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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Yo, blackjack.
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Again? You've beaten me
14 out of 15 hands.
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Course I beat ya, Jennifer.
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I'm playing with the Alex Keaton
blackjack system.
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It's the work of a genius.
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Okay, I've watched enough.
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I think I got the hang of it.
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Now, deal me in.
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Okay. Ladies
and gentlemen,
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place your bets.
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One for the little lady.
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One for the little man.
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And one for the house.
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Mallory?
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Hit me.
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Again.
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Again.
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Again.
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Wai... Wai... W-W-Wait a minute.
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Mallory, you got 46 showing.
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So? Doesn't high man win?
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For the last time, Mallory,
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the object in blackjack
is to obtain a hand
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having a value greater
than the dealer's hand,
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but without being
over 21.
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Hit me, Jen.
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Yo, eight. I needed that.
Twenty-one.
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Seventeen. You win again, Alex.
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I'm tellin' ya Jennifer,
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My system is gonna
help Mom and Dad
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break the bank
in Atlantic City.
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Forget it, Alex.
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Mom and Dad are not
going to gamble.
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Alex, The only reason
we're even going on this trip
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is 'cause Mom
has to give a speech
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to a bunch of architects
at some convention.
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This trip is
all business to her.
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In Atlantic City
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Peaches and cream
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Haven't you guys gotten that
out of your system yet?
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Mallory, we...
We're in a good mood.
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We're gonna go
to Atlantic City.
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It's the most exciting place
on the East Coast.
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It's so rich
in history.
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The old hotels,
the beaches,
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the boardwalk!
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Gambling.
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Mom, don't forget gambling.
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No gambling for us, Alex.
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I still have to work to do
on my speech.
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That's gonna take up
most of my free time.
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I wouldn't say
no gambling, Elyse.
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This is Atlantic City,
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Las Vegas of
the Eastern Seaboard.
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We wanna give that
ol' Keaton luck a try
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Have you ever gambled
and won?
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Never.
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Th... That is like
throwing money out the window.
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Yes, but that's
less entertaining.
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Oh, there's the cab.
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Let's go.
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In Atlantic City...
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Isn't this
a great room, Elyse?
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You can really smell
the fresh ocean air.
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Mm-hm.
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Does it make you feel...
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...the way it makes me feel?
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I don't know. Do you feel
like going over any notes?
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I was hoping, at this stage
of our relationship,
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that wouldn't be necessary.
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Oh.
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I- I'm sorry, Steven.
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I was thinking about
my presentation.
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I'm a little nervous
about it.
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Maybe this'll
help you relax.
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It might.
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I told you we
should've knocked first.
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That wouldn't have
stopped 'em anyway.
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So how do you two
like your room?
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Great, but why do they have
mirrors on the ceiling?
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Steven, they have our room.
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I... I mean...
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Uh, the, uh...
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Th-the mirrors
on the ceiling are for, uh...
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when in case you break your legs
and you wanna comb your hair.
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Look, Mom. Tom Jones
is appearing in this very hotel.
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Oh, maybe we can see his show.
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Better yet, I might see him
in the lobby or something.
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Room service, please.
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Jennifer, I thought
we made it clear,
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we have to economize
this trip.
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No room service.
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We don't need
room service, Jen.
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It's so expensive.
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We can eat great
and save a small fortune
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with this coupon book
the travel agency sent.
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Look at this:
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Breakfast
for the five of us,
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all you can eat
for $1.50.
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This says we
have to eat breakfast
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between 3:30 and 4:00
in the morning.
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It'll work out fine. Look.
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We'll set the alarm for 3:15.
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We'll... W-We'll go downstairs
and eat a huge breakfast,
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and if we really wolf it down,
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you'll be back
in your bed by 4:00.
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Okay, guys and dolls,
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I have condensed the entire
Alex Keaton blackjack system
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into 98 simple steps.
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Here you go, Mom.
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Alex, I do not want
to spend my weekend
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sitting in some dark,
smoky room
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with some desperate,
driven gamblers
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just obsessed with the idea
of making a few miserable bucks
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by the luck of the draw.
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Why not?
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Oh, my God!
There he is!
