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Here comes Santa Claus

here comes Santa Claus

right down Santa Claus Lane

Vixens and flipsens and all these

reindeer are pulling on the rain

Bells are ringing and children

are singing and all is merry

and bright

Hang your stocking and say your

prayers for Santa Claus coming

tonight

Oh

here comes Santa Claus

here comes Santa Claus

right down Santa Claus Lane

Oh

sorry

I'll go right

Excuse me

What is this

Like I said

we're being played

Now pay up

How'd you even find this stuff

I can find anything or anyone

Then why can't you find your dad

Hilarious

Dean

Look

I don't know what all this stuff

is

but Santa is coming tonight

OK

can we talk about that for a

minute

Jack O'Malley

Kids

go downstairs

Not you

What are you doing

pal

Look

we love having you here for the

holidays

But what are you telling your

cousins

The cold

hard truth

Cold

hard truth

Jack

These are presents

yes

but these aren't Santa's presents

right

Because Santa Claus hasn't been

here yet

It's Christmas Eve

He's coming tonight

He's coming here to this house

tonight

That's what you're telling me

That's what I'm telling you

And he's also going to every other

house in the world on the same

night using flying reindeer for

transportation

Yes

Jack

And what fuels a flying reindeer

exactly

From carrots

OK

look

I don't know exactly how it works

All I know is when we wake up

tomorrow

Santa will have been here

All right

let's go

You don't want to get on the naughty

list

do you

Honestly

Elkovic

I'm not that worried about it

Jack O'Malley

I don't believe it

Lenny

you miss me

Where's my money

I'm getting you your money

I told you I'm going to get you

your money

I'm on a job right now

In fact

I'm planning on doubling it

You still got Morris at plus 300

Morris

That's stiff

Put me down for 25

Jack

You got a lot of balls

O'Malley

I know

Brains

too

It doesn't seem fair

does it

What are you looking at

Ultimate Vampire Assassin 4 for

the switch

Got it

Are you gonna write that now

No

Steel drop

Hey

Fred

Got a 511 male grown-up hovering

by the scent of candles

Keep an eye out

Copy

Chief

I got an iPhone

Hi

Santa

We made cookies for you

Thank you

Chocolate chip and snickerdoodle

I love snickerdoodle

How'd you know

I made them myself

I helped

You know what

I've been meaning to talk to you

guys

Come here

man

We're live

Yo

it's your boy

Beef Stu

And we're here at Christmas at

the mall with the boy

the gold Santa

And we're going to get him to

put on Stu Crew T-shirt

Sir

you can't cut the line

Oh

what's matter

big dude

You don't want to show some Christmas

love to the beef

These kids have been waiting a

long time

Look

man

it'll take two minutes

He puts on the shirt and he says

now we beef

Sir

I'm a big deal

I have over 3000 followers

I'm not making a boy famous

She's got to put this shirt on

He's already quite famous

No

don't be adult

Sir

you can't cut the line

But I made myself clear

Yes

very clear

Now I wish you a Merry Christmas

Yeah

Yeah

I'm

I'm an adult

Yep

Now you guys have a very important

appointment with Santa

Man

I needed that

So important to get out and talk

to the kids

Best part of the job

Nothing like a crowded mall two

days before Christmas

No

Santa man

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

pal

Tell me you're not going to miss

this

God

what do you mean you're skulled

out of essential oils

I'm going to bash someone's skull

in

I'm not going to miss this

Approaching ground floor

Let's heat up icebreaker

Freddy

Secondary array

180 degrees

Red

Go

Copy that

Red one is on the move

Vampire Assassin 4 is hot this

year

Thanks

Ginerva

Sure thing

Red

Colonel

you got any milk up there

Of course

Red

I always love coming to Philly

You think we have time to stop

her at cheesesteak

Won't be the same without you

Kel

It'll be exactly the same without

me

Stubborn pain in the butt

Yeah

General

Red

good to see you

successful excursion

Yes

sir

The mall at Christmas time

it's like oxygen for me

Thank you

Evening

ladies

What are you so excited about

Oh

of course

Your boyfriend's here

Hey

girls

OK

Of course I didn't forget

Yes

I brought extra

It was up right there

Cal

Come on

man

Clock ticket

Grade one

you are clear for takeoff

All right

ladies

Let's go home

Thanks for the escort

fellas

See you next year

Come on

Morris

Go ahead

I got it

I don't know what the hell it

is

but I got it

and the coordinates

Well

why don't you send something

my way first

Wiring the first half now

The rest and the data is verified

Glad you're doing business with

you

Yes

Yes

Yes

No

No

No

Oh my God

Home sweet home

Oh

ladies

Bread

welcome back

Thank you

Where's the missus

I'm I'm right here

Deliverables was a half hour ago

Larry

this is going to Bermuda

Copy that

Bermuda

Garcia

Welcome back

chief

What'd I miss

Nothing

Everyone's working

There's a bottleneck in rivets

Phil is blaming rapping

Rapping says Phil's being overdramatic

Everybody's feeling the heat

All right

I'll talk to him

Please

Phil's driving everybody nuts

Phil and Ribbons is having a total

meltdown

Maybe it's time to find a less

stressful spot for Phil

I don't know

Tinsel

Phil out of Ribbons

Just a thought

He's got a dog named Ribbons

Yeah

495

496

497

498

499

500

In 5 minutes

Not bad

Yeah

getting warmed up

All right

I'm gonna run the simulation

