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Butterfly, from now on, you'd be independent.

You'd forget your ex-husband, Chuen.

You'd be like a boxer, cope with every challenge.

Never fail!

The sleeping princess wakes up

and become beautiful queen.

Kidding!

How can you write such silly thing?

Silly? Why?

When Chuen courted me,

he always talked to me like this.

Your husband is a cop! How can you trust a cop?

When a man courts a woman ,

he will tell whatever pleasing you.

Like my husband Fred .

He said he was a bird with no legs.

He'll fly in the wind ,

until the day he die.

And after 3 months of our marriage,

he stopped flying. But he doesn't die!

- Mom! - Coming.

You said you've a cousin who is a film director.

And he'll hire me to write him a script.

Yes.

What kind of film has he directed?

Art film!

- What name? - "Virgin's Scripture".

Really artistic!

Be frank, we're friends.

l can't help you in money,

but I'll take care of you.

- Mom . - Coming.

My kid is making trouble again.

- What's the name again? - "Virgin's Scripture".

Bye!

Jinx, that beauty is now jogging.

- Come on! - Yeah. . .

- Be quick! - Go!

Good morning, Miss.

What is it?

Are you jogging?

lt's helpless!

- Your breast will drop! - Yeah!

lt's none of your business!

Don't bully girl! What do you want?

l just want to help you to tighten it.

Jinx!

So odd.

Officer Lui.

Head or stomach.

We just want to play with her.

We are neighbours, we won't indecent assault her.

We didn't. . .

Head or stomach?

- Don't. . . - Stomach!

You gangsters!

If I see you . . .

bully her again,

I'll arrest you all!

Oh! A cop!

- Go! - Let's go!

Miss Wong, l am your neighbour.

- My name is Lui , Keith. - Surname Keith?

No, Keith Lui !

I always see you. . .

working at night.

Are you used to work overnight?

He knows my name, he knows I am working overnight too.

He is probably a bad egg.

You have good observation! See you.

I understand! One should be alert is meeting new friends.

The society makes us behave like this.

I won't blame you, Miss Wong!

You'll understand me one day.

I'm a man of righteousness!

Luckily no one saw it.

Kidding! What sort of art film it is?

It's X-rated script!

It's a script anyway!

Many people

love watching X-rated film!

Yeah, Auntie, Mom always watches them.

Nosy! I watch it for you dad only!

I've to meet his teacher! Remember the deposit!

Bye!

I wonder Miss Wong understands me or not.

That's too much!

Why am l that poor!

X-rated film?

I always write novels for children.

My God! I need to call horny Kuen.

I coming.

It's not new!

I can write about Snow White and Seven Dwarfs?

Everything is ready.

I can go there alone.

Go home early.

I'm poor! Why don't you save me?

I have to go.

It's ridiculous!

I'll call Chuen! With cheerfuI voice!

Who is it?

It's me.

Why do you call that late?

Next time, call to my office.

Don't call to my home, OK?

My wife

Quarreled severely with me last night!

I'm your wife too! But ex-wife!

This is old. . . Honey!

I'll treat you acid next time!

It's none of my business!

She called me.

Miss Wong . . .

May I know anybody home?

Since no one is here,

I'd better shut the door first

to see what she writes.

A waken princess

becomes a queen. Romantic.

She must be a lonely queen.

Oh My god! I'm in trouble.

- Can you recognise me? - No.

Who are you? Why did you come to my home?

See! l've sugar cane!

Give way. . .

- Get lost! - Don't!

Be careful. Don't push me! I'll kill you with sugar cane.

I can kill you too!

I know how to throw the sugar cane.

I am good . See?

I know it too!

- I'll kill you! - Kill you!

I quit!

- Where is it? - Officer Lui .

Why don't you take the lift?

I just want to test whether it is faster of not taking a lift.

- Don't bully others. - Yes. . .

Butterfly, you are useless!

You fail both in your career & love life!

I'm coming.

See how lucky they are!

Why'd you stay in this cruel world?

I hurt my small finger! Hurry to the hospital!

Don't kill him!

I'll give you everything!

I'll give all to you! Hurry up!

What's the matter? You robbed?

- Who is robbed? - Butterfly is robbed!

I'll be right there.

How are you?

Why are you that fast?

I won't go in.

It's empty, so what'd we do now?

Open the door, leave it all then go.

Put it in & leave!

What a big home!

Look! There is air conditioner,

why a fan is needed, for suicide?

Such a big dinning table?

For snooker?

Leave it & go!

Have you ever seen such a big house?

- Why don't we have a visit first? - How long will it take?

