a minute.
Hang on...
280
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,020
Did you, uh...?
281
00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:50,150
Did you get the sheets
from all the beds, Skippy?
282
00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:51,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got everyone.
283
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,350
Some of the guests
didn't want to get out of bed,
284
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,420
but I made them.
285
00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:56,750
Good boy.
286
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,020
Can I help you?
287
00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:07,760
Yeah. Can I get
a massage?
288
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:19,120
I'm sorry, but the spa
is closed.
289
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,860
I want a massage.
290
00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:22,520
I'm sorry, but the...
291
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,360
I want a massage!
All right! Okay!
292
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:25,290
Come here.
293
00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,690
There you go.
Get out of here.
294
00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:29,990
Ah.
295
00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,420
That's a lot better.
296
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:34,090
Thanks. Get yourself
a little something.
297
00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:39,190
Uh, we ordered room service
over two hours ago.
298
00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:40,490
Right, sir. Sorry.
299
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:41,690
You are...?
300
00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:43,760
The Barkers. Room 201.
301
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,330
Yes, sir. Uh...
302
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:47,890
We'll, uh...
303
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,790
We'll get that up there
right away.
304
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,960
Uh, don't forget I... I want
the crusts cut off the toast.
305
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,100
Right, well, that's, uh...
That's what's taking so long.
306
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,530
Oh. Well, sure.
307
00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:02,730
Front! Front!
308
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,430
What is it now, Alex?
309
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:10,630
Mallory, what is the problem
with the Barker's toast.
310
00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:12,200
Alex, forget it, okay?
311
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,930
I'm tired of making sandwiches,
312
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,760
I'm tired of doing
people's laundry
313
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,580
I'm tired of making
their little beds.
314
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,330
Now, we have enough money
for the car.
315
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,430
Let's just send everyone home
and close up.
316
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,830
Mallory, how can you say that?
317
00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:28,130
You know, we hotel operators
have a...
318
00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:31,070
Have a certain code of ethics.
319
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:34,820
You know, you can't just throw
people out into the street.
320
00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:38,530
Alex, that is the fifth time
I have fixed that shower today.
321
00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:39,630
I just locked the door.
322
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,670
There is no more bathroom
for these people.
323
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,940
No more bathroom
for these people?
324
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:48,940
That's hardly a motto
for a hotel, Jennifer.
325
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,340
This is not a hotel, Alex.
This is a house.
326
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:55,970
I'm with you, Jennifer.
327
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,540
Okay, look, listen to me.
328
00:14:57,570 --> 00:15:00,500
Let's just get these people
off to the game, okay?
329
00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:03,670
Then we can sit in peace and...
And we can talk about this.
330
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,210
Okay, all right.
331
00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:08,000
All right, okay.
332
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,240
Attention. Attention, please.
333
00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:11,010
This is the bus
that will take you to the game.
334
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,140
Now, if you'll form
an orderly line...
335
00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:28,370
My feet are killing me.
336
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:30,970
Your feet?
My back and my neck.
337
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:33,810
Right now let's just relax
and enjoy the peace.
338
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,510
No more guests,
please, Alex.
339
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:42,680
Hello, Keaton Manor.
340
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,340
Dad.
341
00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:50,980
I meant in a "manner"
of speaking,
342
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:53,660
hello...
343
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:56,280
Keaton.
344
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,910
You're where?
345
00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,530
You're... You're what?
346
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,990
You're coming home now?
347
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:02,410
No, no, no, no, no, no.
348
00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:03,380
No, I'm fine.
349
00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,860
No, I'm just excited.
350
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,490
Yeah, we're all excited.
351
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,080
Boy, this is exciting.
352
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,580
Okay, Dad.
353
00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:14,910
We'll see you soon.
354
00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,750
What, Alex?
Dad's coming home?
355
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:18,310
Yeah, he had to cut
his trip short.
356
00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:20,750
There's some kind of strike
at the station.
357
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,550
Anyway, he's gonna be here
in a couple of hours.
358
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:24,650
Oh, that's good.
359
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,920
We could use an extra hand
around here.
360
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:36,180
Oh, come on, Skip.
Is that all you could carry?
361
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,620
Sorry, Alex.
362
00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:40,520
Well, Skippy, how'd you get
the bags packed so fast?
363
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,150
Well, I took the clothes
out of the drawers
364
00:16:42,190 --> 00:16:43,950
and stuffed them
into the suitcase.
365
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:46,620
How'd you know which clothes
went in which bags?
366
00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:48,250
Was that important?
367
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,220
Look, we can't worry
about that now.
368
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,920
We gotta get the rest
of these bags packed
369
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,350
and get these people
out of here as fast as we can.
370
00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:58,570
We won!
371
00:16:58,610 --> 00:16:59,720
Oh, great.
372
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,190
Sit down and tell us
every detail of the game.
373
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,560
Skippy!
374
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,850
Oh, uh, no.
375
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,590
I mean, grab your bags
and get the hell out of here.
376
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:12,290
What he means is we had a...
A little, uh... Uh, emergency,
377
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,260
and we're forced
to evacuate the hotel.
