Original subtitles

Hello?

Hello Sidney.

Hi Cynthia.

Ah... Hi. Who's talking?

What are you doing at home on a Thursday night?

I'm here with my boyfriend. We're going to watch some movies.

And what film are you going to see?

My boyfriend got a lot of crap from the video store.

"Halloween"... "A Nightmare on Elms Street"...

And a bunch more crap.

Do you like scary movies?

Do you like horror movies?

Oh, not me. But my boyfriend likes it.

Where is your boyfriend now?

He heard a noise outside and went to see what it was. but...

Its been about 20 minutes.

What if he's... dead?

Died?

By a masked psychopath!

Ah, but that only happens in horror films!

Let's play a little game...

I'm going to ask a question about horror films.

If you get it right, I'll hang up.

- But if you make a mistake... - What if I make a mistake?

Oh, I'll kill your boyfriend!

Now I don't like this conversation!

Hello?

Hang up again and your boyfriend is done. Understand?

What did you do with him, you crazy bastard?

Turn on the outside light...

Get me out of here! On my life, help me!

But that's not my boyfriend. I only spent time with him from time to time.

You slut! Bitch! I knew it!

You slept with that boy who sold mandolates.

And that other one who washed cars. You slut! Bitch!

What? You'd better think or he will die!

The question is: does “Scream 3” have a script?

Can I ask university students for help?

Some applause for the university students here today...

For 10 thousand reais, what is the right answer?

Mister Killer, I'm not sure.

But if I had to bet. I would say yes. "Scream 3" has a script.

I'm not sure either.

But if I had to bet, I'd say that movie is pretty bad!

How is it bad? Its the best script of the three!

No way! And the stupidest killer identity I've ever seen!

The culprit simulates his own death so that no one suspects! Bullshit!

You're right.

But really bad is “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer”.

This college girl prank will cost you a boyfriend!

And it will be the final answer!

Don't do that! Leave him!

Your life depends on the next question.

Are you ready?

Ask!

I want you to explain the ending of the film...

..."Blair Witch".

But I've been trying to understand the ending of that movie to this day!

Damn, Goti! Didn't I warn you not to touch my tapes?

Yes but...

What's the point of having more than 200 tapes if you never watch them?

You could at least be a little careful with them, no?

These tapes will mold if left unattended.

What's the point of having the biggest collection of horror films in the country...

and leave it standing there?

Right. I want you to keep it all in the closet.

And in alphabetical order like it was.

Then lock it with the key, I don't know how you found it.

Well? What do you think of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"?

Frustrating.

What you mean? This film is a classic!

No blood appears. Or the saw cutting the victims.

The film doesn't show anything!

I think I have what you are looking for. Just a minute.

Now you will see...

- Now, yes! - Didn't I tell you?

Listen, I need to leave now but I'll be back later.

You know our parents come back on Monday...

and until then I am responsible for the house.

Don't forget to keep the tapes in their proper place.

I'll go to the rental store and be right back.

All good.

Hi Fabiano. How are you?

What I said to Goti applies to you too:

No fuss!

Hi Goti! How are you, friend?

Oh no!

And this here?

Monkeys bite me!

Enough! Drop it!

Damn you!

Anyway... Is our graduation party confirmed today?

Certainly! Let's have a get together here at home.

My parents aren't...

and I heard my brother calling a motel.

Asking about prices. I think he's going out with his girlfriend.

Wonder!

Look at this!

Very good!

My brother is a weakling!

Let's look at the list of what you need to buy.

Beer...

Ten boxes is enough.

But good beer. not the one you bought last time

Zagobar? But it was on sale

“Zagobar"... It doesn't even have a beer name!

You have lost your mind! It cost $1.99 for 12 cans

That was canned urine and you know it.

Goti, do you think this is enough?

Rays! Is playing? I spent all my money

Who's going to the party?

For now just the two of us!

I was referring to girls, you homosexual!

