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I loved reading maps when I was a kid

Looking at those little blocks of color...

wondering about the streets they stood for...

About the people who live on them...

Do I know any of them?

Would I ever meet any of them?

Chen.

Put the cakes on display

Can't you see I'm busy?

Welcome.

Ma'am.

Have you ever been robbed or molested?

What? Are you robbing me?

No, no.

But I'd like to show you our product

You're at the cash-till all alone

What if a villain comes in?

You're a salesman?

Look.

This is just a bakery.

Not much dough here.

A robber would go next door

You could be molested on your way home

At my age?

What molester would go after me?

He'd find someone better to rape

Ma'am, surely you know...

...of swimmers who drown

...or fighters who get kicked!

Bad things don't just happen to others

You're at risk, too

You want me to get attacked!

No, that's not what I mean

Then what do you mean?

Take a quick look at this product

What product?

Careful!

Take your time!

This is our Molester Zapper

What does it do?

You just pull this switch down...

...aim it at his heart,

and let rip!

That was my heart!

Watch out...

...or you can forget about having children

No, it's safe and easy

Try it yourself

Sorry, you're wasting your time

Show it to someone else

No molester is going to harass me

Sell it to a younger woman

But every woman needs one!

Look here, you're a decent fellow

But you're pitching to the wrong person

I'll give you a tip

Take this to a bank...

...a bar, a barbershop...

...anywhere you can see young women

Show this thing to them and they'll love it

You'll sell your entire stock...

...in no time

please reconsider, Ma'am

Buy one for yourself

I have a customer

Think about it

Yours comes to NT$270

You picked them, not me

Drum!

Bass!

Melody!

Your buns

Cream ones again?

No savories?

Sold out, we only had cream buns left

What about the ones you get yesterday?

The yummy, cheesy one?

None left

Some bakery! Some buns!

I'm sick of eating this crap every day

When Michael Jackson comes calling...

...you can have whatever you like, every day

No new song today?

I like this one about" desire”, it's good

I could sing it

"I thought desire had no shape”

"But now I see it clearly”

"I thought love had no flavor”

"But now I taste it, lovely"

Put a sock in it!

It sounds terrible, coming from you

I'm trying to promote the song for you

More chit-chat?

It doesn't go like that!

Please don't try

I can't bear it

Let's hear you sing it

Sure, why not?

Hey!

That's mine you're eating!

Let's get on with it

Get on with what?

Miss Lin, tell us what you do!

I don't work, I'm a housewife

I do some baby sitting

No job! Just a baby-sitter!!

That's not so bad!

Common, but at least it's something!

So tell us why you're here!

I like singing

And I always watch this show

You watch us? Lots of people do!

My husband...

hey, coach me in singing

Starting tomorrow

Why?

I want to go on this show

You? In a singing contest?

I'll Pick some songs, you can accompany me

I don't think so

I buy you bread every day

It's the least you can do

Isn't this a bit sudden?

I know what I want

I'll buy you milk too

That's a good offer, you should help him

Throw in a beer and a snack and I'll do it

Done!

Three hours a day

Starting tomorrow

One more beer for each extra hour

It's a deal

Plus some chicken nuggets

Here, the music you asked for

Great, they have Brothers of the Road

Watch the shop

I'm going to the loo

Chen, get the cakes on display!

I'm tired

A lemon pie, please

One lemon pie

(Chih-Sheng, Life is tough) (Enter at your own risk From B.J.)

(Bird flies, fish floats) (Chih-Sheng flunks From Weirder)

(Chih-Sheng, Don't forget our deal.Li-Hua)

Turned pedophile?

What do you want?

Who's that?

My classmate in elementary school

Classmate...

Childhood sweetheart

Cute, let me see

No

Moping over a childhood sweetheart

...as if no-one else ever had one

Man, I'm hungry!

Where's the bread?

No bread today

What? How come?

What about your singing lesson?

I'll skip it today

Skip it? Are you a genius...

...skipping your very first lesson?

What about my dinner?

You can eat out

Yeah? And you'll pay?

Go away, there's no bread

Who cares about the damn bread?

