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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,914 --> 00:00:36,712 I've been walking, talking, walking, all right? 2 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,101 Okay. 3 00:01:20,204 --> 00:01:23,897 I cannot seem to find this. 4 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,762 State Street. 5 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,909 Okay, that's State Street. 6 00:01:39,947 --> 00:01:41,605 Um. 7 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:45,195 I think you kind of need my permission to take my photo. 8 00:01:45,298 --> 00:01:46,643 - Is that right? 9 00:01:46,748 --> 00:01:48,197 - Yeah. 10 00:01:48,301 --> 00:01:50,200 - They're used for limited, nonprofit and education. 11 00:01:50,303 --> 00:01:53,064 - I think you should check the law on that. 12 00:01:53,167 --> 00:01:54,997 - That's on Van Ness. 13 00:01:55,101 --> 00:01:56,274 - What is? 14 00:01:56,378 --> 00:01:57,379 - The law school. 15 00:01:57,483 --> 00:01:59,691 Right between those two trees. 16 00:01:59,795 --> 00:02:01,349 - Those two buildings? 17 00:02:01,452 --> 00:02:03,109 - Yeah, if you go down there and bust a right. 18 00:02:03,213 --> 00:02:04,559 - Right next to the green building? 19 00:02:04,662 --> 00:02:05,491 - Yeah. - Yep. 20 00:02:05,594 --> 00:02:06,526 Yep. 21 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:07,665 Thank you. 22 00:02:07,769 --> 00:02:08,839 - You're welcome. 23 00:02:10,011 --> 00:02:11,669 - Wow. 24 00:02:11,773 --> 00:02:15,190 Uh, let me guess, for limited, nonprofit, or educational use? 25 00:02:15,294 --> 00:02:16,812 - No, that's for me. 26 00:02:16,916 --> 00:02:19,470 Personal use. 27 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:23,129 - Well, what are you studying, Mr. Peter Parker? 28 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:25,062 It's Dennis. 29 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:26,546 And I'm studying to be an engineer. 30 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:28,962 I also work for the school newspaper. 31 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,654 - I'm Anna. 32 00:02:30,757 --> 00:02:32,966 - All right, Future Lawyer Anna. 33 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,140 Smile for me real quick. 34 00:02:34,244 --> 00:02:35,383 Let me get one more. 35 00:02:35,486 --> 00:02:36,936 Man, let me get two. 36 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,873 Smile, baby. 37 00:04:13,722 --> 00:04:16,415 - Do not forget that we have that thing with the partner 38 00:04:16,518 --> 00:04:17,622 tomorrow night. 39 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,556 - All ready? 40 00:04:19,658 --> 00:04:22,973 - Babe, I sent you a calendar reminder, clearly 41 00:04:23,076 --> 00:04:24,250 that you did not check. 42 00:04:24,353 --> 00:04:26,356 - Like the invites I sent you, right? 43 00:04:26,459 --> 00:04:27,874 - You mean the ones about sex? 44 00:04:27,978 --> 00:04:29,255 - Exactly. 45 00:04:29,359 --> 00:04:30,877 - Well, I responded to mine. 46 00:04:30,981 --> 00:04:33,915 - You responded with a meme talking about, 47 00:04:34,018 --> 00:04:35,261 I like that for you. 48 00:04:35,365 --> 00:04:37,815 I did like that for you. 49 00:04:37,919 --> 00:04:40,301 Come on, babe, you know I just have tons and tons of work 50 00:04:40,404 --> 00:04:42,199 and I'm kind of stressed about making 51 00:04:42,303 --> 00:04:44,339 a good impression tomorrow. 52 00:04:44,443 --> 00:04:46,099 - Yeah, I'm stressed, too. 53 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,654 So since we stressed together, let me stick this stress off. 54 00:04:48,757 --> 00:04:50,656 - Don't. Do not do that. 55 00:04:50,759 --> 00:04:51,967 - Oh, here you go. - No. 56 00:04:52,071 --> 00:04:53,521 No, here you go. 57 00:04:53,624 --> 00:04:55,005 You're about to give me some random scientific fact 58 00:04:55,108 --> 00:04:56,765 that clearly only the boys learned in school. 59 00:04:56,869 --> 00:04:58,457 - But studies have showed that-- 60 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:02,150 - That orgasms release 400 times more prolactin. 61 00:05:02,253 --> 00:05:03,841 - Yes. And it makes you tired-- 62 00:05:03,945 --> 00:05:04,911 - It makes you tired. 63 00:05:05,015 --> 00:05:06,603 - --and rested and sleepy-- 64 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:07,811 - It makes you rested and sleepy, and all the things. 65 00:05:07,914 --> 00:05:08,881 - You know. 66 00:05:08,984 --> 00:05:09,744 You know. 67 00:05:09,847 --> 00:05:10,952 So let's-- - Listen, babe. 68 00:05:11,055 --> 00:05:12,505 - What? 69 00:05:12,609 --> 00:05:14,058 - Let me get through this party tomorrow night-- 70 00:05:14,162 --> 00:05:15,750 - Huh? 71 00:05:15,853 --> 00:05:18,925 - --and I promise you, me and you is pound town, okay? 72 00:05:19,029 --> 00:05:20,375 Okay? 73 00:05:20,478 --> 00:05:23,067 But until then, mama got to go to sleep. 74 00:05:23,171 --> 00:05:24,310 - You mo-- 75 00:05:24,414 --> 00:05:27,762 I'm so tired. 76 00:05:27,865 --> 00:05:29,522 - My dick's still hard, though. 77 00:05:29,626 --> 00:05:30,730 - That's okay, baby. 78 00:05:30,834 --> 00:05:31,766 It'll go to bed. 79 00:05:36,357 --> 00:05:37,703 - All right, go. 80 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:40,119 - Yo, D, did you text me your fantasy pics? 81 00:05:40,222 --> 00:05:41,154 - Oh, yeah, man. 82 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,673 I forgot. 83 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:43,881 I did text it, but I forgot to press Send. 84 00:05:43,985 --> 00:05:45,711 You know how it'd be. 85 00:05:45,814 --> 00:05:47,471 - You know, I'm really starting to feel like you don't 86 00:05:47,575 --> 00:05:49,162 take this league serious, man. 87 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,130 - Here we go. 88 00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:52,614 - Bro, what is you talkin' about? 89 00:05:52,718 --> 00:05:54,064 I've been taking this serious since we first 90 00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:55,410 started working together. 91 00:05:55,514 --> 00:05:56,860 - Do you really want to have this conversation? 92 00:05:56,963 --> 00:05:58,240 - I don't. 93 00:05:58,344 --> 00:06:00,311 - Man, what done crawled up your ass, bro? 94 00:06:00,415 --> 00:06:01,623 - Probably Vera. 95 00:06:01,727 --> 00:06:03,556 - Yo, leave my wife out of this, man. 96 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:04,971 - Are you talking about your ass or this conversation? 97 00:06:05,075 --> 00:06:06,559 - Look, I'm just saying, we're all married, 98 00:06:06,663 --> 00:06:09,217 but we find time to commit to shit together. 99 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,322 - Hey, hey, tell the truth, yo. 100 00:06:11,426 --> 00:06:13,083 How long has it been? 101 00:06:13,186 --> 00:06:14,222 - How long has it been since what? 102 00:06:14,325 --> 00:06:15,568 - Since Vera gave you some ass. 103 00:06:15,672 --> 00:06:17,259 - It's all right. It's a safe space. 104 00:06:17,363 --> 00:06:18,399 It's okay. 105 00:06:18,502 --> 00:06:19,986 You can say it. 106 00:06:22,713 --> 00:06:25,095 - Man, it's been about three months, y'all. 107 00:06:25,198 --> 00:06:27,062 - See, you a lucky man. 108 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:28,926 - I'm lucky? - Hell yeah. 109 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:30,583 You and Anna still get to do all 110 00:06:30,687 --> 00:06:33,068 the exciting shit, the exotic trips fucking, 111 00:06:33,172 --> 00:06:34,656 and the balcony fucking. 112 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,829 Yeah. 113 00:06:35,933 --> 00:06:37,348 Like, if you real excited, like you can 114 00:06:37,452 --> 00:06:38,833 hit it in the Starbucks bath-- 115 00:06:38,936 --> 00:06:43,734 She won't even let me look at it. 116 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,460 I can't suck her titty or nothing, man. 117 00:06:45,564 --> 00:06:47,082 - All right. 118 00:06:47,186 --> 00:06:49,188 - I don't see why you guys don't have the same thing. 119 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:50,361 - Hey, hey! 120 00:06:50,465 --> 00:06:51,846 - I'ma-- I'ma-- - Hey. 121 00:06:51,949 --> 00:06:53,503 - Yo, are you fucking kidding me, dawg? 122 00:06:53,606 --> 00:06:55,401 - Hey, don't say no shit like that to him. 123 00:06:55,505 --> 00:06:56,816 There's no vagina strength. 124 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:57,954 Feel superhuman. 125 00:06:58,059 --> 00:06:59,578 Here, watch some porn or something. 126 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,889 - Knock his ass off with this goddamn pool stick. 127 00:07:00,993 --> 00:07:02,581 I don't give a fuck how big he is. 128 00:07:02,684 --> 00:07:03,651 - Here, man, watch some porn or something. 129 00:07:03,754 --> 00:07:05,204 - Calm down. Shit. 130 00:07:05,307 --> 00:07:06,757 My bad. 131 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,449 - Just cherish these moments, all right? 132 00:07:08,552 --> 00:07:10,381 So once you have kids, that shit is a wrap. 133 00:07:10,485 --> 00:07:11,693 - Mm-hmm. 134 00:07:11,797 --> 00:07:13,108 And the cooch becomes no man's land. 135 00:07:13,212 --> 00:07:14,420 - Nah, that shit is bad. 136 00:07:14,524 --> 00:07:15,732 Like, Sahara Desert dry, bro. 137 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,630 It's nothing. Nothing out there. 138 00:07:17,734 --> 00:07:18,976 - Well, we haven't really even talked 139 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,633 about kids, to be honest. - Good. 140 00:07:20,737 --> 00:07:22,359 Don't bring that shit up either, because when 141 00:07:22,463 --> 00:07:24,810 she gets that itch-- 142 00:07:24,913 --> 00:07:26,259 - It's the end of everything. 143 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,226 - --it's over. 144 00:07:27,329 --> 00:07:30,367 You are a lucky man. 145 00:07:30,471 --> 00:07:33,128 And it could be like that. 146 00:07:33,232 --> 00:07:34,544 - If you say so. 147 00:07:34,647 --> 00:07:35,648 - Hold it, man. 148 00:07:35,752 --> 00:07:37,201 Keep it turned towards you. 149 00:07:37,305 --> 00:07:39,031 - You ever let your girl take you in the booty? 150 00:07:39,134 --> 00:07:40,308 - Come on, man. 151 00:07:47,418 --> 00:07:48,523 - You seem nervous, babe. 152 00:07:48,627 --> 00:07:50,214 - Yeah. - I don't mind. 153 00:07:50,318 --> 00:07:51,457 It's a big night, huh, ain't it? 154 00:07:51,561 --> 00:07:52,562 - Yeah. - So, babe-- 155 00:07:52,665 --> 00:07:53,563 - What? - --do me a favor? 156 00:07:53,666 --> 00:07:54,736 - What's that? 157 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,048 - None of your bad jokes. 158 00:07:56,151 --> 00:07:57,221 - None of my bad jokes? 159 00:07:57,325 --> 00:07:58,637 What's wrong with my jokes? 160 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:00,362 - You know your jokes a little nuanced. 161 00:08:00,466 --> 00:08:01,881 - My jokes are a little nuanced? 162 00:08:01,985 --> 00:08:03,331 - Yeah. 163 00:08:03,434 --> 00:08:04,574 - I am hilarious, though. 164 00:08:04,677 --> 00:08:07,093 - Yes, at home without an audience. 165 00:08:07,197 --> 00:08:09,855 Okay, babe, I am going to go speak to the partners. 166 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:10,752 - All right. 167 00:08:10,856 --> 00:08:11,891 I'm gonna speak to these beers. 168 00:08:11,995 --> 00:08:12,996 - Okay. 169 00:08:16,447 --> 00:08:17,897 - Anna! Oh, my God. 170 00:08:18,001 --> 00:08:19,623 We were just talking about you. 171 00:08:19,727 --> 00:08:20,762 - All good things, I hope. 172 00:08:20,866 --> 00:08:22,177 - You impress so far. 173 00:08:22,281 --> 00:08:23,834 - Oh, well, cheers to that. 174 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:26,803 I was taking a look at the Holborn case, 175 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,287 and it might be worth suggesting 176 00:08:28,390 --> 00:08:30,289 that they move the London offices to Frankfurt. 177 00:08:30,392 --> 00:08:33,464 Word is that Germany is gonna be offering even further tax 178 00:08:33,568 --> 00:08:35,983 concessions for fintech. 179 00:08:36,088 --> 00:08:37,882 - Not even on the account, and she's 180 00:08:37,986 --> 00:08:40,781 using initiative to expand her purview for our company. 181 00:08:40,886 --> 00:08:43,509 You are gonna go far, young lady. 182 00:08:43,613 --> 00:08:45,994 - Yo. What up, cuz? 183 00:08:46,098 --> 00:08:47,202 - You gang gang? 184 00:08:47,306 --> 00:08:48,583 - You know it. 185 00:08:48,686 --> 00:08:51,310 What are you claiming? 186 00:08:51,413 --> 00:08:53,243 - You must be Anna's other half. 187 00:08:53,346 --> 00:08:54,347 - Yeah. 188 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,384 Yeah, that's who I am, Dennis. 189 00:08:56,487 --> 00:08:57,661 - Right, nice to meet you. 190 00:08:57,765 --> 00:08:59,283 - Nice to meet you. 191 00:08:59,387 --> 00:09:01,044 I just realized, this is your first company party. 192 00:09:01,147 --> 00:09:02,424 - Yeah. 193 00:09:02,528 --> 00:09:04,081 - You know what you got to do, right? 194 00:09:04,185 --> 00:09:06,118 - Not embarrass my old lady Anna. 195 00:09:06,221 --> 00:09:07,464 No, man-- 196 00:09:07,568 --> 00:09:08,845 - What? 197 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,156 - --you got to jump in the pool. 198 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:11,606 - Who? 199 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:14,678 - Well, I mean, it's either you or Anna. 200 00:09:14,782 --> 00:09:15,783 - Man, get out of here. 201 00:09:15,886 --> 00:09:16,956 I know you're playing. 202 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:18,233 I ain't even listening to that. 203 00:09:18,337 --> 00:09:19,545 - No, no, no, I'm serious. 204 00:09:19,649 --> 00:09:21,202 It's like an initiation, you know? 205 00:09:21,305 --> 00:09:25,033 The partner of a new employee has to show their support. 206 00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:28,174 - Ain't nobody doing nothing like that. 207 00:09:28,278 --> 00:09:30,591 - Hey, Ken, what did you have to do here 208 00:09:30,694 --> 00:09:32,247 on your first company party? 209 00:09:32,351 --> 00:09:33,248 - Jump in the pool. 210 00:09:33,352 --> 00:09:34,905 Made my wife partner. 211 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:37,321 - What? 212 00:09:37,425 --> 00:09:38,599 - You see. 213 00:09:38,702 --> 00:09:40,186 It's what you've got to do, man. 214 00:09:40,290 --> 00:09:43,465 I mean, if you really want to support Anna. 215 00:09:43,569 --> 00:09:44,674 - I'm here to support her. 216 00:09:44,777 --> 00:09:46,261 That's the whole point. - Okay. 217 00:09:46,365 --> 00:09:47,504 And you don't want her looking for upgrades, do you? 218 00:09:47,608 --> 00:09:48,919 Come on. 219 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,990 Now ain't nobody upgrading better than me. 220 00:09:51,094 --> 00:09:52,682 - Well, it's time to get in that pool. 221 00:10:07,075 --> 00:10:08,145 Oh, shit. 222 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:17,361 - Was that your husband that just jumped into the pool? 223 00:10:19,778 --> 00:10:21,331 - Uh, is it? 224 00:10:21,434 --> 00:10:23,678 Is it my-- I don't know, I don't wear glasses. 225 00:10:23,782 --> 00:10:24,955 I-- 226 00:10:25,784 --> 00:10:27,095 - That's your husband. 227 00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:28,787 - Okay. 228 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:29,926 Sorry, sir, that's the love of my life. 229 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,346 Seriously, you couldn't just behave yourself. 230 00:10:36,449 --> 00:10:37,485 You had to embarrass me. 231 00:10:37,588 --> 00:10:38,935 - In my defense-- 232 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,213 There is no defense, Dennis. 233 00:10:45,907 --> 00:10:46,943 - Oh, I like that. 234 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,427 Put your hand on your hip for me? 235 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:49,808 Yeah, right there. 236 00:10:49,911 --> 00:10:51,154 - Yeah, I think it's about over. 237 00:10:51,257 --> 00:10:52,673 I done messed this all the way up. 238 00:10:52,776 --> 00:10:54,122 - Why? 239 00:10:54,226 --> 00:10:55,779 - I humiliated the shit out of her, man. 240 00:10:55,883 --> 00:10:58,092 - Oh, bro, you've done 10 times worse, homie. 241 00:10:58,195 --> 00:11:00,197 - Easy for you to say, you doing your hobby. 242 00:11:00,301 --> 00:11:02,337 - Look, man, I'm just saying, if she wanted to divorce you, 243 00:11:02,441 --> 00:11:04,754 she would have done a long time ago, bro. 244 00:11:04,857 --> 00:11:06,617 - So I'm paranoid? 245 00:11:06,721 --> 00:11:09,551 - Again, you humiliate the shit out of her on a daily basis. 246 00:11:09,655 --> 00:11:10,449 - Hurtful, man. 247 00:11:10,552 --> 00:11:12,175 Hurtful. 248 00:11:12,278 --> 00:11:13,659 - Look, you remember that time that you sent her grandma 249 00:11:13,763 --> 00:11:15,350 a dick pic by accident? 250 00:11:15,454 --> 00:11:17,525 - Yeah, I regret it to this day because she keep texting me. 251 00:11:17,628 --> 00:11:19,285 - Uh-huh. 252 00:11:19,389 --> 00:11:20,528 And the other time that you wanted to impress her so you 253 00:11:20,631 --> 00:11:22,150 competed in a nacho contest? 254 00:11:22,254 --> 00:11:23,634 - Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. 255 00:11:23,738 --> 00:11:24,808 - Yeah, but we didn't. 256 00:11:24,912 --> 00:11:25,878 You're lactose intolerant, man. 257 00:11:25,982 --> 00:11:27,362 You shit all over yourself. 258 00:11:28,847 --> 00:11:30,814 - Excuse me. Anyway, I just farted. 259 00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:32,885 - Look, man, I say all that to say, 260 00:11:32,989 --> 00:11:35,267 your relationship is a lot stronger than you think. 261 00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:36,855 - So you think I should make it up to her? 262 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:38,546 - That's so sweet. - Thank you. 263 00:11:38,649 --> 00:11:39,616 - Okay, well, hold up. 264 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:40,962 Hold up. 265 00:11:41,066 --> 00:11:42,308 What you got in mind? 266 00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:45,518 - Like flowers, candy, doin' you know. 267 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,279 - Boo. 268 00:11:47,382 --> 00:11:49,039 That's so basic, bruh. 269 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:52,456 You want to be a little more adventurous. 270 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,355 Try something more spontaneous. 271 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:57,945 - But don't you spontaneously fuck this shit up, man. 272 00:11:58,048 --> 00:11:59,670 - How can I do that? 273 00:11:59,774 --> 00:12:01,776 - You do it every day. 274 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,226 Turn around for me? 275 00:12:03,329 --> 00:12:04,641 Yes. 276 00:12:12,304 --> 00:12:13,615 - Oh, gosh. 277 00:12:17,999 --> 00:12:19,621 Ouch, ouch. 278 00:12:19,725 --> 00:12:20,795 That's just too tight. Too tight. 279 00:12:20,899 --> 00:12:21,969 Too tight. 280 00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:24,592 - Hey, boo. - Hey, busy bee. 281 00:12:24,695 --> 00:12:26,559 Are you going to Connie's shower tonight? 