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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Oh, Dad, can you
help us out on this?
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This is the 15th
name-your-baby book
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we've gone through.
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We haven't come up
with anything.
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Oh, well, keep trying. You still
have about six weeks.
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Wait a minute.
I've got the name.
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It's been staring us
in the face the whole time.
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What is it?
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Charo.
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Charo Keaton. I like that.
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What if it's a boy?
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Shecky.
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Have you been watching
The Tonight Showagain?
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Of course not, Dad.
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You know I'm not allowed
to stay up that late.
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What about Johnny,
Ed or Doc?
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Come on, come on,
let's, uh,
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take this ice cream
up to your mom
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and try out
some of these names on her.
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Hey, how's she feeling?
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Well, she feels great.
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She wants to get out of bed,
but I told her no.
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The obstetrician wants her
to totally stay off her feet.
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Listen, if we can't
find a name for the baby
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by the time it's born,
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I'll give up "Mallory"
and take "Charo. "
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Hi.
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Hey, Mallory.
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You know, you'd think
that somebody would want
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to give an enterprising
young college student
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a part-time job.
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You got turned down again?
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Yep. Harding National Bank
turned me down today.
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Kinda hurt too.
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It's hard to be rejected
by someone you love.
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Alex, how about
working for Dad?
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Remember he offered you that job
down at the station?
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Mallory, I'm learning how to be
a captain of industry,
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a... A... A powerbroker,
a mover and a shaker.
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You know, Dad is a thoughtful,
sensitive, caring man.
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I could pick up
some bad habits from him.
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I don't think
you have to worry
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about becoming
too sensitive, Alex.
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Can't help it.
I worry about it.
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Anyway, I just don't think
it would look good,
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me working for a nonprofit
organization, you know?
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The, uh... The whole concept of...
Of nonprofit is...
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Ew.
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Alex, I know it would mean a lot
to Dad if you took the job.
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Yeah, well, I'm not gonna
throw in the towel yet, Mallory.
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I had a meeting
with Mrs. Terwilliger
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from Trade Bank of Ohio.
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They said they might
have an opening for me.
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Oh, hey, Alex.
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Hey, Dad. How's Mom?
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Oh, fine, fine.
Just taking it easy.
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Good, good.
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Uh, listen, how'd it go
out there today?
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Any, uh...
Any luck job-hunting?
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Not really.
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Well, there's still an opening
down at the station.
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Really?
Did you hear that, Alex?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What we're looking for
is, uh, someone young,
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someone with new ideas,
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someone whose name
rhymes with "schmalex. "
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Uh, Dad, we've been
through this before.
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It's just not for me.
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Okay, okay.
I'm not pushing.
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I just thought
it'd be fun.
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You know, we could
carpool together,
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coffee breaks, lunch.
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Buy you a new bike.
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Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
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Say, uh, I do have something
that might pique your interest.
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Uh, maybe you'd like to come
in the living room with me
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and watch that new
science special I produced.
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Oxygen: Everybody's
Favorite Gas.
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Oxygen isn't
my favorite gas, Dad.
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Okay, okay. Come on, Mal.
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Me?
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Yeah. Don't you want
to watch my show?
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Oh. Sure.
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Yello. Alex P. Keaton.
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Oh, hi. Mrs. Terwilliger.
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How are things
down at the bank?
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How's the money?
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Keeping it warm?
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Ah. I see.
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Yeah, I see.
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Uh, so, uh,
so that's... That's definite?
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No job, huh?
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No... Uh, well, th...
Thank, anyway.
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Bye-bye.
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Listen, Dad,
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I've been, uh...
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I've been doing
a lot of long, hard thinking
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since we last spoke.
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I've, uh... I've weighed
the pros and the cons,
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I've thought
about my future.
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I tossed in some
emotional factors,
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thought about us
working side by side,
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and I made a decision.
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I'd like to work with you
down at the station.
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You got turned down
by the bank, huh?
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And, uh... And then
in the fourth grade,
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Alex won the spelling bee.
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That's really
exciting, Steven.
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What was the winning word?
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"Foreclosure. "
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Ah.
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But, uh, enough.
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I'm, uh... I'm probably
boring you about Alex.
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Oh, no, no. Not at all.
No, no.
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Well, anyway...
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I just want you to know
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that Alex won't be receiving
any special treatment
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just because he's...
He's my son.
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Fine, fine.
Sure.
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Alex, Alex, come on in.
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Come in, sit down, sit down.
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Here, here,
take my chair, huh?
