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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Okay, Barb, we've got
the pants outfit,
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the skirt,
two sweaters,
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a sarong, silk blouse,
and a dozen scarves.
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Will that be all?
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I'm not sure, Mallory.
What do you think?
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Should get you
through the weekend.
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Sure, unless
I leave the house.
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I still wish I hadn't talked
myself out of that sequins set.
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I'll think I'll go
take another look.
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Okay.
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Okay, Mallory,
5:30, let's go.
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Alex, I'm still waiting
on a customer.
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I'll be done
in a few minutes.
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Hey, Mallory, I don't
run a cab company, you know?
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You can keep me waiting,
Mallory. I don't mind.
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I love observing you
in your work environment.
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Skippy, I thought
you promised to stop
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coming to the store
to bother me.
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I didn't come here
to bother you.
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I came here to, uh,
buy something for my mother.
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That's for your mother?
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Yeah, well, I thought
I'd get a hat to go with it.
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That's really not your
color, Skippy.
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This is not for me.
It's for my mother.
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Yeah, keep sticking
to that story, Skip.
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Mallory, Barbara Alexander
just told me
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that you are
her favorite salesperson.
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Oh, that's great.
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I am very pleased
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with the work
you've been doing.
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I have very big
plans for you.
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Hey, Mrs. Willis, how about
sending her on the road?
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Maybe opening
a second store in Alaska.
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Alex.
Yeah, I could go with you.
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Better pack
a sweater, Skip.
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Oh, Mallory, come on.
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Let's get out of here.
I gotta study tonight.
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So do you.
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Alex, stop bugging me
about studying.
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I've got other things
on my mind.
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All right, Mallory,
I realize you're a little
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cramped for space
up there,
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but try and fit
this thought in, okay?
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Mom and Dad are not gonna
let you keep this job
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if you let
your grades slide.
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Alex, her grades
are fine.
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She got a 62 on today's
geometry test.
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Skippy.
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What's wrong with that?
It's 27 better than I got.
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"Even before birth,
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"your baby is sensitive
to sound vibrations
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and will respond to some voices
by moving and kicking. "
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That's neat.
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Hi, I'm your
sister Jennifer.
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As soon as you're born,
look me up, okay?
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Kicking. I feel kicking.
It's responding to your voice.
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I like her already.
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Let me take
a shot at this.
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A man walks into
a psychiatrist's office
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with... With a chicken.
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Nothing.
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Hey-ho,
how's it going, everybody?
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Hi, Dad. Hiya, Mom.
How you feeling?
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Fine. Well, actually...
That's terrific.
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That's terrific.
... tired.
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How was your day, honey?
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Great. I sold
$300 worth of clothes,
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and Mrs. Willis says
if I keep it up,
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I may get a promotion.
Well, that's terrific.
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Congratulations. How'd you do
on your geometry test?
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Uh, you say you may
get a promotion, hm?
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Sixty-two, a D.
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Honey, you got a D
in geometry?
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I think this is going
to turn into something
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I'd rather not witness.
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Psst. Cover your ears.
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Well, I gotta go.
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You know how it pains me
to see Mallory in trouble.
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I wish I could film this.
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I have to say,
we're disappointed, Mallory.
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Yeah, me too,
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but I'll make it up
in the final, you'll see.
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Can I go now?
Mallory, please.
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The, uh...
The three of us agreed
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that if you couldn't
keep your grades up,
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you'd have
to quit the job.
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I know, but this job's
really important to me.
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It... It's just a job,
Mallory.
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It's not as important
as school.
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Maybe not to you,
but to me it is.
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Honey, school is the most...
School, school, school.
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You know, I'm tired
of hearing about school.
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It's not the only
worthwhile thing in life.
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W... I'm... I'm sorry,
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but you're gonna
have to quit the job.
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I can't believe
they're making me quit.
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That job is the best
thing in my life.
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When I'm working I feel good
about myself, you know?
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I feel needed there.
I feel respected.
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I know.
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You know,
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you're actually
competent there.
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You're like
a different person.
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Alex, could you
talk to them for me?
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See if you can convince them
to let me keep the job?
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Uh, you mean,
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do you a favor?
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Well, yeah,
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but I'd be doing you
a favor too.
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I won't be home as much.
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That's good,
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but I need more.
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Come on, Alex,
you owe me a favor.
