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Readyyyyy?
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Uh-huuuuuuh.
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No peeeeekiiiiiiiing!
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Okaaaaa-aaaaaaay.
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Prommmiiiiiiiise?
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Just get the hell on with it already!
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All right, open your eyes!
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Okay, Jock, Princess, Nerd, Stoner.
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You're... the Breakfast Club?
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We're Scooby-doo, ya jackalope!
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Steve, did you...
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wax your legs?
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No.
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I did.
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I wanted to be Velma.
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Hey, I can be more than just a
"dumb stoner", you know?
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Can you?
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No.
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No, I don't think so.
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You're a natural born Shaggy, babe.
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It's true.
Best to stay in your lane, bro.
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Speaking of... you're Scooby.
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Oh, what, 'cause I'm like your pet?
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Screw that! Why can't Roger do it?
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Because Roger is in London,
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living out his lifelong dream
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of playing Rumpleteazer in a
West End revival of "Cats."
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Oh, yeah...
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Look, we all have
our roles in the family,
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and you two are kind of the...
comic relief.
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C'mon, it's time to go to
Danuta's Halloween party.
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Wait, wasn't dad gonna drive us?
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Yeah. Where is dad, anyway?
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Did he...
never come home from work?
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Dad?
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Stan?
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Dad?
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Stan?
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Dan?
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I mean...
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Stad?
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No answer.
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Oh, my God.
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It's Halloween night, and Stan is...
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m-missing!
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Still no answer from your dad.
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Well, gang, looks like we've
got a mystery on our hands.
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This is bullshit.
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Pigeonholing us like this.
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We're not just a couple
of bumbling idiots!
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- Yeah, we're that and more!
- That's right.
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I am not just a fish who says "bro".
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I'm complex. I have layers.
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Contradictions.
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Me too. I've got that stuff, too!
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I have a New Yorker subscription.
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Right now,
I've got a stack of New Yorkers
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in my alcove halfway
to the damn ceiling,
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and one of these days
I'm gonna read 'em, too!
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No joke!
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I'm a certified doula.
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Does that mess up your tidy
little idea of who I am?
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And I have a surprising
amount of upper body strength!
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Yeah!
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Go! Go! Go!
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What's all that racket back there?
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It's the sound of us being unique,
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multi-faceted individuals!
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- Yeah!
- We're here.
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Wow. I don't remember
Stan's office being quite so...
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terrifying.
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This place is totally deserted.
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And it looks like
everyone left in a hurry.
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Probably scared off by the monster.
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Yeah.
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Monster?
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That's ridiculous.
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Look around, Francine!
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This whole situation is
clearly going full Scooby.
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It's only a matter of time
before we're being chased around
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by a wolf man to some generic
'60s pop song.
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Well, in "Scooby-Doo"
the monsters are never real.
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Yeah, but that's a TV show.
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This is real life.
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Monster.
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Monster.
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Monster.
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Would you two give it a rest?
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There's no monster.
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Sorry. I thought you were...
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the monster.
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Told ya.
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There.
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Now...
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can I offer anyone a topo chico?
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Yeah, I'll take one.
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Nice costumes, by the way.
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They made us be Shaggy and Scooby
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even though we're
multi-fascinating individuals.
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Never mind that.
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What is going on around here,
and where is our dad...
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I'm not even anything like Shaggy.
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Zoinks!
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This... holds the answers
to your questions.
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It all started with a crisis
of the utmost urgency,
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when I, who I've always thought
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look a helluva lot like Chris Hemsworth,
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discovered evidence that someone...
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was using my private executive bathroom!
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So I, who in another way
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see myself very much
as a Jason Momoa type,
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tapped my very nearest man, Stan Smith,
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to get to the bottom of
this fecal feloniousness.
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You can imagine my shock
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when he shocked me with
some truly shocking news...
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the culprit was supernatural in nature.
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A monstrous ancient demon known as...
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the soul snatcher!
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I was all like this.
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Knowing I'd never be able to set foot
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in my bathroom again until
this threat was eliminated,
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I put Stan in charge of
a new top secret unit...
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ZOINCS...
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the Zoroastrian, Occult,
Inter-dimensional
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and Non-rational Creature Section.
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It's basically a monster squad.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
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Now I don't know why,
but earlier tonight
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the soul snatcher was somehow unleashed,
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and went on a soul-snatching rampage.
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That's why everyone's gone.
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That and the building's
being sprayed for termites.
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So where's Stan?
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Probably got his dang soul snatched.
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If I were you,
I'd get out of here while you still can.
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Not a chance.