We'll leave after watching the kitchen.

I don't have to measure it.

I'm sure the kitchen is 7-8 times bigger than my home.

I don't even have to take a look.

I think the toilet is bigger than my bath - tub.

The maid's room is bigger than mine.

- Have you had enough? - I think so.

But not after seeing the master bed-room.

Curse it.

This bed is not big enough for me.

She is woman, so am I .

Why am l that poor?

You can tell at once!

These women are willing to be the toys of men.

If I were. . . So many beautiful clothes,

I wish being played by men!

Someone is coming back. Hide up!

Who is it?

Brother Ti, here is $1 5 million. Have a check.

It's him!

- Kuen, let's go! - Wait.

That's it.

Here are the goods, have a check.

They are from Thailand .

What are these? What's wrong?

That's right!

You are reliable,

that's why you are the right hand of your boss Ah Jia.

What are you doing?

You can't harm Ah Jia's man.

Why not? We can take both the money & the goods.

It's none of my business.

I know nothing! Curse you!

You've done a good job.

Throw Cheung's corpse to sea.

Take the goods to the Philippines & wait for me.

I'll tell Ah Jia.

that Cheung betrayed him . That'll be OK.

I'll wait you there.

- Who is it? - No one!

Let's go. . .

Freeze.

None of our business! Don't scare me!

If you want to kill, kilI me.

Let my friend go!

I promise she won't tell others.

Rape first or kill first,

whatever you like. She. . .

What's wrong with you?

I'm not interested to you,

especially your kind .

Having you 2 as companions,

Ah Jia will never suspect.

- Let's go. - Wait.

We've stayed here for long, our finger prints must be left.

We'd clean them first.

Am I crazy? Why'd l clean the car?

What are you doing?

I make it look like a fight

among themselves.

A civil conflict.

Black Rose, who beats crimes!

- What? - Anyway, there is no Black Rose!

Let the police spend time to look for Black Rose.

Don't you think it's film?

You spelled the word wrongly!

HoId it! There is finger print on the paper.

Hurry up. . . My son's teacher wants to see me.

Great. . .

Why don't you shut the door?

Are you fooling me?

Who is Black Rose?

You dare to rob from me?

I am not cheating you!

If you don't believe, get some information yourself.

They are 2 girls.

I did see them take away our money & goods.

- Ken. - Yes, boss.

Ask uncle Kau here, I want to ask him something.

Yes.

Black Rose dared to trouble me.

I'll chop them into pieces!

We've found finger prints on the main door.

There was a heroine

called Black Rose in the 50's.

She robbed the rich

and helped the poor.

The director Chor Yuen

in order to memorize her.

He directed a film with his wife acted Black Rose.

But she committed crime,

so we'd arrest her. Come in!

Sir, the suspect left. . .

the fingerprints.

They are analysed by the computer.

We now know who she is.

Here are their information.

- You are exercising. - I'm keeping fit.

The Black Rose is wanted by the cops,

with $500,000 offered.

If you get any clue of the Black Rose,

With your picture,

I'm sure to get you .

Brother, I'll return on week later.

Don't teIl me

you can't handle it.

OK! I know what to do.

Boss.

Keep an eye on it when l'm leaving.

Dear Master, you student, Piu Hung,

is feeling miserable

after watching TV.

Few shameless rascals

dare to frame you

to commit crimes.

So I decided . . .

What have I decided?

I forget!

Curse it! Where should I go to meet my master?

You want to find out the murderer

and kill him for revenge.

I need no hints from you.

To kill or not, I'd give the order! I am the headmaster,

It's not your turn to give any order.

You deserve being crazy!

No wonder Keith is scared & left.

Nonsense!

He loves you, doesn't he?

Keith & I are perfect couple!

It's all because of you, so Keith left without a word .

You are cheating me! He is Man-tat Ng.

He is Man-tat Ng?

Sorry, I am wrong. He is Stephen Chow.

You nuts!

You nuts! Keith is not Stephen Chow,

This is Stephen Chow!

You'll make me rage sooner or later. Let me fool you instead!

What am I talking?

- You are the loan shark! - Who is it?

You have an adonis.

You'd work in night club to pay the debt of him.

Night club? Isn't it day shift or night shift?

Are you going?

Get change now,

or your boyfriend will beat you!

Isn't he that vicious?

Who is my boyfriend then?

Let's finish it first, OK?

You always stop the conversation In such an odd way!

Am I a club girl? Did I pay for my boyfriend?

I forget who is my boyfriend!

My memory is getting worse & worse!

Curse it! Where did I put my medicine?