Which one is you?

Here!

Can't mistake that face

Not everyone has a face like that

Is she here too?

She wasn't there on the commencement day

She wasn't there on the commencement day?

Why not?

Something happened

What happened?

Do you have to ask?

No, but tell me anyway

I'll write you a love song

It could be a huge hit

Sweet, innocent love...

Fancy that?

Hey, who's this guy?

The class monitor

You can have this to get you writing

We're out of shrimp flavor

I'll buy some tomorrow

Chopsticks?

You're a real pain in the butt

The Invisible Man likes swings

If we're patient,

maybe he'll turn up here

What would we say to him?

Ask him how to turn invisible, for starters

What if he's a bad guy who hurts us?

What then?

No, he's a good guy

How many Invisible Men are there?

Lots and lots

Loads in America

But only one here in Taiwan

Isn't he a bit lonely?

That's why we should make friends with him

That's right!

Tomorrow's the commencement day at school

If we miss him tonight...

...why don't we stay after school tomorrow...

...and wait for him again?

Okay, okay

Watch out for footprints in the flour

Look there!

The swing is moving! Is it him?

It's just the wind

See, there's no footprints

You want to listen to the music?

Turn it off, turn it off

It isn't on yet! I hate this stuff

So...you saw her!

You liked her!

Mrs. Wang from the noodle shop introduced her

She teaches at the Junior High

She's actually a year younger than you

Her neck?

No problem

It'll be fixed

you can trust me

So, this is the one!

Auntie, who are you on about?

The woman!

Which woman?

You just saw me talking to her!

The one with the neck-brace

You saw us, I know you did

Stop pretending!

I wasn't looking at you

Then who were you looking at?

No-one in particular

I'm sure she's the one for you

What?

Don't "what?" me!

How old are you now?

It's time you married

Auntie, you shouldn't trouble yourself

Not trouble myself?

Chih-Sheng

Please spare me this pain

I'm worried sick that you're still single

"Long time no see"

"How's everything?"

"Remember me?"

"Probably not"

"I'm Liu Chih-Sheng"

"I sat next to you in elementary class”

Have you forgotten our deal?

Knock before you barge in!

Why? You're not a girl

A letter? Give it back

Oh, sweet innocence... Give it back

Nice scent, too

What do you want?

Bread!

No singing lesson again?

I knew it

I'll skip it today

This is hopeless

I've heard of taking it easy...

...but you're not taking it at all

What are you doing?

Just remember...

No talent makes you a lousy singer!

As a kid

Did you believe in the Invisible Man?

Nope

Why not?

There is no Invisible Man, you cretin!

We're all flesh and blood!

You must've had a crummy childhood

Sure, nothing to compare with yours!

(I live by myself)

Give me a lemon pie

Not that one!

Give me the big one

They're all the same

No, no! That one's bigger

That one is reserved

For who? Didn't I see it first?

You can't have it

Are you in business or not?

What's wrong with my money?

You're asking for it!

Why should we sell to you?

We're a bakery, not a brothel

We can choose who we serve here

What gives you the right to hit me?

I saw you put chewing gum in our bun

You thought no-one saw?

You can't prove anything!

Proof? Clear off

Damn you!

I'll sue you

Go ahead!

You can go the Red Cross for all I care

Old bag!

How dare you?

That's right, run away!

If I set eyes on you again...

You're too old for that dress, you slut!

You're asking for it!

What a nerve!

When I get my hands on you...

Damn you!

Welcome

Take look

Ah-Sheng, what does this mean?

"Sorry - NT$45"

You wouldn't understand

Right, I don't!

What's "Sorry - NT$45"?

Auntie

What did that customers say?

Oh, she say the cake is funny

She likes the cake

So "Sorry" is the name of the cake!

I couldn't figure it out for the life of me

And you were no help

Why didn't you tell me?

How should I know what "Sorry - NT$45" meant?

It was a real puzzle Now I get it

Okay, which song?

Let's do "Because I love you"

Gimme a break!

That's from the ark!

Hsu, just play it

Okay...

