Original subtitles

Hey, how about that check?

Yeah, ain't every guy's old lady takes off while he's in the joint.

Going home, I thought?

Yeah.

Are your old lady out there?

Yeah.

Sweet thing like that on the outside.

I think I'd want to stay out of here.

Is that it?

That's it.

You stay out of trouble now, you hear?

Alice!

No!

Alice!

Is this so good?

Oh, I waited so long for this day.

He won't be back.

Oh, God.

Wax the car, huh?

Uh-huh.

Nice.

Let's get out of here.

Rocky, decide.

I know you wasn't parole.

I've done my time.

Yeah, three years, six months.

They'd have given you ten more if it had been first degree.

Pig, open the gate.

I'm going home.

I hope the next time that fuckhead messes up, somebody fills him full of holes.

They will.

You're going to town.

I'll take a ride.

See you, Rocky.

The bus leaves in a half hour.

Fuck the bus.

I ain't got time.

Joe, we were going to stop at the cabin by the lake, you know?

And I thought we'd like to do that.

Hmm.

You can at least sit down.

Let's get out of here.

Hey, beer.

You stay here, huh, Rocky?

You and the old lady are a lot of catching up to do.

Honey, it's so good to be home.

Oh, come here.

Good.

Joey.

Oh, Joey, I'm so glad you're home.

Honey, give me some head, please.

It's been so long.

Oh, honey.

Oh.

Oh, honey.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Joey.

Joe.

Oh.

Oh.

Joe.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Get the fuck out of here.

It's my turn now.

You had yours.

Hey, you gotta be kidding.

This is my old lady.

I ain't kidding.

Any more of them guys fuck you.

Any ass was kidding.

Why, you motherfucker.

Come on, tough guy.

Joe!

Stop it!

Oh, no!

Don't hit him!

Stop it!

Stop!

Screw your old lady.

Stop it!

You bastard!

You bastard!

Don't hit him again!

No!

Come on, sweetie.

You and me are going to be sweethearts.

Stop it!

Let go!

All I want is a little pussy.

Let go!

I'm crazy!

You're crazy!

Joe!

Joe, please help me!

Shut up, you little slut.

The prunk can't help you.

Now it's my turn.

Please!

You're gonna get yours.

Please!

Fuck your ass.

Leave me alone!

Don't touch me!

You bastard!

You really hurt Joe!

Joe!

Joe, help!

Fuck your ass.

Leave me alone!

Come on, you dumb cunt.

Get your tight little pussy up here.

Leave me alone!

I'm gonna fuck you in the ass and pull you out.

Don't!

Leave me alone!

Leave me alone!

Stop!

Get off me!

Wait!

Wait!

Don't hurt Joe!

Please!

Don't hurt Joe!

Anybody?

Just fuck me, okay?

Fuck me now.

Go ahead, fuck me.

That's it.

Easy.

Easy.

Fuck me.

Shut up.

Do what I want when I'm ready.

Please, do it now.

Please, hurry.

Easy.

Please, put it in.

Stretch it, you sleeve.

Want me to bust your ass?

Don't tighten it up.

I'm gonna get it cut out there.

I'm gonna get it in.

Shit.

Good cut.

Shit.

Shit.

Good cut.

Shit.

Three fucking hours and I'm getting it.

God damn.

Get down there.

Don't.

Please, just hurry.

Shit.

Shit.

Joe.

What?

Hey, stay over there, punk.

Hey, don't come near me, you dumb bastard.

I'm gonna kick your teeth out.

You come near me.

Joe, don't.

Just leave him alone.

Leave him alone.

He'll be through.

Dad, leave him.

Stay back.

God damn, I'll kill you.

Oh, that's...

God damn.

Shit.

Joe.

That cut.

I'm gonna even jerk off.

Shit.

Motherfucker.

I'll never get it nowhere.

Shit.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

You're a bumfuck.

Shit.

Shake it all off.