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Oh, how do you figure?
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Didn't I fix you up
last month
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with the Fergus twins?
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The Fergus twins?
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Mallory, one of them was a guy.
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I didn't know that.
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And he was the cute one.
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Alex, why don't you
just help her?
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You could talk
Mom and Dad into anything.
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Well, that's true.
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Yeah, Alex, Jen's right.
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You can be really
cunning, devious,
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and manipulative
when you want to be.
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Stop trying
to butter me up.
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Well, ahem,
it has been a while
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since I've had to
talk them into anything.
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I could probably
use the practice.
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Please, Alex. This job
is really important to me.
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It's my whole life.
Please help me.
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And so I... I... I said
to the waitress,
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"No, not mustard.
I said custard. "
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I'm sorry, honey, it's just not
responding to your voice.
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Uh, Mom, Dad,
uh, listen.
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Uh, Mallory told me
about what happened,
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and, uh, well,
I just wanted to say
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that I think you handled
that situation impeccably.
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I fully agree
with your decision
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and with your
execution thereof.
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I can't tell you how happy
we are to have your blessing.
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But, uh, I... I have
a little proposal
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that I'd like
to present.
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Hold on to your wallet, Steven.
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Mallory has
three midterms left.
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Now, if she really
applies herself and...
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And gets Bs or above
on all of the tests,
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she keeps her job.
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Alex, it's already
been settled.
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Mallory's done poorly
on her last few tests.
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and she's gotta quit.
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Yeah, but those tests
are history.
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They're over with.
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Let's face it, Dad.
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Nothing we do
can bring back those tests.
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Oh, brother.
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The thing to do
is to look forward
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to the future.
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Start off
with a clean slate.
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Let's learn
from our mistakes.
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If we learned
from our mistakes,
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we wouldn't be here
listening to you.
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You see, Dad,
your agreement before
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was too vague for Mallory.
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You see, the child
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needs more
specific guidelines.
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All you said
was "to do well. "
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What is "doing well"?
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Mallory, had you
any idea
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that you were
expected to get Bs?
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I had no such knowledge.
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There you have it.
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Let us start anew,
shall we?
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Three Bs.
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Three Bs and she
keeps the job.
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That is
the most reasonable thing
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I've ever heard in my life.
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Uh, listen, Alex, uh,
just out of curiosity,
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why are you doing this
for Mallory?
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Can't you just
accept the fact
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that a guy like me
would, uh,
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help his sister
in her time of need?
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Absolutely not.
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Alex's motive aside, uh,
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it does sound
pretty fair to me.
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Steven?
It's all right with me.
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Well, there you have it.
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Well, okay.
I... I have to admit,
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I felt bad about you
having to quit the job.
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Well, so did I.
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This gives you another chance,
honey. Good luck.
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Thank you, Mom.
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Well, uh, we'll be back
from our walk
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about half an hour.
Okay, bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Whoo!
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Well, did I
come through?
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Boy, was I great.
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I haven't lost
the old touch, you know.
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They were putty
in my hands.
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Alex.
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Alex, three Bs?
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I'm never
gonna get three Bs.
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I'm not smart enough.
Not smart enough?
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Mallory, could someone
who's not smart
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handle that store?
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Well, it's true you... You may
not have book smarts,
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but you got
something else.
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You got something that might
even be more important.
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What?
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You've got
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fabric smarts.
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Fabric smarts?
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Yeah, yeah, you...
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You know which stripes
go with which checks.
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You know whether
the socks are supposed to
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match the shoes
or the pants.
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You know when to machine-wash,
and when to tumble-dry.
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Alex, washing and drying
are separate events.
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Separate events.
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Whoa!
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I wouldn't have known that
in a million years.
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I don't know, though.
Three Bs?
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Do you really
think I can do it?
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Oh, Mallory,
I know you can do it,
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because I am going
to help you do it.
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I'm gonna be with you
every step of the way, Mal,
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tutoring you,
coaching you, guiding you.
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But why?
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Why, Mal?
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Because I am the architect
of this deal.
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I mean, how would it look
if you were to lose the job
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I fought so hard
for you to keep?
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I'd be a laughingstock.
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I'm gonna see you
through this,
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because my credibility
is on the line.
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Three Bs?
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You can do it.
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You're sure you're not just
saying this to cheer me up?