model on Belgium and Holland again

just to be safe

Thank you

sweetie

All right

if you need me

y'all

Hey

Gallum

jump in there

Get 'em

ready

okay

It's almost showtime

Yes

ma'am

Will do

Hey

boss

Gallum

Give me a spot

huh

Got it

Tell me why

Time for a change

Nick

It's like I told you

Yeah

I heard you

And I'll respect your decision

but I want to know why

Let's go heavy

Yeah

You're looking strong

We work for the kids

Cal

We do it for them

And I know you love that

You live for that

So what's going on here

I love the kids

It's the grown-ups that are killing

me

Go on

The list

What about the list

We're up almost 22% year over

year

I'm aware of the numbers

Cal

What are you getting at

For the first time ever

more people are on the naughty

list than not

And it's like they don't even

care

So much bad behavior out there

everywhere you look

You say it all the time

Nick

We choose every day who we want

to be with big decisions and

little ones

And every one of them matters

But I look around and they act

like none of it matters

If nothing matters to them

it seems to me they need us now

more than ever

That's why there's only one you

And no one

with my doubts

should be so close to you

You need somebody younger

someone 300 years old in their

prime who wants to change things

Not our job to change people

Cal

People change themselves

We just show them that we believe

in them

All of them

Because we know who they really

are

down deep

We know that somewhere inside

every lost grownup is the kid

they once were

Our gift is that we can see that

even when they can't

We work for the kids

Cal

Even when they're not kids anymore

I'm just having a really hard

time seeing it

And that's why

What's out of a cookie

They answered everything

Got a carb up

You know

I burn about

You burn 430 million calories

every Christmas Eve

Yes

I know

One last ride

One last ride

Get to it

lads

Alpha check

It's drift

Looks like a light just fried

on the interior W face up around

Mailroom 19B

Anyone up there

Yeah

this is Jeff in maintenance

You don't have the thing

Commander

I'll check it out

Thanks

Jeff

Hey

Jeff

looks like we got a few more

of them too

What's going on up there

Jeff

Jeff

do you copy

Who's with Red

Arthur

is he still with you

Negative

Chief

Kenny

do you have him

Not in the gym

Who's with Red

Gorman

are you in the residence

Binkle

Just took over

Binkle

Binkle

I need eyes on Red now

Mailroom negative

Study negative

Mesoto hydroponics negative

He's not in the gallery

Logistics

negative

Faster room

negative

Candy cane packaging

negative

Negative

negative

Breach

We have to breach

Come green

Come green

Fold on a gun

Army snook at heading north

Copy that

Locating

Here I live

Just turn right on time

Copy

Containment barrier 5 going up

Street unit 6 deployed

Watch him in

Agents down

Raising barrier 72

Raising 72

OK

just turn left on the cable stick

There's a hole in the Dome

What the hell just happened

There's been a breach

Director

I know

Red has been taken

What

Where's Cal

I'm right here

Cal

what happened

Who could have done this

Zoe

I don't know

We are 24 hours to Christmas Eve

We cannot

Yes

I'm well aware

OK

OK

let's take a deep breath

Start from the beginning

They cut a hole in the CF Dome

using an atomic plasma torch

From the footprints

I'd say there's eight to 10 of

them

Human

They rolled in on a remote armored

Snowcat

which they used as a diversion

before they blasted out of here

in a NORAD blind cargo jet

Good God

Cal

I'm going to find them

Zoe

We're going to work together on

this

We were just told that someone

hacked the Intercontinental Seismic

Surveillance System

I don't know if it's related

but if someone knew where to

look

that's the only vulnerability

in the cloaking

Who

We don't know yet

The trolls are scouring the web

Name and address

They are working on it

Then tell them to work faster

We don't have time for this

Director

the trolls have a trace

Pass them in

What have you got

We traced the relays

Looks like the wolf

The wolf

Who the hell is the wolf

Mercenary

bounty hunter

works for the highest bidder

a ghost on the dark web

FBI's been trying to recruit him

for years

but he's a freelancer

He's probably the best tracker

in the world

The guy's a legend

Ohh

Why

Nice

Are you in town

That depends

What do you want

I need you to do me a favor and

go pick up Dylan

I'm right in the middle of something

important

This isn't a good time for me

Yeah

me either

I have two mothers-to-be with

weakening contractions and labor

that's not progressing

And Craig's out of town

Liv

Dylan got in trouble at school

I just need you to go pick him

up and drop him off at my place

Liv

Jack

I'm stuck at work and Craig's

away

So just do me a favor and go pick

up your kid

I got it

I got it

I got it

I got it

I got it

Hey

buddy

Hey

you got any aspring

What

No

I got to get something in my stomach

You want a churro

No

Shut up

Hey

man

can I get two

I don't want a churro

I heard you

Good for me

So what are they saying you did

Tamper with the school's attendance

records

Which I did

Allegedly

Never admit that

Thank you

Have a good day

Yeah

yeah

The music teacher leased his computer

open during fifth period

I started to ditch science so

I could go in and practice guitar

Then I'd change it on the computer

Makes sense

There's this girl in jazz band

Piper

She started to ditch with me