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That's Tom Jones!
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Look! Look!
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That is not
Tom Jones, Mallory.
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I think I know what Tom Jones
looks like, Jennifer. Thank you.
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Then why is he
getting into the city bus?
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Maybe he wants to go somewhere.
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You ever think of that?
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He's getting into
the driver's seat, Mallory.
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Well, that doesn't
prove anything, Jennifer.
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Give it up, Mallory.
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Look, what do you say
we all go
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for a walk
on the boardwalk, huh?
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The boardwalk
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The boardwalk
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Wait. Wai... Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Where are you going?
You forgot your cards.
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What, what, what,
what cards?
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The Alex Keaton
blackjack system.
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Alex, we're going
for a walk.
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The boardwalk
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Yeah, well, look. Th... There are
blackjack tables on the way.
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Maybe we can play
one or two hands, Elyse.
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Well, okay, but I wanna
get back soon
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so I can get my work done.
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Okay, Dad, always remember:
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split aces and eights,
never split picture cards,
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always double down
on nines, tens, and 11s.
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Okay, you got that?
Got it.
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Mom, run that back to me.
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Alex!
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All right. We'll get it
in the elevator.
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You gotta
double down...
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I know. I know.
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Whoa.
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Look at this, Dad.
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Fortunes won and lost.
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Hearts broken,
lives ruined,
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free drinks.
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Thisis what America
is all about.
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Thank you,
Thomas Jefferson.
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Whoa, Dad.
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Mom, I'm hungry.
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Oh, can I get some ice cream?
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Oh, in a few minutes, honey.
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Your dad and I are gonna play
a couple hands of blackjack
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and then we'll
go have a snack.
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Hey, hey, Mom. Mom, look,
what are you doing?
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Every second you delay
means interest lost
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on the money
we're gonna win.
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Oh, there's Tom Jones!
There's Tom Jones!
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He's coming this way.
Here he comes.
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Good call, Mal.
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Looked like him
from a distance, Alex.
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Come on, Elyse.
You wanna give it a try?
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Well, we might as well
get it over with.
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Now, You guys stay behind
the rope, here,
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and don't get in any trouble.
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I'm sorry, but only people
over 21 admitted.
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Oh, well,
I'll stay back here.
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Dealer has 21.
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What do you think
I should do, Elyse?
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Oh, don't ask me, Steven.
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I can only
think about my speech.
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Stick.
Hm?
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Didn't you read the cards
that Alex gave you?
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Since the deck is rich in tens,
you've gotta stick,
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figuring the dealer's four
will bust him.
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You heard her. Stick.
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Twenty-three. A bust.
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Hey, we won.
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Come on, let's cash in
those chips.
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Oh, come one, Elyse, why don't
you just play one game?
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Well, oh, all right.
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Come on.
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Guess it'd be silly to come
all the way to Atlantic City
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and not play one hand
of blackjack.
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Hey, Mom. How's it going?
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Remember: If the dealer has
a four, five, or six showing,
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you wanna stick on 12.
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If he's got three...
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...hit to 13.
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Seven or above,
hit to 17.
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It's great to see
a mother and son
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enjoying a common interest.
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Okay, see, the dealer
has a picture.
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Hit.
Hit.
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Stick.
Stick.
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17 for the dealer.
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Hey, hey, we win.
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I gotta get in on this.
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Hi.
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How you doing?
I'm big Al from Vegas.
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Vinnie says hello.
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Excuse me, son,
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didn't I tell you
you weren't allowed here?
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Who, me? No, you've never
seen me before.
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I'm just here with my wife
and my brother-in-law.
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Nice try, kid.
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See you later, hon.
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Blackjack!
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Oh.
Whoo!
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On that note,
let's call it a day.
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Come on, honey.
Let's hit the boardwalk.
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Can it, Steven.
We're not going anywhere.
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Hit me over here.
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Stick.
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Hit here, but be gentle.
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Ooh. Soft 16. Hit me again.
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Ooh. Stick.
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Hit me over here on the end.
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Stick. Thanks, Eddie.
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My pleasure, Elyse.
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The lady wins on all three.
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Whoo!
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Way to go, Mom.