I did put it here!

I forgot to flush the toilet.

I want one catty of pork and bone please,

- I'll collect it later. - OK.

- I'll collect the money first. - Go.

Please give me 3 pieces of mustard root spiced .

I'll choose it myself.

It's just the same.

Isn't it?

They are almost the same.

- Big news! - What?

- Black Rose is showing up again! - Really?

Now, they are on TV.

There are 3 corpses at the scene.

One of them is named Lee, is a wanted criminal.

And the other 2,

Cheng, and Chiu.

They have records of drugs trafficking.

I knew Black Rose, she was famous when I was small.

We worship her!

These 3 guys deserved it!

The Black Rose is wanted by the cops,

with $500,000 offered.

They look like the same!

Black Rose loves eating this!

I want these.

I won't betray the heroine with $500,000.

We are men of righteousness.

Take all if you like it.

Why should I?

I want 3 only!

I will feel very happy

if you take these.

I'll tell others that.

Black Rose took 3 pieces from me,

I'm proud of it!

- How? - Look!

What the. . .

Is that the Black Rose?

- Let's check. - Come on.

I'm not her.

I'm not the Black Rose!

But the news said you are the Black Rose!

Are you Black Rose?

Don't you think I wish to be Black Rose?

My wife is Black Rose!

Congratulation. . . Your wife is so famous!

You are her husband,

and you're working in our insurance co. ,

the clients will be pleased.

You are promoted to General Manager now!

- I? - Congratulation. . .

Thank you. . .

Who is the husband of Chow Wai Kuen?

He is.

Please follow us to the police station.

Why?

- Sir. . . - What is it?

- What a great and quick change! - Yes.

Why don't you be the General Manager?

Forget it!

Who are you looking for?

Are you looking for Chow Wai Kuen?

Coming.

Who are you looking for?

- Butterfly! - Kuen!

Close the curtain & the door, quick!

OK!

What are you doing outside?

Where did you get it?

Hou Hsiao-hsien lent it to me.

Do you know, you are said to be the Black Rose.

Sure! It's all because of you.

My hubby is mad at me too.

Why are you that mad?

I was happy in the past.

I was a housewife,

my husband loved me.

But I'd hide myself now.

My hubby misunderstands me!

You are single! Don't jealous!

Why you dragged me down!

You are always a failure!

Are you blaming me?

Miss Wong!

Why do you have my keys?

May I explain? Let me shut the door first.

Officer Lui.

You dropped your key one day.

I picked it up by chance.

So I buy 2 tickets. . .

Who is he?

- My uncle. - Uncle.

He is trembling!

He's got senile disorder.

Butterfly, go with me.

Hurry up!

Let me go with you.

Leave it to me.

I am a man, let me do it.

Come on, uncle. I'll help you.

Then, I'll help you zip up.

Thank you. . . I want to piss only.

Don't look at me, or I can't piss. Don't!

As you are unable to piss,

may I help you?

I can do it myself.

So many bubbles.

- It seems to be detergent! - It is normal today.

After going to the toilet,

you better come to eat now.

- Butterfly, help me. - Sit down first.

Miss Wong, let me do it.

- No. - No, officer Lui .

You'd better go to work, I'll do it.

It's alright. l'll do it.

I have plenty of time.

My uncle wants song

to accompany his dinner too.

Let me do it. I won't bother you .

You naughty! OK, I'll sing you a song!

Baby, eat the rice.

I am feeding you.

You will grow up soon.

It's delicious.

See, are you OK?

You have eaten too much.

You'd better leave, l can feed him myself.

Well, I am leaving.

- Fine. - Don't give him too much.

- See you. - Bye!

Uncle, bye-bye.

Why do you make friends

with this cop?

He is kind hearted anyway.

We should not trust any cop!

Do you remember, your ex-husband is a cop too.

Yes. . . A calI.

I'll get change.

Miss Wong, l am Keith Lui .

What's the matter?

I have a severe struggle in front of your door,

See if I should arrest you two or not.

I know she is the Black Rose.

So why are you calling?

I am a cop,

So I reported to the HQ.

They wiIl arrive in 5 minutes.

Go from the rear door.

I came. . .

to apologize

for last night,

and want to invite you to a concert.

To make use of this chance, to understand each other better.

But I am afraid there will be no chance.

But if you want to find me,

I have written my number at the back of the ticket.

Which is put on the table.

Take care.

That way!

There are cops in our homes.

We can't go back.

We can't hide ourselves for life.

But we have no money.

We can't even beg for money.

Or should we rob?

OK, let's make it a deal.

