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Moving-truck-moving-truck-
moving-truck-moving-truck!
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We're getting new neighbors!
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Mom, back away from the window.
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Niiice and sloooow.
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You don't wanna scare 'em off, do ya?
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I won't do that!
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- Git her, Mr. S!
- Let me go!
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I'm not gonna scare 'em away!
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Yes, you will.
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Why do you think no new
neighbors ever stick around?
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You do tend to come on too strong,
Francine.
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I know I do...
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I just get excited.
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Excited to grow our little community.
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Frickin' sue me.
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There's a dad.
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And a... young single dad, maybe?
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That's a teenage girl.
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I know because I see them on the CW.
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A wiiiife!
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There's a wiiiiiffffeee!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Just havin' a stare
at the front door again, Franny?
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Me? No.
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I'm trying to calm my nerves
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before we welcome the new neighbors.
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Isn't that in like four hours?
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You know what they say,
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early bird gets the great neighbors
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and the thriving community.
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Well, it has a nice ring to it.
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I might start saying it myself,
but it won't be today.
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Today, I'm a boy's kite.
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And I have to be hanging in his shed
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before his deadbeat mom gets there.
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She visits him once a
year on his birthday
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and they take me out and fly me.
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That sounds depressing.
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That's the point.
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All the time, I'm having
so much fun with my personas.
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But you can't have the
highs without the lows.
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Just like you can't have
a rainbow without orange.
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The shittiest color.
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That's right, the color orange...
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You've been dadded!
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I get it. Oh, well.
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I hope you have an awful day.
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Thanks, I will...
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Ow!
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Ugh! Dammit!
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A perfect start to a terrible dayyyy!
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_
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Mom. Try and relax.
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Hi, I'm Jessica!
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Hi, Jessica, I'm Francine!
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I made you a casserole!
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There's nothing in there!
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I know! I was too excited to make it!
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And I was too excited to
go to the store for lemons!
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This is just tap water and mustard!
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Wha-ho-ho, trippy.
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Holy cow, Mr. Klaus,
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this fish looks exactly like you!
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- It does not.
- I see it.
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- Totally.
- Like twins!
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This is a bit.
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You guys are joking on me.
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It's got a big, stupid head thing!
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Ah, you've met my fish.
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I'm Donald. And that's kashi.
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She's a sheepshead wrasse.
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That must be what you are, Klaus.
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Hey there, neighbor. I'm Jake.
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Wanna hang out in my man cave?
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My dude cavern?
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My guy hole?
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Guy hole, you say?
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Lead the way.
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Donald, those are some sick frames.
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What's your prescription?
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Right eye minus five...
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Left eye minus four!
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Mm.
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You guys get high?
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Does your fish look
identical to Mr. Klaus?
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Be right there, Mom!
Just gonna grab my kite!
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Okay, here we go.
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Gahhhh! Perfect.
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Okay, the worst is over...
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Aah-ah! Aah!
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Wow.
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Our basement is unfinished,
but this is next level.
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It's the reason I bought this house.
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Perfect conditions for my hobby.
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I age my own blue cheese.
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Rip yourself off a chunk.
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Uhh... That took me six years to make.
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It's delicious.
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Can I tell you how thrilled I am
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to finally have another
woman right next door?
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I'm thrilled you didn't run for
the hills the moment we met.
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My family says I come on a bit strong.
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Shut. Up.
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My family says the same thing about me!
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O-M-G, hilarious!
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But really, all I want is for my family
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to be part of a nice community.
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Me too!
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Frickin' sue me!
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The wind's really good, Mom!
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I bet if my string was longer,
it could fly to the moon!
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You know what,
I got a pretty good buzz goin'.
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And since it's your birthday...
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Wait, right?
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- Yeah.
- Good.
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Because of that,
how 'bout we see how high we can fly
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that weird-ass kite of yours together?
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Do you really mean it?!
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Happy birthday.
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A big ball of twine?!
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This is the best birthday ever!
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Ugh. This is depressing.
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This is perfect.
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It's go time.
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- I thought we were saying "it's show time" now?
- Right.
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By the way,
Oscar-worthy performance earlier
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pretending to like the new neighbors.