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Or, I don't know, should we just go?
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No.
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No.
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We're not leaving here without our dad.
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- Right?
- Right.
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C'mon gang, let's go investigate.
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I think you look like Humpty Dumpty.
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Anyone find any evidence?
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Only that your dad's been
eating Taco Bell again.
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There's literally nothing in his desk
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besides fast food wrappers
and loose bullets.
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Maybe these shady-looking characters
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had something to do with it.
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Jeff, that's us.
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- Pay dirt!
- What'd you find?
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I just won this sick-ass
"Jurassic world" shot glass
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I've been bidding on on eBay.
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You know what?
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Why don't you and Jeff go...
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find a snack or something?
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No way.
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We want to help find Mr. S.
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Yeah, this is serious.
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Exactly.
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And all you guys are gonna
do is get in the way.
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You don't know that.
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We could surprise you.
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Could you?
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No.
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No, I don't think so.
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Maybe we should split up.
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Wow, so that's it, huh?
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Would it be weird for you
if I asked out Nerfer?
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I meant split up into groups
to search the building.
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I knew that!
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Fine. C'mon, pal.
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Let's go and... find a snack.
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I actually am pretty hungry.
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But now how the [BLEEP]
am I supposed to eat it?
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We'll show them we're more
than just a pair of boobs.
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"Pair of boobs."
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We're gonna find Stan and
solve the mystery of...
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What was the monster called again?
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The s-s-s-s-soul snatcher!
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No, it definitely started with a
"chuh" sound.
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Chainsaw Charlie.
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I've come to take your souuuulssss!
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What was that you just said again?
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I've come to take your souuuulssss!
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Dang it!
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There's not
supposed to be any people
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in the building right now.
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We're spraying, for Pete's sake.
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Why'd you say you were
gonna take our souls?
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I was talking to the termites
in the drywall behind you.
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I enjoy taunting them, okay?
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Well, we'll get out of your hair.
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Okay.
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You guys have yourselves
a fantastic evening.
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Now, termites...
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time to send you to helllll!
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I don't think I've ever been
in this part of the CIA before.
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A dead end?
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Must be some kind of secret
passageway or something.
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- Hundred bucks it's that candle up there.
- Why?
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It's the only thing with
that thick-ass outline.
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What is this place?
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ZOINCS headquarters.
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These are all the evil
artifacts we've come across
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in our hunt for supernatural monsters
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like, just to name a few,
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the boogeyman, the booegeywoman,
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- and the...
- Wolf man!
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That's not the wolf man!
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That's agent Wolfman.
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He's got that cool '70s style going,
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with the big sideburns.
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Thanks. Topo chico?
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Yeah, I'll get one of those.
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What happened to our dad?
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It's too horrible to say.
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No, I'll never tell.
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- Please?
- Well, okay.
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Stan was gung-ho for gettin'
them ghouls and goblins.
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But I couldn't help noticing
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we hadn't made any progress
on our primary objective.
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So earlier tonight, Stan held a seance
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to summon and apprehend
the soul snatcher.
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But then it all went wrong.
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Terribly wrong?
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Exactly.
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The lights went out,
there was a terrible roar,
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and I heard Stan's soul
being devoured by that beast!
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He was saying things like "Oh,
no, my soul,"
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and, "It's eating my soul,"
and so forth.
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I'm sorry.
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But at least we'll be safe from
that soul snatcher in here.
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Oh, my God! There it is!
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Run!
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We're not getting anywhere!
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Speak for yourself!
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I'm, ernngh, makin' some progress!
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Sorry, I just mopped.
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Mr. S?
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Stan?
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Soul snatcher?
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Chainsaw Charlie?
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Ugh.
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No sign of Stan or the monster anywhere!
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And we've looked in four places now!
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Maybe there is no monster.
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Or maybe the monster is just,
like, a metaphor.
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Right.
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Like, maybe we're the monster.
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Society.
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The man in the mirror...
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Thanks.
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What's gotten into you, pal?
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It's the m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m...
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The m-m-m-m-m-m... mailman?
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Rrr, I hate that guy!
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I'm sorry. Okay...
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What I'm trying to say is...
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Hummina, hummina, hummina.
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'Scuse us.
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Like, I've heard of a floor-stop,
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but a floor-drop?
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You've heard of a "floor-stop"?
266
00:11:51,631 --> 00:11:53,297
Snatcher! You're late again!
267
00:11:53,299 --> 00:11:56,034
I need 200 copies
of the Henderson file, ASAP!