282 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,458 - Yeah. - Yeah. 283 00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:29,528 Yeah, that's later today. 284 00:12:29,631 --> 00:12:31,012 Shit. 285 00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:31,979 - I know that queen of the calendar invite 286 00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:33,532 didn't forget some shit. 287 00:12:33,635 --> 00:12:36,466 No, it's just been a long two weeks, okay? 288 00:12:36,569 --> 00:12:37,639 Yeah, but I'll be there. 289 00:12:37,743 --> 00:12:39,227 Are you going to be there? 290 00:12:39,331 --> 00:12:41,126 - If you're asking me to celebrate the fact that there's 291 00:12:41,229 --> 00:12:43,784 a tiny parasite that's sucking every essential nutrient out 292 00:12:43,887 --> 00:12:45,889 of her body, then fine, I guess I will. 293 00:12:45,993 --> 00:12:48,133 But that's a little too fluffy. 294 00:12:48,236 --> 00:12:49,755 - Hello? 295 00:12:49,859 --> 00:12:51,205 Ava, what are you doing? 296 00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:52,965 - In the middle of a photoshoot. 297 00:12:53,069 --> 00:12:56,589 But the question is, will there be any fine men? 298 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,143 - All right, girl, bye. 299 00:12:58,246 --> 00:12:59,351 You've wasted enough of my billable hours. 300 00:12:59,454 --> 00:13:01,249 I'll talk to you later. 301 00:13:01,353 --> 00:13:02,492 - Mm-mm. 302 00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:04,011 Flip this up a little bit? 303 00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:05,184 Okay, Tom, are we going? 304 00:13:05,288 --> 00:13:06,185 Are we ready? 305 00:13:15,332 --> 00:13:17,921 - I think it's strange Monica is here. 306 00:13:18,025 --> 00:13:19,992 - Girl, don't start. 307 00:13:20,096 --> 00:13:22,063 - I'm just saying, she dated Connie's husband in college. 308 00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:23,824 - Come on, they didn't exactly date. 309 00:13:23,927 --> 00:13:25,446 Exactly. 310 00:13:25,549 --> 00:13:28,518 - You are busting it wide open for my man in college 311 00:13:28,621 --> 00:13:30,900 and now you're hugging me at my baby shower? 312 00:13:31,003 --> 00:13:33,040 I mean, I could never. 313 00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:36,112 - Wait, didn't you sleep with Robert in college, too? 314 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:36,975 - Bitch. 315 00:13:37,078 --> 00:13:39,218 This is not about me, okay? 316 00:13:39,322 --> 00:13:41,807 - Stay on subject. - Okay. 317 00:13:41,911 --> 00:13:43,360 - I'm hearing some things. 318 00:13:43,464 --> 00:13:44,879 I don't know. 319 00:13:44,983 --> 00:13:45,984 I don't know if he really wanted it 320 00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:47,709 or Connie kind of coerced him. 321 00:13:47,813 --> 00:13:49,642 I'm hearing she did something like with a turkey baster. 322 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:50,954 I don't know what happened. 323 00:13:51,058 --> 00:13:53,025 But I'm worried. I'm concerned. 324 00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:54,406 I mean, she looks beautiful. 325 00:13:54,509 --> 00:13:56,235 She does look really, really cute. 326 00:13:59,894 --> 00:14:01,654 - Buzza! 327 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,104 Let's go, baby! 328 00:14:10,318 --> 00:14:12,665 Let's go! 329 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,632 What's up, babe? 330 00:14:13,735 --> 00:14:15,634 You good? 331 00:14:15,737 --> 00:14:16,669 - Uh, yeah, yeah. 332 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,395 I'm good. 333 00:14:18,499 --> 00:14:19,845 Who's playing? 334 00:14:19,949 --> 00:14:21,674 - Jacksonville and Buffalo. 335 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,675 And we winning. 336 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:23,987 I mean, yeah. 337 00:14:24,091 --> 00:14:25,230 You-- you all right? 338 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,265 Talk to me. 339 00:14:26,369 --> 00:14:28,716 What's wrong? 340 00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:33,514 - I think I want to have a baby. 341 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,828 I think I want to have a baby. 342 00:14:37,932 --> 00:14:39,175 - You think? 343 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,832 - I know I want us to have a baby. 344 00:14:41,936 --> 00:14:44,766 - But I thought you was gonna wait till you become partner? 345 00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:46,216 - Well, I changed my mind. 346 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,149 - Well, what about our five-year plan? 347 00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:49,495 - I also changed my mind. 348 00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:50,911 - How are we gonna live our best life? 349 00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:52,567 - Objection! - Overruled. 350 00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:54,293 I knew I shouldn't have gave you that stupid 351 00:14:54,397 --> 00:14:57,434 DVD box set of Boston Legal. 352 00:14:59,126 --> 00:15:00,990 - It's that goddamn baby shower, wasn't it? 353 00:15:01,093 --> 00:15:02,301 - Well, I mean-- 354 00:15:02,405 --> 00:15:04,131 - I knew it. - A little bit. 355 00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:06,064 But I'm a free thinker. 356 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,858 You would have had to have been there. 357 00:15:07,962 --> 00:15:09,136 You would have got fever, too. 358 00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:10,620 I mean, a full on migraine, okay? 359 00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:12,622 And she was glowing. 360 00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:15,936 Everybody was happy to see her, to see her fat belly, 361 00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:17,730 her cute little sausage toes. 362 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:18,869 It was so sweet. 363 00:15:18,973 --> 00:15:20,181 - Damn, baby fever. 364 00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:21,217 I knew. 365 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,252 You caught up with the baby fever. 366 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,805 - I-- I don't know, babe. 367 00:15:23,909 --> 00:15:25,773 I feel like it's deeper than that, okay? 368 00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:27,499 I-- I don't know. It-- 369 00:15:27,602 --> 00:15:28,707 - What else could it be? 370 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:29,742 Like, we're happy. 371 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,399 What else do we need? 372 00:15:31,503 --> 00:15:34,609 - I just feel like having a baby will add something 373 00:15:34,713 --> 00:15:36,301 amazing to our lives. 374 00:15:36,404 --> 00:15:38,027 - Isn't our life amazing now? 375 00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:40,995 - Yes, our life is amazing, babe, but as husband and 376 00:15:41,099 --> 00:15:42,514 wife, right? 377 00:15:42,617 --> 00:15:45,034 Come on, the plan is to eventually go 378 00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:48,106 from husband and wife, move to the next phase. 379 00:15:48,209 --> 00:15:51,109 I feel like in my heart that the time is now, babe. 380 00:15:51,212 --> 00:15:53,490 It's gonna be exciting, don't you think? 381 00:15:53,594 --> 00:15:54,457 - I want to have a baby. 382 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,492 - Oh, great. 383 00:15:55,596 --> 00:15:57,253 - But-- but-- 384 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,013 - But? 385 00:15:59,117 --> 00:16:02,085 - I just feel like we got a lot more stuff to do. 386 00:16:02,189 --> 00:16:03,845 We got to really live our life. 387 00:16:03,949 --> 00:16:06,676 Like, I got so much other things I want to do with you. 388 00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:08,229 - Okay, babe, like what? 389 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,231 - Like, romantic walks on the beach. 390 00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:13,338 You know I'm like-- like I want to play the violin for you, 391 00:16:13,441 --> 00:16:14,615 you know? 392 00:16:14,718 --> 00:16:16,686 I want to skydive, shit like that, you know? 393 00:16:16,789 --> 00:16:20,069 - Dennis, you don't want to do any of that. 394 00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:21,415 - All right, you right. 395 00:16:21,518 --> 00:16:23,175 I don't even do shit like that. 396 00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:25,315 I mean, but for real, I do want to do some stuff. 397 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:29,457 - Hey, listen, you have my ear, okay? 398 00:16:29,561 --> 00:16:32,978 So on some real, what kind of things 399 00:16:33,082 --> 00:16:34,531 do you feel you want to knock off your list 400 00:16:34,635 --> 00:16:36,533 before having a baby? 401 00:16:36,637 --> 00:16:37,500 - Exotic trips with you. 402 00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:38,880 - Okay. 403 00:16:38,984 --> 00:16:39,985 - You know, we go on a yacht, you know 404 00:16:40,089 --> 00:16:41,745 the mega yacht vibe like that. 405 00:16:41,849 --> 00:16:45,646 You know, threesomes and shit. 406 00:16:45,749 --> 00:16:46,716 - What? 407 00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:47,855 What was-- run it back. 408 00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:48,821 What was the last? 409 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,720 - Threesomes. 410 00:16:50,823 --> 00:16:52,066 - Three-- like, 1, 2, 3? 411 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:56,933 Uno, dos, tres? 412 00:16:57,037 --> 00:16:59,004 Threesomes, you're funny. 413 00:16:59,108 --> 00:17:00,109 - That ain't funny. 414 00:17:00,212 --> 00:17:01,386 - That is hilarious. 415 00:17:01,489 --> 00:17:03,043 Babe, you've never, ever mentioned 416 00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:04,320 threesome ever in your life. 417 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:05,528 What are you talking about? 418 00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:06,839 That is disgusting. 419 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,257 Ew. 420 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,845 Oh, you're giving me the serious face. 421 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:13,915 You for real? 422 00:17:14,019 --> 00:17:15,158 - Man. - Oh. 423 00:17:15,262 --> 00:17:16,642 Oh, babe. Babe, come here. 424 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,919 Come here. Don't-- don't walk away mad. 425 00:17:19,023 --> 00:17:20,369 Come on, text me. 426 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:21,715 Text me an invitation to sex, babe. 427 00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:22,959 Come on. 428 00:17:23,062 --> 00:17:24,443 Fuck, I was so close. 429 00:17:24,547 --> 00:17:25,651 ♪ I need a dime to find 430 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,550 - A baby? Shit. 431 00:17:27,653 --> 00:17:29,276 - Told you. 432 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:31,174 - That God damn baby shower gave her baby fever, Mike. 433 00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:32,382 - Told you. - Told you. 434 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:33,935 - I ain't got time for that. 435 00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:34,902 I mean, I want a baby, but not right now. 436 00:17:35,005 --> 00:17:36,076 I got other things-- 437 00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:37,215 I want to live my best life. 438 00:17:37,318 --> 00:17:38,457 - Told you. - Told you. 439 00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:40,666 - Y'all told me, too, bruh. 440 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:42,427 That shit crazy. - Bruh. 441 00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,049 - Of course, we told you this was gonna happen. 442 00:17:44,153 --> 00:17:45,464 - Man, it always happens. 443 00:17:45,568 --> 00:17:48,881 - Hey, now, what concessions did you ask for? 444 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,883 - Concessions? - Yes, sir. 445 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,195 She wants your baby batter. 446 00:17:52,299 --> 00:17:53,645 - Nast-- you nasty as hell, man. 447 00:17:53,748 --> 00:17:54,956 I ain't got time for that. 448 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:56,889 - What concessions did you ask for? 449 00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:01,170 - I mean, well, I asked for more exotic trips, more sex, 450 00:18:01,273 --> 00:18:03,620 you know like, we gonna watch porn here and there. 451 00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:04,621 - Boo! 452 00:18:04,725 --> 00:18:06,002 - Boo. 453 00:18:06,106 --> 00:18:07,072 - Look, when Vera wanted our first child, 454 00:18:07,176 --> 00:18:08,970 I got a pool table, dawg. 455 00:18:09,074 --> 00:18:10,489 - Yeah, this is a nice pool table. 456 00:18:10,593 --> 00:18:11,559 - Damn right. 457 00:18:11,663 --> 00:18:13,147 - Took two kids get the man cave. 458 00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:16,392 - Look, your baby batter has value, kink. 459 00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,084 - Get something out of it. 460 00:18:19,188 --> 00:18:20,085 - Man, I asked for a threesome. 461 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:23,985 - Okay. 462 00:18:24,089 --> 00:18:24,986 Go on. 463 00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:26,091 Go on. 464 00:18:26,195 --> 00:18:27,265 - I asked her for a threesome. 465 00:18:27,368 --> 00:18:29,025 - Okay, and what she say? - She laughed. 466 00:18:29,129 --> 00:18:30,544 - Aw, man. 467 00:18:30,647 --> 00:18:33,202 - Bro, you need to lock that in, 468 00:18:33,305 --> 00:18:34,341 like, immediately with that. 469 00:18:34,444 --> 00:18:36,032 That is clank, clank. 470 00:18:36,136 --> 00:18:37,689 That's got to happen like-- that's like the unicorn of all 471 00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:39,484 asks for a married man. 472 00:18:39,587 --> 00:18:42,003 - It's better than, like, a pool table and a man cave man? 473 00:18:42,107 --> 00:18:43,419 - Man, fuck that pool table. 474 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:46,111 Sex with your wife and another nasty-- 475 00:18:46,215 --> 00:18:48,078 - Dirty. - --gutter-ass chick? 476 00:18:48,182 --> 00:18:50,046 Bro, that's the ultimate flex. 477 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:51,910 - So should I ask for a threesome again? 478 00:18:52,013 --> 00:18:52,911 - Hell, yes. 479 00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:55,810 - Yes, man! 480 00:20:03,947 --> 00:20:06,018 - There go my baby. 481 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,537 Hey, boo. 482 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:08,711 What? 483 00:20:08,814 --> 00:20:09,712 What's this? 484 00:20:09,815 --> 00:20:11,472 Oh, we roleplaying? 485 00:20:11,576 --> 00:20:13,681 You Olivia Pope and I'm the person she trying to get out? 486 00:20:13,785 --> 00:20:15,476 - Please have a seat, sir. - Right here? 487 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,684 - Mm-hmm. 488 00:20:16,788 --> 00:20:18,617 - Where you get this '80s briefcase from? 489 00:20:18,721 --> 00:20:20,378 They don't even make them, no-- 490 00:20:20,481 --> 00:20:21,758 oh, you're taking it serious. 491 00:20:21,862 --> 00:20:24,036 What is this? 492 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,316 - That is a contract. 493 00:20:27,419 --> 00:20:28,489 - A contract? 494 00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:29,801 For what? 495 00:20:29,904 --> 00:20:31,458 - Well, we are two parties who seemingly 496 00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:33,045 want different things. 497 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,184 I want a baby. 498 00:20:34,288 --> 00:20:35,634 You want a threesome. 499 00:20:35,738 --> 00:20:38,085 So I have just a few concessions. 500 00:20:38,188 --> 00:20:40,225 - Wait a minute, you're trying to take away the Jaguars? 501 00:20:40,329 --> 00:20:41,640 Nah, you can't do that. 502 00:20:41,744 --> 00:20:42,503 - No, no, no. 503 00:20:42,607 --> 00:20:43,642 No, no, no, no, no, no. 504 00:20:43,746 --> 00:20:45,334 I'm not taking away anything. 505 00:20:45,437 --> 00:20:47,474 See, the contract simply outlines a list of chores 506 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:49,303 that I would like to see done around the house. 507 00:20:49,407 --> 00:20:53,100 Now, of course, any deviation from said list, then, yes, that 508 00:20:53,203 --> 00:20:54,584 takes away not only the threesome, 509 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,415 but your precious football for an entire year. 510 00:20:57,518 --> 00:20:59,313 - But there is a threesome, right? 511 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:00,866 There will be a threesome. 512 00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:03,559 - Sir, I would suggest you direct your attention 513 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,561 to the list of chores that I need to facilitate 514 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,390 said threesome. - Where is it? 515 00:21:07,494 --> 00:21:08,667 What part I looking at? 516 00:21:08,771 --> 00:21:11,498 - Well, we've got tabs A through C. 517 00:21:11,601 --> 00:21:14,052 - "Clean the gutters." 518 00:21:14,155 --> 00:21:15,950 - Babe, I feel you're skimming and not reading. 519 00:21:16,054 --> 00:21:17,020 - "Cut the grass." 520 00:21:20,023 --> 00:21:21,680 "And pray daily." I got it. 521 00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:23,061 Where do I sign? 522 00:21:23,164 --> 00:21:24,821 - I would strongly suggest you read the clause, hon. 523 00:21:24,925 --> 00:21:26,202 - Let me look-- let me look one more time. 524 00:21:26,306 --> 00:21:27,445 Let me look. 525 00:21:27,548 --> 00:21:29,136 - That's skimming. That's-- no. 526 00:21:29,239 --> 00:21:30,240 - Nah, I can read fast. 527 00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:31,380 - Okay. 528 00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:32,864 It's like short circuit. 529 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,486 - I went to school, too. - Okay, you're playing. 530 00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:35,729 Here. Fine. 531 00:21:35,832 --> 00:21:36,937 Go ahead. 532 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,387 I need you to-- yep, last page. Sign here. 533 00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:39,526 Initial there. 534 00:21:39,629 --> 00:21:40,768 And signature there. 535 00:21:43,944 --> 00:21:44,979 - Hey. 536 00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:48,120 Let's get to fucking. 537 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,950 Come on, babe. 538 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,957 They shooting? 