But then Kevin

Who's Kevin

My best friend

At least he was

What'd Kevin do

Kevin found out I wanted to ditch

too

But he's not even in jazz band

He just wanted to hang out with

Piper

I was the one hanging out with

Piper

So I'm supposed to go in and change

his absent a present so he can

hang out with Piper

It's bullshit

So instead

I gave him three more absents

Good

Sent a message

He got busted and told the vice

principal

Kevin

So I slashed the tires on his

bike

I know

you're disappointed

I am disappointed

Look

if you're gonna hack a mainframe

you do it quietly

you're going through a backdoor

no fingerprints

But more importantly

the second this kid Kevin knew

what you were doing

you got a loose end

Never trust anybody

Anybody

And never let someone get the

upper hand on you

they'll use it

No

All right

I gotta go practice

I have this dumb winter pageant

thing tonight for jazz band

A pageant

Oof

I know

I said it was dumb

Good luck

We're going to talk when I come

in

I know

Thought labor wasn't progressing

Yeah

but it did

Thanks for picking him up

though

I don't know what's going on with

him these days

He's acting out

Yeah

Well

you know

growing up is tough

That's not why you're avoiding

it

Always writing to that

Yeah

He'd really love to see you more

often

Jack

I just picked him up

I know

It was really nice

We had a good talk

He told me about school

He would like that to happen more

often

is all I'm saying

I got to go to work

OK

Merry Christmas

Jack

Yeah

Merry Christmas

Jack

Hi

John

We know what you did

Huh

We know what you did

OK

first of all

sorry

Second

could you be more specific

Honestly

you could be talking about 12

different things right now

Who are you working for

Lady

I don't know what you're talking

about

I work for whoever pays me

You have about 40 seconds to become

helpful before you have a terrible

accident

So I'm going to ask you one more

time

Who hired you to find him

Find who

You know who

I promise you I don't

If I did

I would tell you I'm not a scrupulous

person

You can ask anybody

The intercontinental seismic surveillance

system

Sound familiar

Yeah

I did that

It was a weird job

Somebody was trying to find someone

who was running tests on some

weapon systems in the Arctic

And I I found the location and

I walked

By who

I don't know

I'm telling you

all the communication is encrypted

and untraceable

That's how it's supposed to be

So if someone like you shows up

I don't have any answers

Look

I don't ask questions

I just find people that no one

else can find

It's what I do

You really don't know what you

did

I guess not

I mean

I can tell you're very upset

about it

though

Box him up

Box me up

Wait

wait

What do you mean

Hey

Is this really necessary

Ow

Cool place

How long you been here

MORA Maura

the Mythological Oversight and

Restoration Authority

Come again

We are the multilateral international

organization responsible for

securing and protecting the mythological

world

Come with me

Did you say the mythological world

Yes

Right

So Bigfoot

Loch Ness Monster

that kind of thing

That kind of thing

OK

So

things that don't actually exist

you guys are responsible for

them

Got it

Holy shit

If he knows anything

he ain't talking

All right

Horse back to the pen

body back to Area 32

and get the pumpkin back in the

cryophone

Stat

Yes

Director

What the hell was that

The horseman

We're questioning all the usual

suspects

The heckless horseman

Hey

what did that Taser thing do

to my head

It's not a Taser

It's an acquiester

Just take a deep breath and have

a seat

Jack

What am I doing here

Last night

at roughly 11:00 PM at PST

Red One

also known as Saint Nicholas

of Myra

was abducted from the North Pole

complex

The data you retrieved from the

I triple S was used to pinpoint

the location which has been secure

and classified for several 100

years

Use your words

Are you saying Santa Claus has

been kidnapped and you think

I had something to do with it

Where is he

Is that him

Jack the Wolf O'Malley

meet Callum Drift

commander of the ELF

The ELF

Turns out Jack here didn't know

what he was doing

Somebody hired him to find the

complex

and incredibly

he did

Who

He doesn't know

I don't know

Yes

he does

No

he doesn't

They always know something

Sometimes you just got to shake

it out of them

I'm not going to like you

And I can tell right away

out of everyone here

I like you the least

Garcia

What the heck

Yeah

Chief

this guy's not cooperating

Oh

Should we do the thing

I'm afraid we're gonna have to

Yeah

let's talk about this for a minute

There's nothing to talk about

You can't trust this guy

He's on the list

What list

You know damn well what list

Look

I'm not on any watch list

I know for a fact that..

Wait

Yes

that list

You're on it

I checked

NL4

Are you telling me this clown

is a level 4 naughty lister

A level 4 naughty lister

Oh

Seth

What are we doing here

Come on

I know this is killing you

but you have to trust me

Dismembering this shit bag isn't

going to help

It would feel good

but it won't help

I'm right here

Shut up

What are you thinking

We're going to put him to work

No

Absolutely not

Excuse me

You said you work for whoever

pays you

Today that's me

He's not telling us everything

he knows

Look at him

He is telling us everything he

knows

He just doesn't know who hired

him

Well

I mean

how much are we talking

Garcia

I'm..

