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Some Cheerios, little bit of Kix,
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a ton of Bran flakes
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since nobody's gonna miss this garbage.
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Is it my hangover,
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or does it smell like ass in here?
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You're smelling my entry for
the young entrepreneurs contest.
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Winning will make colleges
super horny for me.
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Steve, you don't have to go to college.
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You can just buy the sweatshirts.
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I mean this one has my vomit on it,
but you get the idea.
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My product is homemade ethanol
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people can use instead of gas.
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Okay, have fun.
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Mommy's gonna go pass out
in the bathtub.
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Oh, can you sign
this parental supervision form?
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Principal Lewis promises
he won't use your signature
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to steal your identity this time.
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Isn't this parent stuff
usually Stan territory?
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You're my parent as much as him, right?
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Probably more.
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I'll give it the ol' John Handycock.
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- What's next?
- Nothing.
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You can go back
to nursing your hangover.
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All right. Parenting accomplished.
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Now to accomplish some electrician-ing.
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Mom, I really don't think you should...
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Steve, I have an electrical
engineering sweatshirt from MIT.
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Mom, are you okay?!
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Let's find out.
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_
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Oh, my God, I think
my wrist is pregnant.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Ow! What the hell?!
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It's me, Stan.
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And I'm finally fixing
that dang shingle!
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No way!
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This I got to see!
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After years of procrastination,
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this pesky shingle shall be fixed.
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The shingle. Fixed.
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I never thought this day would come.
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When our grandchildren ask
where you were at this moment,
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you can say you were
slightly in the way.
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It's a big day for me, too, actually.
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Steve chose me to be
the parental supervisor
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for his school project.
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Oh, Francine, Steve only chose you
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because he knows
you won't challenge him.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it's like I'm the tough teacher
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and you're the easy "a".
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The "a" is for absentee parent.
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Oh, Stan, jealousy
is a terrible look on you.
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Okay, you go "supervise" then.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Okay, I will.
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Hey, watch it!
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Where are you numbskulls
off to in such a rush?
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Like anyone with a pulse,
Francine, the three of us
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are huge fans of iconic
watermelon-smashing comedian,
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- Gallagher.
- Isn't Gallagher dead?
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What? No. Are you crazy?
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So when we heard the G-man's tour bus
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was passing through town,
of course we dropped
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everything to cheer him on!
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I was supposed to have an
emergency appendectomy.
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Who cares! We're wasting time!
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To the street corner
where Gallagher's tour bus
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will briefly pass by!
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Prepare to be supervised!
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That's basically
another word for "help."
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I looked it up.
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Oh, no, my ethanol
isn't fermenting right.
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There should be carbon dioxide bubbles
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coming out of the airlock.
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Why aren't you bubbling?!
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Bubbles are easy.
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We'll just blow into the jug with
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a big ol' straw, or...
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I got this, Mom.
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You can get back to doing,
honestly, anything else
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besides helping me. Dealer's choice.
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But I want to help.
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But you already signed
my supervision form,
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and you clicked the pen closed.
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You must be exhausted.
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Let me help, or I rip this up.
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Ugh. Fine.
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Oh! I know some work
that would keep you busy.
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You could help me
by hammering this entire
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box of nails into an old wood block.
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And the nail hammering is for?
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The ethanol.
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- To make it?
- Better?
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And making the ethanol better
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will help you win your contest.
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Mm-hmm.
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Then I better get to work!
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Man, is there anything
better than waiting
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for a comedian to drive by you on a bus?
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But Gallagher's 10 hours late.
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I hope he's okay.
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Your watch stopped two weeks ago, babe.
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Phew, I thought time stopped.
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Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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He has arrived.
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There he goes,
off to Massapequa, Long Island,
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to dazzle his next crowd
at Chucklez comedy club.
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Look, the bus
pooped out a suitcase!
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Gallagher's famous mallet.
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Oh, no! We have to get it
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back to him so he can smash melons
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and make the world a better place!
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Hey, Stan! Shingle's looking great!
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I can see why this is
such an important part
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of whatever it is Steve's doing.
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Oh, don't blame this on Francine.
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You promised me free ethanol
for the Second-Base Mobile.
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That's what I'm calling my truck now.
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There is no ethanol.
It's not fermenting right.
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And Mom's down there driving me crazy.
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I specifically asked her to supervise
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because I wanted to do it alone.
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But she's the one
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hammering nails into wood
to make the ethanol better.
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- Didn't that work?
- Why would that work?
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It's obviously busy work
to keep her away
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from my real project.
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Obviously.
