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Sure.

Ooh, look at that.

If I take it off later, it's only because

it's itchy. The math.

It's beautiful. Thank you.

We don't allow dudes in her bedroom.

House rules. And even though I like you,

there's no exceptions, son. Have a seat.

All right, here is the deal. I was your

age a few years ago. Okay, maybe a few

more than a few years. But I have been

there and I have done that. And I don't

want you going there and doing that.

Huh? You reading me?

I really like Lux,

and I'm gonna treat her right. I'm not the

kind of guy who would just hook up with a

girl at winter formal and ditch her in the

parking lot, you know?

Wow.

Wow.

The other shoes hurt my feet.

You look incredible.

We should go. Ben and Chris are meeting us

there.

Wait, wait. I wanna take a picture.

When did you get so embarrassing? All

right, ready? One, two, three.

Hello, wallpaper. All right, you crazy

kids, have fun. Not too much fun.

Jones. You're a stand up

little dude, dude. You're a stand up

little dude, dude.

So, your first Westmont dance?

Try first dance ever. Not exactly

the typical high school school dance type,

as you may have noticed. Yeah, believe me,

I noticed.

Dude, where you been? I totally missed

it. We moved all the furniture for

Principal Deegan's office to the

cafeteria. Why? Because she blows. She got

more chaperones than ever this year. Oh,

no way. Mr. Rogers even brought a date.

Freak.

Isn't that your mom?

Stand up little dude, my ass.

I guess skank is the new black. I know.

When we went to our dance, all the girls,

they wanted to look like the Heathers.

Now they want to look like Kim

Kardashian's butt. What does that mean?

More chaperones? Look at her.

Do I know how to take out a dress or what?

What's with the shoes? What are you doing

here? One of the chaperones fell through.

So, parents, you know, we have to step up,

fill in the gaps. I promise you won't even

notice me. We'll stay out of your hair.

Which looks really great, by the way. Hi.

Hi.

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