Okay

I don't know who am I

but I can figure out where they

are

Or where they were last name

God

Look

it is anonymous

I don't know who it is

But in my line of work

I need insurance

you know

in case of billing issues

So I Trojan horse that digital

tracking bug into their VPN

Are you saying

Yeah

I can track the device

Then I suggest you do it

Can we circle back on the whole

paying me thing

I know what they paid you

We'll double it

True

Garcia

Hey

hey

hey

Come on

All right

all right

Double's fine

It's Christmas

Wise choice

I need my cell phone

Whoever did this..

is in Aruba

We're in Aruba

I work alone

You used to

No offense

but I'm not rolling into Aruba

undercover with a giant elf

It's E-L-F

Cow

We can't trust this guy

That's why you're holding the

leash

And this..

is how I can find you anywhere

on Earth

You're mine until we find him

I suggest you get going

Well

this is unfortunate

No

this is what needed to be done

I sincerely doubt that

You know

I know a guy who's going to be

very upset about this

What are you going to do with

that

The world is a mess because they

fear nothing

I'm going to give them something

to fear

I'm going to do in one night

which you have failed to do for

centuries

And what is that

I'm going to make the world a

better place

What are you doing

Borrowing some of your energy

Now go to sleep

Nicholas

Go to sleep

We doing some last-minute Christmas

shopping

Gearing up

Grab a car

something practical

Yeah

Let's go

What the hell just happened

Toy stores

Toy stores what

The supply closets are portal

stations for the North Pole field

network transit system

Card

I said practical

Like what

A minivan

Who wants a practical Hot Wheels

Also

what difference does it make

I gave you a directive

A directive

Is that what you think is going

on here

I'm telling you now

you better listen to me because

things are about to get real

How do you I adjusted it to reality

Now it doesn't work on everything

No

you can't try it

No

you can't drive

No more questions

Now get in and be careful with

those robots

Yeah

So you're like the bodyguard for

Santa Claus

I'm the commander of the ELF

What's that stand for

Enforcement

logistics and fortification

But as far as you're concerned

it stands for extremely large

and formidable

And that's all you do all year

Just protect Santa

It's a big job

Sure

sure

It's one day

all right

Like it's a big job for one day

We work 364 days a year because

on that one day

we deliver presents to several

billion individual domiciles

across 37 time zones without ever

being detected by a single human

being

We prep

we rehearse every moment

every stop down to the last chimney

So yeah

it's a lot of work

364 days

We have bucks a day off

Wouldn't it be easier if you broke

it up

You know

like send different teams out

different places

just more efficient

No

it doesn't work like that

He's got to do it all himself

It doesn't have to

It's his purpose

He's a singular force in the universe

OK

so worst case scenario

is there someone that can step

in for him

like a vice Santa

Are you listening to me

No

no one can do what he does

He knows when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

And he knows that about every

single person on this planet

He has a list the size of Rhode

Island

and he checks it twice

If you were to try to read that

list just once

it would take you a decade

But he does it twice

And the reason why he's able to

do any of it is because he is

Santa Claus

the one and only

and no one else can execute his

mission

To spread cheer

asshole

Good feeling

Ready for a test

Bring me the weapon

Duplication complete

Good

Now let's see if it works

Who do you have in mind

Mom

We'll start with the first name

on the list

All right

now we're talking

Well

it was nice to meet you

Cal

Good luck with everything

Thank you so much

I'm just going to live here now

I'm going to marry her

Why don't you focus

We got to find your guy

Not a lot of fun

are you

Cal

Oh

I'm fun

As a matter of fact

I won the prize for most fun

gift wrapper for 183 years in

a row

Well

I take it back

Want me to show you how to do

this

I would suggest you give it a

shot

You see the worst in everyone

Cal

It's my gift

and it's the key to my work

I can see a person's worst qualities

just by looking at them

See

look at this guy

He's married

but not to her

That's why he has a tan line where

his wedding ring should be

This guy's about to screw over

that guy

That's why he's laughing too loud

And this guy

he's interesting

Why you ask

I didn't ask

Well

I'll tell you

Shoes

Look around

Anyone else at the beach wearing

shoes besides you

me and him

We're all working something

Uh

he's a Carmanian death merc

So is that guy and that guy

You can tell by the tattoos on

their hands

This is all fascinating

How about we find the guy we're

actually looking for

That's the guy we're looking for

The Carmanians are a security

detail

You sure

I'm sure

We'll have a few drinks

Get some nails and see where the

afternoon is

Hey

wait

Whoa

whoa

whoa

What are you doing

Go in to talk to him

No

You know

we got to go in sideways here

Remember when I said they're called

death mercs

It'll be fine

Keep walking

I need to talk to him now

Keep walking

I'm going to count to five

Damn words

Then you're going to get hurt

Oh

Listen

dickhead

it's Christmas

So in the Yuletide spirit

I'm going to say it one more

shot

That was so disturbing

What's this

What the hell

Ted

Just give me a minute

sweetheart

I got to talk to these absolute

morons for a second

and then we'll go get some boba

Okay

Where is he

Who

You know who

You really want to do this

I have no idea what you're talking

about

And while I'm enjoying this visit

from the Magic Mike Christmas

Brigade

I got a couple ladies waiting

on boba teas

Come here

big boy

Come on

Wait

wait

wait

wait

Before you implode this man's

skull across this heavenly beach

can I have a crack at it

Look

I'm telling you

for your own health and well-being

I suggest you leave right now

You don't know who I know

All right

Well

you know what I know

I know you bought some information

yesterday

You paid quite a bit for it

Coordinates of the Arctic

And I know this because I'm the

one who sold the teeth

Yeah

You're the wolf

No

You should not be here

Do you know what you've done by

coming here

My client is not to be messed

with

Who's the client

New York

Much worse

She'll kill us

She'll kill us all

Who is it

I can't say her name

She will hear

Write her name in the sand

Rila

you idiot

Milo

No

Rila

Rila

Calum Calum drift

Sorry

warrior of the North Pole

Greila

the Christmas Witch

It has been many years

Not enough

Where is he

He's right here

Fast asleep

Signal from Commander Drift

Greila

where are you

The bridge

I need him back

Unharmed immediately

It is not to be warrior

I need Mwatim's emotion to every

one of her ancestral haunts

Yes

Director

What is it you want

The same thing I have always wanted

for hundreds of years to make

them behave

The time has come to punish the

naughty

All of them

everyone who is on the list

Everyone who has ever been on

the list

from killers to chairwalkers

anyone who's ever lied or littered

anyone who's ever been rude or

late

You're talking about almost everyone

Everyone I see fit

Tomorrow they will all be punished

And he is going to help

You know he doesn't punish people

Step away

warrior

Let him go

witch

I've warned you

and I've warned you

You can't see it yet

but when you wake up this Christmas

morning

the world will be much

much

Nice

sir

What in the actual..