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So let's keep Mom hammering away.
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'Cause if she gets any more involved,
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she'll turn my project into a freakin'
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"I Love Lucy" episode.
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Totally. Everything will be
in black and white.
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So boring.
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I can't believe Steve
thinks so little of me.
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But if I could get his jug
bubbling for him,
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then he'd think so lot of me!
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Hmm, all right.
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Oh!
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Bottles don't bubble 'til you open them!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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["I LOVE LUCY" THEME PLAYS]
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Waaaaah!
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Resistance is futile, shingle.
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My baby! What happened to you?
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Mom!
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I've been out of town
the last eight hours.
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What did I miss?
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Oh, yeah? Where'd you go?
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Um...
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Alibi-opia?
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- Mom.
- I was trying to help!
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You ruined my ethanol,
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and now I have no product
for my contest!
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I don't have a comeback to that!
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You're winning this fight!
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Smells like a party down there!
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I vote we switch topics
to whatever the hell
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Klaus is talking about.
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I'm talking about this beer, baby!
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That isn't beer, Klaus.
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You must be smelling
my shattered dreams.
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Oh, no, I admit I'm terrible
at many, many,
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many many, many, many things,
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but my nose is never wrong.
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And I know just the dudes to prove it.
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Steve and Francine, meet my beer boys!
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I met them in an uber pool
and joined their
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trivia team at the Brew pub.
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We always cheat.
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Please skip ahead to
anything at all relevant.
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Fine, I guess we're in a big rush.
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Tony the Tongue is an expert taster.
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This is definitely beer.
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And Meg here can gauge the
alcohol content of any beer
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by how it affects her motor skills.
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Feeling loose.
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Everyone's getting more attractive.
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Thinking about calling my ex.
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Coachella!
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Over 8% alcohol.
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My project turned into beer? How?
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That's a question for the Professor,
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a beer nerd who got fired
from Dow Chemical
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for being constantly drunk.
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If my calculations are correct,
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wild yeast on this dirty laundry
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altered the fermentation process,
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turning this liquid into beer.
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English please, Einstein!
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What he said is
I didn't ruin your project,
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I made beer!
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Beer was already invented, Mom!
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I'm never gonna win that contest,
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and it's all your fault!
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Well, I screwed up parenting.
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Back to wondering if that
guy was the security guard
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that threw me out of Best
Buy a few years back.
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- I was.
- Knew it. Now lets get tanked.
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Careful, babe!
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We gotta get Gallagher his
hammer back in one piece!
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Maybe it'd be safer if
I just held the mallet.
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Whoa. Should we smash
some fruit with this bad boy?
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I mean, we're holding Thor's hammer.
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We got to take it out for a spin.
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How we doing on time, Jeff?
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We're five hours away,
and Gallagher's show
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isn't 'til tomorrow, so,
how much hours is night?
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We got time.
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I'll just do a quick search
of nearby fruit stores, and...
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Wait. Who says this thing
can only smash fruits?
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I'm suggesting we smash other things.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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What's this weird feeling?
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I'm not hungover!
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What?
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I got completely loaded
on that beer last night,
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but I feel great.
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♪ I have a new feeling,
my head isn't pounding ♪
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♪ A brand new sensation,
on which I'm expounding ♪
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♪ No dry mouth, no dry heaves ♪
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♪ No vomiting blunders ♪
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♪ I'm not hungover ♪
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♪ I'm hungunder! ♪
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Is "hungunder" even a word?
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Opposite of a hangover.
Don't overthink it.
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♪ I'm not sweating through bras ♪
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♪ And my thinking's not flawed ♪
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♪ Not hugging a toilet,
making fake deals with God ♪
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♪ Not under the covers,
with brain torn asunder ♪
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♪ I'm not hungover ♪
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♪ I'm hungunder! ♪
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♪ The sun's my warm buddy,
not mortal enemy ♪
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♪ That loud crow I shot
at is now a friend to me ♪
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♪ The world's new again ♪
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♪ I'm so full of wonder ♪
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♪ I'm not hungover ♪
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♪ I'm hungunder! ♪
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Sorry, couch! Don't need you today!
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You neither, big warm blanket!
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Hey "Law & Order" reruns,
didn't ya hear?
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I'm not hungover even though
I got totally smashed!
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♪ Yo, Hayley Smith here
with Gallagher's hammer ♪
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♪ The lord of the manor,
the watermelon slammer ♪
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♪ My smash pursuits
don't stop at fruits ♪
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♪ Roger, set me up
some melon substitutes ♪
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- A lamp!