Girls?

Did you think about inviting Tomas?

because if he comes, his sister will come, too.

Ingenious!

But there is a downside...

The boy she's dating will also come.

The one who has a Beetle?

Oh really!

On purpose...

I'm thinking about inviting a girl I met online.

Good idea!

She lives in the neighboring city.

We've been talking for a while, but we've never met in person.

She sent me a photo and she looks beautiful!

Let's take a look.

Faster, Goti!

Here: this is Niandra.

Is she Goth?

Hold on! Enough with the jokes!

I found it very pleasant

Do you think I should invite her?

Like I mentioned we've never met before.

Have sex with her right away and end of story

Whoever hears, believes. Looks like a real Don Juan!

Let's call our friends and invite them to the party.

You there, Nhanka!

Have you gone crazy?

Hi Goti! Is everything confirmed for the party later?

We will hold a get together here at my house.

We will have beer, marihuana, and even girls!

My mother wants me to go to mass.

What do you mean, Elisha? Eat the host and leave early!

What do you mean, Elisha? Eat the host and leave early!

It's done.

- Elisha is set. - Excellent.

Let's smoke one?

Hello?

Tomas?

Hi Goti! Ready for the graduation party today?

Let's party here at my place.

Come and bring your sister!

I'll give you her cell phone and you can invite her.

Perfect. We'll start around ten.

Set? See you later.

What do you think: should we invite Geison?

You decide.

Today is Friday the 13th. The poor guy will be ridiculed.

He endured all kinds of jokes during high school.

But let's face it: what the hell is 'Geison'?

Hello? Geison?

Happy Anniversary!

Wow, Goti, I've never heard that joke before!

We're having a party here at my place. Want to come?

I can't miss the chance to be bullied by my schoolmates for the last time.

Right. I'll call the others. Show up.

See you later.

Why don't you go and invite Niandra in person?

This way we can go for a walk in the neighboring city!

You're too stoned to give opinions!

Why do you have a Barbie at home, you sissy?

- Explain yourself! - Stop this!

My cousin left it there.

Cousin is it? I know... A Barbie!

Enough nonsense and give me that doll!

You can take it, pederast!

I'm Barbie... I'm a dumb blonde...

But I'm Leatherface and I'm going to saw you!

Oh no! Please! I'm a virgin!

Shut up. you slut! You will feel the thickness of my saw!

I broke the doll!

Damn! But what is this nonsense?

And that smell? Are you smoking marijuana?

Have you gone crazy? Where are you selling marijuana?

No Goth!

How inelegant, Goti!

I want to keep the house organized and you're making a fuss.

Then dad comes home and blames me!

But Fabiano. it's not so extreme. A simple joint!

What the hell! You're messing with my...

My commemorative doll...

25th anniversary of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"!

Have you gone crazy? I guard this with utmost care!

It's a limited edition. And you're playing with him!

Enough! Take this doll and no more lectures!

And you, Marcelo? Do you live here now? You've been here since this morning!

Very good, Goti. I'll be back before ten...

for the party.

Party? What are you talking about?

See you later, Goti!

Now let's get this story straight...

What party is this? Are you responsible?

Calm. Fabiano! I invited some friends to socialize...

Right! Friends who are going to come up here and touch my tapes,

enter our parents' room, disrupt everything!

I'll keep everything in order! No one will come up here!

I really hope so. I'll spend the night out...

but at dawn I'm back. If I find a straw out of place...

Start praying!

I'll keep everything in order! I swear, damn it!

Well: rule number one, no one touches my tapes!

Nobody's coming up here!

Rule number two. no one comes into my room!

No one will go up!

Rules three, four and five...

No sex, no drugs and no fuss!

All good!

You are warned: the responsibility is yours!

If anything happens, you are to blame!

Go to your bedroom!

How unfair! Bastard!

Tati?

Tati, and you?