268
00:11:56,036 --> 00:11:57,836
We gotta FedEx 27 to Boston,
269
00:11:57,838 --> 00:11:59,037
32 to Austin,
270
00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,105
63 to Stone Cold Steve Austin...
271
00:12:01,107 --> 00:12:03,508
and 116 to the band Boston.
272
00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:05,577
Now get to work!
273
00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:06,611
Mwah!
274
00:12:09,516 --> 00:12:11,315
Hmm.
275
00:12:17,991 --> 00:12:20,725
Why do they have so many
identical paintings?
276
00:12:20,727 --> 00:12:22,727
We buy them in bulk at World Market!
277
00:12:23,597 --> 00:12:25,663
Jeff! Lead it this way!
278
00:12:25,665 --> 00:12:26,665
We set a trap!
279
00:12:39,746 --> 00:12:41,546
Time to reveal who this so-called
280
00:12:41,548 --> 00:12:44,082
soul snatcher really is.
281
00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:45,483
I wonder who it'll be.
282
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,351
They still don't know.
283
00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:49,755
- Oh, my G...
- Hold up!
284
00:12:49,756 --> 00:12:52,490
If you're soooo much smarter than us,
285
00:12:52,492 --> 00:12:55,627
how about you tell us who it is,
before we look?
286
00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:56,561
Fine.
287
00:12:56,563 --> 00:12:57,829
- Dr. Weitzman.
- The exterminator.
288
00:12:57,831 --> 00:12:58,430
- What?
- What?
289
00:12:58,432 --> 00:12:59,432
I say it's Roger.
290
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,832
But Roger's in London.
291
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,500
Living out his lifelong dream
292
00:13:02,502 --> 00:13:05,437
of playing Rumpleteazer in
a West End revival of Cats.
293
00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:07,439
Oh, yeah...
294
00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:09,574
Ha! Did none of you notice
295
00:13:09,576 --> 00:13:11,576
how it was Stan who told Bullock
296
00:13:11,578 --> 00:13:13,845
there was a monster in the first place?
297
00:13:13,847 --> 00:13:15,647
Stan, who was probably the one
298
00:13:15,649 --> 00:13:18,583
using Bullock's private bathroom...
299
00:13:18,585 --> 00:13:23,855
Because Taco Bell is one
of his IBS super-triggers.
300
00:13:23,857 --> 00:13:27,926
Meaning that it just might be...
301
00:13:30,997 --> 00:13:32,464
Agent Wolfman?!
302
00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:33,466
Just as I thought.
303
00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:36,400
It's Stan.
304
00:13:36,402 --> 00:13:38,002
He's at Danuta's party.
305
00:13:38,004 --> 00:13:42,941
I guess maybe we actually
said we'd just meet him there?
306
00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:44,609
Um, has anybody noticed
307
00:13:44,611 --> 00:13:46,744
that agent Wolfman here isn't moving?
308
00:13:46,746 --> 00:13:49,648
Oh, my God. Is this thing airtight?
309
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:51,616
No pulse.
310
00:13:51,618 --> 00:13:55,153
Oh, my God! We killed him!
311
00:13:55,155 --> 00:13:56,288
It was...
312
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,156
self-defense, right?!
313
00:13:58,158 --> 00:13:59,158
He was...
314
00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:00,425
pretending to be a monster!
315
00:14:00,427 --> 00:14:01,893
Is that even a crime?!
316
00:14:01,895 --> 00:14:05,563
Why'd you trap him in
an airtight sarcophagus?
317
00:14:05,565 --> 00:14:07,832
Why'd you stop us from opening it?
318
00:14:07,992 --> 00:14:09,301
Hey! Open up the wall!
319
00:14:09,303 --> 00:14:10,769
I need to get in there to mop!
320
00:14:11,907 --> 00:14:12,704
What are we gonna do?
321
00:14:12,706 --> 00:14:15,307
- What are we gonna...
- Oh, God! We're gonna go to jail!
322
00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:18,977
No, wait!
I found another secret passageway.
323
00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:20,578
All you gotta do is
324
00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:23,047
punch through the drywall
325
00:14:23,049 --> 00:14:24,316
a few times.
326
00:14:24,318 --> 00:14:25,784
Enngh! Enngh!
327
00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:28,520
Then give it a few good chops.
328
00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:29,921
Grab that monster costume!
329
00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:32,624
Maybe everyone'll just think
the soul snatcher killed him!
330
00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:41,466
- Ruht-roh. Am I right?
- Not now, Klaus!
331
00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:48,340
I don't know what happened to
all you suckbois last night,
332
00:14:48,342 --> 00:14:50,074
but you missed a kick-ass party.