You dumb bastard.

Oh, Joe.

God suckers.

Oh.

Are you okay?

See the naked man and naked woman.

Make love on stage.

Or make your love for the president.

Danny, how you doing?

Hi, John.

This is Heroy.

Take care of this guy, will you?

Johnny, is it?

I'll cost a name.

Give me a cup of coffee, would you, honey?

We're the enormous productions, Johnny.

I got a line of magazines here you gotta see.

It's a hot new line, Johnny.

Let me tell you.

A whole new concept.

Well, I guess...

You haven't told me anything like that.

You can do that?

I'd like to try with you.

I think so.

Johnny.

Johnny.

I don't have to tell you how important fantasy is in a business like ours, do I?

Arco, my business is selling fantasy.

You don't have to tell me how important fantasy is.

Johnny, I'll cost a name.

I don't mean... Look, see this store?

It's one big fantasy hype.

Look how big she is.

Well...

I guess he really is.

That's all him.

Is it?

Sure, look at the way he's drawing in.

I don't think I can tell.

Sorry, but the enormous concept is all about...

Look at this, Bill.

I wonder what this is for.

Jim, I really don't know.

Listen, Marge, I think we ought to just... Look at this one.

Wow.

We can put one in me and what will we do with the other one?

Hey, Marge.

You know, I think we ought to just...

Come on, we can have fun.

Every man wants to be a doctor.

Every man wants to be a gynecologist.

Every man wants to get a woman into the privacy of a doctor's office.

Johnny, that's what makes Doctor's Office such a hot seller.

It fulfills every man's secret fantasy... to be a doctor or a gynecologist.

I mean, you know that every man desires...

to penetrate the privacy of the Doctor's Office.

Yeah, you don't have to tell me.

Some Johns want to give me enemas and examinations, too.

Oh, yeah?

Well, Doctor's Office got it all.

Instruments, examinations, penetrations, everything.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Hmm.

Oh, Doctor!

Oh, Doctor!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Johnny!

Johnny!

Johnny!

Johnny!

Johnny!

Johnny, Johnny, God, it's really hard to get your attention sometimes.

Are you back in the world of reality?

Well, I got to go now.

Bye.

Johnny, let me show you the rest of this magazine now.

This doctor's office magazine has everything in it that you possibly want to see.

It's got instruments, it's got doctor shots, it's

got fantasies, it's got everything you want in it.

Johnny, come on, look, give me a break.

Well, what is this?

Johnny, this is your lover.

Where is it?

It's not my birthday.

Ready for this party.

Party time.

Ready for this one?

Good for you.

And I told you, $400 for this story.

All right.

You must be fancy.

Oh, yes.

Look out.

What's up?

This ain't bad.

Ain't nothing.

I just don't afraid of wine.

Really?

Yeah.

Hard pizza, Ben?

It's better than this.

I agree with you.

Roy, sweetie, you don't know from Greece.

Let me tell you.

Tell me what?

Last week, I picked up this sailor, John.

The guy looked all right, you know.

Looked like a good trip.

This cat was such a grease breaker.

Grease?

Geez.

What a trip.

What did he do?

That motherfucker smeared me from head to

toe with some awful kind of black gooey shit.

Oh, no.

Took me two weeks to get rid of the smell.

Johnny, how long are you going to stand there with that

pizza in your hand and that dumb expression on your face?

What?

Huh?

Jesus, Johnny, remind me to never mention Greece around you again.

What a disappearing act.

Well, God has certainly gotten to you.

One of these days, you won't be able to separate your fantasies from your reality.

Well, when that happens, I'm going to put all

four of you in one big dream and make it real.

The hell you are, mister.

Oh, Roy.

Jealousy in you?

How charming.

How charming.

I heard him.

You will not believe this show until you have actually seen it.

Greetings to all of our United States, the galaxy, and the world.

This is part of the Walt Disney series.

Bye, Roy.

So long.