Hang in there.
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How you doing?
Nice to see you.
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You've won quite a bit
of money, Elyse.
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Why don't we just
cash in now?
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Oh, Steven, everything
is under control, baby.
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One more hour
and we are in Fat City.
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Okay, now, Eddie,
I'm doubling my bets.
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Be nice to me.
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Mom, can I
go backstage
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and hang around
Tom Jones' dressing room?
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Sure, honey.
Say hi to Tom for me.
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Mom, I'm really getting hungry.
264
00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:20,670
Here's $10,
get yourself some ice cream.
265
00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:23,610
Mom, uh, I saw this girl
in the lobby...
266
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,310
Okay. Stick, stick,
267
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,540
hit me here.
268
00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:33,740
Whoo! Perfecto.
269
00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:36,310
Bust.
270
00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:37,710
The lady wins again.
271
00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:42,380
Sixty-one, 62...
272
00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:44,610
63.
Whoo.
273
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,610
Mom, you ready
for this?
274
00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:47,860
I'm ready!
275
00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,040
I'm ready!
276
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,580
You have won...
277
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:56,040
1,263 bucks.
278
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,010
Whoo!
Mom, we did it!
279
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,380
Mom, are we rich?
280
00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:03,680
No, we're not rich.
281
00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:04,940
We're well-to-do.
282
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,440
Oh, am I glad
you didn't quit, Elyse.
283
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,410
That was an incredible
string of luck.
284
00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:11,380
This is great.
285
00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:13,780
Okay, Mom.
All right, listen.
286
00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:16,050
You're on a roll. You're playing
with the casino's money.
287
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,080
Nothing can stop you now.
288
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,750
At this point,
the Keaton system
289
00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:19,910
takes a quantum leap.
290
00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:21,980
We being quadrupling
all the bets.
291
00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:24,280
Hold it, hold it, you're not
going back down there
292
00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:25,410
to play again, are you?
293
00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:27,110
She can't play up here, Dad.
294
00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:28,750
Can't play up here, Steve.
295
00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:30,810
What were you saying?
I'm gonna quadruple my...
296
00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:32,280
No, wait. Elyse.
297
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:34,130
May I interject here, please?
298
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,910
What... What's a matter, Steven?
299
00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:38,060
Well, Why don't we just quit
while we're ahead?
300
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,160
There are plenty of other things
to do here.
301
00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:42,210
Uh, go see the old boardwalk,
the beaches,
302
00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:43,400
salt water taffy.
303
00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:44,510
It's a beautiful day.
304
00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:45,910
Let's get out in the fresh air.
305
00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:51,520
When you're back
down in the pit, Mom,
306
00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:53,750
don't let anything
distract you.
307
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,270
All I see are the cards,
308
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,710
all I hear is the dealer.
309
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,610
I'm glad I made such
an impression on you.
310
00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:02,650
You're supposed to give
a presentation in three hours.
311
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,350
I am way ahead of you, Steven.
312
00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:05,510
I'll change clothes now,
313
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,110
take the papers down to
the table with me,
314
00:12:07,150 --> 00:12:09,800
and I'll go to the conference
straight from there.
315
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,450
All right, I think...
316
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,420
Yes?
317
00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:14,750
You ordered
room service, sir.
318
00:12:14,790 --> 00:12:15,750
I don't think so.
319
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:17,080
I ordered a snack, honey.
320
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,420
Come on in.
321
00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:24,720
Over there.
322
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,350
Can't lose.
I can't lose.
323
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:41,920
Keep 'em comin', Eddie.
Keep 'em comin'.
324
00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:44,250
Hi, Elyse.
Remember me?
325
00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:45,750
Steven, what are
you doing here?
326
00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:47,920
I thought you took the girls
for a walk on the boardwalk.
327
00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:50,320
Uh, I did. We've been gone
for over two hours.
328
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,580
It was that long?
329
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:54,120
Hit. Stick. Stick. Hit. Stick.
330
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,690
Glad to see you,
Steven.
331
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,490
The lady wins again.
332
00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,650
Whoo!
333
00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,550
Still winning, huh?
334
00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:05,650
Oh, Steven, I wanna move here,
to Atlantic City.