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Uh, you remember Doris Bradshaw,
Fred Lambert.
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Right. Hi.
Hi, Alex.
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Yup, here he is,
our new production assistant,
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Alex P. Keaton.
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Let's hear it for him.
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I'm real glad
you're here, Alex.
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I got some film down in the
vault needs to be brought up.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, wait a minute, Fred.
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It's his first day.
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Take it easy, will you?
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Give him a chance
to get his bearings.
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One more outburst
like that, Fred...
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Oh, I've learned my lesson.
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Okay, okay.
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What's on
the agenda, Doris?
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The first order of business
is the Menlo project.
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As soon as Richard gets here,
we can hear his report.
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Well, what is
the Menlo project, Dad?
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"What is the Menlo project?"
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Did you ever see
such an inquisitive mind?
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Alex and I drove in together.
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Did I tell you?
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Three times.
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Did you let him
beep the horn?
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The Menlo project
is a documentary
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on an 80-year-old woman
who's fighting city hall.
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If they vote to build
an expressway,
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her house will be demolished
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and she'll end up in a home.
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And?
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That's it.
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Oh.
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Sounds great.
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Hi, gang.
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Richard, you're two hours late.
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What are you
talking about?
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It's 7:30 in the morning.
I'm early.
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It's almost 10:00, Richard.
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Your watch
is broken, again.
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Richard, sit down.
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Hey, Allie, boy,
how you doing?
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Hey, Richard.
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Richard, did you know Alex
is at Leland College now?
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Great, great.
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He's a McKinley fellow.
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Okay, uh,
come on, Richard.
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Uh, bring us up to date
on the Menlo project.
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Oh, Steven, you know, I've done
a great deal of work
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on the Menlo project,
and, uh... uh...
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What is the Menlo project?
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The only project
you're working on.
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The old lady, right?
Right.
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That's her name, Menlo?
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Why...? Why don't we all
go to the projection room
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and look at all
the film we have?
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I'll show you exactly
what I'm looking for, Richard.
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Great idea.
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Hello.
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Well, sure, just a second.
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Alex, it's for you.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Yeah. We'll...
We'll meet you there.
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Uh, yeah, okay.
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Uh, hello.
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Mrs. Terwilliger.
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Yeah, uh...
Yeah, sure I remember you.
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Trade Bank of Ohio.
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What?
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The, uh... The guy you hired
got pneumonia and had to quit?
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Wow. That's...
That's too bad.
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Well... Well the...
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The important thing
is thatyou'rehealthy.
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Uh...
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Me?
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You, uh... You...
You want me?
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Yeah, sure, sure,
I'm... I'm available.
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And I'm healthy.
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Yeah, all...
All right, okay, uh...
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Uh, first thing Monday morning.
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Yeah, I'll be there.
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Thank you, uh, Mrs. T.
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Terwilliger.
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All right, Mom and I
have just gone through
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a bunch of books
and old fairy tales,
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and we think we found
the perfect name for the baby.
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Mm. What is it?
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Sneezy Keaton.
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Sneezy Keaton?
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Yeah, and if it's a boy, Dopey.
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Thanks anyway.
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It's so hard
to please you, Dad.
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You don't like any names
from the fairy tales,
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and you don't like any names
from the classics.
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Jennifer, we are not going
to name our child Moby Keaton.
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All right,
back to the old drawing board.
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Hey.
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Welcome home, coworker.
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## WKS, you're the one ##
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Come on, Alex, sing it.
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Uh, I... I... I don't know
all the words, Dad.
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Don't have to sing the words.
Just, uh, sing the letters WKS.
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## W ##
W.
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## K ##
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## S ##
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Oh, man, I don't think I've ever
enjoyed a day's work
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as much as I've enjoyed
this day with you, Alex.
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Oh, same here, Dad.
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Hey, I thought we'd
go in about, uh, 5:30,
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6:00 tomorrow morning so
you can meet the cleaning staff.
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They're gonna love ya.
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## WKS ##
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This is great, Alex.
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Dad's happy,
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and you're out of the house
more often, so I'm happy.
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Yeah, well, uh, don't get
too used to it, Mallory,
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because the, uh,
honeymoon is over.
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What do you mean?
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Mrs. Terwilliger
from the bank called.
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Great news. The guy they hired
came down with pneumonia.
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How'd you give it to him?
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I didn't touch him.
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00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:01,370
It was just dumb luck.
260
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,840
Well, you can't take that job.
261
00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,380
You made a commitment to Dad.
