Original subtitles

All: [ Harmonizing ] ♪ We

♪ Are in the future

♪ Here we are in the future

♪ And it's bright

♪ Ah

♪ I can't believe

♪ We've come so far

♪ "Steven Universe: Future"

♪ Here we are

♪ "Steve Universe: Future"

♪♪

Rainbow Quartz: Thank you, Explorer Cow, for saving us

from this dastardly bandit guy.

Onion: [ Mumbles ]

For your heroic efforts, please accept money.

Our city was a mess without you,

but now, well, I suppose it's still a mess.

It's been so fun playing,

but now we have to clean, which is also fun.

Are you ready to tidy up?

Oh, Onion, don't be that way.

Your best friend Rainbow will help you tidy up.

Let's get things a little more animated in here.

♪♪

♪ Stick by stick, the little blackbird builds a nest ♪

♪ A mess to some, but the little blackbird isn't stressed ♪

♪ Stick by stick, the little blackbird builds a nest ♪

♪ And then he naps 'cause even blackbirds need to rest ♪

♪ The fun won't stop if you have a friend around ♪

♪ The fun won't stop if you have a friend around ♪

♪ And when you laugh, it is my favorite sound ♪

♪ And that's what life is all about ♪

What the?

♪♪

Next time, wash your dishes.

Can you...

please explain what this is?

All right. [ Smooching ]

Thank you for the kisses.

[ Cellphone buzzing ]

Okay, I'm going to need like 5 minutes.

[ Buzzing continues ]

Steven, you're late.

I need you for the Sunstone safety geminar.

Oh, no, that was today?

But Rainbow Quartz promised to hang out with Onion t--

Don't worry. I'll handle the geminar.

I'll explain to them every possible future

where they get hurt in this house.

I don't know if that's a good idea.

I'll be right there.

Pearl, I'll be back as soon as I can.

Will you hang out with Onion while I'm gone?

Of course. He's been a dream for Rainbow.

I can take things from here. Are you sure?

I'm sure it'll be fine.

Oh, look at him now, making a collage.

Uh...

Heaven Beetle, Earth Beetle,

there's a future where you fall into the garbage disposal

and nobody notices until it's too late.

I got to go, but I'll be back as soon as I can.

Take your time. We'll be fine here.

[ Gasps ] Wow, Onion, that's a beautiful bag of hair.

Whose is it?

[ Seagulls crying ]

I slip on the stairs?

Yes, you shatter on impact.

[ Both scream ]

Garnet, I'm here.

Steven, help. I think I'm scaring them.

It's okay. We got this.

Let's get this safety geminar started

with a very special guest speaker.

♪♪

Your rocking pal Sunstone's here to shine.

Watch out, Sunstone. It's dangerous in here.

Not if you practice home safety.

Don't slip up. Clear objects off the stairs.

Foul shot!

Make sure you cover your trash,

or you might attract wild animals.

Come on. Let's go.

Don't leave the water running. It could flood your house.

Put protective covers on electrical outlets,

especially when kids are around.

And, most importantly, turn off motion smoothing on your TV.

Wow, everything looks so much better.

[ Cellphone buzzing, cheering on TV ]

All right. Hold tight. I got to take a phone call.

In the meantime, check out this commercial.

Hey, all you gems out there in the universe.

Have you been feeling lost and confused in this new era?

Then come on down to Little Home School.

[ Buzzing continues ]

Hey, Pearl, how's it going?

Hi, Steven. [ Chuckles nervously ]

Just wondering if you're coming back soon.

[ Clattering ]

Is everything all right over there?

Well, just as soon as you left,

Onion got a little...frustrated.

He's really doing a number on the house.

I think he misses Rainbow.

I'll be right there.

Rainbow is back!

Now, now, Onion,

we do not go about hitting things, all right?

My, did all that havoc make you sleepy?

Why don't we take a little nap?

And off we go.

Rest well.

[ Footsteps approaching rapidly ]

Off we go again.