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You weren't so bad yourself.
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Thanks. It's show time.
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I'll send the signal.
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I think I actually prefer
"it's go time."
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Whatever it is, it's time.
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Gather everyone while I send the signal.
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It's show time.
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I think "show time"
would go better with these.
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I love it. That's what we do now.
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Oooh, Stan's cauldron is ablaze.
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Oooh!
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Oh, Al, again on the toilet
for the cauldrons?
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Oh, surprise, surprise.
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Stan's using my cauldron
again without asking.
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Bro.
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You promised no blow
until the afterparty.
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Jeez, Klaus. I only did a teeny bit!
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I get excited for these!
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Greg, please release the banner...
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Whoo!
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Welcome, neighbor haters.
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We're gathered here tonight
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because we got new neighbors in town...
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- Aaaah!
- Chill, Greg.
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Everyone, place a hand atop
the book of stolen doormats
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as we recite our oath.
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We, the members of the Cherry
Street Neighbor Haters Club,
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do solemnly swear to drive
away all new neighbors,
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before they can annoy
the hell out of us...
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With their "hey, how ya doin's"...
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And their lawnmower fumes...
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And their "at this house we
believe in science" signs.
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And most of all,
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their disgusting, unfamiliar faces
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and sometimes-hard- to-remember names.
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Like Frank!
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Bye-bye, losers!
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Dad? Is there something
wrong with your damn hand?
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You didn't wave bye-bye to the losers.
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I knew those incredible
eagle eyes of yours
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would someday come to haunt me.
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I'm having second thoughts about
driving away the new neighbors.
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Daddy, no!
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Daddy yes, Steve.
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Francine really hit it off
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with this new neighbor wife last night.
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Of course she did!
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She loves neighbors.
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And we hate them!
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"Hey, how ya doin'?" Puh!
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Dad, the fact that Mom
hit it off with Jessica
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only means way more neighborly
things are on the horizon.
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Think about it.
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"Can we use your pool, Stan?"
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"Can we borrow your hammer, Stan?"
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Those are your things, Stan!
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I know just what you need, Dad.
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Greg, hop on the keys.
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♪ It's a terrible day
here on Cherry Street ♪
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♪ A very bad day for
new neighbors to greet ♪
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♪ Please don't be mine ♪
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♪ Say you're not mine ♪
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♪ I never want to have new neighbors,
especially you ♪
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♪ I'd much rather live in a
neighborhood without you ♪
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♪ So let's wipe the floor
with this horrible day ♪
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♪ And get these new neighbors ♪
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♪ The [BLEEP] out our way ♪
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♪ Please don't be mine ♪
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♪ Say you're not mine! ♪
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♪ Don't you be my neighbor! ♪
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It's show time!
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Whoa, you're adding finger guns?
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Whoo! Blam-blam!
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Blam-blam-blam!
Blam-blam-blam-blam-blam!
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Blam! Blam-blam-blam!
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Guys, I need help!
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♪ Blam, blam-blam!
I can't stop shooting! ♪
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♪ Blam, blam-blam!
Whoa-oh, I'm greggie! ♪
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♪ Blam, blam-blam! ♪
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Headed somewhere, stud?
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Uh, Hayley.
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Um, I'm off to work, in fact.
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Ooh, not with such a
durdy car, you're not.
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What? I just had it washed.
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I saw the way you were
looking at me last night.
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Like I was a big,
juicy meatball you wanted to shred up!
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Shred up a meatball?
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That water's gotta taste terrible.
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That can't taste good.
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What's she doing?
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Francine, help!
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It's my discman!
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I think there might be
something wrong with it!
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Can you have a listen?!
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Oooh! I love Gloria Estefan!
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♪ Feel the rhythm of the
music getting stronger... ♪
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Whew!
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Please get off my car!
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I need to go to work!
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But I still have to
lick this baby dry...
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Ungh, ahhh, ungh!
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Okay, that's enough!
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- Yeah, use me like a sponge!
- Hey!
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You tryin' to shred my meatball, pal?!
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I really don't know what that means.
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Jeff, don't shoot!
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Shoot him, Jake! He crazy!
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I'll kill you!
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Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him!
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What have I done?!