Bye.

Take them easy, but take it.

Help it.

What's the matter, bitch?

Can't you get it in?

No, I can't.

It's too big.

Ah, fuck it.

Why don't you give me some head?

Okay.

Don't pump it so much.

Use your mouth.

Suck it.

Ah, ah.

Look around the edge.

Use your teeth and nibble on it.

Ah, not like that.

You've got to do it like this.

Jesus.

That's really far out.

I don't believe it.

Jesus, I've never seen anything like that.

Here, look at it around like that.

Hmm.

Ooh.

Oh, ah.

That must be a pretty hard stunt to learn.

Nah, you can do it.

No, I'd never reach.

I'd never be able to do it.

Sure, come on.

Try it.

Okay.

No, I can't go down that far.

It's easy.

Come on, here.

I'll give you a hand.

Ah.

Just a little further.

No, no.

That's it.

No.

No.

Come on, honey.

Kiss your little pussy.

That's it, girl.

That's it.

Just a little further.

See how easy it is?

Ah, fuck.

Hi, Johnny.

Hi.

Hello.

Hi, girl.

What's up?

You're here kind of early.

Where's Danny?

Ah, he wasn't feeling good tonight, so I came in early for him.

Well, I'd rather see Johnny than Danny any day.

Yeah, he's a sourpuss, you know.

Well, that's the way he says that on you.

I shouldn't wonder.

Really?

Yeah.

Loved it.

That's it.

He's Mr. Faddle tree, man.

Bless the tree.

Ah.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Hiya, folks.

Would you like to see the world's finest collection of adult toys?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Now, this is a dildo.

Strap this massive tool over your little twiggy, and

give your old lady a ride that she'll never forget.

Ah?

While you beat her bloody ass silly with this.

Yeah?

Yeah.

And then, you tie her up with this.

All these.

Yeah.

Johnny.

Wait.

Wait.

Johnny.

And then, this.

This.

You really want to give her a buzz that'll put her lights out.

You really get her off.

Our stimulomatic special.

I bet they're into cock rings and stuff like that.

A foreign kid, you don't even have it in your hand.

Yeah, could be.

Could be.

Could be.

She probably stuffs a roof up his ass.

You know, one of those knotted things.

Bye-bye, Johnny.

Bye-bye, Johnny.

We're going to leave you to your customers.

Bye-bye.

Johnny.

Johnny.

Johnny.

Johnny.

Johnny.

Johnny.

Johnny.

I

really like this.

It's really big.

It's just 3 pounds.

I want to feel it too.

I want to feel it too.

More.

More.

I love shovels.

It feels so good.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Let's go.

Hey, give me a ticket to the movie.

Come on, give me a ticket.

Hey, give me a ticket to the movie.

Hey, you.

Give me a ticket.

Come on, give me a ticket.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Here.

Hey, Eddie, my man.

Hey, Johnny, how's it going, pal?

All right, who brings you by here tonight?

Hey, Johnny, we finally got it together, man.

We're going to have the ball.

The ball.

No.

You really made it happen, huh?

No shit, Johnny, no shit.

And this here's the poster.

Dig the name.

Blood and Mother's Milk.

First annual leather ball for whores, pimps, queens, queers, for sadists,

masochists, slaves, and masters.

Music, drink, costumes, and must.

Andy, you really got it together.

You're making it happen, right?

Johnny, let me tell you how it's going to happen.

First, it's going to be invitation only.

But, Johnny, it's free.

It's going to be a blowout.

Wow.

It's an incredible job, man.

Poster, the concept.

Yeah, these tickets are for close friends.

People who do the costume thing, seriously.

So I got one for you and your old lady.

Thanks.

And by the way, where is your old lady?

Oh, she's working by now.

Well, listen, I got ten invites.

I want you to pass them around.

To my friends?

Friends, right.

Okay.

Let me have one of those.

That looks like fun.

Hey, wait a minute.