Get those teams moving now

What the hell was that

ohh What was that

What the hell was that

Where is she

We got to get out of here

Where is she

I don't know

I'm just a middleman

I've broken the deal

I'm telling you

she does not mess around

Snowman

Get him out of here

He's our only lead

Don't let him get ice

All right

Come on

Come on

Just got to rip off their carrots

I'll remember that next time it

comes out

Want to give me a hand here

You'll figure it out

I'm sorry

I think you're confusing me with

someone who cares

Tell Grandma I don't have time

to pick up her meds

She can take the bus

Goodbye

asshole

In a life

It's still here

What do you mean it's still there

It's supposed to come back to

me

The machine isn't working

Fix it

Now

Or else the next test will be

on one of you

Yes

Mom

Careful

That's it

This guy's the broker

She really wanted to shut him

up

By the time he thaws out

he'll be useless to us

Hey

wait

wait

wait

wait

wait

wait

My guy scanned all the surveillance

footage from the pole last night

Look at this

Is that her

Sort of

She's a shapeshifter

She's actually a 900 year old

ogre with 13 sons who kill on

command

Oh

Tracking shapeshifters is a nightmare

She said that she was going to

punish them all

Every level

I'd be more worried about what

she didn't say

She wasn't negotiating

It's a kidnapping with no demands

Doesn't usually end well

Unfortunately

our only lead is now an ice cube

Not pointing any fingers

Cal

not helpful

Yeah

Cal

not helpful

So what would you normally do

I mean

Normally I'd be running credit

cards

checking pings off cell phone

towers

trying to build a footprint

Her or her associates

Never tracked a witch before

Dated a few

Ryke out

I've dated several witches

What's your point

Would you have any footprint that

I wouldn't know about

Because I'm like a regular human

being

Have you run a check on recent

UDMs

What's that

Unauthorized deployments of magic

A lot of hits

Pretty typical stuff

Couple of abjurations in Nairobi

Handful of divinations in Santiago

and New Orleans

No

she's a conjurer

Got a pair of conjurations 8 days

ago

a few hours apart

Picked up the echo off the resonator

in Germany

The brother

Whose brother

Nick's

Santa's got a brother

Adopted

Yes

She's working with the brother

We don't know that

No

But can you think of a better

place to hold Nick

Think about it

It's under a concealment Dome

and Maura has no jurisdiction

because of the treaty

He doesn't leave and we don't

visit

That's the deal

We bust in and Nick's not there

Mora's not going

We're going

And he's never gonna know we're

there

Cal

T -

17 hours

Director

Keep me in the loop every step

In two hours

I greet the presidents and prime

ministers and kings and Queens

of everywhere so they can prepare

Prepare for what

For the possibility of no Christmas

Hey

you don't have a Wonder Woman

action figure

do you

That's not how it works

come on

Uh

damn it

Come on

I'm coming

Hey

Dylan asked you to go to his

concert tonight and you said no

What

No

that's not what happened

He actually said I shouldn't go

He said it was going to be lame

If he didn't want you to go

he wouldn't have brought it up

An actual parent doesn't need

an invitation

They just go

whether the kid likes it or not

That's what parents do

Well

we both know that's not my strong

suit

Olivia

Look

if he wanted me to go

he should have just asked me

He's vulnerable

Jack

He's a kid

and he knows you never show up

Olivia

I'm in

I'm at work

What am I supposed to do

I don't want to have to tell you

what to do

Jack

I want you to figure it out on

your own

because it's pretty easy

The concert starts at 7:00

Well

I'm not going to be home by 7:00

Just tell Dylan that I-- I'm not

telling him anything

If you want to tell him something

do it yourself

What

I didn't say anything

Villain

right

Yeah

He's a good kid

Yeah

I know he's a good kid

It's not what you think

His mother and I were never together

I mean

I'm his father

but I've never been his dad

She's a doctor now and she's married

to a really good guy and he is

a good dad

So the last thing the kid needs

is like

you know

some spare dad

He's a degenerate gambler hanging

out with the scum of the earth

who's got nothing to offer him

So honestly

the best thing I can do for the

kid is keep some distance so

I don't get in the way and he's

not disappointed all the time

Uh-huh

Uh huh

What

I'm just saying that you're trying

not to disappoint him

Doesn't sound like it's working

OK

I can't believe I'm asking this

but what's the deal with Santa

and his brother

They used to work together back

in the beginning

Red gave gifts to well-behaved

children

and the brother helped keep track

of who they were

Then the brother started making

lists

and Red was always uncomfortable

with that

He didn't like the idea of wanting

lists to misbehave children

But the brother became obsessed

So you're saying Santa's brother

started the naughty list

Yes

and he started to punish the

kids who were on it

Red was furious

so he took the list away