539 00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:57,992 What? 540 00:21:58,096 --> 00:21:59,546 What? 541 00:21:59,649 --> 00:22:00,961 Oh. 542 00:22:04,102 --> 00:22:05,310 What is that? 543 00:22:05,414 --> 00:22:07,277 What is that noise? 544 00:22:07,381 --> 00:22:09,556 It is too fucking early. 545 00:22:09,659 --> 00:22:10,557 Ah! 546 00:22:14,975 --> 00:22:17,840 Dennis! 547 00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:21,878 - Oh, what's up, sugar? 548 00:22:21,982 --> 00:22:23,604 - What are you doing? 549 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:26,676 - Item number 3, rebuilding the cabinets in the kitchen. 550 00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:30,715 - What? 551 00:22:32,613 --> 00:22:33,959 - What? That's what you asked me to do. 552 00:22:34,063 --> 00:22:35,444 I'm doing what it say in the contract. 553 00:22:35,547 --> 00:22:37,135 Now, let me be. 554 00:22:37,238 --> 00:22:39,827 - Look, I know what I said, I wrote the list, okay? 555 00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:43,762 Dennis! 556 00:22:46,869 --> 00:22:48,629 Why are you doing it right now? 557 00:22:48,733 --> 00:22:50,804 Why are you doing it so early? 558 00:22:50,907 --> 00:22:52,909 - Because if I knock it all out right now, 559 00:22:53,013 --> 00:22:54,808 I can have it all done in a few weeks. 560 00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:09,063 ♪ Hey, hey 561 00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:10,030 ♪ Let's go 562 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:11,238 ♪ Hey 563 00:23:11,341 --> 00:23:12,895 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey 564 00:23:12,998 --> 00:23:14,172 ♪ Let's go 565 00:23:14,275 --> 00:23:15,207 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 566 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:16,277 ♪ Let's go 567 00:23:16,381 --> 00:23:17,382 ♪ Hey 568 00:23:17,486 --> 00:23:18,797 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 569 00:23:18,901 --> 00:23:20,454 ♪ Uh-oh ♪ Let's go 570 00:23:20,558 --> 00:23:21,973 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ Let's go 571 00:23:22,076 --> 00:23:23,733 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ Let's go 572 00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:25,425 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ Let's go 573 00:23:25,528 --> 00:23:26,978 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ Let's go 574 00:23:27,081 --> 00:23:28,566 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ Let's go 575 00:23:28,669 --> 00:23:30,015 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ Let's go 576 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,534 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ Let's go 577 00:23:31,638 --> 00:23:32,811 ♪ Put your hands up 578 00:23:32,915 --> 00:23:34,848 ♪ Let's go 579 00:23:51,485 --> 00:23:52,417 ♪ Let's go 580 00:23:52,521 --> 00:23:53,591 ♪ Put your hands up 581 00:23:53,694 --> 00:23:55,006 ♪ Let's go Put your hands up 582 00:23:59,079 --> 00:24:01,115 - Shit got in my eye. 583 00:24:01,219 --> 00:24:02,082 Got in my eye. 584 00:24:02,185 --> 00:24:03,117 Ah! 585 00:24:03,221 --> 00:24:04,222 Shit. 586 00:24:08,502 --> 00:24:09,469 Whoa! 587 00:24:09,572 --> 00:24:10,677 Whoa. 588 00:24:26,175 --> 00:24:27,176 Oh, boy. 589 00:24:47,507 --> 00:24:49,060 Fuck. 590 00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:54,203 - This is perfect. 591 00:24:54,306 --> 00:24:55,929 Okay. 592 00:24:56,032 --> 00:24:58,207 It goes without saying how busy our next quarter is gonna be. 593 00:24:58,310 --> 00:25:00,658 The Coleman Tobacco case around the corner, and all eyes 594 00:25:00,761 --> 00:25:03,419 are on us as the Tomomoto account. 595 00:25:03,523 --> 00:25:05,421 - We've got a darn good team, Dad. 596 00:25:05,525 --> 00:25:08,079 Very capable lawyers under my leadership 597 00:25:08,182 --> 00:25:09,874 that'll really rise to the occasion. 598 00:25:09,977 --> 00:25:11,772 - I couldn't agree with you more. 599 00:25:11,876 --> 00:25:15,155 That's why I'm gonna let Anna spearhead the Tomomoto account. 600 00:25:15,258 --> 00:25:17,260 - Anna, Dad? 601 00:25:17,364 --> 00:25:19,642 But I've personally handled the Tomomoto account 602 00:25:19,746 --> 00:25:20,781 for the past five years now. 603 00:25:20,885 --> 00:25:22,542 - And you have been great. 604 00:25:22,645 --> 00:25:24,785 But I need you to concentrate on Coleman 605 00:25:24,889 --> 00:25:27,443 and other high-profile cases we have coming in. 606 00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:29,031 - But Anna? 607 00:25:29,134 --> 00:25:31,551 - Is a highly capable asset to this firm. 608 00:25:31,654 --> 00:25:33,829 And I'm more than confident in her abilities. 609 00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:36,832 Anna, I've spoken with Nyoka Tomomoto, 610 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:38,661 and she's very excited to speak with you. 611 00:25:38,765 --> 00:25:41,043 So do me a big, fat, personal favor. 612 00:25:41,146 --> 00:25:42,423 - Yes, sir. 613 00:25:42,527 --> 00:25:44,080 - Knock 'em dead. - You got it. 614 00:25:44,184 --> 00:25:45,875 Thank you. I look forward to it. 615 00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:47,428 Thank you. 616 00:25:47,532 --> 00:25:50,362 - If there are no questions, that'll do it for me, Brad. 617 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,088 - No, sir. 618 00:25:52,192 --> 00:25:53,607 Best of luck, Anna. 619 00:25:53,711 --> 00:25:56,645 But we know you're gonna be great. 620 00:25:56,748 --> 00:25:58,957 Oh, I think we should go over some things. 621 00:25:59,061 --> 00:26:00,372 I know this client really well. 622 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:01,891 - I couldn't agree more. 623 00:26:06,655 --> 00:26:09,554 - Thank you. Thank you, sir. 624 00:26:27,192 --> 00:26:27,986 - Hey, bruh. 625 00:26:28,090 --> 00:26:29,816 We ain't seen you in, like-- 626 00:26:29,919 --> 00:26:35,511 - One month, 10 days, 13 hours and 27 seconds. 627 00:26:35,615 --> 00:26:36,650 - Right. 628 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:56,428 Ha! 629 00:26:59,293 --> 00:27:00,640 I did it. - Did what? 630 00:27:00,743 --> 00:27:02,020 - Oh, woo. 631 00:27:02,124 --> 00:27:03,815 God damn, boy! 632 00:27:03,919 --> 00:27:05,230 You ain't been bathing, man. 633 00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:07,681 You smell like chitlins and sweaty balls, dawg. 634 00:27:07,785 --> 00:27:09,752 - Yeah, it's bad, bruh. - Fuck you. 635 00:27:09,856 --> 00:27:11,651 - Nah, bullshit. - Shit bull. 636 00:27:14,654 --> 00:27:16,034 I'll be damned. - My God. 637 00:27:16,138 --> 00:27:17,173 - Pay respect. 638 00:27:17,277 --> 00:27:18,278 - All right, hold on. 639 00:27:18,381 --> 00:27:19,659 - Pay respect. - Please. 640 00:27:19,762 --> 00:27:21,039 - How did you do this? - Come on. 641 00:27:21,143 --> 00:27:22,213 - Teach us. 642 00:27:22,316 --> 00:27:23,214 - Y'all don't deserve-- 643 00:27:23,317 --> 00:27:24,525 - Please teach us, man. 644 00:27:24,629 --> 00:27:25,492 - Can you get my girl to do it, too? 645 00:27:25,595 --> 00:27:26,838 - Y'all don't deserve-- 646 00:27:26,942 --> 00:27:28,391 - Can you get my girl to do it, too? 647 00:27:28,495 --> 00:27:29,599 - I want, too. - Come on. 648 00:27:29,703 --> 00:27:30,704 Come on. - Threesome. 649 00:27:30,808 --> 00:27:31,947 - I hate-- I hate my life. 650 00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:33,673 - I want a threesome. - What? 651 00:27:33,776 --> 00:27:35,122 - I want a threesome. - Come on, what you want? 652 00:27:35,226 --> 00:27:36,572 - I want a threesome. - I want one, too. 653 00:27:36,676 --> 00:27:37,987 - Oh ♪ - Threesome ♪ 654 00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:39,368 - Do y'all deserve-- - ♪ Ooh, threesomes 655 00:27:39,471 --> 00:27:40,369 - ♪ Yeah, yeah - Yeah ♪ 656 00:27:40,472 --> 00:27:41,370 - ♪ Yeah, threesomes 657 00:27:41,473 --> 00:27:42,474 - Do y'all deserve-- 658 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:43,786 - ♪ Threesomes 659 00:27:43,890 --> 00:27:44,891 - ♪ Yeah, yeah yeah, threesomes ♪ 660 00:27:44,994 --> 00:27:46,409 - Y'all don't deserve no-- 661 00:27:46,513 --> 00:27:48,170 - ♪ Hey, I want a threesome 662 00:27:48,273 --> 00:27:49,758 - ♪ We want the threesome - ♪ I want a threesome 663 00:27:49,861 --> 00:27:51,242 - ♪ We want a threesome - ♪ I want a-- 664 00:27:51,345 --> 00:27:52,312 ♪ I want a-- 665 00:27:52,415 --> 00:27:53,244 - ♪ We want a threesome 666 00:27:53,347 --> 00:27:54,486 - Get y'all ass up. 667 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,005 - A threesome. 668 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:58,042 I can't believe he finished that freaking list. 669 00:27:58,145 --> 00:27:59,906 - I have to give it to him. 670 00:28:00,009 --> 00:28:03,737 A man with vagina on the mind can move mountains. 671 00:28:03,841 --> 00:28:06,257 - And apparently, bricks, lumber, and roof tile. 672 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:09,087 - Hey, it's not the worst thing, girl. 673 00:28:09,191 --> 00:28:09,985 - What? 674 00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:11,641 - You wanted a baby, right? 675 00:28:11,745 --> 00:28:13,195 That is the main thing. 676 00:28:13,298 --> 00:28:14,127 - I mean, yeah. 677 00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:15,542 - Okay. 678 00:28:15,645 --> 00:28:17,233 So this is what's gonna happen, okay? 679 00:28:17,337 --> 00:28:19,891 At the end of the day, he's gonna turkey baste your cooch 680 00:28:19,995 --> 00:28:21,099 with millions of swimmers. 681 00:28:21,203 --> 00:28:22,860 Ah, ah, ah, listen. Listen. 682 00:28:22,963 --> 00:28:24,413 And then you're gonna get a little moocher out 683 00:28:24,516 --> 00:28:25,966 of this who's gonna look like both of you 684 00:28:26,070 --> 00:28:29,211 and drain your bank in perpetuity. 685 00:28:29,314 --> 00:28:30,626 - I actually look forward to the perpetuity. 686 00:28:30,730 --> 00:28:32,179 - Mm-hmm. 687 00:28:32,283 --> 00:28:33,387 - It's the threesome that I have questions. 688 00:28:33,491 --> 00:28:34,423 - Oh. 689 00:28:34,526 --> 00:28:35,424 Oh, yes. 690 00:28:35,527 --> 00:28:37,909 Threesomes are fucking amazing. 691 00:28:38,013 --> 00:28:40,153 Well, well, well, actually, no. 692 00:28:40,256 --> 00:28:42,811 It does depend on who the two other people are. 693 00:28:42,914 --> 00:28:45,503 And I feel sorry because you with Dennis's wack ass. 694 00:28:45,606 --> 00:28:47,160 - Hey. 695 00:28:47,263 --> 00:28:49,265 Any woman would love a threesome with me and my man. 696 00:28:49,369 --> 00:28:50,888 - Mm, that's cute. 697 00:28:50,991 --> 00:28:53,304 You standing by your wack ass, man. 698 00:28:53,407 --> 00:28:55,237 ooh, oh! 699 00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:57,446 - Ooh, ooh. 700 00:28:57,549 --> 00:28:59,103 You want to see one of mine? 701 00:28:59,206 --> 00:29:00,552 - No, I'd actually like to just put on our pajamas 702 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:01,899 and continue our girls' night. 703 00:29:02,002 --> 00:29:04,418 And why do you have a recording of it? 704 00:29:04,522 --> 00:29:05,661 - Treasured memories. 705 00:29:05,765 --> 00:29:07,214 Mm, oh, wait. 706 00:29:07,318 --> 00:29:09,630 And let me give you some really good advice, okay? 707 00:29:09,734 --> 00:29:10,735 - Okay. 708 00:29:10,839 --> 00:29:12,254 - Are you ready for this? 709 00:29:12,357 --> 00:29:13,703 - You never get good advice, but continue. 710 00:29:13,807 --> 00:29:15,188 - You're such a hater. 711 00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:17,293 Listen, this is important, Anna. 712 00:29:17,397 --> 00:29:19,261 Do not let him pick. 713 00:29:19,364 --> 00:29:20,469 Very important. 714 00:29:20,572 --> 00:29:21,953 - Okay, wait, I did state 715 00:29:22,057 --> 00:29:23,748 in the contract that I get to pick. 716 00:29:23,852 --> 00:29:25,025 But, like, why? Is that-- is that a thing? 717 00:29:25,129 --> 00:29:26,544 - Good. Yes. Oh. Oh, boo! 718 00:29:26,647 --> 00:29:27,579 Oh, boo! 719 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:28,718 Here. 720 00:29:28,822 --> 00:29:29,996 - I'm scared. 721 00:29:34,379 --> 00:29:35,622 - I'm about to b-- 722 00:29:35,725 --> 00:29:39,281 Oh! 723 00:29:39,384 --> 00:29:41,283 - Hold your mouth. That is nasty. 724 00:29:41,386 --> 00:29:42,732 Mm-mm. - Girl. 725 00:29:42,836 --> 00:29:44,079 - I didn't like that. 726 00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:46,357 - That was like a drunk game of Twister. 727 00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:48,531 But, you know when girls are in charge, 728 00:29:48,635 --> 00:29:50,533 oh, it feels so much better. 729 00:29:50,637 --> 00:29:51,569 - Ooh! 730 00:29:51,672 --> 00:29:52,604 - Ooh. 731 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:53,882 Ooh, yes, you want to see? 732 00:29:53,985 --> 00:29:55,193 Okay, you got to see this one. 733 00:29:55,297 --> 00:29:56,505 - No, I'm good. 734 00:29:56,608 --> 00:29:57,747 Just-- just-- just tell me why women are better. 735 00:29:57,851 --> 00:29:59,577 Just explain it. 736 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,889 - Well, you know, because, well, we know how to do things. 737 00:30:00,992 --> 00:30:02,338 Women like, we understand. 738 00:30:02,442 --> 00:30:04,478 You know all this in-out, and like. 739 00:30:04,582 --> 00:30:05,825 - Oh, this? 740 00:30:05,928 --> 00:30:07,102 Is that what your men are doing? 741 00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:08,724 - Am I lying? - Oh, poor thing. 742 00:30:08,828 --> 00:30:10,899 - That is not how we define good sex. 743 00:30:11,002 --> 00:30:14,834 See, you know, a lady. 744 00:30:14,937 --> 00:30:19,977 Who knows a woman's body better than a woman? 745 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,634 - Ooh, I know, her gynecologist. 746 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,084 - Bitch. - What? 747 00:30:24,188 --> 00:30:25,327 My gynecologist know me. - Okay, listen listen. 748 00:30:25,430 --> 00:30:26,500 Anna, look. 749 00:30:26,604 --> 00:30:28,123 I'm gonna tell you the truth. 750 00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:30,056 You can let Dennis control this if you want, 751 00:30:30,159 --> 00:30:31,781 but that's like letting a toddler 752 00:30:31,885 --> 00:30:35,647 paint with mashed potatoes, messy, regretful, 753 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:39,513 and an un, unexciting, bitch. 754 00:30:39,617 --> 00:30:40,929 - Okay, advice taken. 755 00:30:41,032 --> 00:30:42,758 All right, but you gonna have to prove this to me 756 00:30:42,862 --> 00:30:44,449 that you know what you're talking about. 757 00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:46,935 How many women have you actually had a threesome with? 758 00:30:47,038 --> 00:30:48,246 Lots and lots. 759 00:30:48,350 --> 00:30:49,765 Oh, lots and lots? 760 00:30:49,869 --> 00:30:51,077 Lots and lots. 761 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,147 Loads and loads. 762 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,665 - Some of the best sex ever. 763 00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:56,013 Ooh, girl, - Girl, ew. 764 00:30:56,116 --> 00:30:58,084 - I'm telling you, mm, they ain't nothing wrong 765 00:30:58,187 --> 00:30:59,637 with a little carpet munching. 766 00:31:01,018 --> 00:31:01,881 - Really? 767 00:31:01,984 --> 00:31:03,020 - Yeah. 768 00:31:03,123 --> 00:31:04,055 Okay, let me show you this. 769 00:31:04,159 --> 00:31:05,677 This girl. Woo! 770 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,231 - Let me see. 771 00:31:07,334 --> 00:31:09,923 Let me see what you talkin' about, 'cos-- oh. 772 00:31:10,027 --> 00:31:12,132 - And don't knock it till you try it. 773 00:31:15,239 --> 00:31:16,896 - Yes. Oh, and look at this. 774 00:31:16,999 --> 00:31:17,931 Look, look, look. She's about to do that thing. 775 00:31:18,035 --> 00:31:18,932 She's gonna squirt. 776 00:31:26,112 --> 00:31:27,768 - Baby! - Oh, shit. 777 00:31:27,872 --> 00:31:28,804 - Babe! 778 00:31:28,908 --> 00:31:30,254 Ooh! 779 00:31:30,357 --> 00:31:32,981 We are gonna have the best threesome ever. 780 00:31:33,084 --> 00:31:34,154 - Ever, ever? 781 00:31:34,258 --> 00:31:36,363 - The things I just learnt. 782 00:31:36,467 --> 00:31:39,228 Okay, now I do have some conditions. 783 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:40,712 - Conditions, here you go. 784 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,266 - You know me. 785 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:43,129 - Wee, yay! 786 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,753 ♪ It might be my confidence 787 00:31:46,856 --> 00:31:48,755 ♪ Is it obvious 788 00:31:48,858 --> 00:31:51,689 - Are you nervous? 789 00:31:51,792 --> 00:31:53,001 - Very much so. 790 00:31:53,104 --> 00:31:55,624 - Don't trip. 791 00:31:55,727 --> 00:31:58,765 What do you think of her? 792 00:31:58,868 --> 00:32:00,974 - Ooh, black dress? 793 00:32:06,566 --> 00:32:08,775 Wouldn't say no. 794 00:32:08,878 --> 00:32:09,776 Oh, no. 795 00:32:09,879 --> 00:32:11,226 No, no, no, no, no, no. 796 00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:12,468 She caught me-- she caught me staring. 797 00:32:12,572 --> 00:32:13,504 - It's good. 798 00:32:13,607 --> 00:32:15,506 She smiled You good. 799 00:32:15,609 --> 00:32:16,956 - Yeah? - Yeah. 800 00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:18,371 I think I'll go say something. 801 00:32:18,474 --> 00:32:19,786 Baby, what are you doing? 802 00:32:19,889 --> 00:32:21,477 Don't. Wait. Sit, sit, sit, sit. 803 00:32:21,581 --> 00:32:22,616 - Oh, yeah, I forgot. 804 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,135 I forgot. 805 00:32:24,239 --> 00:32:26,620 The contract states that you get to pick. 806 00:32:26,724 --> 00:32:27,897 - Yes, I get to pick. 807 00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:29,692 - Yeah, you get to pick. 808 00:32:29,796 --> 00:32:30,935 okay, go for it. 809 00:32:31,039 --> 00:32:32,488 Go for it. Go for it. 810 00:32:32,592 --> 00:32:34,594 Just ask her who she voted for. 811 00:32:34,697 --> 00:32:35,629 - All right. 812 00:32:38,529 --> 00:32:39,668 - I'm okay. 813 00:32:39,771 --> 00:32:41,049 ♪ It might be my confidence 814 00:32:41,152 --> 00:32:43,983 ♪ Is it obvious 815 00:32:44,086 --> 00:32:45,363 - Hello. 816 00:32:45,467 --> 00:32:47,158 - Hello. 817 00:32:47,262 --> 00:32:50,472 - My wife and I would like for you to come talk to us. 818 00:32:50,575 --> 00:32:51,749 - That's your wife? 819 00:32:51,852 --> 00:32:53,544 - Yeah. 820 00:32:53,647 --> 00:32:55,546 - She's beautiful. 821 00:32:55,649 --> 00:32:57,272 - Why don't you go say hello to her? 822 00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:01,310 - Okay. 823 00:33:04,865 --> 00:33:05,832 Thank you. 824 00:33:05,935 --> 00:33:06,867 I'll be right back. 825 00:33:06,971 --> 00:33:07,868 Thank you. 826 00:33:07,972 --> 00:33:09,180 Thank you. 827 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,393 - You are so beautiful. 