You can't do that.

That's okay.

I like freaky things.

Give me that fucking ticket.

Don't worry.

I'll come in costume.

I'll see you at the ball.

Hey, you can't do that.

Jesus, did you see the size of that guy?

Did you see the look in his eyes?

Yeah, he was a heavy monster.

Well, I got nine tickets anyway.

See you at the ball.

Yeah, that's what he said.

Hi.

Hi.

Working tonight?

Yeah.

The date you're looking for, it'll cost you.

Well, if you're a good sport, I'll give you a hundred.

A good sport?

What the fuck is a good sport?

What are you, some sort of freak or something?

Yeah, I just said that.

Well, you are.

It'll cost you more.

I'll see you at the ball.

Before?

Because I'm a business woman.

And I don't trust nobody.

Come on, honey.

Let's go get juicy.

This is it.

How do you like it?

What's your name?

Bill, what's yours?

Rice.

Oh, far out.

Mmm, that's some tool you got there.

Yeah, you like it, huh?

What's this special trip you have in mind for me, Bill?

Oh, that's good.

Oh, nothing special.

Just this little collar here I'd like you to try on.

Okay, but no hurting.

Got that?

Sure.

Let's get on the bed and you can show me this little collar of yours.

Mmm.

Ooh, Daddy, that feels good.

Ow, too tight.

Now you're gonna be my lady.

What do you mean?

What do you want me to do?

You know, like a horny lady.

Like a bitch in heat.

I said no hurting.

Come on, bitch.

Suck it some more.

Come on, lick it around the head.

That's it.

That's good.

You give a lot better head than that other bitch.

Well, looky here, a shaved pussy.

I sure do like to finger fuck a shaved pussy.

Well, if this don't turn you on, I got a hunk of meat that will.

Come on, get your ass up in the air and earn your money.

Doggy style.

How's this feel, poochie?

Come on, my little bitch.

Get it on, pooch.

Come on.

Come on, fucker.

Always want to fuck a dog.

A tailless dog.

Ride him, cowboy.

Get it on, doggy.

You moan and groan like a cat, but you sound like a dog.

Take it easy.

I always want to fuck a redhead.

You know, red hair.

My mother had red hair.

Oh, oh, oh, Deeper.

Oh, Deeper.

Roll over, bitch.

No.

Branch with my hand.

No.

No.

Shit.

Don't want me to treat you like a dog, huh?

You don't like it?

Come on, here.

You don't like it, huh?

Well, I got something here for you.

No.

No.

No.

You prick.

No.

No.

How's that for you, bitch?

Oh, shit.

No.

No.

Get your hand off.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Are you fine?

No.

Scream.

No.

Poor doggy.

Get it down to the dog pond, we will.

You son of a bitch.

You bloody bastard.

Yeah, scream bitch, it doesn't matter.

No, it doesn't matter.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Shit.

Fucked up two cents worth of vodka.

Dumb cunt.

Yeah.

Scream.

Wipe the cunt.

Yeah.

Yeah, pretty good.

Probably give me a clap.

Bitch.

Another bottle of vodka.

Shit.

Royce.

Royce, you here?

Jesus Christ.

Oh, Joey.

I want to go to bed.

It's all right.

It's all right.

Come here.

It's all right.

It's all right.

I'm here, honey.

Oh, thank you for taking care of me, Johnny.

What happened?

Tell me what happened.

Oh, it was a trick.

He paid me $200 for some freak scene.

Go and see if he ripped me off, Johnny.

It's in my purse.

There's nothing here.

Nothing.

Oh, God.

No money.

No money.

That motherfucker.

He came home so sweet.

I didn't figure it for no trouble.

Then he put this collar on me and started smashing me around the room.

And then he stuck a bottle up my ass.

Oh, Joey.

Look, my tit.

He burnt me with a cigarette.

And he smashed me around the room.

Then he got off.

Jesus, he was big.

Big?

Big.