Damn. Tati! What a funny joke!

Why are you so scared?

You keep wandering around the place and don't answer me!

I just arrived!

I'll call Goti.

He wants to talk to you about a party today.

I'm going out with Mathias. I just came to get my bag.

- Ask him to call my cell phone - I thought he had already called.

Aren't we having our graduation party tonight?

There will be a get together first at Goti's house.

And can Mathias go too?

I don't know. I didn't ask Goti.

Then I'll talk to him. Now I'm going out.

If we don't meet again, I'll see you at Goti's house.

Right. But wasn't that you walking around the house just now?

I already said no!

OK then...

Oh my! I forgot my cigarettes in the car!

And do you need to smoke now?

I am very nervous.

If I don't smoke now. I can't kiss her.

Wait here and I'll go to the car and be right back.

Do you think it's fun to mess with other people's cars?

Show yourself, bastard! I'll teach you a lesson!

Don't you have the courage?

Are you hiding? This one?

Mathias, and you?

- How are you, Elisha? - All good?

Do you know about the party at Goti's house?

Yes I know. The whole class will be there.

Did you hear they killed a girl?

What girl?

- I heard rumors that it was Cintia. - Cintia?!?

The one who studied with us?

My goodness, she was killed the day before our graduation!

- The city is getting dangerous. - You are completely right.

That's life.

Hello friends!

How are you? Did you find out about what happened?

Geison. Today is Friday the 13th! Happy birthday!

Gosh, how cute!

I hope you don't kill anyone today!

There are two comedians!

I came to tell you something serious and you prefer to make fun!

You are a joke! Since when are you serious?

It must be some nonsense in your head!

Shut up! Did you know that they killed Cintia?

That's what I was saying, Elisha!

But how did they kill her?

They ended her life. They made her stop breathing.

Killing, now!

But for what reason? Was it a robbery? A rape?

My mother was listening to the radio and I only heard the end.

It is said that she was killed for no reason.

Why for no reason?

That's what I heard! They simply killed her and her boyfriend.

- Wait, which one of the boyfriends?

Oh. Will you be at the party today?

Certainly!

And the get together?

What get together? I do not know anything.

You can stop pretending Goti invited me too.

What? How long will you go? What party is this?

Is your sister going, Tomas?

I think so, but she has no interest in you.

She went out with her boyfriend.

Maybe the killer got them both.

Don't joke about that!

But it could be like in "Scream" or in "Friday the 13th".

or in "I Know What You Did Last Summer"

Teenagers are always the targets. And when they are alone.

I bet they went for a walk in the woods and ended up gutted!

Enough, Elisha! This is going too far!

What if I said these things about your sister?

- I do not have a sister! - Then leave mine alone!

Well, I'm going to Ido's house to get some records that I lent him.

Invite him to the sentencing. His father is rich.

Maybe he can steal some wine for us.

Well done, friends. I'm going home. Call me.

Oh my! This Geison is boring!

Calm down, Elisha. This is the last day we will put up with him.

College awaits us!

You are warned, Goti.

I know you are responsible.

Leave the house organized and no clutter.

Otherwise?

I will kill, quarter and disembowel anyone who crosses my path!

Understood.

See you later. I'll be back at dawn.

If Mom calls, take a message.

- All good. - Right.

Hello?

Hello, Goti. Been talking.

How are things?

Everything is fine?

I'm here with Elisha.

Speak lake. Gone! You gave me a fright!

Eliseu told me about the gathering at his house for the graduation party.

Aren't you going to invite me?

I'm from the group, I want to go, too!

Let me talk to Elisha.

Wait a minute. Take it.

Hey, Goths! Give it to me!

Damn, Elisha! I didn't intend to invite that asshole Ido!

I blurted it out, Goti.

I came to get some CDs that I had lent him.

And I mentioned it by accident.

You're irresponsible!

Not my fault!

Tell him he can come now. What else can I do?