828 00:33:15,497 --> 00:33:16,912 - Thank you. So are you. 829 00:33:17,016 --> 00:33:18,603 - Thank you. 830 00:33:18,707 --> 00:33:23,505 You know, my boyfriend was supposed to pick me up, but-- 831 00:33:23,608 --> 00:33:25,196 - But? 832 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:26,542 - You want to come hang with us. 833 00:33:26,646 --> 00:33:28,510 Why don't you? 834 00:33:28,613 --> 00:33:30,960 - Okay, so you guys are trying to have some fun, yeah? 835 00:33:31,064 --> 00:33:31,996 - Mm-hmm. - I mean-- 836 00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:33,756 - I mean, yeah. - Yeah? 837 00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:34,895 - Okay. 838 00:33:34,999 --> 00:33:36,069 Well, I'm down. 839 00:33:36,173 --> 00:33:37,139 Let's do it. 840 00:33:37,243 --> 00:33:39,900 - You sure? - I am sure. 841 00:33:40,004 --> 00:33:41,695 - Great. 842 00:33:41,799 --> 00:33:42,800 - Let's do it. 843 00:33:45,389 --> 00:33:46,562 - Okay. 844 00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:50,394 So I will be right back. 845 00:33:50,497 --> 00:33:52,810 ♪ I'm going to find out 846 00:33:52,913 --> 00:33:54,122 - This way. 847 00:33:54,225 --> 00:33:56,400 - Nice place. 848 00:33:56,503 --> 00:33:57,677 - Thank you. 849 00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:59,679 Nice dress. 850 00:34:01,784 --> 00:34:03,407 - Thank you. 851 00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:06,306 - It'll look even better if you take that thing off. 852 00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:08,101 - Dennis. 853 00:34:08,205 --> 00:34:09,584 - Yeah. 854 00:34:09,689 --> 00:34:10,586 But yeah. 855 00:34:10,689 --> 00:34:12,035 - Can I have a drink? 856 00:34:12,140 --> 00:34:13,106 - You sure can. 857 00:34:13,209 --> 00:34:14,796 What would you like? 858 00:34:18,042 --> 00:34:18,974 - Whiskey. 859 00:34:19,077 --> 00:34:20,354 - Whiskey? 860 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:23,530 Oh, I see what type of town you're on. 861 00:34:23,633 --> 00:34:24,842 Yeah. 862 00:34:24,945 --> 00:34:28,086 - But I can't stay too late, though, because I 863 00:34:28,189 --> 00:34:29,778 have class in the morning. 864 00:34:29,881 --> 00:34:30,778 - Oh, for real? 865 00:34:30,881 --> 00:34:31,849 You go to the university? 866 00:34:31,952 --> 00:34:32,883 Go Hogs. 867 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,610 - No. 868 00:34:34,714 --> 00:34:36,992 - What, you nurse school? 869 00:34:37,095 --> 00:34:39,131 Cosmetology? 870 00:34:39,236 --> 00:34:40,340 Flight attendant? 871 00:34:40,443 --> 00:34:42,342 - Go, Tigers. I'm a senior. 872 00:34:42,446 --> 00:34:43,653 I go to Millville High. 873 00:34:43,756 --> 00:34:44,896 - Whoa. - Nope. 874 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,001 - What the hell? 875 00:34:46,104 --> 00:34:48,003 - Honey. 876 00:34:48,106 --> 00:34:50,937 This is a productive mentorship meeting. 877 00:34:51,039 --> 00:34:52,387 Get that back in there. 878 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:53,180 - No. 879 00:34:53,284 --> 00:34:54,664 I'm 18, silly. 880 00:34:54,767 --> 00:34:55,838 We can get this done in, like, 30 minutes. 881 00:34:55,941 --> 00:34:57,288 Come on. - No, I'm good. 882 00:34:57,392 --> 00:34:59,290 I don't want to go to jail. 883 00:34:59,394 --> 00:35:01,810 You know, you get the Uber done in, like, 30 minutes. 884 00:35:01,913 --> 00:35:03,605 You're going to be in the Uber. 885 00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:07,126 Hurry up and get you back home, so you can go back to school. 886 00:35:15,306 --> 00:35:18,516 Oh, would you look at that? the Uber's already here. 887 00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:20,277 Let me get you up out of here. 888 00:35:23,211 --> 00:35:24,419 What? - That's not an Uber. 889 00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:25,937 That's my daddy. - Your daddy? 890 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,629 What you mean? - My daddy. 891 00:35:27,732 --> 00:35:29,355 - Yo. 892 00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:32,841 - I've been tracking your phone all night looking for you. 893 00:35:32,944 --> 00:35:34,946 And you, you a dead man. 894 00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:36,707 - No, no, no. 895 00:35:36,810 --> 00:35:38,157 Daddy, daddy, you know what your parole officer said. 896 00:35:38,260 --> 00:35:39,710 - Parole? 897 00:35:39,813 --> 00:35:41,470 - Okay, he's got a bad knee, but you need to go. 898 00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:43,783 - I'm going. - No, no, no, no, no. 899 00:35:45,854 --> 00:35:46,855 - Daddy! 900 00:35:53,758 --> 00:35:54,725 - What's that? 901 00:35:54,828 --> 00:35:56,416 - Daddy. - Daddy? 902 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:57,693 - Yeah. 903 00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:08,221 You know, last night really wasn't that-- 904 00:36:08,325 --> 00:36:14,123 - Nope, not a single word ever about last night. 905 00:36:14,227 --> 00:36:15,194 - But you got to think-- 906 00:36:15,297 --> 00:36:17,265 - Zip. 907 00:36:17,368 --> 00:36:18,645 - You ain't give me-- 908 00:36:18,749 --> 00:36:19,888 - Zip. 909 00:36:19,991 --> 00:36:20,854 - If that got-- 910 00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:23,271 - Bop, bop, bop. 911 00:36:23,374 --> 00:36:24,720 - Peter Piper pick a-- 912 00:36:24,824 --> 00:36:25,997 - You trying it. 913 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,654 You trying it. 914 00:36:27,758 --> 00:36:28,759 - If you hit me-- 915 00:36:28,862 --> 00:36:30,036 These ain't paid veneers. 916 00:36:30,139 --> 00:36:31,762 I just got them put in. 917 00:36:31,865 --> 00:36:34,109 - You better be happy this is almond milk. 918 00:36:34,213 --> 00:36:37,216 - It better be because you know I'm lactose intolerant. 919 00:36:37,319 --> 00:36:38,493 Or is it intolerant lactose? 920 00:36:44,395 --> 00:36:45,672 You sure this isn't too much? 921 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:49,400 - I see you, Dinner Suave. 922 00:36:49,504 --> 00:36:50,815 - I don't know. 923 00:36:50,919 --> 00:36:52,921 I just feel like I take orders at a steak house. 924 00:36:53,024 --> 00:36:54,509 I ain't overdressed? 925 00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:55,889 - Well, babe, what are we supposed to wear, huh? 926 00:36:55,993 --> 00:36:57,305 We got to embrace the culture. 927 00:36:57,408 --> 00:36:58,720 You want us in T-shirts? 928 00:36:58,823 --> 00:36:59,962 Some tracksuits? 929 00:37:00,066 --> 00:37:02,206 - But this looks like a kid outfit. 930 00:37:02,310 --> 00:37:03,621 - No. Babe, come on. 931 00:37:03,725 --> 00:37:05,520 Trust me, you look amazing. 932 00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:08,730 When it all comes together, the whole thing-- 933 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,179 yeah. Come on. 934 00:37:10,283 --> 00:37:11,215 Put your chest up. 935 00:37:11,319 --> 00:37:12,803 There you go, babe. 936 00:37:12,906 --> 00:37:15,357 And bring me a steak, porterhouse, medium well, 937 00:37:15,461 --> 00:37:16,669 and a baked potato. 938 00:37:19,568 --> 00:37:24,608 No, the pants don't make your ass look fat. 939 00:37:38,346 --> 00:37:39,554 Oh, shit, babe. 940 00:37:42,004 --> 00:37:43,385 Oh, shit. - Come on, now. 941 00:37:43,489 --> 00:37:45,387 Don't do that. Don't do that. 942 00:37:45,491 --> 00:37:46,733 We shut it down just now. 943 00:37:46,837 --> 00:37:47,941 Come on. 944 00:37:48,045 --> 00:37:48,942 Why y'all ain't dressed? 945 00:37:50,634 --> 00:37:52,221 Y'all ain't fucking with it? - What's the faces for? 946 00:37:52,325 --> 00:37:53,395 - We look good. 947 00:37:53,499 --> 00:37:54,948 Don't do that. Don't do that. 948 00:37:55,052 --> 00:37:55,949 - We might be. 949 00:38:16,038 --> 00:38:17,937 - Welcome. 950 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,559 - Hi. 951 00:38:19,663 --> 00:38:20,560 I'm Anna. 952 00:38:20,664 --> 00:38:21,872 This is my husband, Dennis. 953 00:38:21,975 --> 00:38:23,874 - Oh. Maria. 954 00:38:23,977 --> 00:38:25,565 Big D. 955 00:38:25,669 --> 00:38:26,463 - Oh. 956 00:38:26,566 --> 00:38:27,395 You have a strong handshake. 957 00:38:27,498 --> 00:38:29,293 - You feel that? 958 00:38:29,397 --> 00:38:31,330 - You must be very handy around the house. 959 00:38:31,433 --> 00:38:33,124 - I do a lot of things with these hands. 960 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,263 I-- yeah. 961 00:38:34,367 --> 00:38:36,404 But you know what I'm saying. 962 00:38:36,507 --> 00:38:41,098 - Usually with our first timers, we like to pair up. 963 00:38:43,411 --> 00:38:45,896 You have a dancer's body. 964 00:38:45,999 --> 00:38:47,863 Have you danced before? 965 00:38:47,967 --> 00:38:48,864 - This body? 966 00:38:48,968 --> 00:38:50,245 My body? 967 00:38:50,349 --> 00:38:51,833 Man, I took a class in, like, college. 968 00:38:51,936 --> 00:38:53,490 It's just nothing. 969 00:38:53,593 --> 00:38:54,870 - So you'll dance with me? 970 00:38:54,974 --> 00:38:56,493 - Yes. 971 00:38:56,596 --> 00:38:58,909 - And I'll pair you with one of my experienced dancers. 972 00:38:59,012 --> 00:39:00,289 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 973 00:39:00,393 --> 00:39:01,360 - I'm excited. 974 00:39:04,121 --> 00:39:06,503 - I'll give you five minutes before you ask for a threesome. 975 00:39:06,606 --> 00:39:08,125 - But after five, I'm good? Mm-hmm. 976 00:39:08,228 --> 00:39:09,195 - All right. 977 00:39:09,298 --> 00:39:11,024 - Six. 978 00:39:11,128 --> 00:39:14,303 - Abuelita. 979 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,776 Dance with Abuelita. 980 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:43,022 Watch Anna and I, but try not to dance as hot. 981 00:39:43,125 --> 00:39:44,057 - I'm good. 982 00:39:44,161 --> 00:39:45,196 - No, no, no. 983 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,751 Salsa is a complicated dance. 984 00:39:47,854 --> 00:39:51,755 She's an experienced dancer, but a little old and delicate. 985 00:39:51,858 --> 00:39:53,619 - Oh, shit. 986 00:39:53,722 --> 00:39:56,415 - I ain't no flower horse, so you 987 00:39:56,518 --> 00:39:59,210 can dance as hot as you want. 988 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:00,557 - I'm good. 989 00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:01,799 I don't-- I don't need to learn. 990 00:40:01,903 --> 00:40:02,904 - Yes, baby. - No, I don't-- 991 00:40:03,007 --> 00:40:04,215 I'm good. 992 00:40:20,577 --> 00:40:21,750 - Come, baby. 993 00:40:47,914 --> 00:40:51,711 Salsa dance is-- it's a dance that forces you 994 00:40:51,815 --> 00:40:54,783 to explore your sensuality. 995 00:40:54,887 --> 00:40:57,130 - That is definitely what we came to do. 996 00:40:57,234 --> 00:41:01,514 - Then I will help you both. 997 00:41:01,618 --> 00:41:02,757 - I'd like that very much. 998 00:41:11,559 --> 00:41:12,870 - Help. - Oh, shit. 999 00:41:12,974 --> 00:41:14,423 - My ankle. 1000 00:41:14,527 --> 00:41:16,460 - Help me up. - My ankle. 1001 00:41:16,564 --> 00:41:18,117 - Help. - My ankle. 1002 00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:19,152 - Shit. 1003 00:41:19,256 --> 00:41:20,878 - Oh, my ankle. 1004 00:41:20,982 --> 00:41:22,259 My ankle. 1005 00:41:22,362 --> 00:41:23,812 My ankle. 1006 00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:24,744 My ankle. 1007 00:41:24,848 --> 00:41:26,539 I hate you. 1008 00:41:26,643 --> 00:41:28,299 I hate you. 1009 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:31,613 You'll be all right. 1010 00:41:31,717 --> 00:41:34,582 - She probably going to need a new hip and everything. 1011 00:41:34,685 --> 00:41:36,135 Hope she got the insurance. 1012 00:41:36,238 --> 00:41:38,137 She should be good, though. 1013 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,518 What? 1014 00:41:39,621 --> 00:41:42,003 - You took out one of my best dancers. 1015 00:41:42,106 --> 00:41:43,452 - Tell me about it. 1016 00:41:43,556 --> 00:41:45,385 - You suck at dancing. 1017 00:41:45,489 --> 00:41:46,490 - That was the whole point of coming. 1018 00:41:46,594 --> 00:41:48,078 You're supposed to teach me. 1019 00:41:48,181 --> 00:41:50,287 - You must also know you are banned from my class. 1020 00:41:50,390 --> 00:41:51,357 - Banned? 1021 00:41:51,460 --> 00:41:54,498 What type of time you on? 1022 00:41:54,602 --> 00:41:55,844 Baby, she just banned us. 1023 00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:56,949 - I heard. 1024 00:41:57,052 --> 00:41:58,019 I heard. 1025 00:41:58,122 --> 00:41:59,261 - That's crazy. 1026 00:41:59,365 --> 00:42:01,194 Like, we just got-- she gon' ban both of us? 1027 00:42:01,298 --> 00:42:02,299 Like, that's crazy. 1028 00:42:03,507 --> 00:42:09,340 - No, she is welcome anytime. 1029 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:10,410 - Yeah, she wants you. 1030 00:42:10,514 --> 00:42:11,688 Did you at least get her number? 1031 00:42:11,791 --> 00:42:12,930 - Hmm? - Did you get her number? 1032 00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:14,276 - What happened? 1033 00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:16,106 - Was those dance moves even part of the lesson? 1034 00:42:16,209 --> 00:42:18,349 - Well, I don't think that the moves 1035 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:22,284 you were putting on granny were AARP approved either. 1036 00:42:22,388 --> 00:42:23,907 - That ain't funny. - I laughed. 1037 00:42:24,010 --> 00:42:25,771 - No, you shouldn't. - You don't think it's funny? 1038 00:42:25,874 --> 00:42:27,220 - No. I'm banned. 1039 00:42:27,324 --> 00:42:28,532 She said you can stay. What I'm supposed to do? 1040 00:42:28,636 --> 00:42:29,878 - I don't know. 1041 00:42:29,982 --> 00:42:30,948 But next time, maybe lift from the core. 1042 00:42:31,052 --> 00:42:32,225 It's all in the core, babe. 1043 00:42:32,329 --> 00:42:33,537 - Let's go 'cause we ain't get no threesome. 1044 00:42:33,641 --> 00:42:35,159 - Okay. Wait. Wait. 1045 00:42:35,263 --> 00:42:36,747 You go over there, and you have a seat. 1046 00:42:36,851 --> 00:42:38,369 I'ma stay and finish my lesson. - Stay? 1047 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,613 - Yes, thank you for coming and-- and supporting, but-- 1048 00:42:40,717 --> 00:42:42,132 - This is a us thing. - I know, babe. 1049 00:42:42,235 --> 00:42:44,134 Just go grab your hat. Go grab your hat. 1050 00:42:44,237 --> 00:42:46,274 I'm going to work on getting you back in class. 1051 00:42:46,377 --> 00:42:47,758 Okay. Have a seat. 1052 00:42:47,862 --> 00:42:49,242 Olé! 1053 00:42:49,346 --> 00:42:52,245 Okay. Okay. 1054 00:42:52,349 --> 00:42:53,281 - Okay. 1055 00:42:53,384 --> 00:42:54,523 - Don't fuck her without me. 1056 00:43:04,464 --> 00:43:06,846 - Hey Anna. Have you seen Sherry? 1057 00:43:06,950 --> 00:43:08,848 She was supposed to have that brief ready for me, 1058 00:43:08,952 --> 00:43:11,989 and I keep getting sent to voicemail. 1059 00:43:12,093 --> 00:43:13,715 - That girl, no. 1060 00:43:13,819 --> 00:43:14,958 But if I see her, I'll definitely send her your way. 1061 00:43:15,061 --> 00:43:16,338 - Oh. 1062 00:43:16,442 --> 00:43:18,237 And by the way, I just want to let you know, 1063 00:43:18,340 --> 00:43:21,585 I'm really sorry that you got taken off of the account. 1064 00:43:21,689 --> 00:43:24,623 - The Tomomoto account? 1065 00:43:24,726 --> 00:43:27,177 - You didn't know? 1066 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:28,972 You know what? Forget I said anything. 1067 00:43:29,075 --> 00:43:30,145 You didn't hear it from me. 1068 00:43:30,249 --> 00:43:31,250 Nope. 1069 00:43:33,114 --> 00:43:34,080 - What the fuck? 1070 00:43:45,471 --> 00:43:46,437 - Anna. 1071 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:47,853 Can I help you with something? 1072 00:43:47,956 --> 00:43:49,130 I'm 1073 00:43:49,233 --> 00:43:51,408 - No longer spearheading the Tomomoto account? 1074 00:43:51,511 --> 00:43:53,410 - That's right. 1075 00:43:53,513 --> 00:43:55,584 - Was there something wrong with the work I've done on it? 1076 00:43:55,688 --> 00:43:58,587 - Not at all. 1077 00:43:58,691 --> 00:44:00,175 Brad's running point. 1078 00:44:00,279 --> 00:44:03,282 And he thought it'd be better if he just did it himself. 1079 00:44:03,385 --> 00:44:04,317 - Brad? 1080 00:44:04,421 --> 00:44:06,216 - Yeah. 1081 00:44:06,319 --> 00:44:08,183 Brad's had a close relationship with Tomomoto 1082 00:44:08,287 --> 00:44:09,495 since he clerked for me. 1083 00:44:09,598 --> 00:44:12,463 - So Brad just gets what he wants? 1084 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:13,533 Sorry. 1085 00:44:13,637 --> 00:44:15,190 I should not have said that. 1086 00:44:15,294 --> 00:44:19,850 - No, that's an obvious thought you're entitled to have. 1087 00:44:19,954 --> 00:44:22,611 Brad said he asked you to connect with him so he 1088 00:44:22,715 --> 00:44:27,513 could bring you up to speed on some things, but you declined. 1089 00:44:27,616 --> 00:44:28,445 - Did he also mention-- 1090 00:44:28,548 --> 00:44:29,446 never mind. 1091 00:44:29,549 --> 00:44:30,758 Excuse me. 1092 00:44:33,036 --> 00:44:34,727 - Let's get back to work. 1093 00:44:34,831 --> 00:44:37,626 What do you say, 140 grand on the small account? 1094 00:44:55,368 --> 00:44:56,335 - Hi. 1095 00:44:56,438 --> 00:44:57,474 Hi, Anna. 1096 00:44:57,577 --> 00:44:58,751 - Sherry. 1097 00:45:02,444 --> 00:45:04,550 Don't you have a brief that's due to edit? 1098 00:45:04,653 --> 00:45:06,276 - Yeah, I was just-- - Oh, were you? 1099 00:45:06,379 --> 00:45:08,036 You're just going to go clickity click? 1100 00:45:11,246 --> 00:45:12,489 - How are things? 1101 00:45:12,592 --> 00:45:15,423 - Why did you remove me from the Tomomoto account? 1102 00:45:15,526 --> 00:45:18,944 - Well, that client requires a special touch. 1103 00:45:19,047 --> 00:45:21,601 - A special touch that you don't think I have? 1104 00:45:21,705 --> 00:45:23,742 - No, one that requires a lawyer 1105 00:45:23,845 --> 00:45:25,433 to be professionally focused. 1106 00:45:25,536 --> 00:45:27,953 See, I tried to meet with you about the client's needs. 1107 00:45:28,056 --> 00:45:29,540 And you chose not to. 1108 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:32,543 - Uh, rightfully so, Brad. 1109 00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:35,477 You're sitting here preaching to me about professionalism. 1110 00:45:35,581 --> 00:45:37,894 And I just caught you in here with Ed's secretary. 1111 00:45:37,997 --> 00:45:42,001 And jeez, my mouth is open. 1112 00:45:42,105 --> 00:45:43,106 Get some air freshener. 1113 00:45:43,209 --> 00:45:44,210 It stinks. 1114 00:45:46,592 --> 00:45:48,283 - Look. 1115 00:45:48,387 --> 00:45:51,977 Anna, we need lawyers around here to be laser-focused, okay? 1116 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,324 You can't be caught up in the insignificant details 1117 00:45:54,427 --> 00:45:56,015 and the little people in your life 1118 00:45:56,119 --> 00:45:58,811 that like to jump into pools. 1119 00:45:58,915 --> 00:46:00,606 - Okay. 1120 00:46:00,709 --> 00:46:02,953 First off, my marriage is not an insignificant detail 1121 00:46:03,057 --> 00:46:04,437 in my personal life. 1122 00:46:04,541 --> 00:46:06,681 And what I do with it outside of this office 1123 00:46:06,785 --> 00:46:08,372 has no bearing on my job performance 1124 00:46:08,476 --> 00:46:11,134 and definitely should have zero interest for you. 1125 00:46:11,237 --> 00:46:14,171 - Look Anna, it is important that you know that me removing 1126 00:46:14,275 --> 00:46:16,691 you from this account had absolutely nothing 1127 00:46:16,795 --> 00:46:18,900 to do with you and that-- 1128 00:46:19,004 --> 00:46:20,315 that little gremlin that likes to get wet. 1129 00:46:20,419 --> 00:46:21,351 What's his name? 1130 00:46:21,454 --> 00:46:22,386 - Dennis? 