256
00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,450
Mallory, think about it.
257
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,850
Have I ever said anything
just to cheer you up?
258
00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:38,780
And so,
my child to be,
259
00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:42,190
it is with great eagerness
and anticipation
260
00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,320
that I await your birth.
261
00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:45,770
Many, um...
262
00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:47,190
Oh.
Just...
263
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,420
Uh, many years of blissful
264
00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:53,650
father/child
interaction await us.
265
00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:57,150
I hope you are
as enthusiastic as I am.
266
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,070
Not a nudge, honey.
267
00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:04,790
I don't understand it.
268
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:07,320
I don't know. Maybe it
doesn't feel like kicking.
269
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,020
Hi, everybody.
Hi.
270
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,290
Hi, kid.
It kicked! It kicked!
271
00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:15,730
Sorry, Dad, I guess you just
don't have the right touch.
272
00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:21,180
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you
273
00:12:21,210 --> 00:12:24,490
the recipient of her
second B in three days,
274
00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:27,360
fighting out
of Tenafly, New Jersey,
275
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,960
at 5'4", 180 pounds...
276
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,860
Ow.
277
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,900
Mallory Keaton.
Whoo, whoo.
278
00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:37,860
STEVEN
That a girl.
279
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:40,130
Way to go, Mal.
Way to go.
280
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,360
Oh, that's terrific, Mal.
281
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,600
English Literature,
282
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,760
Mallory Keaton, B.
283
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,100
Couldn't have done it
without Alex.
284
00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:50,670
No kidding.
285
00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:55,830
I gotta hand it to you, honey.
You've really done well.
286
00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:57,430
I knew you
had it in you.
287
00:12:57,470 --> 00:13:00,870
Who would have thought that
she would be getting Bs?
288
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,330
Admit it, Mal,
it feels good
289
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:05,940
getting mediocre grades,
doesn't it?
290
00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:07,400
Well, yeah.
291
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,740
It's kinda nice
to take a test
292
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:11,520
and actually know
what the questions mean.
293
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,270
That's right.
Only one more midterm to go.
294
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,840
American History,
tomorrow.
295
00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,440
Yep, D-day.
296
00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:22,090
Jennifer,
don't say D-day, okay?
297
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,040
It can be any other
kind of day.
298
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,910
A- day, B-day,
Doris Day.
299
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,440
How much time do we have
before dinner?
300
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,940
I want to get
some studying done.
301
00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,740
Can you believe this?
302
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,510
Studying without threats.
303
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,010
It's a miracle.
304
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,990
Why don't you
take a little break, Mal.
305
00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:40,910
I'm afraid you're
working too hard.
306
00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:43,640
You can, uh...
You can study after dinner.
307
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,040
Well, I can't study tonight.
308
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,910
We're having a big sale
down at the store.
309
00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:49,140
I promised Mrs. Willis
I'd work.
310
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,640
Wait... Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
311
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,680
What do you mean, Mallory,
we can't study tonight?
312
00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,050
I got big plans
for you tonight.
313
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,580
I got practice tests,
314
00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:57,410
I got maps,
I got charts.
315
00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:59,980
We were gonna reenact
the Revolutionary War.
316
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:05,110
I can't, Alex.
Mrs. Willis really needs me.
317
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:06,850
All right, okay,
okay, no problem.
318
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,510
We'll just study
down at the store.
319
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:10,220
You won't be able to get
any work done there.
320
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,380
It's too chaotic.
321
00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:12,820
Dad, Dad it won't be
the first time
322
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:15,780
somebody's had to study
under adverse conditions.
323
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,180
Abe Linc...
Abe Lincoln had to study
324
00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:21,720
in a cold, dark log cabin
by candlelight.
325
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:25,220
Gregor Mendel had to study
in a monastery.
326
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,920
Louis Pasteur,
327
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,890
had to study in French.
328
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:35,750
How hard can it be
329
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:38,860
for Mallory Keaton
to study in a boutique?
330
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:44,220
Coming through. Watch out,
watch out, watch out, watch out.
331
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:46,490
Okay, Mallory.
Next question.
332
00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:48,660
The date
December 21st, 1620,
333
00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:50,790
is important
in American history.
334
00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:52,890
Okay, December 21st, 1620,
335
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,890
the Pilgrims landed in
Plymouth, Massachusetts.