Kidding! Don't be that serious.

By hook or by crook!

We rob

and run away.

Whenever I am safe,

I'll pick up my family.

Kuen, stay calm , OK?

We didn't murder them.

The cops will find out the truth.

Butterfly, I am different from you.

You can do whatever you want, cause you are single.

I can't!

If the cops think it was done by me.

I will have no chance to see

my family again.

I won't drag you down.

I will do it myself. Don't worry.

What do you mean?

You won't let me do alone.

We are good friends. We must go together.

I am sure you'll do it.

Let me go with you!

I can't stop you.

If you force me so,

I will help.

Thank you, you are so kind .

Let's go now.

Stop, rob!

- Don't cry! - Or else I'll hit you .

Trust me or not? I'll kill you.

Pissing?

Good boy, don't cry.

Tight it up now.

Forget them , let's go!

Kidding,

we fail!

Butterfly, we are so great!

I think no robbers have robbed soup before.

Give us one more chance.

Try again after the food .

Kidding?

I'm fine, it's all up to you

He seems to be rich.

- Our target! - See you in the back lane.

Follow me.

Go!

- You again! - It's them!

- Let's go! - Where are you taking me to?

Chase after them!

What shall we do now?

Disappear!

Let her go, let's go back now.

Let's go!

Why do you get in my car?

I think you will give me a ride.

Who are you?

You don't even know us, how dare you pretend to be Black Rose?

Don't you believe I'll kill you?

I'll question her.

OK! Go ahead.

Have you eaten?

It's troublesome.

If you still make trouble here,

Don't blame me of using the Master's Bell.

Are you telling me?

Haunted?

This is our school's regulation,

the bell represents our master.

Once hear the bell rings, she should practise kung-fu.

Am I asking you . . .

What relationship between Black Rose and you?

Why should I tell you?

I don't know her.

If you don't tell me the relationship

between you and Wong Fei-hong,

You can never go out.

What Wong Fei-hong?

- You are Wong Fei-hong. - I'm Wong Fei-hong?

Kidding!

Fine.

What did I just ask you?

You said you would introduce a doctor to me.

No.

So why did you break in my house?

I didn't mean it.

You took me here.

Crap!

Why did I do such nonsense thing?

I have a lot of things to do.

Don't you refuse to introduce me a doctor?

Yes. Doctor Ma.

Isn't he good?

Sure, Veronica Yip went to him for plastic surgery.

I don't want any plastic surgery.

Sister, she wants to fool me.

Fix her whatever you want.

She doesn't know kung-fu .

I don't think she is the one who framed our master.

She can stand it.

You crazy! You hurt my bottom!

So severely!

Since I have got the girl,

her friend won't tell anything to the cops.

You should keep an eye on the cops.

After this week, before Ah Jia coming back,

I'll ship the goods away.

Even Ah Jia knows it,

he can't find me.

Wait for my good news, Superintendent Lai.

Boss, the girl is shouting downstairs.

Open the door. . .

I am not feeling well, come in please.

What's the matter?

Come in first!

- Come out! - Come in!

How can I come out if you don't come in?

If you don't come out, how can I come in?

- Come in! - No!

Are you kidding?

Why do you refuse to come in?

What do you want?

Do you really know how to act?

It's out of my expectation!

Crazy!

I'll mark it down when my memory is still fresh.

What are you doing?

Wall.

Pillar.

TV.

- How can l watch it? - She is my senior.

- Are you nuts? - I am Piu Hung.

Mr. Vampire.

The water boils.

I'll go and answer the phone.

Lui, I don't know what to do now,

what shall I do?

Stay where you are, don't leave.

I'll be right there.

My girlfriend is in trouble, I must go.

But well dressed.

You hurt!

Come in. . . You are kidnapped?

Where are the criminals? Don't go, come in. . .

Where are they?

Don't cheat us.

No, l didn't!

They did stab me twice!

If so, why are you still standing here?

Where are they now?

They were here!

Curse them!

Oh my god! There are 2 corpses here!

How can they hurt you? Don't move!

I didn't kill them.

Don't move!

I'll report and call for help.

Sir, let's stay calm.

- I do it. - You!

Can you guess so?

Please don't!

I won't tell others about your business.

Black Rose? They are the Black Roses,

What relationship do you have with the Black Rose?

Tell me, why did you rob my goods?

I don't know

what are you talking about!

I just wanted to return something to that man.

I didn't know you were dealing business.

I think the Black Rose only appeared in movie.

I don't know Black Rose.

I left the message in order to shift the attention of the police.

But I don't mean to drag them down .