1131 00:46:22,490 --> 00:46:23,422 - That's the guy. 1132 00:46:23,525 --> 00:46:24,906 Yes. 1133 00:46:25,010 --> 00:46:28,323 - That guy, Brad, is my husband, okay? 1134 00:46:28,427 --> 00:46:30,463 - You keep telling yourself that, sweetheart. 1135 00:46:30,567 --> 00:46:31,706 - Wow. 1136 00:46:31,810 --> 00:46:33,328 I will keep telling myself that. 1137 00:46:33,432 --> 00:46:37,367 And you maybe want to keep our name out of your mouth. 1138 00:46:37,470 --> 00:46:38,989 Brad, you're so bothered. 1139 00:46:39,093 --> 00:46:40,577 - What the heck are you talking about? 1140 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,579 - Yeah, I feel like you're bothered because I'm 1141 00:46:42,682 --> 00:46:45,133 the only woman in this building who you have zero chance with. 1142 00:46:45,237 --> 00:46:47,239 I am married and in love with a man 1143 00:46:47,342 --> 00:46:48,861 who loves me back to the point that I 1144 00:46:48,965 --> 00:46:51,657 don't even see the pervert. 1145 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,038 - Don't flatter yourself. 1146 00:46:53,141 --> 00:46:55,903 I've had significantly better. 1147 00:46:56,006 --> 00:46:57,836 - Oh. Yeah, okay. 1148 00:46:57,939 --> 00:46:59,803 Well, according to Lacey in accounting, 1149 00:46:59,907 --> 00:47:01,598 everyone's seen it, Brad. 1150 00:47:01,701 --> 00:47:02,668 Mm-hmm. 1151 00:47:02,771 --> 00:47:04,497 Everyone's had a little Brad. 1152 00:47:04,601 --> 00:47:07,776 And by little, I do mean little because I've seen the pictures. 1153 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,917 I'm not impressed, Peewee. 1154 00:47:13,817 --> 00:47:14,749 ♪ Yeah 1155 00:47:14,853 --> 00:47:16,268 - Wait. 1156 00:47:16,371 --> 00:47:17,821 So you're telling me she was 18, R. Kelly? 1157 00:47:17,925 --> 00:47:19,512 - Man, and in high school. 1158 00:47:19,616 --> 00:47:21,273 - Yeah. 1159 00:47:21,376 --> 00:47:23,516 You did the right thing by getting her out of there, though. 1160 00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:24,897 - Tell that to my front door. 1161 00:47:25,001 --> 00:47:26,554 - No, you should have called the police. 1162 00:47:26,657 --> 00:47:28,107 - Dude was on his third strike. 1163 00:47:28,211 --> 00:47:29,246 I can understand where he was coming from. 1164 00:47:29,350 --> 00:47:31,524 - Oh, wait. So he's good? 1165 00:47:31,628 --> 00:47:34,182 - He slipped me this. 1166 00:47:34,286 --> 00:47:37,358 - Bro, why is there a naked tattoo dude on your phone? 1167 00:47:37,461 --> 00:47:39,912 - That's his boy toy in jail he said I remind him of. 1168 00:47:40,016 --> 00:47:41,983 - Say less. Say less. Say less. 1169 00:47:42,087 --> 00:47:43,467 - Nah, it ain't nothing. 1170 00:47:43,571 --> 00:47:46,505 It just keeps him off my ass, literally. 1171 00:47:46,608 --> 00:47:47,747 - All right. 1172 00:47:47,851 --> 00:47:48,852 ♪ First thing I learned about 1173 00:47:48,956 --> 00:47:50,405 ♪ How not to be chased 1174 00:47:50,509 --> 00:47:51,441 - What's this? 1175 00:47:51,544 --> 00:47:53,581 - Molly. 1176 00:47:53,684 --> 00:47:55,031 - What I need molly for? 1177 00:47:55,134 --> 00:47:56,411 - Dog, come on, man. Cut the shit, man. 1178 00:47:56,515 --> 00:47:57,378 - Y'all cut the shit. 1179 00:47:57,481 --> 00:47:58,448 I'm tired of this. 1180 00:47:58,551 --> 00:47:59,483 Listen, women love molly. 1181 00:47:59,587 --> 00:48:01,106 All right? 1182 00:48:01,209 --> 00:48:03,660 But whatever you do, do not eat before you take it. 1183 00:48:03,763 --> 00:48:05,627 It's something about them little pills that's, like, 1184 00:48:05,731 --> 00:48:08,699 baby laxative in it or something. 1185 00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:09,735 Oh, this too. 1186 00:48:09,838 --> 00:48:10,736 - What? 1187 00:48:10,839 --> 00:48:12,669 - This is-- hold on, man. 1188 00:48:12,772 --> 00:48:15,292 That's the address of this club my cousin was telling me about. 1189 00:48:18,088 --> 00:48:19,331 - Okay. - Oh, yeah. 1190 00:48:19,434 --> 00:48:20,539 Everybody there is 21 and older. 1191 00:48:20,642 --> 00:48:22,265 They do IDs. 1192 00:48:22,368 --> 00:48:25,613 And they're all young and hot as fuck like your wife, dog. 1193 00:48:25,716 --> 00:48:27,960 - What? - Huh? What? 1194 00:48:29,582 --> 00:48:31,895 - I don't know if Anna going to be with this. 1195 00:48:31,999 --> 00:48:34,277 - Oh, I am with that. 1196 00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:35,312 Yes, babe. 1197 00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:37,763 I am with that. 1198 00:48:37,866 --> 00:48:39,696 - So we really doing this, huh? 1199 00:48:39,799 --> 00:48:40,800 - Oh, yeah. 1200 00:48:40,904 --> 00:48:42,250 We in there like swimwear. 1201 00:48:42,354 --> 00:48:43,734 - We not using some type of lines. 1202 00:48:43,838 --> 00:48:44,701 You sound like a Auntie. 1203 00:48:44,804 --> 00:48:45,702 - Yeah, I came in-- 1204 00:48:45,805 --> 00:48:47,152 - Don't use that-- 1205 00:48:47,255 --> 00:48:48,601 - It's giving, auntie. 1206 00:48:48,705 --> 00:48:50,155 - Yeah. 1207 00:48:50,258 --> 00:48:51,846 You need to start looking at your memes better. 1208 00:48:51,950 --> 00:48:52,951 Yeah, you got to come with some new words. 1209 00:48:53,054 --> 00:48:54,055 - Give me some new words, babe. 1210 00:48:54,159 --> 00:48:55,781 - It's up. - What's up? 1211 00:48:55,884 --> 00:48:57,024 - It's-- - What's up? 1212 00:48:57,127 --> 00:48:57,990 - No, it's up. 1213 00:48:58,094 --> 00:48:59,198 - What's up? 1214 00:48:59,302 --> 00:49:00,441 - It's just-- just say it's up. 1215 00:49:00,544 --> 00:49:01,787 - It's up. - You overthinking it. 1216 00:49:01,890 --> 00:49:03,720 - It's up. - It's up. 1217 00:49:03,823 --> 00:49:04,963 Oh, my God. 1218 00:49:05,066 --> 00:49:06,481 You been in the courthouse too long, like-- 1219 00:49:06,585 --> 00:49:07,896 Yeah. 1220 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:14,110 ♪ H-O-E-S I-N T-H-I-S H-O-U-S-E ♪ 1221 00:49:14,213 --> 00:49:16,008 ♪ Where the hoes? ♪ Bring them out 1222 00:49:16,112 --> 00:49:16,940 ♪ Yeah, go on 1223 00:49:17,044 --> 00:49:18,183 ♪ Make it bounce 1224 00:49:18,286 --> 00:49:19,701 ♪ Make them send the cash 1225 00:49:19,805 --> 00:49:21,876 ♪ Out there to your account 1226 00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:28,262 ♪ H-O-E-S I-N T-H-I-S H-O-U-S-E ♪ 1227 00:49:28,365 --> 00:49:30,022 ♪ Where the hoes? ♪ Bring them out 1228 00:49:30,126 --> 00:49:31,092 ♪ Yeah, go on 1229 00:49:31,196 --> 00:49:32,335 ♪ Make it bounce 1230 00:49:32,438 --> 00:49:33,819 ♪ Make them send the cash 1231 00:49:33,922 --> 00:49:35,924 ♪ Out there to your account 1232 00:49:36,028 --> 00:49:37,236 ♪ Hold up a minute 1233 00:49:37,340 --> 00:49:38,410 ♪ Doing it slow from a distance ♪ 1234 00:49:38,513 --> 00:49:39,652 ♪ Now the crew Tokyo drifting 1235 00:49:39,756 --> 00:49:41,137 ♪ Shorty got yams 1236 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:42,759 ♪ I don't care if it's from her mama ♪ 1237 00:49:42,862 --> 00:49:43,863 ♪ Or she been pumping syringes ♪ 1238 00:49:43,967 --> 00:49:45,520 ♪ Shout out to the surgeon 1239 00:49:45,624 --> 00:49:46,659 ♪ Yeah, she brought her body to attract the boss ♪ 1240 00:49:46,763 --> 00:49:48,420 ♪ And it's working 1241 00:49:48,523 --> 00:49:49,869 ♪ They offer in person, lots when she's twerking ♪ 1242 00:49:49,973 --> 00:49:50,939 ♪ Shakes like she's awfully nervous ♪ 1243 00:49:51,043 --> 00:49:52,286 ♪ If you married 1244 00:49:52,389 --> 00:49:54,012 ♪ She's going to cause a disturbance ♪ 1245 00:49:54,115 --> 00:49:55,185 ♪ Cause your wife ain't a true freak ♪ 1246 00:49:55,289 --> 00:49:56,221 ♪ You brought your ring 1247 00:49:56,324 --> 00:49:57,739 ♪ Nigga, you sleep 1248 00:49:57,843 --> 00:49:58,706 ♪ She throw that thing like a QB ♪ 1249 00:49:58,809 --> 00:50:00,156 ♪ Three-step trap 1250 00:50:00,259 --> 00:50:01,605 ♪ Wi-fi mother, mama need that WAP ♪ 1251 00:50:01,709 --> 00:50:02,986 ♪ I just took the Benz to the detail shop ♪ 1252 00:50:03,090 --> 00:50:04,160 ♪ My name bring the females out ♪ 1253 00:50:04,263 --> 00:50:05,540 ♪ We got some 1254 00:50:05,644 --> 00:50:10,580 ♪ H-O-E-S I-N T-H-I-S H-O-U-S-E ♪ 1255 00:50:10,683 --> 00:50:12,616 ♪ Where the hoes? ♪ Bring them out 1256 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:13,583 ♪ Yeah, go on 1257 00:50:13,686 --> 00:50:14,756 ♪ Make it bounce 1258 00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:16,172 ♪ Make them send the cash 1259 00:50:16,275 --> 00:50:17,794 ♪ Out there to your account 1260 00:50:17,897 --> 00:50:18,829 ♪ I got the R-E-A-L-- 1261 00:50:32,188 --> 00:50:33,430 - Where are we going? 1262 00:50:34,638 --> 00:50:35,743 - Oh, we good? 1263 00:50:35,846 --> 00:50:37,055 Say less. 1264 00:50:39,091 --> 00:50:40,817 ♪ I said I live big baller life ♪ 1265 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,370 ♪ She said is that baby yours? ♪ 1266 00:50:42,474 --> 00:50:44,269 ♪ I call it having a bag 1267 00:50:44,372 --> 00:50:46,478 ♪ So turn up and ship me some mass because it's some ♪ 1268 00:50:46,581 --> 00:50:53,174 ♪ H-O-E-S I-N T-H-I-S H-O-U-SE ♪ 1269 00:50:53,278 --> 00:50:54,900 ♪ Where the hoes? ♪ Bring them out 1270 00:50:55,003 --> 00:50:55,866 ♪ Yeah, go on 1271 00:50:55,970 --> 00:50:57,040 ♪ Make it bounce 1272 00:50:57,144 --> 00:50:58,455 ♪ Make them send the cash 1273 00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:01,596 ♪ Out there to your account 1274 00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:03,081 - That's good, right? 1275 00:51:03,184 --> 00:51:08,707 ♪ H-O-E-S I-N T-H-I-S H-O-U-S-E ♪ 1276 00:51:08,810 --> 00:51:10,812 ♪ Where the hoes? ♪ Bring them out 1277 00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:11,848 ♪ Yeah, go on 1278 00:51:11,951 --> 00:51:12,918 ♪ Make it bounce 1279 00:51:13,021 --> 00:51:14,333 ♪ Make them send the cash 1280 00:51:14,437 --> 00:51:16,301 ♪ Out there to your account 1281 00:51:16,404 --> 00:51:17,509 ♪ Hold up a minute 1282 00:51:17,612 --> 00:51:18,958 ♪ Do it slow from a distance 1283 00:51:19,062 --> 00:51:19,890 ♪ Now the crew Tokyo drifting 1284 00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:21,375 ♪ Shorty got yams 1285 00:51:21,478 --> 00:51:22,824 ♪ I don't care if it's from her mama ♪ 1286 00:51:22,928 --> 00:51:23,929 ♪ Or she been poking syringes 1287 00:51:24,032 --> 00:51:25,448 ♪ Shouts to the surgeon 1288 00:51:25,551 --> 00:51:26,621 ♪ Yeah, she brought her body to attract the boss ♪ 1289 00:51:26,725 --> 00:51:27,657 ♪ And it's working 1290 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,761 ♪ They offering purses 1291 00:51:28,865 --> 00:51:30,004 ♪ Lost when she's twerking 1292 00:51:30,108 --> 00:51:31,316 ♪ Shakes like she's outwardly nervous ♪ 1293 00:51:31,419 --> 00:51:32,558 ♪ If you married 1294 00:51:32,662 --> 00:51:33,973 ♪ She's going to cause a disturbance ♪ 1295 00:51:34,077 --> 00:51:35,113 ♪ Cause your wife ain't a true freak ♪ 1296 00:51:36,528 --> 00:51:38,357 - He'll be here any minute. - Okay. 1297 00:51:38,461 --> 00:51:40,187 - And on a big boy truck. 1298 00:51:40,290 --> 00:51:41,636 Big boy truck. 1299 00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:43,121 Come on, now. 1300 00:51:45,847 --> 00:51:47,021 - Oh, here he come. 1301 00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:48,505 Here he come. 1302 00:51:48,609 --> 00:51:50,058 Here he come. 1303 00:51:52,716 --> 00:51:54,062 - Yeah. 1304 00:51:54,166 --> 00:51:55,063 That's him. 1305 00:51:55,167 --> 00:51:56,513 That's him. 1306 00:51:56,617 --> 00:51:58,653 Yeah, boy. - Ride for Dennis? 1307 00:51:58,757 --> 00:51:59,861 - Am I Dennis? 1308 00:51:59,965 --> 00:52:00,966 - Yes, baby. - Hey, I'm Dennis. 1309 00:52:01,069 --> 00:52:02,795 I'm Dennis. Come on. 1310 00:52:02,899 --> 00:52:04,521 I'm Dennis. I'm Dennis. 1311 00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:05,833 Come on, now. 1312 00:52:05,936 --> 00:52:06,799 Come on. 1313 00:52:06,903 --> 00:52:07,800 Open the door. 1314 00:52:07,904 --> 00:52:09,768 It's Dennis. 1315 00:52:14,462 --> 00:52:16,188 - Why is he in my car? 1316 00:52:16,292 --> 00:52:18,673 - Oh, Dennis, no! 1317 00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,230 - We ain't like that. 1318 00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:24,403 We ain't even like that. 1319 00:52:24,507 --> 00:52:25,577 Don't-- don't judge us. 1320 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,579 Don't judge us by that little-- 1321 00:52:27,682 --> 00:52:28,683 don't judge us. 1322 00:52:28,787 --> 00:52:29,788 Now get on in there. 1323 00:52:31,755 --> 00:52:32,756 Y'all already know. 1324 00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:34,689 Y'all so drunk. 1325 00:52:34,793 --> 00:52:36,553 Oh, it's up, baby. 1326 00:52:36,657 --> 00:52:38,106 It's up. 1327 00:52:38,210 --> 00:52:39,660 It's up. Let's ride. 1328 00:52:39,763 --> 00:52:40,799 Let's ride. 1329 00:52:40,902 --> 00:52:43,871 Let's ride. 1330 00:52:43,974 --> 00:52:45,769 ♪ Let's talk about sex, baby 1331 00:52:48,876 --> 00:52:51,016 ♪ I'ma lay you down like a baby ♪ 1332 00:52:51,119 --> 00:52:53,018 ♪ Before you even undress, baby ♪ 1333 00:52:53,121 --> 00:52:54,157 ♪ Yeah 1334 00:52:54,261 --> 00:52:55,193 ♪ I done had had them all 1335 00:52:55,296 --> 00:52:56,849 - Nice. 1336 00:52:56,953 --> 00:52:58,472 - You enjoying the view? 1337 00:52:58,575 --> 00:53:00,094 - Yeah. ♪ Fresh man 1338 00:53:00,198 --> 00:53:01,440 ♪ Not the one behind the sophomore ♪ 1339 00:53:01,544 --> 00:53:03,304 ♪ Room full of squares 1340 00:53:03,408 --> 00:53:04,305 ♪ I'm stepping on them like they're tiled floors ♪ 1341 00:53:04,409 --> 00:53:05,720 ♪ In the place 1342 00:53:05,824 --> 00:53:06,997 ♪ Ain't nothing change but the uniform ♪ 1343 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,413 ♪ Got the smoothest charm 1344 00:53:08,516 --> 00:53:09,517 ♪ Take them make them bring the crew along ♪ 1345 00:53:09,621 --> 00:53:11,036 ♪ She get to business every time ♪ 1346 00:53:11,139 --> 00:53:12,210 ♪ Her birthday suit comes on 1347 00:53:17,249 --> 00:53:18,388 - Okay. Yes. 1348 00:53:18,492 --> 00:53:19,665 Yes. - You have a zipper? 1349 00:53:19,769 --> 00:53:20,459 - Yes. 1350 00:53:20,563 --> 00:53:21,978 - Let me see your zipper. 1351 00:53:22,081 --> 00:53:23,048 - Okay. 1352 00:53:23,151 --> 00:53:24,601 Let's just-- let's go up. 1353 00:53:31,574 --> 00:53:32,540 - Babe. 1354 00:53:34,922 --> 00:53:36,613 Bring some bottled waters on your way up. 1355 00:53:36,717 --> 00:53:37,856 - Huh? 1356 00:53:37,959 --> 00:53:39,064 - Bring some bottled water on your way up. 1357 00:53:39,167 --> 00:53:40,134 - Bottled water? - Yes. 1358 00:53:40,238 --> 00:53:41,135 - Say less. 1359 00:53:48,556 --> 00:53:50,317 Yeah. 1360 00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:51,525 That's right. 1361 00:53:55,391 --> 00:53:57,013 Oh, shit. 1362 00:53:57,116 --> 00:54:01,259 - Listen, whatever you do, do not eat before you take it. 1363 00:54:01,362 --> 00:54:02,674 Something about them little pills 1364 00:54:02,777 --> 00:54:03,951 got, like, baby laxative in it or some shit. 1365 00:54:05,193 --> 00:54:06,022 - Oh, no. 1366 00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:08,783 Oh, no. 1367 00:54:37,053 --> 00:54:38,088 - No way. 1368 00:54:41,299 --> 00:54:43,335 - Oh. 1369 00:54:43,439 --> 00:54:46,165 There he is. 1370 00:54:46,269 --> 00:54:50,031 We thought this was going to be a little bit different. 1371 00:54:51,654 --> 00:54:58,281 - So did I. So did I. The fuck? 1372 00:54:58,385 --> 00:54:59,800 - Let me know if you find the earring. 1373 00:54:59,903 --> 00:55:00,663 - Yeah. 1374 00:55:00,766 --> 00:55:02,112 I'll keep an eye out for it. 1375 00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:04,149 - Yes, then you can come by my shop. 1376 00:55:04,252 --> 00:55:05,668 First massage on me. 1377 00:55:05,771 --> 00:55:08,429 - Thank you. 1378 00:55:08,533 --> 00:55:09,810 All right, ladies, let me know when you get home safe. 1379 00:55:09,913 --> 00:55:10,845 - Okay. Yes. 1380 00:55:10,949 --> 00:55:12,813 - Bye, Dennis. 1381 00:55:12,916 --> 00:55:14,470 - Bye, motherfucker. 1382 00:55:18,543 --> 00:55:20,545 What she mean by come by your shop? 1383 00:55:24,445 --> 00:55:29,347 - Look, I promise that I will make it up to you. 1384 00:55:33,385 --> 00:55:35,283 I'll even set up the next. 1385 00:55:35,387 --> 00:55:37,009 We'll get, like-- ooh. 1386 00:55:37,113 --> 00:55:38,528 I know you like a woman who-- 1387 00:55:38,632 --> 00:55:40,116 shoot, I got to pee. 1388 00:55:42,532 --> 00:55:44,258 Oh, no. Whoa. Whoa. 1389 00:55:44,362 --> 00:55:46,053 What is that smell? 1390 00:55:46,156 --> 00:55:47,261 Dennis? 1391 00:55:47,365 --> 00:55:48,987 What did you eat? 1392 00:56:00,136 --> 00:56:01,344 What? 1393 00:56:01,448 --> 00:56:03,450 - A married lesbian. 1394 00:56:03,553 --> 00:56:05,417 As I live and breathe. 1395 00:56:05,521 --> 00:56:07,177 - Last night did not make me a lesbian, bitch. 1396 00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:08,351 - Mm-hmm. - Okay? 1397 00:56:08,455 --> 00:56:09,628 And you have done far worse. 1398 00:56:09,732 --> 00:56:11,216 - This is true. Yes. 1399 00:56:11,319 --> 00:56:13,045 Yes. This is very true. 1400 00:56:13,149 --> 00:56:15,427 But I am shocked and in awe. 1401 00:56:15,531 --> 00:56:17,809 And molly, bitch? 1402 00:56:17,912 --> 00:56:19,120 - Molly. 1403 00:56:19,224 --> 00:56:22,020 Why have I never met her before? 1404 00:56:22,123 --> 00:56:23,055 I mean, the molly-- 1405 00:56:23,159 --> 00:56:24,125 - Was molly-ing. 1406 00:56:26,265 --> 00:56:27,197 - What I tell you? 1407 00:56:27,301 --> 00:56:28,336 What did I tell you? 1408 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:29,579 - Oh, my girl. 1409 00:56:29,683 --> 00:56:32,444 It was so-- oh, it was so freeing. 1410 00:56:32,548 --> 00:56:36,793 I mean, just-- oh, every sensory motion, just 1411 00:56:36,897 --> 00:56:37,518 nipples tingling. 1412 00:56:37,622 --> 00:56:38,485 Girl, everything. 1413 00:56:38,588 --> 00:56:40,279 Everything. 1414 00:56:40,383 --> 00:56:42,074 - Okay, so what about Dennis? 1415 00:56:42,178 --> 00:56:44,698 He liked it? 1416 00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:47,494 - Uh, Dennis, he got sick. - Oh. 1417 00:56:47,597 --> 00:56:48,564 - Yeah, he couldn't-- he couldn't join us. 1418 00:56:48,667 --> 00:56:49,875 - Oh. Poor boo. 1419 00:56:49,979 --> 00:56:50,807 That's too bad. 1420 00:56:50,911 --> 00:56:52,222 - Let me find out you on Dennis' side. 1421 00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:54,811 - I am--I'm not on his side, 1422 00:56:54,915 --> 00:56:57,020 but the threesome was his idea. 1423 00:56:57,124 --> 00:57:00,368 - Well, technically, in the court of law, 1424 00:57:00,472 --> 00:57:01,369 it was a threesome. 1425 00:57:01,473 --> 00:57:02,716 There were three-- 1426 00:57:02,819 --> 00:57:06,305 - Sh-- shut your lawyer ass up, okay? 1427 00:57:06,409 --> 00:57:08,894 - I know I'm going to need to make it up to him, but-- 1428 00:57:08,998 --> 00:57:09,826 - But? 1429 00:57:09,930 --> 00:57:11,656 But what? 1430 00:57:11,759 --> 00:57:13,036 - I got to be honest. 1431 00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:15,211 I'm happy we didn't have a threesome. 