One, two

One, two, three, four

I met you on the street the other day.

I'd like to express my love to you.

You seemed to get away from me.

My eyes stared at you.

I do like you.

I want to know you.

That's ok if we two make friends with each other

Who do you think you are?

There seems to be only you in the world.

"I'd bow my head for you alone"

"Because I love you"

"I'd bow my head for you alone"

"Because I love you"

See, I know it by heart

Hsu, Hsu!

Snack time!

Snack!

What's up?

You can have my Electone

Why? I can't play it

My Mom called.

My old man is getting worse

The family plumbing business needs me

You know plumbing?

Of course I do, you jerk!

It's our family business!

You'll stop writing songs?

I've been trying for years...

...and never got anywhere

Look at me, begging for bread every day

Maybe I'll do better as a plumber

When will you leave?

Friday

Friday...

That's the day I'm in the contest

You won't be there to see me

That voice of yours...

...has already shot my cars to hell

You want to ruin my eyes too?

It's okay, I'm kidding, you handsome devil

Give my share of the rent to Auntie

Say I'm sorry it's late

Keep it, You may need it

Nah, plumbing is easy money

You won't write any more songs?

Guess not

And when Michael Jackson comes calling?

Get real, man

Ooh, I've got the runs again!

Watch the door!

I'll never touch those snacks again!

I'll have a lemon pie

Certainly

Your cakes have nice names

Thank you

Dear Li-Hua...

It takes a lot of nerve...

to write this

you must have forgotten me

I'm Liu Chih-Sheng, your old classmate

I work in my aunt's bakery

I'm thrilled when you come in for a lemon pie

I thought you'd disappeared

But now you're back

That makes me so happy

It was 20 years ago,

that night we waited

for the Invisible Man in the park

When I woke up, you were gone

I thought he'd taken you

Then you didn't show up for the first day of school

I waited for you...

...until dusk

But you never came

We never saw you again

I kept it secret

Never told anyone

For years...

I thought you'd turned invisible

I'd imagine you visiting me

Couldn't see you, but you could see me

I'd tell you things

only you would understand

My parents died in a car crash in my sophomore year

It was hard for me

But you saw me through,

my invisible friend

After junior high school...

...the memory faded

I don't know what really happened

Maybe your family had to move

I know you didn't really turn invisible

But I still want to thank you

for being my friend

My invisible friend all through those hard years

Remember what we agreed?

We'd go study together in the US...

Visit Disneyland,

hunt Invisible Men...

You said there were lots in the States

Did you ever go?

I never had the chance

You always told me to be brave

So now I'm writing you this letter

And I'm entering a song contest

Extraordinary things for an ordinary man

There's so much I'd like to tell you

Please cheer me on, one more time

Friday at 8 pm

On Channel 33

"Your old schoolmate, Liu Chih-Sheng"

Take a look at the picture.

Oh, yuck!

Hopeless! I'll give him 19

Your brother's a hopeless matchmaker!

They're only for reference

Try the next one. Next!

Wow, check him out!

What a nerd. You said it

Rating?

I'll give him 48

That's not very kind, he's a cop

So what?

No wonder police morale is down

Bingo!

Look at that shirt!

He loses 10 for that

Wrong color belt, another 10 off

And another 10 for the sandals

And 20 off for the white socks!

White socks are that bad?

You bet

I hate men in white socks

They're the most immature

Okay, I won't argue with that

When did you get the beeper?

Yesterday You didn't mention it

It's neat, yes

Most of them are bulky...

...but that one's small and cute

I guess it's okay

What's your number?

I'll tell you later

Why later?

We're usually together anyway

You'd never page me

Lily has a boyfriend!

A boyfriend!

There's a message! Go answer it!

No rush, if he's desperate...

...he'll call again

Playing hard-to-get already!

So what?

Okay, next!

"My heart,

not true enough for you..."

"My heart,

reaching out to snare you..."

Stop that noise! Stop pacing about!

There's no bread left

Get lost!

Who wants your lousy bread?

Gimme a break

Who wears a pager like a brooch?

I'll do whatever I like

When did you get it?