262
00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:06,440
That job at the bank
is gonna be
263
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,440
a great learning
experience for me.
264
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,540
I'm gonna be one desk
away from the vault.
265
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,940
I'm gonna be able
to smell the money
266
00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:16,080
from where I'm sitting.
267
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,110
I don't care, Alex.
You made a commitment.
268
00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:20,110
You should stick to it.
Oh, come on, Mallory,
269
00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:22,010
don't make such
a big deal about this.
270
00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:23,880
I really don't think it matters
that much to Dad
271
00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,680
that I'm working at the station.
272
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,150
Alex, uh...
273
00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,620
I was gonna give you
this tomorrow,
274
00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:31,180
but I couldn't wait.
275
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,210
Oh.
276
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:37,650
Uh, "Alex P. Keaton,
Production Assistant. "
277
00:11:37,690 --> 00:11:39,580
It'll look great
on your desk.
278
00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:41,080
I don't have a desk.
279
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,690
Just carry it around with you.
280
00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:48,420
Sure.
281
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,920
I got a great idea.
282
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,290
I'm gonna go get the camera
and take a picture of you.
283
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,860
With the nameplate.
284
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,120
Hey, you're right, Alex.
285
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,790
It doesn't mean
that much to him.
286
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,620
Mallory.
287
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:07,760
I gotta do
the right thing.
288
00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:10,130
You're gonna stick
with the job?
289
00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:12,460
No. I'm gonna
write him a letter,
290
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,760
tell him I quit.
291
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,130
A letter?
292
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,760
Isn't that a little cold, Alex?
293
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,130
No, no. It doesn't have to be.
294
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,430
I mean, what could be warmer?
295
00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:22,830
A... A son writing a letter
to his dad.
296
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:26,130
To whom it may concern...
297
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,800
Alex.
298
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,360
A little too cold.
299
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,970
Yeah.
300
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,530
Dear...
301
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:36,070
Sir.
302
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,770
Hold it, Mr. Keaton!
303
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,170
Alex.
304
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,510
Oh, Dad, sorry. You're busy.
I can come back.
305
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:53,870
No, no, come on in.
Don't be silly.
306
00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:56,010
This is one of the advantages
of working together.
307
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,670
I get to see you
all the time now.
308
00:12:58,770 --> 00:12:59,970
How was school today?
309
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,970
Uh, it was...
It was okay.
310
00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,640
What'd you learn?
311
00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:07,410
Uh, well, I had a class
in, uh, advanced astrophysics.
312
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,610
Fill me in.
313
00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:11,940
Dad, it's... It's not exactly
the kind of thing
314
00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:14,240
that I can explain in...
In one sitting.
315
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,410
Boy, this is great.
316
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,330
You and I,
a couple of coworkers,
317
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,210
sitting around
chewing the fat.
318
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,280
What's that?
319
00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:28,410
Uh, it's the mail.
320
00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:30,250
Mail?
321
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,680
Yeah. It was just delivered
when you turned around.
322
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:35,950
Thanks, Mr. Dugan!
323
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,070
Nice guy.
324
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,860
And fast.
325
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,580
Oh, boss.
326
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:45,090
I hate to have to hit you with
this so close to quitting time.
327
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,090
Richard, it's 2:30.
328
00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:49,420
What's the problem?
329
00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:51,320
Oh, look, I can't begin
to tell you about this...
330
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,590
Big trouble, Steve.
331
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,590
That piece on Mrs. Menlo
has to air tomorrow night,
332
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,320
and Richard hasn't
even started editing it.
333
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,890
What?
I got a scoop for you, Steven.
334
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,890
That piece on Mrs. Menlo
has to air tomorrow night,
335
00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:01,820
and Richard hasn't
even started editing it.
336
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:03,920
I can come back.
337
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,160
Wait, Richard.
338
00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:07,720
You told me this show
was as good as done.
339
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,160
I didn't lie. It's as good now
as it will be when it's done.
340
00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:12,130
Stop making excuses.
341
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,560
All right.
342
00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:14,890
Why don't we all
admit it?
343
00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:17,230
We're too tired to discuss
this now, right? Right.
344
00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:18,590
It's 4:00 in the morning.
345
00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:20,510
Let's take care of it tomorrow.
346
00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:22,360
It is 2:30 in the afternoon,
347
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,160
and we have to take care
of it now.
348
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,230
Get out of here, Richard.
349
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,730
Okay. I'm going.
350
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,170
It'll still be called
a Rich Grasso production?
