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night hurt night symbol sweet school on monday
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OK night all right see ya we can't
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it's almost midnight my parents will kill me
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they're sleep they never sleep come on let's
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sit along sort of late isn't it we
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were just on our way home seems like
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a nice idea i know sir i knew
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we should None here it is boys your
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new european home wow mom there's a castle
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it looks neat it looks damp i bet
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a vampire lives there it's a perfect place
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for him to wait for sunset well we
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wait for max to grow up isn't it
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just how you imagined it would be how'd
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you get hansel and gretel evicted come on
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chris oh i'm sorry guys i forgot to
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tell you they changed my schedule again i
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have to go to madrid tomorrow i thought
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it was london oh no honey that's the
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day after i thought we were going to
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need to see you this time well you
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are hon that's why i've flown you over
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we're going to be a lot closer here
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than with you in philadelphia welcome and piavenu
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welcome come inside will you it's terribly bright
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out here come come come guys this is
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your uncle gustav gustav this i recognize them
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from their pictures this is little maximilian max
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please just max and this is christopher who
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loses easily then you must be a peach
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uncle gustav is this what i think it
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is a very interesting epistemological question max how
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can i know what you think well it
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it looks like a wooden stake the kind
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you'd use to plunge into the blood gorge
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chest of a vampire my goodness you're exactly
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right and to think all these years i've
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been using it as a doorstop you'll have
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to excuse max gustav he's a little obsessed
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with the supernatural a little anyway max how
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do we know that you're not a vampire
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yourself the way you wolf down those puppy
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seeds what's wrong with them some experts vampires
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cannot resist puppy seeds they're absolutely mad about
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that if you're going to venture into the
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world of the undead young man you had
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better know the nature of the beast loomis
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townsend uncle gustav well gentlemen may i present
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miss sophie metanic as she stays here when
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she goes to school you live here yes
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shouldn't i chris townsend i love astronomy and
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rap and i'm older than i look and
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i think i'm ready for a truly giving
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relationship hello and this is maximilian max please
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just max come on guys i'll show you
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to your rooms and we have to change
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and get going we just got here i
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know but i'm invited to a reception at
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the embassy this afternoon you guys can come
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along mom how about if i catch just
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a bit of MTV till you're done oh
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honey i don't think uncle gustav gets MTV
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i don't remember you mentioning that mom look
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there's the ambassador i can introduce you in
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a minute maybe he's a vampire looks like
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he hasn't been outside in a while and
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there's alexander lucard now that's exciting i can
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hardly contain myself no no he owns lucard
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enterprises banking real estate and chemicals he's one
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of the richest men in the world not
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even in the top ten i'm afraid alexander
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lucard eileen townsend pennsylvania industrial bank yes i
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know we've made quite a splash in the
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last few weeks that euro bond deal was
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very interesting thank you oh these are my
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boys chris and max they just arrived today
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how are you like i want my MTV
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you can have it if you own a
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satellite how else would i watch young MC
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you're into rap and hip hop and some
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scar i'll tell you what chris here's my
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card call my people whatever you get homesick
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for a little rap yes thanks i will
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welcome welcome max eileen well if you're going
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to be in europe you might as well
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have some friends right face it max your
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search for vampires is a bust that's it
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uncle gustav hates garlic and did you notice
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that there aren't any crosses around either maybe
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he's jewish and did you see the way
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he wolfed down my poppy seeds he's the
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one that told you about the poppy seeds
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exactly uncle gustav is a vampire he's got
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to be oh man what are we going
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to do we'll go to sleep oh sure
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but don't blame me if you wake up
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and he's sucking plasma i got to tell
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mom no least let her sleep she's got
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a flight to catch at six AM tomorrow
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then i'll go see mister licard he'll know
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what to do great and until then go
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to sleep OK OK but i'll keep my
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guard up as long as you do it
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quietly well hello max come to catch some
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videos i'm afraid it's more serious than that
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mister licard well i'm going to surprise you
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max i'm not one of those adults who
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will just ignore you there are certain things
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you should know about christophe helsing i knew
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it oh man what a dweeb i am
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please max could happen to anyone just leave
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those now listen to me i believe you
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and your brother may be in some danger
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i'm expecting an important phone call could you
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give me just a few minutes alone then
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we'll have a talk about what needs to
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be done sure mister lacard i'll just be
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outside are you sure we can't get an
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MTV out here yes i'm sure this is
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unbelievable and we can watch the festival of
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folk lawrence dances of poland tonight oh awesome
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i know i'm going to regret this but
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i got to know max max max what
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the heck you think you're doing max you
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get back here right now take the stairs
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good thank you where can he be going
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the hospital if i get my hands on
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the castle he's going to mister lucard 's
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castle i'm going to kill him yep i'm
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going to kill him great oh man this
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place looks like a metallica video and it's
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damp max all right i did it OK
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max this time it's personal don't you see
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i saved you uncle gustav is a vampire
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and this is the only place we're sick
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uncle gustav is a what a vampire i
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knew you wouldn't come here if i had
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asked to do so i tricked you pretty
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cool huh this is the dumbest thing you've
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ever done and believe me there is lots
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of competition don't be too hard on the
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boy christopher max brought you here at my
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invitation you were in very great danger but
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you are safe now under my wing so
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to speak go on run raymond run get
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a goose off he's a last chance come
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on hello this is gustav gustav we're in
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big so i'm not home right now probably
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out eating too much schnitzel again but just
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leave a message at the tone he's not
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at home wait for the tone he's a
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little music which means he's not in right
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OK which means we got to go back
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there which means we got to go save
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sophie by ourselves and don't forget this is
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your fault OK you might as well try
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to relax my dear do you know the
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music mozart very good his mass for the
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dead he died while he was writing it
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funny how things work out you're him aren't
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you why whatever do you mean you're dracula
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no i'm milli vanilli of course i'm dracula
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and you know what i enjoy being me
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think of the advantages forever free to roam
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the night collecting officer maria schmidt my latest
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acquisition beautiful skin tone although yours is even
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finer wait i have an idea what are
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you doing you idiot she's not happy gustav
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will find out you have me and he'll
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come after you i sincerely hope so that
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was the point of bringing you here after
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all apart from your beauty and your blood
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type AB negative i guess he suspects who
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you are you know well of course he
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does he's a worthy opponent not quite the
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equal of his great grandfather but definitely ahead
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of his grandfather and father legendary vampire hunters
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all of them that's why he must be
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disposed of no i'll start with a little
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aperitif i think leave her alone you don't
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know who you're dealing with but i do
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what is that stuff holy water where'd you
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get it i never leave home without it
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oh great elvira keep her covered stink her
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you've got to stink her but i don't
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believe in believe but i can't do it
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she's a girl stink her you're blocking the
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cross nobody messes with my brother i believe
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i believe i believe you can't care for
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seconds mister lecard and to think i left
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you safe and sound watching television but come
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on before his creatures find us it's been
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a running battle through the centuries my ancestors
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and him i lost track of him several
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years ago before he created this newest identity
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this alexander lucard you must all learn to
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trust each other and no one else i
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myself spent an evening watching you two sleep
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to make sure you weren't lucard 's agents
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such snoring it was unbelievable i had to
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keep my guard up because he's never had
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such power there was a count in transylvania
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he could never do more than local harm
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but now with his corporate connections he's in
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a position to take over the world we
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must be stopped maximilian you've been very quiet
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well it's just that i mean i was
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in the same house the same room as
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dracula the dracula and i didn't even get
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his autograph there will be other evenings max
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i can promise you that more cocoa anymore15831
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