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and wala custom that where's this mass

my name is Allen I'm having a really really bad day so you're probably asking

yourself Alan why are you hanging off a bridge by

these scary-looking dudes you see I've always considered myself to be a good

guy I have a beautiful wife a really nice house well-paying job and the

cheery ride I have one glaring flaw I love the gamble

expensive hobby sometimes you win

most times you don't

I've even had to take a second job to pay for my game room my wife doesn't

know but I figured what she don't know can't hurt her it's not like you can go

to a bank and explain you need a loan because you blew your money at the

racetrack so when people in town need green end up in Clarins pocket a

loan shark I was only in the hole for three grand and after that was

squared he liked it when I was easy to deal with never had

to rough me up break one of my fingers

you know I hate bratwurst Jesus

at least until last Tuesday my regional manager told me that was because we had

over staffing issues

my numbers were good but you're not supposed to be around long enough to get

your name on the same so they laid me off then my I guess you'd call them

account managers found out about my situation they told me that they

understood I could just give them my severance package and we'd call it good

yes problem is if I did that we'd have no way to cover the bills for next month

that's when I made the mistake of asking for an extension

they rugged me up a bit and took a few things from my house and beat my wife now you're

all caught up

Hey you hear about Ricki nah I don't really hear too much fuck why would

someone stab Ricky I don't know that's why I'm asking my guess

it was his ex

you I can't buy one for kill me I need another week

we got a situation boss did what all right I'll tell McLaren that he ran I've

dropped many people from that bridge no one survived that fall

yeah Oh

what's going on really wrap my head around talking to those guys what's

going on

Allen

did you talk to the cops yet I'm your wait so you can talk to me just

don't please come home so you don't want me to tell the cops they're venturing

I'm saying gosh my face baby was a misunderstanding a small mix-up I'll

talk to McLaren a hash this out we'll all be mustered they come to the house

it was a misunderstanding Leslie I need you to trust me

I look fantastic haha like a young Gary Busey

pre-crushed point break busy

I'll get you later Hey

you're right about this

right hey buddy get away from the car what the fuck my fucking car I got two

more favorites on the fucking night who the fuck you think you are we got off on

the wrong foot especially conserving one day look like

I'm the fucking guy we dropped off the bridge last night

motherfucker

give me the god dam bat

I had no idea that was going to happen

how do I get you boss t-

t-time huh

looks like it just you and me

thank you for your cooperation

yeah I don't know I'm not their fucking babysitter they didn't check in it's not

my problem

Oh

yeah the fuck you want

your just in time to help me carve the meat

I need to borrow something from you

is uh bossing you should know of course it's making sure that's all what's going

on with you what do you mean I mean besides a venomous weather we're having

just slight case of hemorrhoids I just I feel like myself lately

one of those kind of nights yeah strange

all right I'll buzz you in thank you

look who it is hey t what's happening man how's your

daughter what's going on boss hey you everybody's kicking

not see you know the rules no it's done around here

password same as last time

come on guys who do you pass words among friends right peyote boss's orders you

gonna end up like Rickey

they have a ricks of dick Rick was a dick yeah he tried barging in just like

you did and we silenced him matter of fact you were here oh that's

who you're talking about come again okay no I'm good

tell you what forget about the passwords you guys see a magic trick no yeah

surprise oh I don't have a problem you guys you didn't drop me off for bread

like a bird I know things have been rough tonight but if you're all just

grabbed we won't have a problem if you're feeling froggy so we're just

about to put Lani down he starts fucking crying please don't kill me in the rain

guy doesn't want to fucking kill you be killed in a rain I'm saying what are we

doing to wait for a fucking ice ball storm mr. McClair do you have a moment

to chat I'd like to lodge a complaint against a few of you employees Jim

you know you don't know me but I've been the loyal customer of yours for thirteen

plus years and in that time I've never missed a payment I picked I paid every

cent of interest and I've never acted in bad faith but no the one time I falter

on the payment you said three of your mod guys to my he dropped me off a

bridge a fucking bridge normally I could let that slide mr. McClaren beat the

shit out of her

but you know I've already extracted my pound of flesh from all of this back

look more like a ton of flesh but who's counting huh I'm a reasonable man who I

asked you said you white my debt we never deal with each other again then

we can all be friends what do you say fuck you every face freak you think

you're the first motherfucker to go on Charlie brides and try and burn me down

you're thinking better than me you really think you're better than me you

walk in here like some half-ass superhero you're a fucking psychopath

we sigh don't wear a mask so fuck you I didn't force you to gamble you pissed

all over your life and needed my money to soak it up then force you to gamble

with your voice pretty face you think taking on all these guys you think that

impresses me huh I fucking hate this guy

let's gonna punch this button later this week here's your options friend leave

and act like everything's gonna be okay or you could kill me and act like

everything's gonna be okay but it won't my people will find you

find your wife it ends today you lied about almost

everything mr. McClaren except for jumping-off point

why do you have to joke around about everything you just told me what the

fuck happened without going into your jokes

breaking news

last night vestigators have been investigating a

series of murders that all appeared to have been committee

the assailant has been described by an eyewitness as having low besides large

teeth and a gigantic am I reading this right big head like

gigantic big head and teeth okay

the killer is being referred to for a lack of better terms as big head it is

unknown how many killed him will be brother anymore but investigators have

estimated the victim tally to be over 200 they can't get an exact number as

dead bodies are apparently still being discovered

good morning ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Morning Joe if you look

up bighead sightings okay apparently people caught this guy in the act all

night with different cell phone videos podcasts whatever you want to call it

vegan challenges that's the one I saw the distal minute ago this guy is all

over the place on these random videos this shit's crazy

he's on tape murdering people and nobody knows who he is

alright says the victims identities are being confirmed a pattern seems to be

emerging it seems that the victims of the bighead rampage are all affiliated

with the suspected crime boss Russ McClaren an alleged loan shark and

murder like a good guy to run around town burning

the ferry could not be reached for comment that is presumed missing

bullshit I wonder why

if you received the mysterious package this morning they are telling us to tell

you not to open it whatever you do if you find a package on your doorstep this

morning return that shit all right I just got a package in today open it's

from one of you guys

the gold chain

laser blade with I hope his fake blood

let it dick

sorry to be

so hundreds of murders in one night this guy goes around killing people we don't

know if it's good bad or ugly the only thing we know is that he might be

connected with his crime boss Russ McClaren okay give me a break here if

you guys have any more information please call up the show this is the

Morning Joe I'm Charlie Hinds we'll be right back after a few messages