378
00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:15,290
What's wrong?
379
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,360
Well, the building, uh,
is condemned.
380
00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:20,490
Did you hear that?
381
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,260
He's making it up, Skippy.
382
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:25,830
Oh, no, no. Darlene and I
want to stay.
383
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:28,220
This old hotel
means a lot to us.
384
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:31,130
Uh, look, uh, Skippy,
go get the rest of the bags.
385
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,260
Jennifer, you go help him.
386
00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:35,540
We won!
387
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,760
Hey!
388
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,690
I am so pooped I'm not moving
for the next two days.
389
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,260
Uh, that's what you think.
390
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,800
Hope you don't mind.
I invited a few people.
391
00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:50,830
Uh, mind.
As a matter of fact...
392
00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:02,930
Hey, what are you doing?
393
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,000
We did it! We captured
the other team's mascot.
394
00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:06,630
We got the Crawford Kangaroo.
395
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,100
Do you believe this? They
captured the Crawford Kangaroo!
396
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,230
This is a day
we will never forget.
397
00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:22,700
I'm home.
398
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:30,470
Hi, Dad!
399
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,970
How was your trip?
400
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,230
It's so nice
to see you.
401
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,270
What is going on here?
402
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:43,870
Now, Dad, uh, don't go jumping
to any conclusions.
403
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:47,240
Whoa! Whoa!
404
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,570
I can't believe how angry
Dad was.
405
00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:52,440
I've never seen him
like that.
406
00:18:52,470 --> 00:18:54,000
He didn't seem that angry.
407
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,540
Oh, come on.
He was beyond angry, Jennifer.
408
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,400
He had that...
That look, you know?
409
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,870
Where he can't quite get
the words out and he just goes:
410
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,670
Oh.
411
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:06,970
Shh! Here he comes.
412
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,470
Hey, Dad.
413
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:12,770
How's it going?
414
00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:14,940
Wh...?
415
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,480
Do you think Dad
will ever like us again?
416
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:33,370
Of course he will, Jen.
417
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,540
It's just gonna
take a little time.
418
00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:37,440
Twenty, 30 years.
419
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,780
He'll come around.
420
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:44,550
I hate for his last words
to me to be:
421
00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:54,210
Hey, Dad, come on. Stop.
Look, at least slow down, okay?
422
00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,050
Look, do you, uh,
423
00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,380
plan on being mad at us
for the rest of your life?
424
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,610
That is my plan.
425
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,720
But Dad,
we're your flesh and blood.
426
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,610
Yeah, yeah, Dad.
427
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,650
Remember how cute we were
when we were babies?
428
00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:24,950
Yeah, well,
I'm still a baby, Dad.
429
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,870
Will you read me
a book, Daddy?
430
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,020
Yeah, Daddy,
read us all a book.
431
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:35,290
Look, come on, Dad.
Don't go away.
432
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:40,390
You always said that we should
talk about these things.
433
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,820
Alex,
434
00:20:43,990 --> 00:20:46,550
parents are conditioned
to accept a...
435
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:49,220
A- a few, uh, minor problems
436
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,120
when they leave their children
alone at home.
437
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:55,320
Spilled milk on the rug.
438
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,890
Broken dish.
439
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,720
There was a kangaroo
440
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:05,720
in my living room.
441
00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:10,760
He was just here
for the party, Dad.
442
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,360
Then I guess I'm overreacting.
443
00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:21,890
Dad, if you just give us
a chance,
444
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:24,160
we can explain everything.
445
00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:25,590
Oh, can you?
446
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:31,060
Can you explain the valet
parking in the driveway?
447
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:37,000
The flashing "Vacancy" sign
448
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,690
in front of the house?
449
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:41,930
The billboard on Route 41?
450
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:51,130
Look, Dad, I just... I...
I just lost my head, you know?
451
00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:53,330
When the... When the money
started rolling in,
452
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,290
I got out of control.
453
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:56,660
I could... I could smell it.
454
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,460
I could taste it.
455
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,900
I could hear it
calling me at night, saying,
456
00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:04,330
"Alex, at last
we'll be together. "
457
00:22:09,970 --> 00:22:11,870
Dad, I... I guess you could
just say that I...
458
00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,770
I kind of became a...
A moneyholic.
459
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,030
Dad, I need help.
460
00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:28,200
Um, Dad, I guess most of this
was my fault.
461
00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:30,270
I mean, I shouldn't have been
driving the car at night
462
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,670
without your permission.
463
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,970
And Alex and Jennifer
were just trying to help
464
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,500
pay for the car damage.
465
00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:37,390
They're really not to blame.
466
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:38,910
Well, I guess it's my fault too.
467
00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:40,310
I shouldn't have asked Mallory
468
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:41,670
to take me over
to Krissy's house
469
00:22:41,710 --> 00:22:44,140
when I wasn't supposed to go.
470
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,270
Dad, uh, you left me in charge
471
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,570
and I let you down
in every possible way.
472
00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:53,770
I was immature,
I was irresponsible
473
00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:56,510
and, uh... And I was greedy.
474
00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:57,510
I'm sorry.
475
00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:19,510
He's coming around.
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