351
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,430
Get out of here.
352
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,830
Any of the rest of you
behind in your projects?
353
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:38,430
No, no, no, sir.
354
00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:39,800
Okay, Fred,
get the studio ready,
355
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,870
alert the guys in the
sound department, call the lab.
356
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:43,500
Uh, Doris, uh,
get the film together,
357
00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:44,900
get a Moviola up here,
358
00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,630
uh, start working
on some promos.
359
00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:49,000
Oh. What's our deadline if we
have to air tomorrow night?
360
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,040
Six a. m.
361
00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:55,110
Alex, you... You might as well
go on home.
362
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,110
I'm gonna be here all night.
363
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:11,170
What'd you do that for?
364
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,840
Uh, well, it was just
my way of saying
365
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,980
that I would like to stay
and help you out.
366
00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:16,650
Okay.
367
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,240
Okay.
368
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,730
You can start by, uh,
calling a locksmith.
369
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,180
We don't have a key
for those cabinets.
370
00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:30,250
A city.
371
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,920
America's last frontier.
372
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:35,980
Ah, no, no.
373
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,550
That's... That's not right.
374
00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:40,950
Town, country,
375
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,870
cit... Cit... No, no.
376
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,750
Maybe if it rhymed.
377
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,240
Hot...
378
00:15:48,270 --> 00:15:50,150
town.
379
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,120
Summer in the city.
380
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,160
Back of my neck
getting dirty and...
381
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:01,120
Nah, that's no good.
382
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:05,960
Dad. I found the perfect music
to go with what you're writing.
383
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,990
It's... It's subtle, it's quiet,
384
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,090
it's restrained.
385
00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:12,360
Listen to this
against your picture.
386
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,930
Huh? What do you think?
387
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,360
It would have been great for
the oxygen show, wake people up.
388
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,500
Ah, come on, Alex. Come on.
389
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:28,560
What...? What is at stake here?
390
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,260
What is the single
most important thing
391
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,670
in the world to people?
392
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,570
Money.
393
00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:35,760
Not in that area.
394
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,930
Something, uh...
Something more emotional.
395
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,570
Jewels.
396
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,050
Look, Alex,
this is not about money.
397
00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:44,470
Yeah, yeah,
it is about money, Dad.
398
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,170
See, everybody else
in this neighborhood
399
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,500
did the logical thing.
400
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,770
They went for the payoff.
401
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,870
Mrs. Menlo is the only one
who put up a fight.
402
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,700
All right. Wait. Look.
403
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,540
That is the difference,
isn't it?
404
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:58,140
It... It... The difference
in her principles.
405
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,570
All right.
Watch this, Alex.
406
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,140
Now, this is Mrs. Menlo.
407
00:17:04,070 --> 00:17:05,640
What the hell are you doing?
408
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,770
You're standing on my daisies,
you jerk.
409
00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:10,340
Move it, or you'll be
choking on that camera.
410
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:11,870
Hi. I'm Rich Grasso,
411
00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:13,810
and I'm here with
Mrs. Florence Menlo.
412
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,150
Oh, by the way, Mrs. Menlo,
do you know what time it is?
413
00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,080
What?
414
00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:22,540
Instead of narration,
415
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:25,880
we start with Mrs. Menlo's
voice over the film.
416
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,110
That's good.
417
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,410
I mean, that is good.
418
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,120
You know what you're
doing here, Dad.
419
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,680
Why, thank you, Alex.
420
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,650
Ah, it's still not right.
421
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:42,650
Its... It's one-dimensional.
422
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,170
I don't know.
423
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,650
It... It needs...
424
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,250
More sex?
425
00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:51,100
More sex?
426
00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:52,890
Sorry.
427
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,690
Personal preference.
428
00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,690
Oh, I got an idea.
429
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:04,090
I liked it the way it was.
430
00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:05,760
Well, I liked it too.
431
00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:08,430
But I know I'll like it better
when he's done.
432
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,160
Why? What do you mean?
433
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,460
He's good.
434
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,560
In fact, he's the best
I've ever worked with.
435
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,090
Really?
436
00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:17,360
You know, everybody around here
has nothing but respect
437
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,860
for the work your father does.
438
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,430
Really?
439
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:22,630
Well, we've always liked him.
440
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:24,060
Yeah.
441
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,900
He likes you too.
442
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,970
Boy, you ought to hear
the way he talks about you.