and the brother never forgave

him

He went out on his own

eventually hooking up with the

witch

who was also in the punishment

game

working Iceland and several other

Nordic territories

They were together for years

but it ended badly

Santa's brother had a name

or is it just Santa's brother

His name is Krampus

All right

listen to me

I don't know what's waiting for

us in here

but the brother

the witch

they're extremely dangerous and

not in the ways that you're used

to if you see them

Do not engage

So don't pick a fight with the

witch

Got it

If Nick is here

he's probably being held in the

dungeon

There's a door around back that

the guards use

We're going to have to quietly

sneak through the courtyard

pass the guillotines

break in and head down

Also

do not touch anything under any

circumstances

There is much in here that is

not of the natural world

You're human

therefore weak

So if you need to touch anything

get me to do it

Wait a minute

Are you not human

Do I look human

Hey

so listen

I think if you don't need me

here

I might just go back to the car

Hellhounds

Hellhounds

Stand back

Alan

Distract him

What'd you do

We didn't able to anybody to do

anything

Thieves

Holy shit

What

Whoa

Cap

Cap

Winter

Miss Calum

just commander of the ELF

We are not thieves

Yeah

we're not thieves

We're not thieves

Oh

this was in his pocket

All right

I can explain that

I can explain that

I told you not to touch anything

It was an innocent mistake

He tried to steal a priceless

piece of gold from the Dark Lord

of Winter

Not innocent and not a mistake

Well

who leaves their gold just lying

out in an open treasure chest

It's a tribute box to Krampus

Guests come

they leave him gifts

You stole from it

I shouldn't be surprised

Is that because I happen to be

on the list

You disappointed in me too

Cal

I have no expectations of you

Jack

so I can't be disappointed

You know

I got problems of my own

I owe somebody a lot of money

that I don't have

I see this giant pile of gold

sitting there

If you look at it a certain way

what choice did I even have

You have every choice

It's all choices

You don't just happen to be on

the list

Jack

You put yourself there

You decide to steal gold

You decide to only look out for

yourself over everyone else on

this earth

Every one of those kids who are

counting on us

counting on me to do my job

Nick always says that every decision

big or small

is an opportunity to be nice

to be

Be good or not

I was one day away from retirement

and this happens after 542 years

I resigned yesterday

You did

Why

I couldn't see it anymore

Couldn't see why

Doesn't matter

Is that him

What are they doing

They're playing Krapperschlop

Krapperschlop

It's the official game of Krapperschlop

And the undefeated Ednord Krampus

Calum Drift

Lord Krampus

the festivities were just beginning

But I don't remember inviting

you

You shouldn't be here

You know you shouldn't be here

And yet there you are and with

a mortal

I'm Jack O'Malley

I didn't

I'm not

We didn't even

I mean

obviously we

I just met him today

The big one was armed with this

A northern lambres

Thank you

Just what I wanted for Christmas

Grandmas

I can explain it

You're trying to find him

and you thought he would be here

Well

guess what

He's not here

Last night

he was taken from the compound

By the witch

And I know that she was here not

long ago

Are you accusing me of something

Drift

You and she were partners once

roaming the countryside

the villages

punishing people

Yes

But back then she was glorious

An ogre 18 feet high

the skin of an elephant

giant pair of tails

And yes

punishing us to cruel this winter

We had some wonderful times together

But I gave up that work

remember

I spent 700 years menacing the

naughty

trying to scare them into decency

I did my part

The only punishing I do now is

for fun

Like my good friend

enjoying his headache on Krampusnacht

But today is not Krampusnacht

in this house

Nordenner

It is always Kravus now

Why was she here

Many years ago

she gave me a gift

She came because she wanted it

back

A gift

What gift

The glass cafe gift

For its face

a simple glass snow globe

But its true purpose is nefarious

Tremendously punishing

She wants to punish them all

The glass cafe is solitude

A prison for but one

Krampus

I need to find him

Let me go

And why would I do that

Because we need him

Now more than ever

we need him

You know that

Let me go

Nordaman

you are not going anywhere

You get out and deliver this message

to that Morris come

There is a price for this intrusion

Now and forever

Drift belongs to me so I can just

walk out of here

I suggest you found

You learn to love him

Take him away

Wait

wait

wait

wait

wait

Sorry

Wait

Lord

Mr

Lord Crandalls

You and I aren't so different

We're pretty different

But I think we have some things

in common

Do you know

Yeah

I mean

you strike me as a guy who likes

to have a good time

Bit of a gambler

Well

so am I

Now

when we came in here

my man told me that he thought

he could beat you at your game

uh..