333
00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:51,810
Plus, I got myself out of work early
334
00:14:51,812 --> 00:14:53,478
to get in a little trick-or-treating.
335
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,147
Oh, nice!
336
00:14:55,149 --> 00:14:56,548
Big-ass nerds rope.
337
00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:57,949
W-We killed a man!
338
00:14:58,513 --> 00:15:00,485
What was that now?
You know what? Actually, tell me later.
339
00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:01,753
Gotta get to work.
340
00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:04,556
I got a crazy awesome
new secret job there now.
341
00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:06,158
Top secret. Can't tell you about it.
342
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,493
It's called ZOINCS. Super classified.
343
00:15:08,495 --> 00:15:09,894
I've said too much already.
344
00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:12,831
ZOINCS is like the X-Files,
and I'm in charge of it.
345
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,733
But again,
I can't really say anything about it.
346
00:15:15,502 --> 00:15:17,602
Ghosts are real. Gotta motor.
347
00:15:21,641 --> 00:15:22,907
What the hell, Jeff?!
348
00:15:22,909 --> 00:15:24,108
I'm sorry!
349
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:26,578
I-I'm just having some
difficulty with the...
350
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,446
murdering that we did.
351
00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:29,714
We are all on the hook for this.
352
00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:32,316
So we all need to be
able to trust each other
353
00:15:32,318 --> 00:15:33,451
to keep our mouths shut.
354
00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:35,520
To be rock solid.
355
00:15:35,522 --> 00:15:38,123
Show of hands... who here is solid?
356
00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:51,335
Nothing but bamm-bamms.
357
00:16:05,419 --> 00:16:06,918
Aah!
358
00:16:10,691 --> 00:16:12,691
I saw him Klaus, I swear.
359
00:16:12,693 --> 00:16:15,227
Agent Wolfman's ghost!
360
00:16:15,229 --> 00:16:16,694
Please don't say anything.
361
00:16:16,696 --> 00:16:18,696
Everyone'll just think I'm losing it.
362
00:16:18,698 --> 00:16:20,432
I've got your back, bro.
363
00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:23,635
You and me, we've been through a lot.
364
00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:24,903
We gotta stick together.
365
00:16:25,371 --> 00:16:28,106
We've got a biiig problem with Jeff.
366
00:16:28,108 --> 00:16:30,174
Probably gonna have to kill him.
367
00:16:30,176 --> 00:16:31,309
You guys!
368
00:16:31,311 --> 00:16:32,710
Oh, hiiiii.
369
00:16:32,712 --> 00:16:34,446
Look what just came in the mail!
370
00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:37,515
_
371
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:38,650
This is impossible.
372
00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:40,184
He's dead.
373
00:16:40,186 --> 00:16:42,987
Well, whether it really
is agent Wolfman or not,
374
00:16:42,989 --> 00:16:45,257
somebody knows what we did.
375
00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:47,726
And he's coming for us.
376
00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:49,494
Also, this came from Roger.
377
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:52,997
Roger's in London?
378
00:16:52,999 --> 00:16:54,532
What was he doing agai...
379
00:16:59,873 --> 00:17:01,139
Great rehearsal, everybody!
380
00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:03,007
How's that scratch lookin', Osman?
381
00:17:03,009 --> 00:17:04,676
Oh, I got ya pretty good, huh?
382
00:17:04,678 --> 00:17:05,944
Sorry about that.
383
00:17:05,946 --> 00:17:07,279
Kinda just got lost in the moment.
384
00:17:07,281 --> 00:17:09,681
Hey, Jovan, can I have your boba tea?
385
00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:11,616
I already finished all my little balls.
386
00:17:15,489 --> 00:17:17,689
What's all this, then?
387
00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:19,423
Oh, I read about these guys
388
00:17:19,425 --> 00:17:22,226
in a review of
"National Lampoon's European Vacation."
389
00:17:22,228 --> 00:17:24,963
They're not supposed to
ever even crack a smile.
390
00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:27,599
Well, I betcha
I can get a reaction out of him.
391
00:17:30,837 --> 00:17:33,105
Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah.
392
00:17:34,641 --> 00:17:36,774
Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah.
393
00:17:36,776 --> 00:17:37,909
No one can resist chuckling
394
00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:40,578
at my silly little chicken-man dance.
395
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,581
Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah.
396
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:44,916
Nothing, huh?
397
00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,985
Well, what if I... go for your gun?!
398
00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:49,854
Deported! Right before opening night.
399
00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:51,523
This was a lifelong dream!