335
00:13:05,690 --> 00:13:06,720
Oh, S...
336
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,420
The salt air,
the chips.
337
00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:12,820
The kids could go to school
right here in the casino.
338
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,420
And They could learn
the three Rs:
339
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,950
reading, 'riting, and roulette.
340
00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,820
Bets down, Elyse.
341
00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:21,450
Oh. Uh, 50...
342
00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,590
Wait. 50... $50 on one hand?
343
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:27,090
Uh. No, That's $50
on each of five hands.
344
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,660
Oh, I see. On each of...
345
00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:31,120
five hands?
346
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,160
Dealer has blackjack.
347
00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,420
Elyse, you just lost $250.
348
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,070
Oh, come on, Dad.
We can't win every hand.
349
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,690
That's why they call it
a game of chance.
350
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,760
I know that Alex.
351
00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:42,990
What are you
doing over here?
352
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,520
I kinda got swept in here
by the crowd.
353
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,190
Let's just see if they can
sweep you back over there, okay?
354
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,790
Yeah.
355
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:53,160
Mom? Psst, Mom?
356
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:54,340
What is it?
357
00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:55,460
Mom, it's 6:00.
358
00:13:55,490 --> 00:13:56,860
Isn't it time
for your conference?
359
00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:58,060
My what?
That's right.
360
00:13:58,090 --> 00:13:59,820
Your conference
is about to start.
361
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,060
You know, the main reason
we came out here.
362
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:08,090
Mallory, go up to
the Palisades convention room.
363
00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:10,090
There'll be about 400
architects there.
364
00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:11,220
Tell 'em you're my daughter.
365
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,460
Read 'em this speech.
366
00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,730
Mom, I don't know anything
about architecture.
367
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,130
Well, how do you expect
to learn unless you try.
368
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,390
Let me know how it goes.
369
00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:23,590
We flew halfway across
the country for you to speak
370
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,560
to this convention.
371
00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,090
It'll be a big honor for you.
372
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:27,590
It'll be a big honor
for Mallory.
373
00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:30,430
Okay. I'm gonna stick with 20.
374
00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,310
17, 17, 13, 13.
375
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:34,130
The lady holds.
376
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,510
The dealer has 13,
and 8 is 21.
377
00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:40,860
You just lost
another $250, Elyse.
378
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:41,890
Th... That was my eight!
379
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:43,880
I- I would've had 21
with that eight.
380
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:45,830
Hey, hey, Mom, Mom, Mom.
Don't panic.
381
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:47,230
Here's what you do.
382
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,600
Okay, kid, what are you
doing here?
383
00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:51,860
I'm, uh, studying
to be a pit boss
384
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,100
and I wanted to learn
from the best.
385
00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:55,460
No, huh?
386
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,730
I'm outta here.
387
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,390
Come on, Elyse.
Make this the last hand.
388
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:03,330
We still have enough money
for a nice dinner.
389
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,600
The lady's a loser.
390
00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,380
I wasn't hungry anyway.
391
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:09,130
I don't understand, Steven.
392
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,500
Bets up, Elyse.
393
00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,230
How's Mom doing?
394
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,900
Oh, don't be
so negative, Jennifer.
395
00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:18,980
Her luck will change.
396
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,900
Worse than I thought.
397
00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:22,230
Mom? Mom?
398
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,500
What is it?
399
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:26,100
Um, this woman here
liked your speech.
400
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:29,030
She has a-a-a question about
the relative advantages
401
00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:31,070
of wind power
over solar power.
402
00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:33,660
Wind power's better.
403
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,030
Uh, use it. You'll love it.
404
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:39,020
Hit me.
An ace.
405
00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,860
I'll stick with 20.
406
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:45,000
Fifteen, six is 21.
Lady's a loser.
407
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,100
The lady's not a loser.
408
00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:48,070
She lost a hand, that's all.
409
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,530
Bets up, please.
410
00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:50,970
Ooh.
411
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,630
Alex. I need some more money.
412
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:55,570
I- I-I can't get even
on $2.00 bets.
413
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,470
Look, Mom,
why don't you take a break.
414
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,070
You're losing
your concentration.