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You killed Jeff, that's what.
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It's my dad!
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He works for the CIA.
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But don't worry, he never liked Jeff.
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He'll clean this mess up!
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Mmmwah!
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I'll always love you.
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Now gather your family,
get on that helicopter,
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and never look back!
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Stan! Pick me up!
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You gonna loop around and scoop me?
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Do a loop and scoop?
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Shit. I don't think he's loopin'.
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Damn kids.
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Stan! The time to loop is nooooooow!
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Amazing performances today by all.
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Especially you, babe.
263
00:11:55,818 --> 00:11:59,020
I really believed you when
you said Mr. S never liked me.
264
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,621
Hey, acting is believing.
265
00:12:00,623 --> 00:12:02,891
And believing the truth is easy!
266
00:12:05,162 --> 00:12:07,496
Hey! Hey-hey-hey! Everybody hold up!
267
00:12:07,498 --> 00:12:08,830
Please tell me someone grabbed
268
00:12:08,832 --> 00:12:10,431
the neighbor's doormat for the book?
269
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:11,966
That's your job, Steve.
270
00:12:11,968 --> 00:12:14,503
My job was doing burn
makeup on what's-his-name!
271
00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:15,904
I thought Klaus...
272
00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:17,105
Bro, c'mon, man.
273
00:12:17,107 --> 00:12:20,542
You know every time,
you secure the doormat.
274
00:12:22,645 --> 00:12:24,045
You rascal!
275
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,313
What an actor!
276
00:12:32,723 --> 00:12:34,989
Hey, where's the doormat?
277
00:12:34,991 --> 00:12:38,527
And I didn't wear underwear today,
just to punk that thing.
278
00:12:38,529 --> 00:12:40,529
Guess I'm the one who got punked.
279
00:12:42,332 --> 00:12:44,265
The heck?
280
00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:45,466
Hello?
281
00:12:45,468 --> 00:12:46,835
Jessica?
282
00:12:47,871 --> 00:12:50,338
"Property of Al Tuttle.
283
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:53,141
"Return to 1017 Cherry Street.
284
00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:54,943
And feel free to ride me!"
285
00:12:54,945 --> 00:12:56,545
Okay!
286
00:13:00,483 --> 00:13:01,950
This is so embarrassing.
287
00:13:01,952 --> 00:13:04,753
I better not run into
anyone I know up here.
288
00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:09,824
- Francine?!
- Aaaaah!
289
00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:11,092
Mother, what brings you here?
290
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,962
Oh, just returning Tuttle's pogo stick
291
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:16,497
he left at our neighbor's house.
292
00:13:16,499 --> 00:13:18,499
Being a good neighbor.
293
00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:20,501
Whew, I thought you were onto us.
294
00:13:20,503 --> 00:13:22,303
I am onto you!
295
00:13:22,305 --> 00:13:24,906
What the hell are these old
neighbors' doormats
296
00:13:24,908 --> 00:13:26,241
doing in this book?!
297
00:13:26,243 --> 00:13:29,510
And why is our son holding
Jessica's doormat?!
298
00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:30,845
Oh, that's easy.
299
00:13:30,847 --> 00:13:32,781
Because we haven't put it
in our doormat book yet.
300
00:13:32,783 --> 00:13:34,383
What's a doormat book?!
301
00:13:34,385 --> 00:13:37,652
I-I have to be honest,
I don't know anything about any book.
302
00:13:37,654 --> 00:13:39,120
Who brought this here?
303
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,990
Can someone besides this
moron answer my questions?
304
00:13:41,992 --> 00:13:44,125
We're the Cherry Street
Neighbor Haters Club!
305
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,794
We chased 'em out of town, okay?
306
00:13:45,971 --> 00:13:46,995
Hayley!
307
00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,930
Your mother and I demand to know why!
308
00:13:48,932 --> 00:13:51,132
Stan, I know you're part of this.
309
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,867
Francine, I can explain.
310
00:13:52,869 --> 00:13:55,736
It all started years ago
with the Schumacher family.
311
00:13:55,738 --> 00:13:57,205
You remember how terrible they were...
312
00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,807
Those people sucked so hard.