Krakerslaut

What

Now

initially I said no way

But the more I see him getting

riled up

I'm starting to like my odds

so just hear me out

If you win

We go to your dungeon forever

If he wins

we walk

Unless you don't want him for

some reason

I mean

I get that he's a big guy

No shame

A lot of people watch him

Imbeciles

I love it

Smack the shit out of the ghost

The rules are as follows

The contestants will exchange

blows in turn

The first to be knocked out or

die loses

First touch

That's you

You know

I really wish there was another

way that we could do this

I'm sure you do

He's still your brother and he

never gave up on you

What would you know about it

I know him

Take your best shot

Interesting

My turn

I could be merciful

and kill him on the first touch

But what fun would that be

Oh

my God

Oh

hey

buddy

You OK

You just slapped the shit out

of me

Yeah

that's all Mary say

I love these guys

I can't

I can't make it

He's a winter demigod

I can't

Trust me

I can't

Second touch

Oh

sorry

Let me make it easier for you

Come on

Come on

Come on

Go for us

I thought I had some shady friends

I can't believe that worked

Yeah

sorry about that

It's all I could come up with

No

it was great

I misjudged you

Not what you'd expect from a class

4 naughty Lester

right

Well

it's level 4

But that's what I'm saying

You could have left

but you didn't

Thank you

All right

Should we go find your guy

Let's save Christmas

Right

Say it

I can't

Yes

you can

Say it

I don't want it

Let's save Christmas

I'm not going to say anything

I'm going to need you to say

let's save Christmas

All right

God

OK

Let's save Christmas

That was terrible

OK

All right

All right

Let's save Christmas

There it is

All right

All right

so the snow globe

What's the deal with that

The glassy pig

Glasscafig

It's German for glass cage

Well

what do you think Grieve is trying

to do

Is there

Grieve is trying to

We got to go

Come on

Ready for another test

Good

The next name on the list

No

I have a better idea

She said she wanted to punish

them all

It seems like the Glossoping was

just for one person

It's possible she can make more

of them with like witch magic

or she would need billions of

them

She's immensely powerful

but that's a big lift for a contour

OK

I mean

honestly

the only place that has that

kind of manufacturing capacity

Look out

It's something that happens to

you a lot

Unexplained player piano in the

middle of a German highway

No

this is rare

It's for you

Well

I'm not touching anything

Just get back in the truck

We'll drive right around the haunted

piano

We have to open it

This is..

This is how it starts

You're doing it now

See

Dylan

Did you send me this stupid present

instead of coming to this thing

Wait

what

Because if you don't want to come

I don't care

I wanted to be there

I really did

then something-- Just stop

okay

You don't have to pretend because

my mom is guilt-tripping you

I'm not pretending

I really want to find a way

You'll never come to anything

Yeah

I I know

I know

Whatever

I have to go

Just don't send me any more stupid

gifts

OK

Wait

wait

Dylan

what do you mean by that

This thing

Dylan

don't touch that

Don't

Wait

Do you seriously think that there's

any kind of

Listen to me

Put that down

Because I'm here to tell you that

What is this

What's going on

What's happening

Put that down

Where'd he go

Where'd he go

I don't know

Jack

It's my kid

Find me

Dad

Dad

what is going on

Where are we

Oh my god

Oh my god

It worked

Jack O'Malley

level four

What a perfect way to start my

collection

Bring production online

Tonight

I will deliver one of these to

every single deviant on the list

and when they wake up and open

their gift

And they'll join my collection

and the world will be in the

hands of the righteous

Finally

Tonight

I make the ride

Drake

we have Drift

What happened

What do you know about the Gloskofig

Mythical magic snow globe used

to imprison the lobby

Krampus has it

Why

Not anymore

The witch has it

And I think she's trying to punish

everyone on the list

Wait

slow down

O'Malley just got globed and disappeared

What

His kit

too

Oh

dear Lord

Run O'Malley's tag

Yes

Director

Zoe

I think she's trying to mass-produce

the glosscophy

How could you possibly do that

Think about it

What's the one place that's capable

of something like that

The North Pole

But Nick's not there

The complex runs on his power

That can't be it

Unless..