1432 00:57:15,314 --> 00:57:16,661 - Ooh, girl. 1433 00:57:16,764 --> 00:57:18,041 You have definitely been around me too long. 1434 00:57:18,145 --> 00:57:20,009 That's almost devious. - No, no, no, no. 1435 00:57:20,112 --> 00:57:21,148 Don't get me wrong, okay? 1436 00:57:21,251 --> 00:57:23,184 It was a beautiful experience. 1437 00:57:23,288 --> 00:57:27,948 But the only thing that I want from my man is a baby. 1438 00:57:28,051 --> 00:57:29,363 - Okay. 1439 00:57:29,467 --> 00:57:30,640 I get that. 1440 00:57:30,744 --> 00:57:32,711 That's cute, But you're being selfish. 1441 00:57:32,815 --> 00:57:33,885 - No. 1442 00:57:33,988 --> 00:57:35,542 - Okay, three attempts at a threesome, 1443 00:57:35,645 --> 00:57:37,613 and the only one getting their toes curled is you? 1444 00:57:37,716 --> 00:57:39,994 The man signed up for a threesome, boo. 1445 00:57:40,098 --> 00:57:40,892 - And? 1446 00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:43,481 - So give him a damn threesome. 1447 00:57:43,584 --> 00:57:44,689 - I don't want to give him a threesome. 1448 00:57:44,792 --> 00:57:46,276 - Okay. All right. 1449 00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:48,037 - I want a baby. 1450 00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:49,935 - You're going to mess around and be a married lesbian 1451 00:57:50,039 --> 00:57:52,904 or lick long enough to become a villain. 1452 00:57:53,007 --> 00:57:54,492 Mm-hmm. 1453 00:57:54,595 --> 00:57:56,079 - Not you cursing me with my own villain story. 1454 00:57:56,183 --> 00:57:57,460 - Yeah. 1455 00:57:57,564 --> 00:57:58,806 - You don't worry about me over here. 1456 00:57:58,910 --> 00:58:00,083 Get that ice cream out your hair. 1457 00:58:01,982 --> 00:58:02,879 You so nasty! 1458 00:58:08,091 --> 00:58:10,542 Hey, baby. 1459 00:58:10,646 --> 00:58:12,406 I'll try not to disrupt your work. 1460 00:58:12,510 --> 00:58:13,683 - But you are. 1461 00:58:16,824 --> 00:58:19,033 - You're still angry. 1462 00:58:19,137 --> 00:58:20,863 I think we need to talk. 1463 00:58:20,966 --> 00:58:23,348 - Oh, do we? 1464 00:58:23,451 --> 00:58:25,868 - Things have gone too far, you know? 1465 00:58:25,971 --> 00:58:28,767 I feel like we should just-- 1466 00:58:28,871 --> 00:58:31,563 I don't know, start back from the beginning. 1467 00:58:31,667 --> 00:58:33,772 - Yeah? Anna before the threesome? 1468 00:58:37,189 --> 00:58:38,639 - That is not fair. 1469 00:58:38,743 --> 00:58:40,330 - But that's really what happened, right? 1470 00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:42,885 I mean, you got to experience the time of your life 1471 00:58:42,988 --> 00:58:44,058 by yourself. 1472 00:58:44,162 --> 00:58:46,026 You did, not me. 1473 00:58:46,129 --> 00:58:48,649 Am I lying? 1474 00:58:48,753 --> 00:58:49,892 - No, you're not lying. 1475 00:58:49,995 --> 00:58:52,757 But as I recall, you were really busy 1476 00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:54,206 doing something else. 1477 00:58:57,934 --> 00:59:00,109 - So what's really on your mind? 1478 00:59:00,212 --> 00:59:01,697 Are you coming down from the molly? 1479 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,802 Because I've heard about those things. 1480 00:59:03,906 --> 00:59:05,390 I don't do them, but I've heard about them. 1481 00:59:05,493 --> 00:59:07,047 - I don't know, Dennis. 1482 00:59:07,150 --> 00:59:09,256 Maybe it has something to do with wanting to have a baby, 1483 00:59:09,359 --> 00:59:10,602 you know, like we talked about? 1484 00:59:10,706 --> 00:59:13,743 Starting a family, like we talked about. 1485 00:59:13,847 --> 00:59:15,711 - So everybody gets what they want? 1486 00:59:15,814 --> 00:59:17,195 - Oh, so you don't want a baby? 1487 00:59:17,298 --> 00:59:18,714 - I never said that. 1488 00:59:18,817 --> 00:59:20,612 - But having a threesome is more important to you. 1489 00:59:20,716 --> 00:59:22,131 - Anna, stopping putting words in my mouth. 1490 00:59:22,234 --> 00:59:23,822 I ain't say that neither. 1491 00:59:23,926 --> 00:59:27,205 - So that I'm clear, a threesome is what you really, 1492 00:59:27,308 --> 00:59:30,691 really, really, really, really want and need to happen 1493 00:59:30,795 --> 00:59:32,244 before we have a baby? 1494 00:59:32,348 --> 00:59:33,314 - I need a threesome. 1495 00:59:33,418 --> 00:59:34,246 Yeah. 1496 00:59:34,350 --> 00:59:35,420 I mean-- 1497 00:59:35,523 --> 00:59:36,559 - Okay. 1498 00:59:36,663 --> 00:59:37,802 - I mean, that's what men need. 1499 00:59:37,905 --> 00:59:39,148 We need more than one. 1500 00:59:39,251 --> 00:59:41,426 It's only in America that that happens. 1501 00:59:41,529 --> 00:59:43,083 - Done and done, baby. 1502 00:59:43,186 --> 00:59:44,118 - All right. 1503 00:59:44,222 --> 00:59:45,292 - I'll listen. 1504 00:59:45,395 --> 00:59:46,293 - It's about time you listen. 1505 00:59:46,396 --> 00:59:47,397 - Oh, you wait. 1506 00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:49,399 You wait and watch what I do. 1507 00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:50,746 - Honor thy man. 1508 00:59:50,849 --> 00:59:52,471 It's like the fifth, sixth commandment. 1509 00:59:52,575 --> 00:59:53,887 In between, like fifth and a half. 1510 00:59:53,990 --> 00:59:55,958 - Oh, that's the new Bible. 1511 01:00:08,108 --> 01:00:09,247 - May I help you? 1512 01:00:09,350 --> 01:00:11,663 - Sorry. 1513 01:00:11,767 --> 01:00:12,699 May I come in? 1514 01:00:12,802 --> 01:00:13,838 - Please don't. 1515 01:00:13,941 --> 01:00:15,529 - Why don't you like me, Anna? 1516 01:00:15,633 --> 01:00:18,566 I mean, I'm charming, rich, handsome-- 1517 01:00:18,670 --> 01:00:21,569 - --arrogant, spoiled, womanizing. 1518 01:00:21,673 --> 01:00:24,262 - I was going to say lovably humble. 1519 01:00:24,365 --> 01:00:25,988 - You're a dick. 1520 01:00:26,091 --> 01:00:28,542 - Oh, come on. 1521 01:00:28,646 --> 01:00:29,681 - I'm so sorry. 1522 01:00:29,785 --> 01:00:31,407 You're a small dick. 1523 01:00:31,510 --> 01:00:34,755 - Look, I just came in here to ask you one question. 1524 01:00:34,859 --> 01:00:36,757 - What do you want, Brad? 1525 01:00:36,861 --> 01:00:39,208 - Why don't you like me? 1526 01:00:39,311 --> 01:00:41,175 - What do you want, Brad? 1527 01:00:41,279 --> 01:00:42,418 - Usually sex. 1528 01:00:42,521 --> 01:00:44,731 - Okay, that is sexual harassment. 1529 01:00:44,834 --> 01:00:46,215 - Oh, stop it. 1530 01:00:46,318 --> 01:00:50,633 I didn't mean with you, unless, of course-- 1531 01:00:50,737 --> 01:00:52,393 - Okay, just get the fuck out of my office. 1532 01:00:52,497 --> 01:00:53,429 Come on. 1533 01:00:53,532 --> 01:00:54,706 Go. 1534 01:00:54,810 --> 01:00:56,846 - You newbies, you're all the same. 1535 01:01:00,401 --> 01:01:01,886 Rain check? 1536 01:01:01,989 --> 01:01:03,163 Oh. 1537 01:01:03,266 --> 01:01:07,823 And don't forget whose name is on those checks. 1538 01:01:07,926 --> 01:01:11,136 - You sure you won't let me forget? 1539 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,172 - I won't. 1540 01:01:12,275 --> 01:01:13,242 - Fuck face. 1541 01:01:17,211 --> 01:01:19,627 Who would ever want to have sex with Brad? 1542 01:01:30,293 --> 01:01:33,124 Hey, Eva, what was the name of that website you told me about? 1543 01:01:41,063 --> 01:01:42,098 - What the hell wrong with you? 1544 01:01:42,202 --> 01:01:43,134 Is you for real? 1545 01:01:43,237 --> 01:01:44,066 - Wow. 1546 01:01:44,169 --> 01:01:45,792 What's wrong with you, Dennis? 1547 01:01:45,895 --> 01:01:47,966 What's going on? What's the problem? 1548 01:01:48,070 --> 01:01:49,347 - What the hell you got me doing a threesome with a man? 1549 01:01:49,450 --> 01:01:50,762 - Okay. 1550 01:01:50,866 --> 01:01:53,109 You wanted a threesome, so I set one up for us. 1551 01:01:53,213 --> 01:01:54,386 - Yeah, you set up one for you. 1552 01:01:54,490 --> 01:01:55,767 That's a train. 1553 01:01:55,871 --> 01:01:56,699 - Well, I thought that's what you wanted. 1554 01:01:56,803 --> 01:01:58,390 - That ain't even legal. 1555 01:01:58,494 --> 01:02:01,255 - You don't want to have a legal debate with me, babe. 1556 01:02:01,359 --> 01:02:02,809 - Oh, you're gon' go there with me? 1557 01:02:02,912 --> 01:02:03,948 - I mean, I'm going there. 1558 01:02:04,051 --> 01:02:07,123 You signed on the dotted line. 1559 01:02:07,227 --> 01:02:09,022 - Who are you? 1560 01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:10,955 - Oh. 1561 01:02:11,058 --> 01:02:14,372 Look, Steven will be there tomorrow at 8:00, okay? 1562 01:02:14,475 --> 01:02:15,407 For our date. 1563 01:02:15,511 --> 01:02:16,857 - I ain't going. 1564 01:02:16,961 --> 01:02:18,445 - Well, you signed on the dotted line, babe. 1565 01:02:18,548 --> 01:02:19,826 There's choices and consequences to everything 1566 01:02:19,929 --> 01:02:23,174 in life, so make your choice. 1567 01:02:23,277 --> 01:02:24,727 - I don't believe you're going to do it. 1568 01:02:24,831 --> 01:02:25,832 - Yeah, we'll see. 1569 01:02:25,935 --> 01:02:27,143 - You're just joking. 1570 01:02:27,247 --> 01:02:28,800 You-- I ain't even going to trip. 1571 01:02:28,904 --> 01:02:30,146 - Just this. 1572 01:02:34,426 --> 01:02:38,396 - So now, how many lawyers have you seen? 1573 01:02:38,499 --> 01:02:39,742 - None. 1574 01:02:39,846 --> 01:02:40,950 My friend said you was the cheapest-- 1575 01:02:41,054 --> 01:02:42,607 I mean, best one. 1576 01:02:42,710 --> 01:02:44,126 - You've come to the right man. 1577 01:02:44,229 --> 01:02:46,369 Now, let me get this straight. 1578 01:02:46,473 --> 01:02:49,787 You say that your wife has been sexually harassing you? 1579 01:02:49,890 --> 01:02:50,960 - What? 1580 01:02:51,064 --> 01:02:52,099 No. 1581 01:02:52,203 --> 01:02:53,929 I just need my position strengthened. 1582 01:02:54,032 --> 01:02:57,070 Clause 17 messed with my manhood, and I can't have that. 1583 01:02:57,173 --> 01:02:58,865 - Oh, threesome with another party. 1584 01:02:58,968 --> 01:03:00,004 I caught that. 1585 01:03:00,107 --> 01:03:02,489 - Yeah, threesome with a man. 1586 01:03:02,592 --> 01:03:04,042 - Tricky, tricky, tricky. 1587 01:03:04,146 --> 01:03:07,494 Now, the contract does not specify whether the third party 1588 01:03:07,597 --> 01:03:10,117 was a man or a woman. 1589 01:03:12,568 --> 01:03:15,433 - So ain't nothing I could do? 1590 01:03:15,536 --> 01:03:17,987 - Well, you can decide if you want to be on the top, 1591 01:03:18,091 --> 01:03:19,333 or the bottom, or-- 1592 01:03:19,437 --> 01:03:20,541 - Nah, for real. 1593 01:03:20,645 --> 01:03:21,680 Ain't nothing I can do? - Oh. 1594 01:03:21,784 --> 01:03:22,612 Oh, that. 1595 01:03:22,716 --> 01:03:24,304 Oh, yeah. 1596 01:03:24,407 --> 01:03:25,892 Now-- now, I can draft an amendment to the contract. 1597 01:03:25,995 --> 01:03:30,206 But if she's already decided on Mr.-- 1598 01:03:30,310 --> 01:03:31,242 - --Stevens. 1599 01:03:31,345 --> 01:03:32,795 - You know, to deliver the meat, 1600 01:03:32,899 --> 01:03:34,417 you know, hide the salami-- 1601 01:03:34,521 --> 01:03:35,660 - Huh? 1602 01:03:35,763 --> 01:03:36,799 - Slip in the sausage-- - All right. 1603 01:03:36,903 --> 01:03:37,800 All right. Calm down. 1604 01:03:37,904 --> 01:03:39,250 That's too much for me. 1605 01:03:41,942 --> 01:03:43,806 Shit. 1606 01:03:43,910 --> 01:03:46,153 - But I can do something. 1607 01:03:46,257 --> 01:03:48,086 - Oh, so there is something you can do. 1608 01:03:48,190 --> 01:03:49,053 Perfect. 1609 01:03:53,574 --> 01:03:55,024 I can only imagine. 1610 01:03:55,128 --> 01:03:57,924 It looks like the first typewriter ever invented. 1611 01:03:58,027 --> 01:03:59,373 - Oh. Oh. Oh. 1612 01:03:59,477 --> 01:04:00,581 I made a typo. 1613 01:04:03,619 --> 01:04:05,345 I'm all out of paper. 1614 01:04:05,448 --> 01:04:06,794 Esther. 1615 01:04:06,898 --> 01:04:08,279 - What are you calling me for? 1616 01:04:08,382 --> 01:04:09,625 You know it's hard for me to get in here. 1617 01:04:09,728 --> 01:04:11,109 Oh. 1618 01:04:11,213 --> 01:04:13,353 If it ain't Twinkle Toes. 1619 01:04:13,456 --> 01:04:14,906 - Oh, shit. 1620 01:04:15,010 --> 01:04:18,116 - I should kick you with my good foot. 1621 01:04:18,220 --> 01:04:19,324 - Oh. 1622 01:04:19,428 --> 01:04:22,465 So you're the one who broke my sister's foot. 1623 01:04:22,569 --> 01:04:23,673 - Mm-hmm. 1624 01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:25,158 - That's your sister? 1625 01:04:25,261 --> 01:04:26,884 - I'm going on my break. - Wait. 1626 01:04:26,987 --> 01:04:28,195 Wait. Wait. 1627 01:04:28,299 --> 01:04:30,266 Now, now, can't you see how busy we are? 1628 01:04:30,370 --> 01:04:32,027 Why can't you take your lunch break when things quiet down? 1629 01:04:32,130 --> 01:04:34,270 - I'm taking my lunch break now. 1630 01:04:34,374 --> 01:04:35,306 You dickhead. 1631 01:04:38,102 --> 01:04:39,310 Let me catch you outside. 1632 01:04:39,413 --> 01:04:40,380 Hello. 1633 01:04:40,483 --> 01:04:41,864 Let me catch you out in the parking 1634 01:04:41,968 --> 01:04:43,590 lot cause I'll sure get you with my 1635 01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:47,766 - The fuck? 1636 01:04:47,870 --> 01:04:50,079 - You'll have to excuse my sister. 1637 01:04:50,183 --> 01:04:51,839 You know, she doesn't have a professional bone 1638 01:04:51,943 --> 01:04:54,049 in her wrinkly old body. 1639 01:04:54,152 --> 01:04:56,085 - I'll just come back later and get the stuff. 1640 01:05:05,957 --> 01:05:07,441 - So let me get this straight. 1641 01:05:07,545 --> 01:05:10,755 She set up a threesome for you and a dude? 1642 01:05:10,858 --> 01:05:12,481 Wait. What did Frank say? 1643 01:05:12,584 --> 01:05:14,276 - Frank's writing up the amendment now. 1644 01:05:14,379 --> 01:05:16,864 - You think your lawyer wife is about to go for that? 1645 01:05:16,968 --> 01:05:18,004 - Pthhpth. 1646 01:05:18,107 --> 01:05:19,143 I'll find out by tonight. 1647 01:05:19,246 --> 01:05:20,799 - That's a horrible idea, bro. 1648 01:05:20,903 --> 01:05:22,801 - You can't let him go out like that, though, I mean, 1649 01:05:22,905 --> 01:05:23,871 unless he's into that type of-- 1650 01:05:23,975 --> 01:05:25,356 - Man, what the-- 1651 01:05:25,459 --> 01:05:26,874 why is y'all always on that type of time, bro? 1652 01:05:26,978 --> 01:05:28,842 - Look, obviously, she's bluffing. 1653 01:05:28,946 --> 01:05:30,292 - I don't know. 1654 01:05:30,395 --> 01:05:33,053 You know, some women are into that guy-guy action. 1655 01:05:33,157 --> 01:05:34,399 - I'm with Z, though, man. 1656 01:05:34,503 --> 01:05:35,435 Call her bluff. 1657 01:05:35,538 --> 01:05:38,921 - What other choice does he have? 1658 01:05:39,025 --> 01:05:41,510 - A man, I loose football. 1659 01:05:44,064 --> 01:05:45,617 - Yeah, you can't lose football. 1660 01:05:45,721 --> 01:05:47,033 - Bruh. 1661 01:05:47,136 --> 01:05:48,724 - Listen, he got to make a stand somewhere. 1662 01:05:48,827 --> 01:05:51,796 - Okay, but I'm sure he don't want to die on that hill. 1663 01:05:51,899 --> 01:05:53,591 - More like Brokeback Mountain. 1664 01:05:55,386 --> 01:05:57,422 - I knew I should have never came to y'all for no advice. 1665 01:05:57,526 --> 01:05:59,700 - Nah, nah, you know why you come to us. 1666 01:05:59,804 --> 01:06:01,909 - I wish I knew how to quit you. 1667 01:06:02,013 --> 01:06:03,325 - So why don't you? 1668 01:06:03,428 --> 01:06:06,017 Why don't you just let me be? 1669 01:06:06,121 --> 01:06:07,018 - What is that? 1670 01:06:07,122 --> 01:06:08,295 What y'all doing? 1671 01:06:08,399 --> 01:06:10,263 Is that "Brokeback Mountain"? - No. 1672 01:06:10,366 --> 01:06:12,161 Speaking of, you got my Blu-ray? 1673 01:06:12,265 --> 01:06:14,336 - First of all, listen, it's a beautiful fucking film. 1674 01:06:14,439 --> 01:06:15,889 - Heartwarming as fuck, bro. 1675 01:06:15,993 --> 01:06:18,064 - Y'all take this bromance way too far. 1676 01:06:18,167 --> 01:06:20,031 Out of all the movies y'all could watch, that's what 1677 01:06:20,135 --> 01:06:21,757 y'all want to watch? - How about this? 1678 01:06:21,860 --> 01:06:23,345 It'll prepare you for the threesome you're about to have. 1679 01:06:26,762 --> 01:06:29,799 - A threesome with a dude? 1680 01:06:29,903 --> 01:06:31,491 - Don't. 1681 01:06:31,594 --> 01:06:34,321 - Girl, you need your own reality show at this point. 1682 01:06:34,425 --> 01:06:37,255 - Well, he did say he wanted a threesome. 1683 01:06:37,359 --> 01:06:40,396 1, 2, 3. 1684 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:41,673 - We all know you're bluffing. 1685 01:06:45,815 --> 01:06:47,403 Right? 1686 01:06:47,507 --> 01:06:48,404 Anna Ana Nicole. 1687 01:06:48,508 --> 01:06:49,405 - Wow. 1688 01:06:49,509 --> 01:06:50,613 All of my names. 1689 01:06:50,717 --> 01:06:52,926 - Okay, I am not the biggest Dennis fan, 1690 01:06:53,030 --> 01:06:55,066 but you can't ask him to do this. 1691 01:06:55,170 --> 01:06:57,655 - But that's just the thing, my sweet friend. 1692 01:06:57,758 --> 01:06:58,863 He won't. 1693 01:06:58,966 --> 01:07:00,623 - So you're calling his bluff? 1694 01:07:00,727 --> 01:07:02,315 - Exactly. 1695 01:07:02,418 --> 01:07:04,006 He will never go through with it. 1696 01:07:04,110 --> 01:07:05,352 Dennis and another man? 1697 01:07:05,456 --> 01:07:06,388 No. 1698 01:07:09,598 --> 01:07:10,530 - What if he does? 1699 01:07:10,633 --> 01:07:11,600 - Oh, he won't. 1700 01:07:14,534 --> 01:07:17,054 - I may not have the best advice, okay? 1701 01:07:17,157 --> 01:07:20,091 But girl, I do not think this is a good idea. 1702 01:07:20,195 --> 01:07:22,438 I don't have a good feeling about this. 1703 01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:23,474 - You're right. 1704 01:07:23,577 --> 01:07:24,440 - I know. 1705 01:07:24,544 --> 01:07:27,098 - You don't give the best advice. 1706 01:07:27,202 --> 01:07:28,824 - I'ma let you have that one because you're not 1707 01:07:28,927 --> 01:07:30,239 thinking straight. 1708 01:07:30,343 --> 01:07:32,724 Girl, don't mess around and lose your man 1709 01:07:32,828 --> 01:07:36,418 trying to prove a point. 1710 01:07:36,521 --> 01:07:37,695 - We're good. 1711 01:07:37,798 --> 01:07:38,696 I got this. 1712 01:07:38,799 --> 01:07:39,869 - Mm-hmm. 1713 01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:41,147 - You calling me crying. 1714 01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:48,154 - Happy? 1715 01:07:50,811 --> 01:07:52,365 - No, man, not at all. 1716 01:07:52,468 --> 01:07:53,918 You said you were going to write a way that 1717 01:07:54,021 --> 01:07:55,230 was hard for her to refuse. 1718 01:07:55,333 --> 01:07:56,852 The fuck is this? 1719 01:07:56,955 --> 01:07:59,475 - She'd have to have a heart of stone to reject that. 1720 01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:01,443 - Did you read what you just wrote? 1721 01:08:01,546 --> 01:08:05,309 That says, dear Anna, please, please, please, three please, 1722 01:08:05,412 --> 01:08:08,070 can you let my client have more involvement 1723 01:08:08,174 --> 01:08:09,278 in the threesome process? 1724 01:08:09,382 --> 01:08:11,073 He allegedly doesn't want-- 1725 01:08:11,177 --> 01:08:13,075 allegedly don't want to bone another dude? 1726 01:08:13,179 --> 01:08:15,181 Thank you so much. 1727 01:08:15,284 --> 01:08:17,597 Frank Mann. Attorney at law. 1728 01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:20,910 What the-- 1729 01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:23,775 if begging was a legal route, I could have did this myself. 1730 01:08:23,879 --> 01:08:30,679 - So you want me to put it in more robust legalese language? 1731 01:08:31,956 --> 01:08:34,061 - Yes. 1732 01:08:34,165 --> 01:08:35,856 - Esther. 