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I'll keep on rising up well, I'll keep on

rising up Every day I'm rising. I'm not

trying to say anything profound. Well,

don't worry, because no one was accusing

you of that. I'm just saying that some eye

contact is inherently jarring. What do you

mean? Like, in life or just in bed? I

don't know. It just depends. But yeah,

you know, sometimes in bed, when you're

having sex or doing other stuff.

What, are you suddenly shy now? I'm not

shy. It's just awkward. You know, when a

guy's down there, I. Do you really want

these two BD eyes staring up at you,

begging for approval? I'm just saying,

it's all about the angle. Hey, if we don't

work out, you should hand out a manual on

the do's and don'ts of dating Kate.

Cassie. Yeah, I will. You know, we don't

work out.

You see the obituary now? Death by bike

Lock. Can a lock hate you? Because this

lock tweets me. What's the good 1,

2, 3, 4 spaces.

So you talked to Tasha? Not much

since we saw her. You still chilling at

Bezos? I'm not back at Kate's, if that's

what you mean. Want to go to Winter Formal

tonight? I'd rather eat paste.

Wait, were you, like, asking me? No.

I don't know. Yeah, kinda.

You know, as friends. You're dateless.

The day of Brent found out I went on a

date with you. She wasn't happy, so I

guess you could say you owe me one. So,

yes. It'll be better than eating paste, I

swear. You all right?

I'm a little tired. Driving everyone you

love out of your life? It's pretty

exhausting. Have you

talked to Lux lately? I tried calling her

yesterday. I think I could hear her

rolling her eyes over the phone. You know,

I want to make things right with her, but

the only way to do that is to talk to her.

And apparently she's not interested.

You don't have to take no for an answer.

With her. Only with you.

Yeah, we're back.

Muon, Tauron.

Neutrinos. Neutrinos. I'm never going to

keep these particle names straight. Who

came up with this stuff? Really lonely

guys that never talk to girls. It helps to

use a mnemonic device. Think of the muon

particle as Bayes. Unstable and capable of

pointless destruction.

Hey, kiddo. I was thinking you,

me, tonight. Indoor putt putt.

I can't.

I'm sort of going to the Winter Formal.

What with who?

With Jones. Like little dude quarterback

Jones. What are you wearing?

Seriously? I don't know. One of those

dresses Kate gave me. Are these things

dressy? It is called the formal. And

you're going with the quarterback? That's

huge. Not really. In my experience,

quarterbacks can be. What's the word?

Backstabbing, self centered jerks.

I'm gonna go upstairs, look through my

fake closet, and stress.

Seriously, what is your problem, dude?

You still upset that I slept with Kate?

You knew I liked her in high school. How

was I supposed to know that after all this

time, you were serial killer obsessed with

her? Obsessed with who?