336
00:14:54,930 --> 00:14:56,690
I gotta hang this up.
337
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,760
Oh, and they signed
the Mayflower Compact there.
338
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:00,120
Mallory, I just don't know
339
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,240
if this bathrobe
would fit my daughter.
340
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,330
Would you like me
to try it on for you?
341
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,390
Oh, no.
My Mindy's very petite.
342
00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:08,630
Small-boned, like me.
343
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,830
She's more his size.
344
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,130
Ah.
345
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,860
What do you think,
Mallory?
346
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,500
Well, turn around, Alex.
347
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:20,000
Yeah, walk away
a little bit.
348
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,200
Wait a minute.
What is this?
349
00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:26,260
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, that looks good.
350
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,260
What other colors
does it come in?
351
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,830
Okay, I'll take it
and I'd like to try on
352
00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:31,130
this dress for myself.
353
00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:33,670
Great, great. Right in here.
Oh, thank you.
354
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,170
All right, Mallory.
Back to American History.
355
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,870
Wait, take the robe
off first, Alex.
356
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,730
I can't concentrate
with you in feathers.
357
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:43,500
Oh, Mallory. I need you.
358
00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:44,700
Uh, okay, Mallory,
359
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,900
this one is definitely
gonna be on the test.
360
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:57,840
I think I'm in love.
361
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,570
You guys are gonna get me
in a lot of trouble.
362
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:02,970
Come on, Mallory.
363
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,440
We have got to study.
364
00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:08,090
Now, at the Constitutional
Convention,
365
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:11,670
how many states
were needed to ratify?
366
00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:14,220
Okay, Mallory. I'll take it.
I'm in a hurry.
367
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:17,220
I have to pick up Mindy
at the dermatologist.
368
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:20,380
Excuse me. Would you
please get out of my way.
369
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:23,510
Lady, listen. We got laws
in this country.
370
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,780
Okay, who's next, now?
371
00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:26,110
I am!
372
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,650
Where is she?
373
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,010
The test was supposed
to be over an hour ago.
374
00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:45,350
Alex, you're worrying too much
about your sister.
375
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,680
I never thought
I'd hear myself say that.
376
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,210
I just think
it would be a shame
377
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,850
if she had to
give up that job, that's all.
378
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,150
She...
379
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,020
She was really something
at that sale last night.
380
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,380
You know, I have never
seen Mallory
381
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,780
handle so many things
so well.
382
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,090
She was in
total control.
383
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,580
A human dynamo.
384
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,720
Reminded me of me
when I was her age.
385
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,320
Don't say it, Steven.
386
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,890
Don't say what?
387
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,620
You don't know
what I was going to say.
388
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,460
I've been married
to you for 20 years.
389
00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:36,260
I know exactly what
you were gonna say.
390
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,160
All I was going to say was...
391
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,820
Mallory's been working very hard
392
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,990
and I think we ought
to let her keep the job...
393
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,800
no matter how she does
on the test.
394
00:17:57,030 --> 00:18:00,300
Come on, Steven. We've been
through this so many times.
395
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,560
Whenever we try
to lay down the law,
396
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,830
set some limits,
instill some discipline,
397
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:07,200
you... You just can't
stick with it.
398
00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,570
You fold like
a house of cards.
399
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:14,500
I'm flexible, Elyse.
400
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,530
I happen to be
very proud of that.
401
00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:22,670
Well, this is not the time
402
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,730
for your fabled flexibility.
403
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,530
It's important that we
stick together on this.
404
00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:30,300
You know, join forces,
present a united front.
405
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,470
Elyse, we're parents.
We're not NATO.
406
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,340
Whoa, Mallory.
407
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:40,110
How did we do? How did we do?
How did we do?
408
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:41,970
C- minus.
409
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:43,800
C- minus?
410
00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:47,870
That's lower than a C.
411
00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,470
I'm sorry.
I tried my hardest,
412
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:51,040
but that's the best
I could do.
413
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,270
Sorry, Mal.
414
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:56,870
I'm sorry too.
415
00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:58,870
I let you down, Alex.
416
00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:02,010
No, no, no. I'm the one who
should be apologizing to you.
417
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,010
I tried to help you,
and I failed.
418
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:06,340
I feel terrible.
419
00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:11,580
I have a Social Studies
test coming up.