1733 01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:38,342 Bring my thesaurus and paper. 1734 01:08:38,445 --> 01:08:40,688 - Man, I ain't got time for this. 1735 01:08:40,791 --> 01:08:43,380 - Before you go, can we-- 1736 01:08:43,485 --> 01:08:46,039 can we discuss the fee? 1737 01:08:46,143 --> 01:08:47,074 - The fee? 1738 01:08:47,178 --> 01:08:48,558 How much I owe you? 1739 01:08:48,661 --> 01:08:49,938 - 20. 1740 01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:51,009 - 20? 1741 01:08:51,112 --> 01:08:52,701 You-- man, you smoking rocks? 1742 01:08:52,804 --> 01:08:53,701 Who the-- 1743 01:08:53,804 --> 01:08:55,393 - 15. 1744 01:08:55,496 --> 01:08:58,569 - 15 for this Santa Claus ass letter? 1745 01:08:58,672 --> 01:08:59,570 You crazy, man. 1746 01:08:59,673 --> 01:09:01,536 - Okay, okay, 10, but that's it. 1747 01:09:01,641 --> 01:09:03,401 I'm not a welfare recipient. 1748 01:09:03,505 --> 01:09:04,678 - 10? 1749 01:09:04,782 --> 01:09:06,817 You take credit card? 1750 01:09:06,922 --> 01:09:08,165 - I prefer cash. 1751 01:09:08,268 --> 01:09:09,683 - Man, I don't carry-- I'm not a rapper. 1752 01:09:09,786 --> 01:09:11,340 I don't care that kind of money on me. 1753 01:09:11,444 --> 01:09:12,410 - Strippers do. 1754 01:09:12,514 --> 01:09:13,549 - I'm just calling the people. 1755 01:09:13,652 --> 01:09:14,861 I ain't got time for this, man. 1756 01:09:14,964 --> 01:09:18,105 - Okay, five, but that's it. 1757 01:09:18,209 --> 01:09:19,521 - Five? 1758 01:09:19,624 --> 01:09:20,384 All right. 1759 01:09:20,487 --> 01:09:21,384 I'ma go run to the bank. 1760 01:09:21,487 --> 01:09:22,902 I'll be right back. 1761 01:09:23,007 --> 01:09:23,835 - There you go right there. 1762 01:09:23,938 --> 01:09:25,665 I see it right there. 1763 01:09:25,768 --> 01:09:26,768 Yeah. 1764 01:09:26,873 --> 01:09:28,115 - Oh, $5. 1765 01:09:28,219 --> 01:09:29,599 Oh. Yeah. 1766 01:09:29,703 --> 01:09:30,532 Here. Here. 1767 01:09:30,634 --> 01:09:31,670 I got you. 1768 01:09:31,773 --> 01:09:34,259 Here you go. 1769 01:09:34,362 --> 01:09:35,433 Do your thing. 1770 01:09:35,536 --> 01:09:37,297 - Do you want a receipt? - No. 1771 01:09:37,401 --> 01:09:39,023 I'm so good. Keep the change. 1772 01:09:39,125 --> 01:09:40,852 Don't ever call me again. 1773 01:09:40,956 --> 01:09:41,819 - Esther. 1774 01:09:43,579 --> 01:09:45,340 ♪ Look stacks of hundreds ♪ About to throw it 1775 01:09:45,442 --> 01:09:46,893 ♪ Don't be teasing, baby ♪ Show it 1776 01:09:46,996 --> 01:09:48,343 ♪ You're a freak ♪ Yeah, I know it 1777 01:09:48,446 --> 01:09:49,482 ♪ Yeah, I know it ♪ Yeah 1778 01:09:49,585 --> 01:09:50,793 ♪ See, my people got the pole 1779 01:09:50,897 --> 01:09:52,139 ♪ And he ain't even at the show ♪ 1780 01:09:52,242 --> 01:09:53,831 ♪ Preaching I'ma blow it 1781 01:09:53,933 --> 01:09:55,971 - This place was definitely not on the agreements. 1782 01:09:56,074 --> 01:10:00,182 - No, but it's a good place to find what we're looking for. 1783 01:10:00,286 --> 01:10:02,115 - Last-ditch effort, huh? 1784 01:10:02,219 --> 01:10:04,048 - I appreciate you coming. - Mm-hmm. 1785 01:10:04,151 --> 01:10:05,187 - And I had to try. 1786 01:10:05,291 --> 01:10:07,051 I had to. 1787 01:10:07,154 --> 01:10:08,155 Oh. 1788 01:10:08,259 --> 01:10:09,502 Oh. - Here we go. 1789 01:10:09,605 --> 01:10:10,917 - They are aggressive. - Oh, my gosh. 1790 01:10:11,020 --> 01:10:12,229 - Sit down. Sit down. 1791 01:10:12,332 --> 01:10:13,644 Just sit down. Sit down. 1792 01:10:13,747 --> 01:10:14,955 - Babe, there's money stuck on my shoe. 1793 01:10:15,059 --> 01:10:16,060 - Pick it up. Pick it up. 1794 01:10:16,163 --> 01:10:17,337 Sneak pick it up. 1795 01:10:20,823 --> 01:10:22,446 - Hi. 1796 01:10:22,549 --> 01:10:23,585 - Oh. 1797 01:10:23,688 --> 01:10:24,586 Hi. 1798 01:10:24,689 --> 01:10:26,001 - What's up? 1799 01:10:26,104 --> 01:10:27,036 - Oh, you are right. 1800 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:28,279 You are right. 1801 01:10:28,383 --> 01:10:31,040 This is the perfect place. 1802 01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:33,940 - Hey, man, no disrespect, but you ain't on the type of time 1803 01:10:34,043 --> 01:10:37,081 we are, so you can go ahead and just move on. 1804 01:10:37,184 --> 01:10:38,910 - Is it the nipple rings? 1805 01:10:39,014 --> 01:10:41,258 - No, it's the penis. 1806 01:10:41,361 --> 01:10:42,673 We don't do that. 1807 01:10:42,776 --> 01:10:44,157 We ain't swinging. 1808 01:10:44,261 --> 01:10:45,434 It's just-- this the only dick in the room. 1809 01:10:45,538 --> 01:10:48,506 - I'm not leaving in two minutes. 1810 01:10:48,610 --> 01:10:50,197 - You don't have to. You can chill. 1811 01:10:50,301 --> 01:10:51,129 You can go on. 1812 01:10:51,233 --> 01:10:53,097 Move on. 1813 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:56,756 So what the fuck is going on? 1814 01:10:56,859 --> 01:10:59,828 - I don't know, but he's still there, and he hasn't moved. 1815 01:10:59,931 --> 01:11:00,863 - Yeah, he's still there. 1816 01:11:03,659 --> 01:11:05,937 - You guys like the burritos here? 1817 01:11:06,041 --> 01:11:07,249 - Oh, are they good? 1818 01:11:07,353 --> 01:11:08,561 Hey, we should try one. - No, baby. 1819 01:11:08,664 --> 01:11:09,665 You are lactose intolerant. 1820 01:11:09,769 --> 01:11:10,666 - Oh, yeah. 1821 01:11:10,770 --> 01:11:14,049 Yeah, I'm lac-- I can't do it. 1822 01:11:14,152 --> 01:11:15,050 - You too? 1823 01:11:15,153 --> 01:11:16,051 - Yeah, man. 1824 01:11:16,154 --> 01:11:17,846 I'm lactose. 1825 01:11:17,949 --> 01:11:23,714 - I'll tell you guys what, if I eat one single slice of cheese, 1826 01:11:23,817 --> 01:11:25,957 I blow O rings. 1827 01:11:26,061 --> 01:11:26,924 - Oof. 1828 01:11:27,027 --> 01:11:28,615 Oof. 1829 01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:31,135 - Don't ever use no words that start with O again, ever. 1830 01:11:31,238 --> 01:11:32,585 Yes. 1831 01:11:32,688 --> 01:11:34,172 It's blowing out of both ends, babe. 1832 01:11:34,276 --> 01:11:36,313 Did you just shit yourself right now? 1833 01:11:36,416 --> 01:11:37,693 Woof. 1834 01:11:37,797 --> 01:11:38,625 Okay, goodbye. 1835 01:11:38,729 --> 01:11:40,317 Thank God. 1836 01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:42,353 - Hey, I admit, babe, we still have a rocky start, 1837 01:11:42,457 --> 01:11:43,630 but it's uphill from here. 1838 01:11:45,045 --> 01:11:47,116 You're right. 1839 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:49,705 - Babe-- two for two. 1840 01:11:52,846 --> 01:11:55,366 - The hell is this motherfucker-- 1841 01:11:55,470 --> 01:11:58,231 he's got that black Mexican wrestler-- 1842 01:11:58,335 --> 01:11:59,577 hey. 1843 01:11:59,681 --> 01:12:01,061 Look, man, before you even start, 1844 01:12:01,165 --> 01:12:02,269 you ain't even got to start. 1845 01:12:02,373 --> 01:12:06,860 - Hey, Dennis. 1846 01:12:06,964 --> 01:12:08,655 You know me. - Frank. 1847 01:12:09,898 --> 01:12:11,589 - Man, what the hell you got on, man? 1848 01:12:11,693 --> 01:12:13,280 That's my lawyer, man. 1849 01:12:13,384 --> 01:12:17,906 - Frank Mann, attorney at law. 1850 01:12:18,009 --> 01:12:19,701 - Gimpy is your lawyer? 1851 01:12:19,804 --> 01:12:20,667 - Oh, yes. 1852 01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:22,186 Yes. 1853 01:12:22,289 --> 01:12:27,087 I've been representing Dennis here on some contract. 1854 01:12:27,191 --> 01:12:30,436 - Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. - Oh. Oh. 1855 01:12:30,539 --> 01:12:33,059 Well, do tell, Gimpy Esquire. 1856 01:12:34,405 --> 01:12:35,751 - Oh, look at the time. 1857 01:12:35,855 --> 01:12:37,477 - No, no, no, no. - What? 1858 01:12:37,581 --> 01:12:39,306 - You stay. You stay. 1859 01:12:39,410 --> 01:12:40,515 You stop talking. 1860 01:12:40,618 --> 01:12:41,447 - That ain't how speed dating goes. 1861 01:12:41,550 --> 01:12:42,758 - Continue. 1862 01:12:42,862 --> 01:12:46,106 - Now, you do know that I am bound 1863 01:12:46,210 --> 01:12:48,799 by client-attorney privilege. 1864 01:12:48,902 --> 01:12:50,939 I just can't tell you whatever you want. 1865 01:12:51,042 --> 01:12:52,665 - What he's trying to say is I had him make 1866 01:12:52,768 --> 01:12:55,184 an amendment to the contract. 1867 01:12:55,288 --> 01:12:56,910 - Why? 1868 01:12:57,014 --> 01:13:00,258 - You know why, because you tried to manipulate a loophole. 1869 01:13:00,362 --> 01:13:01,467 - All I did was use the language 1870 01:13:01,570 --> 01:13:02,985 in the contract, Dennis. 1871 01:13:03,089 --> 01:13:04,849 - No, you tried to manipulate a loophole. 1872 01:13:04,953 --> 01:13:07,162 And that's childish, and inconsiderate, 1873 01:13:07,265 --> 01:13:08,266 and disrespectful. 1874 01:13:08,370 --> 01:13:09,682 - Oh. 1875 01:13:09,785 --> 01:13:10,959 Is that what we're doing in front of company? 1876 01:13:11,062 --> 01:13:13,340 - As your attorney, I don't think 1877 01:13:13,444 --> 01:13:16,240 you should utter another word. 1878 01:13:16,343 --> 01:13:17,448 - I ain't going to say nothing else. 1879 01:13:17,552 --> 01:13:19,070 - Yeah. 1880 01:13:19,174 --> 01:13:20,347 - I ain't going to say nothing else because she trippin'. 1881 01:13:20,451 --> 01:13:21,659 - I can get loud too. 1882 01:13:21,763 --> 01:13:23,350 As your wife, I would suggest that you 1883 01:13:23,454 --> 01:13:27,389 listen to your attorney, your professional, gimpy attorney. 1884 01:13:27,493 --> 01:13:28,321 See you tomorrow night. 1885 01:13:28,425 --> 01:13:29,598 - Where you going? 1886 01:13:29,702 --> 01:13:30,806 Hey, baby, baby, baby. - Bye, Mark. 1887 01:13:30,910 --> 01:13:31,945 Sorry this couldn't work out. 1888 01:13:32,049 --> 01:13:33,050 - Baby. 1889 01:13:33,153 --> 01:13:34,223 Hey, I'ma call you-- 1890 01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:35,224 I'm going to call you Gimpy-- 1891 01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:36,294 Frank, whatever it is. 1892 01:13:36,398 --> 01:13:37,537 Hey, baby. 1893 01:13:41,196 --> 01:13:42,093 - Hey, Frank. 1894 01:13:42,197 --> 01:13:44,441 - Hey, buddy. 1895 01:13:44,544 --> 01:13:48,341 You think-- having burritos today? 1896 01:13:48,445 --> 01:13:49,618 - 52. 1897 01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:07,084 - What the hell? 1898 01:14:17,957 --> 01:14:18,958 What the fuck? 1899 01:14:51,542 --> 01:14:54,027 - You look nice. 1900 01:14:54,131 --> 01:14:55,132 - You strike. 1901 01:15:03,692 --> 01:15:05,038 - Dark chocolate. 1902 01:15:05,142 --> 01:15:06,453 Look at that. 1903 01:15:06,557 --> 01:15:08,179 Oh, I like me some chocolate. 1904 01:15:08,283 --> 01:15:09,802 Look at you. How you doing? 1905 01:15:09,905 --> 01:15:10,837 - Hello. 1906 01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:12,459 - Yeah, Johnny Gill would be proud. 1907 01:15:12,563 --> 01:15:13,944 - My, my, my. 1908 01:15:14,047 --> 01:15:16,222 - Steven. 1909 01:15:16,325 --> 01:15:18,500 Okay. Dennis, right? 1910 01:15:18,604 --> 01:15:21,848 Big D. Big D's a popular name. 1911 01:15:21,952 --> 01:15:24,023 Hey, man, don't look at me like that because tonight-- listen. 1912 01:15:24,126 --> 01:15:25,265 No, listen. 1913 01:15:25,369 --> 01:15:26,715 You got to clear your mind, man. 1914 01:15:26,819 --> 01:15:29,684 Don't forget about the no homo, the pose gang. 1915 01:15:29,787 --> 01:15:31,444 Tonight, you have to prepare your mind, 1916 01:15:31,548 --> 01:15:38,658 your body, and your wife to be entangled with another man. 1917 01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:41,799 Now, see, normally when I do things like this, 1918 01:15:41,903 --> 01:15:43,870 I want to get right straight to it, something stiff and hard 1919 01:15:43,974 --> 01:15:47,771 like a bullet, you know, bourbon whiskey. 1920 01:15:47,874 --> 01:15:51,222 But I decided to bring a nice little bottle of wine instead. 1921 01:15:55,433 --> 01:15:56,918 - Nice choice. 1922 01:15:57,021 --> 01:15:58,298 - Thank you. 1923 01:15:58,402 --> 01:16:00,956 Speaking of choices, besides this choice here-- 1924 01:16:01,060 --> 01:16:02,406 Mm-hmm. 1925 01:16:02,509 --> 01:16:03,372 It smells like chicken. 1926 01:16:03,476 --> 01:16:04,511 Is that chicken? 1927 01:16:04,615 --> 01:16:05,547 - Indeed, it is. 1928 01:16:05,651 --> 01:16:06,997 - It is. 1929 01:16:07,100 --> 01:16:11,449 - I bet it's succulent, juicy, tender, 1930 01:16:11,553 --> 01:16:14,004 and just falls off the bone, don't it? 1931 01:16:14,107 --> 01:16:15,522 - Yeah. 1932 01:16:15,626 --> 01:16:17,524 - You know, but before it gets too awkward, 1933 01:16:17,628 --> 01:16:21,839 let's go suck on some of your wife's meat, man. 1934 01:16:21,943 --> 01:16:23,116 I'm a breasts man myself. 1935 01:16:28,881 --> 01:16:30,089 - Come on, man. 1936 01:16:30,192 --> 01:16:31,262 There's no way you can make this. 1937 01:16:31,366 --> 01:16:32,574 - That's insane. 1938 01:16:32,678 --> 01:16:34,093 - It's no way you can make this, dog. 1939 01:16:34,196 --> 01:16:35,888 - I just whooped your ass for the whole game. 1940 01:16:35,991 --> 01:16:37,372 - Man, whooped my ass? Bro, just go ahead and shoot. 1941 01:16:37,475 --> 01:16:38,753 - You want to make it double or nothing on this shot? 1942 01:16:38,856 --> 01:16:40,375 - Just go ahead. Just go ahead and shoot. 1943 01:16:40,478 --> 01:16:41,652 - Double or nothing on the shot. 1944 01:16:41,756 --> 01:16:43,102 Hey. Yo. What the fuck, yo? 1945 01:16:44,966 --> 01:16:47,693 - You dumb asses are just going to sit here and let your boy 1946 01:16:47,796 --> 01:16:48,935 ruin his marriage? 1947 01:16:49,039 --> 01:16:51,179 - Look, he's a grown ass man, okay? 1948 01:16:51,282 --> 01:16:52,525 He made his choice. 1949 01:16:52,629 --> 01:16:53,699 Now, your girl, she's over there. 1950 01:16:53,802 --> 01:16:54,907 And this is her fault. 1951 01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:55,701 - I know. 1952 01:16:55,804 --> 01:16:57,047 And it was dumb as hell. 1953 01:16:57,150 --> 01:16:58,255 - Okay, so why didn't you tell her? 1954 01:16:58,358 --> 01:17:00,119 - I did. - Okay. 1955 01:17:00,222 --> 01:17:01,327 And why didn't she listen to you? 1956 01:17:01,430 --> 01:17:02,569 - I give horrible advice. 1957 01:17:02,673 --> 01:17:03,570 She never listens to me. 1958 01:17:03,674 --> 01:17:04,882 - No, that's true. 1959 01:17:04,986 --> 01:17:05,952 You do give some shitty ass advice. 1960 01:17:06,056 --> 01:17:07,644 - Okay. You know what? 1961 01:17:07,747 --> 01:17:08,610 - You remember that time you told Jackie she 1962 01:17:08,714 --> 01:17:10,439 should break up with Harold? 1963 01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:12,200 - Yeah, he was smoking weed all day and playing video games. 1964 01:17:12,303 --> 01:17:14,547 - And he's, like, a billionaire game developer now. 1965 01:17:14,651 --> 01:17:16,307 - She's a regional manager at a shoe store. 1966 01:17:16,411 --> 01:17:17,654 - Shoe store. 1967 01:17:17,757 --> 01:17:20,208 - Bert and Ernie, can we go now? 1968 01:17:20,311 --> 01:17:22,072 - Coming in to fuck up the day. - Hey. 1969 01:17:22,175 --> 01:17:23,590 Hey. You owe me money, bro. 1970 01:17:23,694 --> 01:17:24,868 I kicked your ass. - Bro, come on. 1971 01:17:24,971 --> 01:17:28,181 That's bullshit, man. 1972 01:17:32,151 --> 01:17:33,911 - Yeah, I knew it was sucking. 1973 01:17:34,015 --> 01:17:39,158 I could suck on this for hours with you, woman like that. 1974 01:17:39,261 --> 01:17:41,539 Mm, mm, mm. 1975 01:17:41,643 --> 01:17:45,129 So Anna, you're an attorney. 1976 01:17:45,233 --> 01:17:47,511 - Yes, corporate. 1977 01:17:47,614 --> 01:17:49,237 - Huh. Interesting. 1978 01:17:49,340 --> 01:17:50,238 Yeah. 1979 01:17:50,341 --> 01:17:53,034 And Big D, engineer, huh? 1980 01:17:53,137 --> 01:17:54,621 - Engineer and mechanical. 1981 01:17:54,725 --> 01:17:56,382 - Okay. All right. 1982 01:17:56,485 --> 01:17:58,833 Cool. Like Tony Stark, huh? 1983 01:17:58,936 --> 01:18:00,351 - Something like that. - Something like that. 1984 01:18:00,455 --> 01:18:01,870 - Yeah. 1985 01:18:01,974 --> 01:18:03,596 - So Steven, tell us a little bit about you. 1986 01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:05,115 - Sure. 1987 01:18:05,218 --> 01:18:06,426 - Yeah, tell us about you being a gigolo. 1988 01:18:08,705 --> 01:18:10,016 - Wow. 1989 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:11,604 I never heard that term in a long time, man. 1990 01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:12,985 - So sorry. 1991 01:18:13,088 --> 01:18:15,125 - No, no, no. He just took me back, you know? 1992 01:18:15,228 --> 01:18:16,782 That's my favorite R. Kelly song, man. 1993 01:18:16,885 --> 01:18:18,438 - So sorry. - No, no, no. 1994 01:18:18,542 --> 01:18:20,337 It's okay because it's hard for a heterosexual man, 1995 01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:23,340 you know, to see his wife with another man for the first time 1996 01:18:23,443 --> 01:18:26,723 and to be with another man for the first time. 1997 01:18:26,826 --> 01:18:29,001 You know, that's-- that's really hard. 1998 01:18:29,104 --> 01:18:30,796 Or not, or not, because you can still 1999 01:18:30,899 --> 01:18:33,281 have a heterosexual threesome without the two men 2000 01:18:33,384 --> 01:18:36,767 having sexual interaction, you know? 2001 01:18:36,871 --> 01:18:38,458 But it's still hard to prepare for that, 2002 01:18:38,562 --> 01:18:43,463 for him to see his wife sucking another man's dick. 2003 01:18:43,567 --> 01:18:46,708 So it comes with a lot of trepidations, you know? 2004 01:18:46,812 --> 01:18:50,954 But to answer your question, no, I'm a sex 2005 01:18:51,057 --> 01:18:53,542 coach and a holistic healer. 2006 01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:55,027 - Okay. Okay. 2007 01:18:55,130 --> 01:18:56,131 Okay. 2008 01:18:56,235 --> 01:18:57,926 Now, that-- that sounds interesting. 2009 01:18:58,030 --> 01:19:00,653 - Sounds like a long way of saying gigolo. 2010 01:19:00,757 --> 01:19:02,034 - You see? You see? 2011 01:19:02,137 --> 01:19:03,518 The chakras aren't lining up. 2012 01:19:03,621 --> 01:19:05,175 The energy is off. 2013 01:19:05,278 --> 01:19:08,972 This entanglement is not entangling, so I'm going to-- 2014 01:19:09,075 --> 01:19:10,594 I'm going to get up out of here because I 2015 01:19:10,697 --> 01:19:11,837 don't want any trouble. 2016 01:19:11,940 --> 01:19:13,390 All right? 2017 01:19:13,493 --> 01:19:15,461 - Steven. 2018 01:19:15,564 --> 01:19:18,671 Please, we need you. 2019 01:19:18,775 --> 01:19:19,983 - This man can't handle it. 2020 01:19:20,086 --> 01:19:21,260 I don't want to be in the middle of y'all, okay? 2021 01:19:21,363 --> 01:19:22,882 - But Steven, please. - No, look. Look. Look. 2022 01:19:22,986 --> 01:19:24,539 Look. - Please stay. 2023 01:19:24,642 --> 01:19:26,783 We really need you to stay, please. 2024 01:19:26,886 --> 01:19:29,647 - It's hard to say no to you, Chocolate. 2025 01:19:29,751 --> 01:19:32,719 All right. 2026 01:19:32,823 --> 01:19:33,859 Where's your bedroom? 2027 01:19:47,562 --> 01:19:49,702 - He's not answering. 2028 01:19:49,806 --> 01:19:51,290 - No, he's not picking up either. 2029 01:19:51,393 --> 01:19:52,325 - Call Anna. 2030 01:19:54,293 --> 01:19:55,087 Bitch. 2031 01:19:55,190 --> 01:19:56,847 She's not answering either. 2032 01:19:58,711 --> 01:19:59,988 - God damn, woman. 