Understood. He said you can go.

Perfect!

Hi there, Elisha! What is separating?

Which of your records do I have?

Of the records that are here, half are mine!

Let me check this out properly!

You forgot one.

- Shakira. - That's not mine!

- It is not? - No!

Are you insinuating that it's mine? Take it!

Is not mine! I don't listen to effeminate music!

— It could just be yours! - No way!

- It's not mine! - You can take it!

Gone, I repeat: this CD is not mine! Get rid of him!

It's not mine either!

See, Ido! It was vaporized!

Ido, can you give me a ride to Garibaldi?

Do I look like a taxi driver?

I need to pick up a girl I invited.

Wow, Ido! Do me this favor!

Impossible. I don't have much gas.

Very cute, Ido!

Nobody wanted to invite him and I did!

Shame on you! Your evil—thankful!

All good. Let's go.

Thank you, Ido. I knew you would help me.

Hurry up, Goti!

You have half a minute to bring the girl.

- Tell me something. - Or what?

How am I?

You are hateful no matter what! Hurry up!

Hold on! Where did this rose come from?

From nowhere. Like what happens in movies.

- Hello! - Hello Niandra. I'm Goti.

I brought you a flower.

Pleasure to meet you.

Wow, you are just like I imagined! Identical to the portrait!

And you are much more beautiful in person.

You make me blush! Where are we going?

Come see my house. There is a gathering before the graduation party.

All good. But I promised my father that I would be back in 1 hour.

It's set.

A friend of mine is waiting with the car.

Amazing! Private driver and everything!

And this rose? How romantic!

You haven't seen anything yet.

- Hello friends. - Hello!

This is Niandra. Thomas. Larissa...

Nice to meet you.

Tomas, where are the others?

Marcelo and Eliseu are upstairs watching movies.

Geison was here a minute ago. I don't know where he went.

Those scoundrels! I promised my brother that no one would go up there!

Damn me! What is this racket?

Sit with us. We're watching films from your brother's collection.

I don't believe it!

When he finds out they messed with it, he's going to punch me!

Sit back with us and relax!

And this marijuana cigarette? Be careful not to burn the sofa!

- Goti, let's make peace! - Take a relaxing drag!

I don't believe it!

Oh my!

- Comrades, I'm going to see if I can find something in the fridge. - Come on, Ido.

So did you meet Goti today?

In fact, we have been talking to each other for a long time on the internet.

But this is the first time we've met.

I would love to find a suitor online.

But the boys are very immature.

I met each one who didn't expect Goti to be so adorable.

It's not the best way to wash the parts!

Are you going to the party after?

Good question. I need to check with Goti.

My father doesn't know I'm here and I need to come home early.

Stop this!

As Goti is taking so long...

Yes awesome! Where had he been?

- Niandra, would you like a beer? - No, thank you.

- Niandra, do you want to go up with me? - Yeah, of course.

My sister is late.

Give me the phone, I'll call her.

Very good. Goodbye.

Wasn't she out?

No. They have not returned home since that time.

Ido, do you know where the pantry is? I need to eat something, I'm hungry.

I do not know friend. I imagine it's right there.

I'll get us something to eat.

Wow, Goti, what a funny joke!

I'm really scared!

Enough of this joke! I will follow my path.

What is that?

Stop, Goti! This mockery has lost its charm!

- Larissa, would you like a beer? - No, Ido, thank you.

Oh! My head...

Enough of this buffoonery!

You almost broke my head, damn it!

I'm going to start breaking everything!

You bastard! Don't do that! No!

Enough! Gone? Elisha?

Shit! Get me out of here now!

Don't come any closer!

Don't come any closer!

Oh no! Don't kill me!

Larissa, I'm leaving.

That's it, leave me alone.

Guys, where is Goti?

He's with his girlfriend in the front room.

They are drinking champagne.

I'm going to the party to see how things are going.