415
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,270
I don't need a break, Alex.
416
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,550
I need more money.
417
00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:02,800
Mallory, Mallory.
418
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,030
What is it?
419
00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:06,000
Uh, give me all the money
you've got on you.
420
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,650
Mom, I don't have any.
421
00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:09,230
Elyse, that is it.
422
00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,570
We are getting
out of here right now.
423
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,120
Uh, yoo-hoo!
424
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:14,530
Yoo-hoo!
425
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,870
Remember me?
426
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,770
You liked my speech
on wind power and architecture?
427
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,370
Could I borrow $20?
428
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,670
Mom, listen. Look.
429
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,600
There... There are still
a few bugs in my system.
430
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,900
So why don't you take a break.
Relax. Have something to eat.
431
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,200
Will you quit
bothering me, Alex?
432
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,970
You're not even
supposed to be in here.
433
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,340
Henry! Henry, uh, would you
come over here, please?
434
00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:35,670
There's someone underage
bothering the players.
435
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:36,940
Never mind, Mom.
436
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,470
Come on, Eddie. Deal.
437
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,970
Elyse, I'm taking
the girls upstairs.
438
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,970
Wha...? Oh... Ss...
439
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,620
What...? Who is it?
440
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,010
It's me, Alex.
441
00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:03,870
Alex, what time is it?
442
00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:05,470
Three-thirty.
443
00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:07,010
I couldn't sleep.
444
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,840
Guess you couldn't
either, huh?
445
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:13,070
I might have dozed
for a minute.
446
00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:14,540
What's going on?
447
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,770
Nothing.
448
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:17,840
Dad and I couldn't sleep.
449
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,210
Guess you guys
couldn't either, huh?
450
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,110
Not since you got here.
451
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,810
Hasn't mom come back yet,
at all?
452
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,110
Nope. I Went down to the casino
about two hours ago,
453
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:28,480
she was still playing.
454
00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:29,770
You know, Dad, uh...
455
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:32,640
I kind of feel
responsible for this.
456
00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:36,110
If I hadn't pushed you and Mom
so hard to gamble,
457
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:38,580
none of this
would have happened.
458
00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:41,010
It's not really
your fault, Alex.
459
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,910
Yeah. You're right.
460
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,480
Mom went nuts.
461
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,780
Elyse.
462
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:52,910
Uh, I-I didn't expect
you'd all be up.
463
00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:54,770
We couldn't sleep.
464
00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:56,240
Just come from the casino?
465
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,210
I left the casino
about an hour ago.
466
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,710
The bottom fell out, Steven.
467
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,660
I see.
468
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,310
So, uh...
469
00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:09,540
I- I took a stroll
along the boardwalk.
470
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:10,980
471
00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:12,980
You'll... You'll forgive me
if I'm not in the mood
472
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,140
for a sing-along right now.
473
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,610
I... I forgive you.
474
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:17,910
I'm sorry, honey,
but I saw this coming.
475
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,340
You got seduced by the thrill
of getting rich quick,
476
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,880
and you totally
lost all perspective,
477
00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:24,510
you fell right
into their trap.
478
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:25,910
You win big for awhile,
479
00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:29,410
but inevitably the odds
catch up with you.
480
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:32,510
So how much did you lose?
481
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:34,350
Oh...
482
00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:36,780
Steven...
483
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:40,450
I won almost $2,000.
484
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:46,450
Hello.
485
00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:50,680
Mallory, if I'm dreaming,
please don't wake me up.
486
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,880
You have my word.
487
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:52,950
Elyse, I don't get it.
488
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:53,950
You said...
489
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,260
Th... The bottom falling out.
490
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,510
It did fall out,
Steven.
491
00:18:58,550 --> 00:19:01,350
An hour ago, I-I was sitting
at that table,
492
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:04,110
and I'd just won my 18th
consecutive hand.
493
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:06,910
And the dealer handed me
a stack of chips that big.
494
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:09,620
There was more money than I'd
ever seen in my life before.
495
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:11,250
And at that moment,
496
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:15,120
I never felt more empty
or alone...
497
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,450
in my life.
498
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,580
You weren't alone.