2033 01:20:00,092 --> 01:20:01,438 You a getaway driver in your past life? 2034 01:20:01,541 --> 01:20:02,784 - Calm down. 2035 01:20:02,888 --> 01:20:03,854 - You cannot drive like this. - Why? 2036 01:20:03,958 --> 01:20:05,062 - Because-- 2037 01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:06,305 - You're going to get car sick? 2038 01:20:06,408 --> 01:20:07,375 - Not me. 2039 01:20:09,895 --> 01:20:12,759 - Oh, hell-- oh, no, no, no. 2040 01:20:15,072 --> 01:20:16,660 Hold on. 2041 01:20:16,763 --> 01:20:18,041 Hold on. 2042 01:20:36,991 --> 01:20:37,957 - Is he kissing you? 2043 01:20:38,061 --> 01:20:42,548 - Baby, just pay attention. 2044 01:20:42,651 --> 01:20:43,963 - I need time for this year. 2045 01:20:44,067 --> 01:20:46,034 Hey, bro. He's wilding. 2046 01:20:48,278 --> 01:20:52,213 Did this nigga get his bare feet on my fucking bed? 2047 01:20:52,316 --> 01:20:55,216 - Good energy. 2048 01:20:55,319 --> 01:20:56,527 Good energy. 2049 01:20:56,631 --> 01:20:59,289 Energy. 2050 01:20:59,392 --> 01:21:01,394 Come on, champ. - Come on what? 2051 01:21:01,498 --> 01:21:02,844 - Babe. - Fuck no. 2052 01:21:02,948 --> 01:21:04,708 - Together? Want to do it together? 2053 01:21:04,811 --> 01:21:05,743 - No the fuck we can't. 2054 01:21:05,847 --> 01:21:06,848 - Come on. 2055 01:21:06,952 --> 01:21:08,229 - God. - Come on, baby. 2056 01:21:08,332 --> 01:21:09,264 Good energy. 2057 01:21:09,368 --> 01:21:10,714 - Ain't no come on energy my ass. 2058 01:21:10,817 --> 01:21:12,371 You can have that nigga. I'm-- 2059 01:21:12,474 --> 01:21:13,268 - No. Come on. 2060 01:21:13,372 --> 01:21:14,407 - No. 2061 01:21:14,511 --> 01:21:16,444 - Good energy. 2062 01:21:16,547 --> 01:21:18,411 - This nigga crazy. 2063 01:21:26,109 --> 01:21:28,766 - You know, Marvin Gaye got it right. 2064 01:21:28,870 --> 01:21:29,940 Sexual healing. 2065 01:21:41,883 --> 01:21:44,403 - Wow. 2066 01:21:44,506 --> 01:21:46,060 Hey, Eva. 2067 01:21:46,163 --> 01:21:47,509 - I hope you're happy, man. 2068 01:21:47,613 --> 01:21:48,890 - Excuse me, young man? - Excuse me, young man? 2069 01:21:48,994 --> 01:21:50,409 You know what's going on. 2070 01:21:50,512 --> 01:21:51,997 Our friend's fucking marriage is ruined, man. 2071 01:21:52,100 --> 01:21:53,446 - I highly doubt that. 2072 01:21:53,550 --> 01:21:55,241 - If you pulled out of your pants 2073 01:21:55,345 --> 01:21:58,382 what I know you pulled out, she's ruined. 2074 01:21:58,486 --> 01:22:00,902 - I thought you knew I don't pull out. 2075 01:22:01,006 --> 01:22:02,007 But no, no, no. Listen. 2076 01:22:02,110 --> 01:22:03,663 Listen. Listen. 2077 01:22:04,733 --> 01:22:07,322 See that? - That's disgusting. 2078 01:22:07,426 --> 01:22:11,188 - Just needed a pep talk, a little starter pistol action, 2079 01:22:11,292 --> 01:22:13,121 a little battery in the back. 2080 01:22:13,225 --> 01:22:15,606 Speaking of putting things in our backs, 2081 01:22:15,710 --> 01:22:16,642 can I get a ride with you? 2082 01:22:16,745 --> 01:22:18,644 I need a little ride home. 2083 01:22:18,747 --> 01:22:20,784 - Well, you know I drive stick. 2084 01:22:20,887 --> 01:22:22,682 - Well, you're going to need all six gears for this. 2085 01:22:22,786 --> 01:22:23,856 - That's what I'm talking about. 2086 01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:25,237 - Hey. Hold up. Hold up. 2087 01:22:25,340 --> 01:22:27,964 Ms. Stick, what about us? - Oh. 2088 01:22:28,067 --> 01:22:30,311 Uber. Uber. 2089 01:22:30,414 --> 01:22:33,486 - Oh, you're just going to leave us for some dick? 2090 01:22:33,590 --> 01:22:34,522 - Figure it out. 2091 01:22:34,625 --> 01:22:35,488 - Put your seatbelt on. 2092 01:22:35,592 --> 01:22:37,318 - She got six kids, bro. 2093 01:22:37,421 --> 01:22:39,596 The hole is like this, bro. 2094 01:22:39,699 --> 01:22:41,287 Like that. 2095 01:22:41,391 --> 01:22:43,703 - It's going to be like that after she sit on that shit. 2096 01:22:44,877 --> 01:22:45,809 - Sexual healing. 2097 01:22:45,912 --> 01:22:47,121 - I should head out. 2098 01:22:47,224 --> 01:22:48,605 It's getting kind of weird for me. 2099 01:22:48,708 --> 01:22:49,709 - It's loud. 2100 01:22:49,813 --> 01:22:51,159 - Loud as shit. 2101 01:22:51,263 --> 01:22:52,885 - It's like-- it's like listening to your parents 2102 01:22:52,989 --> 01:22:54,128 fuck, bro. 2103 01:22:54,231 --> 01:22:55,681 - You heard your parents fuck before? 2104 01:22:55,784 --> 01:22:56,854 - Every night when I was seven. 2105 01:22:56,958 --> 01:22:57,924 - Why? 2106 01:22:58,028 --> 01:22:59,926 - My parents were freaks, man. 2107 01:23:00,030 --> 01:23:01,652 - Like-- Okay. 2108 01:23:01,756 --> 01:23:03,378 - Nasty shit too. 2109 01:23:10,868 --> 01:23:12,836 - Hey. 2110 01:23:12,939 --> 01:23:15,494 I smell special pancakes. 2111 01:23:15,597 --> 01:23:17,772 I don't know how you got the strength and energy. 2112 01:23:17,875 --> 01:23:19,877 What you make, babe? 2113 01:23:19,981 --> 01:23:21,845 - Oh, hey. 2114 01:23:21,948 --> 01:23:23,640 - Hey. - Baby, where you at? 2115 01:23:23,743 --> 01:23:24,951 - Baby? 2116 01:23:25,055 --> 01:23:25,987 - Where you at? 2117 01:23:26,091 --> 01:23:27,506 - Where is my baby? 2118 01:23:29,301 --> 01:23:30,647 - There go my baby. 2119 01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:31,717 - Here's my baby. 2120 01:23:31,820 --> 01:23:37,688 - Love you always and forever. 2121 01:23:37,792 --> 01:23:38,931 You know what? 2122 01:23:39,035 --> 01:23:40,174 Hey, fuck work. 2123 01:23:40,277 --> 01:23:41,589 Let's just get out and hang out. 2124 01:23:41,692 --> 01:23:43,004 And why don't we just chill here, play hooky, 2125 01:23:43,108 --> 01:23:45,041 and just fuck everywhere? 2126 01:23:48,044 --> 01:23:49,493 All I need is five minutes. - Come on. 2127 01:23:49,597 --> 01:23:51,185 You had more than five minutes last night. 2128 01:23:51,288 --> 01:23:52,669 Okay. I love my-- Okay. 2129 01:23:52,772 --> 01:23:54,153 This is a good one? 2130 01:23:56,638 --> 01:23:57,501 - What the hell? 2131 01:23:57,605 --> 01:23:58,606 - Hold on. 2132 01:23:58,709 --> 01:24:00,504 Hold on. 2133 01:24:00,608 --> 01:24:01,850 Just give me one second at the door. 2134 01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:03,024 - Go. Go. 2135 01:24:03,128 --> 01:24:04,198 Go. Get rid of that person. 2136 01:24:04,301 --> 01:24:05,337 - Go upstairs and get in bed. 2137 01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:06,855 - I'm taking these pillows. 2138 01:24:06,959 --> 01:24:08,167 You know I like to be right on top. 2139 01:24:10,997 --> 01:24:12,068 - Open up, Dennis. 2140 01:24:12,171 --> 01:24:14,587 I finally nailed that amendment. 2141 01:24:25,667 --> 01:24:26,703 - What we got here? 2142 01:24:32,053 --> 01:24:33,675 Yeah, everything's perfect. 2143 01:24:33,779 --> 01:24:38,922 - I am so glad to hear that. 2144 01:24:39,025 --> 01:24:40,061 - But I won't be needing it, man. 2145 01:24:40,165 --> 01:24:41,338 I'm good. We're good. 2146 01:24:41,442 --> 01:24:42,719 I'm good. She's good. 2147 01:24:42,822 --> 01:24:45,722 We're good. 2148 01:24:45,825 --> 01:24:46,688 Yeah, she's happy. 2149 01:24:46,792 --> 01:24:47,931 I'm happy. 2150 01:24:48,034 --> 01:24:49,346 No need for a contract. 2151 01:24:49,450 --> 01:24:51,037 This is the perfect relationship, 2152 01:24:51,141 --> 01:24:53,902 so you can skedaddle. 2153 01:24:54,006 --> 01:24:55,214 - Fine. 2154 01:24:55,318 --> 01:24:58,148 I guess, I'm glad to hear that. 2155 01:24:58,252 --> 01:25:00,737 - Yeah. 2156 01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:01,772 Yeah, man. 2157 01:25:01,876 --> 01:25:03,429 I appreciate it. 2158 01:25:03,533 --> 01:25:08,814 - Look, you know, love is a very rare thing, Denny. 2159 01:25:08,917 --> 01:25:10,471 I mean, it's not always-- 2160 01:25:10,574 --> 01:25:13,508 it never is a typical boy meets girl thing, not for most of us. 2161 01:25:13,612 --> 01:25:14,751 - Uh-huh. 2162 01:25:14,854 --> 01:25:16,511 - I mean, sometimes, you know-- you get lucky 2163 01:25:16,615 --> 01:25:19,100 to have somebody who has the heart to really 2164 01:25:19,204 --> 01:25:21,206 give you the true love. 2165 01:25:21,309 --> 01:25:28,074 Then when you lose it, it's a pain worse than death. 2166 01:25:28,178 --> 01:25:29,110 - Damn. 2167 01:25:29,214 --> 01:25:32,148 Did you lose somebody, man? 2168 01:25:32,251 --> 01:25:34,219 - Maria. 2169 01:25:34,322 --> 01:25:36,531 She was one in a million. 2170 01:25:36,635 --> 01:25:39,569 She took care of me and mom. 2171 01:25:44,021 --> 01:25:48,405 It was my honor to take care of her until the end. 2172 01:25:48,509 --> 01:25:49,579 - Damn. 2173 01:25:49,682 --> 01:25:51,788 I'm sorry to hear about that, Frank. 2174 01:25:51,891 --> 01:25:52,961 I really am. 2175 01:25:53,065 --> 01:25:57,103 But I appreciate you, though. 2176 01:25:57,207 --> 01:26:00,106 - You've got one in a million. 2177 01:26:00,210 --> 01:26:01,625 Yeah. 2178 01:26:01,729 --> 01:26:03,317 You went through-- you went through slings. 2179 01:26:03,420 --> 01:26:04,732 You went through arrows. You went through penises. 2180 01:26:04,835 --> 01:26:06,009 - No, I didn't. No. 2181 01:26:06,112 --> 01:26:07,252 That's your type of shit. - Okay. 2182 01:26:07,355 --> 01:26:08,391 No judgment. No judgment. 2183 01:26:08,494 --> 01:26:14,086 But you did it all for love. 2184 01:26:14,190 --> 01:26:17,986 That's got to count for something. 2185 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:19,160 - For sure. 2186 01:26:19,264 --> 01:26:20,644 But I appreciate you, Frank. 2187 01:26:20,748 --> 01:26:22,025 Just-- hey, when you go out, make sure you 2188 01:26:22,128 --> 01:26:23,095 lock the door for me, man. 2189 01:26:23,199 --> 01:26:24,165 I love you. 2190 01:26:24,269 --> 01:26:26,271 You can keep the deposit. 2191 01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:37,765 - Just the chiquita I was hoping to see. 2192 01:26:41,217 --> 01:26:43,149 You think you're so special, don't you? 2193 01:26:43,253 --> 01:26:45,290 Too good for us mere mortals? 2194 01:26:45,393 --> 01:26:47,913 You think the sun rises out of that halfwits ass. 2195 01:26:48,016 --> 01:26:49,466 I don't get it. 2196 01:26:49,570 --> 01:26:50,847 - Seriously, I'm not in the mood for your bullshit, okay? 2197 01:26:50,950 --> 01:26:52,089 - Oh. 2198 01:26:52,193 --> 01:26:53,919 Maybe I could get you in the mood, 2199 01:26:54,022 --> 01:26:57,854 you know, with some sage oils and a packet of ribbed-- 2200 01:26:57,957 --> 01:26:58,889 What are you doing? 2201 01:26:58,993 --> 01:26:59,890 - What are you doing? 2202 01:27:01,167 --> 01:27:02,652 - You are so fucking fired. 2203 01:27:02,755 --> 01:27:04,550 - Don't act like you've never been burned down there, 2204 01:27:04,654 --> 01:27:07,070 you creep. 2205 01:27:07,173 --> 01:27:08,105 - Dad. 2206 01:27:08,209 --> 01:27:10,211 Dad. She just assaulted me. 2207 01:27:10,315 --> 01:27:12,040 - I was looking for you, son. 2208 01:27:12,144 --> 01:27:15,458 I have formal complaints from Sherry, Lori, Emma in payroll, 2209 01:27:15,561 --> 01:27:16,907 and Carmen in transportation. 2210 01:27:17,011 --> 01:27:18,288 - Wow. Really? 2211 01:27:18,392 --> 01:27:19,462 Carmen? 2212 01:27:19,565 --> 01:27:21,049 - I know she's in a walker, but-- 2213 01:27:21,153 --> 01:27:22,430 - That's enough. 2214 01:27:22,534 --> 01:27:23,845 - Come on, Dad. 2215 01:27:23,949 --> 01:27:25,571 - We're going to address these allegations. 2216 01:27:25,675 --> 01:27:27,608 And then I want you, son, to clear out your desk. 2217 01:27:27,711 --> 01:27:29,230 - What? 2218 01:27:29,334 --> 01:27:30,714 - Finish up what you're doing, Anna. 2219 01:27:30,818 --> 01:27:32,544 And get back to work for me, okay? 2220 01:27:32,647 --> 01:27:34,339 - Of course. Of course, sir. 2221 01:27:34,442 --> 01:27:35,616 Yes, of course. 2222 01:27:38,964 --> 01:27:41,656 - Son. 2223 01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:43,279 - Come on, guys. 2224 01:27:43,382 --> 01:27:44,487 Guys? 2225 01:27:49,285 --> 01:27:50,596 Carmen? 2226 01:27:50,700 --> 01:27:51,666 Baby. 2227 01:27:57,293 --> 01:27:58,501 - Godspeed. 2228 01:28:05,749 --> 01:28:07,406 - And we welcome our newest partners 2229 01:28:07,510 --> 01:28:09,960 of the firm, Anna Ana Nicole. 2230 01:29:38,394 --> 01:29:39,533 - Oh, shit. 2231 01:29:47,989 --> 01:29:48,956 - You okay, baby? 2232 01:29:52,822 --> 01:29:54,651 - Mm-hmm. 2233 01:29:54,755 --> 01:29:55,721 - Yo. 2234 01:29:58,275 --> 01:29:59,656 Yo. 2235 01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:01,555 - Yes. 2236 01:30:01,658 --> 01:30:04,316 - My dick work. 2237 01:30:04,420 --> 01:30:06,801 My dick work. 2238 01:30:24,992 --> 01:30:27,339 - I always find interesting ways to address 2239 01:30:27,443 --> 01:30:28,409 somebody's daughter. 2240 01:30:28,513 --> 01:30:29,375 You know what I'm saying? 2241 01:30:32,413 --> 01:30:34,450 You know, something like-- 2242 01:30:34,553 --> 01:30:37,280 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2243 01:30:37,383 --> 01:30:40,317 ♪ About stuff in Bottega, Prada, and Saint Laurent ♪ 2244 01:30:40,421 --> 01:30:43,113 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2245 01:30:43,217 --> 01:30:44,494 ♪ Face down in my lap 2246 01:30:44,598 --> 01:30:45,875 ♪ Only time she sleeps with the tongue ♪ 2247 01:30:45,978 --> 01:30:48,740 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2248 01:30:48,843 --> 01:30:50,535 ♪ She down to hold the strap 2249 01:30:50,638 --> 01:30:51,743 ♪ When I slide with it through the slum ♪ 2250 01:30:51,846 --> 01:30:53,227 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2251 01:30:53,330 --> 01:30:54,780 ♪ Yeah 2252 01:30:54,884 --> 01:30:57,403 ♪ So I'ma be a player till I find me one ♪ 2253 01:30:57,507 --> 01:30:59,095 ♪ Yeah ♪ To be loved 2254 01:30:59,198 --> 01:31:00,303 ♪ To be loved 2255 01:31:00,406 --> 01:31:01,304 ♪ We light as Prince Hakeem 2256 01:31:01,407 --> 01:31:02,547 ♪ Send me by my nuts 2257 01:31:02,650 --> 01:31:04,065 ♪ Sitting inside my truck 2258 01:31:04,169 --> 01:31:05,619 ♪ Bumping something about me that's unreleased ♪ 2259 01:31:05,722 --> 01:31:06,689 ♪ Nothing sweet so back back and ♪ 2260 01:31:06,792 --> 01:31:08,380 ♪ Give me 50, boy 2261 01:31:08,484 --> 01:31:09,554 ♪ Like the younger me, couple freaks ♪ 2262 01:31:09,657 --> 01:31:10,624 ♪ Wifey and the main hoe 2263 01:31:10,727 --> 01:31:11,797 ♪ Is it game? 2264 01:31:11,901 --> 01:31:12,971 ♪ No 2265 01:31:13,074 --> 01:31:14,282 ♪ I'm transparent like a rainbow ♪ 2266 01:31:14,386 --> 01:31:15,801 ♪ They love my confidence 2267 01:31:15,905 --> 01:31:17,216 ♪ The goals that I have accomplished big ♪ 2268 01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:18,735 ♪ My exes looking for closure 2269 01:31:18,839 --> 01:31:20,081 ♪ I told her buy a wig 2270 01:31:20,185 --> 01:31:21,635 ♪ I've probably been the emperor ♪ 2271 01:31:21,738 --> 01:31:23,637 ♪ When? ♪ In my former life 2272 01:31:23,740 --> 01:31:25,086 ♪ Million dollars for the signature ♪ 2273 01:31:25,190 --> 01:31:26,985 ♪ I've been at your ♪ 2274 01:31:27,088 --> 01:31:29,125 ♪ For them stormy nights ♪ Left me out 2275 01:31:29,228 --> 01:31:30,333 ♪ Now my heart is frigid 2276 01:31:30,436 --> 01:31:31,852 ♪ And my thoughts invisible 2277 01:31:31,955 --> 01:31:33,647 ♪ I'm dodging prison plus federal seats ♪ 2278 01:31:33,750 --> 01:31:35,614 ♪ Back and forth from H-Town to LA ♪ 2279 01:31:35,718 --> 01:31:37,513 ♪ Trevor Ariza 2280 01:31:37,616 --> 01:31:39,238 ♪ Negative people, I despise 2281 01:31:39,342 --> 01:31:41,482 ♪ Shorty told me that I'm never going to leave you ♪ 2282 01:31:41,586 --> 01:31:42,656 ♪ Hope she's laughing 2283 01:31:42,759 --> 01:31:44,796 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2284 01:31:44,899 --> 01:31:47,246 ♪ About stuff in Bottega, Prada, and Saint Laurent ♪ 2285 01:31:47,350 --> 01:31:49,525 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2286 01:31:49,628 --> 01:31:51,975 ♪ Yeah, face down in my lap 2287 01:31:52,079 --> 01:31:53,390 ♪ Only time she sleep with the tongue ♪ 2288 01:31:53,494 --> 01:31:55,979 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2289 01:31:56,083 --> 01:31:57,602 ♪ She's down to hold the strap ♪ 2290 01:31:57,705 --> 01:31:58,810 ♪ When I slide with it through the slums ♪ 2291 01:31:58,913 --> 01:32:00,881 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2292 01:32:00,984 --> 01:32:02,227 ♪ Yeah 2293 01:32:02,330 --> 01:32:04,505 ♪ So I'ma be a player till I find me one ♪ 2294 01:32:04,609 --> 01:32:05,989 ♪ Look, I need a chick 2295 01:32:06,093 --> 01:32:07,715 ♪ That ain't constantly on the ground ♪ 2296 01:32:07,819 --> 01:32:09,683 ♪ Double tapping all in other people's business ♪ 2297 01:32:09,786 --> 01:32:11,512 ♪ Instead she got an LLC 2298 01:32:11,616 --> 01:32:12,617 ♪ Just this much paper 2299 01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:14,135 ♪ It's me 2300 01:32:14,239 --> 01:32:15,861 ♪ And her head game always be consistent ♪ 2301 01:32:15,965 --> 01:32:17,587 ♪ She keep the and the tote ♪ 2302 01:32:17,691 --> 01:32:18,830 ♪ Her knee high boots match the Fendi coat ♪ 2303 01:32:18,933 --> 01:32:20,210 ♪ I want to pull her hair 2304 01:32:20,314 --> 01:32:21,315 ♪ But first we finna smoke 2305 01:32:21,418 --> 01:32:22,765 ♪ So she gave me sloppy 2306 01:32:22,868 --> 01:32:23,938 ♪ While I twist this dope 2307 01:32:24,042 --> 01:32:25,664 ♪ Then I made the box stream 2308 01:32:25,768 --> 01:32:27,114 ♪ Fire Stick remote 2309 01:32:27,217 --> 01:32:29,012 ♪ Hop up then I go, but shorty understands ♪ 2310 01:32:29,116 --> 01:32:31,152 ♪ Why? ♪ She knows I move different 2311 01:32:31,256 --> 01:32:33,016 ♪ See, I got 99 problems that don't include women ♪ 2312 01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:34,570 ♪ I got to watch you ♪ I kick it 2313 01:32:34,673 --> 01:32:35,812 ♪ We keep a cool distance 2314 01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:37,296 ♪ Birds of a feather 2315 01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:39,057 ♪ And lots of these niggas stool pigeons ♪ 2316 01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:41,542 ♪ Who isn't-- who isn't really these days? ♪ 2317 01:32:41,646 --> 01:32:42,612 ♪ Act like they a dog 2318 01:32:42,716 --> 01:32:44,131 ♪ But they really strays 2319 01:32:44,234 --> 01:32:45,822 ♪ I'm outside trying to feel these places ♪ 2320 01:32:45,926 --> 01:32:46,961 ♪ Then make it home 2321 01:32:47,065 --> 01:32:48,791 ♪ So I don't need a girl 2322 01:32:48,894 --> 01:32:49,999 ♪ That's going to be blowing up my phone ♪ 2323 01:32:50,102 --> 01:32:52,208 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2324 01:32:52,311 --> 01:32:54,728 ♪ Bout stuff in Bottega, Prada, and Saint Laurent ♪ 2325 01:32:54,831 --> 01:32:57,765 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2326 01:32:57,869 --> 01:32:59,180 ♪ Face down in my lap 2327 01:32:59,284 --> 01:33:00,596 ♪ Only time she sleep with the tongue ♪ 2328 01:33:00,699 --> 01:33:03,806 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2329 01:33:03,909 --> 01:33:05,531 ♪ She's down to hold the strap ♪ 2330 01:33:05,635 --> 01:33:06,740 ♪ When I slide with it through the slums ♪ 2331 01:33:06,843 --> 01:33:09,052 ♪ I need a dime to fight with 2332 01:33:09,156 --> 01:33:15,852 ♪ So I'ma be a player till I find me one ♪ 2333 01:33:15,956 --> 01:33:20,892 - You know, I really don't pay attention when a player speaks. 2334 01:33:20,995 --> 01:33:22,652 Nod your head if you understand. 2335 01:33:28,037 --> 01:33:29,279 Yeah. 2336 01:33:29,383 --> 01:33:31,627 That's a good girl. 2337 01:33:31,730 --> 01:33:35,700 ♪ So I'ma be a player till I find me one ♪ 158516