- Smash!
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- A toilet!
- Smash!
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- A tuba!
- Smash!
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- A computer!
- Smash!
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- A paint can!
- Smash!
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- A snowman!
- Smash!
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- A smaller mallet!
- Smash!
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♪ We got totally smashed,
without consequences ♪
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♪ We're on top of the world,
despite our offenses ♪
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♪ And somehow our bellies ♪
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♪ Aren't gurgling like thunder ♪
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♪ We're not hungover,
we're not hungover ♪
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♪ We're hungunder! ♪
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Well?
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00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,756
Well what? You can get drunk easier?
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00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,359
You still ruined my product
for the contest!
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Don't you see?
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Hangunder beer is the perfect product!
273
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,032
Mom, no.
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I know you're mad at me, but listen.
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For thousands of years, man has dreamed
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of getting totally shithoused
without paying the Piper.
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00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,310
We made that dream come true!
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00:13:32,923 --> 00:13:34,312
Maybe you're right.
279
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,381
But we need more beer for the judges.
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We can make more,
as long as you didn't wash
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that dirty laundry.
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00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,386
God no, I just put it back
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00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,321
in everybody's drawers like normal!
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00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:46,725
Rest up, big guy.
285
00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:49,261
Soon you'll be back to smashing
watermelons with the king.
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00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,863
Wait! We never smashed a watermelon!
287
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:54,866
We had one chance to look
God straight in the eye,
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00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:55,868
and we blew it!
289
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:59,438
Or is he giving us a second chance?
290
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,841
Open the door!
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00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:06,678
Sammy Sosa!
292
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,883
[BLEEP]
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00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,819
Boiled cereal water.
294
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,122
Dirty laundry.
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00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:25,029
I'll avoid boring you
all with science jargon
296
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,700
and just say, beer is happening now!
297
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,035
Ladies and gentlemen, Hangunder beer
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00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,972
is officially entered in the contest!
299
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,510
Lewis said the judges need some A.S.A.P.
300
00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:41,379
Thanks, Mom.
I couldn't have done this without you.
301
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,115
Aw, anytime, honey.
302
00:14:43,117 --> 00:14:47,185
We'll finish making the beer,
you go practice acting surprised
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00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,720
for when they say you win.
304
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,656
Great idea! You're on fire, Mom!
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00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:55,193
Wow, so this is
what it feels like to be there
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00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,861
for your son...
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00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,931
...when he needs help...
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00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:00,865
A present parent...
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00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:03,868
I don't feel good all of a sudden.
310
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:07,539
Me neither. Nausea. Sweating.
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00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,073
Head pounding.
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00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:13,745
If I didn't know better,
I'd say I was hungover.
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00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:20,152
But all we've drank was that
first batch of Hangunder beer.
314
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:22,487
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
315
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,489
This beer doesn't not give hangovers,
316
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,358
it gives delayed hangovers.
317
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,360
Really bad ones!
318
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,695
We can't give this to the judges.
319
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,631
I have a reputation to uphold!
320
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,233
Did I tell you I'm planning to run for
321
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,901
city comptroller next year?
322
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:40,705
But if I pull the plug on this,
I may never get a chance
323
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,975
to do another project with Steve.
324
00:15:42,977 --> 00:15:45,043
We still can't let people
drink this crap.
325
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:48,112
But the hangover takes time to kick in.
326
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,983
I say we send beer
to the judges and hope
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00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:53,385
Steve wins before they get sick.
328
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:56,788
Isn't that a tad morally reprehensible?
329
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,791
Just a tad. That's why it's okay.
330
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,264
If you're looking
for Francine and Steve,
331
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,398
they're at the school!
332
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,733
There you go!
333
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:09,934
Right in there!
334
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,073
I got so drunk off this beer last night,
335
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,475
I pooped in the cat box,
336
00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:18,409
but I don't have the slightest hangover!
337
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,679
I made us all a 6:00 A.M.
tee time tomorrow
338
00:16:20,681 --> 00:16:22,681
since we'll never be hungover again!
339
00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:25,617
Should we just give
Beer Kid first place now
340
00:16:25,619 --> 00:16:29,154
so we can all go home and gorge
ourselves on potato salad?
341
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,756
Hear that, Mom?! We're a shoo-in!
342
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,758
You know, I didn't expect this,
343
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,227
but, you and me, we're a great team.
344
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,362
It feels good!
345
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,232
It feels so good!
346
00:16:40,901 --> 00:16:42,301
What a mom.
347
00:16:42,303 --> 00:16:45,236
Runs off to make sure
I get all the credit.