But come back! We still have a lot of booze and marijuana!

See how things are and come tell us.

It's set.

- What was that? - Hey Goti...

I'll see how the party is going.

Very good. Take control of the gate...

...and a copy of the front key to be able to return.

Lock everything when you leave.

Understood! See you later.

What's going on here?

Oh my!

Wow, Niandra, I so wanted you to go to the party with me.

But since you need to get home early, we could do something else.

- Why don't we stay here? - Here?

My older brother will come back and punch me because of the disorder.

Older brothers are all the same.

Damn bottle!

- Goti, how about we go to your room? - It's very messy.

Better than nothing!

- You win. Let's go. - Let's go.

Damn bottle!

Hell, Elisha! Bring more tapes!

Calm down! I'm looking for the best ones.

Are there no pornographic films?

I just found these.

Your glass is there.

Let's go to my room. Behave yourself and stop breaking things!

Hurry up and shut up! Here, Elisha. Take a puff.

Better put on my glasses for social events.

I'll be a knockout!

I don't even know if the party will be good after all...

Can I put on music?

- Go ahead. - Let me choose...

Do not look! Its a surprise!

Niandra... I think we should fool around.

Wow, you're so romantic, aren't you?

Niandra, I think you are beautiful and pleasant, and we talked for so long.

I like you too, Goti. But I fear losing you as a friend.

You won't lose me! We will be even more friends!

Let's do this...

I'll get a beer and we'll see how everything goes.

— Okay, but don't delay. - I'll be back soon.

Today must be my lucky day...

I'm handsome! I'm handsome!

Say it, Elisha!

Hurry up! Come see what I found!

I am on my way!

Sorry, I interrupted you.

It was nothing. Do you want to sit down and watch the porn movie?

I can't. I'll talk to Goti.

“Do you want to sit down and watch the movie”??? You really are a fool!

Goti, here's the beer... But where has he gone?

That's weird...

- Sorry to interrupt you again. - It was nothing

Have you seen Goti? He was in the room and disappeared.

He should be in one of the bathrooms.

There are more bathrooms than people in this house.

But where are the others? Its quiet here.

She's right, mate. Where are Tomas and Larissa?

Probably fooling around in some corner.

And what about Geison?

Probably returned home. Who cares about that fool?

But it's strange that they all disappeared like that.

They're down there! Stop worrying for nothing!

I'll call them and be right back.

Hi, I'm Marcelo. How are you, miss?

He's taking a long time to get back.

I'm fed up with this! I'll look for him..

and I hope it's not some bad joke.

Do not go, Marcelo! Don't leave me alone!

What are you afraid of?

A masked killer? That was just what was missing!

Niandra! I didn't find anyone!

Where has this girl been?

I need to find a weapon!

Woah!

Here is someone...

Marcelo, are you crazy? What are you doing with this gun?

Oh my God! Want to give me a heart attack?

I called you so far! Didn't you hear me?

I screamed your name several times!

And I was looking everywhere for Goti!

Goti is dead! Everyone is dead!

- What a funny joke! — Go to the room and see! I'm serious!

There's a killer in this house! They're all dead!

- Enough of this joke! - I'm serious!

It can't be true, Marcelo! Is he really dead?

They're all dead! There's a killer in this house!

Let's get out of here. If anyone shows up. I shoot.

Okay, let's go!

- Niandra, wait! - What is it?

There may be someone still alive. I didn't see Larissa, nor Geison.

And what are we going to do?

Here's the plan: you stay here with the revolver...

Wait with the gun while I go check if anyone is left.

All good. but be quick! Do not leave me alone!

- Quickly, Marcelo! - If someone appears, shoot!

Oh my God

My God, Marcelo, hurry up! This can't be happening...

It even looks like a movie!

Marcelo, quick!

Is there anyone there? Marcelo!

I will kill and dismember anyone who crosses my path!

You do not know me. My name is Geison.