313
00:13:58,809 --> 00:14:00,475
And then there were the Tuckers.
314
00:14:00,477 --> 00:14:02,143
Ohhh! Suck suck suckers!
315
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,344
The Klepners!
316
00:14:03,346 --> 00:14:05,146
- The Goldricks!
- The Memaris!
317
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,148
They were all perfectly good neighbors!
318
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,084
Well, by then it was probably more about
319
00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:10,619
the fun we were having together...
320
00:14:10,621 --> 00:14:12,020
- "The fun"?!
- Aah!
321
00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:14,089
But the fun stops now.
322
00:14:14,091 --> 00:14:15,356
I promise.
323
00:14:15,358 --> 00:14:17,758
- Pff, I ain't promising shit.
- I mean it, Hayley.
324
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,961
This is the last family we chase out.
325
00:14:19,963 --> 00:14:22,831
And the first family you bring back!
326
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:25,566
Get the damn neighbors back!
327
00:14:37,914 --> 00:14:40,849
Thanks for putting this
gals brunch together, Jess.
328
00:14:40,851 --> 00:14:43,452
It's so great having you back next door.
329
00:14:43,454 --> 00:14:44,986
Of course.
330
00:14:44,988 --> 00:14:48,323
Hayley, in this house,
it's no elbows on the table.
331
00:14:48,325 --> 00:14:50,191
Oh, sorry. Gosh.
332
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,727
- She serious?
- It's basic manners, Hayley.
333
00:14:52,729 --> 00:14:55,063
I hope fresh-squeezed is okay?
334
00:14:55,065 --> 00:14:57,398
Mmm, with a little vodka?
335
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,733
Yes, please.
336
00:14:58,735 --> 00:15:01,202
Sorry. We're a sober house.
337
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,471
Oh!
338
00:15:02,473 --> 00:15:05,006
Now, that's awesome.
339
00:15:05,008 --> 00:15:07,776
Why, you should give it a try, Francine.
340
00:15:08,879 --> 00:15:11,012
Elbows off the table, Mom.
341
00:15:11,014 --> 00:15:13,348
Say, whatcha cookin', Jess?
342
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:15,416
My famous scrambled eggs.
343
00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:16,885
They're perfectly fluffy.
344
00:15:16,887 --> 00:15:19,220
Ooh, I make 'em fluffy, too.
345
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,555
The secret is...
346
00:15:20,557 --> 00:15:21,690
- Half 'n half.
- Water.
347
00:15:21,692 --> 00:15:22,891
Water?
348
00:15:22,893 --> 00:15:25,826
No, sorry, but it's half 'n half
349
00:15:25,828 --> 00:15:27,762
that makes a scrambled egg fluffier.
350
00:15:27,764 --> 00:15:30,098
No, it's not. It's just plain water.
351
00:15:32,635 --> 00:15:35,637
I want that bitch gone!
352
00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:41,876
I want that bitch gone!
353
00:15:41,878 --> 00:15:44,145
Okay, that's seven door kicks, Francine.
354
00:15:44,147 --> 00:15:46,081
You're ruining our door and our game!
355
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,817
When I'm pissed off, I kick doors!
356
00:15:48,819 --> 00:15:50,885
That's the woman you married, baby!
357
00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:53,154
And those neighbors need to go!
358
00:15:53,156 --> 00:15:55,156
But you just had us get them back.
359
00:15:55,158 --> 00:15:57,025
That was before I knew Jessica was
360
00:15:57,027 --> 00:16:00,161
a weirdo, water-in-her-eggs, sober nerd.
361
00:16:00,163 --> 00:16:02,096
Ah, she doesn't drink.
362
00:16:02,098 --> 00:16:03,765
She does not drink!
363
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:05,766
I screwed up, okay?
364
00:16:05,768 --> 00:16:06,968
But now I get it.
365
00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:08,970
And I've been sober all morning!
366
00:16:08,972 --> 00:16:10,972
Whose fault is that, Francine?
367
00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:12,173
The neighbors!
368
00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:13,842
That's whose fault it is!
369
00:16:13,844 --> 00:16:15,977
Hey, she is starting to get it!
370
00:16:15,979 --> 00:16:17,646
Cheers to that!