348
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,639
Everyone shut up!
349
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,842
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
350
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,178
Before we get to the part of the
show you actually care about,
351
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,815
our weird monster kid is gonna
sing the national anthem.
352
00:16:57,918 --> 00:17:02,453
♪ Oh say ♪
353
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:06,391
♪ Can you ♪
354
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:10,395
Hurry up, Billy,
before the judges get sick!
355
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,599
♪ See ♪
356
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,337
Tape doesn't work, neither do staples.
357
00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:20,339
Even banging the two
mallet pieces together
358
00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:22,140
really, really hard
doesn't do the trick.
359
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,943
Hurry, hurry,
Gallagher's show is starting any minute!
360
00:17:24,945 --> 00:17:26,677
It starts at 7:30, Hayley.
361
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,414
It's not just any minute.
It's not some random time!
362
00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:36,355
Smash it! Smash it!
Smash it! Smash it! Smash it!
363
00:17:36,357 --> 00:17:38,156
Smash it! Smash it!
364
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,359
Smash it! Smash it!
365
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,960
Smash it! Smash it!
366
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:45,964
Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it!
367
00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:47,966
Aim for the melon! Aim for the melon!
368
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:49,635
I am! I am!
369
00:17:53,634 --> 00:17:55,574
Gallagher smashed himself!
370
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:58,109
The final act of a genius!
371
00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:04,315
Oh, my God, Gallagher is dead.
372
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,516
Don't be sad.
373
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,053
Jeff's Van is the new Gallagher!
374
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:15,594
Okay, thank you for watching
375
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:18,129
"Wall Street 2:
Money Never Sleeps" with me.
376
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,932
I didn't want to watch it
alone because I was worried
377
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,268
the money couldn't sleep because
there were monsters around.
378
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,471
If y'all are afraid of monsters,
too, let me hear a "what what"!
379
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,573
What what!
380
00:18:28,688 --> 00:18:32,143
Has anyone seen a fish and a
super duper hot blonde lady?
381
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,313
Shh!
382
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,550
What the hell is going on?
383
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,953
Hangunder beer isn't safe.
384
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:46,491
It gives delayed hangovers that
are a thousand times worse.
385
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,360
Oh, no! We gotta get you help!
386
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,029
Wait a second.
387
00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:53,298
Did you know this when
you gave it to the judges?
388
00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:55,300
I'm sorry.
389
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:59,370
I thought if you didn't win,
you'd never let me
390
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,239
do anything with you again.
391
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,774
Oh, Mom.
392
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:05,846
I know. I screwed up.
393
00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:08,247
No, I mean we need
to get you back on your feet
394
00:19:08,249 --> 00:19:11,516
so you can supervise me
across the finish line!
395
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,186
Well, you can start by opening
396
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,456
this [BLEEP] child-proof aspirin.
397
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,590
It's fin-proof, too.
398
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,527
And now, the finalists for this year's
399
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,796
young entrepreneurs club contest.
400
00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:28,199
First up, Mertz,
who made basketball sneakers filled
401
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,535
with helium that let you jump higher.
402
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,471
I'm gonna bully a bird!
403
00:19:32,473 --> 00:19:35,206
Next, Blanche, who has a clarinet.
404
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:36,541
I don't know if it's her invention,
405
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,343
but it sounds pretty.
406
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,878
And last, but not least...
407
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,813
Yeah, it's me Steve Smith,
the guy who made
408
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,214
the amazing beer you all love.
409
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,749
Let's do the trophy thing
and bounce, sound good?
410
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,418
Sure, why not. And the winner is...
411
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:51,089
Steve muthatruckin' Smi...
412
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:57,362
I am so thrilled to win this award.
413
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,564
Hold on.
414
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:03,302
Something up here suddenly
made all of us sick.
415
00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:05,437
But what could it be?
416
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,309
The obvious culprit is...
417
00:20:10,311 --> 00:20:11,576
Blanche!
418
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,845
Her clarinet music grossed us out!
419
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:17,182
Or maybe just seeing her
wet the reed grossed us out!
420
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:25,123
As I was saying, I'm thrilled to win,
421
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:29,060
but I'm even more excited
to do it with my mom.
422
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,330
Don't be gross. You know what I mean.
423
00:20:31,332 --> 00:20:32,463
I love you, Mom!
424
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,872
Steve, my head's stuck.
425
00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:46,945
Yes! Take that, shingle!
Ya got fixed, Son!
426
00:20:58,225 --> 00:21:00,158
Bye! Have a great time!
427
00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:03,995
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