I am sorry, I don't mean to.

I won't do it again! Sorry!

Sorry, I am sorry!

We get the truth now.

What's wrong?

They are fake.

I will show you

the make-up technic written in our Rose Book.

I'll remove the fake foot first.

Oh, you are testing me.

You cried sorrowfully

for 2 fake men.

So I can tell you are kind hearted.

Let's say hero respects hero.

You respect me, I respect you more.

OK, Wong Fei-hong, I'll let you go back you Canton.

Master, my name is Butterfly Wong.

Somebody is coming.

Miss Wong . . .

Miss Wong!

Stop it!

Try again!

Trap?

Kidding! We are in a modern era.

Pearls from 5 dragons?

Is it a shooting site?

Are you filming?

Where is she hiding? Cut!

Keith?

Why the name seems so familiar?

ReIease the trap!

- Don't go that fast! - Brother Keith!

Who is he?

She forgets who is Keith, that's good .

Tell me.

He. . . is your dad.

My dad?

He left me for 20 years,

now he can't forget me. He comes back for me.

He comes back for you?

Why doesn't he search for mom?

I am your mom!

You are my mom? Aren't you my senior?

Yes, when Keith left me,

he didn't know I was pregnant.

To keep our baby.

I hid myself into a cave.

After few months,

I gave birth to you.

No one helped me in delivery.

So I bited off the umbilical cord of yours.

So, your nick-name is umbilical cord.

But in appearance,

I am as old as you.

I seldom fooling around .

I also received some minor plastic surgeries.

They make me look young.

Mom! I feel warm!

I want Keith tonight!

To make him mine!

Baby, take this thing out!

I have something to talk to your dad.

Follow me, sister.

She looks young at once.

You can't move now.

I want to chase the man.

How are you?

Stop it!

You memory is getting worse and worse.

Who say so?

What's on your head?

Hat.

Why do you carry the bell

on your waist?

- It's the Master's Bell. - Wrong!

It's written!

It can't ring, why is it called Bell?

What do you want now?

- You'll be mine sooner or later. - Go away.

It rings, got it?

What are you doing?

I want you now.

Go away. I don't want to be in a movie.

Listen?

Yes, stop it.

Hag, stop it.

You are heartless. I love you so much,

but you called my hag.

I'll kill you.

What are you doing? Help.

You are heartless.

Do you understand the feeling of keeping one's own sad feelings?

How can something like this happen?

I'll kill him tomorrow.

- Daddy! - What?

You look like someone I know.

- Daddy! - Daddy?

Let me go! . . .

I have to go.

I'm a cop.

How dare you lock me here!

Who are they? Miss Wong!

They are the students of Black Rose.

Black Rose? Are you kidding?

Can we escape or not.

- It all depends on you . - Why?

Although they lock you up here,

I know they love you.

Kidding!

It's true! You "lover"!

She treats you as her 1 st love - Keith!

Keith!

"My lover had"

"my kind of personality."

"The husband and wife deeply loved"

"and trusted each other."

"We felt lucky to meet and"

"hugged each other under the moon."

"We loved each other deepIy and"

"promised to stay together forever."

"Parents were in good spirits."

"I was so happy about it."

"We always stayed together"

"and greeted each other every day."

"What I did on purpose was in vain."

"It just made me sad."

"I could only blame that love changed"

"and the promise couldn't be kept."

I have a way to deal the situation.

Officer Lui! What is the method?

"The love was lost."

"There is no chance to start again."

"I had a lot of affections for her,"

"but they now turn to hatrad."

"I once loved her very much"

"but she was so hard-hearted ."

"It's a pity that it became a dream"

"and couldn't be found again."

Please listen to my explanation. The story is. . .

Officer Lui!

You still cheat me with that song!

It's big news! Daddy, mom is very sad .

She doesn't want to live.

Being beaten like this,

I don't want to live too.

- Did she hurt you severely? - Yes!

Eat this!

No.

Why do l have to take these?

These are not for curing. But are arsenic for killing!

Arsenic?

Since you don't want to live.

Why not suicide?

Like Romeo & Juliet.

You are Romeo & mom is Juliet.

- Come on. - No!

Bravo! Mom , dad has taken all of them.

He said he loved you most.

It's sweet chestnut.

Why did she force me to eat sweet chestnut?

- Miss Wong, are you OK? - I'm fine.

It's fate for us to meet again!

We were neighbours.

Now, we live together too.

I think it's less comfortable now?

It's me who dragged you down!

Don't blame yourself!

It's my own wish!

Butterfly! Wake up!

He is a cop!