You had the chips.
499
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,870
Th... Th... Then I
tried to think about...
500
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:26,850
what this weekend
was supposed to mean.
501
00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,650
The conference,
for one thing.
502
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,380
You know, I-I had
an opportunity to...
503
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,480
To present an exciting
and innovative paper
504
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,180
to my fellow architects.
505
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,720
A paper I'd spent
months preparing.
506
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,820
And I gave it all away.
507
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:42,580
And then I...
508
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,920
I thought about you guys
509
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:49,820
and how I'd ignored you
510
00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:52,650
and mistreated you.
511
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:56,290
I just turned away
from my family
512
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,890
so that I could
win more money.
513
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,990
It's okay, honey. It's okay.
514
00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:05,450
Mom...
515
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,890
what you did
was terrible.
516
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,890
We're rich!
We're rich!
517
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,120
It was so scary, Steven.
518
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:23,720
The only thing I lived for
was my next blackjack hand.
519
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,150
Let's just call it
temporary insanity.
520
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:27,350
I'm glad it's all over.
521
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,190
Mom, you look awful.
522
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,050
Let's get some room service
up here,
523
00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:33,850
And then we'll all
feel a lot better.
524
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,890
Yeah, Jen. Do you want
to call or should I?
525
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,320
No. No. No room service.
526
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,690
Why not, Mom?
We're rich.
527
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,520
Yeah... No, see,
you don't understand.
528
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,550
We are not rich.
529
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:46,420
We are not even well-to-do.
530
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,620
Come on, Mom.
531
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,320
Uh, We are not high rollers
like you are.
532
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,990
To us, 2000 bucks is rich.
533
00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:54,050
No, but you see,
534
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:57,220
this money isn't
ours anymore.
535
00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:58,460
What do you mean?
536
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:02,570
Well, after I left
the blackjack table,
537
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,920
I- I put the money
in the hotel safe
538
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,260
and I went for a stroll
on the boardwalk.
539
00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:11,560
And about a mile away
I found a Midnight Mission,
540
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:16,160
and I went in,
and I pledged $2000 to them.
541
00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:22,290
All of this?
542
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,790
No. This is 1800.
543
00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:28,090
We owe the other 200.
544
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:33,330
Let me see if
I hear you correctly, Elyse.
545
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:38,120
You won $1800
playing blackjack,
546
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:42,530
and we are in debt for $200
to the Midnight Mission.
547
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,290
That's right.
548
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:46,590
We're poor.
We're poor.
549
00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:52,430
Okay. Okay,
Let's not panic here.
550
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:55,200
I don't think any pledge
made at 3:30 in the morning
551
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:58,160
is legally binding
in the state of New Jersey.
552
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,100
It is binding, Alex,
because I pledged it.
553
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,600
They don't know you here, Mom.
554
00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:05,580
We can put
a fake mustache on ya
555
00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:07,530
and sneak you across
the state line.
556
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,730
You make a father
proud, Alex.
557
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,760
Don't you see?
558
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,250
I- I had to do this.
559
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,660
I- I had to do something
560
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,830
to get rid of that
terrible feeling that I had.
561
00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:17,060
If... If I kept this money,
562
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,100
I'd have never felt good
about myself again.
563
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,130
This is tainted money!
564
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,400
There is no such thing
as tainted money, Mom.
565
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,200
Alex, that's enough.
566
00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:34,100
I hope you all
understand.
567
00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:36,030
We do, Elyse.
568
00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:38,660
If you felt
that strongly about it,
569
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:41,970
then giving away that money
was absolutely the right...
570
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,270
You gave it all away?
571
00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:50,700
You did the right thing.
You did the right thing.
572
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,230
Right, kids?
573
00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:58,030
We're with you, Mom.
574
00:22:58,070 --> 00:22:59,470
Yeah.
575
00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:02,400
Is the mission still open?
576
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:04,700
'Cause I could go over there
and talk to the guy.
577
00:23:07,770 --> 00:23:09,570
You did
the right thing, Mom.
578
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,200
I love you all so much.
579
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,500
I'm still hungry.
580
00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:21,230
Do you still have
those coupons, Dad?
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