420
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,380
You could help me.
421
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:16,380
No. No. No. No.
422
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:19,480
I am never helping
anybody again.
423
00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,380
What's the point?
424
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:23,330
You just get burned.
425
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,250
Thanks anyway, Jen.
426
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:29,580
Mallory, wait.
427
00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:31,750
Let's talk about this.
428
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:35,720
Look, even though this didn't
turn out the way you wanted,
429
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,750
I'm proud
of how hard you worked
430
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:40,150
at school
and at the store.
431
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,350
Well, that's all real nice,
but we had a deal.
432
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:46,520
I didn't get the grades,
and now I have to quit.
433
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,980
You really liked
the job, didn't you?
434
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:52,950
I loved it.
435
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,670
You know,
when I'm working there,
436
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,350
I feel like a real person,
you know?
437
00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:59,120
I practically
run the store.
438
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,590
And people come
to me for advice,
439
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:03,220
and I give it to them.
440
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,150
Me.
441
00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:06,520
Dumb little Mallory.
442
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,520
They don't think of me as dumb
little Mallory at the store.
443
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,320
They think of me as
an intelligent,
444
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,060
creative young woman.
445
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,660
I like being
thought of that way.
446
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:26,230
Well, I might as well
get it over with.
447
00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:28,030
I'll call Mrs. Willis.
448
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,560
Mallory, wait. Uh...
449
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:35,730
Why do you
want me to wait?
450
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,230
Well, uh, maybe you
should call her later,
451
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:40,030
when the rates go down.
452
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,760
Mom, the store's
a half a mile away.
453
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,260
So wait 10 minutes.
454
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,360
This is hard
enough as it is.
455
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,870
Let me get this over with.
Let me quit.
456
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,260
Look, see, I...
457
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,230
I think maybe you're
being a little hasty.
458
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:59,070
We should talk
about this some more.
459
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:01,900
Maybe quitting isn't
the right thing to do.
460
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,800
I have to quit.
We made a deal.
461
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,900
Look, the job is too
important for you.
462
00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:09,220
Not as important
as your respect.
463
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,500
Hey... You're not
quitting the job.
464
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:12,870
Yes, I am.
465
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,450
You're not
quitting the job.
466
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,000
Yes, I am.
You're not quitting,
467
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,400
and that's final.
468
00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,340
Maybe you can stop me
from calling now,
469
00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:26,700
but I'll just
stop by the store
470
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:29,070
on my way home
from school tomorrow.
471
00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:31,040
Well, then maybe you won't
go to school tomorrow.
472
00:21:34,870 --> 00:21:38,070
Dad, what's going on?
What's happening to Mom?
473
00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:42,180
I... I think she's having
some, uh... Some second thoughts
474
00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:44,440
about that deal we made.
475
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,110
I don't get it.
476
00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:51,960
Well, your father and I
have been talking,
477
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,610
and maybe we have
been overemphasizing school.
478
00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:57,980
Maybe having a C average
479
00:21:58,010 --> 00:22:00,580
and doing real well
at a job
480
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:04,010
is the same as having
a B average and no job.
481
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:11,210
You mean you want me
to keep the job?
482
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,450
And break
the deal we made?
483
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,020
Well, if it were
up to me, yes.
484
00:22:16,050 --> 00:22:18,980
I mean, you know
how flexible I am.
485
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:21,880
Uh, but I don't know
about your dad.
486
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,780
I mean, you know how
set in his ways he is.
487
00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:34,420
Dad?
488
00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:37,720
Well, your mother's
convinced me.
489
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,050
You're right, Elyse.
490
00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:42,920
We have to
be flexible.
491
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,750
What a fool I've been.
492
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:50,790
All right.
493
00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:52,720
If you want me
to keep the job.
494
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,990
We do. Hm?
495
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,090
You know, kid,
496
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,120
your parents aren't
so bad after all.
497
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,130
It kicked. It heard you.
It kicked.
498
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,390
Oh.
499
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:11,690
A... A rabbi, a priest,
and a nun got on the bus.
500
00:23:11,730 --> 00:23:12,980
It's kicking.
It's kicking.
501
00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:14,230
Oh, no.
Not yet, not yet.
502
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,030
Okay, I've got it.
503
00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:18,290
One test,
winner take all.
504
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,900
Mallory gets 100
or she moves out of the house.
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