How big?

How big, Royce?

Like, like, big.

Like seven feet tall.

Jesus.

What?

There's this big guy who came in the store earlier this evening.

Really mean.

Really mean looking.

He snatched this ticket out of Andy's hand and he took off.

Big and mean?

That sounds like the guy.

Give me the phone, will ya?

I gotta call Blossom and tell her to warn the girls.

Here, I'll dial it for you.

Here, it's ringing.

Hi, Blossom.

This is Royce.

Yeah.

I just got the living shit beat out of me and I wanted to... What?

No shit.

Ah, fuck.

What'd she say, Royce?

Oh, wait a minute.

Johnny, Blossom says somebody beat up this little junky whore, made her give herself

head and snapped her back and scared the shit out of her.

Blossom talked to the chick and she said a giant made her do it.

It's gotta be the same guy.

Blossom, we're trying to figure something out.

We'll call you back.

Yeah, thanks.

Bye-bye.

You know, you could be right.

If this is the same guy...

God, I'd like to get that motherfucker.

He almost killed that little junky whore.

And I'll tell you, Johnny, I'm hurting.

I think it's possible to get him.

Remember those tickets I mentioned of Andy's?

Yeah, so what?

Well, he comes in the store today, you know,

and he finally's got his S&M B&D party together.

He has this poster, blood and mother's milk.

Oh, Johnny, do I have to listen to all this?

Just listen.

So I pick us up a couple of the tickets, because of Andy and all.

And, oh, besides, his costume.

So he gives me ten tickets to distribute, you know, to our friends.

All of a sudden, this big guy grabs one out of his hand and takes off.

So?

So the guy who beat you up and almost killed the little junky chick will

probably be at Andy's party in some kind of costume.

Oh, God, Johnny, do you think?

Yeah.

Yeah, I do think.

I think we can lead this motherfucker in some kind of trap and fix his ass good.

Now listen.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Woo!

Oh!

Oh!

Hey, he's here.

He's here.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.

Vroom,

vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.

Hey, what did I do, huh?

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.

Oh, come on!

Where do you go on Friday night?

Are you searching for something you know you'll find?

Are you searching with something in mind?

Where do you go on Friday night?

Are you searching for something you know you'll find?

Are you searching everywhere?

But mama, don't you worry about a thing.

So one day you'll wake up and open your eyes

and find out the darkness was just a disguise.

Turn on the lights and don't be surprised if you find yourself dancing on a cloud.

Where do you go when you cruise around town?

Are you searching for something you can hold and feel?

Are you searching for something that is real?

Where do you go when you go outside?

Are you searching for something you know you'll find?

Are you searching for something you know you'll find?

Turn on the lights and don't be surprised if you find yourself dancing on a cloud.

But mama, don't you worry about a thing.

So one day you'll wake up and open your eyes

and find out the darkness was just a disguise.

Turn on the lights and don't be surprised if you find yourself dancing on a cloud.

But mama, don't you worry about a thing.

So one day you'll wake up and open your eyes

and find out the darkness was just a disguise.

Turn on the lights and don't be surprised if you find yourself dancing on a cloud.

Turn on the lights and don't be surprised if you find yourself dancing on a cloud.

Turn on the lights and don't be surprised if you find yourself dancing on a cloud.

Turn on the lights and don't be surprised if you find yourself dancing on a cloud.

Hey!

What are you doing with my legs?

One, two, three, four, five... Welcome to the party, Rocky!

Remember me, Rocky?

What's the matter, Rocky?

Meet my face!

From San Quentin, huh?

You're going back to San Quentin!

What

are you going to do with that thing?

Hey!

Bye, Rocky!

Bye, Rocky,

I'm full of shit!

Bye, Rocky, I'm full of shit!

Bye, Rocky, I'm full of shit!

Goodbye, Rocky,

I'm full of shit!

Bye, Rocky, I'm full of shit!

See you at the party, Rocky.