371
00:16:20,851 --> 00:16:22,583
Cheers to that!
372
00:16:24,855 --> 00:16:27,022
And cheers to that.
373
00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:31,259
You may need to get some help, Mrs. S.
374
00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:34,795
Help getting that family out of here!
375
00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:42,403
That satellite is my
ticket back to earth.
376
00:16:42,405 --> 00:16:45,206
Just gotta grab a solar
panel and steer it home...
377
00:16:46,343 --> 00:16:48,609
Wheeeee!
378
00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:53,482
How come we can't think of anything?
379
00:16:53,484 --> 00:16:55,950
We've never had trouble
getting neighbors out before.
380
00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:57,285
Let's face it, guys.
381
00:16:57,287 --> 00:16:59,420
We've got schemer's block.
382
00:16:59,422 --> 00:17:00,956
I know what we need!
383
00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:04,092
- It's cocaine.
- Yeah, definitely cocaine.
384
00:17:04,094 --> 00:17:05,827
Cocaine!
385
00:17:07,764 --> 00:17:09,830
I say we get rockets and
a buttload of duct tape
386
00:17:09,832 --> 00:17:11,566
and blast the neighbor's
house off our street!
387
00:17:11,568 --> 00:17:13,234
- Love that!
- Oh-ho, that's good!
388
00:17:13,236 --> 00:17:14,769
Steve, tell me you got that down!
389
00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:16,371
I'm having trouble keeping up, Dad.
390
00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:18,707
A-Are you sure I shouldn't
have just a little taste?
391
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:20,375
Just give him a gummer, Stan.
392
00:17:20,377 --> 00:17:21,642
You crazy?!
393
00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:23,311
Kid's got huge gums,
there won't be enough for us!
394
00:17:23,313 --> 00:17:25,646
What if I wear the neighbor's
house like a big hat
395
00:17:25,648 --> 00:17:27,782
with all the family stuffed inside
396
00:17:27,784 --> 00:17:30,519
and just walk
'em out of our neighborhood for good?
397
00:17:30,521 --> 00:17:32,987
Yessss, Tuttle, yesss!
398
00:17:32,989 --> 00:17:34,189
These ideas are fire!
399
00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:35,990
Steve,
are you getting down all the fire?
400
00:17:35,992 --> 00:17:37,726
I'm doing my best!
401
00:17:37,728 --> 00:17:39,127
Now snap a pic... God!
402
00:17:39,129 --> 00:17:41,329
The camera on this phone
is so [BLEEP] good!
403
00:17:41,331 --> 00:17:43,464
I can see, like, chalk particles!
404
00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:45,333
Hurry, Stan! We need to print that pic
405
00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:47,936
and execute the plan now,
while our highs are peaking.
406
00:17:47,938 --> 00:17:49,270
Oh! Jessica has a printer.
407
00:17:49,272 --> 00:17:51,206
And I'm still connected to her Wi-Fi!
408
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,673
Bam! Just texted you the plans.
409
00:17:52,675 --> 00:17:55,343
When we get over there,
Francine will find the printer
410
00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:57,345
on the sly and print one for everyone.
411
00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,480
We can all sign one,
and I'll get it framed!
412
00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:01,082
Oh, I love the frame shop.
413
00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:02,417
People love me at the frame shop.
414
00:18:02,419 --> 00:18:03,552
What am I doing with my life?
415
00:18:03,554 --> 00:18:05,220
I should work at the frame shop!
416
00:18:06,489 --> 00:18:08,156
Okay, okay! He's got the job!
417
00:18:10,026 --> 00:18:12,294
I gotta get a picture.
418
00:18:14,836 --> 00:18:18,499
Oh, no! I just sent our plans
to the neighbor's printer!
419
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:20,635
Back to Cherry Streeeeet!
420
00:18:21,704 --> 00:18:23,638
With this piece of satellite,
421
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:27,442
I'll be able to steer any
passing meteor down to earth.
422
00:18:27,444 --> 00:18:29,644
Now to wait for a meteor...
423
00:18:29,646 --> 00:18:30,912
Hmm, let's see...
424
00:18:30,914 --> 00:18:34,249
Maybe some attention-grabbin'
ass wagglin'.