Today

Naff!

It looks okay to me

Sure, you with your great taste

Why d'you need a beeper?

So people can always find me

Only idiots use pagers

Ever been kicked by Cinderella?

She's completely lost it!

Thinks she's Cinderella!

Crazy! Let's get on with it

"My heart...

reaching to you..."

"Yearning for your..."

So noisy!

Switch it vibrate mode!

It's your singing that's noisy

I don't know how to...Okay!

Come on!

Hurry up!

There are five billion people in this world

Nearly all strangers to each other

Call me, make our paths cross

I'm out now, looking for my special soulmate

So please leave your special message

I'm really looking forward to hearing it

If it's very urgent..

...call 070070012

There are five billion people in this world

Nearly all strangers to each other

Call me, make our paths cross

I'm out now, looking for my special soulmate

So please leave your special message

I'm really looking forward to hearing it

If it's very urgent..

...call 070070012

You have a sweet voice

Lily, food's ready!

What do we have?

Okay

Right

Then let's say 7.30

Must go now

I'm very busy

Miss me?

Me too...Miss you

See you

Lily, I'm seeing a movie

with Liang tonight

Want to come?

Not tonight

I have plans

A date?

There are five billion people in this world

Nearly all strangers to each other

Call me, make our paths cross

I'm out now, looking for my special soulmate

So please leave your special message

I'm really looking forward to hearing it

If it's very urgent..

...call 070070012

Aren't you back yet?

Did you have dinner?

Did you sleep well?

Did you dream about me?

There are five billion people in this world

Nearly all strangers to each other

Call me, make our paths cross

I'm out now, looking for my special soulmate

So please leave your special message

I'm really looking forward to hearing it

If it's very urgent

...call 070070012

Is that all you can say?

There's a power-cut...

I'm bored

you always stay out this late?

Or are you always out on dates?

I'm here...

Please don't hang up

I want to talk to you

I don't think we've met

Did you find my beeper?

You can keep it

I don't need it

Nobody pages me any more

Still listening?

I hope you're still listening

You're probably the last person...

...who'll ever hear my voice

I'd fed up with this world

I was going to kill myself two days ago...

...until I heard your voice

I've stayed put for these two days

I've been waiting for you to call again

For your voice

I can hang on for one more day

Why do you want to kill yourself?

I've run out of reasons to live

To stay alive is to wonder about things

It's about nice food...

Great TV...

Good-looking people, beautiful scenery...

It's about cute elephants...

pretty birds...

Those things should keep you going?

I suppose so...

But I'm not like you

I don't care about those things

Then why have you lived this long?

For love

Without love, you can't live

You... fell out of love?

My loved one has left me

Five billion people...

...and not one of them likes me

I bet lots of them would like you

You just don't know them yet

you've never been in love?

You don't have to have been there to know!

All those flowers...

It's a wonderful world!

You're a real optimist!

You must be cute

Not really

My name is Chiao Xu-Pei...

What's yours?

I'm Lily Wu

It sounds nice

Like your voice

Does my voice really sound nice?

Why else would wait two days to hear it again?

Thank you

Likewise!

Thanks for being a good listener!

Do you still want to end it all?

I'm not sure...maybe, maybe not

It takes guts to kill yourself

Don't do it

It's a bad thing to do

Don't worry about me

I'm just a stranger

Don't many people die every day?

Just pretend you don't know me

But now that I've got to know you a bit...

...I'll be very upset if you kill yourself

Thank you for caring

Someone in this world does care about me

And she's even a stranger

We won't be strangers any more...

...if we become friends

If I'd know you sooner...

It's never too late!

Never too late?

No

Live, please!

Staying alive is really wonderful

you couldn't hear my voice

if you were dead

You'd miss so many beautiful things

Are you pretty?

I want to meet you

Not right now

Stay alive and you'll get to meet me

Promise you won't kill yourself

All right... 1 won't do it today, for sure

You must stay alive tomorrow too

I'll call you again

If I call

It means that I'm alive

Then call me every day Okay

A deal!

But promise we will get together

How about...one month from now?