Don't faIl in this butterfly trap!

You are living alone.

Where are your family members?

They. . . They're living overseas.

My husband is working in Europe.

Your husband.

He is an editor of a foreign publishing co.

for nursery tales.

He is a man

who can't change his boyish disposition.

What're you doing?

This is a trick!

If not so.

They won't trust me

that they are in my heart.

Only they believe,

we'll have chance.

- Officer Lui . - Call me Keith.

I am not well educated, I don't know how to tell children's story.

However, l watched a lot of movies.

I'm expert!

Go! Shout loudIy for help! Say I'm going to suicide!

Go!

HeIp! Somebody suicides!

HeIp!

What? Sweet chestnut can kill?

Daddy! How are you?

Why don't you get some medicine?

Shut up!

Medicine. . .

I forget where is it?

There is a sticker on it!

So big!

Shut up! I've pressed your sinus,

you will be painless.

- Here comes the medicine! - Help him to stop bleeding first!

Don't dirty my place!

If you don't forgive me, you'd better let me die.

Forgive you?

Because of forgiving you, I've waited for 20 years.

Don't you know how cruel are you?

You cheated my 1 st love.

I was only 1 3!

You gave birth to me at 1 3?

I'm strong

because I always practise kung-fu! Even I was 8. . .

What's wrong with you?

I just want to stop him from bleeding!

You use cement?

Are you nuts? Follow me.

- Don't move! - It hurts!

Don't move!

- It won't hurt after washing it. - I can't hear!

Wash it yourseIf.

I guess the cement has entered my ear.

Wipe it.

Thanks.

"I'm sorry that l said the wrong"

"words and made you cry."

"Please forgive me and go home."

"I hate that you lied to me"

"and didn't love me wholeheartedly."

"I am furious."

"Don't expect me to go home."

"I think of you on lonely nights."

"I walked back and forth in rain ."

"I hate recalling the old dream."

"I'm afraid of sweet nothings."

"Please forgive me."

"I hope you can go home soon."

"The lot which brought us together"

"was gone."

"My tears fall down."

Please come back.

No way.

It's meaningless for me

to stay in this world without you.

Ha. . .

I am so upset, how can you laugh?

"I am happy to see you cry. Ha. . ."

"We are married. Don't be so mean."

"We had a clear break."

"I am angry about it."

"You can scold me whatever way you like."

"You can hit me whatever way you like."

"If you really feel regret, l'll go home."

"Let's go home."

You forgive me, don't you?

If only you won't leave me alone!

I swear! I'll never do it again!

Stop it!

I do believe you!

Then you mean you still love me.

You are teasing me!

Mom . . . I remember who is Keith!

What is it?

He is Keith, my dad!

Dad, you can sleep here.

I've clean up for you.

But don't fool around

at night.

Why? ls it haunted?

Because, there are many traps in this house.

Trap? Yes,

this house is so strange.

Don't you think the people are strange too?

Where are you going?

Dad! Good night!

Why you look so odd?

I feel lucky to reunite with you .

But I don't have such feeling!

For the sake of Keith.

You can be my maid.

Maid .

Do you have any affair with Keith?

If so,

you'd be in deep trouble

I dare not, master!

You'd not call me master

but madam!

Yes, madam!

Lamebrain!

Don't scare me!

I'm afraid of darkness!

What a good weather!

- Let's go out to catch butterfly. - Butterfly?

I'll go for a change first.

- Follow me. - Good morning, daddy.

Didn't you sleep well?

I come to repair

your bed .

Sit on the bed,

follow my instruction.

So I can check the spring.

Yes, miss.

Come here.

How come you look like a maid?

They take me as their maid!

So, what'll we do?

They trust me now!

When they fall asleep tonight.

We can escape.

How? Can you see

there is a big gate?

Can you see there's a key hanging around her neck?

You can move now.

- Isn't it so? - Continue.

Why are you sleeping here?

Brother Keith.

Don't worry,

I'll go with you tonight.

Why do you steal other's letter?

My letter!

You mean you letter? Where do you live?

Upstairs.

You live here? What prove do you have?

Go to the police station.

Jinx. . . l live upstairs.

He doesn't know you ,

Go to the police station now!

Brother Keith, l've got it.

I'm so happy!

I know you love me so much .

- I want to marry you. - Marry me?

You'll be fainted this time!

Open the door. . .

What are you doing?

To return you this. Good night.

Crazy!

I'll try with another trick.

Miss Wong . . .

Can we go now?

I know where the main switch is.

We'll go to steal her keys.

Why is she trembling?