Those bastards have ridiculed me for the last ten years!

Always because of my name. Geison here, Geison there...

I didn't even know who Jason was. My mother doesn't let me go to the movies.

She thinks that cinema is the devil's thing.

I only saw "Friday the 13th" about two months ago.

But it was from this film that I got the idea for my revenge.

Kill them one by one and make them pay for what they did...

...to me for my whole life!

Let me go! I never did anything to you!

No! To serve as a witness? Never!

I'm going to kill everyone, call the police and tell them that the killer...

was Goti's brother!

Fanatic of horror films as he is, everyone will believe him!

I will be the only survivor!

This time Geison will be the hero, not the villain of the story!

They will make films about me!

Please! For God's sake!

God??? What do you know about God?

God was the worst of murderers! It's all in the Bible!

No, Geison! Please don't!

No, Geison... Please...

No, Geison!

For God's sake! Please do not!

I never did anything to you! I swear!

- Take this, you bastard! - My God!

Elisha, what is this blood? What happened to you?

It's not mine, it's Tomas's!

This weakling killed the others!

Did you listen to his explanation? Has he gone crazy?

Stone cold crazy! Come on, we have to get out of here!

Curses! And the key? It must be with Goti!

- Goti is up there. - Well, go call him!

Impossible. Goti is dead.

Oh God! So let's go to him.

- Hey Marcelo! - Did you find anyone else alive?

- I looked, but they're all dead. - It was Geison who killed them!

Serious? Is that slacker the killer?

I buried an ax in his back back there.

We have to get the key from Goti because the door is locked.

You fool! Open this door from below, you don't need the key!

Well then, let's go!

- Are you sure it's Geison? - Of course!

Didn't I say I gave him an ax?

For someone who was hit with an axe, he looks pretty healthy to me!

And why don't you take the ax and try to hit him?

Well, I'll do just that! Geison's lameness doesn't scare me!

—Leave it to me! - We need to hide!

Geison, get out of my way or I'll split your head open!

Take this!

Very good, Carla. I'll be back later.

Perfect! I already have a suitor for later.

Listen, Elisha! Hear that?

- Car noise! - And Ido! He returned!

What the hell?

Careful, ldo!

Oh my God! Ido, he's going to kill you!

They're trying to trick me!

Chord...

But what's going on here?

I want to know who's there!

You scoundrel! I'm going to kill you!

You messed with the wrong person!

I need to find help.

A memento...

Elisha, can you hear something?

I heard some screams, but now nothing. Geison must have caught Ido too!

Is Ido dead? I can't take it anymore! What will we do?

- I'll catch him! - What?

I'll try to distract him so you can escape.

Oh Elisha! I am scared! Do not leave me here alone!

Don't forget. Niandra: I hit him and you run away!

Geison, you bitch! This is your end!

Scoundrel!

Scoundrel!

Scoundrel!

No, damn it! Don't do that!

Was this the person who intended to end me?

There's no point in running, whore!

I have something in store for you!

Geison, please let me go! I never did anything to you!

What? Did she give up on running away?

Geison, leave me alone! I didn't do anything to you!

- Your time has come! - Please don't!

Elisha! Want to give me a heart attack?

Elisha, my God! We need to take him to the hospital urgently!

See your status! You are severely injured!

What about Geison?

I hit him with a machete. He's dead.

You forgot the last scare!

You bastard!

Nianda, help me!

Die, bastard!

Let's get out of here before he rises again.

Come on, quick!

What will we do, Elisha?

Let's go to the hospital and then call the police.

- But what about the key? - Curses! The key!

- And now? - He must be with Ido.

What will we do?

I'll go get her.

If you hear any screams, jump over the gate,

run away, do anything.

Elisha, why doesn't he die? What will we do?

My friend is sure that I will die if we don't find a hospital!

And are we going to leave it there? If he escapes?

If he escapes. We'll finish him off in the sequel!