That's too long

Then say...two weeks

Okay

That's settled

Stay alive tomorrow!

Welcome!

Are you joining our diet class?

Yes

Your first time here?

I'll show you around

Thank you

"Pig plague... pig plague..."

It's official!

I'm on a diet!

Are you ready?

"Happy birthday to you"

Onward! We are on our way!

Our will must prevail!

There's a fair young maiden

And a gallant gentleman

Ride the sword!

It's "Draw the sword"

Ride the... It's "Draw the sword!"

Draw the sword!

On the wings of a giant bird

My love lies so far away...

Away with you, my fair one

Away with you, my sweet romance

Who will pity a fair young maid?

Till we meet again

Death will not part us

Bid the world a fond farewell

We'll be together

I really really would like to see you

Be patient, it is going to happen soon!

Why'd you insist on waiting for...

two more weeks before you meet?

I'll explain it to you when we meet, okay?

Why not now?

Sorry, cannot do.

All right. You ought to know that...

...you are giving me a brand new life.

What a beautiful and wonderful world it is becoming.

I couldn't believe that I was at one time stupid enough

to even consider committing suicide

All this is happening because of you

Is love this powerful!

Oh yes! You know

I'm drawing a picture of you

A Picture of me? You have not seen me yet

How do you know what I look like?

I use my imagination

Really!

You must have drawn a ugly beast

Why would 1?

I have made you a fairy in the picture

You have to show it to me when we meet

Sure!

1 will do it

What do I look like in your imagination?

Your voice tells me you should be slim and small

Big eyes, long hair

And there should be a beauty spot

But I'm not sure where

Close enough?

More or less

Really?

How about me? How do you see me?

Tall and strong!

Thick hair

Strong eyebrows

And a dimple when you smile

Left or right side?

You do have a dimple?

On your right cheek Bingo!

How much have you lost now?

I haven't weighed myself yet

1 think you've put back a few pounds

Why are you so slow to pick up?

Lily? Are you there?

What's wrong?

Talk to me

We'll meet tomorrow!

Aren't you happy?

Can't we postpone?

Postpone!

Why?

I'll explain later

Not again...

I've waited two weeks

It's felt like forever

I can't wait to see you

If not for you, I'd be dead

How can you even think of delaying?

Are you leading me on?

No, I'm not

Then why won't you meet me?

I didn't say I wasn't

Tomorrow at 2, then

At the zoo, by the elephants!

See you then!

Look, there are the elephants!

Elephants! Elephants!...

Sorry...

you are late!

Elephants...

You tub of lard!

What a butt!

Stay there!

Hold it, Dumbo!

Ever thought of dieting?

You should eat less, fatso...

Are you Lily Wu?

You're Chiao Xu-Pei?

Give me back my beeper

This is for you

"To Lily Wu: Thanks for the memories”

Hello? This is Ah-Sung

Hi, this is your sister! Where are you?

On Ren-ai Road

Mom reminded me that today's your birthday

But I'm busy with your brother-in-law tonight

Do you mind celebrating oh your own?

I'll cope Sorry not to keep you company

Call me if you need anything

And don't stay out too late, okay? Okay

See you then! Bye!

Young man, what's your business here?

Good morning, sir

I'm here to demonstrate some products to clients

I'm sorry, no salesmen allowed during office hours

I'm sorry

Thank you

Sir

Sir

Hello

Hello, may I show you our product...

Good day! Welcome!

Good day, sir, need a haircut?

This way, please

Can you curl this side first?

That's ok Take your time. Make it pretty.

Have a seat

Coffee or tea?

Coffee

We'll give you a wash first

Not too hot?

Miss, I have to share this with you...

...because you're so pretty

My company makes self-defense gadgets

We customise them to meet individual needs

For example, this squirts mace

Knocks all molesters flat

Try it!

Your first time here?

Good day! Welcome!

Do you... Shampoo

This way, please

Have a set

Excuse me, Miss, your glasses...

How would you like it done?

Whatever

Shorter?

Need any more scratches anywhere?

Ma'am, there's a call for you

Excuse me!