My heart beasts so fast!

I really love you. Please give me a chance.

He's doing this kind of thing to me.

Why haven't I felt any bad feeling?

Am I really fond of him?

Bravo! She accepts me!

I'll go & have a look.

Are you the one who appeared in my home that night,

holding the sugar cane?

Since you know it,

after I save you out. . .

I'll kill you.

Why do you hide here?

Come, no body's here!

Hurry up!

Why don't you let me join your game, daddy?

- What? - Let's play hide & seek.

But it's too late.

I want it!

Miss, it's late.

Why don't we play sleeping?

Yeah, go to your room and sleep.

I don't want sleeping!

So what do you like to play?

"One, Two, Three, Freeze", OK?

We can't play such a noisy game.

It's too late!

What game can we play then?

Let's steal the keys!

OK! Bravo!

Whose key?

Your mom's keys! Let's go!

Bravo! We've got your key!

You didn't notice it.

Why do you steal my key?

You are stupid!

I fail! I fail completely!

What? Do you want to escape?

Don't do that,

daddy wants to play with you only.

Actually, l want to steal the key. . .

because I want to go out, to buy a wedding ring.

Really?

Yes.

Look at him, he is cunning!

You can tell he is a bad egg.

Would you like something to drink?

Why Piu Hung call you mom?

The doctor said she is crazy.

So let her go.

Don't teIl her the truth.

Or it will stimulate her.

How are you, l am Piu Hung.

Mr. Lui , call me if you are free.

I am not Mr. Lui , I am 1 3th Aunt.

- 1 3th Aunt? - Sure.

You are the girlfriend of Wong Fei-hong. Glad to meet you . . .

I'll visit you in Canton later.

Glad to meet you . . .

What did she say?

Why do your friends

look so vicious?

Especially that one.

They were the notorious thieves.

The one you mentioned is called Butcher.

He wasn't like that,

after his son shou-chi was shot dead by the cops,

he became more and more vicious.

He hates cop, doesn't he?

Not only him .

All of them hate cops.

What are you doing? You are not cop!

- Where are you going? - To the toilet.

It's dinner time.

Congratulation. . .

Take your seat.

Welcome, please help yourself.

Cheers!

Although she is crazy, she seems to be normal sometimes.

After the hardship contributed by all of you,

our company is going better and better.

Today is the 1 30th anniversary of our company,

let's enjoy ourselves tonight.

There will be lucky draw after dinner, cheers.

Cheers, thank you. . .

Come on. . .Cheers!

Mom, I was promoted to General Manager, are you happy?

Are you happy?

She is so sick!

Do you know me? Piu Hung.

That jerk is late again!

- You mean your son , Wah? - Yes.

Wah

goes with some rascals,

He gave a nick name himself.

- What name? - Jinx.

- What are you doing? - I am coming.

Sorry, I am late.

I drink 3 as punishment.

Open it.

- Hurry up! - Great!

It's boring to wait you.

Let us toast to the couple.

Come on. . .Cheers!

Get up!

I am searching for something,

you drink first,

No, we'll wait for you.

Take your time.

I'll search for a long time.

If Lui's identity is disclosed,

we'll be dead meat.

I've got an idea.

To make you dumb!

Cheers. . .

- Where are you? - Cheers.

Oh, you are. . .

What's the matter with you? You are wasting it. Get lost.

Do you know him?

Sure.

- Who is he? - He is Policeman. . .

What?

- Speak louder. - What did he say?

- Speak up! - How about writing it?

Yes.

He is illiterate.

He has a gun?

He is a gun man?

He is a gun man who is respected?

He is a respectable gun man?

Because he is military trained .

I know, he must be coming from Mainland China.

- What is it? - Speak up!

What?

2 fingers.

2 words.

The 2nd one.

Isn't it C?

Where are you going?

I am searching for a chair.

- What? - Go on . . .

What about the 1 st one?

B?

D?

E!

What is it?

WC!

What is it?

Hurry. Tell us.

- Before Christ? - Jesus?

Isn't it Christian?

Wait. . .

"I am a PC", scene 2, take 2.

- Oh you are. . . - Yes.

You are really smart!

This is my real identity.

Satisfied?

I've been doing this job for over 20 years.

I am an artist

- I always act as PC, - Thanks. . .

Please have your dinner.

I will send you all my autograph.

- Thank for coming. . . - Thank you. . .

CaIl me if you have time.

- Thank you. - See you. . .

Why don't you sleep?

Clean up, and bring me some wine.

Let's go to rest now.

- Help me. . . - Come on!

I am coming!

Hocus!