425
00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,119
Wow, these meteors are thirs...
426
00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:41,189
...teeeeeee!
427
00:18:41,191 --> 00:18:43,792
So, you're the one responsible
428
00:18:43,794 --> 00:18:45,860
for baking all these pies.
429
00:18:45,862 --> 00:18:49,063
No, these are rotisserie chickens.
430
00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:51,800
Wooooowww! That's amazing!
431
00:18:51,802 --> 00:18:53,668
Even the boysenberry?!
432
00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:56,204
- That's a cash register.
- Wooooow!
433
00:18:57,414 --> 00:18:59,207
Is somebody printing something?
434
00:18:59,528 --> 00:19:00,609
Where's your printer?!
435
00:19:00,611 --> 00:19:02,143
Where's your printer,
where's your printer?!
436
00:19:02,145 --> 00:19:04,545
Ahhhhhhh!
437
00:19:04,547 --> 00:19:07,015
Everyone! Get ready to execute!
438
00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:08,216
Aah!
439
00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:10,419
We need to get out of here, now!
440
00:19:11,955 --> 00:19:14,222
A little more west, aaand...
441
00:19:14,224 --> 00:19:16,224
that should put me down in our pool.
442
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:17,892
Found the printer!
443
00:19:19,095 --> 00:19:20,561
Are they gonna hurt us, Mom?
444
00:19:20,563 --> 00:19:23,298
No, Donald. They must be on drugs.
445
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,166
They need our help.
446
00:19:25,284 --> 00:19:27,436
Jess-i-caaa!
447
00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:32,240
Half 'n half makes fluffier
scrambled e-ee-eggs!
448
00:19:32,242 --> 00:19:33,842
Francine, please!
449
00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:35,243
This isn't the real you!
450
00:19:35,245 --> 00:19:38,313
You've had too much caffeine!
Or sugar, maybe!
451
00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:40,315
Oh, God, I hope it's not both!
452
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:43,384
But we're not gonna abandon
you in your time of need!
453
00:19:43,386 --> 00:19:45,586
As long as our house is next to yours,
454
00:19:45,588 --> 00:19:48,990
we're gonna be with you
every step of the way!
455
00:19:48,992 --> 00:19:50,191
Missed the pool.
456
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,467
I did the math!
457
00:19:59,559 --> 00:20:00,601
Howdy, neighbors!
458
00:20:01,086 --> 00:20:02,871
We're not your neighbors anymore!
459
00:20:02,873 --> 00:20:04,206
What she said!
460
00:20:05,608 --> 00:20:09,010
Aw, please tell me
you saved me a gummer.
461
00:20:12,415 --> 00:20:15,484
I'd just like to thank
you all for letting me
462
00:20:15,486 --> 00:20:18,019
in your little neighbor-hating club.
463
00:20:18,021 --> 00:20:19,620
Did we have that vote yet?
464
00:20:20,557 --> 00:20:23,224
And even though you've
been hiding this club
465
00:20:23,226 --> 00:20:24,826
from me for years,
466
00:20:24,828 --> 00:20:28,697
I'm willing to forgive you
all because being in this club
467
00:20:28,699 --> 00:20:31,900
is exactly the sense of community
468
00:20:31,902 --> 00:20:34,169
that I've been longing for!
469
00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:36,171
So, like, do we meet every night?
470
00:20:36,173 --> 00:20:37,638
'Cause I'm available.
471
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,307
And like, what should I wear?
472
00:20:39,309 --> 00:20:41,109
Whoa, eager beaver alert!
473
00:20:41,111 --> 00:20:43,111
Pump the brakes, Mrs. S.
474
00:20:43,113 --> 00:20:45,047
Yeah, pump the beaver, Mom.
475
00:20:45,048 --> 00:20:47,119
_
476
00:20:48,118 --> 00:20:49,984
I'll be right there, Mom!
477
00:20:51,588 --> 00:20:54,856
Whoa! Awesome new space kite!
478
00:20:54,858 --> 00:20:56,324
Happy birthday, kiddo.
479
00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:00,762
Bye! Have a great time!
480
00:21:02,766 --> 00:21:04,633
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