♪♪

♪♪

All right, Onion. Last one.

Oh, dear, I wonder how Garnet is doing.

Garnet, I'm back. I --

What happened?

Hey, Steven. We set up a home safety obstacle course,

but then we got distracted.[ Buzzer sounds on TV ]

[ Gasps ] Motion smoothing?

It's great for football.

Everybody out of the house.

All right. Change of scenery.

You guys want to see something cool?

The cool thing is that I'm wearing...

...a helmet.

All: Ooh!

Ahh!

Now you're getting it.

All right. Next lesson.

[ Car horn blares ]Whoa, hold up!

You know what's also cool?

Respect.

Respecting crosswalk signals, that is.

♪♪

You're doing great.

[ Crosswalk signal beeping ]

[ Cellphone buzzing ]

[ Sighs ]

Please, please have everything under control.

Steven, everything is out of control!

Yep. It's getting really weird here.

Steven, you were never like this.

You were such a good kid.

I'm so sorry I never told you that.

Aah! I-I can hear him, but I can't see him.

I think he's in the walls. I don't know how he got there.

And I don't know how to get him out!

[ Gasps ]

Garnet, can you handle things on your own for a little bit?

No problem. Our students love me.

Let me tell you all the ways you can get hit by a car.

Ah, Garnet, forget it. I'll stay. I'll stay.

[ Cellphone buzzes ] Steven, there's a snake!

Never mind. Aah!

[ Door creaks ]

Hello?

Steven! Aah! Pearl!

It's not safe here. Hide!

Pearl, you got to chill out.

[ Glass breaks ]

Steven, no, the danger!

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

Aah! That's it!

[ Light switch clicks ]

Oh. What?

Aw, I guess he really wants Rainbow and cookies.

Wait, is he going to jump? Onion, don't you do it.

Onion! It's okay, I'll catch you, Onion!

Okay, th-th-that's fine, too.

Oh, are you going to share some with me?

[ Gasps ]

Nope. Nope.

Come here, you naughty dumpling.

Gotcha.

Why play with sharp objects

when you can play with my sharp wit?

Crack jokes, not cookie jars, as I always say. Ha ha!

But I'll tell you what isn't a joke -- this horrendous mess.

Now, this just won't do.

♪♪

Phew! You are quite the handful, my boy [laughs] literally.

Okay, you're coming with me.

It's important to keep in mind that all these horrible things

did happen to you in alternate timelines.

Safety is fun.

Hey, Garnet, how's about taking another student?

I'm feeling a little...

[ Sighs ]

You shouldn't have brought him here, Steven.

No, no, no, it's fine. I-It's good.

No one needs safety training more than Onion.

I'm combining all my responsibilities

into one responsibility.

It's -- It's brilliant. It's fine. I'm fine.

Really, I'm fine. It's fine. I'm fine.

Huh?

[ Grass whistles ]

Ooh!

I'm fine. I'm fine.

Really, just fine.

Huh?

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

[ Wind whistles ]

Oh, no!

Steven, quick, Sunstone can save them.

Okay.

Oh, yeah!

No, let Rainbow save them.

I'll catch them with this.

Hey, wait, I need Steven.

What is it, Amethyst?

I just miss you, man.

I haven't seen you for like 11 minutes.

Steven!

I shouldn't have overbooked my schedule.

[ Groans ]

No!

Hey, kids, don't let this happen to you.

Always try to manage your time wisely.

You can't be everywhere at once.

Don't pull a Steven, am I right?

Speaking of which, hey,

shouldn't you kids be at your guitar lessons?

But we don't have any g-- [ Gasps ]

Wowzers! Thanks, Sunstone!

No problem, dude.

It's cool to want to help people,

but it's also cool to just say you're too busy.

Who are you talking to? Ow!

And most importantly, never jump off a cliff,

unless you're a trained professional, that is.

♪♪

♪ Just a little time

♪ Just a little something else instead ♪

♪ Just a little time