Sister, l want the wine.

Hocus, to make you two faint!

I'll go and get change first, I'll be right back.

I wish you never come back.

Why am l so poor?

Are you Superintendent Cheung?

I am Sgt. Lui.

I am in Black Rose's home.

Her address is. . .

- What are you saying? - What is it?

He orders 1 dish of spareribs and 2 dishes of chicken legs with rice.

Crazy!

Where is the woman?

She made me faint.

I don't know where she is now.

Idiot!

Speaking.

I think she is going to the joint of the Black Rose.

Go ahead .

Tin Shui Wai , no. 28 Cotton lane.

OK, I'll ask my fellows to kill them .

Superintendent Lai , I won't forget you.

Bye.

Listen, gather our men

- in the car park in 1 0 minutes. - Yes.

What happened?

I don't know, l fainted.

Where is my car?

Sir, madam, the wine.

- Lucky money. - Thank you.

Come on.

- Cheer. - One more.

Why? They don't even feel dizzy!

How can you feel dizzy?

Shall we postpone the wedding,

maybe make it 7 years later?

Are you having any mistress?

Actually, l do have another woman .

My mom has arranged a wife for me.

No excuse.

Ask your mom to see me.

I can't!

She passed away. Let me go!

I won't care.

You are my man.

Don't come over.

Or I . . . I'll suicide.

You should be a man of the world. How dare you refuse?

- What drink have you given me? - Nothing!

But why do I feel dizzy?

The wine. . .You. . .

Go to die!

What happened? Why they feel dizzy?

I think it works.

So, let's go now.

Go!

- Butterfly! - Kuen!

Don't go!

Is the medicine expired?

Kuen, how do you know I am here?

Cut the crap, they are coming.

Who?

Let's go!

Stop!

You . . .

How dare you treat me like this?

Dad, today is your wedding,

how can you fool around so soon?

What's wrong with you?

Since I ran here in quick speed.

Chase. . .

Your relatives arrive.

Stop!

I don't know them.

Why don't you turn off the switch of the trap?

I am not living here, how do I know the trap?

Get out!

How did we get here? Go. Be quick.

Hurry.

- Be quick. - Hurry.

Come on, this way. . .

- No, that way. . . - That way.

- Don't rush. - Are you fine?

My beautiful buttocks,

is ruined by them!

What is the traditional solution to the hocus?

Oh you. . .

Don't faint. . .

We all depend on you!

The solution is clear. . .

Clear? What is it?

Clear water of course. Or would it be Clear Water Bay?

- Get lost! - Yes!

- Wake up! - Clear water.

- OK. . . - They wake up. . .

Why are you so happy?

Stop quarrelling, wake her up first.

Hurry up!

You treat me as nothing?

I'll let you see my Rosy stances.

- Wake up. . . - You can't shake it.

No. You can't shake it.

I have to finish the stance first.

she is in trouble. I'll go and help!

I'll go and help!

How are you?

- I am hurt! - What's the matter with him?

Why? You look like Keith!

What? Is it dad?

My dad died a long time ago.

How are you?

Are you OK?

Step aside, l'll fix them.

How are you, Boss?

How dare you making trouble here?

No one can escape

if I want him die. Fire!

I should blame myself only.

Cause l was shot.

But luckily, my clothe is shot.

It's like Cantonese action film.

She knows Super Palm!

It isn't!

It's the Super Strike Palm of the Rosy Book.

She got crazy because

of practising this kind of kung-fu .

If I can be that crazy as her, that's good.

Are you crazy?

You can't become crazy whenever you like to be.

Shut up!

At least, I won't be that painful.

I won't miss that heartless guy.

I want to kill you .

You, student doesn't want to offend you.

Please forgive me.

Leave it down.

How dare you offend my master's spirit tablet.

You'd be dead meat.

Please forgive me.

I want to turn a new leaf.

I am glad you are appreciating me.

But I am not your Keith.

Yes. Maybe we'll help you to find him .

Shut up! I won't believe you.

OK, I'll kill you now.

It's nonsense. You'd better not to push anyone.

That's why Keith was scared by us and left us.

Sister, l have got crazy over 20 years.

You have taken care of me over these years.

Now, I wake up,

I don't know how to pay for it.

You are like him .

But you are not as charming as him .

I am not.

And your style. . .only suit her.

Thank you.

I think the house of our master,

is no longer suitable for us to live.

Let's go.

See you later.

Are we really in a Cantonese action film?

The sleeping princess woke up

& became the queen.

I wish you ever lucky & happy.

If you tell me some fairy tales.

I'll be happy!