443
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,830
"Alex scored
two goals yesterday,"
444
00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:31,980
or, "Alex just won this award,"
445
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:34,100
or, "Alex loaned me 20 bucks. "
446
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,200
He talks about me a lot, huh?
447
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,430
Try all the time.
448
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:42,270
Okay, okay, I think
this should do it.
449
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,770
Oh, what have you got, Dad?
450
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,200
Some film of the neighborhood
451
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,320
when the house
was first being built.
452
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:49,400
Mrs. Menlo was there
in the beginning,
453
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,740
she's still there now.
454
00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:52,400
The living history
of the neighborhood,
455
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,670
the heart and soul of it.
456
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:55,670
Yeah, but it's 4 a. m.
now, Steve.
457
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:57,070
We only got two hours left.
458
00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:58,610
I don't think
we're gonna make it.
459
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,270
We'll make it.
460
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:03,710
We'll make it, Doris. Thanks.
461
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,640
Well...
462
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,090
I think we did it.
463
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:14,470
Yeah, we sure did.
464
00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:15,980
I'm not tired. Are you?
465
00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,610
Uh-uh. Nope. Nope.
466
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,910
I am not gonna sleep
until this show airs tonight.
467
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:20,880
Okay.
468
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,680
Hey. Buy you breakfast?
469
00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:25,310
No. No, I'm taking you out
for breakfast.
470
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:27,680
No, as a matter of fact,
I'm gonna make you breakfast.
471
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:39,350
Hey, Dad, what'll it be, uh,
Froot Loops or granola?
472
00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:41,520
Or we could, uh,
mix them together,
473
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:42,850
have Granola Loops.
474
00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:47,350
Uh, what are you reading, Dad?
475
00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:48,650
A letter from you.
476
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:50,790
Uh, don't read that, okay?
Here, uh... Here, read this.
477
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,390
It says here you can get
a free space ring.
478
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:53,850
Check it out.
479
00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:56,050
I read the letter, Alex.
480
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:59,190
Uh, you, uh,
read the whole thing?
481
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:02,360
Listen, Alex, if you don't want
to work at the station anymore,
482
00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:03,660
I understand.
483
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:05,520
No, Dad, you don't understand.
484
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,430
Maybe I pushed this on you.
485
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:09,490
Maybe I wanted it too much.
486
00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:11,530
Dad, I can explain this letter.
487
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,990
Alex, when I was, uh, 18,
488
00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:16,660
my father asked me to work
in his dry-cleaning store.
489
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,060
It was the last thing
I wanted to do,
490
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,730
but I took the job.
491
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,930
I pressed collars and cuffs
10, 12 hours a day
492
00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,760
in 100-degree heat.
493
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,760
To this day,
I don't eat pressed duck.
494
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,870
My, uh, dad used to spit
on his iron and say,
495
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,770
"Someday there'll be
a sign out front that says
496
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,070
Keaton and Son. "
497
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,050
But, uh...
498
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:42,030
he knew.
499
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,930
Yeah.
500
00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:48,100
Yeah, I'll... I'll probably make
my son work for me too.
501
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,900
Force him to be
secretary of state.
502
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,870
You know, when I was a little...
Little kid...
503
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:04,270
you'd always go off to work,
504
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:07,440
and... And I never really knew
or... Or understood
505
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,510
or even cared
what you did.
506
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:13,210
You know, I had to lie
to the other kids.
507
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,410
I... I told them
you were a cowboy.
508
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,280
Sorry I didn't have
a more exciting job.
509
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:22,610
No, see, that's not the point.
510
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:26,210
You could've had the most
exciting job in the world.
511
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,280
You... You could've worked
in a bank.
512
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:34,050
And it wouldn't have
mattered to me.
513
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,980
I wouldn't have been able to get
excited about my dad's job
514
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,350
no matter what.
515
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,150
I remember the first time I
brought you down to the station.
516
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:43,780
You were about, uh,
5 years old.
517
00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:46,250
You loved it at first,
until you saw the sign,
518
00:21:46,290 --> 00:21:50,320
"WKS, a nonprofit
corporation. "
519
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,450
And you started to cry.
520
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,590
You... You couldn't read,
521
00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:00,720
but somehow you sensed
what it meant.
522
00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:07,590
Yeah, well, uh...
523
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:10,430
I am beginning to see some
of the appeal of it now.
524
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,230
You know, you're great
at what you do.
525
00:22:15,030 --> 00:22:17,860
And it was, uh...
526
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:20,500
It was really something
to watch you work.
527
00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:23,100
Well, you weren't so bad
yourself. Hm?
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