400
00:17:51,525 --> 00:17:53,591
I'm sorry. No pets in the cabin.
401
00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:55,059
Oh, I'm not actually a cat.
402
00:17:55,061 --> 00:17:56,328
You see, until this afternoon,
403
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:58,663
I was fifth understudy for Rumpleteazer
404
00:17:58,665 --> 00:18:00,699
and 16th for Grizabella in a...
405
00:18:01,668 --> 00:18:03,802
Well, ain't this a mother[BLEEP].
406
00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:08,206
Look what I found in my locker.
407
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,742
Look what I found in my locker!
408
00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:11,810
At the gym.
409
00:18:11,812 --> 00:18:13,411
I go to a UFC gym.
410
00:18:14,847 --> 00:18:16,147
_
411
00:18:17,684 --> 00:18:19,417
Reveeeeeeeenge.
412
00:18:19,419 --> 00:18:20,618
Aah!
413
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,220
Who could be doing this to us?
414
00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:25,189
Maybe we could ask...
415
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,224
him!
416
00:18:32,899 --> 00:18:34,899
We'll be safe in the haunted woods!
417
00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:40,304
Wait, are we really about to
do another chase sequence?
418
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,116
Oooowwww...
419
00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:54,319
...wwwowww.
420
00:18:57,391 --> 00:18:58,523
Hey! Wolfie!
421
00:19:01,261 --> 00:19:04,262
Yeah, I'm proficient
with gaucho weaponry.
422
00:19:04,264 --> 00:19:08,300
Just one of the many facets
that makes me so complex.
423
00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:11,870
It's a mask.
424
00:19:11,872 --> 00:19:12,937
Then let's find out
425
00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:14,873
who this phony phantom really is.
426
00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:17,275
Jeff Fischer?!
427
00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:18,743
Surprised?
428
00:19:18,745 --> 00:19:21,813
But... what... then who's this?
429
00:19:22,883 --> 00:19:24,616
Old man Bullock?!
430
00:19:24,618 --> 00:19:25,750
"Old man"?
431
00:19:25,752 --> 00:19:26,951
[BLEEP] you!
432
00:19:26,953 --> 00:19:28,220
What the hell is going on here?
433
00:19:28,222 --> 00:19:30,622
Go ahead and tell 'em, Mr. Buttock.
434
00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:32,824
Explanation time!
435
00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:35,960
I, the spitting image of Henry Cavill,
436
00:19:35,962 --> 00:19:38,697
was behind it all the whole time.
437
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:41,165
I planted clues to make Stan think
438
00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:43,101
the soul snatcher was about.
439
00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:46,304
I posed as agent Wolfman
to keep tabs on ZOINCS
440
00:19:46,306 --> 00:19:49,307
and make sure they
didn't figure it all out.
441
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:53,645
Then, when I saw
Stan's little phony seance act
442
00:19:53,647 --> 00:19:54,846
the night of Halloween,
443
00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:57,115
I decided it was the perfect time
444
00:19:57,117 --> 00:19:59,918
to don my soul snatcher costume
445
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,721
and really put the scare in everyone.
446
00:20:03,657 --> 00:20:04,856
But why?
447
00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:07,125
To keep people out of my crapper!
448
00:20:07,127 --> 00:20:10,528
But when I saw how you
all treated poor Jeff,
449
00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:11,930
I sympathized.
450
00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:16,134
So I approached Jeff
with a proposition...
451
00:20:16,136 --> 00:20:18,870
to take over the role of agent Wolfman
452
00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:23,407
and show you all he is capable
of defying your expectations.
453
00:20:23,409 --> 00:20:24,409
Wow.
454
00:20:24,411 --> 00:20:26,278
That's... convoluted.
455
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,613
How did you make it so
you didn't have a pulse?
456
00:20:28,615 --> 00:20:30,148
Wim Hof Method!
457
00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:31,749
Well, my work here is done.
458
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:33,952
So I am just going to go ahead
459
00:20:33,954 --> 00:20:36,788
and walk deeper into the woods now.
460
00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:43,295
You know,
maybe we have always thought of you
461
00:20:43,297 --> 00:20:46,965
as just a stoner and a fish
who says "bro,"
462
00:20:46,967 --> 00:20:49,768
but you two are full of surprises.
463
00:20:51,305 --> 00:20:52,437
Thanks.
464
00:20:52,439 --> 00:20:55,840
Now let's go home and smoke some weed.
465
00:20:55,842 --> 00:20:57,709
Sounds good to me, bro.
466
00:20:58,444 --> 00:21:00,412
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
467
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,204
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