Unless he never left

But the snow cap

the jet

Drones

diversions

Nick is still there

Director

I am not picking up a signal

for O'Malley's tracker because

he's under the Dome

But I've been talking to your

team all night

Yeah

Try Partridge

Connect to Partridge

Yes

Director

Hi

Cal

Hey

how you holding up

MC

Well

I can't sleep

I'm just keeping myself busy baking

cookies for him

For when he comes home

Well

he's going to love that

What do you got bacon

Just pulled out a fresh batch

of macaroons

He'll love that

Hang in

I'll keep you posted

Thanks

That's not her

What do you mean

Nick hates macaroons

They're shapeshifters

The witch

the lads

They're all shapeshifters

The North Pole has been taken

They're on to us

Where are we

What's happening

OK

OK

OK

now listen

Now I know what this is going

to sound like

Basically

Santa is missing

And that giant lady is a witch

and she got the snow globes from

a giant demonic Christmas goat

man

And now they're going to make

millions of them with that magical

photocopier thing

Look

I don't have all the technical

details

but basically these globes are

meant to imprison the naughty

people forever

Forever

Not forever

I didn't scratch that last one

Remember

you can't trust anyone

I've got a signal

O'Malley's here somewhere

We're close

Hey

Chief

Fred

I'll let the team know that you're

back

How about you don't

Shapeshifters

Good tidings

It says he should be right here

The old tunnel system runs right

beneath the original workshop

Let's go

Is this happening because I was

ditching

What

Is it because I slashed Kevin's

tires

No

no

no

no

no

no

Dylan

The body people

didn't you

Well

she said that

but- What did I do

Dylan

look at me

You may have done some things

that you shouldn't have

Everybody does

Everybody

There is nothing wrong with you

You're only in here because of

me

What did you do

A lot of stuff

It's a long list

But bigger than any of that

it's what I didn't do

What are you talking about

I've been a terrible father

It's not true

Yes

it is

It is

I haven't been around

I told myself I was doing you

a favor

which is bullshit

It was bad for you and it was

terrible for me

I've made some mistakes

pal

I know that

But I also know that I can do

better

And I know

It's easier said than done

I know it's a lot of work

and I hope it's not too late

Every day

every decision is an opportunity

And I want to start taking some

of those

So I'm not asking you to believe

me

I'm just asking for you to give

me a chance

I know I may never be the greatest

father in the world

but

I know I can do better

And I'm telling you right now

that I promise I will never stop

trying

What just happened

I think it just got a little bit

nicer

Can we get out of here

Yeah

First we got to find somebody

Come on

Ow

Cal

if you could make any toy in

the world real right now

what would it be

Wonder Woman

Tim

you all right

Yeah

Yeah

It's good to see you

Dad

Buddy

come here

I want you to meet some friends

Cal

Zoe

This is my son

Dylan

The one and only Dylan

Your dad's told me so much about

you

Welcome to the North Pole

Huh

I can't believe she got the old

cut publicator back online again

This thing has been out of Commission

since the late 1800s

This thing was cranking out snow

globes like rat turds and it

just stopped like somebody pulled

the plug

Cal

we saw her

She said she was going to do the

ride herself

What

Deliver one of these snow globes

to everybody on the list

That's impossible

The sleigh won't lift off without

him

I can't let that sleigh take off

There's a submarine at an access

point in the hangar

Wait

Chief

Garcia

Cal

Ma'am

Where is he

Grillo

stop

I was just leaving

Come on

I got you

Red

come back to me

Come back to me

boss

Wake up

Nick

Nick

It's Cal

Cal

Holy shit

Jack

Run

No way

man

For a guy like me

there's worse ways to go out

than by trying to save Santa Claus

Rila

it's time for you to go

Oh

I'll go

but I'm taking him with me

You're not taking him anywhere

His power has been wasted for

far too long

The punishing begins tonight

You're gonna have to go through

me first with pleasure

You imbeciles have no idea how

to talk to a woman like this

A real woman

She's my ex

Hello

my love

Get out of here

Krampus

I can't do that

And lovely as it is to see your

miserable face

my brother has somewhere to be

Just like all times

Haven't you had enough

If you want to take him

you're going to have to kill

me

Your sacrifice will mean nothing

Enough

Any last words for your most faithful

warrior

Only one

Merry Christmas

witch

Oh

look at you

Oh

shut up

Nick

You OK

Yeah

What took you so long

Well

look what the cat dragged in

Let's not get mushy

Thank you

brother

Merry Christmas

All there

You want to maybe stick around

a while

Don't push it

Get to work

And you

I want a rematch

Oh my God

Honey

where are you

Mom

you're not going to believe this

Skytrain

this is Partridge

Back in the chair and back on

track

Good to have you back

ma'am

We are currently six men flying

schedule

so we're going to run this preview

flight like our airs are

Dylan

Jack

Hi

Thanks for your help today

We hope to

I know

All systems are go

30 seconds to launch

Hey

Drift

Have a great ride

Merry Christmas

director

Dylan

Jack

You guys coming

Really

Come on

let's go

We gotta roll

Red one

you are clear for takeoff

Copy that

We're coming at you

He really does it

doesn't he

Goes everywhere in the entire

world in one night

He's a lot cooler than I thought

he was

And a lot more athletic

Yeah

the guy's a beast

The guy

he's a beast

You're seeing it

aren't you

I knew you'd get it back

You lost it there for a while

Nick

It's easy to lose it

Cal

Important thing is to keep trying

Nick

I'd like to stay on

If you'll have me

You got it

Commander

Did we just save Christmas

I think we just saved Christmas