I knew he'd call...

Can we make it up?

Don't worry. You'll be ok.

She's the boss here?

Yes

Married?

still single

So young and already has her own business

Is that her boyfriend on the phone?

They've had a fight

Excuse me

Ma'am, this customer is asking for you

How can I help you?

Miss! What can I do for you?

Miss...

You lousy bitch!

I'll kill you!

Stop it!

Don't move!

Don't move! The robber has a gun!

Shut up!

What are you doing!

Get back over there!

Don't move!

Toss those scissors over to me

Quick!

Leave her alone!

Move away from her!

No I won't!

Kill her, do it for me

This bitch stole my man!

Kill her for me

I'll give you money

If that's what you want!

I have plenty of money! You can have it!

I'll give you money!

Plenty here, too!

Shut up!

Kill her for me! She's evil!

Truly evil!

Stop making wild accusations!

She isn't what you say she is!

I'm not making wild accusations

This bitch is making it up

She must be after our money

Women like you...

Stop! Don't move!

Come back here! Come back!

Stop pulling me! Let go!

Don't move! Stay where you are!

So you're hiding up here!

Stop right there! What's your game?

Why rob me? Why me?

I'm no robber, Miss

I'm a salesman

This isn't a gun, it squirts mace

You're crazy!

Can't you see I'm upset?

I'm in tears here

And you're trying to sell me mace

You must be mad

Miss, it's just that...

Get lost!

Hey! Give me the scissors

I'll finish your cut

Finished, but there's no mirror up here

1 hope you'll like it

It'll be fine, just fine

Go right ahead if you have other engagement

I want to be alone for a while

Excuse me! How much for the cut?

It's my treat

Thanks!

Would you join me for some cakes?

It's my birthday!

"This is the first business card I ever gave out”

I don't know if she still remembers me

But I'm sure

I've got another acquaintant to my map

Welcome, all you lovely people out there!

Join us for another edition of

I'll Sing For you

With no further ado...

...let's get on with our exciting competition

And first up is Mr. Liu Chih-Sheng!

Give him a big hand!

No 3, Mr. Liu!

Mine! Mine!

Mr. Liu has dressed for the occasion!

A tuxedo!

Looks like he's off to a wedding!

Give us a twirl! Dazzle us!

That must have cost him a dollar or two

You must have a fascinating job

Come on, share it with us!

I'm a baker

A baker!

I thought you must be a magician!

From the way you dress!

So tell us why you're here today!

I want to dedicate a song

to a classmate of mine

A classmate?

A man or a woman?

A...woman

Ooh, a woman!

To celebrate our wonderful times together

And to bless her

and wish her joy and peace

Great! And the title of the song is?

"Yearning"

...for a woman classmate!

"Yearning"

Li-Hua, Thank you for buying me a slice of lemon pie every day

However, you don't necessarily need what you like every day

I think we would use a temporary separation for a while

Maybe you will hate me,

but please trust my love in you

It's my turn to buy you a whole lemon pie today

No matter what, I'll always remember

our sweet and bitter time together

"I shut out your cry of loneliness”

"Can't bear its raw refrain”

"My hands yearn for you"

"Longing to touch your hair and breast”

"My tenderness yearns for you"

"Aching to caress you, as you've guessed”

"I turn away as I leave you"

"Afraid of love that clings”

"I push away your loving face"

"afraid of prayers that sting"

"You, a dazzling blossom..."

"Hug me in a warm embrace”

"My only sin is to refuse you"

"Together with the limpid flower..."

"You, a dazzling blossom..."

"Hug me in a warm embrace”

"My only sin is to refuse you"

"Together with the limpid flower..."

I care about you most.

You seem to be far away from me.

My heart is always with you.

I am the one in front of you.

Loving you.

Good evening, Miss

May I take your order?

A giant Walburger

Giant Walburger, one Baconburger, one

Baconburger, one A Grilled Burger

Grilled Burger, one Three large French Fries

Three large onion rings

And a Chicken Burger

Four drum-sticks...

A large iced tea, a large Coke...

And three apple pies

That's all

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